Hololive Global

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Hololive Global

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this one

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>>31802957
This one was posted first

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i miss gura

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>>31802978
...Me too?

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I love Ina!

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'ello Youchube, my name is Sir Rikka.

I'm a 27 year old Knight Bachelor (a loyalist of our majesty Queen Elizabeth II for you pillocks). I compose troubadour melodies on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my verses and playing superior British sports. (Rugby, cricket, fox hunting)

I train with my longbow every day, this superior weapon can pierce clean clean through steel because it is made from superior yew wood, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my longbow loicense two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak British English fluently, both R.P. and the Cockney dialect , and I write it fluently as well. I know everything about British history and the chivalric code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my UK visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious Ancient University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a broadcaster for the BBC or a Shakespearean actor!

I own several top hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to England, so I can fit in easier. I tip my hat to the ladies and ask them if they fancy a cuppa, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in England!

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*sees your dick*

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Well that’s it guys, I’m going to this bitch’s house and seeing what’s up.. I work on art all god damn day for this whore and she just decides to go radio silent? Time to teach her a lesson

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>>31802998
based

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ahh the pepeloni

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Mori love.

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>>31803005
Klaius, wait please... Dont do this

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I used to miss chicken

BUT CHICKEN IS BACK, TOMORROW AT 4 AM GMT! TELL YOUR FRIEND, TELL YOUR VIRTUAL WIFE!

THE GIRL IS BACK IN THE GAME!

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>>31803003
Why korone's face is so erotic?
t. not a dogfucker

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>>31803005
KLAIUS NO

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>>31803005
based dudel

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Gura, schedule onegai...

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Loving Ame!
Marrying Ame!
Taking Ame to bed!
Pleasing Ame sexually!
Providing Ame the living standards she wants!
Satisfying Ame emotionally!
Getting closer to Ame physically!
Having to explain the lunches Ame gave me to my co-workers!
Having a rewarding marriage with Ame!
Nine children with Ame!
Playing video games with Ame!
All facets of my life filled with happiness because of Ame!
I love Ame!

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>>31802994
Me too!

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>...what? Gura? you silly chumbud... she's already inside... do you want to join her?

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>>31802994
Me too!

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>>31803005
Please give her a good spanking for me.

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>>31803003
what is korone's face trying to convey?

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What the fuck, I remember listening to Wah Wah World back when it came out and didn't really think much of it. I had a few drinks tonight and decided to give it a try again, and it's suddenly a total banger. So this is the power of alcohol...

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>>31802998
kek
make one for pizzadad

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>>31802732
So is this the state of these threads now? Redditors are just openly allowed as long as they're Gura fans because of "muh unity"? And this is honestly not supposed to be a hugbox?

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I've been awake for 22 hours, please give me any sign Gura...

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>>31803020
So, was this story true or not?

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Getting everything you need prepared for Amelia's Kitchen Mayhems in Cooking Simulator friends, where we at?

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>>31803016
Who?

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Chumbuds I come bearing gifts. https://files.catbox.moe/671mc4.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/77b2r3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/r3kgac.mp4
https://streamable.com/44zejx
https://files.catbox.moe/s99457.mp4
https://pastebin.com/c8uYDiDu

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I remember warning you losers that Gura was going to abandon her fanbase again and you called me a HERfag and told me to fuck off. Who's laughing now?

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>>31803036
She likes what she sees

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>>31803041
Nigger he’s trolling you

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>non-Ame OP
fuck off

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>>31803005
Come nigger she'll teach you a lesson or two

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>>31803020
>ame mousepad
nice touch

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So KFP, what have you guys been up to for the past few days while 10chou was gone?

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>>31803049
fuck off HERfag

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>>31803042
Probably not, but it now counts as official lore.

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>>31803020
>ame was the gurass poster

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>>31803054
>I was just pretending to be retarded

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Gura is not my oshi, but i hope she can find peace and balance and more importantly that she finds happiness.

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>>31803041
>I don't know what /hlg/ is.
Really does sound like a Redditor.

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I think Gawr Gura SUCKS

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>>31802998
Good luck in London it's a bit of a mess and they banned swords and knives ages ago. Narwhal tusks are still green though

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>>31803049
Ok
Give me 30 minutes
Sorry for the delay

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>>31803041
I was shitposting, anon. Didn't think you'd take it so hard. But yes, I'm a redditor and I only started visiting here since September. Cope.

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I think the tentacultists got to a dude last thread.

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>>31803047
Thank you. I needed this.

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>>31803055
SHAVE

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>>31803005
Klaius you'll get killed by chumguts, don't do this to yourself man

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>>31803080
ILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

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>>31803080
God Goomba?

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>>31803076
i hope she streams

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>>31803041
>posts Ame
>complains that thread is a hugbox
Do cuckmates really?

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>>31803027
Babies with Ame's Youthful and Fertile body......

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>>31803076
happiness meaning a boyfriend in this context

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>>31803085
It's not shitposting if it's the truth anon. What do you even think shitposting means? Go back.

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>haachamachachhchhhchaammaaa

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I thought you guys insisted on only using threads with pics of holos that are streaming right now / about to stream?

Weird how you stopped with that when it was Ame's turn huh...

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>>31803042
I don't think it's true, unless they were using prototype/buggy models before debut or something. Being able to have the model sudden show up naked (even if it's barbie naked) seems like too big of a risk.

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>>31803080
Fred... why...?

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>>31803065
Watching her friends

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>>31803018
It's the teeth, they add a lot of lewd nature to her face, and the slightly narrowed eyes make it look like she's going to drain your balls for the night.

I say this as someone who can't jerk off to Korone because she's a dorky fuck who isn't erotic at all 95% of the time.

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>>31803047
>emergency Gura supplies
based

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>>31803005
Klaius, no...

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>>31803065
watching VODs

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>>31803005
Give her a good one

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Gura please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead please don't be dead..

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>>31803005
I'd like to see you try. Do you think a farmer doesn't keep a revolver?

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>>31803047
God imagine tickle her to the point of pissing

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>>31803049
Nice bait, but what happened she simply couldn't do yoga because her legs were hurt after Ringfit.

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>>31803005
She's obviously getting clapped by her bf for almost 3 days now.

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>>31803080
you take that back

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>>31803019
the "FLIRTING WITH AME" always gets me

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>>31803047
I was about to say it's just not the same but then
>https://files.catbox.moe/s99457.mp4
This one always hits the spot.
Thanks.

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Get that ass Shadowbanned!

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>>31803065
Why would you post art from that fag?

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>>31803065
Finished some games I had backlogged and started saving a metric fuckton of fanart to post when she streams later.

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Fact: Gura snorts are criminally underappreciated

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>>31803097
there there~

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Portly Pussy Post

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>>31803106
hahaha the newfags are getting uppity again

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baby check

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>>31803018
It's basically the same style that MMD/3D lewd artists use in their videos. If you watched a lot of MMD porn your brain is hardwired to get erect to that face.
t. not a dogfucker either.

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Eating week-old leftover curry off of plastic plates with Ame-chan!

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>>31802994
I love Ina too!

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>>31803145
Her giggles are magic

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Ina is boring. She's not comfy, SHE IS BORING
BORING BORING BORING
EXTREMELY BORING WITH NO REDEEMING QUALITIES OTHER THAN HER MEDIOCRE WEEB DRAWINGS THAT WOULD BE LAUGHED OUT OF ANY SERIOUS ART GALLERY OR SCHOOL

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>>31803114
> she's a dorky fuck who isn't erotic at all 95% of the time.
anon, she is always erotic as fuck

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I wish I could put together something creative for Ame's birthday. I'll do my reps so i can draw something next year.

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Gura should drop schedules. She should do spontaneous streams at any given moment and stop putting pressure on herself by forcing a schedule to happen. Members should be notified and those that want to support her will do so regardless of what she does. It's not entirely fair to everyone but you will never, as an online presence, ever be able to satisfy everyone with what you say or do. She clearly isn't good at keeping up with schedules, she's better at improvising and doing things her way, so this needs to be encouraged rather than frowned upon. She can be the wildcard of the group. She can use a schedule for important events.

Discuss.

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>>31803151
I nearly died when she had her first one

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hggg hh ghgh 　　ch h ch ammm chamm　　　amm ch chsghh ghhh hh ehh hehehehh hahaha haheh h ch ch

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Chikin?

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https://twitter.com/Jeans_TV/status/1346309053404864512

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I just woke up and had a dream s*nz*wa was streaming, webcam and all, and someone in chat asked "Are you Gawr Gura?" and she in return switched between webcam and Vtuber like flickering a lightswitch going "A-A-A-A-A-A, what if I am, hmm?" and it freaked me out I dunno the dream was so real first thing I had to do was go to /jp/ and see if someone else was seeing this shit.

Anyways back to sleep no stream or schedule from Gura today it seems.

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>>31803164
I love Ina too!

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Reading these threads it's like most people forget that Gura puts out a schedule every Tuesday. This timeloop has been happening for months.

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>>31803042
>was Ame's story true or not
Well what the fuck do you think?

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>>31803164
>serious art galleries
>serious art
>art galleries
heh

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>>31803045
NAKADASHI KIARA, TONIGHT ON WWW.YOUTUBE.COM, FORGET BROADCAST YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU WILL ONLY WANT TO WATCH THIS GENKI GIRL'S BROADCAST INSTEAD

WE HAVE MINECRAFT, ATELIER RYZA, FIRE EMBLEM, THE BEST SUPACHA READINGS SINCE SLICED BREAD AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

COME TODAY AT 4 AM GMT AT HTTPS://WWW/YOUTUBE.COM/CHANNEL/UCHsx4Hqa

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Oh god, Gura please. Just unpin your schedule. I'm actually hitting levels of concernfag that is actual faggotry.

