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A lady's boudoir is something-something

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>> No.32740045
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Fine ladies. Yeah.

>> No.32740050
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*sweeps anon away because he's such trash*

>> No.32740076

>>32740050
But this is my house!

>> No.32740141
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>> No.32740156

I am once again thinking about chubby hellhounds

>> No.32740160

>>32740141
She's just holding a very big egg

>> No.32740269
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Can monsters with more than two legs dance?

>> No.32740277
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32740277

I want a tall, voluptuous dark mage with Shirokuto-tier power to make me into her pet.

>> No.32740295

>>32740269
>Can monsters with more than two legs dance?
The traditional Ushi-Oni mating dance is a sensual and very beautiful dance!

>> No.32740360

>>32740295
You mean an ushi is supposed to do a cute little tap dance before she's allowed to rape me?

>> No.32740375

>>32740360
If they really like someone they’ll do a special dance that they only can see. It’s traditionally done only once and in front of their husband.

>> No.32740378 [SPOILER] 
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Pulling funny pranks on sleeping monsters.

>> No.32740388

>>32740295
If it is done indoors it is best to have specially reinforced floor.

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>>32740050

Nah, Kiki loves her husband, even if he's a little messy and awkward. She'll just have to straighten him out and put him in order like she does the rest of the house. Soon Master will be right as rain :)

>> No.32740472

>>32740295

Cute! I'd love to make my bashful Ushi wife perform a sensual mating dance before bed. Or perhaps I could just take her out to the Country-Western Bar for a little boot-scooting :^)

>> No.32740578

>>32740045

>Mr. Meowsers, am I *ever* going to find a cute human boy to marry?

*Meow*!

>You're right, I should totally get out more, but I hate having compete with those uppity Wites all the time...I just wish I could find a nice guy who isn't captivated by the first tall, busty, blonde temptress that click-clacks her fucking heels around him... just a good guy who's funny, smart, likes fish girls...

*MROWWW*

>That was ONE time, OK? One stupid little Hansel and Gretel joke and I scare away all the boys for life--It's just not fair!

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I finally got home, and found this. Is my cat okay? please help anons

>> No.32740917

>>32740578
How does she walk around if she is a fish?

>> No.32740921

>>32740901
Why don't you service her?

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>tfw no "evil" dark mage that overthrows a kingdom just because she likes the idea of installing Anon as her pet "king"

>> No.32741226

fellatio tentacles and manticore tails are at the absolute top of things that get me overly excited and ruin my stamina

>> No.32741275

>>32741121
If a woman can work that hard to put me in a position of power then it shouldn’t be too hard for her to raise ten kids!

>> No.32741672
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Tsundere lizards.

>> No.32741728

>>32741672
What should I do when a lizard gives me an egg? Do I make a homemade incubator? or do I make an omelette?

>> No.32741768

>>32741728
Depends on if you fertilized it or not

>> No.32741795
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>I wish I was at home making new potions for Anon

>> No.32741807

>>32741672
I immediately crack it on the ground and devour the yolk like a bird of prey to establish dominance

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>>32741226
Based, Mantis are my favourite and I've been meaning to write a few stories on them for a long time, but I only got one idea and it's basically stealing a plot from one doujin I liked very much 5 years ago and can't find it ever since.
Anyone got some ideas on Manti writefaggotry I could use? Bonus points if the male MC is a dense romantic idealist, and girl being a tsundere.

>> No.32742001

>>32741964
What's the plot like?

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Did you have to go mouthing off again, anon?

>> No.32742268

>>32742001
School president is a giant boobed sweetheart girl and vice president is crushing hard on her. There's also a secretary - vice's childhood friend who loves him since forever.
Secretary gets in possession of dirt on the vice and turns him into her boytoy sex slave for months, threatening to snitch him to his beloved kaichou.
After months of relentless sex bullying, secretary realizes one day looking at miserable vice, that she only brings him pain and he will never really love her, like she planned on making him do.
She deletes the dirt and tells him, he's free and that she will root for him getting with the pres.

MC realizes he's been corrupted by the secretary and that he is now a rotten,dirty, immoral sex fiend that can never get to get together with being as pure as the president
He goes fucking berserk, rages on the secretary, slaps her multiple times, then dominates and mindbreaks her there and then, demanding she apologize for ruining him and his hopes. Then he says that because she ruined him, he will now ruin and break her in return.
time skip and they have a romantic relationship, he pounds her into the ground "to punish her" every chance he gets, but they both love it and are happy together
Top quality stuff.

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>Multiple leviathan-class organisms detected. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?

>> No.32742345

>>32742320
I recently checked out the mod that adds the Gargantuan Leviathan into the game.
Don't do it, it's the worst.

>> No.32742353 [DELETED] 

I'mma just leave this penis here.
8=====D
Gonna see what happens when I get back.

>> No.32742446

>>32740050
Bullied by the maids!

>> No.32742597

>>32740050
Kki bullying me would make me extremely sad

>> No.32742858

Remember that monster girls are more than willing to wait until marriage for sex.
It's just that they're gonna marry you now.

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>>32742858
Yes

>> No.32743662

>>32742345
What is wrong with it? I don't even play Sub Nutica but have heard about the mod.

>> No.32743733

>>32743662
It's bigger and scarier than anything else, obviously.

>> No.32743885
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>>32740378
She's gonna kick their asses when her tail grows back.

>> No.32744106

>>32740917
Levitation magic.
>>32742082
Who could this Yeti be?

>> No.32744175
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Would you let your wife peg you with a strapon?

>> No.32744305

>>32744175
No, pegging is reserved for tentacles, toads, slimes, dark elves and akanames

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Nothing's better than flustering the sheltered, 1000-year old Elf in your party.

>> No.32744354

>>32744305
Don't get tentacles, toads, slimes, and akanames involved in this gay shit.

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Currently experiencing post-nut clarity, AMA

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Older sisters should be soft and cuddly

>> No.32744420

>>32744354
Unless they're just using their tentacles/slime tentacles/tongues.

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>>32744397
Are winglet dragons still dragons or just lizardmen?

>> No.32744549

>>32744517
Wurms and Ryu are sub-species of Dragon. The lack of wings does not make them part of a different clade.

>> No.32744705

>>32744354
>he doesn't let his toad waifu lick his prostate
You're missing out on so much fun

>> No.32744720

>>32742858
>You are already married.
>N-nani?!

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>anon was very smug when he won a bet against a lilim that meant she would be tied for a week while he molests her but she barely gets any spirit energy to eat
>he wasn't so smug after the week has ended and he had a very horny and very hungry lilim after him

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>> No.32745121

>>32744397
How can you tell multiple shoggoths apart from just one shog using multiple bodies?

>> No.32745177

>>32744772
It's anon's own fault not to give the lilim plenty of food before he unties her. Or you know... anon could've just left lilim-chan tied up with some vibrators until she passes out

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>>32744973
I want to marry my "tough" spider onee-chan.

>> No.32745259

>>32745220
Arachnes with knees are weird...

>> No.32745352

>>32744772
>engage in romantic and cuddly sex for 5 days straight
>her body and soul now accepted You as her only husband
>on 6th day ride as fast and far into Order territory as possible
>she now has no choice but to chase You and You have 3 days headstart
My dick is solid just from thinking what she would do after catching up

>> No.32745381

>>32745220
>"tough"
I imagine that would make the confession very awkward and cute at the same time

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrg9KxGNeJY&t=2m

>> No.32745473

>>32745352
i want to seal a humpty slime in some container that i can put into a fannypack so she is near my junk all the time

>> No.32745496

>>32745415
Chuuni fighting type monster girls is fun.

>> No.32745528

>>32745473
humpty eggs are underrated, a life of pumping gallons of semen into your bouncy wife inside your own little world is one to aspire to.

