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*GARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEE*

>> No.32674942

Suddenly covering Remi's mouth so she panics and accidentally swallows the mouthwash!

>> No.32676890

Madam, my mouth is ready to receive your sputum when you're ready.

>> No.32690886
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>> No.32691141

>>32690886
thanks, I hate it

>> No.32693604

Remi needs to keep her dental health in mind especially since she's a vampire.
Please take care of your teeth as well, /jp/.

>> No.32706268

>>32693604
Don't tell me what to do, you're not my mother, or Sakuya.

>> No.32716527

>>32706268
That implies you listen to either.
Brush your teeth dude.

>> No.32716608

>>32716527
Alright Sakuya, for you, I will.

>> No.32720573

>>32690886
I don't get it.

>> No.32724104

remipai

>> No.32725075
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>remipai

>> No.32726490

>>32720573
It's sperm.

>> No.32726604
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REMIPAI!

>> No.32732201

>>32726604
>>32725075
These images gave me depression and I want to kill myself now

>> No.32732284

>>32732201
>>32731875

>> No.32732622

>>32732284
I don't think he's actually suicidal about remilia's tits, anon

>> No.32733390

Does Sakuya brush the Scarlets' teeth for them or does Remimi do it herself?

>> No.32735948

>>32732622
It's about as logical as most suicides, frankly.

>> No.32740823

>>32733390
Remi is a big girl, so she can do it herself.

>> No.32742662

>>32726490
ew

>> No.32753115

>>32733390
she lives having her every whim catered to by countless servants, I think even brushing her teeth alone would be too much effort for her

>> No.32759479

>>32753115
True, but I doubt she's that lazy.

>> No.32759505

>>32733390
yum

>> No.32762469

>>32759505
Uh, there's no defending that. That's fucking gay dude.

>> No.32766171

>>32762469
Could you really call yourself heterosexual if you won't even brush Remi's teeth for her?

>> No.32766946

I want to brush Remilia's teeth with my dick, if you know what I mean.

>> No.32767146

>>32766946
You want her to bite and eat your penis?

>> No.32776446

>>32766946
I don't understand.

>> No.32785525

>>32766946
can you elaborate?

>> No.32785953

>>32766946
That's a good fetish, not getting licked or sucked but straight up rubbing my penis in a cute set of teeth
Nhooo!

>> No.32786540

>>32766946
Her oral or vaginal teeth?

>> No.32787420
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>>32759479
It's less laziness and more the ego boost of having even menial tasks of body maintenance done by someone else.

>> No.32789911

>>32787420
Brush Remi's teeth properly, Sakuya, you're making a mess.

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*PSSSSSSSSSSS*
*PFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRTTT*
*SQUELCH*
*SMELL*

>> No.32790315
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>>32789911
Sakuya just really loves her job

>> No.32795805

>>32786540
>vaginal teeth
what?

>> No.32803332

>>32789911
She hasn't even started yet.

>> No.32803719

>>32795805
You know, vagina dentata?
Are you really so much of a cherry boy that you've never heard of that before?

>> No.32804391

>>32674624
God I wish she would let me drink her vampire spit.

>> No.32804887

>>32804391
Some believe that drinking a vampire's blood allows you to become a vampire.
What effect would drinking a vampire's spit have on a human?

>> No.32805017

>>32804887
>What effect would drinking a vampire's spit have on a human?
Instant erection?

>> No.32805351

>>32805017
But anyone would get an instant erection from drinking Remilia's spit, even if she wasn't a vampire!
We need to perform some sort of experiment to find the truth.
If we get 3 groups of anons and have one group drink Remilia's spit, another drink Flandre's spit, and the last drink Sakuya's spit as a control we can figure this out!

>> No.32807037

>>32804887
Depending on the story, a vampire's bite is supposed to be euphoric. So maybe a lessened version of that.

>> No.32807315

>>32807037
>high quality loli vampire spit
ITTADAKIMASU!

>> No.32817955

>>32804887
That's a weird one.
Some believe that being bit by one turns you into a vampire, others say drinking does.

>> No.32829757

>>32817955
so alcoholics are the real life vampires...?