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>>31803015
>>31803019
>>31803096
>>31803117
https://vocaroo.com/1aXjviXT3uwG

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>>31803110
Could just be a skeleton test model or something.

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>>31803148
Wait who is it and what did they do, I just saved it randomly without knowing who it was from

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>>31803151
https://files.catbox.moe/1tshqd.mp4

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>>31802720
>>31802852
Contrary to what the thread may believe, I doubt that all Holo fans in China all turned on them at the drop of a dime. What's more likely is that a core group of Coco antis (or just antis in general) coordinate their attacks, similar to how we get raided by discordfaggots, or the kana thread gets Nijiniggers, to come here and stir up shit. The donation law that was passed around a month ago is likely a government attempt to stop the simps from sending so much of their money overseas instead of spending it domestically.

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>>31803176
Haachama?!

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>>31803179
Thanks for the blog anon, I will subscribe for the next one

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Who won in Peko vs Botan match? I missed the whole thing due to wageslaving.

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>>31803177
Chikin!

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>>31803159
ame gato
game

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>>31803170
we already told you 20 times that this idea is retarded, fuck off

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>>31803005
You're going to show up at Gura's house and a line of KFP Employees will be waiting to escort you to their van.

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>>31803110
>>31803042
My guess is that loading screens and treating "showing the ui" as a big yab, plus going off screen to change things about the model, all point to it being theoretically possible for the model to show up barbie-naked, and that's what the talents are trying to avoid

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I like Haatons

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>>31803159
>week old
cook some fresh fuck food

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>>31803182
Today IS Tuesday, she would have published her schedule an hour or two ago if we were actually timelooping

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>>31803041
Mods banning people for being anti-unity didn't clue you in that this is a hugbox?

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>>31803108
hachchhhh hhhhh achahcahchhhh mamah chhahhhhh aaahahchchhhhh haaaaaaachmmm ch chaaaaaaaammcham mccccch

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>>31803049
You don't sound like you're laughing either

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>>31803189
Fucking hell, this is good shit, you're inspiring me

[Anonymous No.]

How do you fix HololiveEN?
What do you look out for when recruiting HololiveEN Gen2?

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>>31803102
If that makes her happy, if she's alone then all those negative feelings will affect her much harder, with a bf at least she has support and companionship

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>>31803114
A lack of eroticism in and of itself can be turned into something erotic. Don't underestimate me.

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>>31803134
did her legs hurt too much to like posts on twitter or simply saying sorry for cancelling?

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>>31803176

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>>31802994
Me too!

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Guys i miss gura ;_;

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>>31803179
>I dunno the dream was so real first thing I had to do was go to /jp/ and see if someone else was seeing this shit.
I have done this like five times but it was always ame yabs or rrats I've dreamt up like her introducing her husband on stream with a webcam on

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>>31803182
she is actually kind of late today to be fair

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>>31803239
well said my fellow cuckbro

[Anonymous No.]

Just wondering, has Ame mentioned or recognized Uto in any way lately, directly or indirectly?

[Anonymous No.]

God damn Aqua is fat
look at those thighs compared to shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803195
She's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803189

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>>31803237
Not mine, this is old. I'm sure that anon is in here somewhere though.

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>>31803209
That's not very unity of you.

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>>31803241
She doesn't owe you an apology. You're nothing to her.

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>>31803194
Check his twitter or do you archive reps... Did you watch the sc reading after the christmas karaoke?

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>>31803176
You okay there Haaton?

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>>31803179
I can see why people hate your kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803036
The enjoyment of 43 year old white dick

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>>31803176
This is what Cover deprived you of last night.

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>>31803250
i seriously think she's still asleep

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so jilted by Ame's rejection that she's considering an offer from Vshoujo.

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>>31803254
Why would she say anything?

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>>31803182
It's Tuesday, Anon. She hasn't been active for 2 and a half days and she still hasn't put out a schedule either. Her old schedule is still pinned and she, again, hasn't retweeted or liked shit. She's dead to the world right now. This is legitimately not normal.

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>>31803042
No, anon. If models could bug out like that, it would've happened already in all the years of Hololive existing. It's just a silly joke.

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look at this dumb dog
just look at it

[Anonymous No.]

Where's Gura?
Where are her streams?
Where's the schedule?
Where are the superchat readings?
Where are her covers?
Where are her member posts?
Where are the streams she missed and promised to recover?
Where's the 1m celebration?
Where are the JP collabs?
Where are the games outside Minecraft and Ring Fit?
Where is the members ASMR?
Where are the new emotes she promised?
Where is th icon upgrades for 6 months membership?
Why does she cancel on Fridays so much?
Why does she takes 3 free days each week?
Where's her manager that doesn't do anything?

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>>31803189
>Oh hey what's th-
>Immediately jumpscared by my own voice

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>>31803256
Y-yes I think she's a whole 3 pixels wider! Wow!

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>>31803005
This should help.

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>>31803179
Remember, if you say ANYTHING bad about this guy you're just a Gura anti and a falseflagger who should hang.

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>>31803186
>NAKADASHI
kek

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>>31803131
ogey

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>>31803042
I think Ame said "naked" on purpose to make that connection, but what really happened was she saw Gura without the hoodie.
She saw her with just the thin shirt underneath, more accurately showing Gura's breast size.

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>>31803254
She basically said
>fuck off leech

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>>31803248
>gura
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803176
this is what zero pepeloni posts does to a mf

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got any new good gura porn?

[Anonymous No.]

So why do people call KFP a cult?
I don't remember them indoctrinating people by force yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803290

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>>31803269
I thought it was Marine craving the overseas sexy guys...

[Anonymous No.]

so what's more likely?
>Gura gives up and quits
>gets reprimanded by management and forced to stream
>gets reprimanded by management and gets a "break"

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's been gone 2 days why are people freaking out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803080
I can't believe Fred is a Gura anti...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803176
Feeling aight chamers? need some help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803168
t. canine copulator

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803299
Huh I never thought of it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803279
Chill

[Anonymous No.]

Make a wish, Teamates.

[Anonymous No.]

MORI LOVE, and goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura antis are reaaaaaaaaaaally obsessed, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803164
Ina's the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803308
Ah yes now I see it better, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803289
Thanks for this anon, its a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803316
Shitposters are desperate and are going extra mile with bait.

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>>31803039
It'd be hard to make that work for Italy, I think, since his is Japanese->Italian and most Italianoboos are Italian-Americans with mafia fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803287
>Where's Gura?
I'm afraid...in your anger.......
you caused her to graduate......

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>>31803254
just the "no sisters" thing

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>>31803300
>do not spit to the sky
A wise advice.

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>>31803157

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>>31803316
Because she's been radio silent for 2 days.

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>>31803307
Have you noticed that there are less and less Lunaitos calling KFP a fucking cult lately? Wanna know what's been happening to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803325
I wish for more GFE

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>>31802994

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>>31803328
This is the longest I've seen them circlejerk over the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803279
Did all the chumbuds forget her sleep schedule is fucked and she faints from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

I love Pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803309
All japanese women crave white dick, Marine is just open about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803328
Do ESL Kiara antis really?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, faggot janitor, come clean up our thread retard. >>31801804

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803312
Gura can't quit under contract for at least a year since she signed on. They needs an enma that will actually wrangle her, her current one has no power over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803216
I like you, Tako.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura gonna wake up at 10PM, tweet some random gibberish and then go radio silent again

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe Gura went on a break and tweeted that because she was going into labour

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Gura is probably getting pounded by Jay while chumcucks concernfag
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803352
The fact is that she doesn't usually do this. She's getting worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803263
Oh what the fuck, just checked his Twitter. Why do some people have to be such fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803312
Shark vacay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803287
Where are your meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803041
>>31803222
>replying to your own posts
Sh-shitposterchamma...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803299
To make my point clear, I think Ame's story verifies that Gura's hoodie is removable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803316
Its been 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has only been gone for 2 days. relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803087
Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803358
The meidos are dead Jim. They died 15 years ago...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803352
I don't think it's chumbuds who are freaking out. It's people who hate her being dramatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803360
oh, she can quit working, she just can't turn around and compete against them. and this is probably her best employment option so she's not likely to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamed that Ollie started a free talk stream and for whatever reason brought up this thread on screen where everyone was saying "SHE'S HERE". Even in my dreams Ollie is a yab machine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803176
have a pepeloni on the house seizure friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803316
Mostly shitposters and falseflaggers trying to stir the pot. Lots of Gura antis on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803381
I think it's just means there's a base layer underneath that's not meant to be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gura so dramatic just tweet something out every now and then

[Anonymous No.]

Shion is learning to weld! Wish her luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803382
Her last tweet was from yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803358
Sharkmeido abandoned us, now it is every anon for himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803356
Isn't that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803356
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803396
To be fair she 100% would do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803384
The Ame gap a week or two back was far worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803380
I may be a faggot, but I'm not a samefagger. Or a phoneposter if that's what you'll say next.

[Anonymous No.]

Careful, he's ascending
>>31803176

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803248
Oh god, this reminds me of that one pic of the girl holding up a smiling photo to her face while she's crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803395
Theres unknown legal repercussions for breaking contract. I would imagine that her earnings would be forfeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803381
It's not a hoodie, it's a hat (she stated this in debut). So of course it's removable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803328
She really does live rent free

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803431
obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803356
Are you a retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803352
I don't even think it's Chumbuds at this point. It's the same way where Mori antis were eternally angrier than deadbeats at that one cancelled stream.

