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3243936 No.3243936 [Reply] [Original]

Despite her appearance, Ran is quite old by the standards of her species, and has long been barren. You can never have a child with her. How does this make you feel?

>> No.3243938

Ran already has a child.

>> No.3243945

>>3243936
I don't want to fuck her, much less have a child with her.

>> No.3243948

Yukari could change that.

>> No.3243946
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3243946

>>3243938
NOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNONNOTCANNON

>> No.3243947

Chen is still fertile, right?

>> No.3243949

>>3243938

Foxes are incapable of giving birth to cats, Chen is merely an adopted stray. Neither Yukari nor Ran has the heart to explain that particular limitation of anatomy to her.

>> No.3243954

Doesn't apply to demon foxes, see Seimei's mother.

>> No.3243961

>>3243947
not canon ;_;

>> No.3243972
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3243972

Despite her appearance, Ran was in fact once a simple single tailed fox, and is only becoming more human by the moment. One day she will have neither fox ears nor fox tails. How does this make you feel?

>> No.3243975

Ransmirk.png

>> No.3243976

>>3243972

Get out of here with your Lamarckian nonsense, Anon.

>> No.3243980

Chen will die before Ran.

>> No.3243981
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>>3243975
I don't have the PNG one.

>> No.3243983

>>3243976
All I want to know is if she didn't have ears and tails would you still love her?

>> No.3243989

>>3243983
long as she wore the silly hat
no hat is death

>> No.3244004

>>3243972
Ran can most likely hide ears and tail at will and shows them as a sign of pride. Ran is also still a fox no matter what she looks like, and as the legend goes she should appear as a fox on mirrors or other reflective surfaces.

>> No.3244172

Ran is about the only tall/older/mature touhou I don't like. Don't know why. Probably the ears/tail.

>> No.3244190

>>3243949
Adoptions don't count as family now? Bonds that bind them are deeper than blood, etc.

>> No.3244195

>>3244172
But you'd still Keine's horns and tail, right?

>> No.3244218

>>3244190
That's why mafia connections are some of the strongest bonds you'll ever have.

>> No.3244241
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>>3243947
>>Chen is still fertile, right?

>> No.3244269
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>>3243936
Saves me the trouble of getting a vasectomy.

>>3243972
I gotta admit, I think an odd part of her charm would be missing.

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3244345

>>3244269

>> No.3244348

>>3244195
Eh... I try not to think of what happens to my beautiful Keine under a full moon ;_;

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3244364

>>3244348

>> No.3244375
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3244375

>>3244345

>> No.3244367

>>3244348
More like you try not to imagine what happens to Mokou under a full moon were-futakutaku

>> No.3244413

>>3244364
oh god what is this i don't even

>> No.3244420

>>3244413
Hakutaku have 9 eyes total, 6 on back and 3 on the head, because China had a boner for the number 9.

>> No.3244534

>>3244367
>>3244367

I know of quite a few Keine fans on /jp/ who would eagerly take over for Mokou during the full moon.
I'm not much for being CAVED, but there it is.

>> No.3244537

>>3244420

>nine

BAKA

>> No.3244547

>>3244534
I would like for Keine to rape me during the full moon.

>> No.3244557
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>>3244547

If I was walking around the forest late at night, and all of a sudden Keine started trying to stick her massive bull-cock up in me while grunting and panting over me like a steer in heat, I'd be dreadfully frightened. In fact, I might be traumatized for a while.

>> No.3244572

>>3244557
Sounds hot.

>> No.3244588

>>3244557
you just ruined my hobby of midnight hiking.

Oh well still plenty of abandoned buildings to explore.

>> No.3244590

>>3244557
I fell down the stairs last night.

>> No.3244601
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3244601

>>3244588

Watch out for spiders.

They love dark, quiet places like those.

>> No.3244615

>>3244590

Okay, so let me get this straight.

You fell down the stairs.

Somehow, while falling, you managed to get a quart of bovine sperm in your lower rectum, as well as permanent stretching in that area.

Those must have been SOME stairs, bro. I would not want to fall down them, ever.

>> No.3244625

>>3244615
Eirin, Eirin, help me Eirin~?

>> No.3244631
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3244631

Why does it matter if a lesbian can't have children?

>> No.3244649

>>3244615
spiral staircases bro.

not even once.

>> No.3244670

>>3244601
nothing venomous round here sept maybe the brown recluse and those are easy to spot. Not worried.

>> No.3244800

Where did the whole "Keine grows a penis during the full moon" thing start anyways?

>> No.3244805

>>3244800

Hey guys! This NEWFAG doesn't know about CAVED!!!

Let's all point and laugh at how new he is!

>> No.3245013

>>3243936

That's good news, because I'd rather not have children. It would get in the way of us fucking.

>> No.3245025

>>3243976
Its shinto/buddhist fusion nonsense.
Everything is changing. Even Pigsy is changing.

>> No.3245034

>>3243980
>>>/rs/Our_Chen_is_not_the_first.Chen

>> No.3245046

>>3244805
Those are brave words for someone who never touched any Touhou game.

>> No.3245058

>>3245046

I get to play Touhou in public at a game shop, how cool is that?

BROTIP: It's not cool.

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