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Your loli daughter comes running to you crying. You give her a hug and ask what happened and she tells you that she confessed to a boy she liked at school and he turned her down.

What do you do?

>> No.3251971

[x] genuflect

>> No.3251972

I report this thread.

>> No.3251978

Hug her, tell her that those boys dont deserve her and papa will always be there for her.

>> No.3251977

Tell her she is really ugly.

>> No.3251985

Ask her why she hasn't confessed to me yet. I would never turn her down.

>> No.3251987

Ask her how she got out of the basement.

>> No.3251990

hug her and tell her to forget about boys her age, and that i will always love her

>> No.3251991

"There, there...That's why I told you that girls are better."

>> No.3252009

I assume my true form as the one of the 72 Pillars of Solomon, Eligor, a mighty Duke of Hell. I march upon the school in all my majestic glory, demanding to find the boy who dared disturb my daughter's wishes. I give him a simple ultimatum: either he and my daughter will be married immediately, ignoring any local law, or he's going to get my three feet demon cock up his ass.

Of course I don't tell my daughter that I was secretly hoping for the latter.

>> No.3252021

>>3252009
You make me sick.

>> No.3252025

>>3252021

You're just jealous. I bet you're one of the lesser demons, too.

>> No.3252027

>>3252009
What the hell, /jp/?

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>>3252009
Can't you just use your power of causing love in lords to make him fall in love?

>> No.3252049

>>3252036
If you had the opportunity to rape a shota, would you just throw it away for the easier method?

>> No.3252054

>>3252049
It's just shota, I would rather spend my time raping lolis.

>> No.3252069

>>3252054
Shota and loli are the same thing when they're young. But with shota, you can see when they orgasm.

>> No.3252072

>>3252009

This sounds like the basis for an eroge. After turning down an unimpressively moderate girl, her father turns out to be a mighty demon of hell and forces you to go out with her. If anything happens to his precious girl or if she finds out her father was involved in this, no amount of tropical cream will soothe the amounts of hell fire that will be inflicted upon you.

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>>3251966

>Your loli daughter comes running to you crying. You give her a hug and ask what happened and she tells you that she confessed to a boy she liked at school and he turned her down.


[X] "Well, that's life for you, honey. Now you know why some people drink themselves into an early grave. And there'll always be other boys, don't forget that. "

/use hug again, it's super effective
/offer favorite food for dinner

>> No.3252100

>>3252009
Best post in months.

>> No.3252112

It's okay, women can't be ronery.

>> No.3252119

>>3251966
Sell the souls of my entire family to a figment of my drug addled imagination. Train the servants to kill them off one by one according to a poorly written poem I made up. Get a painter to paint a picture of me when I was 18 in drag in Edwardian hoopskirt regalia. Put it on wall. Claim its the figment.

>> No.3252120

>>3252069
Even at an early age, boys and girls look different. The most feminine boy can't compare to even a very masculine looking looking girl.

>> No.3252114 [DELETED] 

>>3252069
Even at an early age, boys and girls look different. The most feminine boy can't compare to even the a boyish looking girl.

>> No.3252184

>>3252120
Well, I was meaning that a loli's vagina would be as tight as a boy's asshole...
Although, if we're talking about appearances, boys and girls do look similar at young ages. If you doubt that, go online and look for pictures of children from the 1900s-1940s. It was common then to dress boys (young) in dresses, and most of the time it would be hard to tell if it was a girl or a boy you were looking at if it weren't for the hair style.

>> No.3252245

>>3252184
Ah, that's in America, by the way, not Europe. I don't know if Europe ever did that with their children.

>> No.3252326

>>3252245
>Europe did all kinds of shit with their children

>> No.3252342

>>3252184
They used to dress grown men as women in ancient plays, that doesn't mean anything.

>> No.3252353

They used to cut off young boy's testicles so they could keep singing high notes.

>> No.3252385

>>3252353
I kinda wish this happened to me when I was 8...

>> No.3252447

>>3251966
I need source of this.

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Ask her if she has any attachment left to this planet.

>> No.3252476

I wonder how I got a loli daughter.

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