[Anonymous No.]

If gura happens to collab with hachama this week, would that kill any rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803308
spats are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803287
She's in the verge of graduation (it's very unlikely tho),

but the ghosting, it's part of her personality there's nothing we can do about it other than give her our best wishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803421
>abandoned
I thought he got murdered by other mods

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803370
This might actually be true, she already has enough money to move to England and find a shitty job, she hasn't mentioned AT ALL in what she has spent her money, Ame, Ina, Kiara and Mori have bought at least something expensive to have better streams, she could already be in her flight

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803417
Good luck Shion! Remember to prepare a 3rd circle water defensive ritual for protection!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura caved into stress and anheroed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803248

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803178
How is Gura related to Carson or Venti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803417
Todd gave this to me. I think this might help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803164

Ina is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803464
Ina hasn't bought shit for the streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803420
Being an ESL is good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803163
For the past month I thought about writing a script to detect her giggles, run it through all of her videos and then make a compilation video for youtube.
Then I realized I'm probably even more lazy than Gura. Maybe one day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803439
The hat is a hat but the hoodie is a hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE AKI
I LOVE HAACHAMA
I LOVE CHOCO
I LOVE FLARE
I LOVE WATAME
I LOVE NENE
I LOVE POLKA
I LOVE AMELIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803452
i think most of us are just worried about her. if she said "i am taking a week off for personal reasons" then i would stop worrying and i would not be disappointed or bothered at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803427
Ame at least tells us when she's taking a break and why. And now she even talks to us on her days off too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803486
I meant what was in the contents of that reply. It wasn't even any anti shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803328
She's the number 1 target of many groups that hate hololive/holoEN in general. It comes from being the most subscribed hololive girl. There's going to be a lot more noticeable hate when that other group kicks off their EN branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803384
This is pretty normal honestly. Why we dead beats sperged for a solid day and a half when Mori went MIA. We just need some good content and some post SPEED antis hate high speed threads no one pays attention to them when they are being drowned out by UOOOOOHS and Goslings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803464
OH NO NO NO NO CUMBUDS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803308
Are those SPATS?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE SPATS GIVE ME SPATS I LOVE LOOKING AT SPATS YES YES YES YES CUYTE GIRLKS WITH SPATS!?!?!? YES YTES FOR ME????? GIVE ME YES!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803479
Gura is related to Carlson as the same way a parasite is related to its host.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803151
her sneezes are overrated, her snorts are gold

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for the delay guys, I'm almost done with the schedule, what would you like me to cook this week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803203
Neither. It was the stupid zombie mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803325
I don't wanna be a poorfag anymore, so i can enjoy ame's GFE

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura antis fuck off already

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803488
Would be based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803509
Unironically just watch Niggersanji if you need to coom so badly to 3D anime girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803479
carson tried grooming gura and venti had a mental breakdown because gura sounds young

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803502
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803483
She bought Ring Fit and a takoyaki machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803506
Gura is gettin the British pound

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803047
Well goddamn, MVP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803428
Well you are definitely a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803511

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803479
Venti attacked her for pedobaiting. Nothing special, Venti does that about literally everything
Carons SCed for attention. Nothing special, Carson leeches from everyone

[Anonymous No.]

how have dead hours been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803373
She's done this before, the days just feel longer recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803325
more GFE. I honestly wish she fully embraced it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803541
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>HERfags are getting uppity again.
>You know what to do, Gura-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803452
I literally don't give a fuck about her not making the yoga stream/the PM stream she said. I give a fuck that she's still not doing shit at her regular time. It's absolutely worrying.

>STOP BEING A CONCERNFAG

How the fuck am I not supposed to be when she hasn't said or done shit. Had she retweeted a single piece of art or anything today I wouldn't be worrying. But she legitimately hasn't' shown up since that last gif retweet.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE:
HoloEn_____________
HoloID_
HoloJP_____
HoloCN (even though i never got to watch them really)
The Roommates
I HATE:
Antis
Schizos
Youtube Shadow Bans
Youtube Bans
Needing Permissions
Most of the new models
The excessive Twintails

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803523
They've already run out of material and have gone back to J posting. Also extremely obvious same fagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803483
She built a whole new PC

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803513
You gotta admit, the way she adds reverbs to her sneeze is hilarious and 100% "She knows exactly what she's doing" material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803479
Venti tried to stir up a shitstorm before Gura's debut about how she appeals to pedophiles. Was supremely BTFO and later suspended for unrelated reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803539
What are you getting offended about? Do you want Redditors in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

So I've been playing Lobocorp a bit because of Ina's stream.
What the flying fuck is the Freischütz

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803543
>Venti attacked her for pedobaiting
Ever since she took the Birth Control Venti got so fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

Gura isn’t my oshi, but why doesn’t she just tweet something out if she needs a break or is not streaming? I thought it was common courtesy to do that in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803455
no, they would rrat about how she was forced to do it or something, the rrat will truly die if their collab goes well

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803555
why are you such a loser anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803486
Tell me which part makes it ESL. Go ahead, I'll be waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803546
pretty much like you see right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803489
You're right, need to do my reading reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803492
HATE haha man

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803483
She's upgraded her pc several times. And I can't imagine how much it cost to clean up all that purple after the macaron stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803336
NOOO! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803546
Pretty bad no where near as bad as New Years day dead hours but still pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803556
Base-
>that last spoiler
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I have been lonely ever since Gurachi left

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803114
just imagine the ten hour marathon edging sessions

[Anonymous No.]

did we run out of meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803170
>"I'm retarded"
There's a reason why the top are at the top and all of them involve being consistent. Gura is an inconsistent person that even needs schedules to do basic things such as eating.

If I were running Cover, I would be enforcing stricter schedule rules, not on the talents but on the time slots themselves. You want prime time? Schedule it. If you don't schedule your stream for prime time you don't get to stream on prime time, much less stream over any other streams scheduled on prime time.

You'll see how many Holos will begin to get their shit together or at the very least spread out from streaming over each other and unnecessarily compete with one another.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is voting in the Georgia election that's why she's MIA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803176
https://files.catbox.moe/ta81ft.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

But Gura wouldn't be silent for another day right? even just a tweet... onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803328
Most Gura antis are nutsakis and KFP.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Gura even like her fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803170
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803573
Does "your oshi's mental", not mental health, not mental state, but just "mental", sound like proper English to you? Answer honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

Hiiii chumbuddies, hellooo.. Hoochaa.. Sorry about forgetting the scheduled stream a few days ago, my boy-brother came to visit me and we've been playing games and having fun the last few days. Here's the schedule, I'll see you on thursday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803483
>New PC
>Additional drawing software
>More games
>Upgrader her internet service

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803588
More twintails confirmed, fuck homo's

[Anonymous No.]

The MOST SUBSCRIBED holo is missing and nobody gives a shit???

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803556
TAKE THEM
AND LIKE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803601
She was never real, let it go chumbuds and come back to reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803396
Risu would stop her, but she's unironically the least here off all the non-JP Holos despite our affection for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803589
Not on my watch https://streamable.com/mbg8qy
https://files.catbox.moe/xey5j6.m4a

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803509

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803548
She has missed streams, gone radio silent, and been late in posting her schedules. But never all at once and this is one of her longest silences to date. Not saying any of this is new, just saying it's worsening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803588
I look forward to your twintails

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803610
UHHHHHHH, CHUMSHARTS?!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803610
ABAYO CHOCOBALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803608
Plural of homo is homos
No apostrophe needed

You have great taste in holos and your oshi is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803530
>takoyaki machine
Cannibalism.

[Anonymous No.]

DOMO.

SAME DESU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803565
>reddit
You'd need a time machine to stop those faggots from coming here and ruining shit. What is GAIA raiding us as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803606
are you really that out of touch, gramps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803602
>nutsackis
Yes
>KFP
No, that's SEAnig/anti falseflagging at an 85/15% split.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803610
NTRfags die

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803623

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be honest anons, I'm starting to feel sorry for chumbuddies. They had the misfortune of falling in love with one of the laziest members of hololive, while the same generation has unique, top tier talents constantly on the grind like Calli and Ina. Just remember that if you ever decide you're tired of an oshi with inconsistency and lack of effort, deadbeats will welcome you with open arms.
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

Being in KFP is a lot like being a kid again. You're at the dinner table and before you're allowed ice cream for dessert (Haachama off-collab), you have to finish your broccoli (Fire Emblem and Atelier Ryza.)

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemen. Remain strong during dead hours, do not let the mental instability of others consume the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

There. It took a while but I drew something shitty in mspaint for Ame.

Pic completely unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803637
A yes would suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori ring fit when? Architects need not respond

[Anonymous No.]

Hey buddies! don't forget to stay hydrated, report and ignore doxxfaggots, point and laugh at schizos, but most importantly of all, love your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803603
Depends on the fan. She likes me. She doesn't like (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803632
But she's hooman

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how some of the more obsessive groups (teamates) would react if their oshi went away without contact for as long as Gura even though I'm sure she'll release schedule later today

[Anonymous No.]

i love the pheonix

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803588
Debut when

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803614
is this your first minute here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803658
Thanks Green Gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

The Holo JPs don't even have schedules you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like Gura is going to graduate this year.. She doesn't seem to be interested in working with Hololive anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803646
i didn't choose my oshi, dummy. i'm not going to abandon her over her work performance. i'm worried about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
This

[Anonymous No.]

You're starting to piss me off /hlgg/. You wouldn't like me when I'm pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803606
So you don't play online competitive games then? Mental go boom is a pretty common saying.

[Anonymous No.]

