Mmmm.... It's DURIAN!

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Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:01:57 2009 No.3255236 [Reply] [Original]

Mmmm.... It's DURIAN!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:05:57 2009 No.3255257 Durian season is over months ago.

>>	Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 Sat Aug 29 05:05:57 2009 No.3255260 File: 76 KB, 637x588, 1249982160149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK ! my mom always eat this shit, it smell all around the house, thanks you !

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:07:57 2009 No.3255272 What the fuck is that? If it weren't so big, I would think it's a Noni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:08:57 2009 No.3255280 File: 547 KB, 600x800, IMG_2123small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:09:57 2009 No.3255286 Damn I hate that thing, smells terrible, why do people like it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:09:57 2009 No.3255287 I always wondered who took a look at these spiky devil testes and thought "Fuck, I should eat that."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:11:57 2009 No.3255290 >>3255280 Punishable by death?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:12:57 2009 No.3255293 File: 32 KB, 302x368, 1233543803399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255260 >>3255286 Hmm, durian doesn't smell bad to me, it kinda has a strong sweet aroma to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:13:57 2009 No.3255295 bestest fruit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:13:57 2009 No.3255297 >>3255286 It's does wonders in warming up the body during winter. Even more potent than liquor.

>>	Koof !CUTE/F2gdA Sat Aug 29 05:14:57 2009 No.3255302 File: 49 KB, 550x758, duranfull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ??

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:15:57 2009 No.3255304 It's very sweet, especially the Thailand imports. Eating too much can lead to death though. Durian flavored ice cream is the best. Chill and exotic man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:15:57 2009 No.3255307 >>3255304 More like horrible, horrible diarrhea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:16:57 2009 No.3255311 >>3255304 >Eating too much can lead to death though. What!?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:17:57 2009 No.3255314 It tastes like...?

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:17:57 2009 No.3255316
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>>3255290
I didn't look further into it.
The subway in Singapore is serious business, so I wouldn't be surprised if you're stopped at the entrance if a guard sees you wielding a durian.

I wouldn't try it either way. I can't stand the smell.
And of course my friend with whom I was traveling wanted to taste is, so she ordered this abortion of a dessert. She didn't taste it and had to go to the bathroom to throw up.

I moved to another table where I couldn't smell it to eat my shaved ice with strawberry topping.

>>	Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs Sat Aug 29 05:18:57 2009 No.3255317 I have never eaten Durian, is it worth purchasing it just once?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:18:57 2009 No.3255318 Few months after the 9/11. My old friend got arrested in Hamburg train station by the Germany police when carrying this fruit after some idiot reported she carrying some sort of dangerous chemical weapons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:18:57 2009 No.3255319 >>3255314 Indistinguishable rotten fruit as far as I remember it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:18:57 2009 No.3255320 /jp/ - Chink food

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:19:57 2009 No.3255327 >>3255319 Then why do people eat it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:19:57 2009 No.3255329 >>3255316 God, it looks like something that came out of someone's ass.

>>	Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 Sat Aug 29 05:20:57 2009 No.3255331 >>3255317 if you want to feel new sensation, OR throwing at someone if you don't want to eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:21:57 2009 No.3255334 It's alright. Now fermented shark that is peed on is something I won't touch.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:22:57 2009 No.3255336

>>3255327
Because some of the Asians think it tastes good, maybe?
I'm just glad I wasn't raised on that shit.

>>3255329
I thought it was made from the goo that gathers in infected wounds. It sort of smelled like that, just with less chemicals and more of >>3255319.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:22:57 2009 No.3255338 tastes like vanilla pudding. 3 days later it smells like rotten egg.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:22:57 2009 No.3255339 >>3255327 Because they're Southeast Asians. They'll eat just about anything if it won't kill them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:23:57 2009 No.3255343 You guys should try a fresh one. They taste good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:24:57 2009 No.3255344 >>3255297 Agree. Even for some people Durian, was more effective than liquor (Plus you use it for personal defense weapon in case of bar brawl).

