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Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:07:55 No.3207039 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:09:55 No.3207051 Hag thread?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:10:55 No.3207057 File: 173 KB, 675x900, 5744585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3207051 THEY AREN'T HAGS

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:11:55 No.3207064 >>3207051 i fucked you're hags

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:12:55 No.3207070 File: 335 KB, 1000x858, 1250670645845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hags are the cream of the crop.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:23:55 No.3207140 File: 300 KB, 395x600, 1228789039109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:25:55 No.3207154 File: 136 KB, 850x398, 1246169223388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hags are a miracle of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:26:55 No.3207161 File: 616 KB, 900x1123, ab7d0356067b2e8dbbf3ea497f8ade0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:27:55 No.3207164 I'd those hags.

>>	Man-Pedo !r9.w91chTo Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:27:55 No.3207167 File: 31 KB, 400x400, 1198257147203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With Kanako's arrival, my Yuyuko was booted off the hag team.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:28:55 No.3207174 I don't see why Yuyuko is grouped with the hags. She's quite young by Gensoukyou's standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:30:55 No.3207183 File: 118 KB, 597x792, 1246356061556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:31:55 No.3207188 File: 225 KB, 800x612, 5099418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:32:55 No.3207193 File: 340 KB, 1000x800, 1249652315868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukarin~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:32:55 No.3207194 File: 385 KB, 672x896, 3023301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:32:55 No.3207196 >>3207174 If you were going to sort hags by age instead of looks, you'd need to add Tewi to the group.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:33:55 No.3207201 File: 336 KB, 505x600, 1236633390641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3207174 She has been worm food for longer than most can remember.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:33:55 No.3207202 >>3207174 I think that the little fact that she's 1000+ years old might ahve something to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:33:55 No.3207207 >>3207174 She's at least 1000 years old. Also canon healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:35:55 No.3207219 File: 178 KB, 850x637, 1249239089373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3207194 Yuka/Yukari is my favourite hag duo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:35:55 No.3207225 >>3207202 As is Aya. That isn't very old.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:36:55 No.3207232 File: 109 KB, 1024x675, 1246703906039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:39:55 No.3207255 File: 530 KB, 550x1200, 80183ef6820b35d72e5648ced4d2100a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No one calls Ran an Old Lady.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:42:55 No.3207270 >>3207225 Yukari is only 100 years older than Yuyuko.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:43:55 No.3207276 >>3207225 Yes, it actually kind of is. That Tewi is mentioned in records from over 1300 years ago is considered pretty impressive. And yes, Aya is also quite fucking old. It's mentioned as special that she was already there when the Onis packed up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:44:55 No.3207284 >>3207270 Yukari's age is undetermined, but confirmed for OG.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:48:55 No.3207312

>>3207284

>At the very least she is 1,200 years old and has been involved in various major events in Gensokyo's history.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Yukari_Yakumo

In before "AKYU'S MAKING SHIT UP ABOUT THE 17 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:50:55 No.3207323 >>3207312 >at the very least That's what we call undetermined bro.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:50:55 No.3207332 >>3207323 In more civilized lands, we call it an estimation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:53:55 No.3207357 >>3207332 No, it means we have a range of 1200 years old to an unknown number years old. It's not an estimate at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:54:55 No.3207364 >>3207332 It would be estimation if there was an upper limit.

>>	animated. Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:55:55 No.3207368 File: 103 KB, 500x400, dancingOLDHAGS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:56:55 No.3207377 File: 92 KB, 1280x1024, NEWmember.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A new member is added.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:56:55 No.3207379 File: 715 KB, 1777x1072, Byakuren patterns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3207196 Its both age and looks. That's why Kanako is one, and Suwako isn't. Also, Newcomer - Hijiri Byakuren!

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:56:55 No.3207380 >>3207364 >>3207357 And, firmly erasing any theory that she might have been 17 years old, I might add.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:58:55 No.3207392 >>3207380 Sadly. She can always be 17 in our hearts.

