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3220696 No.3220696 [Reply] [Original]

All of your dreams can come true.

All you need to do is have sex with Sakura.

>> No.3220705

However, you will die in two hours because of the thousand STDs you'll get.

>> No.3220706

But my dream isn't to have sex with a slut and then be eaten.

That's not my dream at all!

>> No.3220709

>>3220696
Am I supposed to not want to do that or something?

>> No.3220710

Been there, done that.

>> No.3220713

Having sex with Sakura is my dream.

>> No.3220719

I would have sex with Sakura either way

>> No.3220744

>>3220705
I think that's worth the risk.

>> No.3220754

You guys are all sluts.

Terrible.

>> No.3220755

>>3220709
Yes, and you're a bad person if you do.

>> No.3220769

>>3220713
Then why haven't you done it yet?

>> No.3220788

>>3220755
I'd rather be a bad person than have shit taste, brah.

>> No.3220808
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3220808

My dream is for me and Sakura to remain virgins until death.

What now, magical wish-fulfilment?

>> No.3220821

>>3220808
Oh shit--I take that back. I just realized how that wish could be interpreted.

>> No.3220842

>>3220788
You can be both.

>> No.3220852

>>3220808
Enjoy your zombie sex, bro.

>> No.3220908

>>3220754
People will go to great lengths to get what they desire.

I wouldn't touch her, though.

>> No.3220942

You can't escape the black hole. Even if you try, you will eventually be sucked in, just like everyone else.

>> No.3220962

My dream is kill Sakura horribly by slowly putting her through and industrial strength wood chipper while slowly driving nails through her body. While she's screaming in pain, I take her tears and force her drink it. After she's halfway through, I take the remaining part of her out and skin her alive. After that I dip her in a pot of boiling oil. Of course I'd do some fancy impossible thing to keep her from eating me first.

This is my dream, if it means I can fulfill it, I would gladly get raped by Sakura and catch wormaids and die an hour later.

>> No.3220978

Maybe Sakura wouldn't be such a slut if people weren't so mean to her.

>> No.3220992

>>3220978
Maybe people wouldn't be so mean to her if she wasn't a slut.

>> No.3221014

>>3220992
Maybe if she wasn't a slut people wouldn't be so mean to her.

>> No.3221046

>>3220962
I think you'd change your mind about that after you felt how good the wormhole is.

It'll make you vomit, man.

>> No.3221057

>>3221014
You'd be the same in her position, slut

>> No.3221075

>>3221057
No, I wouldn't be a slut.

You slut.

>> No.3221081

>>3221057
At least we'd be having sex.

>> No.3221097

Well, alright, but if I see that fucking dragon one more time...

>> No.3221118

>>3221097
You won't see a dragon, just a woman's back.

>> No.3221141

>>3221075
You already are a slut, you slut.

>> No.3221161
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>>3221141
I am not a slut, slut.

>> No.3221174

>>3221161

But White Ren is a slut. It's part of her character.

That makes you a slut.

>> No.3221185

>>3221174
>But White Ren is a slut. It's part of her character.
lol no

>> No.3221190

>>3221174
Having one consensual, monogamous master does not make one a slut!

>> No.3221192

If she didn't get traded away to the Matou would she still end up a slut?

>> No.3221200

>>3221192
No. Because then Rin would be traded away and Rin would be the slut.

>> No.3221206

>>3221192
With Tokiomi still around, yeah probably.

>> No.3221234

>>3221206
Are you suggesting he would fuck his own daughter, when he's got such a hot and submissive wife?

>> No.3221247

>>3221234

Threesome. Why settle?

>> No.3221248

>>3221190

One master doesn't equal one sexual partner.

>> No.3221267

>>3221248
Yes it does, when it's about this!

>> No.3221273

I'd join her unity, if you catch my drift.

>> No.3221287

>>3221247
How about a foursome?

A family that fucks together, or whatever.

>> No.3221302

>>3221248
Could equal zero.