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:24:57 2009 No.3255349 Why the fuck are we discussing this shit? Reported.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:26:57 2009 No.3255356 File: 50 KB, 471x600, no durians.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:27:57 2009 No.3255360 >>3255349 Lighten up, it's not like we have any good threads anyway. Right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:27:57 2009 No.3255364 >>3255317 Yes and make it your last.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:28:57 2009 No.3255368 This shit is awful. One week later that smell is still there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:28:57 2009 No.3255371 >>3255339 Even Europeans who have settled in Southeast Asia for years become hooked to durian. I have known a lot of Russian expats in Kuala Lumpur who totally dig it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:29:57 2009 No.3255373 >>3255349 Just stay in your umineko thread. We all discuss things we hate here. Maybe except for the "What do you LIKE about modern Japan?" thread. >>3255356 Nice stock photo, brah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:29:57 2009 No.3255378 >>3255371 Russians aren't Europeans. They're Russians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:30:57 2009 No.3255380 Wikipedia says they taste like vanilla pudding and only start to smell like al bundys socks after some days?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:30:57 2009 No.3255383 These things are cool. Great for weakining poison attacks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:31:57 2009 No.3255386 >>3255378 Americans aren't americans. They're dumbasses,

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:31:57 2009 No.3255388 >>3255380 Fresh ones aren't too bad, but it's not that easy to eat the whole thing in one day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:31:57 2009 No.3255389 It smells like thiols (probably has a mix of them)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:32:57 2009 No.3255392 >>3255388 Throw them out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:33:57 2009 No.3255401 >>3255388 They are not that big.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:38:57 2009 No.3255432 >>3255280 why haet durian?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:40:57 2009 No.3255449 >>3255317 Sure, try it, but i warn you some people say it smells like shit but it doesn't to me. Guess durians are an acquired taste/smell

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:43:57 2009 No.3255459 >>3255432 Because it's probably the worst thing I come across that some people consider food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:48:57 2009 No.3255490 File: 126 KB, 500x375, 2553934712_d4aa5ed726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE KING OF FRUITS!! ALL of /JP/ bow down before his presence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:52:57 2009 No.3255508 File: 17 KB, 590x436, j_noni.2410246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255490 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:03:57 2009 No.3255560 ITT, Western fags that cannot handle the awesome of Durian

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:04:57 2009 No.3255568 File: 13 KB, 397x130, balut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:04:57 2009 No.3255575 >>3255560 gtfo flip

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:06:57 2009 No.3255584 File: 19 KB, 557x383, ugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 29 06:09:57 2009 No.3255610 >>3255432 Because it smells like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:09:57 2009 No.3255612 File: 34 KB, 400x300, duri6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255508 What is this shit? Dare challenge the might of the majestic KING FRUITS?!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:10:57 2009 No.3255625 >>3255568 heh, when i was a kid I loved that shit, though i never ate the duck, just the yellow and white parts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:13:57 2009 No.3255648 >>3255625 >heh Ok...so you're a chink, and a normalfag. Get out of /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:15:57 2009 No.3255664 >>3255648 I choose not to.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:23:57 2009 No.3255709

>>3255378
>>3255386

You are all wrong; Russians are Asians as Russia is in Asia.

No, fuck you, Asian does not refer only people from Japan, China, Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam, Hong Kong, or southeast asia. It means "a person who is a citizen of one of more countries in the continent of asia".

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:26:57 2009 No.3255730 >>3255568 is this any good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:29:57 2009 No.3255749 >>3255730 it's not all that bad, add a bit of salt here and there but not bad, though I haven't tried the duck inside yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:29:57 2009 No.3255750 >>3255709 >Russians are Asians as Russia is in Asia wat

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:29:57 2009 No.3255753 >>3255380 some days after what? You seem to not understand something, it makes the person who eats it have the same exact smell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:31:57 2009 No.3255759 >>3255709 Russia's so badass Russia's it's own continent.

