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32073337 No.32073337 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw no Haachama thread
How about that REDHEART full version?

>> No.32073420

>>32073337
who are you quoting?

>> No.32073471
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I waited ages for it, happy it's finally here.

>> No.32073518

>>32073420
haachama chama

>> No.32073713

>>32073337
I didn't like redheart when it first came out, but after seeing haachama's performance at holofes I love it. Now I'm listening to ìt on repeat

>> No.32073868
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I live this Aussie shitposter lads

>> No.32078438

>>32073337
>some aussie fucked her silly
Lucky bastard.

>> No.32079293

>>32078438
Go to Asia and you'Il find plenty of Haachama

>> No.32079430

>>32079293
But only one of them can cook me shit to eat and that's Haachama.

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>> No.32079633

>>32079430
>Haachama this food is inedible I guess I'll have to eat your ass instead

>> No.32080085

>>32079468
What?

>> No.32082989

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>> No.32083621

>>32082989
Haachama, he already answered that.

>> No.32095379

>>32073337
Bat soup cooking when?

>> No.32102186

>>32082989
mfw no Haachama thread

>> No.32102414

>>32082989
his face when no haachama thread

>> No.32102589

>>32073337
tfw no haachama wife to cook me batshit bulls' testicles curry

>> No.32103784 [DELETED] 

>>32073337
The full version without vocals is out there if you look hard enough

>> No.32104690

pepeloni!

>> No.32106115
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>> No.32108045

>sings Big Red Heart
>crosses 900k

Nice timing!

>> No.32109535

>>32104690
The No One?

>> No.32115153

I want to fuck haachama so bad, just imagine the giant highschooler boob paizuri

>> No.32116457

I mercifully live a lifestyle that insulates me from modern pop music so whenever I watch Haachama karaoke that's the first exposure I have to most of those songs. It's very strange hearing the originals after the fact and they're always worse. Seiso in particular stands out as vastly improved.

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Haachama's face when once again I have to stay up until morning to see Haachama cooking

>> No.32121154

>>32115153
>highschooler
Oh she'll be a college girl soon

>> No.32121458

>>32116457
check out nyanner's version

>> No.32129843

I really want that ending animation as a gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syvzvC2PrJ4

>> No.32131244 [DELETED] 

There u go anon

>> No.32131295
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>>32129843
There you go anon

>> No.32134068

>>32121154
fk off mom/dad

>> No.32134298
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>>32073337
>REDHEART
>RETARD
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

>> No.32134781

>>32073337
Why does REDHEART fill me with nostalgia? I love the song but I wish I could figure out why it makes me so nostalgic

>> No.32143276

>>32073337
Is she actually fat?

>> No.32143454

>>32143276
no

>> No.32146694

>>32143276
yes

>> No.32147270

>>32143276
maybe

>> No.32148242

>>32073337
https://rave.dj/YfmRcxbRkZuZYg

>> No.32148266

>>32104690
>>32109535
Away!

>> No.32150954

>>32143276
I hope so.

>> No.32151093

Red Heart is the equivalent to Friday by Rebecca Black

>> No.32151251

What is even her appeal? She's such a try hard cringe zoomer memetrash.

>> No.32155318

>>32151251
You fool, that's exactly her appeal.

>> No.32156146

>>32143276
Can you repeat the question?

>> No.32159175

>>32143276
i like turtles

>> No.32159245

Delicious scorp and fish

>> No.32170138

>>32143276
The no one.

>> No.32170217

>>32151093
this

>> No.32170270

One penis sucking from Haachama please

>> No.32170292

>>32143276
Just fat enough, anon.

>> No.32170320

Why do Haachama threads always end up retarded?

>> No.32170394

>>32170320
Like holo like fans

>> No.32170415

>>32170320
It usually happens when you post in them.

>> No.32170454

Did she give up on EN streaming?

