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Best deflowered touhou or bestest deflowered touhou?

Alternative topic best motherly touhou.

>> No.3215634

Why the mother looks severely younger that her child?

>> No.3215637

Yuka can manipulate flowers; it's not a problem.

>> No.3215637,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why is she so cute?

>> No.3215637,2 [INTERNAL] 

I'm 12 and wh-- mom?!

>> No.3215637,3 [INTERNAL] 

sanae is better

>> No.3215637,4 [INTERNAL] 

By the way, did we get ddos'd again?

>> No.3215637,5 [INTERNAL] 

Impossible to post.

>> No.3215644

Isn't she both?

>> No.3215637,6 [INTERNAL] 

What kanji is this? Left part looks like 目 and the right part looks like 又.

>> No.3215644,1 [INTERNAL] 

Cyborg kanji.

>> No.3215646

Grandmother I'd like to have totally consensual sex with.

>> No.3215646,1 [INTERNAL] 

Yay, found it: 取.

>> No.3215648

>Alternative topic best motherly touhou.

>I felt that Kanako was getting worried.
>Thinking "Would she know the way back home?" and such.

She called the one herself. Suwako's like your crazy grandma who embarrasses you by being your relative.

>> No.3215651

ONLY deflowered touhou

>> No.3215658

Suwako is a virgin. She gave birth to her daughter asexually by magic.

>> No.3215659

12.3 Suwako really puts that in a whole new light

>> No.3215664
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The most moe MILF known to man.

>> No.3215672

I bet sex with Suwako would be great.

>> No.3215673

>Alternative topic best motherly touhou.

>I felt that Kanako was getting worried.
>Thinking "Would she know the way back home?" and such.

She called the one herself. Suwako's like your crazy grandma who embarrasses you by being your relative.

>> No.3215679

She's pure. Stop that. She give birth without losing her virginity.

>> No.3215687

Sanae is not her child. She is also part human or something.

>> No.3215688

Was the doujin where she was raped translated yet?

>> No.3215689

Isn't she both?

>> No.3215690

I'm 12 and wh-- mom?!

>> No.3215695

I wonder if she kept in touch with the guy that fucked her, maybe she went to live with him for a time and he had to explain to his neighbors his situation

>> No.3215698

tiem paradox

>> No.3215712

Somehow I doubt gods work like that, not that the thought isn't amusing.

>> No.3215716

i want a touhou t shirt

where did i get

>> No.3215717

Played it over the weekend. Here's the facts:

1. Long as fuck. I must have spent over 20 hours on it. Mind you didn't skip anything.

2. First half is boring, there's a LIVING UP TO THE FAMILY NAME AND FACING THE FULL. LIFE. CONSEQUENCES. level of fuckwin event around the middle. Kinzo and Battler double-team the witches and do a Giga Drill Breaker. Episode could have ended right here.

3. Goes into bizarro land in the second half. Incredibly pretentious and twisted shit (I'm including the tea parties, here). Pheonix Wright segment, except the court proceedings are even more of a silly joke than in a Wright game. Detective novels rules, the relationship between reader and writer, love, etc. And when you see the end...when you see the end...



>> No.3215720

Somehow I don't think gods work that way, not that the thought isn't amusing.

>> No.3215721


What a slut, getting knocked up by some random faceless male.

>> No.3215725

and by totally consensual you mean rape amirite?

>> No.3215735

That is one grandma I wouldnt mind pinching my cheeks

>> No.3215737

How so?

>> No.3215743

It is true that virgin birth is like the common cold among gods.

>> No.3215748

Then wouldn't her offspring line still be around? It can only be assumed that her child died of old age being a half youkai and sanae is just partially youkai through lineage.

>> No.3215750
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>> No.3215752

Shouldn't a non-virgin look less... err, loli-ish?

>> No.3215753

No, you see. It's okay. She's actually like thousands of years old, she's a goddess and everything.

>> No.3215762


When you're a god you get to look however you want.

