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Alice couldn't afford her butterfly pills so she's working off her debt.

>> No.32453476

>>32453392
>butterfly pills
what are those?

>> No.32454852

>>32453476
they make alices bad dreams go away

>> No.32458258

>>32454852
I can make her bad dreams go away

>> No.32458404

>>32453392
I want to hurt you, Alice.

>> No.32459456

Not this shit again. Sedative please.

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>> No.32466793

>>32453392
Why is Alice depressed? She's a young and beautiful girl. Anyone would be flattered to have her as a friend, and any guy would be ecstatic to have her as his girlfriend.
The fact that she still plays with dolls is not creepy. Everyone has their own hobbies, and it's always nice to see someone so passionate about the things they enjoy.

>> No.32468716

>>32466793
Alice, get off the internet.

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>>32468716
ahahah

>> No.32477011

I feel like spending time with Alice in Era now.

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>>32466793
Alice deserves to be happily married and pregnant

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>>32480320
What a coincidence, I want to marry and impregnate Alice!

>> No.32481246

>>32481056
Just get mind control powers that seems to work

>> No.32483237

>>32481246
I prefer to seduce her and conquer her heart the conventional way.
If it fails, I can just rape her on a dangerous day.

>> No.32487191

>>32481056
I want to attend Alice's birthday in the wrong month!

>> No.32487607
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I wanna chain Alice up in my basement and beat her senseless every single day!

>> No.32488309

>>32487607
> I wanna chain Alice up in my basement and fuck her senseless every single day!

>> No.32489054

How is Alice?

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Sorry, Alice. Today is the day you die.

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>>32489054
Depressed. As usual.

>> No.32497702

>>32497320
That makes two then.

>> No.32497737
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One day I'll find which Alice this is.

>> No.32506021

>>32491494
alice is not for harm
she is for hug

>> No.32510749

>>32506021
hugs and kisses in bed turning into gentle loving sex with leg locking
the best way to turn alice into more alices

>> No.32510982

>>32497737
why are you having trouble finding it?

>> No.32511095

Alice is the type of girl to cry for slightly longer than usual once and self-diagnose herself with depression

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christmas alice!

>> No.32511277

>>32511095
Alice is the type of girl to threaten to commit suicide just to get people's attention and affection.

>> No.32512542

>>32511135
Nice try Watson

>> No.32518464

>>32510982
Usually I save them and look for them later.
I haven't found sources for some stuff I saved, so I'm not sure if this one will be different.
It might become my favorite version of Alice.

>> No.32520332

>>32511135
I want an alice for christmas

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alice needs to stop drinking and find a job!

>> No.32524227

>>32511095
Eirin already diagnosed her.

>> No.32531644

>>32524138
What a waste of a good looking girl.

>> No.32531986

>>32453392
That butterfly pills comment was quite grim to be honest. Alice is depressed.

>> No.32537353

>>32531986
>Alice is depressed
How can this be fixed?

>> No.32537436

>>32491777
Why is Satorin squeezing her third eye so hard? It's crying...

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>>32537353
>How can this be fixed?
Marrying her and that's something i will do

>> No.32553164

>>32541197
Hello, Alice.

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>>32553164
Hello anon

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sleeping with Alice

>> No.32561297

>>32541197
I want to add magic to my bloodline

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>>32541197
I wish I could cuddle her wedding dress.

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>>32555852
If ZUN killed off Alice would she top the next popularity poll?

>> No.32593746

>>32589539
she's drop to last because people will finally stop feeling obligated to give her pity votes!

>> No.32602832

>>32593746
>pity votes!

>> No.32606416

>>32555852
s auce?

>> No.32606877

>>32606416
CDS
I'm guessing there's a new chapter.

>> No.32607592

Dating Alice would be great. You could abuse and cheat on her all you want, and she'd never leave you, since she'd be scared of never being able to get another boyfriend and spending the rest of her life alone.

>> No.32616344

>>32607592
soudnds horrible.

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>>32616344
How so?

>> No.32616864

>>32616752
>How so
Alice deserves better.
Alice not leaving leave sounds nice, but cheating on her sets a bad precedent. Her not leaving out of fear also sucks. She deserves to be happy. Even if she's not human anymore.

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Arisu~

>> No.32641249
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"Team Shanghai Alice"
Could these two secretly be behind every incident in Gensokyo's history?

