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[Anonymous No.]

>Maria has Savant/Asperger (A type of Autism) Syndrome.
That explains a lot.

[Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg No.]

Just like me!

;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3212764
since when?

[Anonymous No.]

I knew it from Episode 1 and would say many people noticed it around then too, it was really obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3212784
http://docs.google.com/View?id=dcqczgpv_4ccmhmwdp

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat Maria's assburgers.

[Anonymous No.]

Maria is a genius.

[Anonymous No.]

She is just fucking annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>Isn't Maria's father one of Rosa's brothers? (Krauss/Rudolph)? Her reactions to Genji, when he was putting a towel over her, can be thought as a reaction to past sexual abuse/rape. Same hair color as Battler, can't they be siblings?
>taking seriously hair colors in umineko

[Anonymous No.]

who the hell is maria and why do I care

[Anonymous No.]

>>3212831
Mmm, incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3212831
The other problem with that theory is that Kinzo said that she "bore the child of a nobody"...
...Oh, wait. Never mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko

[Anonymous No.]

>>3212764


Patients this syndrome _not_ love to communicate and do not enter into social relationships like it makes Mariya_

[Anonymous No.]

>Battler is useless theory

wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>Gaap is the anthropomorphism of the withering rose that Maria found in the rose garden.

>>The unique hairstyle is the petals of a rose, the stiletto heels is the thorn, and the open side-cut of the dress is the candy wrapper that Maria put on the rose.

Holy fuck

[None !..3NackuV6 No.]

>>3213095
Also, which one of the Siesta Sisters theory is the correct one? Can all of them be?

[Anonymous No.]

>The solution to ep4's final question, "who am I", is "Law". Battler didn't die at the end, but was missing for more than a year after 1986 and was deemed as "dead" (dead in absentia) by the law. Or, he was deemed dead by the police by their search. (Both situation have a respective law in Japan). In other words, the law killed Battler.
>Battler has survived until the end in all episodes. Even in ep4 he was shown as "missing" instead of dead. In other words, Battler is still alive, but is hiding from the eyes of society for some reason.
I haven't heard this one before (probably because I don't look at many Umineko theories threads), but I like it a lot. It makes more sense to me than the Beatrice is a storm/volcano/bomb theories, especially since Bern said that Beatrice was a personification of the rules of the meta-world.
But wasn't Battler dead at the end of Ep 3? The writer of that page seems to think he was alive.