>>	Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:58:55 No.3207394 >>3207377 >>3207379 she doesn't look old

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:58:55 No.3207400 File: 56 KB, 534x600, 95454.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3207174 Yuyuko has this "airhead outside, sly fox inside" mindset going on, plus the huge tits. Although the solid old hags are these three.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 04:59:55 No.3207402 >>3207379 Does she really count? She wasn't conscious for most of it was she?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:00:55 No.3207410 >>3207394 None of them do. But if they aren't described as looking as little girls, the fandom will draw them as MILFs and call them hags.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:01:55 No.3207420 >>3207394 ニューババア

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:03:55 No.3207432 >>3207039 Lots of weirdos here... -- > Learn English: http://vtbsd.net/english/ > Use English: http://www.anøntalk.com/ICARE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:04:55 No.3207441 >>3207432 You hit it on the head my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:05:55 No.3207446 >>3207394 Neither does Yukari most of the time, but she looks adult, and this seems to be enough in this crowd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:14:55 No.3207505 File: 131 KB, 640x580, FACULTY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey old hags, what's "sex"

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:19:55 No.3207528

>>3207505

...I hope you really enjoy being a sub in BDSM if they decide to give you a demonstration, dude. Yuka's probably a sadist, as is likely Eirin. Kanako breathes dominance. And Yukari is the Elemental Plane of Tentacles.

However you look at it... you gonna get raped. and yes, Yakumo CAN rape the willing.

>>	Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:19:55 No.3207534 >>3207528 If they were flatter I'd be willing to do this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:20:55 No.3207537 >>3207528 Nah, Kanako is pure and innocent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:22:55 No.3207553 >>3207528 Yes please. This is 100% my fetish. >>3207537 Unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:24:55 No.3207569 >>3207553 Seriously, dude, don't. There's barely a 50% chance you'd survive Yuka alone. >>3207537 ...you might want to rethink that one. Kanako? Innocent?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:25:55 No.3207577 >>3207569 I don't think I'd want GENOCIDE IS A GAME Yuka. Most everyone else, I'd take happily though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:25:55 No.3207581 >>3207553 Very likely. Suwako and Sanae are the only sluts at the shrine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:27:55 No.3207595 File: 257 KB, 941x1200, buff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eirin is kind and has the patience of a saint. She'd have to be like that to endure being with Kaguya every day for so long.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:27:55 No.3207600 >>3207595 Stop that Mokou!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:29:55 No.3207613 >>3207595 How she treats Reisen speaks differently to me. If you would know the measure of a man (or woman, in this case), see not how he treats his superiors, but his subordinates.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:32:55 No.3207624 >>3207595 You're a fucking faggot for not posting that image sooner. My next six faps are gonna be from this alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:32:55 No.3207625 >>3207613 But Reisen is lower than a subordinate, she's more like a dog.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:32:55 No.3207628 >>3207613 How DOES she treat Reisen? I got from the game dialogue that Reisen was the put-upon hired help but she didn't seem to have it that bad. Then again, I wouldn't say Kaguya seemed like a bad person to work for.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:32:55 No.3207630 >>3207613 She lets Reisen fuck her frequently? Not really seeing a problem here, pretty sure Kaguya doesn't let Eiren fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:40:12 No.3207663 File: 779 KB, 1107x1600, 0018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All of you just want this to happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:42:55 No.3207673 >>3207663 Elephant in the room.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:42:55 No.3207676 >>3207663 That's really hot but I'm a sub. Also, my penis isn't bigger than a bitch's head.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:51:55 No.3207710 >>3207039 >>3207663 So where this come from

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:51:55 No.3207711 >>3207710 http://www.mediafire.com/?d3jynjzvz5z

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 05:59:55 No.3207729 >>3207663 I don't know. I think I'd enjoy sucking a smaller dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:07:55 No.3207751 File: 624 KB, 1000x1189, 1237602918872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:08:55 No.3207755 File: 896 KB, 857x1200, 1234935321864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:09:55 No.3207761 >>3207751 It is hard to be afraid of anyone who dresses like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:10:55 No.3207770 Isn't Cirno a hag, too?

