Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The human boy has been secured, I repeat, the human boy has been secured.

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[Anonymous No.]

Why are we still doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, what would your parents think if they saw your small wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529
God I wish that was me

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>>31851650
there is still so much I have yet to nut to

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851650
Life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

AHOY MATEY

[Anonymous No.]

Quest: Get her out of bed

Difficulty: Yes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852211
Instructions unclear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851650
Why not?
>>31852211
Make her breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852255
Those foxes on the right are up to no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851951
Time for shark sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to donate one of these plush toys to the orphanage. Something about it is a bit off, though. I could have sworn I saw it move a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852255
Wouldn't mind 129 and 133.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852421
Hope she don't mind if I start rubbing that vulva a bit while she cuddles me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852211
Suplex her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852670
Do not molest the toys in front of the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852211
Who is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852255
Too young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31853429
Fine you can have this granny youkai I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852289
Her tails dart out and rip the food from your hands, dragging the screaming prey deep into her lair. The screams stop and a belch echos outward

Mission failed

>>31852763
You arms fail to reach around the covers, after a grand struggle you lie broken on top of the bed, quivering giggles bubbling up from underneath

Misson Failed

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>>31851529

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>>31853649
Too old.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mandragoras also like having these roots sucked by their husband, so they're good for root fetishists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31853974
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31852670
If it makes you happy she would love to let you do it. Although she will want to go further than that.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna ask Rata-chan if I can use her newspaper's classified section to to find a tall bodybuilder girlfriend. What are the chances Rata-chan will get big herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31853649
>>31854181
>it's a late summer night
>cicadas are still buzzing outside
>the only light in the room is a television screen
>you're snuggled up with Yukari on the couch
>you're watching some comfy movies together
>she's stroking your head and your hair
>the dinner she made was so filling that you're dozing off
>eventually you lay down your head on her laps, and close your eyes
Granny gfs are great, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851692
My wife is not small

[Anonymous No.]

Consider a bird.

[Anonymous No.]

only fish or lizards for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31857536
Birds are kinda like lizards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31857758
they are often considered reptiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>31857536
How do you feel about amphibians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31857758
i need big fat tails
>>31858057
those are pretty good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>31858057
The sheer size of the thighs on the salamanders in monster girl dreams absolutely drive me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

would you travel the cosmos with a cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31857115
I've had tengus on the brain for the past couple of weeks, though I'm too vulgar to actually attract one.

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>>31858505
>Monster girl dreams
The cat girl ass worship scene broke me, it cemented my love for asses. Very cool game

[Anonymous No.]

>>31858617
Traveling is a pain in the ass and space travel is that except ten thousand times longer/more boring.
If they get stargates then we'll talk.

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>>31858720
Nerd birds like bad boys who say dirty words like 'hell'

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>>31853817
How is this camwhore shit even allowed here? Most of these creatures are westerners streaming to western audiences, using avatars as a way to ape some shitty Japanese meme, it'd be more at home on /soc/ or something because it's about as Japanese as an episode of The Simpsons.

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>>31858505
>>31858854
Manticore’s scene where she “kidnaps” you and leaves you tied up in her bedroom all day before coming home and fucking you and going to bed is pretty amazing. God I love manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be held down and toyed with by a kaiju delinquent

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>>31858505
What is monster girl dreams and what does it have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31859469
If the Manticore fucks you in the gloryhole before you meet her napping in the mountains, she will recognize your sent and wake up thinking you came looking for her. Its pretty cute.

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>>31859627
I rather be held down and toyed with by Kamaitachi delinquents

[Anonymous No.]

>>31860003
I wanna be locked in a room alone with Big Sis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31860003
Delinquents in general are olev

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[Anonymous No.]

>>31859674
It's a porn game where the demon lord cursed everyone to only be able to fight through sex. Mostly vanilla and has some mge girls like a Manticore and wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31860230
I want to be locked in a room with a trio of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31860364
Even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31860307
I thought she was pregnant for a second there

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>>31860756
Pregnancy is reserved for girls you defeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31861141
Is there a delicate way to suggest your travelling companion change their gear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31861141
Tell that to girls that defeat you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31861210
Why would you? It has great stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>31860264
You are and forever will be my nigga anon.
Unless our delinquent waifus are from rival gangs. Then we’d have to go out drinking on our own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31859627
>>31860003
Its all fun and games until the class president comes and punishes everyone

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>>31851529

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>>31861278
Jokes on her, I have escape rope!

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time featuring Elizabeth's greatest weakness- the adorable hordes.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>31861841
This but unironically.

[Spaceballs The Public Post No.]

>>31851529
>>national concerns about the workforce take precedence again
Australians._

[Anonymous No.]

>>31861841
FORKED SNEK TONGUES
COILING AROUND YOUR SHAFT

[Anonymous No.]

need snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31861769
it's like being swarmed by a bunch of eager puppies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31861727
Such a cute lil snek

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>>31862443
It is I who molest the elves! Never the other way around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31862443
Jokes on them. Someone in my house has corona-chan so I can't even leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863100
That's rough, I hope you figure out who it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863179
We know who it is and there's no need to worry because it's only a mirror case.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to lock your doors unless you want monster girl thieves to sneak in and snuggle up in bed with you cause its cold as shit outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863345
I want a kunoichi to snuggle with me under the blanket because it's too cold for an assassination and smother me with her boobs until I'm unconscious in the morning because she forgot to assassinate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863513
>Wake up to two kunoichis with their tits covering your face
Its great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863345
She still stole my virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863708
and Heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31858617
Exploring the galaxy with Plague's sassy saiyan space cats sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863292
That is easy to figure out then. Start with the man in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a group of succ friends to relentlessly sexually "bully" and tease me and use me as target practice for seduction spells. Tease me until I am begging them to stop. Then suck me utterly try. Then do it all over again.
I want them to be thoroughly made into their pet boytoy.

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>>31863345
Catgirls make great sleeping partners.

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I want a group of succ friends to relentlessly sexually "bully" and tease me and use me as target practice for seduction spells. Tease me until I am begging them to stop. Then suck me utterly try. Then do it all over again.
I want to be thoroughly made into their pet boytoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31863345
Cold thieves better be prepared for a fight if they expect to slip thiet freezing bodies under mt warm sheets without a struggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31864268
Big cats are the best.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>31861769
>stole the tiara
Mischievous thing ain't she

[Anonymous No.]

