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>> No.32674942

Suddenly covering Remi's mouth so she panics and accidentally swallows the mouthwash!

>> No.32676890

Madam, my mouth is ready to receive your sputum when you're ready.

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>> No.32691141

thanks, I hate it

>> No.32693604

Remi needs to keep her dental health in mind especially since she's a vampire.
Please take care of your teeth as well, /jp/.

>> No.32706268

Don't tell me what to do, you're not my mother, or Sakuya.

>> No.32716527

That implies you listen to either.
Brush your teeth dude.

>> No.32716608

Alright Sakuya, for you, I will.

>> No.32720573

I don't get it.

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>> No.32725075
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>> No.32726490

It's sperm.

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>> No.32732201

These images gave me depression and I want to kill myself now

>> No.32732284


>> No.32732622

I don't think he's actually suicidal about remilia's tits, anon

>> No.32733390

Does Sakuya brush the Scarlets' teeth for them or does Remimi do it herself?

>> No.32735948

It's about as logical as most suicides, frankly.

>> No.32740823

Remi is a big girl, so she can do it herself.

>> No.32742662


>> No.32753115

she lives having her every whim catered to by countless servants, I think even brushing her teeth alone would be too much effort for her

>> No.32759479

True, but I doubt she's that lazy.

>> No.32759505


>> No.32762469

Uh, there's no defending that. That's fucking gay dude.

>> No.32766171

Could you really call yourself heterosexual if you won't even brush Remi's teeth for her?

>> No.32766946

I want to brush Remilia's teeth with my dick, if you know what I mean.

>> No.32767146

You want her to bite and eat your penis?

>> No.32776446

I don't understand.

>> No.32785525

can you elaborate?

>> No.32785953

That's a good fetish, not getting licked or sucked but straight up rubbing my penis in a cute set of teeth

>> No.32786540

Her oral or vaginal teeth?

>> No.32787420
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It's less laziness and more the ego boost of having even menial tasks of body maintenance done by someone else.

>> No.32789911

Brush Remi's teeth properly, Sakuya, you're making a mess.

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>> No.32790315
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Sakuya just really loves her job

>> No.32795805

>vaginal teeth

>> No.32803332

She hasn't even started yet.

>> No.32803719

You know, vagina dentata?
Are you really so much of a cherry boy that you've never heard of that before?

>> No.32804391

God I wish she would let me drink her vampire spit.

>> No.32804887

Some believe that drinking a vampire's blood allows you to become a vampire.
What effect would drinking a vampire's spit have on a human?

>> No.32805017

>What effect would drinking a vampire's spit have on a human?
Instant erection?

>> No.32805351

But anyone would get an instant erection from drinking Remilia's spit, even if she wasn't a vampire!
We need to perform some sort of experiment to find the truth.
If we get 3 groups of anons and have one group drink Remilia's spit, another drink Flandre's spit, and the last drink Sakuya's spit as a control we can figure this out!

>> No.32807037

Depending on the story, a vampire's bite is supposed to be euphoric. So maybe a lessened version of that.

>> No.32807315

>high quality loli vampire spit

>> No.32817955

That's a weird one.
Some believe that being bit by one turns you into a vampire, others say drinking does.

>> No.32829757

so alcoholics are the real life vampires...?

>> No.32842797

no, that's disgusting.

>> No.32848817

I wonder if it'd be comparable to other minor drugs like coffee or cigarettes.
You have to have that first sip of Remi spit in the morning before you really wake up!
State approved spit breaks at work!

>> No.32856264

>I wonder if it'd be comparable
It's not comparable to anything existing outside of Gensokyo anon

>> No.32857645

Cigarettes and coffee both exist in Gensokyo...

>> No.32862599

>Cigarettes and coffee both exist in Gensokyo
Citation needed

>> No.32862762

Kourindou exists

>> No.32862906

Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, Mokou suggests a fire was caused by a cigarette butt to Aya to make her stop asking questions about what really caused it.

>> No.32865218

Coffee is mentioned multiple times in IaMP.
Rinnosuke is explicitly mentioned to sell cigarettes in Curiosities of Lotus Asia, although they are noted to be quite rare.

>> No.32866361
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>although they are noted to be quite rare
That's because Mokotan smokes them all, that brat goes at it like a chimney.

>> No.32866545

what a brat! just because she can't die of cancer...!

>> No.32867230
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She's trying to prevent others from dying of cancer...
She's kinder than you think!

>> No.32871036

Wouldn't it be easier to round them up and burn them in a pile

>> No.32876708

Don't worry about it.

>> No.32878049

I should really read those.
Are translations in MangaDex good or should I just read on wiki?

>> No.32879522


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>> No.32883453

She's drinking milk

>> No.32884518

Mistress you mustn't behave so indecently

>> No.32887932

Why would she gargle milk?

>> No.32892228

Curiosities of Lotus Asia isn't on MangaDex as far as I'm aware, so just read that on the wiki.

>> No.32892332

The nutrients help her body produce more feet spores to infect her pathetic m*rtal foot slaves' lungs with.

>> No.32892340


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You should know that's quite impossible once you reach an ascended level of foot slavery, Anon. Eventually you become as immortal as Remi herself, as long as your lungs get regular doses of her sweaty feety odors.

>> No.32892564

hang yourself.

>> No.32892626

If all of them are burned at once it could give cancer to a youkai flying above.
She has burn them in small quantities at a time, and smoking them herself allows her lungs to filter out some of the carcinogens!

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Ahh, to be in the presence of my Mistress as she casts Feet Sign 「500 Years Without A Single Wash」! Any anons who haven't experienced it should certainly try.

>> No.32897625

smol lady
smol mistress

>> No.32898619

I want to walk beside her and then casually sling her under my arm, walk away, and take her to my van!

>> No.32901188

>if you know what I mean.
I don't, please explain

>> No.32908485

He wants to casually sling her under his arm, walk away, and take her to his van.
I don't get it either.

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>> No.32924420

Just twist the stick. Those things are made out of paper anyway

>> No.32924771

I use mouthwash every time I go to the bathroom to try and reduce the munchies. It works.

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Now this is a smell my lungs can get behind. Deep breaths.

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The most beautiful Touhou

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>> No.32941743

Ahh, I wanna kiss her cute little body!

>> No.32944937
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one two one two one two

>> No.32944963

Flan carrying remi to the dumpster where she belongs!

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Remi is a lovely little girl who deserves to be treated better.