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millennia old cake?!
>>32275956>cake?!That cake is probably stone by now.
>>32276682Dessicated and fossilised cake, even in its prime it was stale
I want to impregnate the hag!
>>32297873I hope you enjoy retarded children.
>>32284681Crying gap hag is best gap hag
>>32298104Making retarded children with the hag! Ahh~~
>>32298293Found your child
>>32298444i am not french
yukari has droopy tits!
>>32275956Imagine having to settle with little boys because no self-respecting adult man would ever touch your vagina.
>>32298902they all do that.unless you mean they do more than usual in which case I hate you for putting that image into mind.
>>32275956it's addressed to her pet calculatoryukari thought she was actually going to lose her virg for a secondLOL!
>>32312200saggy Yukarin~ saggers!
>>32313280Yukarin can't even compete with her personal computers, or *her* personal computer, is there any hope for a 40,000 year old virgin?
>>32313588Wow. At least there are people still willing to marry her, even though shes a thousand years over the marriage age.
>>32313588Fucking Yukari once out of pity!Making her feel like a woman for one night only!
why is Yukari's computer sexier than her?
If you're gonna go old, go oldest.
>>32275956Yukari is immortalher eggs are perfectly pristine and can be fertilized without any issues
>>32335768millions year old hag
>>32358415I really, really want Yukari like my mother-wife
>>32284681At this point, I've heard enough bad singing to whereby I wouldn't listen to her even if she were the best singer on the planet.
>>32340441>without any issues
>>32373653yesYukari can give birth to super healthy children forever
>>32377917Pregnant Yukari is very cute
>>32275956I wonder if that kid is still alive.
>>32393905He's a very happy father now
>>32401602That's nice. Who did he marry?
>>32420479CHENHow did he manage Chen? The letter was for Ran!
>>32438468He needed permission from chen's two moms!
old hags are gross
I 100% agree, but don't forget they were once like you
>>32461435not all of them
hags you say?
>>32483841Butcher hag worst hag.
>>32487462hey I love Yukarin and all, but it's not right to call mountain hag the worst she's very cute
Yukari-tan is so beautiful!
>>32487657True, but that knife doesn't make her anymore friendlier than Yukari "Skewers you and feeds you to her cat" Yakumo.
>>32487462she has big boobies though
Yuuka is for turning into more Yuukas
>>32498041Boobs don't suddenly make her better!
Hags are okay, but only the non human hags in Gensokyo.
>>32517027Big boobies make hag touhous better
i want an old hag to molest me
>>32517027Yes they do!
>>32298115I disagree! A crying gap hag means mischief is on the horizon!
Who says old has to be a hag?
>>32298115Gappy is not for sad
>>32544157Drinking with the gap youkai is a gamble on whether or not you'll ever wake up
>>32554385the gap hag has the best liquor, why wouldn't you drink with her?
>>32558865she might get hungry when drunk
Yukari-chan is not a hag!
>>32560594Then get her some snacks, so you don't become the snack
>>32560725Yeah she is! She's a thousand years old!
>>32461435Are you saying I'm going to become a hag some day?
>>32568170No, just old.
>>32588748I love mommies in sailor uniforms. Dumb slutty hags! You're too old for that! Act your age! I'm gonna rape you!
>>32603091kill yourself 3D pedo
the pedophile that irreversibly ruined the ran threads is now trying to spread and infest other threads nowfucking super
>>32604060No sleep for you child fucker ;D
Who is bigger, Ran or Yukari?
>>32529108I want to smooch her belly
>>32605608Ran. There's no competition.
i hate that guy
>>32622595Remember to take it easy.
Fisting with Ran-sama!
>>32603091>>32603428>>32603565>>32609941>>32623221MMDpedo is now shitting in every thread
There’s only one Millennium Maiden for me
>>32650669Still more pure than Suwako.
i hate him so much
The best hag in the series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6usYL4RA2s
Do you guys know about that rpg maker game where you’re on a week vacation with pregnant yukari
>>32650669Is this just OK boomer?
I love old ladies
>>32701142They're so old though, with saggers
Hags are indistinguishable from one another.