I know we all hate furries but I am tired of pretending that Cu-Siths aren't cute. The heckin good pupperino loves her master master so much that she turns into his waifu. Good girls like her are entitled to belly rubs and master's bone.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember. Anyone could be a demon

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>>31867559
This but unironically. Also Cait Sith. Wandering Scholar is just exaggerating.

[Anonymous No.]

Apophis-kissu so good, you'll betray your country

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>>31861841
Weird how humans have an instinctual aversion for anything that crawls or slithers, but the second you stick a cute girl on there, sexual arousal replaces fear faster than you can blink. How does that work from a psychological/psychoanalytical point of view?

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>>31867943
My allegiance was always tied to purple titties.

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>>31868080
Psychoanalytically, you want to fuck your mother.

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>>31868080
I imagine it's because it goes from "non-sapient that would try to kill me" to being roughly equal.

[Anonymous No.]

They see me trollin'
They hatin'
They all wanna catch me ridin' dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>31862254
Much colder than a pack of puppies, that's for sure!
>>31864801
The older zombies know they can get away with murder if they act cute enough with Eliz.

[Anonymous No.]

I've told that her that I want her to roleplay being like the old school succs, want her to act more predatorial and feral, but I think she got a bit too much into it.

[Anonymous No.]

I've told her that I want her to roleplay being like the old school succs, want her to act more predatorial and feral, but I think she got a bit too much into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31869407
>>31869540
Yes, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish for my tongue to be in Jinko pussy for as long as possible.

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>>31864564
Otoutos should show their small onee-sans proper thanks for looking after them by impregnating them

[Anonymous No.]

>>31870087
I just want to hold hands with a fox and feed her hamburgers. Hopefully she accepts them as offerings.

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>>31861769
I'm pretty sure I'm going to come home and find something like this one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Need help with the doppelganger quest. I know it's the princess from my last playthrough but I don't wanna do that whole follow her the whole day and wait for her to transform at some random interval and only upon witnessing this will the captain of the guard believe me. But what I'm asking is how do sequence break the quest as the captain of the guard is skeptical and when I attack the doppelganger/princess by flicking her forehead causing her to lose her concentration and her disguise the guards still attack me despite me being right, do I really have to do the quest all over again or is there way to skip to the end?

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>>31870411
My sources tell me they love hamburgers. Hope you have enough, though.

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>>31867572

Even me!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

If you think that the wight whose mansion you keep staring at longingly from afar hoping to catch a glimpse of her and trying to work up the courage to talk to her doesn't know about it, you are dead wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31871418
Okay, I'll stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31871418
Wait, that was the wight's mansion? I thought that sexy banshee lived there.

[Anonymous No.]

THY KINGDOM COME
SCIENCE OF THE SACRED
PROGRAMMING THE NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>31871497
Who said you should stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ohhh I just love it when you run, the way you squirm beneath me, the way you convulse with pleasure when my venom afflicts you, the way you thrash and bash about when you try to resist, the way you run away from me, and especially the way you finally break and let me desecrate your body. All my friends are envious, you know. Hehehehe, you really are the absolute best, Anon~"

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>>31868080
Fear and arousal are closely linked.

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>>31873126
Wait does she have two tailpusies or is there another manticore off to the side? Either way I'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31873236
Rare mutation. One tail goes on your dick, the other latches onto your face like a facehugger and forces her juices into your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31873695
I'm ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31873126
I want a big strong monster girl to protect me from all the sluts that would harm me.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the first thing monsters will do after crossing through the portals is cry uncontrollably because they never thought their husbands would exist outside their imaginations.

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>>31874329
But how do I get my monster wife if haremfags hog all MGs for themselves?

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>>31874424
Try some sports club or a church anon. Meeting MGs in the open is rough in the current age

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>>31874488
True, the church might unexpectedly become popular with mamono, considering its stance on premartial sex and that sex should be for procreation

[Anonymous No.]

Big werewolf

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>>31874846
A dire situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31874329
Why would any monster want to be my husband, I'm worse than trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31874846
Woah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31874846
Optimal female height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31874846
Too short.

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>>31874641
>Church are full of wife-seeking, ungroomed autists with pretty high IQ, but low social inteligence
>Inteligent MGs like dragons or lamias don't care about looks, but they seek for desireable mental traits
>Affection starved autists would happily go with possesive and clingy MGs
>Low chance of being cheated on by an average church guy
>Sex being promoted as a mean of procreation first and foremost
>Religious community is able to help mamono to integrate in human society like no other
It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to asume organised religion would get fairly popular among monster girls, have they got teleported to this world.

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>>31874846
>all that height
>but thin as a rail
Needs more MEAT.

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>>31875547
it would probably be subverted to be even more love based though. I could see a dark priest becoming the next pope though.

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>>31876366
I don't think any changes would be needed at all. In MGE universe the main drive for all monster girls is to find that one special man and have a happy life with them. They only attack random men, because that's the best way to get one.
It is said that once the Deamon Lord figures out how to make Monster Girls birth incubi on a stable rate - the entire universe would be pretty much over in terms of storyline potential - since the mamono population would stay stable wihtout any external inflow and MGs wouldn't need to attack anyone.
If they could get their hubbies just by dating for a year or two and holding out with the sex - they would.
Also - even in very catholic countries - both youngs usualy do fuck before the marriage, and church turns a blind eye if they are going to marry eventualy.

[Anonymous No.]

>that transcendent feel when're you telling a mantis about your hopes and dreams and she starts laughing hysterically

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>>31853649
I'll take a dozen.

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>>31876932
The only thing she plans for is breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>kiki childhood friend accidentally calls you master

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>>31877286
Watch her heart go doki-doki when you insist she just call you husband instead

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>>31877286
Well shit, by MGC laws now you're responsible for her as her master. Next thing you know, she has pulled down your pants and is in the process of signing that "oral" contract.

[Anonymous No.]

You know it's a gonna be a good day when the first thing you wake up to is hot, bapho breath wafting over your face from your cuddle-sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31877659
Man I just wanna hug all the Sabbath monsters. I can’t even get remotely turned on by them, I just want a cute monster daughter

[Anonymous No.]

The almighty, powerful Ice Queen, reduced to a mere cuddle slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a beeg thicc milfy amazoness wife

(yes I know who the artist is, please don't kill me)

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife prefer doing the groceries or does she make you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31878322
Mantises are anprim so they gather food rather than buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31878045
>furshit

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>>31871562
I'm gonna milk that Banshee

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>>31878505
>he doesn’t want a cute dog daughter

[Anonymous No.]

What do people on their deathbeds and fresh Alps have in common?
They're both transitioning
I'm here all week, folks!

