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3199558 No.3199558 [Reply] [Original]

How do you plan on appeasing god?

>> No.3199562

Offering of a virgin

>> No.3199564

Gods don't exist
Witches don't exist
All of this is nothing more than the delusions of a schizophrenic

>> No.3199568

>>3199562
yourself?

>> No.3199571

>>3199568
That was the point, yes.

>> No.3199578

I'd give her a toilet to help prevent her going around pissing everywhere.

That toilet is me.

>> No.3199583
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3199583

I got her that awesome hat.

>> No.3199588

Assuming that God does exist, and further that he is all-mighty and kindhearted.

We get a contradiction, due to the existant of war, famines, deseases and many more.

Thus if God exists he is either not all-mighty or not kindhearted.
In both cases there is no point in appeasing him.

q.e.d.

>> No.3199589

>>3199578
but you piss on the floor anyway

>> No.3199597
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>>3199558
I raped her maid.

>> No.3199603

>>3199589

Out the window actually.

>> No.3199625

But that's a blank image OP.

>> No.3199636

>>3199588
>We get a contradiction, due to the existant of war, famines, deseases and many more.

I am just pointing out that your argument is quite flawed and you would have failed horrible if you posted it in /x/.
For an example, Humans have free will, if god were to interfere when we start wars, then that would also interfere with our free will.
Then again, if we go by that their teachings are true, then that also mean that our death is not the end. How can we know that what is happening is not the best thing for us in the long run?

Either way, /x/ would have laughed at your argument, even the atheist anons.

>> No.3199642

>>3199636
>we have free will
Haha, no. Learn to physics.

>> No.3200666

>>3199558
I'd have sex with her shrine maiden.

>> No.3200687
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>>3200666
Welcome back.

>> No.3200728

>>3199642
Wasn't there at one point in the Bible, it says everything you do feel, hear, etc, was prerecorded and will happen accordingly or something?

>> No.3200733
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>>3200728
Are you talking about fate?

>> No.3200860

Alcohol!... works everytime!...

Also, nice to be back here on /jp/... Taiwan trip was fun but tiring... time to do some cathing up... but I'm tired, maybe tommorow eh!...

>> No.3200879

>>3200666
How can you appease god if you defile his property?
If i were god i would like my Shrine Maidens to masturbate in front of my altar and have sex together. Every day.

>> No.3200889

>>3200879
Due to their shared senses she'd get to come too.

>> No.3200910

>>3200733
No, he's talking about the Akashic Record. Eerie how that shit's been mentioned in pretty much every major religion. Science should start searching for the Origin.

>> No.3200912

>>3200889
But i dont like the thought of a dirty man like you touching Rika, she needs to stay pure not get turned into a slut.

>> No.3200931

>>3200912
But I like the thought of touching her. Quite a lot.

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3201950

For you my god.

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