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3233787 No.3233787 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is this stupid frog doing in my fightan game?
She can't even walk straight

>> No.3233788

Shut up and HNNNNNG

>> No.3233794

>BAWWWWWWWW I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE SUWAKO

>> No.3233798

She isn't walking
She's hopping

>> No.3233809

She's better than Sanae though

>> No.3233830

Shitty character in a shitty game, Sounds perfectly fine.

Go play IaMP.

>> No.3233835
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ribbit ribbit

>> No.3233860

She's not a virgin you know

>> No.3233866
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3233866

i'd kill you while you sleep

>> No.3233890

>>3233866
Suwako would at least have the courtesy to wake you up first.

>> No.3233905
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3233905

Two bows, two claps and one bow

>> No.3233920

>>3233905
That's spells "GAME OVER!"

>> No.3233925

>>3233920
Funny how it's a glitched trivial card anyone can handle without a sweat.

>> No.3236263

Give praise

>> No.3236331
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3236331

>She can't even walk straight
Must have been to big for her.

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3236346

>>3236331

>> No.3236355

>>3236331
longcat is funny too

>> No.3236359

>>3233830
>Melee is better than Brawl

Fixe- oh wait this is /jp/

>> No.3236389

>>3233787
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FROG

>> No.3238150

She can take any cock you want to dish out. Gods are like that.

>> No.3240436
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3240436

>>3233787
At least Tenshi gave her what she deserved.

>> No.3240454

>>3240436
Panties?

>> No.3240469

>>3238150
Or give birth without any, as gods often do. As Suwako or one of her relatives did.

>> No.3240505

>>3240469

We already discussed this in depth a few days ago. She was fucked senseless by a faceless male and got pregnant like the slut she is. Only it was a replicate of her since gods can apparently replicate as much as they want. So she's a slut and yet she's not a slut.

>> No.3240515

Here we go again.

>> No.3240521

>>3240505
I was about to reply angrily to this then I realized I'm okay with that.

>> No.3240523

>>3240521

Don't worry. At least one Suwako is pure and innocent.. whether it's the one you know and love though is a different matter.

>> No.3240524
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3240524

What a slut, she's practically begging me to fuck her.

>> No.3240530

Suwako is a pure virgin goddess.

>> No.3240532

>>3240505
>We've discussed this in depth. She was fucked senseless
That doesn't sound like 'depth' to me.

>> No.3240536
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>>3240505
Stop having shameful thoughts about pure Suwako. You are such a slut, Anonymous.

>> No.3240537

>>3240523
There is no innocent Suwako. Only a stupid fairy could live that long and still be innocent.

>> No.3240538

BAAAW she had sex once in 1000 years BAAAW

>> No.3240541
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>>3240536
Suwako is a delicious adult babe.

>> No.3240542

>>3240537
Suwako has no need for a lowly human such as yourself.

>> No.3240543
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3240543

>>3240505
How do you know it was a replicate?

http://www.mediafire.com/?zxyeznxdztr

>> No.3240548

>>3240536
It's okay, Anon. Suwako accepts your lust for her; you don't have to hide it.

>> No.3240554

>>3240532

After seeing so many faceless men fucking random women you don't really need to discuss it any further.

>>3240524

Damn, look at those used goods.

>>3240536

I'm a virgin slut? Awesome.

>>3240537

Or a God who has no need for such trivial matters.

>> No.3240561

>>3240543

I don't. Hence why should could and could not be a slut.

>> No.3240565

>>3240541
Boner destroyed.

>> No.3240569

>>3240554
Sex isn't trivial at all; it makes people very happy.

>> No.3240572

>>3240569
But Suwako is a god and does not need to have sex.

>> No.3240574
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3240574

Who`s gonna pay for this?

>> No.3240583

>>3240569

Just because mere humans gain pleasure from it doesn't mean that a God has any interest in such a thing.

>> No.3240584
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3240584

Slut thread?

>> No.3240587

>>3240574
The one without a hat is the runt of the litter.

>> No.3240595
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3240595

I'm rather surprised at the mental gymnastics people go to to try and justify the only confirmed non-virgin touhou being pure.

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3240593

unfunny newfag repostings forced memes thread?

>> No.3240598
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3240598

Puny horny human. Have sex with my maid if you want.

>> No.3240601

>>3240583
Are you kidding. Most religions with anthropomorphic gods have them wanting to have sex. Look at Zeus for example.