>>	Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:11:55 No.3207775 >>3207770 Cirno's too immature to be portrayed as such. Amusingly Utsuho shares her intellect and isn't made fun of at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:12:55 No.3207779 File: 327 KB, 720x960, 1234934529227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:12:55 No.3207780 >>3207770 She is a pretty damn young compared to all the touhous.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:14:55 No.3207788 >>3207775 Utsuho doesn't fail at plying pranks, has power, has less of an ego (though still large), and wasn't made fun of by zun in the official documentation (or shopped to make it look like that...hard to tell with this sort of thing.)

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:14:55 No.3207790 >>3207770 Cirno is around the same age as Yuka. The more you know...

>>	Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:15:55 No.3207798 >>3207788 The point still stands that she's a complete idiot. Generic weapons-wielding person, I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:16:55 No.3207803 File: 484 KB, 900x900, 124895247638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Technically, these two are hags, too. Strange universe it is.

>>	Lyin !v7YNS/isK2 Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:24:55 No.3207832 >>3207803 Not by gensokyo's standard. Remilia's only 500 years old.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:29:55 No.3207853 1000 isn't really old. Sure it's a long time, but not Cthulthu ancient. Even Jesus is older. ZUN should make a touhou that's like 300 thousand years old.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:32:55 No.3207868 >>3207853 Well... Eirin? Unspecified, but she beats at least the major religious figures by centuries.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:47:55 No.3207937 >>3207798 An idiot? She seemed pretty intelligent in the SA dialogue.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:49:55 No.3207948 >>3207780 >>3207790 She's at least 60, in my terms that's pretty haggish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:57:55 No.3207978 >>3207595 Unf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 06:58:55 No.3207982 File: 288 KB, 850x700, 1246425112964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An incredibly incredibly old hag.

>>	Anonymous of Austria Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:02:55 No.3207999 >>3207937 She has a very bad memory as seen in 12.3 and (I think) SA ending. (worse than the average hag's memory and is 'birdbrained')

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:02:55 No.3208001 >>3207868 Yeah she's older than the goddamn moon god Tsukiyomi. I don't know the Shinto myth timeline though, so I don't know what minimum age that makes her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:04:55 No.3208011 File: 327 KB, 1140x800, 4768287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beautiful old lady.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:06:55 No.3208017 File: 98 KB, 640x800, Suwako leaf parasol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3207982 An equally old not-so-hag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:11:55 No.3208029 Yukarin is only 17 years old.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:11:55 No.3208031 >>3207937 She's not dumb at all, just forgetful and kind of single minded.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:19:55 No.3208055 File: 206 KB, 1432x1405, Clipboard01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doesn't look like a hag to me. At all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:20:55 No.3208061 >>3208055 I want to cum in her while Kaguya mocks us

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:20:55 No.3208063 >>3208055 Then why does she have gray hair?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 07:20:55 No.3208064 File: 132 KB, 960x768, 1244656357243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 08:33:55 No.3208418 >>3208063 The moon is grey Eirin is from the moon All questions answered

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 08:34:55 No.3208426 >>3208418 The moon too is extremely old.

Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 09:10:55 No.3208565

>>3208064
And then on your triple wedding night, you find yourself drugged out of your mind while you fuck your own ass through a gap and choke on Kanako's snakedick, and what's left of your sanity knows that finally... finally you've made it in life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 09:13:55 No.3208575 There are 5 touhou threads on the front page with a lame image and no/pointless text.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 09:15:12 No.3208587 File: 14 KB, 317x367, baww reverse3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3208575 At least they're not as shitty as your Umineko threads. Go talk about which mom you'd fuck in /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 09:28:55 No.3208635 File: 26 KB, 287x387, bawww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3208575 >>3208587

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 09:33:12 No.3208662 File: 56 KB, 400x300, 1250721600319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why is Touhou so shitty?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Aug 23, 2009 09:45:55 No.3208700 >>3208662 is that the Bethesda version?

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