>> No.32745540

>>32745473
That would mean you should capture a humpty slime. Unfortunately for you, you will be forever trapped inside the concrete shells once she gets the drop on you

>> No.32745550

>>32744517
From the thumbnail I thought she was cosplaying as the red power ranger.

>> No.32745586

>>32745259
Humanlike front legs on any taur-types are weird.

>> No.32745662

>>32745586
I love pedipalp-legs

>> No.32745744

>>32745540
that's hot

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>>32745662
I'm so used to them these days that seeing arachne-types without them weirds me out.

>> No.32745834

>>32745586
>not wanting an ushi to wrap her pedipalp legs around you
Something which, sadly, I have no pictures of that can be posted on a blue board.

>> No.32745875

>>32745834
Knees and pedipalp legs are different though. Knees are single-jointed, while pedipalps are double-jointed and look like thick fluffy fangs

>> No.32745900

>>32745773
Knees on arachnes make it look like the girl is sitting on a spider's body... like an atlach nacha

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>> No.32745957

>>32745121
Yes, but you need more Insight to be able to smell their high-frequency identification pheromones.

>> No.32746091 [DELETED] 

>>32745662
Those are humanthigh-legs, not pedipalp-legs. Pedipalp legs look much better.

>> No.32746096

>>32745957
At this point I'd rather Plain Doll

>> No.32746115

>>32745662
>>32745773
>>32745834
Those are humanthigh-legs, not pedipalp-legs. Pedipalp legs look much better.

>> No.32746151

>>32746115
You tell them anon, their monstergirls are too humanlike that's heckin unbased

>> No.32746168

>>32746115
>Pedipalp legs look much better.
Got an example?

>> No.32746221

>>32745528
They're my favorite slime and I do wish for more art of them

>> No.32746275

>>32746168
Thanks for admitting that you have never even opened the wiki, you fucking tourist. Get out.

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>>32746096

>> No.32746303

>>32746168
literally all arachne wiki profiles except the lovecratian one that makes you retarded

>> No.32746325

>>32746280
That's.. hot. And also adorable.

>> No.32746356

>>32744407
I want to slap it and watch it jiggle

>> No.32746364

>>32745540
>>32745528
Why do all slime species like to restrain their husbands inside their body?

>> No.32746469

>>32744106
>Who could this Yeti be?
Just a low level mobster trying to move up in the ranks, she's got the spirit but she needs to work on her intimidation!

>> No.32746491

>>32746364
wouldn't you?

>> No.32746592
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>>32746325
It's from a Snail Woman doujin. Would you a Snail Woman?

>> No.32746596

>>32746364
If any other monster could touch every single inch of her husband's body at once, she would.

>> No.32746663

>>32746592
No.

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>>32746592
Yeah sure why not

>> No.32746761

>>32746280
I love tall girls. It's one of the many things that I like about the Doll.

>> No.32746766
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>>32746663
Why not?

>> No.32746795

>>32746592
Regura is that you

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>>32746761
Cute.

>> No.32746889

>>32746491
I don't know, I'm not a slime

>> No.32746902

>>32746795
Yes, it's him.

>> No.32746907
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Ha, a vampire can't get all my blood if I hide some of it in my penis.

>> No.32746934

>>32746596
Why do gazers not pin down their husband with their many eye-tendrils then?

>> No.32747003

>>32746766
I'm not really into slime and stuff.

>> No.32747124

>>32746902
The hero, the legend

>> No.32747539

>>32741672

That is one stretchy lizard...

>> No.32747621
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>>32746356
A man of taste

>> No.32747701

>>32741728
You have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.32747707

>>32747539
The best kind.

>> No.32747738

>>32747701
NOOOO! DON'T EAT YOUR DAUGHTERUS!!!

>> No.32747799

>>32747707
For fisting?

>> No.32747806

>>32747738
Don't worry. It's unfertilized, so it's like her periods

>> No.32747837

>>32747799
For cuddling

>> No.32747878

>>32744549
Can Otohimes transform like other dragons?

>> No.32748042

>>32747878
Surely they can

>> No.32748174

>>32746356
This is how your face ends up trapped underneath her the next time she's invited to Hatter's tea party.

>> No.32748238

>>32748042
What would that look like?

>> No.32748290
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Eat all the blini!

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kino thread

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I said
One-two
Succs kneel before you
Succs who adore you
This one makes you go diamonds in your pocket
And this one wants to play red-rocket

>> No.32748367

Little cats/foxes are for lifting up upside-down by grabbing their tails.

>> No.32748370

>>32748290
Why does kot love blini so much?

>> No.32748410

>>32748238
A Leviathan class predator

>> No.32748424

>Lust
>Gluttony
>Greed
>Sloth
>Wrath
>Envy
>Pride
Which Monster Girls best embodies each sin the most?

>> No.32748462

>>32748424
JubJub
Jabberwock
Tanuki
Dormouse
Redcap
Doppel
All cats

>> No.32748496

>>32747621
I also want to blow raspberries on her tummy

>> No.32748530

>>32748424
Succs
Slimes
Reptiles (dragons lamia etc)
Undead
Beastmen
Chimeras
Demons and lilim

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Well?

>> No.32748599
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A very reliable source has told me that dark mages are weak against motorboating.
Wish me luck!

>> No.32748628

>>32748547
Based /tg/, upvoted

>> No.32748638

>>32748599
Do it while riding a literal motorboat for extra luck. Don't ask why, just do it.

>> No.32748682

>>32748599
How did that dairy cow learn magic?

>> No.32748681

>>32748599
Dark Mages are the anti-wizard monsters.
>have no tails to turn into bananas
>snappy hats
>can perform counter spells
Truly frightening creatures.

>> No.32748751

>>32748367
No. That's like grabbing rabbits by the ears

>> No.32748763

>>32748682
Secret Cow Level holsts many secrets

>> No.32748790

>>32748462
Cats are more mischievous or bold. Wouldn't pride be elves or vampires?

>> No.32748846

>>32748751
Not if their tails are sturdy enough.

>> No.32748858

>>32747799
That and egg laying. I want her to have so many eggs.

>> No.32749066
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What's the best way to train your doggo?

>> No.32749162

>>32746869
Wrong color of her eyes, immersion broken

>> No.32749224

>>32748424
Jubjub
Ghoul
Dragon
Dormouse
Redcap or Cursed Sword
Doppelganger
Vampire

>> No.32749274
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Behold the Pharaoh!
She of the two ladies!
She of sedge and bee!
Behold Pharaoh, daughter of Ra!
Pharaoh, the divine!

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>>32749274
I've told thee before, and I tell thee again
I *HATE* the Pharaoh
I'll poison her delight

>> No.32749770

>>32748763
I am mooved to investigate

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>>32749375
You fool! The Pharaoh is all mighty! She can't be beaten!

>> No.32749895

>>32749826
Someone get this girl a couple of sandwiches.

>> No.32749941

>>32749895
Where are you gonna get blood sandwiches?

>> No.32749952

>>32749895
Blood sandwiches?

>> No.32750053

>>32749941
>>32749952
Just make some blood sausage sandwiches. I bet she'll chow down and put some meat on those bones.

>> No.32750383

>get a squeaky bed just to see if it would be fun with my hellhound

Boy was that a bad idea. It's burned into my brain and all I hear now is that infernal squeak

>> No.32750745

>>32749274
If that's supposed to be Horus, then I'd definitely want to eat her lettuce.

>> No.32750791

>>32750053
I don't know, she seems fine to me. In fact, I think she is quite beautiful.

>> No.32750914

>>32748547
Left
>2015
Right
>2017 and 2013

>> No.32751001

>>32750914
>Thener
>Then, Thenest
?

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>> No.32751256
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32751256

>>32751071
Men only want one thing

>> No.32751292

>>32748547
The fuck is up with those dates?