>> No.3221321
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OOOOHH YEA

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3221346

>>3221321

>> No.3221347

>>3221321
That sounds good to me.

>> No.3221348

>>3221302
It's the best method for transferring Mana.

>> No.3221385

You guys can say what you want about Sakura, but at least she knows how to please a man.

Though Saber knows how to use her mouth, so that must count for something.

Rin is terrible, though. At least she's got a tight pussy.

>> No.3221398

>>3221348
But not the only one.

>> No.3221424

Sakura is a good maid

>> No.3221426

why not, i bet sakura is great in bed. as long as i dont have to spend any time with her afterwards

>> No.3221427

>>3221385
A tight pussy is what makes her better than Sakura. Sticking into Sakura is like sticking it into a lump of ground meat in the shape of a vagina.

>> No.3221432

>>3221427
Pot of meat, actually.

>> No.3221435

>>3221427
Like a rotten meat tube full of worms.
But she can work it like an experienced prostitute, so it's okay?

>> No.3221447

>>3221427
But she's got so much skill, you won't even need to do any work!

>> No.3221449

>>3221435
No matter how experienced it is, I just can get over the fact that I'm sticking my dick into pure, concentrated slut.

>> No.3221455

>>3221449
Just close your eyes and pretend it's an experienced Rin.

>> No.3221464

>>3221455
That would be pretty bad too, bro.

>> No.3221471

>>3221455
But it isn't tight.

>> No.3221481

>>3221471
True. Rin is so tight, you might get stuck.

>> No.3221483

I wish Sakura would turn me into a fish and eat me.

>> No.3221485

If I got a wish right now I'd wish for my life to stay the same as it is now, I'm incredibly happy with my current life and friends.

A new car would be nice but no need to be greedy while my Jeep's still a running.

>> No.3221491

So if I wished for a retroactive, worm-proof condom, what would happen?

>> No.3221505

>>3221491
Yes.

And then you can do it with her as many times as you want. Free, safe sex with a skilled woman. What's not to like?

>> No.3221521

No way to escape an erotical black hole. You'll be caught in her gravity well eventually.

In the end, you'll be screaming and crying in your final moments, while I'll be the one saying 'feels good man' as he enters her event horizon for the first and last time.

>> No.3221523

I liked Sakura, but her sex scenes were fuckin terrible, even worse than mollusk sex.

>> No.3221528

>>3221523
I thought her's were pretty good. It's hard to beat Rin-Rape though

>> No.3221541

>>3221505
Doesn't make her any less disgusting, or her hole anymore tighter.

>> No.3221552

>>3221528
A lot of people don't like Rin's scene, but I thought it was fucking awesome. I love seeing strong-willed girls get dominated like that.

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>>3221552
Same here, anon.

>> No.3221596

>>3221574
Only thing that would have made it better is if he came inside her. That would have been the hottest thing ever.

>> No.3221599

>>3220696
I'll never have sex with Sakura, she's too good for me. But I bet she'll making an awesome neighbor.

>> No.3221632

>>3221599
You must be one lowly scumbag if Sakura is too good for you.

>> No.3221636

>>3221599
What are you? Some kind of cheap lesbian whore?

>> No.3221655

>>3221632
>>3221636
Hush now, Sakura is a good and pure girl.

>> No.3221662
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>>3221655

>> No.3221674 [SPOILER] 
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>>3221655
No she's not.

This is her after I was done with her.

We had sex.

>> No.3221678

>>3221655

She is pure alright. Pure slut.

>> No.3221692

>>3221662
>>3221674
>>3221678
If having sex makes you a slut then you concede that your mom, your sister, you daughter, your wife, your aunt, your niece, your female cousin and every female you ever respected is a slut. If they haven't had sex then they're gonna.

>> No.3221700

>>3221692
>wife
>daughter
what

>> No.3221702

>>3221692
Having sex with more than one person makes you a slut.

I know I'm not the only one who's been inside Sakura.

>> No.3221703

>>3221692

>All women are sluts.

This sounds right.