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>>31879517
Those types of jokes aren’t funny, anon...

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>>31851529

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>>31880605
For me it's the Gray Mourner from Hollow Knight.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if your adopted succubus daughteru grows up to be an absolute mesugaki who will relish in turning you into her sex slave, know that deep down she is still the same innocent girl who adores her daddy that she used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31877286
>accidentally
I don’t think so, Tim

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>>31880957
clearly you've failed as a father if your daughter latches on to you like that

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>>31880957
What if I calmly and politely explain to her that I’m not interested in having sex with her even though she’s adopted?

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>>31881128
then clearly you are a responsible father

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>>31877286
Would she go to school in a really skimpy maid outfit since she knows I like that or would she only have that on when it's just the two of us?

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>>31880957
>turning you into a sex slave
>daddyfaggotry
She has to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31881208
I agree, although it’s sad, it’s probably best that she gets sent back to the orphanage

[Anonymous No.]

>>31881036
On the contrary, he raised an excellent succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31880957
>Turning me into a sax slave
Wait, this wasn't the deal!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a man of science. I must discover the secret of balls of yarn and why cats love them.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon Silver stiletto heels

[Anonymous No.]

>>31881507
Walk all over me, Miss Sinatra

[Anonymous No.]

>>31881449
Primal urge to torment prey, tearing it limb from limb and disembowelling it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31879169
you forgot that if any anon's pet here was at risk of sithing they would knife it's spine on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>31858617
>>31863800
i like these cats, where can i get more of them?

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>>31881645
>Killing your own pet
Sometimes I forget this website still caters to the folks I saw on TV yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31881645
We both know it's bullshit and anyone raging about "furshit" would be balls deep in sith pussy if it came to that.

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>>31881431
She just wants you to reach your full musical potential anon.

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>>31882209
Probably not because I never looked at my cat with the idea of fucking it.

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>>31881645
Chink hands typed this post.
If my cat ended up going Cait for god knows why I'd care for them as a parent.

[Anonymous No.]

My dog is an old bitch at this point. If she sithed she would probably be a CC sith and thus go out on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31882209
t. projecting furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31882209
No.

[Anonymous No.]

If you cheat to win and don't get caught at a mamano casino can the owner still rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31882209
I would accept a monsterized sith pet but solely due to being a bleeding heart. Deep inside I would still wish for a normal MG to waltz into my life as a second wife though.

[Anonymous No.]

big

[Anonymous No.]

>>31860003
The first time I saw this picture I legit thought the one in the back was Rata with a massive weirdly shaped tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883153
>Cheat to win and don't get caught
Casino bosses already rigged the game against single men so if you win they already know you're cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>You look sad, ojii-san. I will cheer you up~

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>>31883339
Joke's on her, I TILTED THE BUILDING

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>>31874424
According to my headcanon when monsters can have human sons it'll be at an imbalance of about 3-5 daughters for every son to keep things fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883222
Breasts... amazing...

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>>31861462
>Anon and his friend go out drinking alone because their wives are from enemy gangs
>they get kidnapped by terrorists linked to The Order
>the gangster wives have to team up to save their husbands and learn that they aren't so different along the way
Kino

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>>31883379
Can you at least cast megamorphosis on yourself first?

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>>31880957
>Dumb guy adopts wurm
>She likes animals so he takes her to the zoo
>Dangles her over the enclosures so she can get a better look
I don't know if it would be funnier with a small wurm and normal guy or an adult wurm and a guy with a serious case of tard strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883382
>the steel beam crossing event but instead of a dangerous fall it's just a gentle drop into a lamia pit
Kaiji with monster girls when

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883339
>Casino bosses already rigged the game against single men
I know about that but if you do win what can they do to stop you? Especially when you burn the prize money in an oil drum after leaving the casino

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883665
It's a gentle drop but it's far from gentle after the sneks get a hold of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883730
You find yourself as a house husband when the amazon guards punish you for cheating and setting a fire on casino property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883382
>>31883665
wait, no, I have a better one. Instead of the game with the ear drill, you're gambling while a mindflayer embraces you from behind, and each failure has her moving her tentacles a little bit further into your ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883835
Well I guess this is Tonegawa's lucky day because I'm playing Peasant on every round

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would listen to edgy power metal with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31885011
Moth-chan, she's the lead singer of MetalMorphosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>31885155
>Punk moth gf
I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>31885011
The Hölstäür

[Anonymous No.]

>>31885011
Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31885011
A kiki would but you would catch her listening to it before she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883730
>I know about that but if you do win what can they do to stop you?
They won't want to stop you. The jackpot is a harem of succubus girls in bunny suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529

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>>31886650
The girls were hand picked from dating websites with the youngster being 250 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31882209
other posts do not sway my convincement that people would just execute their pet and possibly go murder the person that caused it or at minimum fight them

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>>31886904
If you think I'm going to murder my beloved pet just because it turned anthropomorphic (and gained human intelligence) you're off your goddamn rocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529

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>>31883835
thats no fair. The deeper it gets into my ear the harder i would get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31887102
you're one of the few i guess, everybody else hates furries enough to kill them if they could get away with it and there is no more free kill than missing animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31887102
For what illness is kot treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31886904
The only female pet in my family is my brother's dog, the rest were males. Still even if I don't care much for her I wouldn't kill her either. I might have to make a beeline to which ever monster I like that would take me, but I wouldn't kill her just because she became a Cu Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31887601
>everybody
People are much more likely to get violent over the sabbath or the undead rising from their graves

[Anonymous No.]

>>31887854
any form of feeling under the weather without severe symptoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888001
I would join the Sabbath in a heartbeat to become a wizard. Undead would be a bit interesting as it isn't my first choice, but undeath is an option if eternal youth doesn't work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31887854
All of them other than cat scratch fever

[Anonymous No.]

>>31887854
cat cot
bad for your back, good for your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888001
Yeah but the sabbath and undead aren't in your house so the odds of people getting violent with their newly transformed cats or dogs is probably just as high.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

show some good rape faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888554
POV: You just wanted to get some free gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888554

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888554

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888554

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888554
Not sure if this counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883339
Jokes on them, I have a crippling gambling addiction so I can’t even go to casinos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883339
Cheaters in an undead casino would get drained by a Wight or Vampire until they confess

[Anonymous No.]

Play fucking video games all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529

[Anonymous No.]

>>31883624
If a guy can lift an adult Wurm, this goes way beyond tard strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31888554

[Anonymous No.]