>> No.3215763

A goddess wouldn't fuck a lowly human.

>> No.3215786
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Why is she so hot?

>> No.3215792

Was this ever translated?

>> No.3215801

Read some mythology; They did it all the fucking time.

>> No.3215817

Aya may be a whore but at least she isn't confirmed for spreading her legs for some random human with a hard on.

>> No.3215824

Perhaps because she's an ancient loli with experience? All the benefit of hags with none of the drawbacks.

>> No.3215825

Who says it was a human?

>> No.3215833
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I don't know, I hear one likes letting anyone crawl into her gap.

>> No.3215836

Gods normally only sleep with heroes in legends too, so you have to really be of low standards if it's a faceless male.

>> No.3215837
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Her Great great great .... Daughter. Also lack of her kid hanging around, who would leave a permanently young god so unattended unless they passed away due to age?

>> No.3215838

The fact that Sanae is a human with divine blood.

>> No.3215839

I didn't say it was a god.

>> No.3215843

Who says it was a faceless male? I'm sure Suwako was fond of him and that's enough reason.

>> No.3215844

But it could have been youkai, and Sanae's her grand-daughter.

>> No.3215846

Think of Suwako as Zeus. THink of her child as Heracles. Sanae is the great(+) grandaughter of the child. She does have some minor ammount of divine blood, which allowed her to be the wind priestess.

>> No.3215849

Which would raise the fact, where is she? Considering her mother is perminantly stuck in kid mode you think she would have to stick aroudn to take care of her.

She as we all know there are really no male youkai beyond jokes.

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>> No.3215853

Kourin is a male half youkai, and youkai can die.

>> No.3215855
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>> No.3215858
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>> No.3215862

Demi-gods die. Gilgamesh, Hercules, Jesus...

>> No.3215863


>> No.3215865

Why the fuck is she freaking out?

>> No.3215866
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"don't touch me" just found on touhou wikia

>> No.3215870
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>> No.3215872

words words words. her rag's itching.

>> No.3215874
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>> No.3215878

Those eyes are terrifying.

>> No.3215879

Wait, so was Sakuya just watching those boys beat a little girl, drinking to it?

>> No.3215880
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>> No.3215887

Sakuya isn't a very kind person, if you haven't noticed.

>> No.3215888
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>> No.3215890

All the touhous want in frog lolis dress.

>> No.3215892
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>> No.3215898

defile the pure

>> No.3215899

In before trolled.

>> No.3215900

>Gods normally only sleep with heroes
What? Most heroes were born BECAUSE Zeus was such a slut.

>> No.3215901
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>> No.3215905

Our god is an awesome god.

>> No.3215906
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>> No.3215914

It did help that Zeus had some MAJOR daddy issues as well.

>> No.3215915

I am fucking happy about this board finally getting to love Suwako. She's been severely underappreciated for the longest time.

>> No.3215920

12.3 made her popularity skyrocket. She is too damn cute.

>> No.3215922

I made posts praising her for a while, but she'd just get trolled with "slut xD" so I stopped.

>> No.3215925
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she wasn't before ?

>> No.3215928

Always was on Suwako's side. Screw that filthy false godess Kanako.

>> No.3215934

suwako is good for loli and sanae is good for healthy

>> No.3215937

I often forget Kanako exists. Suwako should kick her out.

>> No.3215938


>> No.3215945

oh god i lold

>> No.3215946


Truth hurts?

>> No.3215956

More like she should kick Sanae out.

Seriously, she's been around for years and it's only now that we've started to care about her. That's just bad PR on Sanae's part.

>> No.3215957

I'd rather have Kanako than Suwako.

>> No.3215958

I made some egg-laying threads, but noone seemed to like those.

>> No.3215960

enjoy you're bad taste

>> No.3215961


good troll almost rage

>> No.3215965


Or she just took the first dick she saw. Fucking slut.

>> No.3215967

I like those.

Wasn't trolling in the slightest.

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>> No.3215998

Who said that she actually did that? Nobody knows, aniki.