>> No.32657244

>>32641249
inb4 Gensokyo is written from Alice's diary, and the book closes on the last game and we see Alice put down her pen and send her letter to someone "unknown" before cutting to everyone else.
It would make sense considering how much the games focus on Reimu and Marisa.

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>> No.32677897

Is Alice a loser?

>> No.32678182

>>32677897
Is the sun hot?

>> No.32678193

>>32678182
The sun is a ball of gas

>> No.32691929

Eh.

>> No.32693513
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32693513

I don't know about this one.
Still, I want to smell her pleasant fragrance.

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>> No.32710425
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>>32671752
Fuck you reimu!

>> No.32710799
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Predatory Alice

>> No.32719002

>>32710425
Don't worry. I saw Alice a little later and gave her my umbrella!
It was more like me giving it to her and just her walking off in the rain! How stubborn! A perfectly good umbrella now wet on both sides! How unfortunate!

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>>32693513
I love Poshi's Alice. I want to make her my titty slave.

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>>32518464
it's warugaki's Alice

>> No.32746815

>>32739278
I want to explore Alice's flexibility

>> No.32747421

>>32739278
And with that, Alice mastered the Genocide Cutter and proceeded to annihilate those that once bullied her.

>> No.32749378

>>32747421
>proceeded to annihilate those that once bullied her.
More like proceeded to show her panties to everyone while trying to look tough!
What a loser!

>> No.32753731

>>32749378
I want Alice to pick a fight with an oni and watch her humiliation as it takes her out with a casual shove!

>> No.32754402

Why do people keep forgetting that alice is an archmage far older than her appearance suggests

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>>32741623
POV: You are Shangai

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>>32753731
All they'd have to do is scream in her general direction.

>> No.32759600

>>32754507
I'm not jealous. You're jealous.

>> No.32760137

>>32753731
Better yet if it's with Suika, since it'd be extra humiliating to lose a fight to someone half your size. It'd look like she got her ass kicked by a child!

>>32754402
But she looked very young in the PC98 games. You know, back when she was cute.

>> No.32764898

>>32589539
She could, but not in that fashion.
If she gets offscreen'd, she might hold or move +/- 3 or so spots

>> No.32765989

>>32753731
More like a casual shovel.

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>> No.32778192

>>32760137
>back when she was cute.
She's still cute

>> No.32780008

>>32772740
Oh no! Shinki sold Alice to pay off her mortgage of Makai!

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>> No.32783707

>>32780008
Alice has such terrible luck!
How will 9600 help out?

>> No.32786567

I can't believe Alice didn't even get a line in CDS

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>>32780193
Marisa's compluslive lying really needs a look at.

>> No.32787269

>>32787251
Source?

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>>32787269
No idea, I've searched high and low and nobody else seems to know either.

>> No.32787813

>>32778192
Nah.

>> No.32790194

I'm going to Alice!

>> No.32791049

>>32783707
>How will 9600 help out?
It won't help much, but it's all Alice is worth.

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>>32783707
9600? 6600 is far too much, I won't pay 4600. I can't believe you would try to charge an innocent person an extortionate 2600 yen!
Help! Police! This madman is trying to kill me over 600 yen!

You'll be hearing from my lawyer about that 12800 yen and the Alice you owe me.

>> No.32795778

Alice? More like Malice

>> No.32801082

>Malice
>>32791380
12800? Are you trying to scam me out of that 128000 you owe me? You're paying that 1280000 you owe me in full price.
Good luck trying to get your lawyer to null your 12800000 debt. If you couldn't pay it back, why would you borrow 128000000 in the first place?

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the "REAL" Alice

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>> No.32815170

>>32787251
Reimu is a brute.
She heard duel and immediately resorted to physical violence.
>>32787707
I've seen it before, but the only other instances are that one and 2020.

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Don't eat it Reimu, it's probably poison!

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>> No.32830458

>>32828948
I bet Alice is so desperate to get a boyfriend that she did that on purpose.

>> No.32842521

>>32830458
That's her neck of the woods dude.
There are no guys there to begin with unless they're stupid enough to go there.

>> No.32845092 [DELETED] 

I thought this was a new vtuber...

>> No.32845772

>>32842521
She offers shelter to people who get lost, so it's not unthinkable that she'd try to seduce one (or all) of her guests.

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>>32830458
I remember noticing her ass was like that, and the next thing I knew I woke up in her guest bed three days later

>> No.32850958

>>32828948
imagine if she leaked poop right then and there haha

>> No.32855937

>>32845772
They obviously haven't gone well if she's still friendless and advocating for everyone to scare people away from the Forest of Magic.