>> No.3240603
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3240603

this is pretty much fucked up now

>> No.3240605

>>3240595
I don't, because even if she isn't a virgin I'll just pretend she is.

>> No.3240608

Oh, another Suwako thread by people who didn't know she existed prior to 12.3.

>> No.3240609
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3240609

>>3240583
Why not?
You want them to sit in their shrine and pray all the time?

>> No.3240611

>>3240601
But Zeus was a slut.

>> No.3240617

>>3240583
Suwako and Kanako go to great lengths to improve Gensokyo's quality of life. Being sluts is a far simpler way to achieve the same goal.

>> No.3240618

>>3240608
Oh, another shitty tripfag nobody cares about.

>> No.3240620
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3240620

And why do people say she was raped? Maybe she enjoyed sex and wanted to get laid.

>> No.3240622
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>> No.3240629

>>3240620
Are you going to use these bad theories on her now too? Please leave them for Rika.

>> No.3240631

>>3240620
No.

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>>3240620
They saw it in a doujin.

>> No.3240636

>>3240601

Just because one God decided to indulge himself doesn't mean that they all do.

>>3240609

Why would gods pray? I'm sure they'd be going about whatever it is they're gods of. So in this case Suwako would go about her business of looking after the earth.

>> No.3240639

Immaculate conception, you brainless degenerates.

>> No.3240641

>>3240639
Jones is awake, now I have something to look forward to this morning <3

>> No.3240644

>>3240620

I never said she was raped. I said she was fucked senseless by a faceless male.

>> No.3240649

She's not a human, she's a god, you don't know if she was fucked. She could have reproduced in many other ways. If she were human it would be undeniable though.

>> No.3240651

How come the talk derailed from suwako fighting style into suwako sex style?

>> No.3240654

>>3240629
Wut? Did ZUN ever say she was raped? If not then there's no reason to think it wasn't consensual.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/196997

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3240656

>>3240644
faceless anon in this pic.

>> No.3240658

You know, a lot of frogs can go through stages of hermaphroditism so maybe Suwako just self-impregnated, which actually isn't unheard of in some animals.

>> No.3240663
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3240663

Frogslut taking it from behind.

>> No.3240664

>>3240654
Stop trying to taint Suwako with your dirty thoughts.

>> No.3240666

Since she's a frog, I suppose she could have had offspring with no penetration.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/333757

>> No.3240676

>>3240658
Can you provide any evidence of frogs impregnating themselves? I've never heard of that before.

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3240678

I think this slut meme is the worst.
Not even I`d her horns comes close.

>> No.3240680

>>3240641
Jones is going to class in five minutes, sorry to disappoint. See you ~4:30 CST!

>> No.3240681

Fuck off, every Touhou is a pure virgin and you should all burn in hell for thinking otherwise.

>> No.3240682

>>3240663
>Frogslut

I suppose this could work as a nickname for Suwako. The apple never falls far from the tree after all.

>> No.3240683

>>3240678
Sorry that you can't accept that the entire Moriya shrine is sluts.

>> No.3240685

>fucked senseless by a faceless male
>faceless male

see >>3236331

>> No.3240686

>>3240683
There are much bigger sluts in gensokyo.

>> No.3240687

>>3240683
Kanako and Suwako aren't like Sanae, bro.

>> No.3240695

>>3240680
;_;

>> No.3240706

>>3240686
A bigger slut than Sanae? Impossible.

>> No.3240708

>>3240664
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/189451
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/189994

>> No.3240709

>>3240687
>>3240706
Faggots, Sanae is pure and you should drop that stupid meme.

>> No.3240711

I unlocked both chars in the same run in hard mode,. The frogslut is a joke of a character.

Frogslut < Flandre Scarlet

>> No.3240712

>>3240706
Aya
Reimu would fuck a dog for 10yen.
Marisa would suck your dick for a book.

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3240714

>>3240683
>Sorry that you can't accept that the entire Moriya shrine is sluts.
>Kanako

>> No.3240728

>>3240711
But Flandre is also shit.

>> No.3240730
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3240730

>>3240728
Good shit.

>> No.3240734

>>3240666

>http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/333757

>Tags
>egg laying 77

Fap fap fap.

>> No.3240735

>>3240712
Aya and Reimu, sure.

But Marisa is one of the few pure and innocent touhou characters.

>> No.3240739

>But Marisa is one of the few pure and innocent touhou characters
LOL

>> No.3240741

I wonder why she has tears. She obviously likes showing them off.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/509835

>> No.3240742

>>3240711
>>3240728
I like them both.