This is only shitposting right? you aren't actually desperate for a Gura post and are only playing along, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>cumchuds getting ghosted by their oshi again
Color me surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, even if Gura disappears for days without warning and lies to her fans, you can't say anything or you're a tryhard anti. Just keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
I really think she has a few months at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803254
Liked some art with both of them in them and also firmly stated she's more like a cousin and not a sister to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803044
Right here, friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803600
Thanks for the offer, but I'm going to stay inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
Gura will graduate the second her contract is up and chumbuds can’t accept this reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803568
as someone who saw it happen in real time, i can tell you venti was a standard far right girl who got mindbroken by the influx of the weeb-right and went off the deep end. she hates pedos because she thinks pedos invaded the far right while wearing anime avatars. she's not even wrong desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803588
What is the theme of EN Gen 2?
HoloGarden?
HoloWarriors?
HoloPlanets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803606
Yes, retard, "your mental" is slang for your mental state. It's an e-sports term, at least that's where I encountered it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803684
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803546
Not bad since my oshi isn't being targetted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
Same honestly, big reason why I've archived everything so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803667
Nene leaked Polka's 3D with her schedule a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803635
>where the fuck is Gura
Somethings never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803680
At this point it seems to just be antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803667
Would actually drive me crazy
Am I expected to just always lurk and be spontaneously ready to catch my favorites if they suddenly start streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803261
Unity has nothing to do with this. You're a retard just like the discussion OP is a retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803555
>I give a fuck that she's still not doing shit at her regular time
But she is? It's still not even 6 o clock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803633
I realised afterwards. These threads are the only place i've spent time to actually spell shit correctly in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803566
German/Austrian folklore figure who was a hunter that made a faustian like deal for amazing accuracy only when he fired a certain number of shots the next would kill a loved one

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803464
Ina
>new PC and upgraded internet service
Ame
>the beefiest new PC you can get at scalper price, willing to spend more for better streams
Mori
>expensive ASMR mic, another PC, audio interface and the TakaMori vacation trip
Kiara
>Mic and interface
>Paid for song covers with MC
>Second monitor
Gura
>Weekly trips with Jay to England

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803698
the "e" in "e-sports" stands for ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803697
>she hates pedos because she thinks pedos invaded the far right while wearing anime avatars
So she's wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803592
>Konone says that she's free and she's going to have sex with you all day
>Laugh it off as a joke
>It's bee 8 hours and you've realized that it's not a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803649
...can i see it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803667
Oh hey, this excuse again.
JPs don't have to worry about timezones out of their own while "EN" is literally global and covers over 6. A schedule is needed so people can bend their to watch if they want.

Also some JPs do have schedules you absolute ignoramus.

[Anonymous No.]

>Watame.
Yes?
>Zhe chumbuds are ravenous.
Zey are starving? Wait until zey are about to kill zhemselves, zhen domp eet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803500
>any excuse to numberfag
chumbuds everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803176
>>31803600
I'm so glad someone else had the same idea as me to shove it in TTS.
My sides! Away! Because they're in orbit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803615
I just don't get the appeal. It's not a hairstyle I like at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803044
Right here, friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803676
Shut up Gooruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803635
i miss when we still had [deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803711
Every annoying Chumbud ever is an anti falseflagger. Hyaku paasento.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803663
Me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803635
>guras about to pass fubuki
fuck are we gonna be nostalgic for some past threads this easily

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is an ungrateful bitch who should have never joined Hololive. Imagine rocketing to 1 million subs because you lucked out on a cunny design and because your first tweet was "a". If I were Fubuki or another older Holo I'd be furious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803634
https://files.catbox.moe/4objtc.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803312
None of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803635
I love how despite how old it is, this image is still ~90% accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803602
I can't imagine a reason why KFPbros would be Gura's antis. Kiara likes Gura, they had great collabs together. Chumbuds have nothing against Kiara either.

[Anonymous No.]

>'LOL SO RANDUM' type humor gets her her most view in weeks, months if you don't count collabs.
Who am I talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803718
Oh no, i know that, i even listened to the opera.
I mean how the fuck am i supposed to play around it.
It fucking wiped my entire control group

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803610
IM GOING TO FAP BRB

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803740
Antis are chinese operatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803555
Christ all mighty do any of you actually watch Gura or understand her?

>Says she'll stream Yoga during ring because its fine, she won't be tired in a cheeky manner
>second day, when its yoga time, tweets OH NO as a direct reply to the ring fit tweet
>takes her FUCKING WEEKLY 2 day off on top of that cancelled day

it's literally not fucking hard, she doesn't give a shit about schizo chumbuddies, if you don't know Gura enough to know what's happening you might as well join the antis in shitposting that she's being fucked by J*y, you're that worthless to any conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
>quitting a part-time 500k-1mill revenue job

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love her. She even has another GOI stream scheduled for tomorrow. Take notes, gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803646
Anon they're all lazy and probably having gay lesbian sex RIGHT NOW! The worst part is they are all laughing at us those lazy bitches!

Why are the Holos all so lazy I need answers!

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't even draw stickmen
>Only thing I can do for Ame's birthday is SC and buy her merch.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a new oshi, gen 2 can't come soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803721
>A letter stands for another acronym consisting of three other letters
Shitty bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803726
It's the portal coupon one in amecake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803347
>>31803520
>>31803549
Skibbidy-dee skibbidy-doo
Anons' wishes will never come true

[Anonymous No.]

How many takodachi plushies would Ina buy for herself?
How many haatons would Haachama buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>Literally every other genmate will tweet schedules consistently and tell their fans when they aren’t streaming
>Gura can’t even be assed to make a single tweet to announce a delay, or if she’s feeling unwell
Chumbuds will defend this
>b-but you’re an anti!!1!1!
we just feel bad for you guys, our oshis at least pretend to give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803729
It's completely relevant, schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803754
Polka

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803723
Anon, there's a pedo thread on this board right now. Guess which way people here lean politically.

[Anonymous No.]

he would be the true unitychad
the biggest of the holostars
the golden boy of cover
Rance
(a sill and shizuka vtuber would be nice as well)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803763
Yes, but by now she's already retweeted shit and removed her schedule from her fucking twitter. None of which has happened.

[Anonymous No.]

i don't like it when people criticize gura. maybe it should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803556
>The excessive Twintails
Hey, fuck you. Twintails are the best, only beaten out by having actual horns to use as handlebars instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803744
dogfuckers will seethe forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803720
Kiara also has an entirely new PC which is pretty good. Only problem is the Graphics Card not being Nvidia for encoding

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803382
You're retarded. She overslept and cancelled her sunday night stream, then skipped monday like she always does. It's still earlier than she normally streams on Tuesday, its been 1 day since we've heard from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803610
ABAYO CARS*N

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803464
She bought a capture card dumbass.And seeing as they have mentioned they all have that piece of audio equipment that makes the censor sound. (not sure if it's a mic or a stream deck ame mentioned both) she bought that as well.

[Anonymous No.]

How is it that the later the day goes on the more and more obvious Gura antis there are? At this point it's just excessive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803768
I'd love more Gura Over It

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803725
Can't she just be satisfied with yubiing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803777
BEGONE, SORCERESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803774
You can't change your oshi like you change underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803781
Polka's always been like that, I'm thinking of a certain someone that rhymes with 'dick in.'

[Anonymous No.]

gg. I was too cocky and got 3rd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803663
wtf me too???

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803312
How about she prepare some surprise for Ame's birthday tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803602
I'm KFP and Gura's my 2nd favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803170
>needs a schedule to not forget eating
>clearly spontaneous streams are a better idea and will definitely happen

[Anonymous No.]

Good game, fags.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds.. what do we do.. she shows up drunk on her streams and now she wont show up at all... Did get a manipulative bf..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803779
Falseflaggers will be flogged, then shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803812
Marine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803811
Try me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803712
They only serve one time zone, so it's far easier to deal with. That's also how you go from no one streaming to 15+ at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds use this time to brace yourselves, the moment the schedule drops this plae will roar with antiposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803784
Yes only right leaning people can be pedophiles, I’m not even far right like most here but this argument is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara owns a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803667
Just that, uhm, they have? And upload to Twitter, YT community posts and use them as thumbnail in their free chat rooms...
Not understanding Japanese is your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803825
At least she doesn't beat you.

[Anonymous No.]

/hlg/ is literally melting down, sharkmeido pleass come help us

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803775
(never heard of a recursive acronym)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803793
Honestly I think these are fubuki's. Nothing changed for korone she still sits at number two while fubuki dropped to number 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803812
...A-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803832
anon scroll up

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803779
>pretend to give a shit
and the fact that you need this so badly somehow makes it better? I treat my entertainer like an entertainer, not a fucking crutch to my unending loneliness

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803784
>Anon, there's a pedo thread on this board right now
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803401
So she likes the pepperoni pizza, but not the pepperoni salami itsef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803803
It's all the ammo they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
go back

[Anonymous No.]

What did Kiara mean by this anon-chamas ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803809
You think you could yubi Korone for 11 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803824
>> /g/

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803787
I don't like it when gura cancels streams without an explanation. Maybe it should be illegal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803598
terrible idea, you would be rewarding a certain type of person (organized but boring) and punishing another type of person (disorganised but spontaneous). strangling all your spontaneous talents will cut your appeal in half

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803824
Stop wasting time playing chinese tile games and go stream, Gooruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803633
No the plural of homo is hominis or homines

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803867
yes, this one right here, officer

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803768
that leech is off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803794
41 hours since the last sign of life.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people criticize Gura? Stop that you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you expect to show up in Ame's chat tomorrow? I'm guessing all of EN, Haachama and possibly Roboco as well, maybe a few other JPs and possibly Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, anon. Are you REALLY a sexy overseas guy?