>>31874424
Isn't the MG world fuckhuge? There's probably as many monstergirls than humans on this planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31874329
>>31874424
Your problem for having shit taste and wanting monsters in this world, instead of going to theirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529

[Anonymous No.]

>>31889585
Why not a bridge between both worlds with monsters in each.

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>>31889658
Hips made for eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>31888647
Psh, if she want's to rape me she's gonna have to catch me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31889585
I'm not giving up modern comforts, fuck that. Mamono magic can fix this world, no need to throw away all the benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

Meaty tails.

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>>31890145
Watching their sundress smolder, char and burn as she gets heated up would be fun.

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>>31888554

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>>31889821
blushing ushis are so cute.

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>>31888554
Would an Alp ever have a rape face?

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>>31890742
No need for modern comforts when you got mamono.

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>>31888554

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>>31889821

Cute spider

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>>31890773
>hellhound in a sundress
This is my fetish. Imagine a hot summer day, and a hellhound loli coming over to "play with onii-chan" in a pure white dress so fair you can partially see her small dark body through it.

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>>31891292
>tfw no little hellhound to cradle in my arms and pet like a little poodle

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>>31891292
I'd let a loli Hellhound give my ween a biblical beatdown if you know what I mean

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>>31891292

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>>31891464
We are so blessed to have fags like Latenight and KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31891292
>>31891464
You just fucking know that you days as a single are numbered when a couple with hellhound kids move in next door.

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>>31891515
Remember, monsters can smell fearousal.

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>>31891515
Somebodies got to babysit those troublemakers.

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>>31891292
Sundresses work great on any body type. I like seeing them on big girls.

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>>31888554

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>>31891906
I like them on lithe girls

[Anonymous No.]

Would you sneak into the kakuen exhibit on a dare anon?

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>>31892911
nah

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with working on a brothel stop calling me a whore

[Anonymous No.]

Saw these three dogs outside my door begging for food and since I started feeding them they got so big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31890753
i love those

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/CheapBlast/status/1347157112024084480

Dragon sucking dick.

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>>31874329
>because they never thought their husbands would exist outside their imaginations.
Unfortunately that's just how we'll continue to exist for them.
I wonder what the monster girl version of Ryan Gosling kicking that chair is

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>>31893298
When in doubt, pinky out!

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>>31893305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLmD2kFDm0

[Anonymous No.]

>>31893090
Brothel workers aren't whores, whores are the ones who work at Mofu Parlors

[Anonymous No.]

>>31893197
If you keep feeding them they'll get bigger, its a scientific fact!
>No starving monster sisters to give food to until they start filling out into BEEG girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31893444
BEEEEG GIRLS COMING TO A PLACE NEAR YOU!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31893486
A bit of a DYI project. Although the doing takes a new meaning once they're back in their 'prime'

[Anonymous No.]

>>31893443
Same thing. All whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31890924
Smug little b

[Anonymous No.]

Hungry pickle

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>>31893595
Gonna suplex that wyvern

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>>31893305
>Somewhere out there a Pharaoh or demon is thinking of me
That's enough to make me a little happy

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>>31891515
>You just fucking know that you days as a single are numbered when a couple with hellhound kids move in next door.
Enjoy your smug slutty loli tomboy friend. Very close friend.

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>>31868777
>Psychoanalytically, you want to fuck your mother.
Spiders are considered very feminine symbols, and snakes are also associated with women (at least in the Bible and some insults in my native language), so you may be right.

>>31868778
>it goes from "non-sapient that would try to kill me" to being roughly equal.
If anything, snake and spider girls would have a much easier time killing you (they say spiders and snakes are more afraid of you, than you are of them, and with good reason), so we should be even more afraid of them.

I feel like the reason we aren't, or at least thing we're not, is because their designs are deliberately sexualized, and as such our arousal makes us think that the the "worst" or best scenario that can happen is being raped, while we don't even consider being eaten a possible threat. Unless you're into vore, but that's another matter. Outside of the erotic context of monster girls, if you were to meet a 9ft tall spider with the body of a woman, even if it was an anime girl, I'm pretty sure your first thought would be "please don't eat me", and not "please make me fertilize your egg sac".

>>31873184
Because they produce similar responses in your body? However, I noticed that arousal has a numbing effect, it makes me underestimate danger, and reduces pain once I was sick and came buckets to a Liru animation by ZONE, I had to change my pants, my mom asked me why I'd changed my pants, and I had to come up with a BS lie, while fear has the opposite effect, it makes me more paranoid and feel pain even when there's none.

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>>31851529

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>>31888554

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>>31893626
>A demon who has meticulously written (even for demon standards) contract stored away with care, The signature line remaining blank
>Sometimes she'll remove it from there and look it over briefly before putting it back and letting out a little sigh.

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>>31894033
I will help jiangshi-san button her shirt up because it's too cold to be dress like that.

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>>31894118
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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>>31894155
Jiangshis are undead they never get cold! But you know if you feel like hugging her and sharing that body heat I’m sure she wouldn’t object

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>>31894380
Zombies are the most likely to get addicted to your body heat

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>>31861769
How irritated would a wight be at some anon bullying one of her zombie sisters?

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>>31894526
>"Anon warm"

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>>31893305
>last night I was so lonely and horny that I ended up fondling my pillow, pretending it was my mamono wife's boobies
>realize that a monster girl too may have ended up fondling her own boobies, pretending it was her human husband
>realize that the only thing worse than being lonely and sad and doing pathetic things, is that someone else is probably feeling that way too

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>Rich bicorn mistress getting exotic and rare wives for her slave boy

[Anonymous No.]

Aw jeez, anon, you've made your waifu mad! How are you going to make it up to her?

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>>31874926
This. A monsters biggest challenge would be to convince me that she actually likes me, and not that she's just with me because she's desperate/needs a semen pump.
The thought of any living thing actually liking and desiring me just breaks my immersion.

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>>31892911
Are the kakuen themselves the ones daring boys to jump into their exhibit?

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>>31894741
That's not really what I meant. When we're putting it into the context of me being a fictional character to a monster girl, I'd have to wonder if anyone would find me appealing. Collecting fanart of me, writing stories about me, sharing hypotheticals on the internet. I'm just a lazy NEET. That being said, there are people who will declare their love for anything with two legs or more. So maybe it's not so farfetched.

Also having my new monster wife sharing images of me and making everyone angry would be great.

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>>31894947
There are real people who obsess over depictions of lazy neets who spend all their time online right here on this board.
Why would it be any different on the other side?

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>>31894726
Refurbish her pyramid.