>> No.32170482

>>32170270
>she burns your dick and throws a spider on top just like everything else that goes in her mouth

>> No.32170816

>>32151093
There is definitely a song it sounds like but it's not that one

>> No.32170856

>>32131295
Thanks

>> No.32170984

Haachama's english sounds like a drunk toddler, why do i enjoy it so much, holy fuck what is wrong with me?

>> No.32171011

>>32170984
Hi how are you? Are you calling up my phone?

>> No.32171165

>>32170454
yes

>> No.32171283

>>32170454
no

>> No.32171561

>>32170984
How long was she in Australia, anyway? She doesn't seem to have learned all that much, or did she go in speaking no English?

>> No.32185681

>>32170984
Peppeloni?

>> No.32189553

>>32171561
I don't remember off the top of my head but I think it was around 3 years. She's mentioned on streams how she basically spoke no english and some tards where bullying her into being their chrony so she got put off from socializing at school.

>> No.32190053

>>32082989
Are you quoteniggers ever going to shut up about quotes being used as a storytelling tool?

>> No.32190411

>>32170984
why do you know how a drunk toddler sounds?

>> No.32194915
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>> No.32195468

>>32151251
If she's doing it all genuinely - it's based as fuck.
If she's faking it to get her own niche - she's probably cringing as fuck while doing it
Either way it's fun

>> No.32195671
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32195671

>ywn go camping with Haachama
Why even live?

>> No.32196937

>>32143276
It'd be ironic and hot if the gril with a fanbase of pigs was a slampig herself

>> No.32211197

>>32190053
>Are you quoteniggers ever going to shut up about quotes being used as a storytelling tool?

>> No.32211248

>>32211197
you forgot the soijak

>> No.32211322

>>32211248
kek

>> No.32211391

>>32134298
>Red heart
>He retard

>> No.32211420

>>32170454
maybe

>> No.32212693

I want to become haachama breast milk!

>> No.32213446

>>32211391
>I'm a big retard
>I'm a big retard
I love her

>> No.32218696
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>>32196937
>>32143276
I'm listening.

>> No.32219006

>>32195671
You realize she'd just end up causing a wildfire, or something, right?

>> No.32224219

>>32219006
Going out with Haachama, you have a responsibility, you will take care of her fuck ups

>> No.32231448

>>32078438
She's a fatso virgin.

>> No.32231711

>>32231448
is she tho? if those photos some anon posted are legit she's cute

>> No.32231909

https://youtu.be/gS1olSvk0lU

[INTRO]
HAACHAMA CHAMA~!

[Verse 1]
Haachama-na, Haachama-na, Haachama Haachama Haachama-na.

Haachama-na, Haachama-na, Watame! Watame!

Haachama-na, Haachama-na, Haachama Haachama Haachama-na.

Haachama-na, Haachama-na, Watame! Watame!

[Chorus]
Haachama chamaaa~

(Haachama chama~) Watame! Watame!

Haachama chamaaa~

(Abunaichama chama~) Watame! Watame!

Haachama chamaa~ ouf ouF oUF OUF!



[Verse 2]
Haachama, Haachama, HAACHAMA CHAMA~!

Haachama, Haachama, HAACHAMA CHAMA~!

Haachama, Haachama, HAACHAMA CHAMA~!

Haachama, Haachama, W-W-W-W-W-W-Watame!



[Verse 3]
Haachama-na, Haachama-na, Haachama Haachama Haachama-na.

Haachama-na, Haachama-na, Haachama Haachama Haachama-na.

Haachama-na, Haachama-na, Haachama Haachama Haachama-na.

Haachama-na, Haachama-na, ouf ouF oUf OUF!



[Overlapping chorus outro]

Haachama chamaa~ (Haachama chama~) Haachama chamaa~ aho

Watame, Watame, WataWataWatame! Watame, Watame, WataWataWatame!

Haachama chamaa~ (Haachama chama~) Haachama chamaaaa~

Watame, Watame, WataWataWatame! Watame, Watame, W-W-W-W-W-W-Watame!

>> No.32231945

>>32231909
Put this national anthem in the OP next time.

