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Why is /jp/ so fast?

>> No.3206286

i'd that baka

>> No.3206287

Remilia's vampiric vagina, so good.

>> No.3206291

Because /r9k/ is shitting on our board because they're trying to make us look worse, because their board is about to get deleted.

>> No.3206294

>>3206291
Suddenly it all makes sense.

>> No.3206307

Does a vampire's hymen regenerate?

>> No.3206311

Pussies are so weird looking.

>> No.3206313

Because of friends from /a/ and /r9k/.

>> No.3206323

Stop making me fap /jp/. My dick is starting to hurt now.

>> No.3206324

>>3206307
Vampires are not immortals, they don't have that 100% regeneration thing in a majority of settings. Something like that probably wont regenerate.

>> No.3206339

Would you rather have Remilia a virgin or experienced?

>> No.3206344

>>3206324

What about Kaguya's?

>> No.3206345

>>3206274
Is this really the quality of discussion that we want here?
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>> No.3206349

>>3206339
Virgins are best.

>> No.3206353

>>3206344
High chance that it does.

>> No.3206360

>>3206353

Interesting to note. I'm sure Eirin'd be able to make some kind of shady drug to repair it regardless.

>> No.3206367

>>3206344
Depends if she was a virgin before becoming immortal.

>> No.3206373

>>3206360
Doctors these days can repair hymen, so why not.

>> No.3206382

>>3206367
Being an unmarried princess, she probably was.

>> No.3206392

>>3206382

Mokou'd have been CAVEd by Keine by this point, so I doubt she's in the same boat.

>> No.3206398

I don't care if she has a hymen or not, it's the fact that another man has been near my waifu that is unsettling. I like my 2D women untainted and pure.

>> No.3206425

>>3206398
Remilia probably killed/sucked any man she came across, so she's still good.

>> No.3206438

>>3206425
>sucked

Yeah, their cocks.

>> No.3206441
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>>3206438

>> No.3206450

>>3206438
HURRRRRRR

>> No.3206458

How come I rage if a girl is not a virgin in 2D but honestly don't give two shits for 3D? Is it because all 3D girls are sluts to begin with?

>> No.3206464
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>> No.3206472

>>3206458
I wouldn't say all of them are sluts, but most. There are many good girls to get.

>> No.3206478

Remilia gets a good licking every night from Sakuya.

>> No.3206489

Im thinking of her as a tripfag while Im fapping!

>> No.3206495

>>3206472
Well with all girls I've been attracted to, they've had 1-4 boyfriends or so and had sex, so I maybe I'm just used to 3D girls not being virgins.

>> No.3206518

>>3206489

Anonymous2007? More like Awesome2007.

>> No.3206519
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3206519

I'd be fine with a girl not being a virgin. If she's experienced but will still fuck me twice, it means I'm doing okay.

of course, I'm a virgin myself ;_;

>> No.3206523

How can anybody be happy with a girl who has been through many guys? It's like she doesn't belong to you.

>> No.3206531

>>3206523

More like I'm so awesome that she'll give up all those other guys to me with me. The better you are, the more guys your girl has been with.

>> No.3206535

i only care about virginity if they have a loli-ish appearance

>> No.3206538

>>3206523
Why do you want a girl to belong to you?

I'd prefer to belong to the girl.

>> No.3206540

I don't care about virginity because I don't ever plan to have intercourse, in any circumstance. I suppose that's sort of odd though, right?

>> No.3206545

>>3206531
Actually I find it to be the opposite. If she's been with so many guys, she obviously isn't dating for much other than sexual attraction and her standards wouldn't be too high for her to date so many people. If you can get an attractive girl with only 0-2 partners, then you're really good.

>> No.3206558

>>3206438
Sucking human cocks/vaginas is actually a very valid strategy for vampires that want to live a long life. With usually vampire charisma, it shouldn't be hard to make people want to fuck you, penis has a lot of blood and nobody will notice the bite marks.

>> No.3206561

>>3206538
Because I'm a fag and I like the girl to be submissive and nice. I don't like being the submissive one.

Of course, a girl being equal is fine too.

>> No.3206566

>>3206545

Let's return the chessboard. If she's attractive and she's only had 0-2 partners, then there must be some horrible personality flaw that kept the other guys away.

>> No.3206567

Too many normalfag slut-lovers.

>> No.3206571

>>3206558
Does that make her a slut if she's sucked a lot of cocks but never been penetrated?

>> No.3206572

>>3206538
>>3206523
I personally don't want any "belong". Human relationships are tiresome as fuck.

>> No.3206579

>>3206538
Why not both?