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>>31894947
If Tomoko can get lewd fanart in our world, you can do it in MG world too.

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>>31894726
Give her angry anal in the truck stop bathroom.

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>>31894586
All of these years have gone by and no monster gf for me. I hope to God that I'll get one in the afterlife.

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>>31883153
>Casino chips are made of Realm Gold from Creeping coins, every chip has an eye on it.

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>>31894573
>Have to do all your chores with a zombie clinging to you all day
>At least she isn't' very heavy

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>>31893298
Now that's the good stuff.

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>>31895507
Life gets hard when your zombie gets all wrapped up in the bed sheets to anchor herself so you can't pull yourself out of bed.

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>>31894947
>I'd have to wonder if anyone would find me appealing.
The standards of attractiveness for MGs are probably completely different from that of humans. They're demonic beings, so they likely operate in ways that are completely foreign, if not incomprehensible, to us.

For example, consider how humans have selectively bred wolves (wild, aggressive) into dogs (domesticated, loyal), and then we turned dogs into pugs and chihuahuas. The latter are an affront to nature, pugs in particular have all sorts of health issues.

I'm sure wolves (who can still mate with dogs) wouldn't even recognize them as "something I can mate with", but "something I can eat", or ignore them outright. However, humans like pugs, so that's why they're still around.

The same logic applies with monster girls: just because your own kin doesn't like you for any number of understandable reason, doesn't mean other beings wouldn't be interested for any number of incomprehensible reasons. If humans can form an emotional bond with other animals, I don't see why sentient monster girls couldn't form emotional bonds with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>fall asleep with your window open
>wake up married to 10 mosquitos
on the bright side, you’ll have a shit load of children

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>>31896642
Make sure to let a spider girl in, before you leave the window open...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bGh-3EdUog

[Anonymous No.]

>For my set of fapfics of men getting defiled by monstergirls, I've added another part about a man rescuing his girlfriend only for him to be too late because she's already become a Roper. I will post it here instead of turning it into a pdf.
The small monster camp had easily been taken by Thilo the ranger. A few arrows from an unknown location hitting the guards had caused them to give up looking for him and flee to nurse their wounds. More importantly, they had abandoned their cargo, a cage with a heavy blanket over it containing Thilo’s girlfriend Ebba.

After waiting a few minutes to make sure the guards didn’t come back, he approached the cage, as he got closer, he started hearing strange, muffled noises coming from the cage.

To his surprise, after pulling the tarp off the cage he saw Ebba being molested by a mass of tentacles. He was left speechless, frozen, and aroused by the sight as Ebba’s naked body was defiled by the tentacles, her mouth, pussy, and ass were filled, her breasts groped, and her body glistened with an erotic slime. Shaking off his stupor, Thilo quickly broke the lock open with his crowbar and drew his sword to cut the beast off.

Thinking that the tentacles would be too busy defiling his girlfriend to react, Thilo was caught off guard as they quickly redirected to wrap around his legs. “Damn fiend! Let go of me.” Thilo swung kicked his legs and cut at the tentacles to try to get them off but they bound him even further, each shallow cut quickly healed, and each severing cut restored by the tentacle pressing its stump back on the lost piece. The tentacles reached up further and more perversely, coiling around more of his body and underneath his clothes. “Grr… How is this thing so strong?” Having gained a firm grip on his body, the tentacles pulled him closer to Ebba.

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>>31896992
Thilo changed tactics, digging his feet into the ground to resist the tentacles pull and managed to stop himself from being pulled any further. “How about this time, I bring you over you freak.” Thilo started pulling Ebba closer to him by the tentacles, sword ready to strike at the main body once he found it. “Haha, come closer, I’ve got steel for you.” Thilo said with a proud grin.

The tentacles were not simple beasts and changed tactics, tickling his cock and anywhere else they could touch. “Cur. You fight dirty” Thilo cursed. Their touch made him shiver, causing him to try to shake them off again instead of pulling the creature closer. He felt one start sucking on one of his nipples and dropped his sword to start pulling that tentacle away but whenever he pulled a tentacle off, another replaced it. More tentacles reached towards him to wrap around his arm and through numbers, yanked his arms above his head.

Now with his entire body in an unyielding tentacle bind, the tentacles pulled his shirt up and his pants down, coating his body in their liquid. The tentacles molesting him grew warts over their surface, the little bumps strengthening the sensations in his body. Thilo bit his lip to suppress his moans but as the tentacles learned where his weakpoints were, they focused their attentions and groans of pleasure started to leak out. Thilo’s body glistened from the slimy tentacle massage. He now looked just as obscene as Ebba. Even though this should feel gross, the tentacles were instead making Thilo feel hot, pleasure running through his skin.

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>>31897017
The tentacles got kinkier, a thinner one crawled into Ebba’s pussy and around Thilo’s cock, jerking him off as he fucked her pussy. Another slid into his ass, poking, and prodding until is found his prostrate and then aggressively stimulated it. The stimulation brought Thilo to his peak and he started thrusting his hips forward into Ebba, filling her with his cum. Ebba’s eyes rolled back into her head and her tongue hung out of her mouth, feeling a better creampie then she had ever felt before.

The tentacles gave them both a break, halting their movements but maintaining a firm grip on their bodies. Ebba recovered first, finally looking at her boyfriend with lucid eyes and moved to kiss him and wrap her arms around his body. She then nuzzled into Thilo’s chest, the tentacles matching her movements.

Thilo calmed down a little later. “Don’t thank me yet, I haven’t gotten us out of these tentacles.”

“That won’t be a problem husband.” The tentacles released their hold on them both and she got to her feet, turning so that he could see her behind. For the first time, Thilo saw that the tentacles didn’t come from something outside of her body, they came from within her body. Thilo scrambled to his feet in horror and in a moment, Ebba was hugging him with her arms and tentacles. “Thank you for giving me your cum. The tentacles are my limbs now. My hugs are now several times more loving.”

“It’s not too late, we can get you to a doctor and remove those parasites.”

Ebba glared at him, pushed him to the ground and mounted him. “No. I want to keep my new limbs and I’ll make sure you want me to keep them as well.”

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>>31874424
Didn’t kc say the world of mge is bigger and the population is larger don’t worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>he’s posted his fanfiction right into the thread

[Anonymous No.]

How easy are you for a monster to break?

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>>31897383
Hard, I'll never lose to monster pussy!

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>>31892911
Wouldn’t need to dare me

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>>31897383
Threat level: Very low
Difficulty to break: Low
Weaknesses: Everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>31897328
I respect it.