>> No.32232140

>>32189553
Lol wot
Like they wanted her to do jobs for them or something?

>> No.32232179

>>32170454
can you repeat the question?

>> No.32233612

>>32231711
Those were before she was architected.

>> No.32237568

>>32232140
Basically. Like, they would pawn off their work on her and one day she just got fed up and told them to fuck themselves and ended up only being friends with another asian girl that they where doing the same to.

They where being massive cunts and taking advantage of her naiveness and the fact that they where hachama's only 'friends'.

>> No.32243762

I guess what I'm trying to say is that Haachama has an orchestral arrangement of her theme song because that's the kind of classy girl she is.

>> No.32244366

>>32189553
>around 3 years
Fucking kek. 3 years in a country and to only speak at the level of she does right now is appalling desu. If she's putting on an act, it's very convincing

>> No.32245257

>>32244366
her English is cute as fuck though so I'm glad it's not better

still kind of embarrassing to score 11/25 on written tests every time though

>> No.32246129

>>32108045
who are you quoting?

>> No.32246178

I'll give Haachama something BIG and RED if you know what I mean

>> No.32246249

>you will never eat gross shit with hachama

why is life so unfair bros?

>> No.32246363

>>32143276
ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.

>> No.32251818

Haachama is beautiful.

>> No.32253451

She's wholesome and cute. Is coco her duo?

>> No.32253532

Haachama is the official slampig of hololive.

>> No.32253786

But wait wasn't she in Japan in 2019?

>> No.32254365

>>32253786
Before COVID she was able to go back to Japan while school was on break. The reason why she was talking about being so homesick this past year is because she was literally stuck in Australia.

>> No.32256030
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>>32254365
I see.
I wonder why she was literally abandoned in Australia for 3 years by her parents if she wasn't having a good time either lmao
I'm pretty sure I've heard that she had issues with the foster family as well.

It's honestly incredibly sad that a person spends three years in a country but has so bad issues with interacting with other people that she doesn't even learn the language at all and probably stays in her room all the time or something. I certainly wouldn't want to go through something like that.

>> No.32257899

>>32256030
we literally saw it drive her insane in real time

>> No.32259692

>>32244366
I think it speaks to how antisocial she was being. Honestly it's almost admirable how little she managed to speak with anyone.

Also, her foreign exchange parents that where taking care of her sometimes would just straight up not give her any food too. It was a pretty shit time for Hachama.

>> No.32259744

>>32259692
I wish I had an antisocial menhera highschool exchange student staying at my house ;__;

>> No.32262573

Howd she get that orchestral version of her intro? It legit sounds like an actual orchestra got together because the conductor was a Chad

>> No.32263406

pepeloni, but no pepeloni

>> No.32263643

>>32259692
please tell me this is just a rumour. poor girl

>> No.32264149

>>32263643
Nah, even the children of the exchange parents are shittalking her behind her back. She told this and the school bullying part in one session so it's easy to find a clip of it. I must admit I'm just an EOP clipfag.

>> No.32265791

how long until haachama breaks up with here australian boyfriend?

>> No.32265840

>>32246129
>Someone smarter than you.

>> No.32267565

>>32265791
She's too ugly irl and everybody hates her in Australia

>> No.32269036

>>32267565
imagine being too ugly for australia

>> No.32270835

>>32264149
weren't those exchange parents like her actual family or something? like relatives? i might be remembering wrong.

>> No.32271073

>>32269036
Plenty of cute Asian girls live here m8. Specially Koreans.

>> No.32271603

EN Gen0 and Gen1 colab again, very gud, she's not given up on EN after all

>> No.32271770

>>32170482
Ill take it

>> No.32271780

>>32264149
Wtf. Why was her host family so mean to her?!?!

>> No.32272212

>>32244366
It's an act. She has spoken English well previously and is actually becoming worse to play up the haachama character.

>> No.32277388

>>32264149
>>32265791
Didn't she already move back to Japan and stuff?

>> No.32277420

>>32272212
got anything to back that up?