>> No.32751423
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>>32751256
>Men only want one thing

>> No.32751441
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>>32751256
t. yeti

>> No.32751500
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32751500

classic

>> No.32751596

>>32751500
>MGI
Didn't the maker of that go on a hissy fit trying to explain that the trap was still a monster GIRL Because it's "anime"?

>> No.32751635

>>32751500
>>32751596
Also doesn't that game got some NTR shit and is barely half finished after years of development?

>> No.32751677

>>32751500
>MGI
No

>> No.32751695

>>32746869
Perfect height for cuddles and giving headpats

>> No.32751745
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32751745

How do you fix your dog if she's not making the right sounds?

>> No.32751785
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>>32740018

>> No.32751831
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32751831

>>32751500
more like classic patreon

>> No.32752009

>>32751831
>pausing billing
Doesn't it mean he won't be getting free money anymore? Pretty admirable desu

>> No.32752033
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>> No.32752189
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>> No.32752192

What if I was the monster all along?

>> No.32752197

>>32752033
Some myths make the Medusa actually very beautiful, more that she got raped in a temple and was cursed by a goddess for being raped in her temple. Same with the Arachne, she challenged a goddess at weaving, said goddess got very salty about losing and cursed her into what she became. Even the echidna is said to be an incredibly attractive woman with a half serpentine body.

>> No.32752220

>>32752192
Monster girls will still love you

>> No.32752289

>>32752197
>the echidna is said to be an incredibly attractive woman with a half serpentine body.
Now that's a first

>> No.32752356
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32752356

>>32740018

>> No.32752433
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32752433

>>32749826

>> No.32752525

>>32752009
It means he wants to completely bail out after everyone has already dumped hundreds of thousands (if not millions) into his project. He's rumored to be living in Brazil, so now he has enough money to live a comfy NEET live without people nagging him about progress.

>> No.32752605

>live in hightech MG world/post merge Earth
>make an autistic TanukiTube channel dedicated to your pet manti (the insects) and tips on looking after them
>channel gets semi-popular and becomes the go-to place for all things pet mantis, which still isn't much considering the topic is so niche
>your inbox gets flooded with probably the weirdest, most unrepresentative attempts at hitting on a guy in existence though

>> No.32752646

>>32752197
Greek gods be mad jelly. Every story is about them cursing those that were better than them.
Chief Goddess suddenly makes a lot of sense.

>> No.32752656

>>32752525
At least he had the decency to shut it down himself, usually, people just stop uploading and still rake 30%~ of money from people too lazy to unsubscribe

>> No.32752660

>>32752433
What a winglet

>> No.32752882

>>32752433
cute and scary

>> No.32752931
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32752931

>>32740018

>> No.32753535

>>32752605
How would a mantis react to a channel like that?

>> No.32753563
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32753563

>>32751256

>> No.32753586

>>32752605
Sounds pretty fun.
What if I have a lizard tho? Would lizardgirls get mad?

>> No.32753608
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32753608

Dryfish, Druella, Tailpussy, Hellhound, Order, Portals, Broken spine, Pharaoh, Alarune, Sabath, Spirit Energy...
I just want a girl to call me her husband and love me for who I am

>> No.32753741
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32753741

>>32740018
>God help me...

>> No.32754118
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32754118

Bleh!

>> No.32754146

>>32754118
I'm going to go watch Herzog's Nosferatu remake now

>> No.32754544

>>32754118
Butt knight

>> No.32754553
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32754553

>>32754118
>>32754146
I vill sukk your blood! Bleh, bleh!

>> No.32754646 [SPOILER] 
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>>32754146
Shy bleh!

>> No.32754758

>>32754646
I told Klaus to get a sex-change potion for the next shoot
He actually did it the absolute madman

>> No.32754766

>>32754646
Dem hips holy shit

>> No.32754767

>>32753535
>anon wakes up, checks his messages on tanukitube
>"Where are you?"
>"Do you like all Mantises?"
>"Is x your home city?"
>"I found you."
>"We are going to meet Saturday."

>> No.32755029

>>32753586
>Inherit your fathers reptile zoo after he retires
>Make TanukiTube channel about showing them off including fun facts and proper care for reptiles
>Videos that include scale brushing are by far the most popular and always make you get weird emails
>Including challenges to street fights and one claiming to be royalty asking if you would open to a full-time position as personal scale brusher, whatever that means
If I were married to a rich and powerful monster I would definitely keep weird animals as a hobby

>> No.32755102

>>32751831
Everyone called it but it's kind of sad to see it play out

>> No.32755222

>>32752033
Dog lamias?

>> No.32755358 [DELETED] 
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Shortstacks are cute!

>> No.32755376

>>32752197
>>32752289
I heard that was a different echidna.

>> No.32755381

>>32755029
>one claiming to be royalty asking if you would open to a full-time position as personal scale brusher, whatever that means
Sounds like a scam but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

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>>32755358

>> No.32755459

>>32752189
>>32752356
???

>> No.32755566
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>>32744772
>Anon makes a bet with a monster
>He gets a five minute headstart and if she catches him she gets to consensually rape him
>The game starts and after five minutes the chase begins
>Except anon just keeps running, and running
>He's always just ahead of her and shows no sign of getting tired or slowing down
>Anon realizes his pursuer is getting more distressed the longer she can't catch him
>Slows down and lets himself get caught
>Seeing her adorable exhausted sniffling and panting was worth the effort, although he'll never tell her that
He will tell their daughters however

>> No.32755767

>>32752197
Echidnas are actually more closely related to marsupials than lamias. Speaking of, Lamia's origin story was especially horrific even by Ancient Greek standards

>> No.32755791

>>32755358
>>32755400
The full version of this is amazing

>> No.32755804

What happens if you leave your detachable penis in the middle of a forest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

>> No.32755841

>>32746934
They don't?

>> No.32755922
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32755922

>>32755029
>one claiming to be royalty asking if you would open to a full-time position as personal scale brusher, whatever that means
lol
>you ignore the scale brusher comment
>one day while out running errands you notice a bunch of people and MGs wearing egyptian looking apparel
>must be some kind of cosplay event
>turn and ask the girl behind you in the grocery line what her costume is from
>she freezes up and tries to deflect from the question
>surprised by the awkward response you just point to the purple snake emblem on her dress and mutter something about how you're interested in that sort of thing
>her eyes go wide, then she pulls a walkie-talkie out of her bag and runs off while shouting "START THE OPERATION" into it
>before you can process what's going on a burlap bag is pulled down over your head and you're pulled off of your feet

>> No.32755940

>>32755358
>the tender deep kissing at the end
I want to treat lewd monstergirl lolis like that.

>> No.32755992

>>32752605
>>32754767
Autistic monsters trying to hit on their oneitis are probably a sight to behold. It would be extremely endearing, bet they would think the same if one of us tried flirting with them

>> No.32756080
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>>32753608
Somewhere out there a monster is saying the same thing about you

>> No.32756187

>>32754646
Very cute vampire

>> No.32756277
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32756277

Cute vampires are for protecting from mean vampire hunters.

>> No.32756306

>>32755922
>Why is she coiling me
>My feet are asleep
>What language is she speaking
>I need to get home and feed the crocodiles
On the bright side moving to the desert would save a lot on temperature control

>> No.32756313

>>32755358
Pussy is visible at 7 seconds, anon

>> No.32756373
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>>32740050
Kiki should punish me then

>> No.32756451

>>32748238
A ryu with fins

>> No.32756496

>>32756373
How is Sakuya a monster girl?

>> No.32756542
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32756542

>>32756496
here

>> No.32756551

>>32755791
Where's the full version?

>> No.32756571
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32756571

>>32756373
S&M gear puts me instantly in the mood. I'm completely hopeless.

>> No.32756697

Im genuinely impressed that Magus Anon comes up with so many names that aren't generic fantasy ones or just Earth names with one or two different letters

>> No.32756767

>>32756697
Like?