>> No.3216008

I worship both Kanako-sama and Suwako-sama.

>> No.3216013

What is the deal with Suwako's hat anyway?

Is it a part of her, like umbrella-loli's umbrella?

Is it the actual Suwako, and the loli is just a golem made of earth?

Is it just mind controlling Suwako in a quest for dominating the whole of Gensokyo?


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>Wasn't trolling in the slightest.

>> No.3216019


Precisely, so you can't prove that she isn't a slut either. Since it can't be proved there's always chance that she just took a handful of faceless males and fucked them senseless. Or she just could have gotten raped. Or she could have had consensual sex in the missionary position. Or she could have asexually produced using 'lolgod' powers. She's a slut until proven otherwise.

>> No.3216024

No, she's not a slut until proven otherwise.

>> No.3216028


What's the matter? Can't handle that your precious 'waifu' is a cock hungry slut?

>> No.3216030

I don't particularly like Suwako, it's just your logic is a bit dodgy.

>> No.3216034

She could have appeared as a man and drilled a chick, too.

>> No.3216040
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>> No.3216042

Why does the thought of Suwako as a reverse-trap turn me on even more?


>> No.3216043


Futa Suwako works too, I guess.

>> No.3216049


She's most certainly had a child, this much is known. Now the chance of a penis being involved with her is extremely high, even if she is a god. There's a higher chance of her having a hot dicking than anything else so it's pretty much leading to slut right now. She's the Nagi of Touhou.

>> No.3216054

You just answered your own thread.
And this concludes it.

>> No.3216055

But I see no evidence of stretch marks.

Surely if she had a kid, her stomach would have more stripes than Shou?

>> No.3216056

Since she doesn't wear panties, which is confirmed, It could theoretically happen that Yukari was coming back from the outside world, while some sick /b/tard came out of the window, whose sperm then flew thanks to ballistics right into Yukaris gap, where it then flew some miles down to the earth and shortly before it lands, Suwako, that was at that moment fighting Reimu, happened to awkwardly fly right into the falling sperm which then ended the fight after Suwako's last spellcard, she Nya~~'d and Reimu won.

>> No.3216057

How is Nagi a slut?

>> No.3216066


.. Not all women get stretch marks during pregnancy.

>> No.3216070

But Suwako is so small. Surely it's not feasible for a body that size to bring a baby to term without any major swelling or stretching?

>> No.3216072

Why is Suwako being a slut unappealing? She's a god, it's not like she's unclean or anything.

>> No.3216083


How do you know that was the form she gave birth in? Maybe she currently has a childish body because it's the most comfortable. She could have had moontits back then for all you know.


She's dirty and unpure, defiling her body like that.


Google is your friend.

>> No.3216084

The 2chan people here on 4chan might take that offending.

>> No.3216090

It's impossible for a god to defile their body because they're pure by definition.

>> No.3216091

>How do you know that was the form she gave birth in?
Because obviously that was the form the baby was conceived in.

Would anyone have hit it if it wasn't?

>> No.3216096


>> No.3216111

>The 2chan people here on 4chan might take that offending.
Tell me a good reason why someone from 2chan would come to /jp/.

>> No.3216112


Faceless males appear to hit anything. ANYTHING.

>> No.3216114

Will someone post this rest of this doujin already?

>> No.3216120

Sauce this too.

>> No.3216123

>Death is impure~
>Shinigami are not Gods.

Just as keikaku

>> No.3216124

Well, it's not like they can see or anything.

>> No.3216126

Well I came here from 2chan...

>> No.3216127
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the fuck man this thread is completely weird

>> No.3216140


I laughed, I should have seen that coming.


>Suwako Gods can split themselves infinitely~

... fap fap fap.

>> No.3216147

>Meiling wins Yukari
>I felt some odd resistance.
>What are you wearing underneath your clothes?

Yukari confirmed for PAD

>> No.3216148

Lurk and leech. They did it so much their entire country had to be banned.

>> No.3216151
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So only one instance of Suwako is a slut.