>> No.32277466

>>32277388
it's a ldr now

>> No.32277687

>>32277466
exactly

>> No.32277696

>>32277420
Not him but I noticed small hints in her speech over time, words that she accidentally pronounced correctly, a mild cute aussie accent here and there, just pay attention to her cooking streams (if you have stomach for them).

>> No.32278072

>>32272212
>>32277696
that would be incredible acting if true. Further proof our girl is a genius.

>> No.32278281

>>32277696
There are a few moments in Haachama's recent collab in Ina where I swear I could hear an aussie accent leaking through.

>> No.32278983
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Why did she choose to play chess when she didn't know how to play.

>> No.32279589

>>32278983
she wanted to try something new because my oshi is adventurous!

>> No.32279848
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>>32073337
Has the anonchama recorded IT?

>> No.32280822

>>32277696
Though admittedly I have noticed an aussie accent now and then I'm still still doubtful of her being able to keep it up for so long

>> No.32281230

>>32073868
I'm kind of surprised Haachama has never let a "cunt" slip desu

>> No.32281343

>>32151093
Red Heart is objectively the best holosong and if you disagree you are wrong

>> No.32288267

>>32281343
Wroooong, Haachama Cooking BGM is the best holosong and you know it.

>> No.32290840

>>32143276
Pepeloni

>> No.32290915

>>32170454
Pepeloni

>> No.32291059

So why did she archive that unarchived karaoke?

>> No.32291397

>>32272212
There is no way pepeloni was an act. She wouldn't be able to make that up on the spot

>> No.32295042

how can you claim she's strayan if she doesn't even throw piss jars?

>> No.32297316
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32297316

Kokoro reappearance when?

>> No.32298270

https://streamable.com/2rhloy

>> No.32298604

>>32263643
>>32264149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHtXI2PSvoQ&t=498s&ab_channel=%E3%82%A2%E3%83%B3%E3%83%8C%E5%90%9B That's the clip. I seriously can't believe why would anyone be so fucked up and why there wasn't any reaction from her parents or exchange program supervisors. Can be only glad that she managed to live this shit through

>> No.32299282

>>32231909
It's "Haachama-nau"
You can also see it floating in hiragana during the opening.

>> No.32299919

>>32298604
At least I don't feel bad that I laughed my ass off during the big forest fires last year.

>> No.32300227

Is Haachama the youngest holo? She just graduated High School last year so she must be around 18/19 right? Some of the Holos are almost old enough to be her mom.

>> No.32300421

>>32300227
She's probably the same age as the zombie

>> No.32300443
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Who would win a tard tournament? Is she smarter than baqua?

>> No.32300647
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32300647

Dominoe
Pepeloni
AWAY!!

>> No.32302502

>>32300443
She's not even smarter than me.

>> No.32303921

Do you think Haachama regrets joining hololive?

>> No.32304038

>>32303921
Why? She seems to be having a blast.

>> No.32304062

>>32303921
Why would she? She's just a kid, if I was her I'd be having a blast working for Hololive.

>> No.32304156

I think Haachama is a nice girl since she's even willing to collab with Ina despite her being a filthy Korean

>> No.32304159

>>32303921
Getting some social interaction with what at least seem to be pretty alright human beings can't be too bad for her.

>> No.32304275

>>32300227
Pretty sure Shion is the youngest then Haachama

>> No.32304407

>>32219006
and?

>> No.32304587

>>32298604
>getting bullied by first graders
my chama can't be this goddamn cute

>> No.32304620

>tfw keep listening on repeat RED HEART
HELP ME
I KNOW THE LYRICS ARE BASIC POP TRASH
BUT WHY IT IS SO ADDICTIVE

>> No.32304673

>>32304620
because she has little talent but lots of enthusiasm

>> No.32305055

>>32271780
Cumskin bogan Australians aka descendants of convicts hate gooks, chinks, nips of any kind. It's no fucking surprising.

t. Lived in Australia for 4 years

>> No.32305271

I just want to hug Haachama, be her friend, listen to her troubles, teach her how to cook (or at least use oil and heat up pans BEFORE frying shit in them) and wash her smelly feet every evening.