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>>31897383
Depends, if it’s a Sabbath monster they’d never break me. Average monster could probably do it easily by picking me up and demanding sex. Absolute mommies like dark priests, minotaurs, lilims, or demons would make me shut down just from eye contact

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>>31897383
You wouldn't even need to break me, a loyal monster wife would see me turn willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31897383
joke's on them, I'm already broken

[Anonymous No.]

Ready to be deliciously devoured by a grape snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31897383
There's nothing to break.

[Anonymous No.]

Well?

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>>31897383
Rub my face around her stomach and breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31898099
Yes, and her horse pussy as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>31898099
Yes

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>>31896871
>have arachne wife
>put hanging bug zapper lamp on windowsill
>lay down naked on your bed to act as bait
>lures bugs through your open window to her web
>they get caught without fail every single time
>get some popcorn ready every night so you can watch her fuck the shit out of every other insect girl in the city

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>>31881645
You should be ashamed of yourself for posting that anon.

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>>31897383
Would break from fat demon ass on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>31896992
>>31897017
>>31897053
But why in the thread? Pastebin is so much easier to save stories with. Or if not pastebin one of the other sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31881645
My pet is a 19 year old male cat so I'm pretty sure I'm good on that front.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna rest my head on a Troll's palm

[Anonymous No.]

If a fox girl kumiho is based on gray foxes, and lives in forests, should she use tan skin for her human form, to blend in better with her environment?

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>>31897383
Depends on the species and how she tries to break me. Like, normal rape and just trying to turn me on normally wouldn't work, but then, get a vampire, have her hug me tightly and whisper sweet things in my ear while kissing, licking and biting my neck and I'll probably kill anyone she commands me to next day.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores will turn you into a drooling idiot addicted to their venom

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>>31899065
purple titties though

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>>31899065
That is legitably the one thing that turns me off about them. Big powerful bodies, versatile tail, its just that I don't trust drugs. I know their venom isn't suppose to effect the mind, but it still scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899065
I for one welcome my transformation into a drooling venom addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>31898594
Obasan cat-sith alp gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899065
They wouldn't even need to use the venom on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899191
Mamono are great like that.

[Anonymous No.]

How should I dress if I'm a male hooker in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899327
The key to a successful male hooker in the MGE world is to not dress up in anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31898644
Isn't it based more on latitude?
Polar bears and silver foxes have very dark skin under their coats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899065
I like Manticores but I don't want to become an addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899161
Manticores will have an effect on your mind one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899327
Depends on what type of monsters you want to have as your client

>>31899366
No that's just asking to be raped and husbando'd. Probably arrested and raped by police monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899065
There’s only one thing I’d be a drooling addict for

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899366
Completely naked on a street doesn't sound like a hooker, more like a junky or someone who already got raped.
>>31899673
>Depends on what type of monsters you want to have as your client
Let's consider two types, either the tough ones that like it rough and will call me things like bitch or fuckdoll, or shy and horny nerds that can't just ask a guy out normally.

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>>31899947
For the former you should dress like the later, and the reverse.

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>>31899947
>tough ones
Simple, dress like a fag
>shy nerds
Dress like someone intimating, like a punk or something that’ll make em extra flustered
And as for Sabbath monsters, just dress like a holy preacher and they’ll feel a strong urge to “corrupt” you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900085
>And as for Sabbath monsters, just dress like a holy preacher
>Not like a father or old man

[Anonymous No.]

Hope from on high! Valkyrie short for >>28011104 complete. Now with vitamin Ao3!

https://pastebin.com/H0W0zHFk
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28621557

With that, this round of requests is complete. I'll be starting the final arc of the main story. Don't know how I'm going to dice it up, I might finish the whole thing in one segment. I also have to make sure the story wraps up nicely, so it might take longer than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900154
>implying a preacher doesn’t already give off fatherly or elderly vibes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>31900037
>actually be a shy nerd
>all the delinquents say you dress like a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899682
>mindbreak from lilim thighs
Too powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900354
At that point you should just become a whore for one group of delinquents, at least that way you only get raped by the same girls all the time.

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>>31899410
I checked their distribution on Wikipedia, and they're mostly concentrated in the USA/Mexico, so they may have natural tan skin just because of the warm climate. I intended to use tan skin mostly because they live in wooded/rocky regions. Their fur is salt and pepper on their backs/tails, brown on the legs, with only the muzzle and underbelly being white. I figured that in human form, that would equate to ashen hair, and brown skin, so they could camouflage themselves and ambush humans more easily. Something like pic related?
Besides, tan would be a nice contrast with all the pale kitsune pictures out there. Porcelain skin is pretty, but chocolate skin is tasty.

Interestingly, it also seems like they're monogamous and mate for life. Made for monsterization!

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[Anonymous No.]

(You) are forced, yes, FORCED, to join one (1) Sabbath of your choosing. Which do you join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901104
I'd rather kill myself and hope there isn't a sabbath in the afterlife as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901195
(You) get resurrected and claimed by a member of the Kuroferuru Sabbath. Next

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>>31901104
Gonna become Bapho-chan's big brother.

If that doesn't pan out, I'll make a go at Runya. And if that fails, I'll go for one of her ratas

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901250
But I don't like lolis. How are they going to deal with an eternally mad guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901104
Shiro. I like lolibabas anyway. I'll gladly serve a pear-shaped lolibaba witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901313
>>31901379
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901313
MAMONO MANA fixes all problems. A little monster loli pussy and you’ll be hooked

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901557
They took big, mature, curvy, girls from me. Not even MM will stop my anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529

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>>31901104
I could make any of them work
Janitor for shiro
Tattoo artist for kuro
Barometz rancher for marune
Stress relief for grelia
Rentable onii-chan for momo
Pillow for runyarunya
Throw some sticks and tennis balls for ropu
and then I'd just offer my services outside the barracks for the demon lords army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31894586

Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

The best you can hope for is a girl who is a MG on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901104

I'd do anything for Rata pussy. Hos before bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900972
Interestingly we have a rare alpine subspecies of gray foxes around where my folks live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31902203
>alpine subspecies of gray foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900172
Nice read Magus and I'll be looking forward to the end of isekai end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31902545
As in this type is endemic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901104
Shiro, love magic, love lolibabas, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31903022
Can't defeat the lolibaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>31885388
dood

[Anonymous No.]

>>31894700
Did the Hellhound open the door through her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31903386
The Bicorn is shorter and closer than she looks.