>> No.3216153

Those canon scripts....

>Reisen -> Cirno:
>When you cool things down, you take heat from the surroundings.
>You probably warm up inside as a result.

Talking about thermodynamics.

>> No.3216156

What, seriously? Elevens lurked so much that moot had to ban them?

>> No.3216158


>> No.3216163
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No wonder Cirno is so hot all the time. Mystery solved!

>> No.3216164


They may be able to split but can they really function for that long of a time period? It was a long time ago that she was knocked up by a faceless male after all.


Yukari confirmed for DFC.

>> No.3216174

We've had threads about this man

>> No.3216179

We've had threads about this for years.

>> No.3216193
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I like my healthy god.

>> No.3216201
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Suwako is perfectly capable of doing healthy.

>> No.3216204

Yukari and shota Kanako? Do want.

>> No.3216212

Fucking gods, stop that!
Look what have you done now, she's crying!

>> No.3216226


>> No.3216228

Frogs should not have breasts.

They do not give birth to live young, and thus have no need to suckle them.

She just looks foolish with them.

>> No.3216233

Suckle THIS *grabs dick*

>> No.3216235
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If you don't like them, ask politely and I'm sure she'll put them away.

>> No.3216239

>I felt some odd resistance.
>What are you wearing underneath your clothes?

>> No.3216243

It's not PAD, it's tentacles. She keeps them handy in case she needs them.

>> No.3216246

Why did Sakuya, Aya and Keine just cream themselves?

>> No.3216248
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They saw Suwako's lack of panties.

>> No.3216251

Because Suwako's just that moe.

>> No.3216265

Sakuya is a pedo
Aya is a voyeur
Keine is a school teacher and as such can be trusted around supple young girls with their budding young breasts barely making an impression on the chests of their immaculately clean uniforms

>> No.3216268

Our frog is an awesome god.

>> No.3216277

So Kanako is humping the pillow then?

>> No.3216283
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She'd never do that

if people are looking, that is.

>> No.3216373

Suwako never really seemed like a loli moeblob to me, and seemed more like a very easy-going, but mature, goddess just meant to contrast to Kanako's serious nature.

>> No.3216384

Suwako isn't a loli moe-blob. She's a short mature woman with small tits, and an easy going nature that comes from a relaxed position of strength. She also likes to hang out with people and cause industrial revolutions.

>> No.3216393
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Forgot a picture of Our Lady.

>> No.3216397
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>> No.3216398
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She also has a frog hat and refuses to be frozen.

>> No.3216399

Her MoF art looks the same age as about everyone else. People just collectively decided that she'd make an awesome loli. Then Hisoutensoku went and semi-canonized it, so you might as well get used to it.

>> No.3216400

The "industrial revolution" was planned by Kanako and Suwako went along with it.
She is only using this revolution to build (name) a useless robot.

>> No.3216405

I don't really picture Suwako a loli but definitely not mature looking either. Maybe like Marisa I guess.

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>> No.3216413
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who is that old lady dressed as suwako? gross

pic related, it's a real picture of suwako.

>> No.3216422

Has Mokou done a cosplay of Suwako yet?

>> No.3216427

girl needs to act her age :/
i mean shes already had sex even, she needs to stop pretending shes a kid

>> No.3216428
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>> No.3216431

Maybe she has a fetish for pedos.

>> No.3216435

I meant mature in terms of her personality.

I mean, she does danmaku for the enjoyment of it, and doesn't mind losing much.

>> No.3216436

Suwako's a god. She can take any form she pleases.

Right now she feels like being a loli.

>> No.3216438

like rika OH SNAP

>> No.3216442

That's good news for me.

>> No.3216448
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Suwako is one of the few touhous that probably wouldn't kill you if you called her a hag to her face.

>> No.3216449

what's so mature about her?

>> No.3216454

neither would Sanae, because she's such a good girl.

>> No.3216464

Her age is like 3000, how do you act that age. Maybe it wraps back around at some point.