>> No.32756923

>>32756767
Just in general. They also change with location which is a nice touch that some authors ignore

>> No.32756925
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32756925

Is it possible to find another MG that makes you as physically, emotionally and mentally intertwined with them as cursed swords?

>> No.32756966

>>32756923
I meant what are the names.

>> No.32757096

>>32756966
I said in general as in there are a good variety. From the most recent chapter(s), Nokoribi, Moegara, Vaquel and Hynobius roll off the tongue nicely

>> No.32757153
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POUNDING THAT PUSSY

>> No.32757276
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32757276

What would a Nacha do if she is insulting you and you slap her in the face telling her to shut up?

>> No.32757321

>>32756080
Thank You Anon, this puts a smile on my face

>> No.32757322

>>32757276
sex?

>> No.32757446

>>32757276
Get wet and bite you then force mutual apologies when the venom wears off

>> No.32757460

Crow harpies must be actually kinda awful

>> No.32757497
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>>32756925
Ushi-Oni. They can love You like no other female. Their romantic attitude and passion will leave Your mind and heart fully intertwined with them.
This post is sponsored by Ushi-Oni restoration fundation, do Your part to preserve Ushi-Oni species!

>> No.32757528

>>32757276
That is exactly what she wants to happen tho....

>> No.32757564

Are there any actual seal monster girls yet?

>> No.32757619
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>>32757564
>2020, I am forgotten...

>> No.32757633
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32757633

>>32757564
EHH?

>> No.32757635

>>32757276
Bites you, triggering the transformation.

>> No.32757660

>>32756373
>Strict Kiki makes you follow a schedule to make you a better man.
>Each day is made up of learning new skills, naked exercising , eating and sleeping properly, and sex training/cock milking.
>Loves to see you improve, but punishes you if you don't try.

>> No.32757697
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>>32757460
Don't you mean incredibly adorable?

>> No.32757709

>>32757619
>>32757633
That is a fish mermaid in a seal costume. I'm still waiting for an actual seal monster girl.

>> No.32757725
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32757725

>>32756925
Gazer

>> No.32757736

>>32757660
What if you don't try on purpose because you like to get punished by her?

>> No.32757753

>>32757460
Crows are intelligent. Do not bully intelligent girls just because you're intimidated.

>> No.32757773

>>32757276
I fucking hate those bratty abominations, I want to bait one into attacking me and then blueovary them by calmly taking the verbal abuse and refusing to transform into the dickspider.

>> No.32757795
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32757795

>>32757709
>That is a fish mermaid

>> No.32757799

>>32757697
No, they are not adorable and also caw-caw isn't cute at all

>> No.32757826

>>32757736
She'll know, and she'll find ways to make you you don't try anything like that.

>> No.32757836

>>32757709
Technically you're a skeleton in a human costume

>> No.32757864

>>32757795
What kind of cases would Cole deal with in MGC Noire?

>> No.32757902

>>32757836
Ix nay, ix nay!

>> No.32757984

>>32757836
Technically you're a ghost inside a brain inside a skeleton in a human costume

>> No.32758035

>>32757799
What did crows ever do to you?

>> No.32758049
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32758049

>>32752189
>How to ruin any image in less than 5 seconds

>> No.32758094

>>32757826
>>32757736
Yeah, I don't recommend testing a kiki like that. She WILL turn you into a proper master

>> No.32758104

>>32757864
I can't imagine there would be much serious crime in MGC.
Probably just a Nekomata getting stuck in a Dryad, or maybe a P'orc stealing a pie off a windowsill.

>> No.32758159

>>32758104
I'm reading House on the Borderlands now and P'Orcs are way scarier than I thought

>> No.32758242
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32758242

>>32757753
I'm gonna freak her out with a leatherface mask like those scientists.

>> No.32758290

>>32757836
They literally just wear the skin of dead seals over their regular bodies.

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32758355

>>32740018

>> No.32758438

>>32758104
I think there is a lot of crime on paper, because the MG police press a lot of made up charges to rape men.

>> No.32758509

>>32758035
They bullied me

>> No.32758630

>>32758355
i will now play azur lane, i'll still play arknights more though since it has more monster girls

>> No.32758668
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32758668

What would happen if you are in a fight with a Jabberwock, and begin to bitchslap her with your dick?

>> No.32758721

>>32758668
That's a predictable move, anon. She'd parry with her titties.

>> No.32758815
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32758815

Six furious humps per second, stay safe around rabbits.

>> No.32758941
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32758941

>>32758355
Onis are cute.

>> No.32758989

>>32758721
>high speed paizuri fencing

>> No.32758992

>When your automaton starts noticing that your eyes are spending an inordinant amount of glances looking at the holst mechanic's chest.

>> No.32759353

>>32755922
Will she at least transport the zoo near his new home?

>> No.32759359

>>32758941
She's... I don't want to offend anyone, but she's such a hornlet

>> No.32759429

>>32757460
Because they always remember who wronged them?

>> No.32759586

>>32752189
nice

>> No.32760090

Is it dumb to want a Gremlin wife just to learn how to make robots and cool mechanic stuff? I don't even care about the sex but i feel like learning how to make magitech machinery would be great

>> No.32760155

>>32758668
Heart pupils.

>> No.32760177

>>32757697
Okay this one is adorable,

>> No.32760284

>>32740269
Dressage

>> No.32760522
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>>32758438
>MG police press a lot of made up charges to rape men
If you manage too prove their charges are false in court you are not only allowed but obligated to punish them by making them have your daughters

>> No.32760524

>>32760177
Of course. Tengu are cute.

>> No.32760564

>>32760522
Am I allowed to ragdoll them?

>> No.32760629

>>32760564
Pardon?

>> No.32760635

>>32760629
I said what I said.

>> No.32760682
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>>32760635
Just checked what that is on Urban dictionary and the answer is a resounding yes

>> No.32760680

>>32760635
Excuse me?

>> No.32760796
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32760796

>>32760682
I hear lion girls can have lots of orgasms a day, but get off after a few seconds. I would love to introduce her to human stamina.

>> No.32761341

>>32752289
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echidna_(mythology)

>> No.32761378
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32761378

As a man, would sex with Draco feel good? I think it would feel good. How do I go abouts making this wish a reality. Ty.

>> No.32761464
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32761464

>>32740050
>the maid thinks you're trash
>a doll thinks you're trash

What are some more devastating MGs thinking your trash? Beezlebub?

>> No.32761476

>>32761378
Fat tails are a man's romance.

>> No.32761487 [SPOILER] 
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32761487

>>32740295

>> No.32761492
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32761492

>>32760796
Lion girls are hot.

>> No.32761510

>>32760796
They are a quickshot's wet dream
>get pounced by an intimidating mass of muscles and rape
>you're already saying bye bye to your pelvis
>30 seconds later your rapist is going full ahegao and spazzing out uncontrollably on top of you and you didn't even manage to cum yet.

>> No.32761526

>>32761487
This is why we need a wall.

>> No.32761553

>>32761464
That doll has no right to look at me like that.

>> No.32761564

>>32761510
>and then you start thrusting

>> No.32761595

>>32761553
Why not?

>> No.32761619

>>32761595
I don't deserve that kind of attitude

>> No.32761686
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32761686

>>32761619
What if she keeps doing it?

>> No.32761767

>>32752197
>Medusa
>Raped
Fuck off Ovid.

>> No.32761817

>>32761476
I guess removing the tail completely would be possible but fuck up her balance for a week or two.

>> No.32761864
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32761864

S.H.A.R.K.
Super
Hot
Aquatic
Rapist
Kutie!

>> No.32761916

>>32761767
So you're saying she's a slut?

>> No.32761922

>>32761686
Things will be done. Boundaries will be crossed. Places will be touched. Gestures will be performed. Insignt will be gained. Ideas will be examined and discarded. Higher understanding will be achieved. Multiple times, not necessarily in that order.

