/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

A middle aged business man approaches you and asks if he could buy you dinner. Over dinner he suddenly asks if you even thought about wanting to be a woman. He explains by taking out an old photo of him and his wife. You notice a remarkable resemblance between you and her.

He explains that she died soon after their wedding and he’s being a widower ever since. But now he is reunited with her, as he can sense her spirit reincarnated with in you.

What do you do?

[ ] go to his place, put on wife’s old frilly wedding dress, get loved tenderly
[ ] run the fuck away
[ ] become a trap slut, have sex with every man you meet except him, tell him this was what his wife was doing behind his back

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

His wife was a fat neckbeard?

[Anonymous No.]

[X] become a trap slut, have sex with every man you meet except him, tell him this was what his wife was doing behind his back

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

[メ] Ask why he married such an unfeminine wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261349
Hey, Sakura. I've been meaning to ask you, a while ago you said you'd translate Amagami. The script was posted, yet I haven't heard anything about translation. What gives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261369
Trolling, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

1) Is he rich?
2) Am I in the least bit girly, or did he really marry a wife that looks like a man?
3) Is he into open relationships?

[Anonymous No.]

[x] go to his place, put on wife’s old frilly wedding dress, get loved tenderly

fffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261379
That's horrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261369
He doesn't actually know Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

[x] beat the living shit out of him then run the fuck away

[Anonymous No.]

>1) Is he rich?
yes

>2) Am I in the least bit girly, or did he really marry a wife that looks like a man?
you can pass off as a trap

>3) Is he into open relationships?
No, widower, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261407
How rich?
And, by pass off as a trap, does that mean that after 5 minutes prep, I can look like a cute girl, or does that mean that after 5 hours prep, I can look like a 4/10 girl?

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

>>3261369
I replied before. I said:
>>In the scripts that have been posted, I don't even know who is talking or who is being spoken to half the time. Also just ripping the script doesn't help if you can't get it back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>How rich?
Senior executive rich

>And, by pass off as a trap, does that mean that after 5 minutes prep, I can look like a cute girl, or does that mean that after 5 hours prep, I can look like a 4/10 girl?
Somewhere between those two extremes

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Activate my trap card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261439
How does he look? Is he a big manly man, is he a frail, spineless wimp, is a chubby, is he in the least bit feminine-looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261459
Manly man

[Anonymous No.]

[x] RUN THE FUCK AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261319

I would accept, because I would be loved by someone :3

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Run the fuck away.

Even if it were a woman instead of a man, this is paid sex. Prostitution.
You're a fucking slut, Anonymous, and I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261494
Sluts are sluts because they enjoy sex too much.
Prostitutes are whores that figured out the best job in the world: Get paid lots of money to lie on your back and make funny noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261425
>>In the scripts that have been posted, I don't even know who is talking or who is being spoken to half the time. Also just ripping the script doesn't help if you can't get it back in.
I'm sure somebody would figure something out if you got project going.

[Anonymous No.]

sage for mega mac

[Anonymous No.]

I accept the offer but I refuse to shave if that's part of it. I've got the kind of fantastic full beard that makes men jealous.

[Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx No.]

>>3261590
I'm not very good at organising things, and I had tried making a couple threads in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3261627
>hurp derp sluts xD

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] become a trap slut, have sex with every man you meet except him, tell him this was what his wife was doing behind his back
This option is so tempting. But I'll choose;
[x] run the fuck away

>>3261494
Fuck me, Jones.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe our autogynephilia and shut in-ness are actually reflections of a happy loved housewife for a previous life?

[Anonymous No.]

[x] extort him for every dime he's worth

[Anonymous No.]

[X] run the fuck away