>> No.32305588

>>32304620
because kotonohouse is great

>> No.32305866

Anyone has Haachama pic with a spoider in her mouth?

>> No.32307077

>>32304673
You shut your whore mouthchama

>> No.32307477

>>32305271
What makes you think her feet smell, you creep?

>> No.32307597

>>32307477
she said so dumdum

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>>32305866

>> No.32307676

>>32134781
Japanese future bass tends to blend together since artists use the same fl studio libraries.

>> No.32307724

>>32307477
Do you even lore, bro?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmuzo6XfOk
Also, she barely hides her foot-fetish, she gets incredibly excited about watching haaton's feet, she's such a fucking creep, she's perfect.

>> No.32309323

>>32307646
Thnks, man.

>> No.32309835

>>32307724
the best part is how obviously it both disgusts and fascinates her. my ex was like that with gore.

>> No.32311682

I want her to write a book about her life, why the fuck did she go to school in the Philippines?

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>>32311682
She was attracted to their culture. Where do you think she got the love for strange foods?

>> No.32323390

>>32311682
Filipinos are strange people, she fit right in.

>> No.32329263

>>32322988
She should do a Balut eating stream next.

>> No.32329720

>>32305271
Same bro, even just being her friend must feel great. She really looks like a person to hang out and just do weird autistic shit around just for the lols.

>> No.32329949

Is Haachama still banned from collabs?

>> No.32330174

>>32311682
I thought she said her dad made her do that.

>> No.32330399

dou think Haachama knows the holostars?

>> No.32330611

>>32330174
Didn't her dad beat the shit out of her one time for being too lewd on stream?

>> No.32330771

>>32305271
it's called a nurse

>> No.32332363

>>32256030
>that she doesn't even learn the language at all
Haachamas english is much better than she pretends. She has trouble doing the voice and focusing, but in Holostars collabs where she uses her real voice she's much more fluent.

>> No.32332432

>>32330399
https://files.catbox.moe/usdcmt.webm

>> No.32334636

>>32281230
her cunt gets pretty slippy every time you drop a red supa so you know what to do lads

>> No.32334718

>>32311682
cheap place for japs to learn the retard version of english, her dad has some business interests there

>> No.32334953

>>32298270
I can feel my braincells committing suicide.

>> No.32338280

>>32329949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlKyymKUK-c
No?

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>Haachama going back to Japan won't affect her
>she will still stream in english everyday
>drops her english stream
>drops any plan for english videos
>don't want to talk in english even with friends
>her shitposting videos don't even have english anymore
>it's all japanese from now on
Oh wow. What a fucking surprise.

>> No.32340467

>>32332432
wow her real voice is so different

>> No.32340845

>>32338530
Do you really want her to lose more brain cells trying to tell us about pepeloni and no pepeloni in English?

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>>32340845
It's my favourite quote from her. So, yes. I want more.

>> No.32343927

>>32330611
Take your pills man

>> No.32344132

>>32338530
Considering how much of an EN fan base she has, eventually they will start to leave, only the Haaton's will stick around. Not that it hasn't happened before...

>> No.32344298

>>32338530
as long as she keeps providing chama content she can stream in abo for all i care

>> No.32345883

>>32344132
Yeah, I'm sure she's gonna regret dropping the EN fanbase later but who cares. We'll cross that bridge when the time comes.

>> No.32347665

She just colabed with Ina two days ago, don't give up hope yet.

>> No.32348948

>>32332432
Bring back Red Kun!

>> No.32353250

>>32345883
EN fans don't fucking pay

>> No.32353320

Haachama only collabs with Ina because she feels bad for her

>> No.32353366

I think Coco has actually done more English streams lately than Haachama has...

>> No.32361851

The thing about Haachama is that even though she acts dopey she's actually a very calculating woman

>> No.32364721

is there a stream where haachama is more pathetic than the latest uno one? i want to watch her suffer a bit more.