>> No.32761943
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32761943

>>32761864

>> No.32762042

>>32761916
What I'm saying is that there are multiple versions of Medusa's origins. The most commonly accepted being she was a daughter of Ceto who was always a mortal with her sisters Stheno and Euryale, albeit the only mortal one. OR, and this is a big OR, she was overly boastful or seduced Poseidon. This idea that Poseidon raped Medusa didn't become common until Ovid came in like the fucking wop he was and wrote a fanfiction of the Greek myths trying to make the Gods infinitely more fallible. He was the fucking Roman equivalent of Dante Aligheri.

When you know, Greek myths were life lessons typically that involved heroes like Herakles completing impossible tasks and being undone by their own hubris.

>> No.32762091

So I heard you like Sharks and Dragons....

https://litter.catbox.moe/dkti19.mp4

>> No.32762119
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32762119

>>32761564
KC responded to a question about possible lion mamano on patreon and said that he was considering it and also that a harem of strong women was an appealing concept so soon

>> No.32762123
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>> No.32762216

>>32762042
didn't Ovid have a massive hardon for anit-goverment and stuff since he was exiled for sleeping with some dudes daughter?

>> No.32762271

Ok, maybe just Shark.

https://litter.catbox.moe/1igff6.mp4

>> No.32762299

>>32761943
Bringing this kind of stuff to the beach will get you thrown into the eel pit.

>> No.32762320

>>32762299
>not also being prepared with eel spray

>> No.32762391

>>32762320
They'll get a cancer to wash you down before they toss you in.

>> No.32762407

>>32762271
>>32762091
Anon this isn't the furry thread

>> No.32762453

>>32762391
>implying I can't just attack her weak point for massive damage

>> No.32762471

>>32762320
this is not common knowledge but anti ell spray usually reacts with the anti shark spray, canceling each other out... so good luck getting out of the eel pit.

>> No.32762476

>>32762216
Yeah and Dante Aligheri wrote La Divina Comedia because he was a vengeful wop who got kicked out of Florence and wanted them to know how shit the afterlife for them would be.

>> No.32762486

>>32762407
I am well aware of that ty. Shark girls are cute too.

>> No.32762511

>>32762471
>thinking they'd be used at the same time
>especially when they stopped me getting the shark spray near the shark in the first place

>> No.32762520

>>32762216
>"some dude"
It was Emporor augustus
Ovid had complaint's about the emporor doing incest with his daughter. As a bonus said daughter Ovid himself ever slept with or at the very least saw her sleep with a person that wasnt her dad-husband

>> No.32762553

One last funny original Shark girl vid. Nika not my character.

https://litter.catbox.moe/tfhvg9.mp4

>> No.32762552

>>32762042
>>32762476
Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series

>> No.32762588

>>32762476
The divne comedy is the ulitmate fanfiction
>"Heven has all this weird shit, hell has all the people I hate, theres several levels of hell and satan is trapped in ice
>AND I WENT THERE WITH MY TOTALLY BEST FRIEND AND BUDDY VIRGIL SO YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

>> No.32762689

>>32762553
Fuck off to /b/ or /trash/ where you belong. This shit is off topic

>> No.32762731

>>32762689
No thanks.

>> No.32762742

>>32762588
You know Virgil himself was yet another anti authoritarian bullshitter
His book the Aeneid is just "The oddesy: roman fanfic edition" where what amounts to a Mary sue steamrolls all the shit in the oddesy due to a harry potter level prophesy
To keep this on topic, KC did draw mythological scylla

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>>32762742
I forgot the pic

>> No.32762818

>>32762778
>snouts
Outs.

>> No.32762843

>>32762778
It looks like it's for a gacha game. Which one is it?

>> No.32762947
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32762947

I was reading on Druella's crimes on the Tanukiweb yesterday's evening and I was literally shaking. I only calm down after 5 hours of being coiled in my wife's tail.
How can we let those filthy monsters do to us bros? My wife suggested we write a petition to Lilith herself demanding the extremist conquest to stop.
Should I do it anons? Would You and Your wife sign it?

>> No.32762960

>>32762778
Why is everyone posting furry all of a sudden gtfo please and ty.

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32762993

>>32762947
Too busy getting my dick sucked to care

>> No.32763013

>>32762960
dude its not even furry, or i wouldnt call it furry
if you call that furry then the jabberwock tent mouths make it a furry

>> No.32763024

>>32758438
I'm going to find a mean looking mg police and jaywalk while making direct eye contact

>> No.32763032

>>32762947
I'll go out there and talk to Druella. Maybe I can convince her to stop.

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>>32762588
>>32762742
Anyways sorry for shitting up the thread with sperging out over a subject I care all too much about like Greek mythology. Have an all too tsundere snake to compensate and never forget, don't eat the pomegranates.

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32763182

>>32763075
I thought we were having a good talk, it wasn't like we were arguing
also its greek myth, quite a lot of monsters can be traced back to them

Like the griffon for example

>> No.32763202

>>32763075
Aw, look at this snake, all blushing and looking flustered

>> No.32763240

>>32762993
Look, just sign this stupid petition, I've got stuff to do.
>>32763032
Good luck, I'd go but my wife wouldn't want that. (I mean obviously I can go wherever and whenever I want and she can't say a thing. It's just that I don't feel like making her worried, not that she would be too worried because I'm very independent and don't need no woman to look over me.)

>> No.32763263

>>32763032
Faithless! Druella is anointed by Holy Lilith. They will save mankind.

>> No.32763304

>>32763240
Whoops, looks like the sandworm juice melted your petition. Sorry anon.

>> No.32763422

>>32762947
Petitions never work directly on authoritarian figures that support what you're against.
You'd have to work with the Order to get something done, unfortunately.
Maybe start a petition to them or create your own realm.

>> No.32763506

>>32763422
>the Order
Nah, the answer was in front of anon this whole time. There isn't a problem out there that isn't solved by having a sandworm wife.

>> No.32763522

>>32763182
I appreciate it but I tend to get worked up into more of a frenzy when it comes to Greek myths than Apollo when he sees the cock lust in Artemis' eyes for Orion.

>> No.32763598

>>32763522
Speaking of which, somebody tried to say Artemis wasnt into orion that way, I forget who

>> No.32763600

>>32763182
Those wings look fluffy. Way fluffier that one would expect.

>> No.32763667

>>32763600
Anon no, it's a trap!

>> No.32763691

>>32763667
W-what?

>> No.32763706

>>32763422
My wife says Order are meanies, because they wouldn't like me having a lamia wife, I tried to explain that she's basically a human and very well behaved to a paladin, but he didn't want to hear it. Luckily he got taken by a wurm so he didn't do us any harm.
My wife also said Druella is not that bad and she will defo change their ways if we manage to all have a nice chat and respectively resolve our diffrences.

>> No.32763742

Do your doppelgangers poof out existance after it cooms? Do you feel all it feels at the same time or does it hit you after they poof? Could experience multiple delayed orgasms from all your clones poofing?

>> No.32763787

>>32763691
That's how they get you, fluffy wings made for cuddling, lure you in and then when you realize what's going on, you are too close and she flies off with you

>> No.32763796

>>32763598
Depends on the interpratation
Depending on both the lore and the historian, Artemis at best just favored females and at worst is patron sait of new wave feminism
I think its safe to say she just wasn't into sex that much or at the very least didn't indulge as much as the other gods, which could be exgaggerated as her being a prudish bitch in comparison to all the literal fuckery most of the other olympians got up to

>> No.32763825

>>32763796
patron saint*

>> No.32763865

>>32740050
I can only wish.

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>>32755358
>>32755400
>tfw you can't find this

>> No.32763922

>>32763825
I didn't even notice the misspelling on my first read.

>> No.32763940

>>32763787
I'm sorry but griffon wings are too much. I can't resist them.