>> No.3240746

What's the matter, jealous of Rinnosuke fucking Marisa senseless every day?

>> No.3240747
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3240747

Bite marks aside she is pure.

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3240748

>>3240739
Don't you dare try to taint Marisa with your perverted fantasies.

>> No.3240751

>>3240748
Marisa is a bitch and a slut.
Worst combo ever.

>> No.3240753

>>3240747
>Bite marks aside she is pure.
>Impurity aside she is pure

Wait, what?

>> No.3240755

>>3240751
>Marisa is a bitch and a slut.
She's a female after all.

>> No.3240763

>>3240753
Remilia does not make one impure. She is sterile.

>> No.3240766

>>3240748
Looking pretty tsundere there Marisa.

>> No.3240767

>>3240748
That's not Marisa.
That girl has green eyes.

>> No.3240769
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3240769

>>3240748
Marisa got canonically raped so yeah.

>> No.3240771

>>3240769
>Marisa got canonically raped so yeah.

what?

>> No.3240775

/jp/ the place were virgins are so bitter that any woman who has sex is automatically a slut. What is wrong with you people. Sex is needed to ensure the survival of the species. Well, I guess evolution is working. A lot of Japan has a similar attitude, and surprise their population is collapsing.

>> No.3240779

>>3240771
SSiB.
Sorry you can`t call this a fight anymore.

>> No.3240783

>>3240775
Gods don't need to have sex.

Therefore.

Any god that has sex is a slut.

>> No.3240785

>>3240775
Its just 2-3 fags reposting shit ever since Kannagi aired.

>> No.3240786

>>3240775
Go back to /r9k/ if you like sluts so much. We like them pure in /jp/.

>> No.3240792

>>3240783
Then why can they reproduce.

>> No.3240797

>>3240786
>pure

Uh-huh.

So tell me, say by some miracle, you get a girlfriend. And by some double miracle you manage to convince a virgin to have her first time with YOU of all people.

So tell me, what do you do once she isn't a virign.

>> No.3240799

>>3240792
To produce descendents who can create miracles and thus lessen the burden on the god to provide for its worshippers.

>> No.3240800

>>3240783
Anonss don't need to post.

Therefore.

Any Anon that has posted is a troll.

>> No.3240801

>>3240775
Girls are slut, that is a proven fact. Men who have sex with many women are real men, women who have sex with many men are sluts and whores.
Hundred years of history proved this.

>> No.3240802

ITT we are scared of experienced womans.

>> No.3240811

>>3240802
>ITT we are disgusted of experienced sluts.

>> No.3240812

>>3240666
>>3240708
I wish reverse noise would draw a proper Suwako doujin. That would be the best thing.

>> No.3240815

>>3240797
I wouldn't have sex with her in the first place.

>> No.3240822

>>3240683
Replace "faith" with "magical energy" and the truth becomes quite apparent.

>> No.3240825

>>3240822
Normal humans don't have any magical energy though.

It's got to be faith.

>> No.3240832

>>3240775
This.

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>> No.3240839

Oh shit she had sax before. She will realize how much I fail.
better call her a slut and run away!

>> No.3240843

>>3240825
Servants drain magical energy from humans. Look at Caster for example.

>> No.3240844
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>> No.3240846

>>3240839
U MAD

>> No.3240849

>>3240835
Why can't Kanako free herself sexually like Sanae and Suwako? I wish to help her.

>> No.3240865
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>> No.3240873

>>3240849
Suwako is more than happy to have sex with her. She's has quite a high libido after all.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mm3iriwtnjj

>> No.3240933

>>3240844
hahahaha

>> No.3241087

>>3240873

Do keep going on..

>> No.3241362

>>3240844
Sanae is a really hard worker. I hope she's paid well. Though I suppose she finds her job to be its own reward.

>> No.3241367

>>3241362

The pleasure of being cummed inside is reward enough.

>> No.3241377

>>3241362
She can do more miracles?

>> No.3241674

>>3240825
You mean human males don't produce 10ccs of magical energy at least?

>> No.3242270

>>3241674
Normal people don't pump out anything worthwhile. Insane, genius people or psykers do the real work of society. Which is why the Imperium of Man is at a standstill- geniuses are fed to the Emperor.

>> No.3242400

>>3240532
>fucked senseless
>depth
>depth of the cock in her
Get it? Damn, way to ruin a joke.

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3244093

I give praise unto her
The mountains
The lake.

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