>> No.3206581

>>3206571
That makes her a very good girl.
Vampire blowjob, woo hooo.

>> No.3206586

>>3206566
I like to see it as them just having high standards, but I guess that way works too.

>> No.3206599

What does it feel like to cum inside a loli vampire?

>> No.3206604

>>3206599

Soft.

>> No.3206605

>>3206599
Like fucking a dead body.

>> No.3206611

>>3206599
Can you get vampires pregnant?

>> No.3206614

>>3206611

If god wills it.

>> No.3206616

>>3206605
Sounds hot.

>> No.3206618

>>3206611
Their reproduction organs are probably long dead.

>> No.3206622

/jp/ - Vampire sexology

>> No.3206624

>>3206599
Like cumming in a loli girl, there is no difference

>> No.3206630

ITT: the pleasure of cumming inside

>> No.3206632

>>3206618
;_;

No vampire children then?

>> No.3206633

>>3206624
Except for that whole "dead" and "inhuman monster" part.

>> No.3206643

>>3206599
Tight and cold, like a corpse.

>> No.3206644

>>3206632
Sadly, not. Though if she was pregnant before turning into a vampire, there is a chance.

>> No.3206653

>>3206644
If you've read twilight you'd know vamps can get pregnant, duh.

>> No.3206662

Eternal loli and can't get pregnant, sounds pretty awesome to me.

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>>3206653
>twilight
Sorry, but I'm gonna take any other vampire setting instead of that pile of shit.

>> No.3206682

>>3206662
Except for the fact that you'd die of old age unless you can get the Hourai Elixir.

>> No.3206686

>>3206682
She can always turn you into a vampire.

>> No.3206694

>>3206686
But then you probably won't be able to have a sex. Or won't be interested in it enough and would be too busy sucking blood.

>> No.3206701

>>3206611
Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strigoi
>There are several ways for a deceased person to become a strigoi. One way is if a person dies before they are married they are at risk of becoming a vampire. Most often in a situation like this, the corpse is wed to another unmarried person around the same age to prevent them from returning to the grave. Though, if this technique fails, the strigoi will return to have sexual intercourse with their spouse, and will attack family members.

True classic Romanian Vampires. (also known as Strigoi, hence the article)

>> No.3206715

>>3206701
SHE'S A GENSOKYO VAMPIRE

>> No.3206717

>>3206674
I can't hear 'vampire' without thinking of Kain and his brood.

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>>3206686
Sounds like a plan.

>> No.3206732

Drinking the Hourai Elixir would suck. You wouldn't be able to kill yourself if you got sick of the world after thousands and thousands of years. I'd rather become a vampire.

>> No.3206743

>>3206633
That is the hot part. I doubt she is like a corpse, more like a loli with wings, probably very hot inside.

>> No.3206744

>>3206721
How can a succubus be turned into a vampire?

>> No.3206745

>>3206715
TOO FUCKING BAD, SORRY FOR GIVING YOU HOPE

>> No.3206749

>>3206732
But I wouldn't get tired of living if I had Remilia.

>> No.3206767

>>3206743
If you had sex with her it'd probably feel cold inside.

>> No.3206770

You can always adopt children if you want one. Just becasue she can't get one doesn't mean you have to be childless.
And Flandre needs a friend too

>> No.3206781

>>3206770

Why do you hate your child so?

>> No.3206782

>>3206770
Would Remilia or Flandre be fine with you having a harem with them though?

>> No.3206807

>>3206782
Probably. I'd assume they'd be angry if you ignored the other.

>> No.3206812

>>3206782
I doubt that Remilia would want to share with Flandre. Either her or Flandre. But having Flandre with Remilia knowing would be a problem, she will just kill you on the spot for touching her cute little sister.
Befriend them both, confess your love to Flandre, hope you won't die.

>> No.3206819

Remi would never allow you to fuck Flan.

>> No.3206823

>>3206770
Who would /jp/ adopt as a child if you could pick one Touhou?

>> No.3206834

>>3206812
>>3206819
So Remi as a waifu and Flandre as a friend is the only option then?

>> No.3206836

>>3206823
Cirno of course

>> No.3206841

>>3206823
Wriggle. I'd finally put to a rest what its gender is.

>> No.3206842

>>3206823
I don't know about children, but I definitely know who I want to be my maid.

>> No.3206853

>>3206834
No, there is a chance that you can have Flandre. If she loves you and she tells Remilia and she likes you, this might be possible.

>> No.3206855

>>3206834
Maybe you could get with Flandre if you were on good terms with Remi as well.

But befriending Flandre would be difficult from the start.