>> No.32763951

>>32763742
We don't use doppelgangers anymore; because last time when she orgasmed, she threw the version of me that was fucking her from behind back into her throat and down into her stomach by accident. She gets pretty wild when she orgasms.
On a side note, sandworm stomach isn't too bad of an experience. Just a tad smellier, dirtier, and less comfy than her mouth. Though not something I'm too keen on experiencing again with a sober mind. The doppelganger poofed away after the potion wore off.

>> No.32763978

>>32763742
>Do your doppelgangers poof out existance after it cooms?
Probably, the alternatives are weird.
>Do you feel all it feels at the same time or does it hit you after they poof?
Read the description, it's simultaneous.
>The visual, auditory, tactile, and pleasurable sensations that all of the doppelgangers receive is brought to one base consciousness, and is shared by all of the doppelgangers. In other words, the man that drank the doppelganger potion will move all of the doppelganger's bodies at the same time, and have the senses of many people simultaneously received from all of the doppelgangers sent into just one head.

>> No.32764090

>>32756551
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3813390
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4160179

>> No.32764110

>>32763951
At least it was the doppel. Would suck having to get out as you coom from the sensation of your doppels.

>>32763978
Not sure why it would be weird? The other alternatives would be that it just stays until you dispel it yourself or the potion wheres off.
Sounds like such a weird feeling. Make sense why men lose their minds to lust though when they take it then. So many sensations would be intense.

>> No.32764115

>>32764090
Also for >>32763890

>> No.32764180

>>32763796
Do you think we'll see MGE Artemis?
Seeing as she's all about both women and childbirth

>> No.32764190

>>32764110
>The other alternatives would be that it just stays until you dispel it yourself or the potion wheres off.
I thought you meant the way they disappear, not when they do.

>> No.32764260

>>32764180
Probably not
But it makes me question why we didnt just get aphrodite as the love godess instead of rule 63'ing her son
A son she had with Ares, no less

>> No.32764270

>14-year-old, bratty, moody, yet popular Gazer freshman having an intensely sexual relationship with her one of her teachers.

>> No.32764367

>>32764190
Oh yeah i should have been more clear.

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>>32764260
Does it help that cupid is meant to be the roman Eros?

>> No.32764474

>>32764430
Never noticed her cameltoe. Thats neet.

>> No.32764529

>>32764430
She's... not wearing much, is she?

>> No.32764576

>>32764180
isn't Artemis extremely homosexual tho?
i thought she literally turned a dude who looked at her naked body into an animal

>> No.32764607

>>32764576
who she then hunted down.

>> No.32764646

>>32764576
I wrote that one up to one of those minor offence overeactions that gods are known for and not just "They have a penis!? DESTORY HIM!"

>> No.32764851

>>32764270
I don't know why you felt the need to mention her exact age. That's too old anyway.

>> No.32764857

>>32764576
It's because Artemis was one of the chaste goddesses. Home boy saw her naked with his eyes so the punishment was being turned into stag to be eaten by his own dogs.

>> No.32764900

>>32764576
>>32764646
>>32764857
"It was an accident" doesn't cut it with divinity even if true

>> No.32765001

>>32764576
>>32764857
>>32764900
She's just typical light novel tsundere, only rather than slapping him she pulled the old animal trick.

>> No.32765077

>>32765001
But she's meant to only slap him or something, not kill him in a pretty fucking mean way

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>>32762588

>Shitting on Dante

WASTED digits.

>> No.32765167

>>32765001
This just proves tsunderes are absolute shit. It does her no favors.

>> No.32765198

>>32764900
>>32765077
One of the greatest virtues romans thought You could uphold in a society was order.
That's why gods did all the stupid shit like killing a guy over taking some water from a particular spring or condemning someone to eternal torment for killing a boar.
Those myths were meant to convey a simple message - defy gods or their order in any way and You'll get whacked.
Artemis killed a guy in a gruesome way for looking at her naked, cause she was ashamed. This propably was meant to convey a message: "Don't lewd gods, or holy figures".

>> No.32765208

>>32765001
It says a lot when the only really decent God on Olympus is consistently Hades. He even gave that fucker Orpheus a chance to get his wife back fair and square and the dude blew it just to get smote by Dionysus later.

>> No.32765243

>>32765208
Should of just not looked back
to be fair at least it was the japanese version of that myth

>> No.32765327

>>32765198
>Don't lewd gods, or holy figures
NGL all throughout this convo I've been thinking "this bitch needs to get laid"
thought to be fair, I probably far from the only guy that wanted to see the unfuckable get fucked

>> No.32765360

>>32765243
Japanese version

>> No.32765419

>>32765360
Izanagi going to get his wife Izanami from Yomi. Only to find out she's an actual goddamned rotting corpse after giving birth to Kagatsuchi. Then when he chose to nope the fuck out of there she chased him.

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Her pussy tastes like sashimi what's not to love?

>> No.32765513

>>32765208
>Everyone going crazy up there, I'm just down here in the death caves chilling, sometimes a mortal shows up wanting his wife back or something, but they never follow through on the deal
I would totally shack up with a MG Hades

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>>32765360
what >>32765419 with a bit more
Izanagi bloks the entrance to the underworld trapping his wife in, and she swears to kill a thousand people a day. Izanagi says he will respond by saving ten thousand lives a day

>> No.32765622

>>32765513
Hades is the only major god that isn't known for weird sexcapades and more for chilling with his wife when ever she's around (seasons and all that)
Infact the only time ive heard of hades sleep with anyone besides his wife is percy jackson (haven read the books/movies, people have just told me)

>> No.32765797

>>32765622
Percy jackson is harry potter for cunts

>> No.32765906

>>32765513
>No twelve foot tall stern wife who calls you "Boy" despite the fact you're her husband

>> No.32765939

>>32765906

I really like the idea of a woman who's strong and proud in her everyday life, but loving and devoted to me. Gotta work to be the kinda man that can attract a woman of quality.

>> No.32766058

>>32765939
You're my brother Anon. Being a tough, big, smart guy with an ever tougher, bigger, smarter woman and making her feel safe, secured, small and loved is my dream. And treating her in an overly romantic way is my fetish.

>> No.32766079

>>32765939
>who's strong and proud in her everyday life, but loving and devoted to m
None of those are exclusive to each other, she could treat someone proudly strongly lovingly and devotedly at the same time. If you mean she is more dominant in public and submissive "in the house" or standoffish to others but clingy and emotional towards you that is another story

>> No.32766124

>>32765906
>calls you "Boy" despite the fact you're her husband
You were her boyfriend. You are now more than her friend, but the "boy" part always applies.

>> No.32766277
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>>32765528
I want to marry the death godess

>> No.32766354
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32766354

>>32740018

>> No.32766449

>>32766079

I just mean a girl who's driven and knows what she's about (not an NPC) but also someone who will also be happy to let me take the lead as the head of the household.

If I'm Captain, I want a good First Officer to support me and back me to the hilt, not some fainting flower or retarded woman-child I have to shepard through life. I like submissive women in bed, but I find myself drawn to more dominant girls because I want someone who's strong-minded and moral.

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>>32766354
Yes

>> No.32766640

>>32766058

Based. A strong, smart, kind, moral woman is worth more than rubies, and the husband of such a woman is not outshined by her, but rather his own honor and prowess is increased.

>> No.32766680

>>32766354

*CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK CLACK*

Is anyone else subtly aroused by the sound of heels?

>> No.32766840
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>>32766680
Why do you think they put them into Kill la Kill?

>> No.32766862

>>32766680
I'd make sure there would be enough kikimoras in my house to have this sound be audible in every room. Also no carpets anywhere, obviously.

>> No.32766907

>>32766840

Oooh, shiiiit that's awesome

>>32766862

Very based

>> No.32766988

>>32766907
Enjoy
https://youtu.be/JnIrIDwRMxM

Spoilers in this though, be warned. Can recommend if you haven't watched the show yet

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>>32740018

>> No.32767500
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>>32766498
Gods I love the Pharaoh

>> No.32767847

If you had a monstergirl daughteru, what would you name her?

