/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Oh god this gets me every single time ;_;

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>>321666

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She was so hungry, but she ends up starving because of Cirno ;________;

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Stupid Cirno wasting food

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My lunch... it's RUINED.

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Instant ramen must be pretty hard to find in Gensokyo. It must be a pretty cherished occasion to come across a packet that somehow made it to Kurindou that's still edible.

I feel reimu's pain.

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>>321666
She seemed so happy too, for a moment she actually thought she was going to be able to eat some food, bought with the little money she has ;__;

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THE LUNCH IS NOW COLD

Isn't sad, Reimu?

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>>321711
I was just going to say I wonder how long she had to save up for that.

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Back to giving out the ten thousand yen service for food with you, Raymoo.

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Why do you delete my AG3 screencap, janitorfag? It's perfectly SFW, damnit.

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>>321759
Upload it again.

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>>321666
Isn't it sad, Reimu? ;_;

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>>321771
NO NIPPLES
NO VAGOO
NO PONOS

SFW

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>>321788
Oh ho, why not whore ourselves Reimu?

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It's been a hard winter, harder than most I can remember. The shrine has had few visitors; most people would rather stay inside where it's nominally warmer. As you can imagine, the donations have been even scarcer. The prices for just about everything have been rising steeply. Being a volunteer of sorts is particularly hard without resorting to begging, and I can't afford to lose face like that. I didn't save up nearly enough food in the fall. My arms and legs look so thin...

Lately I've been subsisting on two rice crackers and a cup of water per day. Every other day I make a cup of tea. I use every drop, wringing the leaves with shaking hands to squeeze out as much moisture as I can. I moved the rest of the crackers, clean water, and tea leaves to my room, because there's just no use leaving it. I look out the window at the driving snow. How long this has gone on I can only guess...

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All of my supplies are gone. I drank the last fresh water today. It's not that I've even been very hungry; in fact I've had a fever for about a week now. But today I feel a little better, and I know I need to find something to eat. I have to go outside. I step out onto the porch, where there must be two or three feet of snow. I take up my trusty broom and try to push some off. At some point I trip and land on the broom. I can't believe I even weigh enough any more to break it, but I've managed it. I make my way through the snow with red, throbbing hands until I get to the loose board. With a grunt, I left it enough to comfortably my arm in. There's grass down there, not covered by the snow, I can feel it! With a burst of strength I rip out a chunk of the stiff, frozen stalks. There's no time to look at them as I crawl inside. In my bedroom I spread the grass on the floor to thaw. I breathe on it to speed that up, but the sound of my ragged breath in the silence is enough to spook me. When it's thawed, I bundle the grass up and suck on it to get some water out. Then I begin to chew it, a few stalks at a time. It tastes terrible, but I don't exactly have a choice. After all, it's been a hard winter...

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All of my supplies are gone. I drank the last fresh water today. It's not that I've even been very hungry; in fact I've had a fever for about a week now. But today I feel a little better, and I know I need to find something to eat. I have to go outside. I step out onto the porch, where there must be two or three feet of snow. I take up my trusty broom and try to push some off. At some point I trip and land on the broom. I can't believe I even weigh enough any more to break it, but I've managed it. I make my way through the snow with red, throbbing hands until I get to the loose board. With a grunt, I heft it enough to comfortably get my arm in. There's grass down there, not covered by the snow, I can feel it! With a burst of strength I rip out a chunk of the stiff, frozen stalks. There's no time to look at them as I crawl inside. In my bedroom I spread the grass on the floor to thaw. I breathe on it to speed that up, but the sound of my ragged breath in the silence is enough to spook me. When it's thawed, I bundle the grass up and suck on it to get some water out. Then I begin to chew it, a few stalks at a time. It tastes terrible, but I don't exactly have a choice. After all, it's been a hard winter...

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>>321924
;_;

Reiiimuu! I don't think you're a zombie! I'll work at your shrine and donate money and everything! Please don't starve to death!

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>>321952
Sorry I deleted that, had to fix a typo.

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>>321937
>>321952

Aww, even Reimu pity pasta

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>>321923
>>321937
Her story... it's so... sad.

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>>321937
Oh god...
I'M SO SORRY REIMU I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A ZOMBIE ;___;

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>>321937
Don't worry Reimu! I'll turn myself into the ultimate weeaboo and get out there to give you all the money I have. This way you'll live on and I can perish with at least one good moment in my life!