>> No.32372939
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>> No.32372954

Pepeloni

>> No.32373022

>>32353366
What happened to her? She seemed all in with this EN Gen 0 shit then suddenly dropped everything and stopped

>> No.32373129

>>32373022
She very obviously hate english after being forced to talk it everytime she went outside the house in australia. Her english streams are all ways to attract more viewers and subscribers while she is in australia. After she went back home and can do actual japanese stuff and do offline collab, english is a stupid thing to even think about holding on to. This is why she stopped inclining. Even Mori has more subs than her now.

>> No.32373868

>>32373022
Her time in Australia turned her into a hardcore Japanese nationalist.

>> No.32373969

>>32353250
Explain all the members and supas kaichou gets then

>> No.32374315

>>32373022
I think she's just been busy and streaming in 2 languages is a lot of work

>> No.32374448

>>32373022
Same shit happened last year.
Basically this >>32373129
There's a reason a lot of haatons left when all she would post is shitty 2 min videos with english titles.
Expect her to start to pander again when she gets close to 1 mil

>> No.32377547

>>32353320
She collabed with her because she wanted to eat her.

>> No.32380635

>>32377547
this this.

>> No.32391559

>>32332363
Interesting, got a link to a good example?

>> No.32392043

Tuned in for last few minutes of the stream. Did I get it right that she's a bit tired of Haachama and wants to try out some other persona and voice acting in general?

>> No.32393332

>>32374448
So it's just an endless cycle.

>> No.32393546

>>32332432
neat

>> No.32396952
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I love when Haachama calls me all these things

>> No.32407667

>>32396952
Expect more from the upcoming cooking review!

>> No.32419018

>>32338530
Get rekt

>> No.32421550

Any Hatons kind of want Haachama to graduate? I kind of feel like she's wasting away her youth doing this. Unlike the other hags, she still has her youth ahead of her. If she's happy doing this, then good for her. But if she's just going through the motions, I would have no problem with her graduating and living her life to the fullest.

>> No.32421585

>>32421550
Youth sucks, she shoud make a lot of momey and run away with the cash

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>>32338530
>haachama don't even use english hashtag anymore for her community driven project
Yeah, she fucking hates english now. Fucking hell. Felt like I was betrayed here for supporting her takeover of HoloEN.

>> No.32428085

>>32426003
Surely she wouldn't be so dumb as to forget about her EOPs?

>> No.32428967

>>32196937
Queen Pig!!!

>> No.32429873

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ROUrTgJotw

はあちゃま?!

>> No.32434525

>>32429873
Dumb girl, it's way past Christmas. Her asmr is shit anyways.

>> No.32434655

>>32428085
It's happened before so yes, she is.

>> No.32436262

>>32428085
Forgetting the people who made her glow up in the first place? How could she whe they are still 90% of the comments and 70% of the chat. She don't forget, she just hate english now.

>> No.32438576

>>32434525
Dat thumbnail doe.

>> No.32438853

>>32429873
>this video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of service

>> No.32440353

>>32429873
Nooo it's gone :((((

>> No.32442682

>>32434525
I actually like her asmr

>> No.32443438

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okg2gkhGi7U

>> No.32443449

>>32443438
I want some bacon

>> No.32446143

>"haachama is leaving her en viewers behind"
>literally posts a community post today in english asking her overseas viewers to contribute to a video
are you guys okay?

>> No.32446295

>>32446143
It's the rrats. Ignore them

>> No.32447968

Are the chinks still mad at her and Koko? I know why they are mad but were they genuinely mad because of CCP indoctrination or was it for the sake of the Credit score? Also aren't they supposed to not be watching this shit in the first place with that whole "great firewall"?

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Someone explain why her English is so awful despite living and going to school in an English speaking country?

Is she like those Asian insects I saw at University that just go around like locusts all clumped together and not integrating?