>> No.32767862

>>32766988

Need to make a webm of her walking, this is awesome.

>>32767030

Why do I feel a sudden need to cover my right side?

>> No.32767911

>>32767847
The Entity

>> No.32768011

>>32767847
Spaghetti

>> No.32768027

>>32767847
Wife 2: Lewd boogaloo

>> No.32768045

>>32767847
Cunny Slave.

>> No.32768188

>>32767862
Have fun, and you're welcome

>> No.32768192
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32768192

Vampires sure are messy eaters, I guess thats why they insist on all red everything

>> No.32768224

>>32767911
>>32768011
>>32768027
>>32768045
None of you should be parents, what the fuck anons.

>> No.32768280
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>>32767030
White foxes are cute and pretty.

>> No.32768289

>>32768192
I want a fifthsome with the whole family

>> No.32768383

>>32767847
Caramella

>> No.32768388

>>32767847
Fifi because my wife thought she looked like a little feather duster

>> No.32768475

>>32748547
no

>> No.32768508

>>32749066
>>32751745

snacks and head pats

>> No.32768568

>>32755767
There are 2 kinds and they from different cultures, like Porcs and Gorcs.

>> No.32768694

>>32768280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCqrJEcncyc

>> No.32768739

>>32767847
Isabelle

>> No.32768779

>>32768388
Jesus fucking christ, that's so cute.

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>>32740018

>> No.32768894
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32768894

Plenty of CC dark mages out there seeking spirit samples

>> No.32768971

>>32768894
only sabbath dark mages deserve any of my cum

>> No.32769005

>>32768894
I volunteer

>> No.32769173

>>32768894
I will give her spirit samples.
Directly to the womb, no need for vials.

>> No.32769229

>>32769173
She does want assistants so she would probably accept your offer.

>> No.32769332

>>32768971
Forget sabbath, I'll give spirit energy to an actually young dark mage.

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>>32756925

>> No.32769449

>>32769229
Good, cause we're going for triplets on the first pass.

>> No.32769700

>>32762947
Eh, I’m sure those extremists will tire out. It’s not like they are doing any harm in the end. Just bringing more loving couples together.

>> No.32769770

>>32769449
Good man. She wants a hardworking male servant.

>> No.32769980
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32769980

>>32768894
>SINGLE DARK MAGES IN YOUR AREA WANT TO FUCK! CLICK TO FIND OUT MORE
>Takes you to the sabbath home page

>> No.32770355

>>32769980
Goddamn sabbath

>> No.32770384

>>32768894
I can't help being a vanilla bitch and loving completely humanoid mg's so much, the foot and leg fetish is too much. Dark mage or dark elf is my favorite one, I just want to be held captive on a leash and mercilessly milked to help with experiments

>> No.32770551
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>>32770384
It can't be helped. They are just too seductive

>> No.32770647

>>32770551
>It can't be helped
But it can

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32770676

Gonna mistake a wild desert kobold as an anubis and put her to work in the pharaoh's castle

>> No.32770680
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>>32770647
Dark elf butt on my face helps

>> No.32770710
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32770710

>>32769980
What happens if I hack the Sabbath’s website so that anyone who tries to view it gets redirected to BigBustyGilfFoxes’ homepage instead?

>> No.32770748

if every monster girl has the perfect pussy for (you) or acquires it shortly after your first encounter, how can baphos still reasonably possess the "most amazing vagina of all monsters"?
can a determined (or envious) enough bapho steal some unfortunate mamono's husband?

>> No.32770789

>>32770676
>Pharaoh wife screaming at you to get that kobold on a leash after finding out she wrecked the royal bedroom
Please keep your concubines in order, anon

>> No.32770822

>>32770748
KC bias

>> No.32770827

>>32770748
Presumably the best default.

>> No.32770858

>>32765939
>>32766124
>When in true Greek hero fashion, Anonacles fought his way into the Underworld, seeking the one woman he knew could love him
>It's been years since Lady Hades accepted him into her house, and despite the constant flirtations of a man half her size, she maintains a professional and orderly Underworld
>But the goings on in the privacy of the Lord and Lady of the Underworld's bedroom are an entirely different matter, one no mortal dares to speak of

>> No.32770861

>>32770748
Exaggeration and hyperbole. or you could assume simply best by default. Manticores may have the best after adaptation/fastest at adapting.

>> No.32770872

What do you guys think about red sclera?

>> No.32770924

>>32770872
Got an example?

>> No.32770930

>>32770872
black is best

>> No.32770944

>>32770872
Doesn't have the same appeal as black sclera.

>> No.32770960

>>32770384
Wicked Dark Mages will try yo find the best way to mindbreak you into obedience.

>> No.32770997
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>>32770924
Creeping Coin

>> No.32771016

>>32757836
Technically you're a brain in a flesh mech

>> No.32771199

>>32770997
should never stand any taller than 1.50 centimeters

>> No.32771224

>>32770872
makes me think about burst capillaries

>> No.32771396

>>32770858

Anonocles is a fucking chad, need a statuette of him for my garden

>> No.32771473

>>32770872
depends on the contrast

>> No.32771480

>>32770960
They don't need to try very hard, I'll list all my weakpoints to any hot monster who calls me mean names

>> No.32771483

>>32764260
Probably much to do with how she treats hephaestus. Then again, he was fine with titania so who knows.

>> No.32771493

>>32771396
The only problem is after Anonacles climbed into Lady Hades' bed, Wights and Liches would find it amusing to offer pomegranates enchanted with charm magic to passer by in the Undead Kingdoms. As if people don't pay attention to the old stories.

>> No.32771557

>>32771199
>1.50 centimeters
Even fairies are bigger than this.

>> No.32771606
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>>32770960
>Wicked Dark Mages will try yo find the best way to mindbreak you into obedience.
Some of them aren't even that old. Watch out for the young ambitious dark mages. They are devious.

>> No.32771673

>>32771557
1.50 meters*
I am not a smart man

>> No.32771678

>>32770858

Although if it were a Greek Myth, he'd probably be sent to the Underworld on some impossible errand of Zeus's, but is aided by a friendly god (Maybe Hermes, god of silver-tongued charmers and lost causes? Or maybe Hera, who despite her cold air of command loves to see nice boys end up with loving Mommy gfs) who helps him seduce Hades-sama

>>32771493

Oh no, poor Anonikles....He would get a constellation to remember him by, but there just wasn't room. Although, the sages say the occassional earthquake or landslide are caused by the bed-breaking pounding Hades-sama gets every night after a hard day judging the Damned.

>> No.32771701

>>32771606
How does one tell the difference between a young dark mage and a witch? I find it odd that these are two different monster species

>> No.32771823
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32771823

Canadian monster girls!

>> No.32771862

>>32771480
Would you pretend to be feisty and stubborn just so she'd try and discipline you harder?

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>>32771823

>> No.32771890

>>32771701
dark mages tend to have bigger (selfish) ambitions and ego and less brooms

>> No.32771893

>>32771701
The witch stays a loli. Though I guess you can assume that turning into a dark mage is a somewhat long process for a human mage who is doing it purely with self-teached sorcery(with out mamono intervention), so most of them might be adults by the time it happens.

>> No.32771900

>>32771701
ask her if she believes in cunny supremacy.

>> No.32771930

>>32771701
You ask them for their actual age. The witch is probably much older.

>> No.32772101

>>32771701
KC said it himself in the dark mage's making-of entry, witches are more like magical girls and dark mages are more like fantasy witches/sorceresses.

Looking at the profiles, you could easily tell apart a loli dark mage from a witch by how she speaks more softly, flirts in a subtler more calculated way and has wider hips, thicker thighs and bigger butt.