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously hope none of you masturbate to your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

Not a Gura watcher, but why does everyone think Gura will graduate (soon)? Wasn't she a streamer before, and it didn't work out? Why would she leave now that she's super successful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
Same, she is not interested in money too, she has enough already to live like she has been for at least 10 years, she's saving it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803865
this Korone is doing things to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
too late

[Anonymous No.]

When youtube recommedations reveal a vtubers identity to you



My god how do i deal with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
Wow it's bad

[Anonymous No.]

Six hours? Seven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803883
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803874
English is a fucked language, sorry. Octopuses is also a correct spelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
I went and checked on you guys and it seems pretty fucking bad even for /hlg/ standards. It feels like both threads today have taken a massive shit in quality (especially with that one guy who kept posting a random dox here earlier)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803881
>Why do people criticize Gura?
Chumbuds got tired of her shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803773
I'm sure she'd be happy with stickwomen, provided you don't make their twig breasts too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
it's trolling from you know who

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
doomposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803848
how new...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
too much presseure and klaius threatening her in her own home

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803744
Yeah that's why you're not Fubuki because she would never be angry about this petty shit, and that's why she's beloved and based and you're just some fat noname virgin loser seething on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803876
>>31803808
If you feed the troll it will keep coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803883
Unless you're not white or weigh 300lbs, you're a sext overseas guy in the eyes of a Japanese woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803892
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
I literally just masturbated to Reine like an hour ago. Best wank I've had in a long time. It's okay, because I self inserted as Reine, so I didn't soil her image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803881
The EN girls all have drama that can be criticized and being a discussion board we can discuss that drama here freely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803767
what the fuck are you talking about anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
I masturbated to your new model Tower....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803556
I really hate it whenever Korone, Coco or Marine streams with their 3D model. They look like shit. Their Live2D versions have way more character and detail. It's not all about movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803725
It's not said enough but Korone has a nice rack. Not too big, too small, just the right size for her frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
Nah, that's why we have you, Tolwir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803898
Jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
Wait, hlg still exists?
What do they do anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
Gura is extremely avoidant and seems to not really like fame that much based on current and past roommate behaviour, she abandoned a big past life to become part of hololive, whos to say she won’t do the same later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803883
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
But her streams are enough to get me hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
She won't, it's just retards being overdramatic. A normal Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803881
I'm sure its 50% of people serious, 50% just fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
>masturbating to japanese cartoon characters
lel grow the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
>everyone
anon please...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803901
Depends on if we get first and third stream Mori that was good at video games, or second stream that was bad but fucking died of laughter at the Wapanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803897
don't use my oshi to stupidpost

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop being rude to ESLs, sometimes they arent ESLs at all. Instead they are dyslexic retards like me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803833
Nobody said that at all. But if you can't notice a link between the far-right and open (open is the key word here) pedophiles I can say you haven't lurked enough. There's a very clear connection. Which makes sense because if you care so little about your reputation that you'd say you hate niggers honestly you might as well say you jerk it to little girls.

>>31803857

>>31501868
>>31754729
>>31501916
>>31503043

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803778
Judging from the Haato collab I don't think Ina has enough room for more than a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

it's been 3 days since Gawr Gura "streamed". I'm glad that she's alive but she's definitely not doing ok. I hope everything gets better for her.

GURA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803898
It's obviously falseflaggers trying to get them to leave their own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
I don't think this is true but I wish she made an effort to make it harder to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803897
You report it to Cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803901
With Mori, who knows. She's pretty bad at games generally, with occasional moments of super kino.

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT THE FUCK UP
ITS ONLY BEEN LIKE 40 HOURS WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT HOLY SHIT
The amount of “criticism” I’m seeing is absolutely insane. Kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803964

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803892
>ywn be Okayu

[Anonymous No.]

Hi /hlg/ refugees, please lurk for a while to learn our culture before posting, thank you :}

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803964
gura did nothing and will do nothing at all today

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803944
Marine is just so fucking erotic, she should just graduate to HololiveJAV holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
Why should we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803943
You know Ame abandoned her past life too, right? Without saying anything.

[Anonymous No.]

You know besides the Gura antis, and the noticeable above usual amount of basically every kind of shitflinging that goes on here the threads have been somewhat ok. I wonder where they're coming from though. This doesn't reek of SEA. Is it really just people taking any chance they can to stir up because of Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803972
Wow this is some big bait. Here's a (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oshi
>Why she's a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
She has a history of quitting/ghosting her commitments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803942
Anti posting and roommate posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803832
You think I give a shit about the opinions of seething nousagis and other barracudas. They'll always be lower on the food chain, they antipost to cope. Chumbuds can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803942
They come here to falseflag and doxpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
It’s time for the great reunification of 2021

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to request a refund from gura for all the cum I wasted on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803978
They are having a literal doxx war right now. It really is that bad

[Anonymous No.]

Soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803936
>Their Live2D versions have way more character and detail.
imagine being this wrong about something

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803898
YES, let the infighting flow through your bones. Destroy yourselves for my entertainment!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803801
>200dlls max
She makes more than Mori accounting memberships and all she has bought to have a better job is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803937
It's honestly perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803972
Some nice bait

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803972
We have the real life Britanny Venti here ITT complaining about loli art lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803897
are u lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
her lovely chumbud chat degenerated into basically a twitch chat and she's not having as much fun with them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803936
Well for the Miko collab, Miko doesn't have Live2D so Korone probably switched to 3D to match. Also Coco's 3D is objectively better than her 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803989
I'm so happy for her. I hope she gets the rest she needs after making such unique and fun streams for everyone to enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803768
>current time Jerusalem Wed 12:48 am
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803999
It's refugees from /hlg/.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Amelia's stream save us from dead hours already

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803964
Can't do anything wrong if you're not doing anything at all. Big brain move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803964
She got mad at youtube comments. That's pretty retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804026
>Korone will never continue playing Visage
Fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803832
Nah, schedule drops always means a storm of positive posts to drown out antis. Happens with every single EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803942
they post here when it seems like one of the EN fanbases are down, in this case, Chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804017
You want Gura to creampie it all back in you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803854
Entertainers announce if delays or cancellations happens though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803882
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura has a good break and I will watch Ame in the meantime

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804030
Timeloop has been engaged. Estimated time until completion: 18 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804018
They encourage it. Fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
I actually can't stop masturbating to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803668
>>31803675
>>31803686
>>31803694
>>31803887
Watch her streams for a change schizochama. She said that Hololive is one of the best things that ever happened to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804001
>>31804033
I guess that did come across as bait. But I don't intend to shit on loli fans. I only highlighted the posts discussing 3D little girls for a reason. I also can say honestly I've never seen a leftist that's said openly (openly) that 13 is prime. Anything you take from that is up to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804005
>roommate posting
pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

Take this fatto catto EOP chamas

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803349
God Lift the Priestess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804030
Dogfuckers falseflagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804070
>he belebs
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

Can everyone shut the fuck up about Gura, there's 30 other girls to watch you dumb fucks.
I'm glad Ina played Lobotomy Corp, I started getting the OST recommended in my YT feed and damn it's a fuckin banger. Dunno if I want to play the game, but is there anywhere I can get the OST?

[Anonymous No.]

Less than 15 minutes until Watchama cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803942
For the past few days while ive been collecting fat cat posts i've been noticing /hlg/ constantly getting worse and worse over the past few days. I honestly cant see how people use it discuss their oshis anymore.

Which is why I post fat cat here instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804070
If she said it it must be true right? Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803972
>caring about your reputation an anonymous imageboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803886
Gura has a long history of not giving a fuck about commitments
The only reason she’s remained somewhat consistent in hololive is because of legal obligations and Enma (self admitted by Gura btw) having to scold her for being lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803964
Gura did nothing, in fact, not even streaming for 3 days, the "face" of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to blame everything bad that happens in this thread on /hlg/.
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803044
I'm ready for it friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
Feel free to stay here, just don't shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803667
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804017
Your request has been acknowledged and thereby accepted. Please enter the cum retrieval position.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just bought Lobotomy Corp thanks to Ina, I remember people saying you should stop to farm a little bit early on, but I've ended up repeating day 2 like 4 times since after a little while one of my guys will just decide to fail 7 times in a row and die, is this a mechanic to discourage sitting around grinding for too long or am I just getting fucked by RNG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804072
They exist they just call themselves MAPs

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, a new Ame stream. How many weeks has it been since the last one already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804072
It's OK Britanny, taking the Birth Control has made you go crazy as it simulates having a baby and changes a womans brain. Stop using the BC, go au naturale and stop shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Purely hypothetical: I'm Gura, and I'm sorta kinda maybe thinking of going indie again, maybe, maybe maybe. Would you guys follow me, maybe even to twitch?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804025
>she makes more than mori
>based on estimating of community post votes
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
I only mastubat to other peoples oshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803972
Ill take your shitty bait.

The countries most banning loli stuff have very high rates of crimes against children, the countries that don't give a shit do not. There is 0 correlation between any political belief and liking loli shit as well.

End of the day, even if I dont like something, Im fine with it existing if its someone's outlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804091
>>31804100
And what you say is of course the truth Mr. Megaschizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
I don't I DO fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803986
I WANT TO FILL THIS DOG WITH MORE MISSCARIAGES

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803910
I think it's an outright concentrated strike. We've had shitty threads and so has /hlg/ but never at the same time and never to this level. /hlg/ Is in absolute shambles and the past /hlgg/ threads have been beyond terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804002
Nene
Having a husband collection, which i don't mind actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804070
This is true. Gura probably appreciates Hololive the most, which is why she's so worried about messing it up. Ghosting is just her easiest coping method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804070
Yea and HER was also the best thing in her life up to that point, just face reality chumbud. Enjoy the limited time

[Anonymous No.]