>> No.3216470

But Sanae is like 15-16, so yeah.

>> No.3216490

She's seen wars.

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aya's covered wars, you know

>> No.3216502

I'm surprised Suwako still cares about her descendants. I'm sure apathy would've kicked in by the time her first great great great great grandchild kicked the bucket.

>> No.3216503
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Remilia is the superior mature lady with loli body.

>> No.3216505

What are you, some kind of COMBAT CORRESPONDENT?

>> No.3216510
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She covered both sides of the story, from all angles, with in depth penetrative reporting.

>> No.3216512

Why does she look like she's 10 if she's a mature god and shit?

>> No.3216521
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Because she wants to. You got a problem with that?

>> No.3216525
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Some merely take photos, others had to shoot.

>> No.3216526

Yes. I don't like little kids unlike most of /jp/. I want a mature and equal lady.

>> No.3216527

I think of her as being immature in mind, just because ZUN said so. Most of her dialogue doesn't seem that way, but I like the idea that she can't mentally mature because of how she works as a ZUNvampire.

Everyone in-game looks like ten.

>> No.3216528
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Youth, health, vibrancy.

>> No.3216534

Because she feels like it.

>> No.3216542

What is that male doing in Suwatank?

>> No.3216546

Go fap to Yukari or something then.

>> No.3216555

everyone in the game looks retarded, but that doesn't mean that they all have mental health issues.

just the majority.

>> No.3216558

Suwanko seems annoying to me rather than hot.

>> No.3216560
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Superior extra stage character, also a virgin.

>> No.3216563

Why are characters that act childish/carefree then get suddenly serious so awesome? Serious all the time is horribly boring.

sorry youmu, you're still soft

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Oh Anonymous, why are you afraid of my succulent breasts, my fertile cunt, and my child bearing womb? Give praise unto me. My mountains. My lake.

>> No.3216567

I think you're horribly boring.

>> No.3216569

Except she has no emotions, so yeah. I'll take my non-virgin over emotionless.

>> No.3216578


She's so lovely.

>> No.3216579

No am not. You just have a penchant for pedophiles because you always disguise yourself as some little girl with a funny hat.

>> No.3216580

Who needs silly emotions?

>> No.3216581

>Suwanko seems annoying to me rather than hot.

Remember: Frog, not Dog.
It could save your life one day.

>> No.3216586

Her third eye is opening up.

And she talks in-game, and doesn't seem very emotionless.

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>no emotions
Lost me, bro.

>> No.3216597
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The lake is Cirno's, not Suwako's.

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It is hard to play with friends when they think of you as mother.

>> No.3216605

Koishi is lonely moe.

>> No.3216606

Suwa lake. Also, think more metaphorically. Unless you're making a strong statement about fairy on frog possessive lesbian slavery.

>> No.3216625
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Yeah, I get it. Cirno would assume Suwako was claiming her lake if Suwako said it to her, though.

>> No.3216632
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She is the cutest.

>> No.3216634

Koishi has no heart that can feel emotions and that makes her very sad.

>> No.3216642

Koishi is sad because she's objectively inferior to her sister.

>> No.3216645

I'd climb her mountains and swim in her lake. And expel my white and sticky stuff in her lake while I'm at it.

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So would Zabaniya work on her?

>> No.3216651
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You've made her a very happy woman.

>> No.3216654

>Koishi has no heart that can feel emotions
>and that makes her very sad.
sadness is an emotion

>> No.3216656

>my fertile cunt

This makes me wonder, how long would youkai be fertile for in their lifetimes? If some of these girls are living for thousands of years, just how fat would they be from all the eggs crammed inside them to make up for that length of time?

>> No.3216652 [DELETED] 

Han har den fineste vogna på campingplassen
vogna mi den kallarn utedassen
forteltet han har er aller størst
og det var han som kjøpte gassgrill først.
Je har ei lita vogn fra nitten seks og åtti
bærbar do en såkalt portapotty
men campingtur er kjett uten cash
så je har penger dårlig vogn og tømmer bæsj.
Ja campingtur er kjett uten cash så jeg har penger dårlig vogn og tømmer bæsj.