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>>31900172
Thanks for doing my request Magus, I look forwards to the conclusion of the main story!
Are you planning on doing any other long running series after the main story and alternate endings? I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to take a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901104
The one with really big tits and hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31903586
>Hellhound's ears and ponytail would have scraped the doorframe as she came in
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31903623
Maybe. I do have a few projects that I'm going to be working on after the main story is finished. Epilogues and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31903788
Sick dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900172
Good shit, good luck with the main ending

[Anonymous No.]

If Mino milk is an illegal steroid, would Hakutaku milk be illegal for trivia shows? I had my Jeopardy audition this earlier this week and I think I did well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31856024
I love this picture, makes me imagine warm summer nights with my monster waifu, though for some reason she has a cajun accent in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900172
Awesome, good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904157
>Mino milk is an illegal steroid
I will not rest until whoever delegalized it is in prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904300
I meant illegal in competition. It’s like how glitched speed runs are allowed, as long as you are upfront about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904531
>want to enter a sport competition
>you're not allowed because your momster is a Minotaur
Still sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904531
>glitched speed runs
No we ain't going freaking talk about that here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31894700
I love how the Bicorn is drooling in the second panel. It's as if her husband has been blue-balling her for so long by refusing to fuck other women and those other women respecting his consent so the Bicorn resorted to getting a woman who doesn't care about consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31898394
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904757
Animal abuse is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904809
if they turn into furries it's just killing off furries which is what y'all dream of though

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904888
Don't even joke about it you fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31879517
Someone send Charon's design to KC and have him design a MG based off of her. We need a ferryman MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904888
I wouldn't encourage violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904888
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904920
>>31904988
try not reflexively saying that you want them to die then

[Anonymous No.]

>>31901104
The onee-sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31905361
I desire a huge titty, cake Kiki harem just to get comfy with

[Anonymous No.]

>>31905361
Sing us a song Barmaid Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31904720

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and dont burn down the thread
Instead, ponder this.

Who makes the harem beds?
Do they sell them on approximate number that can fit on them? Is there an adjusted scale where two lolis equal a normal woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31906137
Whoever they are they don't sell anything that can accommodate a snek mating ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>31906214
that's when instead of a bed you have a huge cushion pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31900172
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

I stand with all the victims of hellhounds in heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31906940
>stand
Mocking their inability to stand is rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>31899682
Surprised that no one has posted a Wight version of this meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529

[Anonymous No.]

>>31906940
I kneel in solidarity with the victims of Ushi-Oni mating season

[Anonymous No.]

>>31851529
wurm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31907100
Any day that ends in y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31907156
this is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31907429
Any hour that ends in 'o-clock

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>>31883730
>thread is full of furfags, simps, subs, and lolicucks
This is why we deserve to die alone.

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Didn't ask

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What kind of super heros would monster girls think up? What kinds of fantasy stories would they create?

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>>31909082
I'm all for being a harmless evil getting bodied by a magical girl familiar fusion every saturday morning.

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>>31897383
I don't want to find out. If the portals open up I'll be sleeping with a gun under my pillow until I get together with a sensible woman.

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>>31908946
Why are you attempting to shame people in a monster girl general?
That's either redundant, or completely ineffective.

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>>31909326
Because lolicons and furfags believe everyone else is as sexually thirsty as they are.

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I want to hold hands and take a stroll across a demon realm district with a monster friend

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>>31909326
>someone spends weeks doomsaying but gets nowhere so he resorts to bait and shitposts
Many such cases!

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Stuck in Phantom's N*R fantasy.

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I am going to break the smug and tsundere by crying and deep sadness

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>>31909025

Thats a nice looking kot

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>>31910142
don't look at the kots, they will never leave you alone after.

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>>31910336
You clearly know nothing about cats. People who don't like them and avoid eye-contact are the ones who get the most attention from the feline fiends.

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Girl bites dog

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I am gonna walk through MGC wearing a t-shirt that says "I am a slut for succs" while also having multiple succubus mana markers applied.

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>>31910735
That sounds like something that would be done on Jackass in the monster girl world.

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>>31910687
What does man bite then?

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>>31910831
Omelette du fromage!

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Post foxes

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>>31910607
So what you're saying is that since I'm allergic to cats, a Chesire would sit on my face and make me unable to breathe in more than one way?
Apparently what causes an allergic reaction is some proteins in a cat's saliva, so she'll probably scratch my crotch, and set my dick on fire as well. You should've seen how my arm looked when I got tested for allergies as a kid, it was as if I had 1st degree burns.

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>>31910841
I will now bite a frog

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>>31911113
I feel bad for you. My dad loves animals but can't have any pets because his breathing will stop.

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>https://i.imgur.com/V59e5FV.gif
this is the kind of shit that makes me absolutely rigid at the thought of being trapped and raped by a humpty

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>>31911249
This, but with a fox and her tails.

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>>31911144
I'm sorry for your dad. Thankfully it's not that bad for me, I've never had to use inhalers, but a cat in a room will likely just reduce me to a teary-eyed, sneezing, snotty mess.
I know it's a weird thing to suggest, but has he ever considered keeping insects? Some of them (mantises, beetles, isopods (technically they're crustaceans, not insects), stick bugs, jumping spiders, tarantulas) can be surprisingly colorful, and while most of them are fine with little more than leaves and sticks, if he's into DIY he can have fun making a terrarium to house them.
The only issue is that insects are more niche than other pets, and there may be legal restrictions on buying/selling them, and so you may have to go out and catch your own. You can't handle them much either, but on the upside they don't require much care other than feeding, and regulating the humidity/temperature.

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>>31911717
He's got a house full of plants. Some of them are older than me.

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>>31911112
Why

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>>31911249
I have no single fantasy greater than being trapped in a slime prison and milked dry, then being lovingly caressed as I fall asleep in her gooey, sticky, cool embrace.

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>https://i.imgur.com/4lTdrbw.png
never really thought of a rapey handjob before, still quite hot.

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>>31912425
All that wasted jizz tho, a real monster girl would suck up every last drop

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>>31912106
Especially if she makes herself into a kind of "suit". Your body is forced to go along with her movements as she goes about her day while at the same time your whole body is getting violated.

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Remember to snuggle your undead this winter!

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>What makes me a good Demoman? If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing about it now would I!?"

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>We're gonna take over the world by sucking dicks and getting fucked like cows
Yeah, they really didn't think this through too well.
But I'm not complaining

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Let's say strong mamono like Hellhound or Manticore husbanded me up in high school, when I was a shy nerd autist. Would she actively oppose me wanting to hit the gym, getting /fit/and generally becoming a Chad? Or would she encourage it?
How would she react if I said I do it for her?