>> No.32772107

>>32766680
there's a fair amount of it in a story i'm writing

>> No.32772152

>>32771862
Different monsters have different dispositions
Some more outright sadistic girls have a lot of fun breaking their fucktoys (husbands) in, so they probably go through the act every night, or even keep it up with the resentful resistant act, even if it is just an act. Lots of viciously denying her and maybe even trying to run away every now and again to spice things up
Other gals the breaking in is a one time thing, and they have a lot more fun with and obediently trained docile pet (husband) who does what they're told and all that.

>> No.32772163

>>32772107
please finish soon
please

>> No.32772167

>>32770872
not bad but depends on the overall color scheme of the girl

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>>32770872
Good way to show evil girls, especially in contrast with pure sclera.

>> No.32772337

>>32771678
Listen friendo, I don't even care if Lady Hades is a mommy gf. I just want a loving wife who sees my faults and still cares for me despite the fact I'm a vengeful, imperfect human.

>> No.32772532

Did the guy writing a baphomet getting raped ever finish it?

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>>32768894

>> No.32772635

>>32768894
nope

>> No.32772951

>>32771893
>Though I guess you can assume that turning into a dark mage is a somewhat long process for a human mage
One thing to note, it can be assumed their daughters are also dark mages from the start since she's not one of the special case species.

>> No.32773056
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32773056

New commission, this time featuring....ok, I can't explain this one, I really just can't.

>> No.32773103

>>32773056
How come you can afford all this art, but you can't buy your poor wife a shirt?

>> No.32773113

>>32773103
It's her money, ask her.

>> No.32773134

>>32772337

Right there with ya, fren

>> No.32773214

>>32773056
How short is this womanlet?

>> No.32773285
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32773285

>>32758815

Bunnies are underrated. Their intense need to breed is probably only second to the echidna

>> No.32773357

>>32773113
>wife gives husband money to hire artists for cute and sexy pictures
>doesn't care enough to buy a shirt for herself
Next time order a commission on a t-shirt in her size, that will do it.

>> No.32773378

>>32773056
Someone should do something about all the delinquents running around. Also who is the artists?

>> No.32773400
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32773400

>>32740018

>> No.32773426

>>32773113
>>32773357
>lich wearing nothing but an oversized white tee shirt
Fund it.

>> No.32773430

>>32773400
Battle kiki? Damn she's cute.

>> No.32773449
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32773449

>>32758815
>>32773285
Made for ryona.

>> No.32773467

>>32773214
Her height and three sizes constantly fluctuate. Who knows, she might be bigger than that new vampire mommy in the next comm.
>>32773357
Sounds like a cute idea.
>>32773378
https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir
>>32773426
Buddy you've got the wrong door, kuudere dead fish appreciation is three doors down

>> No.32773505

>>32773400
>normally don't like kikis
>brown kiki with black hair and a serious look is instantly top tier girl
The difference a pallet swap can make is unreal.

>> No.32773521

>>32773285
muscle bunnies you can not possibly keep up with are my favorite.

>> No.32773581

>>32773467
>kuudere dead fish appreciation is three doors down
What does this mean? Is this a jab at liches or sahuagin?

>> No.32773618
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32773618

>>32773505
Thankfully there's a lot of color swaps out there.

>> No.32773658

>find camcorder in the forest near a den
>turn it on, out of curiosity
>it shows the owner getting dragged into a werewolf den to get gang-raped
>hear sinister growling after the video finishes
>get surrounded by werewolves

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32773753

>tfw a lot of kiki art doesn't have leg fluff
I can't be the only one who likes it, right?

>> No.32773770

>>32773285
I could see myself having a nice meal with a march hare while she deliriously slams her hips against the table.

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>>32773770

>> No.32773801

>>32773770
>march hare with such an unbelievable need to breed that she can't control her hips as she tries to act 'polite' to her new husband
well that's a new kink

>> No.32773850

>>32757276
She'll start cursing at you and insulting you even harder. There is no limit on how intense her insults can be, just a limit on how much you can take until you rape her until she apologizes.

>> No.32773856

>>32773753
It's always been hard to tell with Kikimoras because none of their official art shows their legs in full so people had to guess. Early fan art set the standard for the majority that followed using it as references.

>> No.32773865

>>32773400
>>32773430
>Sold at the Waifu Factory, join the discord group: discord.gg/kqC6JaA
anons...

>> No.32774011
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32774011

Foxes are so soft and cuddly! Cute and fluffy!

>> No.32774024

>>32773865
I mean it says in the file name it's an adoptable, someone designed her to sell as an OC to someone else.

>> No.32774075
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32774075

>>32774011
i wish i had a senko in my life...

>> No.32774076

>>32774024
It's such a grift I could never understand.

>> No.32774078

>>32774024
Adoptables are the dumbest thing in the art world to me. Literally what is stopping me from simply taking the image and getting commissions of it? From drawing it? What am I paying for- a sincere thank you from the artist?

>> No.32774130

>>32774078
B-but the copyright sign on the DeviantArt page! M-muh watermarks!

>> No.32774139

>>32773770
Monsters absentmindedly rubbing themselves on a table corner is hot as hell.

>> No.32774140

>>32774078
>>32774076
A lot of artists have a "don't commission art of OCs without permission from the owner" rule but it's rarely enforced. And it's usually upheld by commissioners too as it's very rare it actually happens.
I mean how many NTR shitposters have we had here over the years? One of them could have very easily commissioned someone's waifu but it's never happened.

>> No.32774153

>>32773753

SHE GOT THE WHITE LINEN DRESS
AND THE SCALES WITH THE FLUFF (WITH THE FLUFF!)
SHE SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND NOW SHE'S CLEANING ALL MY STUFF!

SHE GONNA DUST!
THEN MAKE ME THRUST!
KIKI'S MY MEIDO-WHOAH-WHOAH-WHOAH-WHOAH-WHOAH-WHOAH-WHOAH-WHOAH

>> No.32774159

>>32774139
>that Code Geass table scene

>> No.32774180

>>32774159

Kek

>> No.32774201

>>32774180
It was hot.

>> No.32774221

>>32774140
While that certainly works for high profile OC's like those of big time artists, it's not going to work for kiki alternate profile number 342. And while I'm really happy you're that optimistic, it's most likely because they were broke.

>> No.32774232

>>32774153
lel

>> No.32774249
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32774249

>>32754766
Vamps with big hips are for breeding and post-coital snuggling/ear nibbling

>> No.32774254

I want to meet a monster, tell her I really really love her but I don't want to have any sex until we're married!

>> No.32774276

>>32774254
the worst part is that a few species might actually honor that. Imagine the blueballing.

>> No.32774305

>>32774249
What monsters are best at ear nibbling? Manticores are good because they can tease you with their tails while they do it.

>> No.32774391

>>32774276
>Imagine the blueballing
Yes, I want to see how long they can last until they snap. Even better if they're multiple girls and they hinder each other in the process.

>> No.32774413
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32774413

>>32774305
Snek

They have fangs and long tongues

>> No.32774466

>>32774159
>Unbelievable size
>Indescribable feeling

>> No.32774547

>>32774413
Brushie Brushie

>> No.32774612

>>32774305
>What monsters are best at ear nibbling?
Demon or anything else with long pointy ears like those, because she's going to be on the recieving end.

>> No.32774623

Milking farm makes me want more stealth survival mg games

>> No.32774624

>>32774140
>One of them could have very easily commissioned someone's waifu but it's never happened.
Most of the people who like to stir shit up aren't dedicated enough to spend actual money on small scale trolling.

>> No.32774817

>>32767847
Something of a mix between my name and wife's name.

>> No.32774837

>>32774623
It was a little empty mechanically. I thought they were going to do more with items but nope just a lantern in the intro never to be utilized again.
That said, getting slammed by a big blue demon while the chains rattle is still nice.

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