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Anonymous Wed Aug 26 11:58:46 2009 No.3233357 [Reply] [Original]

How would you handle this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 11:59:46 2009 No.3233367 Make a fucking delicious omelet.

>>	littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ Wed Aug 26 11:59:46 2009 No.3233365 [x]Help her out, inquiry as to her current condition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:00:46 2009 No.3233370 [x] Close the refrigerator door.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:01:46 2009 No.3233376 ask her where the hell is all my food

>>	Workfag !!r6vbiSePEQ4 Wed Aug 26 12:01:46 2009 No.3233378 Ask her where she put all my food to fit in there, that's the reason I went to the fridge in the first place.

>>	Infinite Rape Engineer !RAPEkHZuYQ Wed Aug 26 12:05:46 2009 No.3233402 [x]GENUFLECT

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:09:46 2009 No.3233420 I had a dozen fucking eggs in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:12:46 2009 No.3233430 Take that blue stone away and test it for magical properties

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:13:46 2009 No.3233440 I would ask for a source.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:14:46 2009 No.3233441 [x] Eat her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:19:46 2009 No.3233465 Check if she has stolen something. if she did she will pay with her body.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:20:46 2009 No.3233472 Have her make me breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:21:46 2009 No.3233477 Consult /co/ This sort of thing happens to them all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:22:46 2009 No.3233483 File: 290 KB, 800x600, 1159694221046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:23:46 2009 No.3233491 >>3233483 It's a fucking infestation!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:27:46 2009 No.3233510 >>3233483 Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:33:46 2009 No.3233535 >>3233510 iqdb says 'angel breath'

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:36:46 2009 No.3233550 Call the Ghostbusters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:38:46 2009 No.3233561 >>3233357 Close Open Look better Close again Seal with tape Call the police

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:40:46 2009 No.3233576 File: 17 KB, 474x301, 6457843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how would you handle this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:42:46 2009 No.3233586 File: 53 KB, 800x600, l_evyu01gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you handle this situation? You are guy number 47 so it will take some time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:43:46 2009 No.3233588 >>3233576 Sweet Chin Music to the face and watch her drop 2 stories!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:44:46 2009 No.3233605 >>3233357 Pass the milk, please? Oh, and if you're gonna stay, you better chip in for the electric bill.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:45:46 2009 No.3233612 File: 175 KB, 800x707, ev_li03b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you handle this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:46:46 2009 No.3233616 >>3233612 "What a fucking Rozan Maiden rip-off."

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:46:53 2009 No.3233617 >>3233357 Dress her properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:48:46 2009 No.3233624 File: 933 KB, 804x604, haru423435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3233357 Dress her properly. >>3233616 Does not look like much like Suigintou.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:48:46 2009 No.3233625 >>3233612 .....ummm... tell her she's pretty? That usually works for stressed out women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:49:46 2009 No.3233628 >>3233625 Now she thinks you are just another rapist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:51:46 2009 No.3233642 >>3233612 Kiss her feet. Works every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:51:46 2009 No.3233637 >>3233625 How dare you lust for my body ?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:51:46 2009 No.3233636 >>3233624 Fridge. Penguin. I see what you think here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:52:46 2009 No.3233646 >>3233628 She's about to Genki Dama the entire city. Obviously, I'd go into detail about the "depth of her beauty" to stall for time.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:53:46 2009 No.3233648
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>>3233612
Give her a big hug and tell her it's okay.

Your best friend has just told you that he loves you, while in the body of a cute girl. How would you handle this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:54:46 2009 No.3233657 File: 368 KB, 900x900, 1251206596368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you handle this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:57:46 2009 No.3233670 >>3233648 I'd ask you if it's related to the pic and request souce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:58:46 2009 No.3233676 >>3233535 iqdb is still alive? Why can't I access their site?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:59:46 2009 No.3233681 File: 150 KB, 800x707, ev_li03c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3233648 >>3233646 >>3233642

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 12:59:46 2009 No.3233682 >>3233676 dunno, http://iqdb.hanyuu.net/ works fine for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:00:46 2009 No.3233687 >>3233657 I would probably mash my head in the desk a couple of times to see if it's actually real or just another of my delusions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:01:46 2009 No.3233695 >>3233682 My fault then, I was using iqdb.yi.org and iqdb.org - both of which aren't loading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:02:46 2009 No.3233698 I'd grab the milk and close the door, 2D pig disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:03:46 2009 No.3233704 >>3233698 Anon says "2D pig disgusting." How would you handle this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:04:46 2009 No.3233712 File: 122 KB, 800x600, 11eyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3233612 Rapetrain her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:05:46 2009 No.3233715 >>3233704 I'd agree, how dare someone remove the contents of my fridge and replace it with a 2D, just grab what you can and close the door before the bitch eats it all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:06:46 2009 No.3233721 >>3233681 GOMEN NASAI!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:06:46 2009 No.3233723 >>3233715 You should be careful, Anon. Afterall 2D beings are the greatest cutting edge known.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:07:46 2009 No.3233728 >>3233698 But it's also 2D milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:07:46 2009 No.3233730 File: 238 KB, 800x600, kohaku-rapecensored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you handle this situation? No you can`t rely on Shiki.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:08:46 2009 No.3233735

>>3233723

If the near-impossible chance that one would appear in my fridge has occoured, it's not absurd to think that closing it would make her dissapear, afterall i paid for that food, how dare she take it all out and replace it with her sharp. paper-cutting self, someone so selfish doesn't deserve any other response.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:10:46 2009 No.3233741 >>3233735 Then what if she was willing to pay you back ? If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:12:46 2009 No.3233745 File: 61 KB, 381x600, kohaku1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3233730 Wait until the tentacle monster is done > give her a hug.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:12:46 2009 No.3233746
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>>3233670
Kaiware by Flying Shine. The game is sort of eh, not great but not terrible or anything. Funny thing is, for a game entirely about body-swapping there's only one actual body-swapped sex scene it's the best friend

The story is sometimes decent really, it's about a group of friends who end up discovering a way to swap bodies with each other. The thing is, they all kind of hate their own lives, so they end up becoming addicted to being someone else and don't want to stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:13:46 2009 No.3233752 >>3233730 Cry and rage. I really did! Fucking censor Sacchins ;_;

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:17:46 2009 No.3233763

>>3233741

i think i know what you mean, assuming she's not from this dimension i dont think her 2d currency would be considered legal tender here, there really isn't any way she could pay me back, its better to just close the door and hope she goes back from where she came.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:17:46 2009 No.3233769 >>3233763 'sup, Shirou.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:19:46 2009 No.3233777 >>3233769 I've never posted on this board before, i have no idea whether thats a character or a trip you are refering to, either way i'm offended, shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:23:46 2009 No.3233808 >>3233730 I will ask for source. Tsukihime porn I'm not aware of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:24:46 2009 No.3233815 >>3233357 Eat her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 13:51:46 2009 No.3233951 File: 30 KB, 250x400, saya24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are not Saya ;_;

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