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>>31913949
But Anon, ALL they want is Chad.

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>>31909082
A cupid who goes around and saves men from abusive human women

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>Hehehe. Sweeney Todd...
Redcap-chan is acting weird again

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>>31912956
onimusha kino

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>>31913949
In the case of a hellhound, she'd think it's cute and remind you that she's the only one capable of protecting you.
Manticores aren't protective. They're just cumsluts. As long as whatever you're doing doesn't get in the way of your 20 daily milkings, she won't care

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>>31914803
Kino is German for cinema

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>>31914946
no it means based

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>>31914946
Ja,das stimmt.

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>>31914978
Based on what?

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>>31909025
S-Shut up! I'm not lost!

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Would Living Armors project and or use more powerful energy shielding that can block and deflect physical, magical and ballistic damage?

>https://youtu.be/-ly5VzcMOwo

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>>31915080
the hardware inside

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How much exp do I get for making a banshee smile?

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>>31915086
Big Hips!

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Romantic songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHAIgpih86E

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Infinite lifespan = infinite chance of cuckoldry. Remember that when courting the undead or lims.

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Can someone please just shut off all the sex?
I'm starting to chafe here

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>>31916445
Sorry pal, Fridays are special days when my wife gets to enjoy 16 very special hours with me. Don't worry tho, it's back to usual 13 tommorow.

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just got into AK and they have some cute oni girls

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>>31916445
I’m sorry anon. I’m afraid I can’t do that

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>>31916196
but what if i want that?

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>>31889388
I remember some lore saying that humans are the most numerous race in MGEland, but it's not clear if that means humans outnumber the maximum population monster subspecies specifically (probably devil bugs), so are therefore massively outnumbered when you take all monsters together; or if the sum of all monsters is less than the sum of all humans

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>>31917014
Prey animals vastly outnumber their predators, it must ever be so.

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>>31916196
Infinity x Zero is still Zero.

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>>31896479
> The standards of attractiveness for MGs are probably completely different from that of humans

I always assumed that, since (MGE) monsters are part-succubus and succubi are demons, they'd find sinful personality traits appealing. It's the slothful, envious, lustful gluttons (that is, fat compulsive masturbator NEETs) that'll be swarmed by admiring heart-pupils mgs first.

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>>31911249
It's from a translated mg vidya, fyi. "Milking Farm"

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>>31917054
>Prey animals vastly outnumber their predators
You’re telling me ratas aren’t prey?

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>>31917836
i wish i was livestock for monsters

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>>31918332
> i wish i was breeding stock for monsters
Only the most desperate monster would drink semen from a jug from a man they never met, holst milk though is always in demand and they produce more when pregnant so get to work anon

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>>31918332
Likewise.
Milking Farm is just an RPGMaker "escape from the livestock farm" shtick, but I've often mused as to how a game where you're a complicit livestock would work.
Alas, "lie back and jizz real hard 24/7 365" is more enjoyable IRL than as any kind of narrative

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Dark Mages may put strange things into your drinks.

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>>31918915
Dark mages may put you into strange drinks. (They like spermtinis)

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>>31911113
It's fine, I'm sure they'd have a manticore friend that could give them some all-natural EpiPens of their own make, and they would probably actually work because something something mamono mana.

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On a scale of 'dainty hug' to 'bone-breaking squish', how tightly do you want you rmonsterwife to hug you?

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>>31919538
My ribs have never done anything for me, they need to go.

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>>31919538
I just want her to hug me.

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>>31919538
i wanna be gently squished into my flat fish's chest

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>>31919538
Russian babushka stronk hug

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>>31919538
Does she really love me if my chest isn't reformed in her liking? Whole ribs is how You can tell a man in loveless marriage.

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>>31916196
0 X 0 = 0

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>>31919538
Firmly secured between her breasts with no chance of escape.

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>>31920148
The proper place for a man.

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>>31919538
Around my back or cuddling me like a daki. Close enough to feel her warmth.
Of course, if she just wants to wrap me in her tentacles, that's fine too.

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What would a Lilim do for exactly one (1) soft pretzel

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>>31921058
Rub her horns.

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>>31921098

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>>31921581
I want to bully a powerful monster girl by jerking off her horn, her jerking me off is optional but appreciated.

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>>31921098
horn rub and tail rub are too much of a lewd spectacle

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>>31919538
I better hear my spine pop

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>>31921642
A tail or horn rub are the best ways to break LIM.EXE and boot her into MAXIMUM.RAPE.

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>500 posts page 10
Is that shitstorm finally dying down?

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>>31911249
I want a shog to absorb me like this from time to time. Raped inside her with no mercy!

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>>31922355
shogs are very versatile maidwives

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>>31922355
Absolutely same.

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>>31922232
Dude shut up who cares how many posts there are

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>>31923029
i care about how many tailposts there are

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>>31922439
>>31922577
It is her payment of choice. You did sign her maid contract after all. A 24 hour rape session every week or two.

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Ethnic servants.

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>>31923359
>Elf Slav, wat do?

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>>31923455
Cheeki breeki, lumberfoot

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>>31923359
Never trust elves Anons. Elves will wait years for the right chance to strike back at you. One day your wake naked and tried to a bed with Elf drunk on fertility potions greeting you.

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>>31923455
>>31923863
Are you sure it's an Elf? Looks buff, like an Amazon. And she has those ethnic tattoos.

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>>31924012
Wild Elf.

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>>31924012
Tribal elves

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>>31923359
I want to hire a MG as my maid and treat her with full professionalism, not even look up her skirt when she's on a ladder.

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>that transcendent feel when you see an obviously bothered holstaurus desperately looking for someone to milk her but then she notices you, quickly grabs her breasts and forcefully squeezes out the entire body of milk with a violent "SQUIIIISH" in under a few seconds, all while maintaining eye contact

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>>31924669
>tell her she needs to take responsibility now and marry me

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>>31924381
How long would it take her to snap and what would she do when she does?

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>>31924833
She won't snap. The maid would just drug their master with ragging mushrooms to get their way.

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>>31924833
That's why I'd hire only docile species- a young kikimora or unagi joro

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>>31851529

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>>31900172
good stuff, thanks for doing all the requests

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>>31901104
I’ll force a fucking grenade down my throat before I join the sabbath. My love of MILFs and curves is too strong.

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>>31906137
>salesman slaps a giant bed
>this baby can hold so much horse pussy on it