I want to beg Reine for her to let me see her laying her eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803543
>Carons SCed for attention. Nothing special, Carson leeches from everyone
He literally derailed her stream for like 20 minutes and even kept it going in chat by acting like a complete ass. I can't believe that normalfags accept that behavior. It was actually a bit of culture shock for me to see it first hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804100
Being unable to tell when someone is telling the truth or lying from their voice is a sign of low intelligence and/or autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
yes, good luck with your contract buyout negotiations

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804126
Based and wameholepilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804025
Also
>moving the goalpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804072
I think it has more to do with authoritarian - libertarian axis desu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804073
Kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804130
>MISSCARIAGES
Korone only births healthy little boys to continue the bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804113
My advice is you go first round just a straight forward as possible. You start grinding on 3rd round above.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Gura to return and destroy all the rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804131
At this point my only question is who's the culprit. I doubt it's SEAniggers and Discord raiders typically leave after a thread or 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
She pretty much asks us to

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804076
As an EOP, Okayu's streams are one of my favorites to put on as background noise. Curvaceous kitten has the perfect voice and energy level for relaxing listening after a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804072
MAPs exist and trans community has issues with pedos all the time
I don’t disagree that there are unironic pedos on the right but it’s just a human thing, not political

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803157

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
>And I will whisper "No"

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina gets to this part
>I.....wheeeeze.......I think
*thud*
>[distant]I think that's enough exercise for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804149
Don't lose heart. I'm sure you'll get better at it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803892
have a fat cat to complement it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
You're retarded for thinking she would even consider this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803989
>>31804047
>>31804053
>>31804105
And people are trying to pretend this isn't a coordinated effort from a discord somewhere? Gura antis are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804158
a-anon?

[Anonymous No.]

When people say they want to 'discuss their oshi,' what the fuck does that even mean? What is there to discuss? What, are you just gonna say that you think your oshi's cute, of course you think she's cute otherwise she wouldn't be your fucking oshi. Seriously, I don't see how any discussion about one holo can go anywhere beyond 'I like her because she is cute and or funny and or hot.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
Sure but only if you post a schedule...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804070
It's the best thing that happened to her because anime was getting boring, netflix too and all she had is to masturbate to Jay, she just found a new hobby, like everyone here, she's not interested in the job anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Stay strong in these Gura-less times, unitychads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804030
Gura is coming for us next, it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

Which hololives am I taller than? I am only 5'3"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
lol, i'll watch all 3 of your streams before you disappear forever again, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
not in the slightest gooruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
Think of betraying Hololive again and you'll face the consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804158
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804138
>Yea and HER was also the best thing in her life
I have a VOD to prove what she said. Where did you get this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804181
Gura antis are strangely persistent which also makes them glow brighter than a fucking lantern

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804155
maybe if the auth people are underage /pol/ tards, but i almost excusely hang out with authright people and none of them hate loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804177
How can you even? Look at how large she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803744
She has a decent design that helped her to an extent (though her rigging is honestly not that good), but she's a really good entertainer with a lot of experience and a decent sense of comedic timing, and she's honestly also one of the best singers in the agency.

Her pre-hololive channel hit a million despite her barely uploading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
Sure, no fuck off and pay the contract fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804166
If you actually get serious about doing reps Okayu is probably the best holo for listening practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804166
You get an extra okayu anon-chama, I like you, do your reps for your oshi
Okayu specifically enunciates clearly and speaks slowly, very good for reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804184
That's why a general works best imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804191
based

[Anonymous No.]

>Possibility of Gura graduating makes me erect
on the other hand
>If that happens I can't shit on cumbuddies anymore
What a dilemma

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803427
You have no idea how worse it could be. Ame at least gave prior notice and communicated with her fans. I don’t even want to imagine what would happen if she pulled a Gura and fell off the face of the earth for a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803964
I suppose that's the benefit of doing nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura, Mori, Ame etc were just lying on stream!
>You can believe me though, the shitposter on an anonymous imageboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804209

[Anonymous No.]

Gura literally doesn't give a fuck about Hololive or her fanbase. How can chumcucks defend this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
If Ame can tease her investigators while being in the bath then I can tease my penis to her naked body. It is only fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804194
Quite a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
no
hololive comes first

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804221
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

I’m bored
>Why did Gura not stream today?
Taking bets on all rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804187
is that what the voices in your head tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804119
Even if that were false, she makes more than Kiara, Ina and Ame and still doesn't buy anything, she's saving it for her retirement, once contract is up and done

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia will save us in a few minutes here, I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

Onegai, Gura, please come stream and play Age of Empires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804113
Yes, every time a person does a task it lowers the chance of success when they repeat the same task on the same monster. It's more noticeable if you have the mod that shows percentages

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
Mentioned it earlier but maybe she's voting in the Georgia election. That's my rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804173
An excellent attempt to cope. Sorry anon, but Gura's not going anywhere, you're just going to have to deal with her continuing to be the number one holo and more important than your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope gura dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804118
thanks takobro, was waiting for something like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
She's spending time with her boyfriend Jay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804238
This is true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804131
>>31804165
There are a few possibilities, and remember that people were caught botting at least twice in the last two days, so anything's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Will we ever get something like this with HoloEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804137
This is pretty much it. No need for further arguments and fighting in this thread. Of course no one will read it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura gets a lot praise, art and attention for doing nothing. I can see how that might frustrate some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
nope, Gura > zawa,

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804234
go back dogfuck-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804165
can't be SEA because again, they usually come at the same time every time without fail. I think it's probably /qa/ which is basically /v/ II
Honest to god this whole Meido war and whatever the fuck is going on in /qa/ has been really fucking annoying. Things were relatively chill before. and 2hu's weren't getting killed left and right

[Anonymous No.]

Ok which faggot's ban got lifted? There's this pattern of anti posting as of yesterday that is the SAME posts over and over. We need to break this time loop.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys promise to stop being so shit and stupid within the next 5 minutes so we can actually have a decent thread for Ame's stream

Cheers

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804238
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804118
wah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
TOO
HORNY
TO
FUNCTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
She's busy fighting her inner shadows.
But she will come back stronger than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

It seems my spell is working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804181
Actual schizo. Keep an eye out for those red cars and face scratching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
Self-sabotage due to impostor syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804251
Ina Stronghold HD Onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804281
Sorry anon but there's actually still 10 minutes of shit left, Ame doesn't start until 5 after the hour.

[Anonymous No.]

When is Ame's cumtribute stream? Tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
It just doesn't make sense financially. It's not like you have a better viewer base if you go independent. With Hololive you have exposure and other streamers to collab with and network, plus probably a salary.Twitch/YouTube takes a cut too. The only thing I can think of is freedom to stream whatever you want at whatever time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804171
I can't wait. Especially to hear the thud when her SIZEABLE BOOTY hits the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

If I stalked Mori for several weeks, slowly earned her trust, entered into a committed relationship and showed her genuine love and affection... could I fix her?
Or is she too far gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804234
Give a fuck about hololive? People are worth something, hololive the company, ehhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804265
Meant to do it yesterday but it completely slipped my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Its nice to see that Gura lives rent free in the heads of literally everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>31802994
I love Ina too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804247
Just imagining the shitstorm if Gura actually quits immediatly after her contract is up gets me hard.
It's 6 months right?

[Anonymous No.]

when i was younger i had the same kind of sleep problems that gura describes, and i had the same kind of anxiety about obligations that she seems to have, and i dealt with it in the same way, just by ignoring them. it's one of the reasons i relate to her so much. i just can't be mad at her about it, and i hope she feels better and finds a way to make things work for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804234
>false statement
>now defend it as though it were true
Lol try harder barracuda

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804269
stop using Sui-chan to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804238
I wonder if ame has ever gotten off thinking about people jerking off to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804262
Yeah you got me. I dont dislike her at all. It's just fun to see chumbuds suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804310
depends. how tall are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804233
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Positives and negatives to Gura graduating:

Positives
-Gura graduates
-Chumbuds fuck off forever
-Thread become significantly slower

Negatives
-Ame is kind of sad
-I can no longer bait chumbuds for easy (you)'s

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804119
Are you serious? Mori has the least amount of members by far because of the tiering faggotry and T1 being fucking awful with 1 stream / month. Memberships are a huge part lf their income. Its Gura > Ame > Ina > Kiara > Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804181
If there was nothing to attack her with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804280
Someone pointed out that it feels like a bot constantly spamming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804333
yes i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804334
Sui-chan makes... people seethe today too!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder
Gura antis only have one complaint, and it's that Gura doesn't stream enough. Gura antis literally just want more Gura. I guess what Marine said about antis just being fans that became too obsessed is true.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7ZLdq6b7g

Let me guess. Mahjong Soul is now on the banned list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
What shithole timezone are you in? It's not even her normal stream time yet today retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803130
Cowgirls keep revolvers. Farmers got shotguns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804316
that´s really cute

[Anonymous No.]

Concernfags, I NEED YOUR INPUT. Give me your analysis please

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe HERfags ruined yet another thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
too drunk to figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804194
A good chunk of them, surprisingly
>>31804184
That's why dead hours exist, there isn't much to talk about when a stream isn't happening. Sometimes though, oshi discussion veers off into something tangentially related and you can get extremely specific information about a topic

[Anonymous No.]