>> No.32842797

>>32829757
no, that's disgusting.

>> No.32848817

>>32807037
I wonder if it'd be comparable to other minor drugs like coffee or cigarettes.
You have to have that first sip of Remi spit in the morning before you really wake up!
State approved spit breaks at work!

>> No.32856264

>>32848817
>I wonder if it'd be comparable
It's not comparable to anything existing outside of Gensokyo anon

>> No.32857645

>>32856264
Cigarettes and coffee both exist in Gensokyo...

>> No.32862599

>>32857645
>Cigarettes and coffee both exist in Gensokyo
Citation needed

>> No.32862762

>>32862599
Kourindou exists

>> No.32862906

>>32862599
Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, Mokou suggests a fire was caused by a cigarette butt to Aya to make her stop asking questions about what really caused it.

>> No.32865218

>>32862599
Coffee is mentioned multiple times in IaMP.
Rinnosuke is explicitly mentioned to sell cigarettes in Curiosities of Lotus Asia, although they are noted to be quite rare.

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>>32862906
>>32865218
>although they are noted to be quite rare
That's because Mokotan smokes them all, that brat goes at it like a chimney.

>> No.32866545

>>32866361
what a brat! just because she can't die of cancer...!

>> No.32867230
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>>32866545
She's trying to prevent others from dying of cancer...
She's kinder than you think!

>> No.32871036

>>32867230
Wouldn't it be easier to round them up and burn them in a pile

>> No.32876708

>>32871036
Don't worry about it.

>> No.32878049

>>32862762
>>32862906
>>32865218
I should really read those.
Are translations in MangaDex good or should I just read on wiki?

>> No.32879522

>>32690886
delet

>> No.32882139
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>> No.32883453

>>32720573
She's drinking milk

>> No.32884518

>>32882139
Mistress you mustn't behave so indecently

>> No.32887932

>>32883453
oh.
Why would she gargle milk?

>> No.32892228

>>32878049
Curiosities of Lotus Asia isn't on MangaDex as far as I'm aware, so just read that on the wiki.

>> No.32892332

>>32887932
The nutrients help her body produce more feet spores to infect her pathetic m*rtal foot slaves' lungs with.

>> No.32892340

>>32892332
Die

>> No.32892532
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>>32892340
You should know that's quite impossible once you reach an ascended level of foot slavery, Anon. Eventually you become as immortal as Remi herself, as long as your lungs get regular doses of her sweaty feety odors.

>> No.32892564

>>32892532
hang yourself.

>> No.32892626

>>32871036
If all of them are burned at once it could give cancer to a youkai flying above.
She has burn them in small quantities at a time, and smoking them herself allows her lungs to filter out some of the carcinogens!

>> No.32892797
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32892797

Ahh, to be in the presence of my Mistress as she casts Feet Sign 「500 Years Without A Single Wash」! Any anons who haven't experienced it should certainly try.

>> No.32897625

smol lady
smol mistress

>> No.32898619

>>32897625
I want to walk beside her and then casually sling her under my arm, walk away, and take her to my van!

>> No.32901188

>>32766946
>if you know what I mean.
I don't, please explain

>> No.32908485

>>32901188
He wants to casually sling her under his arm, walk away, and take her to his van.
I don't get it either.

>> No.32913485

>>32674942
evil

>> No.32917596
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>>32917596
wtf

>> No.32924420

>>32919877
Just twist the stick. Those things are made out of paper anyway

>> No.32924771

I use mouthwash every time I go to the bathroom to try and reduce the munchies. It works.

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>>32892797
Now this is a smell my lungs can get behind. Deep breaths.

>> No.32935170 [DELETED] 

Google

>> No.32938929
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The most beautiful Touhou

>> No.32938995
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>>32926564

>> No.32939475

>>32926564
>>32938995
Die

>> No.32941743

>>32938929
Ahh, I wanna kiss her cute little body!

>> No.32944937
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one two one two one two

>> No.32944963

>>32944937
Flan carrying remi to the dumpster where she belongs!

>> No.32949310

>>32944963
mean

>> No.32952462
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Remi is a lovely little girl who deserves to be treated better.

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