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>>32855937
It's just sour grapes, if she can't have friends - then no one can

>> No.32875927

>>32830458
But she rejected me?

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>> No.32879360

>>32867990
All she has to do is ask to be friends. That shouldn't be hard for someone like Alice unless they have a complete breakdown.

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>> No.32884887

>>32867085
beautiful.

>> No.32888622
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Alice's hallucinations. Colorized.

>> No.32889047

>>32875927
Alice is like that. When a guy is nice with her, she thinks he's doing it as a prank and intends to betray and humiliate her in public.
Just keep trying to get along with her. It may take a while, but she'll realize that your feelings for her are real.

>> No.32889128

>>32888622
God that neck

What a freak!

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>>32889128
Can't unsee

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Alice has a new friend!

>> No.32898043
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Alice has her own thread. What's next, her own general? Her own BOARD?

>> No.32898250

>>32898043
Alice is just being bullied in her own thread! Soon she'll stop having her own thread and she'll just be bullied in passing in any 2hu thread!

>> No.32898500

>>32898043
Alice had her chance and she became a creep.
Cirno got her chance and became a Queen. Alice got outdone by a fairy.

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>>32898500
How embarrassing. Cirno should become the magician and Alice should be the fairy. In fact, Alice should start calling her "Cirno-senpai".

>> No.32900465

>>32900277
Unfortunately, you need to be adorable and cheerful to be a fairy, not creepy and gloomy.
Alice could've been happy, but instead of going out and making friend, she chose to lock herself in her home with her dolls.

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>>32900465
>Unfortunately, you need to be adorable and cheerful to be a fairy, not creepy and gloomy.
No, she can still be a fairy. She'd just be the least popular, lowest ranking fairy there is. A fitting role for someone as hopeless as Alice.

>> No.32906107

>>32900716
Do not harm the alice
She is not for harm
She is for hugs and love only

>> No.32911698

>>32453392
She wouldn't need them or have debt if she were a normal human girl.

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>> No.32917408

>>32915402
Alice's belly not being full of babies is a tragedy that should be fixed

>> No.32922974

>>32917408
On it.

>> No.32923141

>>32915402
Useless toymaker, only good for her tits.

>> No.32933334

Alice is not completely useless. She is mostly useless.

>> No.32934468

>>32933334
Her womb works just fine, and she's long since become ageless through magician magic
She can be a baby factory for new magicians and make magic no longer a dead art

>> No.32938692

>>32934468
That sounds nice, but who in their right mind would have children with Alice

>> No.32938973

>>32938692
me

>> No.32939048

>>32938692
I'd get her pregnant given the chance. I wouldn't take responsibility.

>> No.32939072

>>32938692
maybe if her mom tricked me

>> No.32943007

>>32939072
That's impossible.

>> No.32943028

>>32943007
she's very crafty

>> No.32943265

>>32939048
Think about your poor children, though, who have to take from their loser mom!

>> No.32945744

>>32943265
>who have to take from their loser mom
Why would they take care of Alice?

>> No.32947808

>>32945744
I meant to say that they would take *after* their loser mom!

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>>32906107
Alice is in for some well deserved healing after all she's been through.

>> No.32954436

>>32953803
Imagine how happy she'd be if you hugged her and told her that everything is going to be alright.

>> No.32957386

>>32954436
Even if she's big, girls are pretty small so she'd be the only one enjoying the hug.

>> No.32957580

>>32957386
Hugging lolis feels great, so I'm not sure what you're talking about. Hugging Alice wouldn't feel good because she's an adult woman.
If you only enjoy hugging if the person is bigger than you, you might be gay.

>> No.32957777

>>32957580
She's small. I'd be better off with a teddy bear.

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>>32957777
>a teddy bear
Are you a girl?
Whatever, if you're not going to hug Alice, I will.

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Routine tit check.

>> No.32965979

>>32961862
Of course Reimu "flattie" Hakurei is in charge of it.
Eirin isn't trustworthy,

>> No.32971831

Starting a family with Alice! Against your will!

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>> No.32978188

>>32971831
Alice will regret her decision after she learns that I'm a useless NEET who has no way to provide for her or the kid.

>> No.32980938

>>32978188
Don't worry, Alice will straighten you out.
You'll be scared of her one way or another, so NEETdom won't last very long.

