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You open your eyes and see Yukari Yakumo staring down at you.

"Last chance," she whispers playfully.

[ ] Become her slave for eternity
[ ] Bite your own tongue and die
[ ] Negotiate?

>> No.3253539

[x] Rape the shit out of her.

>> No.3253538

[X] CALL HER A HAG

>> No.3253541

[X] Deny her existence. Youkai don't exist.

>> No.3253546

I once beat a team of 30 people at dodgeball.

Bring it bitch.

>> No.3253548

[x] Negotiate?

I'm a master at negotiation. Surely we can find a solution that will benefit us both.

>> No.3253557 [DELETED] 
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[x] Do this

>> No.3253564
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[x] Do this

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>>3253541
This. DENY DENY DENY, DENY FOR FOR YOUR LIFE.

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"HAG."

Yukari's eyes widen and she stops smiling. In the next moment, she thrusts her hand deep into your chest and pulls out something red. You cough violently in pain and as you shake away your tears you recognize what she is holding.

Your still-beating heart.

Why you are still alive, you don't understand.

[ ] Beg for forgiveness
[ ] Spit at her feet
[ ] Negotiate?

>> No.3253590

>>3253577

Can't I lick her feet instead?

>> No.3253593
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>>3253577
[X] Bite her feet

>> No.3253594

[x] CALL HER A HAG AGAIN

>> No.3253601

[x] Jump in the lake

>> No.3253597

>>3253577
[x] Negotiate?

As valuable as the heart is to the human body, the value is still finite. Surely there must be some way to make a mutually beneficial trade.

>> No.3253596

>>3253577
Call her Hag again.

>> No.3253603

[x] PARLOR TRICKS. SMOKE AND MIRRORS. HAG.

>> No.3253606

>>3253577
This never happened. What she pulled out is nothing more than a bag covered in red dye. Fake healers do this all the time.

Therefore, this Yukari is a fake, as Yukari cannot exist.

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>>3253601
>Jump in the lake
>game over
>[ ] go back 1 turn
>[ ] go back 5 turns
>[ ] go back 10 turns

>> No.3253611

[x] Call her a hag again.

We are motherfucking Lancer.

>> No.3253624
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Fearing for your life, you prostrate yourself before her. Slowly, you slide your tongue over her shoes. Yukari's eyes widen, but she does not respond.

You continue licking her shoes, hoping to buy yourself a few more minutes in this pathetic existence you call your life. Then, she speaks.

"Remove my shoes."

[ ] Obey her
[ ] Refuse. Bite her ankle.
[ ] Negotiate?

>> No.3253632

>>3253624
This never happened. Stop being an anti-mystery fag.

>> No.3253635

[ ] Refuse. Bite her cankles.

>> No.3253640

>>3253624
[x]report thread for off-topic
[x]go back to Touhouproject.com, fanfiction.net or whatever other bad site from which you came
[x]get out

>> No.3253645

[x] Obey her
[x] Negotiate

"Surely we can come to a... mutually beneficial trade," he said, with his tongue in between her toes.

>> No.3253647

call her a hag

>> No.3253651

[X] Refuse. Bite her ankle.

>> No.3253655

>>3253624
If you are going to go, GO DEFYING HER EXISTENCE!

>> No.3253659

[x] Genuflect.

>> No.3253661

DENY DENY DENY
Youkai don't exist.

>> No.3253662

>>3253645
Don't you mean,
>"Therly wee kan kum to a *slurp* muchilly benthistle tade"

>> No.3253665

This is one of those times when it is actually proper to

[x]Genuflect

>> No.3253671

Deny her existence. She's just an imposter cosplaying as Yukari.

>> No.3253672

In case the thread gets deleted, how about we use the new board instead?

>> No.3253680

>>3253659
>>3253665
you can't if she's stepping on you...

>> No.3253684

[x]YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ME WENCH

I gouge my own eyes out pausing only after my eyeballs pop like grapes against my thumbs to wonder if their was a easier way to commit suicide but continue on anyways hoping to hit brain before I pass out from the pain.

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"I would, if they existed."

Slowly, you stand yourself up and grin at her. She is still holding an object that seems to be your still-beating heart in her hand. Noticing your gaze, she squeezes it a little. At that moment, you feel a sharp pain in your chest.

"Really now? You are braver than I thought, and even more foolish."

For some reason, she reminds you of someone from the past.

[ ] Kneel before her and serve.
[ ] Youkai don't exist.
[ ] Negotiate?

>> No.3253687

[X]Detonate the mystery bomb strapped to your chest, destroying Yukari in a poof of logic.

>> No.3253690

[X] Youkai don't exist.

>> No.3253693

>>3253685
[X] Tohno gland.

>> No.3253697

[Youkai don't exist]
If you think I am dumb like Battler, you are mistaken. Bring it on!

>> No.3253696

>>3253687
I laughed.

>> No.3253702

[X] Youkai don't exist.

>> No.3253703

>>3253685
[X] Youkai don't exist.

>> No.3253704

[x] Cunt punt

>> No.3253706

>>3253645
>[x] Ask her why she's chosen to appear before a lowly shutin instead of someone worthwhile

Then:
>[x] Obey her
>[x] Negotiate

>"Surely we can come to a... mutually beneficial trade," you say, slipping your tongue between her toes.

>> No.3253711

>>3253706
How do you negotiate with someone who doesn't exist?

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>>3253711
...

>> No.3253722

>>3253711
Prove that she doesn't exist.

In before immature red text faggotry.

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pimp slap that hoe

>> No.3253727

>>3253722
Burden of proof is on you first, bro.

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