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>>322194
>>322147
i like where this is, keep going

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>>321923
>>321937
I used my HAX to prolong winter to last a thousand years! Then when the miko dies, I'll rule all of Gensokyo!

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So... all the Reimu hate has been transferred to Tewi now?

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i just wanted to eated it.

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>>322302

Tewi deserves it more

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>>322305
GB2/DEAD/ YOU BITCH

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>>322291
Damn you!

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>>322257
Whoever did that fails at proportions.

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>>321923
>>321937
See, everyone? I told you the long-term financial strain from daily tea parties would eventually lead to Reimu's downfall.

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>>322375
I THINK I JUST HEARD THE SOUND OF A MASSACRE OF CAT GIRLS

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>>322445

[E-mouse !LNaFATMuso No.]

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>>322449

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>>321923
>>321937
;_____;

I'M SHEDDING LITTLE GIRL BITCH TEARS

DONT DIE REIMU ;_;

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>>322512
you should read any fan fics that anon writes, you will get brain cancer.

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>>322609
And then apply for disability and spend all day fapping

THIS PLAN IS FLAWLESS

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I don't know if you fags wanted any more but here it is anyway.
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A few days later I awake to the sound of groaning. I struggle to rub bleary eyes and sit up. After a few moments I realize that the sound I'm hearing isn't the sound of my poor stomach. I look up to see its source, the ceiling. And then I look outside again, at the snow. The snow! I focus my eyes on the ceiling again. It's visibly bulging inward, straining under the immense weight of the snow. I swear, a very unladylike thing to do but given the circumstances I don't care. I scramble to get up and out, my joints screaming in protest. The roof could go at any time. I'm almost past the front threshold when the aching of the wood turns to a wail and the boards give in in a tremendous clamor. I was almost outside. Almost. A heavy beam comes down on my right leg, throwing me to the frigid porch. All of the front of my body hits the wood at once. A few ribs break, a few teeth get dislodged. I lose consciousness immediately.

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When I open my eyes I'm standing on a hard surface in a strange place. It's a warm night. I feel no pain. I look at my arms, legs, I'm alright. A gentle breeze flutters my dress. This feels so real. I look around and gasp. I'm standing on the top of some kind of platform. Around and below me, the tops of massive structures stretch as far as I can see. Their sides glow with tiny scattered rectangles of light. I drop to my knees; what kind of a place is this? There's no mountain in sight, no field, not so much as a single tree. I make my way to the edge of the platform I'm on. I make the mistake of looking down. I scream. The side of the platform seems to stretch below for miles. I must be on top of another one of those structures I saw. A voice just behind my left ear speaks my name. In my shock, I lose my balance and tumble over the edge of the platform. I open my mouth to scream again but the wind rushing past me steals my voice. I hear the voice again, "Reimu... Reimu..."

"Reimu!" I open my eyes. Cold air stings them. I try to say something but my mouth is full of blood and those teeth. I cough, spitting the blood onto the porch of the shrine. I've never been in so much pain. I look at my hand closest to my head. It looks a very unnatural color.

"Reimu!"

I move my head a bit. "Wh...who..." I croak. I can't feel anything in my arms, much less my legs. Somebody lands from the sky at my side. I see a broomstick hit the porch and the occupant running to me. "Ma...Mari...sa..." My eyes tear up as Marisa shoves away the board that crushed my leg. "Marisa..." I say. She picks me up like a doll. I see her face, trying its best to hold back tears, as she takes me back to the broomstick. "I... I love you," I whisper. I hear a level affirmation before I pass out again.

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>>322990
Do go on.

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>>321666
Does Reimu's face in the middle of the bottom row remind anyone else of Yuno Gasai?

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>>323002
Haven't written any more.

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>>323011
Aww, it was just getting faggy too. If I come back tomorrow will there be moar?

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>>323031
Sure, I'm about to get off the computer, but I'm suddenly interested in what was just supposed to be a one-shot (Error: Field too long. LOL).

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>>323042
I shall return tmr then.

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Reimu's dead/dying?

FUCK YES.

JUST AS

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So... About those donations.

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>>323060
I'll donate 100,000 yen to you.

Then, after you're ready for the Hundred-thousand yen treatment, I'll kill you while you're distracted. One quick and instant death for the Miko.

Afterwards, I'll claim my money back.