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>> No.3207051

Hag thread?

>> No.3207057
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>> No.3207064

i fucked you're hags

>> No.3207070
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Hags are the cream of the crop.

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>> No.3207154
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Hags are a miracle of the universe.

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>> No.3207164

I'd those hags.

>> No.3207167
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With Kanako's arrival, my Yuyuko was booted off the hag team.

>> No.3207174

I don't see why Yuyuko is grouped with the hags. She's quite young by Gensoukyou's standards.

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Needs more Kanako.

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>> No.3207196


If you were going to sort hags by age instead of looks, you'd need to add Tewi to the group.

>> No.3207201
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She has been worm food for longer than most can remember.

>> No.3207202

I think that the little fact that she's 1000+ years old might ahve something to do with it.

>> No.3207207

She's at least 1000 years old. Also canon healthy.

>> No.3207219
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Yuka/Yukari is my favourite hag duo.

>> No.3207225

As is Aya. That isn't very old.

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No one calls Ran an Old Lady.

>> No.3207270

Yukari is only 100 years older than Yuyuko.

>> No.3207276


Yes, it actually kind of is. That Tewi is mentioned in records from over 1300 years ago is considered pretty impressive.

And yes, Aya is also quite fucking old. It's mentioned as special that she was already there when the Onis packed up.

>> No.3207284

Yukari's age is undetermined, but confirmed for OG.

>> No.3207312


>At the very least she is 1,200 years old and has been involved in various major events in Gensokyo's history.



>> No.3207323

>at the very least
That's what we call undetermined bro.

>> No.3207332


In more civilized lands, we call it an estimation.

>> No.3207357

No, it means we have a range of 1200 years old to an unknown number years old. It's not an estimate at all.

>> No.3207364

It would be estimation if there was an upper limit.

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>> No.3207379
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Its both age and looks. That's why Kanako is one, and Suwako isn't.

Also, Newcomer - Hijiri Byakuren!

>> No.3207380


And, firmly erasing any theory that she might have been 17 years old, I might add.

>> No.3207392

Sadly. She can always be 17 in our hearts.

>> No.3207394

she doesn't look old

>> No.3207400
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Yuyuko has this "airhead outside, sly fox inside" mindset going on, plus the huge tits.

Although the solid old hags are these three.

>> No.3207402

Does she really count? She wasn't conscious for most of it was she?

>> No.3207410

None of them do. But if they aren't described as looking as little girls, the fandom will draw them as MILFs and call them hags.

>> No.3207420


>> No.3207432

Lots of weirdos here...
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>> No.3207441


You hit it on the head my friend.

>> No.3207446


Neither does Yukari most of the time, but she looks adult, and this seems to be enough in this crowd.

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Hey old hags, what's "sex"

>> No.3207528


...I hope you really enjoy being a sub in BDSM if they decide to give you a demonstration, dude. Yuka's probably a sadist, as is likely Eirin. Kanako breathes dominance. And Yukari is the Elemental Plane of Tentacles.

However you look at it... you gonna get raped. and yes, Yakumo CAN rape the willing.

>> No.3207534


If they were flatter I'd be willing to do this.

>> No.3207537

Nah, Kanako is pure and innocent.

>> No.3207553

Yes please. This is 100% my fetish.


>> No.3207569


Seriously, dude, don't. There's barely a 50% chance you'd survive Yuka alone.


...you might want to rethink that one. Kanako? Innocent?

>> No.3207577

I don't think I'd want GENOCIDE IS A GAME Yuka. Most everyone else, I'd take happily though.

>> No.3207581

Very likely. Suwako and Sanae are the only sluts at the shrine.

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Eirin is kind and has the patience of a saint. She'd have to be like that to endure being with Kaguya every day for so long.

>> No.3207600

Stop that Mokou!

>> No.3207613


How she treats Reisen speaks differently to me. If you would know the measure of a man (or woman, in this case), see not how he treats his superiors, but his subordinates.

>> No.3207624

You're a fucking faggot for not posting that image sooner. My next six faps are gonna be from this alone.

>> No.3207625


But Reisen is lower than a subordinate, she's more like a dog.

>> No.3207628

How DOES she treat Reisen? I got from the game dialogue that Reisen was the put-upon hired help but she didn't seem to have it that bad.

Then again, I wouldn't say Kaguya seemed like a bad person to work for.

>> No.3207630

She lets Reisen fuck her frequently? Not really seeing a problem here, pretty sure Kaguya doesn't let Eiren fuck her.

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All of you just want this to happen.

>> No.3207673

Elephant in the room.

>> No.3207676

That's really hot but I'm a sub.

Also, my penis isn't bigger than a bitch's head.

>> No.3207710

So where this come from

>> No.3207711


>> No.3207729

I don't know. I think I'd enjoy sucking a smaller dick.

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>> No.3207761

It is hard to be afraid of anyone who dresses like that.

>> No.3207770

Isn't Cirno a hag, too?

>> No.3207775


Cirno's too immature to be portrayed as such. Amusingly Utsuho shares her intellect and isn't made fun of at all.

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>> No.3207780

She is a pretty damn young compared to all the touhous.

>> No.3207788

Utsuho doesn't fail at plying pranks, has power, has less of an ego (though still large), and wasn't made fun of by zun in the official documentation (or shopped to make it look like that...hard to tell with this sort of thing.)

>> No.3207790

Cirno is around the same age as Yuka. The more you know...

>> No.3207798


The point still stands that she's a complete idiot. Generic weapons-wielding person, I suppose.

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Technically, these two are hags, too. Strange universe it is.

>> No.3207832


Not by gensokyo's standard. Remilia's only 500 years old.

>> No.3207853

1000 isn't really old. Sure it's a long time, but not Cthulthu ancient. Even Jesus is older. ZUN should make a touhou that's like 300 thousand years old.

>> No.3207868


Well... Eirin?
Unspecified, but she beats at least the major religious figures by centuries.

>> No.3207937

An idiot? She seemed pretty intelligent in the SA dialogue.

>> No.3207948

She's at least 60, in my terms that's pretty haggish.

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An incredibly incredibly old hag.

>> No.3207999

She has a very bad memory as seen in 12.3 and (I think) SA ending. (worse than the average hag's memory and is 'birdbrained')

>> No.3208001

Yeah she's older than the goddamn moon god Tsukiyomi. I don't know the Shinto myth timeline though, so I don't know what minimum age that makes her.

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Beautiful old lady.

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An equally old not-so-hag.

>> No.3208029

Yukarin is only 17 years old.

>> No.3208031

She's not dumb at all, just forgetful and kind of single minded.

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Doesn't look like a hag to me. At all.

>> No.3208061


I want to cum in her while Kaguya mocks us

>> No.3208063

Then why does she have gray hair?

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>> No.3208418

The moon is grey
Eirin is from the moon

All questions answered

>> No.3208426

The moon too is extremely old.

>> No.3208565

And then on your triple wedding night, you find yourself drugged out of your mind while you fuck your own ass through a gap and choke on Kanako's snakedick, and what's left of your sanity knows that finally... finally you've made it in life.

>> No.3208575

There are 5 touhou threads on the front page with a lame image and no/pointless text.

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At least they're not as shitty as your Umineko threads. Go talk about which mom you'd fuck in /a/.

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why is Touhou so shitty?

>> No.3208700

is that the Bethesda version?