How do we save Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
Gura is an elite FBI agent currently busy with uncovering the truth about the elections. Uses Hololive to relax and cover her tracks.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP BEING FUCKING GAY AND GET READY FOR THE STREAM IN 6 MINUTES YOU FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
I mean Gura, Ame, Mori and Kiari can graduate at the same time right

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804317
Not for long, eviction notice has been given as of today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117

No. Because it just shows that in your hypothetical situation Gura would just make random choices like that with zero explanation, meaning she will just continue this sort of behavior in her hypothetical indie career. So why bother consuming what she offers when she's just gonna go ghost and never say why or even give a shit?

At that point why not just do something else with your life rather than streaming. And "the money" isn't an argument in this situation because if you walk away from a juicy cut of Hololive earnings AND indie earnings then you'd be willing to walk from anything and everything no matter what the amount is. Incredibly pointless to follow someone like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
AME IS FOR UNITY

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804300
Thank you, anti-off topic Ayame

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804342
Is it enough to outweigh the reaper's mentally ill gachikois, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>and they call us the ANTI THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804327
Same here, chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804360
>chink devs
You even need to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame when will you learn the thumbnail won't be any easier to make 1 minute before the stream than it was 3 hours before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>Shark’s gestation (pregnancy) periods are infamous for being incredibly long. Their gestation periods vary from five months to three years, though most sharks gestate for about 12 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
>Chumbuds gone forever
HAHAHA you wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804355
Gura antis are cuckposting, anon. They're not hard to spot. Is it so hard to believe that people who like someone get genuinely restless when that person ghosts them?

[Anonymous No.]

>barely 700 post
>crtl+f gura
>130 results
How does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
gathering her power for Ame's birthday present

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804317
This. Chumbuds can't stop winning. Even when our oshi doesn't stream she sends the antis into frothing rage lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

Clause, please find Gura. We're worried sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804355
>what Marine said about antis just being fans that became too obsessed is true
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck bros, I'm genuinely excited to hear her voice. Am I too far gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804360
Sio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
Ladies and gentlemen, your "Actually I prefer deadhours" poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804409
By going ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804364
I do think Ina is going to die on stream Friday and I'm very worried about what it will do to future RFA streams for other holos.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahh, finally, Ame's about to stream! Ame!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804333
Its not even a question. In fact, she decided to say the fertility thing because of her creampie animation that was trending on Twitter. It was posted 1 day before she said it.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys newfags? Gura very regularly skips monday and tuesday and doesnt even put a schedule out until hours past sundown yet we've never had this much meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804296
Quick, /hlgg/, we must perform the counter-ritual to stop her spell from getting any worse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803845
fuck you niggers. you faggots are always looking down on /hlgg/ and coming here to shitpost cause 99% of you cannot understand your oshis without translated clips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804411
Careful, that sounds like deadbeat talk. You don't want to be like a deadbeat, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the number of members that chatted in December?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804317
Gura antis have made more posts about her today than I have in the past week

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804409
All she does is literally log in every day or so and play games online, can you believe it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804409
this gives me flashbacks to the kiara obsessin in ealier threads.... how times change...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
you would never want Ame to be sad right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804415
Compared to a lot of things I've read, that's pretty normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura antis post the same shit over and over
>Feed them the (You)s that they are looking for
>They keep doing it
Chumbuds please stop, it can’t be that hard to ignore bait right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804438
What about sunday?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/flb46n.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804412
but christmas is over, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl squirt more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804316
>that giggle
i need to marry this girl now

[Anonymous No.]

Mamaloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804415
I was watching Risu's vod, and she wants us to be healthy viewers and have a positive mental attitude. She doesn't know that we're too far gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804400
Well thing is. Ina managed to get one session of Mahjong Soul and that was after the fall out.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS STREAM IS GOING TO BE GOOD, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
>-Chumbuds fuck off forever

Did ALOE LOVE teach you nothing? Does shit like this teach you nothing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGSG_bRLuHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804456
The funniest part is that I'm not even an anti, I just enjoy baiting these retards.

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy how threads today were at least halfway decent until a little less than an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL4t7MefeC4
Thumbnail updated, (members only) chat open.
Time for Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804327
She's honestly facing one of the most stressful endeavours of her entire life, all while being torn down by groups from every walk of life. There's literally no one in Hololive who's had to go through this specific experience before. Being Gura is actually suffering, and we're lucky that we were born in the same timeline so we can support and enjoy her. She's gonna need all the support she can get.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit this thread took a hard nosedive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804409
Well she does seem to talk to Kiara off stream every now and then. Must've rubbed off on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>already a ton of aya spam
T-thanks Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804241
She's lying face down on a sidewalk, in a puddle of her own vomit, and with an empty bottle of Jack Daniel's in her hand.

HoloEn Collab intervention for Gura when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804209
Right? Not nearly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope chumbuds start to understand how Ayamefags must feel now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804450
It's literally the same people causing the same problems with different tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804445
I, for one, would love it if chumbuds took some lessons from the deadbeats. They've got iron stomachs for bait at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804456
How can be bait if it's true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804327
Agree, same here. And it's hard to imagine how it feels like to go from an average person to a person who's loved by thousands and have to live up to idol-like expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

Please Ame save us from this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804473
Thanking jesas for being born in the same era as Mama "Coomer" Loni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803653
If someone can sends in an akasupa she'll probably acknowledge it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804427
>Ina's drenched hikki body writhing on the floor, in pained heavy breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804482
>until a little less than an hour ago.
Threads haven't been decent since the /jp/ disaster fuck up, retard. And they never will be the same anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804355
She's not wrong. A lot of the most vocal critics of anything are (former) fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804445
Deadbeats copied it from chumbuds in the first place, except they sound more insecure when they say it like they're trying to convince themselves. I'm just reminding the antis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804456
>Implying they're not samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804484
Teammates...please

[Anonymous No.]

Ok
Realistic expectations for the Ame merch go!
We know about the voice pack but what else?
She's been hyping it up but is the first EN to say to not get your hopes up too much when teasing an announcement.
So what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804433
Ok, that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804414
https://youtu.be/fpM0bdh0i0A

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804412
Don’t worry, I’ve been digging everywhere for hours and I’ve finally found the golden ticket.. now it’s time to teach this brat lesson.. keep replying to others on twitter and this is what you get, whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804415
first time?

[Anonymous No.]

Can I report Mifu for spam making accounts and endlessly making chats about his ARS ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804520
Typical no-badge

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804456
Yeah they should go watch their oshi...oh wait. They can't! HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
I wouldn't. I followed hololive a lot longer than I've known Gura, and in this hypothetical scenario where this "ghosting" is actually significant, then she isn't inspiring much confidence in a faithful audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804521
A plushie would be easy to make and very well liked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804470
Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804520
gouda cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803005
you could have stayed hydrated, but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna pay the price, you god damn idiot.
fuck around and find out

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god, Ame's prechat is 90% AYA....Ame please control your Teammates

[Anonymous No.]

Do antis literally ever get tired?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's forget Gura and tako about something else! Like Polka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804496
>they're also ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803663
I ALSO LOVER HER what a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
Is this really Gura? This is a really strange shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804470
You should know, Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

お茶メイト35p is someone from this thread right?

[Anonymous No.]

>listening to Okayu ASMR
>her PC fan is whirring loudly in the background and her chair is constantly creaking loudly

"based"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804280
Wasn't it where dupe posts were made within seconds of each other which implied it's someone or a group of people using scripts in either meaning of the word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804547
>control
>implying this isn't Ame's doing in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804547
this is pretty much the same as A spam
I hate it
This must be a ploy for her to ban it

[Anonymous No.]

Good job Amelia, you just pissed away 4 months of training your chat not to be shit heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804496
spotted the seanigger

[Anonymous No.]

I was hoping it wouldn't get spammed to death like this but I think I was just naive. Ame... tardwrangle just a little bit onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>aya spam in Ame's chat already
Think she might've fucked up with that one honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804543
>Gura is MIA because she's infiltrating in each chumbud house and hydrating them without consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804549
the (yous) fuel them endlessly

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804520
based teamate

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804098
based

>duplicate file exists

pretend i posted that okayu webm again, just play it in your head from memory

[Anonymous No.]

>people spamming aya because they think its funny
>people spamming aya because they know amelia will get sick off it and eventually tell them to fuck

beautiful thing to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804117
No you only matter to me as Amelia's adhd girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804547
Pog

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804543
Stay frosty, Grid Glide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804347
It really does feel like this. Like obviously we've always had these sorts of posts but the pattern I've noticed is:
>Regular posts about Teamates (which got deleted when that person got banned again)
>Constant anti posting about ID members and labelling everyone as "SEANigs"
>KFP anti posts on a consistent schedule
As I said some of this is normal but the fact that it's on a regular schedule and not usually replying to posts makes me think it's something weird.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm happy Ame and Ina didn't take their rest days on the same day this week. When both of them were out on the same day it made for some really painful dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, just CLOSE the chat. Its not that hard and actually enhances the viewing quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804342
>mori has less members than gura
No shit ESL. That doesn't mean Mori makes less than Gura. Which is what I was disputing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804566
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804594
>and eventually tell them to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I'm torn. The aya spam is annoying as fuck, but I'm also 90% sure that its a strategy to make Ame hate it.