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Alice is the new Genjii

>> No.32996171

>>32995357
It's time to cash in the favour from Mystic Square.

>> No.32999916

>>32995357
Reimu according to that artist is 26.
Alice is 17.
Reims uses child slave labor for menial tasks!

>> No.33003473

poor Arisu.
Bullied every thread.

>> No.33008616
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33008616

>>33003473
Just a reflection of her everyday life.

>> No.33008662

>>32999916
Fairies, children, Aunn... Is there anyone she won't take advantage of?

>> No.33008788

>>33008662
Me, that's why I had to take the initiative.

>> No.33008833

>>33008616
I dumped Alice for the blue-haired goddess at moriya shrine!

>> No.33012204

>>33008833
>I dumped Alice for the blue-haired goddess at moriya shrine!
There's having low taste, and then there's just bad taste.

>> No.33017432

>>33008662
Me. NEETs are useless.

>> No.33019235
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33019235

Alice?

>> No.33027286

>>32999916
But Reimu doesn't have cake tits in that picture.

>> No.33033435

>>33027286
Cake status isn't defined by tit size.

>> No.33034047

>>32999916
Alice is 17 in the same way Yukari is 17

>> No.33034683
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33034683

Alice finally got an official manga appearance! But she's completely unconscious and has no speaking role...

>> No.33034721

>>33033435
But in that other cake reimu picture by the same artist she has bigguns.

>> No.33037482

>>33034047
Yukari is a hag. Alice is a young girl.

>> No.33040706

Sometimes I wish ZUN would let Alice speak.
How many years has it been at this point?

>> No.33046414

I wonder if Alice might actually for real die in the ongoing manga. Wouldn't that be hilarious?

>> No.33049759

>>33046414
zun is way too in love with the status quo to kill off a character

>> No.33050548

>>33046414
Who's going to move into her house? Maybe Reimu could!

>> No.33051041

>>33050548
Reimu and Marisa will stay in her house for their honeymoon, after that it'll become a love hotel for fairies and /jp/sies to have fun!

>> No.33053847

>>33046414
Why?

>> No.33055403

>>33046414
No, I wouldn't want her to either.
That means one less character to bully.

>> No.33056094

>>33051041
aaah, what a good end! alice pls die!

>> No.33056264

>>33049759
This. I don't think ZUN has ever killed a character that has appeared in any of his games.

>> No.33056375

>>33019235
Black Souls 2 sucked.

>> No.33060809
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>> No.33061026
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33061026

Everyone would love Alice if she went back to being a little girl.

>> No.33067887

>>33053847
Spooky ghost stuff.
Then there's the fact that she hasn't said anything at all in years.

>> No.33069133
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This is what Alice dreams of every day.

>> No.33071326

>>33069133
delusional.

>> No.33078153

>>33061026
Not true, I love bad girls.

>> No.33078494
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>>33069133
Alice always claims what she wants

>> No.33085088
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God, I want to rape Alice on her own bed so much. I want to do it until she passes out from exhaustion.
Scream all you want, Alice-chan, no one's coming to save you.

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I want to take Shanghai as payment from Alice

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>>33085088
you'll become a doll if you try to do that, and then alice will rape you

>> No.33086444

>>33085987
Do I have to do all that for to become a doll owned by Alice? Will she make me into one if I just ask her?

>> No.33086886
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33086886

>>33086444
Of course!, there's always room for another slave doll!

>> No.33092815

All of this bullying...
I have a question.
How many of you would be willing to become Alice's friend?
Duration is until you die, because she's effectively immortal.

>> No.33092918

>>32497320
why is her tits so big

>> No.33093467

>>33092815
I would, as long as she doesn't ask me to do weird stuff, like wearing a dress and pretending I'm a doll.

>> No.33094264

>>33092815
I would, as long as she asks me to do weird stuff, like wearing a dress and pretending I'm a doll.

>> No.33095312

>>33092815
I would, as long as she doesn't ask me to be friends with her publically. I have an image to maintain.

>> No.33095814

>>33092815
My only issue is "until you die" because it means I'll have to break poor Alice's heart by dying and leaving her alone again.

>> No.33096896

>>33095814
But she'd appreciate the many decades she'd spend with you. Maybe she'd teach you how to become an youkai so you two can be always be together.

>> No.33107813 [DELETED] 
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33107813

>>33092918
What do you mean.
Her tit simply grew to that size. It's an improvement over Lolice.