>>	Man-Pedo !r9.w91chTo Sat Aug 29 06:40:57 2009 No.3255819 File: 120 KB, 500x375, theMango.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hail my country's national fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:41:57 2009 No.3255823 >>3255819 Ohh, mango. Now, that's a great fruit. As tasty as the Noni too.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 29 06:47:57 2009 No.3255857 >>3255823 Mango smells like pine sap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:47:57 2009 No.3255862 >>3255819 HOLY SHIT IT'S MANGO CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:47:57 2009 No.3255865 File: 88 KB, 465x348, 2007_julyaugust_005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255819 mangoes are alright I guess... But Dragon Fruit is top tier, shit even has a badass name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:48:57 2009 No.3255868 >>3255862 Uh...and?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:48:57 2009 No.3255878 File: 58 KB, 464x450, 1248078383139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255862 really? I thought it was a retarded Durian, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:49:57 2009 No.3255880 >>3255865 >In Mauritius, it is known as "Débousse-to-fesse" because of its laxative properties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:50:57 2009 No.3255888 >>3255568 >>3255730 Damn right it is, I had me a few of these my dad use to make em in a homemade incubator.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:51:57 2009 No.3255898 File: 294 KB, 576x864, dragon-fruit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255880 Fuck yeah, see that? Dragon fruit doesn't take shit from nobody, much less someone trying to eat them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:54:57 2009 No.3255913 >>3255880 >Pitaya supposedly increases excretion of heavy metal toxins and lowers cholesterol and blood pressure. Eaten regularly, it is credited with alleviating chronic respiratory tract ailments.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:58:57 2009 No.3255934 Crazy ass foreign fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:59:57 2009 No.3255938 >>3255880 Yeah, because it's so hardcore, it kicks your ass's ass!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:00:57 2009 No.3255946 File: 42 KB, 425x370, facewatermelon2vn5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255865 >>3255819 >>3255508 >>3255236 Step aside pussies, watermelon is in town and my nigger slaves from /b/ will be here soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:04:57 2009 No.3255971 File: 43 KB, 798x600, pers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255913 that sounds pretty healthy too bad i don't particularly like the taste of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:06:57 2009 No.3255979 >>3255898 >>3255913 It's shit.

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:06:57 2009 No.3255981
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>>3255946

Go back to /b/, and get your nigger fruit out of the way because the fucking apple is here. Sure, asian fruits may be good. But nothing beats the sweet taste of an apple. You know these fuckers are good because you just do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:07:57 2009 No.3255984 >>3255971 THAT ONE! It's great too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:07:57 2009 No.3255987 >>3255979 More like "_the_ shit". It's like a kiwi, only more awesome and delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:08:57 2009 No.3255990 >>3255981 Apples are just shittier pears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:10:57 2009 No.3255997 File: 13 KB, 357x297, CrushingApple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255981 that shit can't do anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:10:57 2009 No.3255998 File: 24 KB, 139x141, 1250018903567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255990

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:13:57 2009 No.3256006 File: 47 KB, 300x400, 1250993283209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255998

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:17:57 2009 No.3256022 File: 262 KB, 1600x1200, Pomegranate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I come when I hear the summons for a hero, for I am none other than Pomegranate!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:18:08 2009 No.3256023 File: 101 KB, 800x600, 1251544680820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255981 king of fruits, do you have enough seeds?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:22:57 2009 No.3256046 >>3256022 Grenadine is the best drink ever.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 29 07:24:57 2009 No.3256056 >>3256022 I quite like them. Too bad they take so long to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:24:57 2009 No.3256057 File: 56 KB, 350x300, star_apple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3255981 STAR APPLE > APPLE

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:25:57 2009 No.3256059 >Pomegranate Fuck you Hades fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:27:57 2009 No.3256068 File: 2.02 MB, 1800x2531, Grenadinesyrup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256046 Stuff's awesome