>> No.3206875

>>3206855
What do insane lolis like, besides turning people into ashes?

>> No.3206878

>>3206875

Cake. Everybody likes cake.

>> No.3206883

Guys, what the fuck are we talking about?

>> No.3206886

>>3206875
Slowly destroy your body tearing off small pieces of it while still keeping you alive.

>> No.3206891

>>3206875
Plushies. Buy her a Mr. Bear, read books with her. Take her out for a walk, show her the surroundings, being locked up for some hundred years must suck.

>> No.3206893

>>3206883
/jp/ - Vampire sexology
This really is the quality of discussion that we want here.

>> No.3206899

>>3206886

Is there some kind of a program? Sign me up.

>> No.3206905

>>3206893
This conversation seems to be getting out of hand..

>> No.3206907

>>3206875
Read her a book, or give her food with human organs cooked in.

>> No.3206908

>>3206891

Yeah, that would be the best, if she wasn't liable to just kill you accidentally when she hugs you in thanks.

>> No.3206916

>>3206907
What organ does Flan-chan like best? Brains or stomach?

>> No.3206932

>>3206907
She doesn't even know that human organs and blood is in her food.
Beside, Sakuya would not really allow it. Let's not steer in that direction guys.
Just give her an Ice, little girls like Ice, she is a little girl, so she likes ice and sweet things.

>> No.3206940

>>3206891
I want to turn Flandre from insane and sad to genki moe.

>> No.3206949

>>3206932
Doesn't she need blood and stuff to survive though?

>> No.3206973

I'd rather get with the meido than Remilia or Flandre.

>> No.3206984

>>3206949
Sakuya takes care of that, no need to worry about this.

>> No.3206998

>>3206949
They put it to her food without her knowing. Otherwise she, if she knew that people around her are food, she would probably go on a slaughter rampage.

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I bet she's pretty horny after all those years.

>> No.3207010

>>3206998
why is she such baka

>> No.3207014

>>3207004
little girls do not masturbate

>> No.3207035

>>3207014
Oh come on, most of us were masturbating by the time we were 9 or so. I bet girls are curious about themselves too.

>> No.3207066

This is a good thread

>> No.3207068

>>3207035
>Oh come on, most of us were masturbating by the time we were 9 or so.
>9

I know you still clarified by saying "most", but damn man...9? Really?

>> No.3207093 [DELETED] 

>>3207068
I would give at least a year or two more, really.
But the Flandre is an exception, she had 500 years to start wandering what the hell.

>> No.3207096

>>3207035
>>3207068
Different anon here; I fapped for the first time when I was 9 or 10.

>> No.3207114

>>3207014

Little girls most certainly do, the same goes for little boys. But it's presexual, which is interesting. Motivated simply because it feels good, without any sexual thoughts of interests at all. More pure, I think, in an odd sort of way.

>> No.3207116

>>3207068
Maybe not literally masturbating, but when I was 9 I was touching my penis and stuff pretty often. Sixth grade is when I started getting boners and ejaculating and stuff.

>>3207093
Flandre looks 10-12 year old, and with all those years she probably played with her body quite a lot. I mean who wouldn't?

>> No.3207120

>>3207093
In 500 years she must have gotten curious about her own body, even if she is a loli.
I read somewhere that little girls rub themselves with objects sometimes without knowing why.

>> No.3207123

>>3207035
>>3207096
I first consciously ejaculated when I was 16.

>> No.3207131

>>3207114
Most likely Flandre doesn't even have the faintest idea what sex is. She's as pure as they come.

>> No.3207136

>>3207114
This sounds like something a child molester would say.

>> No.3207141

>>3207114
That is the problem with Flandre, she is a little girl without knowledge of the world, inside.
You would first have to teach her things on a friends basis, like going outside, meeting new people, make friends, all the basic things that you get taught from little on before even considering getting a relationship with her. Remilia never taught her anything of this after all.
With sex when the time is right, it would go pretty fast and she would learn instantly.

>> No.3207143

>>3207096
Started learning how to fap when I was 7. Started off with a bored competition of whose cock was bigger, (this is what little kids do to kill time in shitty Slav countries). After losing the competition I went home bummed and got angry at my cock, started to slap it around then it got hard, I was surprised with its change of shape, which got me to experiment with its different parts, the rest is history.

>> No.3207148

>>3207136
/jp/ would have to leave their house to molest a child. We're just closet pedos here.

>> No.3207153

>>3207123
You missed out. A lot.

>> No.3207153,1 [INTERNAL] 

God damnit janitor, you could have just deleted the OPs picture instead of deleting the whole thread.

>> No.3207153,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3207153,1
making a new one

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