>>32710167They really are!
Ran is amazing
This is the Yukari thread you samefagging octuple niggergo back to the ran thread
Eirin Hijack LOL
A millennia.I wonder if her eyes are still good.
I want to make babies with Yukari!
No matter where you run or hideYukari will always be with you
>>32761634Why would you ever run from gappyIts perfectly safe to let her wrap her arms around you
>>32767449Running from her is the only logical thing to do
>>32767449I'd really like to be hugged by her. She seems like one of the most huggable 2hus.
A lot of love for Yukari lately
She is Rans master so...
She deserves some respect as well!
>>32723032This might be the horniest picture I've ever seen, and that's saying a lot.
>>32777609She is scary but she has never hurt anyone so there is no need to run.
>>32782929gap hag is very soft, has beautiful hair, very nice clothing and long arms with spindly fingers.And I'm sure she smells nice.
>>32767449I feel like she's the type of person to confuse hunger and lust.
>>32393905No.But at least Yukari was nice enough to fuck his brains out before eating him.
>>32806903Yukari understands the distinction perfectly well.She just doesn't care. Playing around with your food a bit is perfectly okay in her book.
>>32723032Having sex with the horny rabbit while my wife Eirin is pregnant!And then having sex with Eirin too!
>>32807701If you make it really good, she may abstain from snacking
>>32829567Only while it´s still fun. Once she gets bored of you... well, at least she´ll make it quick
>>32830151You gotta catch her interest another wayJust keep her attention and you might eventually win her affections
>>32830151>at least she´ll make it quick>quickThat depends on what she does.
>>32745582That's a daunting task you're seeking to undertake.
Does Yukari even have a shred of compassion
>>32870395Yes, toward Ran, Chen and Yuyukofor mortals? its a tossup
>>32870395she likes Yuyuko, that's about it though, doesn't give much of a fuck about anyone else
>>32870395She makes sure Reimu doesn't starve, so there might be some compassion there or it may just be convenience. She may be at least be fond of her, for everyone else it's likely not - she doesn't seem to care much for her fellow youkai let alone regular humans.
>>32872737>She makes sure Reimu doesn't starveThat's like making sure your car has gas
>>32872737and if you're a crackhead, something something maribel and renko something something reimu and yukari.
>>32872737To manitain the barrier you need a non-starving Reimu.
why does ran have the yakumo name?would you name your computer?
>>32883161If you made a sapient waifu bot, would you name her?
Ran is eternal.
>gets banned>resets his router>is right back at it the next day
hags are overrated
>>32893038She's not a hag, she's a mom. Get it right!
i want to get molested
Do you think Yukari has veiny tits?
stop putting disturbing images into my mind.that doesn't mean what you think it does
>>32900121Purple eye gappy is the best gappy
Yukari! don't die my love!
space between nothing
Yukari is a very pretty lady
>>32893816Getting hush money from the Yakumo household!
>>32915282very much so.
>>32916230Yukari is an asshole.
>>32921911She's a cool young lady!
>>32923107Yukari has a cute belly that I want my kids to grow inside
>>32928710sorry anon but shes too old and infertile.
>>32923107she's a cool young mommy!
>>32934194She is youkaiShe will be young, healthy, and fertile forever
If you literally have Chen and Ran in the same room, why would you go after Yukari unless you wanted her power over Ran and Chen?
>>32942872Because I'm not a furry.
>>32950350Those are still hags. Hags with loli bodies.
Yukari is attractive when she's scary, mysterious and intimidating.
>>32870395No, she's pretty much a textbook sociopath.>>32870625I really doubt that considering she canonically views Ran as a computer.
>>32844518I really doubt you could keep the interest of somebody that has been around the block for so long.
YUKARI COME QUICK! RAN HAS BEEN CAPTURED! WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME!https://litter.catbox.moe/7w4h0x.mp4
>>32957105Ran is HER computer though, of course she'd love her property
Alot of old pics of Yukari here. She had a mastectomy you know... Still upbeat.
>>32950108>furry Yes that is nice anon, but what does it have to do with the Yakumo Klan?
>>32960567that's scary anon