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A moth got into my room and flew into my eye, fuck you Yuyuko.

>> No.3272269

moth =/= butterfly
Blame Wriggle.

>> No.3272268

>>3272261
actually those are butterflies

>> No.3272276

>>3272268
A lepidopteran got into my room and flew into my eye, fuck you Yuyuko.

Happy now?

>> No.3272278

>>3272268
well shit

>> No.3272289

A bullet got into my room and killed me. I want to fuck Yuyuko.

>> No.3272293

I hang the remains of bugs I've smashed from the ceiling to be an example for any insect that would dare enter my room.

The bugs also make nice snacks when I don't feel like going to kitchen. I shit on the floor and it attracts a lot of flies, so I'm never out of food within arm's reach. Damn, being a NEET is good.

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A danmaku got into my room and flew into my eye, fuck you Yuyuko.

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you ate my cake, fuck you yuyuko.

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>>3272293

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>>3272293
what the fuck man

>> No.3272347

>>3272293
>I hang the remains of bugs I've smashed from the ceiling to be an example for any insect that would dare enter my room.
Ah, I bet they get totally psyched out.

>> No.3272355

>>3272347
Some animals do release "there's something bad here, do not come" signals upon injury or death.

>> No.3272359

>>3272330
Ah I love this the last one it's like Yomu where is my cake?

>> No.3272363

>>3272330
Reisen's cake is fake! And as nice as it would be to be offered Youmu, I'll just assume Yuyuko originally had a cake, but ate it.

In the end, I'll eat Mokou's hotcakes. Simplicity is best.

>> No.3272365

>>3272293
If I didnt know better, I'd say you're Spider Man.

>> No.3272377

>>3272355
Bees and wasps do the opposite.
Feels bad man.

>> No.3272381

>>3272355
And others - like bees - release "ENEMY HERE! FUCKING SWARM THIS BITCH!" pheromones upon death.

>> No.3272391

>>3272381
true soldiers

>> No.3272408

>>3272377
>>3272381
Well, that's fine too, in the end it's more food for me. They're crunchy, but don't really have a taste. You need to make sure they're all dead before eating, though, getting stung in the mouth isn't fun.

>> No.3272415

Wut, did i misclick and landed in /an/ in my drunken state

>> No.3272431

>>3272408
My cat likes to eat bees. Are you a cat too?
Also you can still be stung when they are dead.

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