>> No.33107833
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33107833

>>33092918
What do you mean?
Her tits simply grew to that size. It's an improvement over Lolice, especially when she could have ended up like Marisa.

>> No.33107857

13 hours to reach page 10.
/jp/ is finally going back to normal.

>>33107813
No, it isn't. Flat is justice.
Adult Alice is still cute and attractive, but she had a much better body when she was a little girl. People also didn't bully her for playing with dolls.

>> No.33111587

>>33107857
Dude, you're a lolicon.

>> No.33116483
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33116483

>>33111587
Yes, but I think that adult Alice is sexy too.

>> No.33116719

>>33116483
small alice is for hug
big alice is for creating more small alices

>> No.33122498

>>33116483
What you said contradicts that.

>> No.33122669

>>33122498
No, it doesn't. I said that she was hay hotter when she was a loli, but even as a grownup she's still cute and attractive.
Alice is still sexy, even though she was much sexier when she was younger.

>> No.33127068

>>33122669
Strange. A lolicon that finds adults attractive.

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>>33127068
>adults
*adult
Alice is the only female with boobs I care about.

>> No.33137207

>>33129558
You say that now until you find another adult with boobs you find attractive.

>> No.33137480

>>33116719
Small Alice is for making other small Alices
Big Alice is for ignoring

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>>33137480
Lolice is NOT for lewd!!!!

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>>33137494
You're not the boss of me Shinki-sama

>> No.33137819
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>>33137766
I wish Shinki-sama was the boss of me.

>> No.33138014
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>>33137766
You will suffer!!
>>33137819
Marry Alice then

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>>33137494
>Lolice is NOT for lewd!!!!
>Lolice is for gentle mating presses!!!!
I agree.
I would also like to mention Alice's wonderful thigh highs.
https://files.catbox.moe/arujmd.jpg

>> No.33139140
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>>33139106
Without all of the extra shit.

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>>33137207
There's only space for one big girl in my heart.

>> No.33141860
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33141860

>>33138014
If I marry Shinki, will she be the boss of me?

>> No.33145849

>>33061026
Everyone would love Alice if she SAID SOMETHING

>> No.33148795
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>>33145849
Talking to other people is hard.

>> No.33161022

>>33148795
That's not an excuse!

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>> No.33170198
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Alice is making chocolates for all her friends

>> No.33170295
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33170295

>>33170198
Alice finding the chocolate she handed out to her "friends" in the trash!!!

>> No.33171836

>>33141808
What about the big girls you make in her belly?

>> No.33174448

>>33170198
Alice realising she has no friends and eating it all by herself on the couch

>> No.33174957 [DELETED] 

>>32453392
.gg/G9tDBzsxby

>> No.33177464

>>33170295
To be fair, Alice probably laced it. The trash is the only place for her chocolate.

>> No.33182401
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33182401

For tomorrow

>> No.33183539

>>33177464
Laced or not, I'd still happily eat her delicious choco. Alice is a good girl, so even if she drugs me she won't do anything bad with my unconscious body.

>> No.33193788 [DELETED] 

>>32453392

>> No.33194441

It's Valentines Day and Alice hasn't had a single visitor! As to be expected of Alice

>> No.33195763

>>33194441
Girls are supposed to give chocolate to the boy they like, but instead of doing that, Alice decided to stay at home, crying and being depressed.
It's her own fault for not going out and trying to interact with other people.

>> No.33199153

>>33183539
>Alice is a good girl, so even if she drugs me she won't do anything bad with my unconscious body.
Anon's famous last words.

>> No.33199775

>>33199153
Ok, let me rephrase what anon is thinking a bit.

There's actually nothing that would be both possible and within Alice's personality to do with his unconscious body that would be bad.

>> No.33202594
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33202594

THIS OBESE FAT ASS IS EATING THE CHOCOLATE THAT ALICE MADE FOR ME!

>> No.33202678

>>33199775
>There's actually nothing that would be both possible and within Alice's personality to do with his unconscious body that would be bad.
The brave words of Alice's defense lawyer.

>> No.33212831

>>33194441
>It's Valentines Day and Alice hasn't had a single visitor!
That's not true. I'm sure people stopped by and never said anything!
>>33195763
>Girls are supposed to give chocolate to the boy they like
Are they?

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>>33212831
>Are they?
Yes, but it's also common to give it to other guys that are close to her (classmates, friends, etc). Boys give chocolate to girls a month later, on White Day.
Here's a picture of Satorin teasing the viewer, asking if he thinks she's giving this to him out of social obligation or because she likes him.