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:28:57 2009 No.3256071 >>3256022 In my opinion, they are the best tasting fruit there is that I have tried. But they are such a pain to actually consume.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:29:57 2009 No.3256079 >>3256068 Of course it's awesome, it's not just juice, IT'S AN ELIXER.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:29:57 2009 No.3256082 File: 62 KB, 640x635, starfruit2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256057 Why settle there? Go All the way, WITH A STAR FRUIT!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:31:57 2009 No.3256091 File: 15 KB, 330x260, pluot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'sup fuckers, I'm a pluot. I just made you check wikipedia to see what I was.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:33:57 2009 No.3256095 File: 16 KB, 289x285, 1250241446228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256079 The Hourai Elixir?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:33:57 2009 No.3256099 File: 229 KB, 440x550, 1247494691148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256095

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:34:57 2009 No.3256100 File: 444 KB, 1024x768, Asheanar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wut? Awesome, the Persians used Pomes for a soup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:37:57 2009 No.3256122 >>3256100 >>3256079 Pomegranate has now been promoted to God Tier

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:40:57 2009 No.3256131 >>3256100 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash-e_anar

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:43:57 2009 No.3256143 File: 70 KB, 1000x971, 1251425264289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the hell is /jp/ talking about fruit? I thought you guys only knew how to eat 2d lolis...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:44:57 2009 No.3256149 File: 76 KB, 1024x768, Freshdates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will never have me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:45:57 2009 No.3256153 >>3256149 because your importance is a mere 0.000001% of the fruit tiers

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:45:57 2009 No.3256155 >>3256143 well /jp/ is kind of fruity

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:46:57 2009 No.3256161 File: 64 KB, 800x601, 1245230845195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256155

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:46:57 2009 No.3256162 >>3256143 Why the hell shouldn't we talk about fruits? 2d lolis are a different story.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:51:57 2009 No.3256175 >>3256162 >>3256143 Loli is now Fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:53:57 2009 No.3256178 File: 33 KB, 580x435, 1249548777351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256175 is it? is it really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:55:57 2009 No.3256183 File: 99 KB, 1280x720, snapshot20090308054925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:55:57 2009 No.3256184 Nothing beats the motherfucking BANANA. Nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:56:57 2009 No.3256185 File: 14 KB, 530x400, banana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sup

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 07:58:57 2009 No.3256190 File: 77 KB, 547x600, 1251205616309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256184

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:00:57 2009 No.3256193 File: 371 KB, 640x480, banaanna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256184 But everything beats the banana...

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 29 08:00:57 2009 No.3256196 http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/387425 Stupid NEET; you can't eat a banana like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:02:57 2009 No.3256205 >>3256193 Fucking slut what did you do to my banana. Fuck you.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Sat Aug 29 08:03:57 2009 No.3256207 Behold the atheist's nightmare! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sanplNTr6c

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:08:57 2009 No.3256229
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>>3256205
You mad? a slut, the lowest of low easily crushed your "oh so mighty" banana. What do you think that yellow softy can do? NOTHING! If it can't even beat a lowest of lows what makes you think it can win against anything else? AHAHAHA you and your weak god of a banana might as well bow down before the true God, The almighty Pomegranate.

But since our overlord Pomegranate in a benevolent ruler he'll give you the option of giving in.

[ ] Genuflect
[ ] Genuflect
[ ] Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:11:57 2009 No.3256240 File: 40 KB, 310x416, coconut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3256229 A challenger appears. And it will crush you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:13:57 2009 No.3256244 File: 93 KB, 800x600, atis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:15:57 2009 No.3256250 Does a durian really smell that bad?

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:15:57 2009 No.3256251
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>>3256240
Coconut, coconut, why are you so weak coconut, you are dirty you, you are hairy, you are disgusting but most of all you are but one. The Pomegranate is ever lasting and is numerous. Moralfag Coconut, today you die!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:16:52 2009 No.3256260 >>3256250 to some yes, while to others it has a rich aroma, now the real question is...which one are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:17:51 2009 No.3256267 >>3256244 That looks terrible.

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