Granny fetish?

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I always liked older women both irl and 2D but my tastes evolved exclusively to grannies recently. Eirin Yagokoro hits the sweet spot for me. I don't wanna fuck her, I wanna make love...

She probably uses Arch Linux

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P-Cup pharmacist.

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>>31899223
40,000 year old virgin

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>>31899223
Eirin has wrinkly soles.

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>>31905006
She has five kids.

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My last GF was 52, when I was 26. It was the best thing I've ever had.
Older women are great, especially when they take care of themselves properly (I dated an aesthetician in her mid-40's a while back and you never would have been able to tell). There is definitely a cut-off, though. People just start falling apart beyond a certain age. It's hard to even have sex with older women beyond a certain age because it just hurts for them without the right preparation (and I'm not talking about foreplay).

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>>31908797
A huge pro

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>>31912060
I see. Older women attract me because of their elegance and because I personally can't stand the young and immature types but I kind of expected this, grannies can't push their bodies too far or for too long. Don't have issues with that

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>>31912060
get the fuck out of here you normalfag

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>>31922942
We have regular sex here on the /jay/, we even used to have regular orgies before covid.

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>>31899223
bruh she always looks like shes in her 20s
you just like white hair thats it

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>>31924538
its not only about her appearance, it's about her personality and how cunning/wise she is

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>>31924956
She's more like an older teacher than a baba/granny. A woman in her 40's with greying hair. Sort of like Keine but more traditional and strict. She'd be insulted if you implied that she's a granny.

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>>31925259
She's the oldest character in 2hu canon, perhaps only below Hecatia in age (or maybe even older than her). She acts in a cunning way, using deceit and illusion as her main weapons. Remember how she managed to play Yukari's game in SSiB and get something positive for her pupils out of the whole situation (even if she got owned by Yukari and the sake bottle later)

Again, it's about her charm and elegance, not appearance alone.

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>>31925977
Still, I think you're talking about woman #3 here. You don't necessarily become more cunning due to age. Some of the lolis are over 500 too.

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>>31926337
Maybe but think about systems like Vampire The Masquerade for example. The older they get the less they go out to do stuff on their own, they do proxy wars and use subterfuge

Similar concept here, applies to lots of 2hu hags. Danmaku doesn't really count as real battles, just a game to settle scores relatively peacefully. You can see Eirin working behind the scenes to fulfill her objectives like that but she usually just answers to someone else's meddling like the Lunarians or Yukari.

That combined with her elegant appearance and origin/backstory basis (Omoikane) really stirs up my granny fetish...I guess it's a mix of everything really.

Old hags like Flan won't do it for me because they lack a mature feel to the way they act even if they're also smart and cunning, so yeah appearances are important but not everything

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>>31925259
Why do people say these comics are not canon?

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>>31927225
Over the top antics by Tewi and other characters. I think the general going ons that occur are still canon.

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>>31927225
They are canon, all official print works are. Some people might view Inabas as pure comedic relief because it wasn't strictly written by ZUN but all official stories go through before being published.

It's just confusing because 2hu magazines ships doujin/fanmade works as well and the Inabas are a 'post-story' parody of SSiB and CiLR. You can get some interesting aspects out of it though, like understanding why the Watatsuki sisters were so aggressive at first

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>>31927533
>They are canon
Only mainline games are canon, you filthy secondary!

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>>31928732
there are games about 2hu?

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>>31928919
I think the Shanghai Alice guy even wrote the stories for some of them.

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>>31928919
I can't believe they made a hentai into a game series lol

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>>31899223
Hag

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>>31899223
i will never understand /g/ fags and their linux distro obsession

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mature woman