>> No.33215129

>>33171836
I'll always love them, but in a different way.
Plus, it'll take a long time for them to reach Alice's size. I'll love them a LOT while they're still tiny and cute. Being surrounded by multiple Lolices while they call me daddy is what I imagine heaven to be like.

>> No.33219083

>>33092918
Makai genes

>> No.33219337

>>33213045
I need to see more for research purposes

>> No.33219628
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>>33219337
Here's a picture of Alice giving chocolate to Marisa and saying it's out of courtesy/social obligation (義理).
Marisa then comments that this year is out of courtesy, and that she's going to be lonely now that Alice found someone else she likes.
Alice then starts crying and says that it was a lie, and Marisa is the one she likes (本命).

>> No.33230013

>>33219628
>Alice then starts crying and says that it was a lie, and Marisa is the one she likes (本命).
I thought the shape of the box would have made it obvious

>> No.33230238
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>>33219628
Alice just can't be honest

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>>33230013
Alice-chan sucks at being tsundere.

>> No.33230482

>>33230354
Oh man that doujin made me feel it in my gut

>> No.33230723
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>>33056375
shut the hell up

>> No.33234483

>>33230354
If I were Shinki, I'd be embarassed by my socially inept daughter.

>> No.33235076
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>>33234483
Not a single daughter has fallen out of the Makai mom's vagina who'd have grown up to be a responsible member of society, aside from Yumeko. Great track record, Shinki.

>> No.33238767

>>33056375
>Black Souls 2 sucked.
What other games are there? I'm not sure if I can run games right now, but is it worth a play?

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>>33235076
They just received too much love... it can't be helped.

>> No.33238891

>>33238767
It's an edgy but charming hentai rpg with quite a few touhou references

>> No.33248139

>>33230238
Help her.

>> No.33253742
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>>33235076
Don't you dare talk about Sara like that!

>> No.33254008
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>>33248139
Help only comes to those who help themselves

>> No.33258362

>>33235076
>Yumeko
Imagine hiring your daughter to work for you.

>> No.33261059
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33261059

>>33258362
Imagine having a daughter who couldn't get a job with her meme degree and you had to hire her yourself, so she wouldn't waste all day playing gacha games and watching anime.

>> No.33261130

>>33261059
She's a reaper. How many people die a day in Makai?

>> No.33265321

>>32453476
The blue ones

>> No.33266640
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>>33248139
What can I do for her?

>> No.33266709

>>33261059
What kind of degree does Sacchan have?

>> No.33269450

>>33266709
Something easy that you don't really have to put much effort into which also somehow reflects the "job" her mom made up for her, like a master's in theology or philosophy of religion.

>> No.33274745

>>33266709
Mathematics of quantum neutrino fields

>> No.33281845 [DELETED] 

>>32453392

>> No.33291553

>>33274745
What did the others end up with?

>> No.33292235

>>33291553
Shinki's daughters or Sacchan's friends?

>> No.33295813
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Alice tries to stay up to date and city-sect

>> No.33296643
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How can Alice live with herself knowing that she's the biggest loser in her own familly!?

>> No.33298850
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33298850

>>33296643
If it's any consolation, she's the cutest girl in her family by a mile. Probably the cutest in Gensokyo.

>> No.33302779

>>33292235
yes.

>> No.33306482

Stop making such mean posts about Alice.
She deserves

>> No.33307268
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>>33306482
She deserves what? Bullying? Torture? Mockery? Neglect?

>> No.33307380

>>33306482
physical and sexual abuse. Mostly sexual.

>> No.33309051

>>32453476
spironolactone and estradiol

>> No.33315597

shovel or hypnosis
which is more effective on alice?

>> No.33318348
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33318348

Arisu!

>> No.33323247

>>33315597
Neither.

>> No.33323342

>>33315597
Overpowering and raping her is by far the most effective.

>> No.33328615
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33328615

>33323342

>> No.33329809

>>33328615
Don't worry, Akyuu-chan, I'll save a load or two for you!

>> No.33330432
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33330432

I remember the stuttering Alice CJ threads on /b/ until moot went nuts and obsessively and actively b& everything cj and animu related from /b/ while ignoring all the shit that would eventually lead to him running the fuck away from the site.

>> No.33330477

>>33330432
tunnel vision is a scary thing

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