>> No.3221714

AND I QUOTE:
Her juice covers my cock while her butt moves vertically. -! It's lke a simple up and down movement, but it's actually a pot of meat that wriggles around from time to time to stimulate my manhood.

It feels good inside of Sakura.
But it feels like torture as well-

It expands, contracts, wraps itself around me, and squeezes me. The varying movements are like those of an educated prostitute.

I'm like a bug that fell into a pot of aphrodisiac.

Sakura's crotch is covered with something viscid and is reflecting light like something about to emerge from a pupa.

>> No.3221725

>>3221714
What the fuck kind of porn is Nasu into? Jesus christ, that's not even arousing.

>> No.3221735

>>3221725

>What the fuck kind of porn is Nasu into?

Japanese porn.

>> No.3221739

>>3221714
Incest and fish references, real arousing Nasu

>> No.3221742

>>3221739
I meant to write insect. How the hell did I manage to write incest?

>> No.3221743

>>3221702
>>Having sex with more than one person makes you a slut.

All widowers and widows are sluts, all women who have been raped and subsequently gotten married are sluts. 50% of men are sluts.

>>3221703
So you're a whore son.

>> No.3221749

id wish that i didnt have sex with her

>> No.3221753

I'm convinced Nasu has never actually had sex. Which might explain why TM has pretty much dropped porn from their recent works.

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>>3221742

Lets talk.

>> No.3221774

>>3221743
Everybody on /jp/ is a slut, brah.

>> No.3221777

>>3221753

Ero-free Tsukihime remake.

>> No.3221782

>>3221743

>So you're a whore son.
>Implying that anyone on /jp/ is an un-virgin.

>> No.3221793

>>3221743
>50% of men are sluts.

Damn drunken bastards.

>> No.3221794

>>3221777
Unconfirmed, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Maybe Nasu actually had sex recently, which made him realize he's been describing it very wrong in his writing all this time.

>> No.3221896

>>3221743
>All widowers and widows are sluts,
Yes.

>all women who have been raped and subsequently gotten married are sluts.
Minus the marriage, that's exactly why Sakura is a slut.

>50% of men are sluts.
And the other 50% aren't.

>> No.3221925

>>3221714
Oh and how could i forget this gem:

The numerous walls surround me, entangle me, and suck on me. It's moving in a complex manner, but it still only gives me pleasure. It reminds me of a carnivorous plant, slowly digesting its prey.

>> No.3221974

>>3221925
Yeah... I'm not even touching that slut now.

>> No.3222012

>>3221743
>50% of men are sluts.
That number sounds a little low. I could see 10%-20% not being sluts due to moral issues, but what is wrong with the other 30%-40%? There is nothing wrong with a man being a slut.

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3222027

Tasty, Sakura?

>> No.3222041

>>3222012
You think women avoid being sluts just because of the social stigma?

>> No.3222078

all humans are sluts. Evidence: the human race still exists.

>> No.3222086

>>3222041
girls have that pregnancy thing to worry about in addition to the social stigma, that is why they worry about the slut label.

>> No.3222087

>>3222027
That's my semen.

The black hole sucked me in. One minute I'm fully clothed and unaroused, the next I'm cumming on Sakura.

>> No.3222172

>>3222078
Holy shit, mind blown.

>> No.3222201

>>3222078
If all humans are sluts then why aren't any of them mating with me? I just want to spread my genetic material around for the good of humanity.

>> No.3222230

>>3222078
It's quite possible for the human race to continue to exist (and even thrive) while some humans are not sluts. In order to disprove your statement, all it takes is for one non-slutty human to be found.
Plenty of children are stillborn, i.e. die before ever encountering a vagina. Therefore, not all humans are sluts. QED.

>> No.3222253

>>3222201
I do too. But then there's the whole child support thing.

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>>3222201

>> No.3222317

>>3222230
But they were formed with semen.

All humans are inherently sluts.

>> No.3222330
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>>3222230

>Plenty of children are stillborn, i.e. die before ever encountering a vagina. Therefore, not all humans are sluts. QED.