>> No.32448719

>>32447968
bruh hololive was/is on the chinese youtube dunno what you're talking about

>> No.32449358

>>32448303
Just read the thread you brainlet

>> No.32453371

>>32447968
There's still a group of bug attacking Coco but Haachama seems to be in the clear for the most part.

>> No.32455495

>>32434525
i got into ASMR thanks to her

>> No.32455667

I wanted to listen to the ASMR vod but fucking youtube has to be cocksuckers and force her to no archive

>> No.32455760

>>32446295
see
>>32426003

>> No.32456233

>>32455667
You can watch it later if you get her tier two membership, it shows up on nyaa sometimes too

>> No.32456866

>>32246363

Imagine being a wagie at domino's and have to try to make sense out of an order like this.

>> No.32458489

>>32456866
https://vocaroo.com/14AhAKgGKcwF

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friendly reminder to do your REDHEART reps at least 100 times a day

>> No.32461923

>>32447968
>Are the chinks still mad at her and Koko
They never cared about Haachama saying it

>> No.32464814

>>32447968
They thought Haachama was too retarded for anything.

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Even in this ASMR stream she doesn't even try to speak english anymore. She hates english and has abandoned me.

>> No.32474386

>>32338530
She regularly collabs with Ina and Amelia.

>> No.32474488

>>32246363
What the fuck's this copypasta from? Did haachama stream something that I missed?

>> No.32474617

>>32474488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brx3TikoO_s

>> No.32475285

>>32473336
Just learn some jap then. It's mostly really basic shit bro, you can make it quite fast if you want it

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>>32473336

>> No.32477424

>>32475285
I want to listen to her ASMR streams while I sleep to osmosis some Nihongo but they're always at like 9am my time and archives are members only. But I don't want to member to someone I can't understand until I understand at least a little bit.

>> No.32477955

>>32475285
Not him, but I do know jap and I only care to watch Haachama when she speaks English. It’s super fucking cute and we get amazing moments like the pepeloni. Also, I don’t want her to give up on something she worked so hard on.

>> No.32478433

For the friends who missed it
If you're poor, please enjoy
https://mega.nz/file/FI1Ekb7Z#783NeDq296_69VQOWTKmqdwW1E3bAa7Qxvoux8sO7xI

If you're not poor then please don't, or make sure you support her in other ways

>> No.32478636

>>32478433
thank you anonchama

>> No.32482453

>>32478433
Based haaton hooking up the poortons.
May there much pepeloni in your future.

>> No.32482985

I like
Haachama

>> No.32485164

>>32455667
Merry Christmas.
https://mega.nz/file/FI1Ekb7Z#783NeDq296_69VQOWTKmqdwW1E3bAa7Qxvoux8sO7xI

>> No.32491741

>>32473336
Good.

>> No.32492568

haachama...

>> No.32497830

Did she really commented on her own hentai on twitter?

>> No.32497871

>>32497830
link?

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>>32497830
>>32497871

>> No.32499149

>>32499117

>>32497830
>>32497871
Forgot the link
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1279017561531617280?s=20

>> No.32499233

>>32499149
>>32499117
How unbelievably based of her.

>> No.32499711

why cant haachama cook?

>> No.32500009

>>32499711
this has a sad backstory to it on how she was treated by her host family in australia where she had to cook her own meal because the host family does not eat with her and that's where she had to learn to cook

>> No.32500352

>>32246363
hahahaha

>> No.32500570

>>32500009
Wouldn't that imply that she is better at cooking right not than she would be if the host family cooked for her?

>> No.32504085

>>32500009
I mean I feel bad for her but that's not a good excuse why she can't cook. My family didn't cook a lot for me so I either made my own food or bought something cheap, I don't cook like a retard.

>> No.32504807

>>32504085
That's true but I think she's trolling hard as well, even if you have never touched food in your life you can still cook better than that

>> No.32505701

>>32504085
Her cooking is fine, just like her english. She's simply trolling. Look up her Holostars collab, she can speak good english and can cook as well.

>> No.32507581

>>32505701
>Holostars collab
wanna link a good example?