>> No.3216658

She's getting better, don't worry.

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That's a bad joke.

>> No.3216665

Where's my Norse mythology inspired touhou

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>> No.3216670


I don't know what that is.

>> No.3216671

They look like humans so they must work like humans in every way except longer lived!

>> No.3216674

As a God Her Ladyship Suwa can turn it on and off. I have no idea regarding the end of estrus and heat in animals; but given the abundance of eggs and the rarity of heat, I'd suspect even Ran could still get knocked up.

>> No.3216676

And humans are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have inside of them.
Which makes me wonder if say, Remilia was born as a 20 pound ball of fat. If she's still a kid at 500, she's going to be needing a lot of eggs.

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I would have a loving relationship with Koishi.

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>> No.3216690

I want to taste sum frog eggs.

>> No.3216704

Can Mokou reproduce asexually when she menstruates?

>> No.3216707

I hope not, asexual reproduction isn't fun at all.

>> No.3216714

Do you enjoy being CAVED to death?

>> No.3216726
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Suwako thread dominates entire morning shift. God is in her heaven, all's right with the world.

>> No.3216742

Everyone loves Suwako.

>> No.3216760

i find her head a bit huge

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She's watching over us

>> No.3216783

I find looking at that picture makes MY head a bit huge, iykwim.

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Even in our hour of need she shall protect us.

>> No.3216823

Kero! 233 posts, 57 image replies omitted!

>> No.3216828

As an atheist I find it strange how having a god of a doujin game looking after me would make me feel so good, safe and warm inside.

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>> No.3216841

As a person, I find it strange how having a god of a doujin game looking after me would make me feel so good, safe and warm inside.

>> No.3216846

She's cute, and by all accounts a very nice god. How could you NOT feel warm at the idea?

>> No.3216851

It's not strange at all; she's that sort of person and she'll live forever in our hearts.

>> No.3216853

Suwako really is a god that brings everyone together.

>> No.3216857

Maybe I didn't say it correctly. I'm amased by the fact that I don't mind joining a Suwa-religion. If you mean the same then blessings to you too brother.

>> No.3216863

No, that was Suika and the whole plot of Missing Power.

>> No.3216867

Suwako makes me feel nice and warm inside.

>> No.3216873

That brought a tear to my eye.

>> No.3216887

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We need a new Suwako appreciation thread!

>> No.3216888

Well, I'm an atheist too, and I feel the same way. Mostly because a Suwako-based religion wouldn't have any stupid ceremonies or commandments, we'd actually know what God looks like (very, very sexy), and we could basically live our lives exactly as we do now, but with a sexy, warm-hearted girl watching over us and not demanding anything.

>> No.3216892

As a pervert, I find it strange how having a futa god of a doujin game looking after me would make me feel so good, wet and warm inside.

>> No.3216895

Wait a few hours, we'll be worn out by all the worship if you make it too fast.

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Do not let this happen to our faith. Do not abuse Lady Suwa's mercy.

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>> No.3216930

Suwako flies over a busy road and river while carefully watching to make sure no one crashes or falls into the river.

>> No.3216944

I better see a Suwako thread when I wake up to have a bright start to my day.

>> No.3216981

If you don't see one, and look deep inside your heart, you'll find Suwako smiling back.

>> No.3217013

I genuflected.

>> No.3217075

Oh god, that was beautiful.

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I'm not sure that's her. I mean, there's plenty of faces there, or, well, eyes and mouths, eh, maws. With teeth. Plenty of teeth. But mostly eyes.

Can anyone else hear the drums? Might be a flute as well.

>> No.3217108,1 [INTERNAL] 

Damn tempban. I'd worship from here but Lady Suwako doesn't like ghosts hanging around her shrine.

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There's a little bit of Suwako in everyone.

You are under a dark influence. Pray unto Suwako for salvation.