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You’ve noticed your loli waifu acting strangely lately. When asked, she brushes it off as growing pain.

Then one night, while you’re out strolling you notice movement in an alleyway. You investigate only to find illuminated by the full moon your waifu on the ground sinking her fangs into the neck of the neighbour’s dog.

She immediately turns around, and you hear from between her sobs her begging you not to look at her.

Your waifu is turning into a vampire loli, what do you do?

[ ] Die monster! You don’t belong in this world!
[ ] Rape immediately, Shiki style
[ ] Hug her, show her your neck and tell her not to go out at night anymore
[ ] love tenderly
[ ] dress her up in frilly hat and dresses and attach Christmas light wings to her

>> No.3247565

[x]A loli with upturned eyes, so moe!

>> No.3247564

Get the dog to bite her. Eye for an eye.

>> No.3247571

[x ] Hug her, show her your neck and tell her not to go out at night anymore

>> No.3247577

3

>> No.3247579

Dogs are dirty eww

>> No.3247584

[X] Hug her, show her your neck and tell her not to go out at night anymore
[X] love tenderly

>> No.3247585

[X] Rape immediately, Shiki style

>> No.3247586

[x] Die monster! You don’t belong in this world!
Fuck yeah, loli Dracula! We then have a fight and I am possessed by loli Shaft some years later, and a loli Alucard saves me.

>> No.3247591

[x] Rape immediately, Shiki style
[x] Die monster! You don’t belong in this world!

>> No.3247594

[x] Hug her, show her your neck and tell her not to go out at night anymore.

Of course, this is after I get her a rabies vaccination. I do not want her to transmit that shit to me.

>> No.3247595

>>3247586

Do you really want to be possess by a shitty animation studio?

>> No.3247597

Either use her to enslave morons who'd sacrifice everything to worship a loli mistress or kill her, save the doggirl.

>> No.3247601

[x] Rape immediately, Shiki style

>> No.3247603

Oh, I'd just kill her.

Then I find other people who lost their friends and family to vampires, and we take back the city, block by bloody block.

brb, rereading Hunter: The Vigil.

>> No.3247610

[X] Hug her, show her your neck and tell her not to go out at night anymore
It'd be cool to turn into a vampire. Also, bloodpacks & chickens.

>> No.3247626

VOLUME 5 WHERE?

>> No.3247628

[x] Hug her, show her your neck and tell her not to go out at night anymore

>> No.3247636

>>3247626
What's the name of this manga?

>> No.3247640

>>3247626
I could swear it's sitting there on my bookshelf.

>> No.3247645

go up the list.

honestly you put them in reverse order man.

>> No.3247650

[x] dress her up in frilly hat and dresses and attach Christmas light wings to her
then
[x] love tenderly

>> No.3247651
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3247651

[x] Enjoy some spaghetti with her at a local Japanese restaurant.

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3247656

[X] dress her up in frilly hat and dresses and attach Christmas light wings to her

>> No.3247657
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3247657

well I probably faint from the dual relization that at some point in my life I became a pedophile and that vampires exist.

after that well. shit I dunno order chinese it helps me think, she can eat the delivery guy

>> No.3247662

[x] report this thread since mods and janitors have a secret ability that prevents lolis from turning into vampires

>> No.3247675
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3247675

Loli Vampire?
Sounds familiar

>> No.3247682

5, then 1.

>> No.3247683
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3247683

Ahh Misaki. Why are you so perfect ?

>> No.3247701

We waited for you, scanon.
I hope you feel bad if you read this post.

>> No.3247865

>>3247562
[x] Make her fuck the dog.

>> No.3247936

>>3247701
Same to Sundome scanon. For shame.

>> No.3247941

>>3247936
sundomes been being scanned.

>> No.3247942

[X] dress her up in frilly hat and dresses and attach Christmas light wings to her.

I already do this.

>> No.3248208

[X] love tenderly
[X] occasionally tease her by suddenly stop, thrust my hand towards her and ask "What is a man?"

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