>> No.32507609

>>32507581
>>32332432
literally in this thread

>> No.32507699

>>32507609
it's too short

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32514736

Her recent stream just made me wonder if she legitimately has bipolar disorder or just straight trolling.

It's hard to tell. Maybe something broke her when she was in Australia. From experience people who had fucked up encounters or lives tend to be like this.

I could be completely wrong though.

>> No.32515552

Is Haachama done doing english streams? Haven't seen one in a while, thought she said before she was going to do one every weekday to practice english more. I love her english accent so much.

>> No.32515598

>>32514736
I missed it. What happened?

>> No.32515953

the no one

>> No.32516246

>>32515598
our retarted princess went arty on us

>> No.32517761

>>32514736
With the whole insanity gimmick, it was only a matter of time before she decided to explore her artsy side. I don't think it has much to do with her life outside of streaming. Not that any of us would be able to recognize if it did.

>> No.32521555

i miss haachama EN takeover bros

>> No.32527515

seeing this girl spiral into insanity every passing stream is so kino

>> No.32529236

So, with recent developments, is she cooking up (no pun intended) a third alter-ego?
Is she just fucking with us?

>> No.32535364

>>32529236
1. Maybe
2. Always

>> No.32538647

haachama abanoned us EN Bros

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>>32538647
>>32521555
Find another chuuba

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>>32514736
Maybe she watched Evangelion and was deeply moved

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32541691

>>32539941
Haachama was the one that brought me into this hololive life. I don't want to abandon her just like that.

>> No.32543471

>>32514736
She's doing it masterfully so she's in control.
Also if it were a mental disorder, it wouldnt be bipolar, that's more related to mood states, besides the psychotic extreme cases.
It would be more akin to a fragmented personality. She seems to be able to switch between both so its a sign of integration of personality aspects, which is a sign of healthy integration instead of fragmentation.

However she might be worried about how the (retarded) fanbase sees her, thats a true possibility. Perfect Blue style. That's what the mirror part could be about. How do we see her? just 2 flat dimensional meme characters in conflict? lol haaton buhi buhi?

>> No.32544075

>>32514736
What happened that it’d cause more concern then any of her normal behaviour?

>> No.32544165

>>32514736
Knowing Haachama, it is trolling obviously. She is smart after all and knows how to put on a show even though it is filthy frank level of insanity

>> No.32544582

>>32514736
you kids are too young to remember lonelygirl19

>> No.32549921

>>32515552
She hates English and secretly wishes for another world war where Japan wins.

>> No.32550564

>>32549921
basedchama

>> No.32550713

>her stream title don't even have an english version anymore
Fucking kill me already. She abandoned me and hate english even more now.

>> No.32552236

>>32514736
100% an act. Granted, the isolation in Australia and not being able to return home did get to her, that's when we got some of her more insane videos. But even then, she had perfectly normal streams right beside them, so she most likely used them as an outlet.

And, as others said, she is actually quite smart. Using fan submissions for content. Great strategy. She even uses her supposed "insanity" to get herself more wiggle room than others would have. She renamed her channel (the most public facing part of her persona) "Haachama Ch. はあちゃま" with a cartoon avatar, ffs.

I feel like she could have a great career in marketing if she's ever bored with the idol/vtuber life.

>> No.32552353

>>32544582
>lonelygirl19
Christ I don't need to feel this old this early in the morning.

>> No.32552690

If you truly love her just learn japanese anonchamas...

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>>32552690
>learning a dead language just to be entertained
No. The world uses english. She should too since she can but it looks like she just doesn't care for ENbros anymore eventhough we supported her so much.

>> No.32553066

>>32552919
then you clearly don't love her enough anonchama...

>> No.32554795

>>32553066
She doesn't love ENbros enough.

>> No.32555025

>>32538647
learn nip you dumb fag

>> No.32555181

If the rumours are true I feel bad for the way she was treated here in Australia. She's welcome to come back anytime though, I'd cook for her everyday.

>> No.32557852

>>32549921
Based

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