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What's the first thing you would do when presented with this situation? The first thing I would do is feel Kanako's curves.

>> No.3249264

[x]Genuflect

>> No.3249270

[x] Tell Kanako she has a wonderful name.

>> No.3249273

[x] Pray to Suwako for guidance.

>> No.3249274

[x] Assail with words.

>> No.3249275

I'd take a nap since that pillow in the corner looks comfortable.

>> No.3249278

Stare at the image on my screen and shed a tear for what will never be.

>> No.3249283

[x] So where's Suwako?

>> No.3249290

Be bewildered at having arrived in Gensokyo, then confuse and irritate everyone by not being able to speak moon, though I guess Sanae does know broken english.

>> No.3249291

SUWAKO GUIDE MY COCK

>> No.3249296

[x] Run away.

>> No.3249300

>>3249283
Toilet.

>> No.3249301

I'd donate to the shrine in hopes to have Suwako thrown in too. If not I'll just proceed to chat with those fine ladies.

>> No.3249304

Why is there so much space between Sanae's thighs?

>> No.3249305

I would want to have sex with them.

>> No.3249307

Go "wow that pillow doesn't have acne pus stains on it" then wake up and look at my acne pus stained pillow.

>> No.3249314

Douse with a bucket of cold water on them.

>> No.3249330

[x] "Excuse me ladies but I seem to be lost. Could you please show me to the nearest exit?"

While covering my eyes, of course. Looking at them in their underwear is indecent.

>> No.3249340

>>3249300
Oh well, I turn 180 degrees and walk away.

>> No.3249343

OH MY GOD GUIDE ME, what should i do ?

>> No.3249344

This must be a test from God!

>> No.3249375

[x] Ask where Suwako is.

>> No.3249390

[x] invite all tripfriends to fuck Sanea.
I only want Kanako so you can have the slut.

>> No.3249398

>>3249390
We don't want her either.

>> No.3249413

>>3249398
She will rape you!

>> No.3249416

>>3249390
>Sanea.
Who?
>>3249398
ZUN!bar wants her. I guess it's fitting.

>> No.3249417

>>3249398
She'll force the faith out of you through your penis.

>> No.3249419

>>3249416
The new Touhou in 13 who has the power to shapechange into whatever your ideal girl is.

>> No.3249424

>>3249419
That's what she wants you to believe until "lol i troll u".

>> No.3249431

>>3249424
... and then she changes back into her true form, which is a buff guy.

>> No.3249438

>>3249419
you meant 12?

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>>3249431
>a buff guy.
Nope.

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