If they children were stillborn, it would mean that they passed through their mother's vagina, which is part of the process of being born. Even if they were delivered by C-section, they would have still been in their mother's womb. IN HER OVARIES. Which is worse than a vagina.

Ergo there are no children who had not experienced a vagina (or something worse), ergo all children are sluts, even dead ones. QED.

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>>3222330
>. IN HER OVARIES. Which is worse than a vagina.
Thats just opinion
You are an awful Phoenix Wright

>> No.3222377

>>3222230
>quite possible for the human race to continue to exist
>Plenty of children are stillborn

I believe I have found a flaw in your arguement.

>> No.3222436

>>3222377
I don't see it. You'll have to be a little more specific.

>> No.3222480

If you want humanity to be pure, all you need to do is sleep with Sakura.

>> No.3222505

>>3222436
Non-sluts don't survive very long, so they're hardly "continuing" the existence of humanity.

>> No.3222519

Well if all babies were stillborn then the human race would die off within 100ish years. Furthermore, it was established earier in this thread that ever having sex makes you a slut. Next, humans that both never have sex and dont desire it, cannot continue the species. Finally, babies are totally asking for it, see child molesters as evidence.

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3222523

>>3222480
Who cares about humanity? I'm fucking Ilya.

>> No.3222525

>>3222505
Doesn't mean they don't exist.

>> No.3222551

>>3222523
ILYA HAS NO GENITALIA

>> No.3222576

>>3222551
That didn't stop nasu from writing an h-scene for her. Too bad we'll never see it.

>> No.3222581

>>3222551
As if that will stop me. I'm sure I can find an orifice on her that will please me.

>> No.3222594

>>3222576
Nasu has H-scenes written for all his girls. Even the unpopular ones.

>> No.3222596

>>3222594
Except Sacchin, who he forgot.

>> No.3222613

>>3222596
No, even Sacchin.

Every single one.

And they're all written as if Nasu himself is the one fucking them.

>> No.3222619

>>3222581
Real pros slide their dicks between her legs from behind.
True Love told me that.

>> No.3222656

>>3222619
Sounds hot.

And to be doing that to Ilya? Twice as hot.

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>>3222613
Well thats a relief, seriously I thought you'd have to make your way through mollusks, stew, carnivorous plants, vomit, prostitutes, larvae, and all manner of other nasty shit just to fuck em.

>> No.3222682

>>3222674
woops, meant to put that pic in another thread.

>> No.3222695

>>3222682
It's fine. Somehow, it feels... right.

>> No.3222759

>>3222674
Nasu is a troll. Naturally he would keep the good scenes to himself.

>> No.3222863

>>3220696
My dream is to make Sakura happy and lover her tenderly.

>> No.3222890

>>3222863
You won't make her happy unless you fuck her like an animal.

>> No.3222907

>>3222890
No problem there. I'll make her happy in any way she desires. Even if it's to give my life. Sakura is my waifu.

>> No.3222920

>>3222907
What if the only way to make her happy was to tenderly love another woman?

>> No.3222933

>>3222920
Like Rider?! Oh God tell me it's Rider!

>> No.3222946

>>3222933
You would do it, wouldn't you? You unfaithful manslut.

>> No.3222960

>>3222946
Don't judge me. Medusa is hot. Only a madman would resist that.

>> No.3222967
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3222967

But I just want to kiss her bare feet.

>> No.3222979

>>3222960
Your waifu hates you now. Go run off with your Greek whore.

>> No.3223047
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>>3222933
First, Rider in the bath.

Then Ilya in the washing machine.

Then Saber right there on the floor.

Finally, a threesome with your waifu and her sister.

If you can survive all that, you will make Sakura very happy. You won't survive

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>>3222967
Superior feet

>> No.3223153

>>3223139
Feet? More like cum targets.

>> No.3223180

>>3223047
Illya is moe~

>> No.3223227

>>3223180
She's such a clean girl

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