...should I spam aya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804582
aya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804568
comfy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804558

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, why has the Kiniro Mosaic Ayaya been shortened to Aya?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804609
fuck off*

my bad lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804568
she needs a better chair or something, maybe it can't handle intense weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804327
>anxiety about obligations that she seems to have, and i dealt with it in the same way, just by ignoring them.
I have this problem too. Thats my way to cope with responsibilities. The managers are supposed to be there to prevent this. I really hope ENMA gets replaced or gets off his/her ass to help Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

If you think it's bad now, just wait until her contractually obligated "three streams per week minimum" is up in September

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804602
Do you also cover your ears every time Ame interacts with chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804520
>teamates are based

[Anonymous No.]

Ame's chat had actually gotten decent for a little while too. So much for that.

[Anonymous No.]

You watched and loved Suzy's GTAV right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804559
No you gullible fucking retard, it sounds nothing like her and if you believe the desperate rrat that she wants to leave hololive you obviously never watch her fucking streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804573
It happened once yesterday in peak Gura anti season, and when someone called it out two people posted within seconds of each other at them saying "I'M NOT SAMEFAGGING" in different styles.
But during the "Kiara posts an eight second video" meltdown from Kiara antis, it happened multiple times within the same thread.
It hadn't happened ever before then, so it seems likely someone's either got bots, or SEAniggers on scripts for minimum wage

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804598
Yeah, honestly. I really hate Ina days off but having SOMETHING to wash usually cushions the blow. That one fucking day when none of the trinity (my timezone) streamed was pure unfiltered torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804547
Can emotes be tiered like on Twitch? I don't think she's the type of person that would do so, but if push comes to shove...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804610
>joining faggots when there is already more than enough of them
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804592
>duplicate file exists
my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804610
Wait til the stream starts and see how she takes it.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is this 'AYA' spam in Ame's chat? Some sort of bastard ayaya?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah it’s nice to know that my oshi is streaming and doesn’t ghost randomly, feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804614
the sheer determination in this man´s gaze always puts a smile on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804534
Anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804627
yes, having a good manager right now is one of the biggest reasons i don't slip back into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804438
>Lying profusely

>Schedule last week
tuesday 3:XX pm
>Schdule 2 weeks ago
tuesday 4:XX pm
>Schdule 3 weeks ago
tuesday 1:xx pm
>Schdule 4 weeks ago
monday evening
>Schedule 5 weeks ago
tuesday 2:xx pm
And it goes on and on...
That's to say nothing of the tweets which usually precede the schedule by at least an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

what if this is a surprise collab stream with Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804610
I'm never doing it. This is Ame's problem to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804602
May as well watch the VOD then

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804627
She hasn't done anything worth scolding.

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/2motr6
https://poal.me/2motr6
https://poal.me/2motr6

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804655
He has a magnifying glass, not a badge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804642
don't apologize for posting okayu

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804628
How long till she's labelled the Ayame of EN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804520
He's just asking where the cheese is

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804628
The state of chumbuds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804606
Is he also that faggot that posts /hlgg/ shit on twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804637
Probably 2nd most entertaining GTA5 stream, just behind Kanata's 4 hours to win the race stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803872
I thought about it a lot before being a disorganized person myself, but I just happen to find it that it works against all of them to simply not be organized enough. Mind you prime time itself is what, four hours of the day for any given region? I highly doubt that any of these girls actually doesn't have a schedule (even if it's an internal schedule managed by the company), since you need to be highly organized to be in entertainment in the first place. The only types of entertainers that aren't organized are street performers, which admittedly Hololive tends to resemble.

Ultimately, this is very likely what will end up happening at some point because constantly expanding your roster will lead to conflicts with people fighting for attention.

[Anonymous No.]

What's stopping Gura from just giving Cover the finger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804628
But she's always streamed more than that weekly, shes not just doing the bare minimum retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804627
ENMa is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804609
>Ame we love Aya
>reeeeeee get the fuck out

It's funny how you can condition Ame to hate anything as long as you keep bringing it up. Except minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats, explain.

[Anonymous No.]

You didn't hear this from me, but gura has privately turned down so many collab requests that other holos have just given up on trying to interact with her altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe the AYA spam will get her to remove the letters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804631
No but when she starts saying the "backseat" I do close the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Aya going to end up being some sort of Chekhov's gun for her birthday stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804698

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804693
Korone will steal it if she tries

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804673
Managers are there to guide and help, not scold. This is true in every profession, and if thats not the case, you got a shitty manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804693
What's stopping you from killing yourself instead of making this retarded exact question 1 billion times
I'm scared to search your post on the archives because I know I'll find out how fucking retarded you are

[Anonymous No.]

>Stream hasn't even started yet
>"Ame is cuter than usual"
Contain thy faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804688
No mikopi is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804623
No you were right the first time, Ame wants to watch her teamates fuck, only if theyre men though

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804645
She realised she didn't have a "catchphrase" during the most recent superchat reading and decided upon "aya" as a random one. Chat didn't like it, so she kept using it.
She's been pushing it a lot in membership community posts recently and so chat is using it back against her. Hopefully she'll get sick of it quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

She's pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804642
Don't apologize.
I might get mad because I'm literally obligated to listen to it every time it's posted but it makes my day every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804660
None of that is correct

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Ame I think it's time to retire aya now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804725
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804706
I belev. Where the fuck is the Haachama collab, Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804723
no, anon, i cut out the last clause! it's different this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804693
A contract, if you didn't know you can get sued for breaching a contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804637
I honestly know nothing about Suisei beyond the fact that she loves Tetris 99, and has kept her character design since she was an indie. Was her playthrough good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804451
>every day
i fucking wish
>>31804317
she lives rent free in my head because I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804725
At least pretend to not be a newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804706
Ina..

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804734
No, chat is spamming it because they're a bunch of twitch kiddies who like spamming things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804725
Cuter than usual is now part of Ame streams, dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804693
A year long contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804708
>they all get replaced with different pictures of Ryan Gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804730
She wants them to fulfill her BL fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804725
lurk more

[Anonymous No.]

What's stopping Gura from just fingering herself and getting off to her own fan art?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is "aya" even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804693
the law

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804627
>>31804696
Enma is actually a group of folks as revealed by a yabai. Its possible that each talent (or a small group of talents) are assigned a manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804510
I dunno, it almost feels better at times when the shitposters stick to trying to honeypot the false threads instead of shitting up here exclusively. Though I get the feeling the rest of the board hates Holos, given the peek I've taken of some other threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN ANTI:tea3::yyy::tea3:SQUAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804761
it's both

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
What did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804773
My dick in her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
there it is

[Anonymous No.]

It's been 3 days since Gura graduated.
GURA LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804706
>Gura said no because she isn't confident in her Japanese, and wants to avoid giving a bad impression to her senpais
>The senpais take it the wrong way, or don't know when she'll be more willing to collab, so they leave her alone more or less
This is too believable for me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804744
Kiara stole it with an off-collab

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame starts streaming
>Thread goes to shit
Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804706
She's legit scared of everything that talks and moves
That's why she lives in the countryside, no humans there... Only cows and avocados

[Anonymous No.]

>Nearly 500k
Do your Cloudy Sheep reps.

[Anonymous No.]

*casts a hex to remove Watamages of their powers*

[Anonymous No.]

Rrats are hungrier than usual today

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804768
Finally.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm Polka and YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's back to 60k, looks like it really was just NY bump

[Anonymous No.]

It's time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
And so began the Aya war

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
What a fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804734
>chat is using it back against her
lol no

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty funny how the whole aya thing was just amelia's version of ara ara, and she started shilling it really hard as a sort of payback to people who constantly begged her to say it. But now it's backfired in her face and we get to watch her suffer.

https://streamable.com/ymtko2

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804627
If we're right about her ADHD then this makes sense. The ability to use executive functioning skills is severely limited with an ADHD brain and so people with it will shut down when anything requires advanced planning.

[Anonymous No.]

I will spam AYA everytime she asked a question to chat just to spite her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804184
Depends on the time and context. After some of Amelia's more lackluster streams, I've had discussions about what she could genuinely do to improve. Sometimes there will be moments in the stream that will have resonated with people, sometimes it's just great to see people collectively go "she's full of fertility and youth". Other times the meta discussions about how the EN girls are working within hololive as a whole are interesting too. There's archiving and finding timestamps for bits of info people might've forgotten.
And then there are some threads where you realize it's useless to even bother holding proper discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how many "Missed Call: Enma"s and text messages are on Gura's phone right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804806
i deserve Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
based but i can only hope she is pro skub

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804809
or the fact that she didn't fucking stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804790
Are you blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804602
if i close the chat then ytcfilter wont pick up when other girls pop in

[Anonymous No.]

Ame has a really fancy hat.

[Anonymous No.]

/ameg/ starts now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804637
GTA 5 is a golden game for Holos. Between Suisei and Flare, it's hard to tell who is more entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804784
>it almost feels better at times when the shitposters stick to trying to honeypot the false threads instead of shitting up here exclusively
Never happens because they know they don't give a shit about these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804773
>he doesn't know she already does that

[Anonymous No.]

Hiiiiii
>What did Amelia mean by this ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804755
It was a massacre. Hitman and Mario Kart in a package

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804773
I dont understand the question, do you for some reason believe she doesnt do this every day?

[Anonymous No.]

It's the first week of January, fuck off with the holiday music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804698

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804768
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
Why did she have to ruin her birthday with this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame sent us back to Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804851
Yup, cuter than usual

[Anonymous No.]

Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>christmas music
nice one, defective

[Anonymous No.]

Aya Count: 1

[Anonymous No.]

Anti AYA squad
based Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>Chumbuds start shitting on others
>"Fuck Unity"
>People start shitting on Gura
>"NOOO GUYYYS WHAT ABOUT UNITY?!!"

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is the char saying aya what did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804809
GOAMEGO

[Anonymous No.]

I ALSO KNOW ABOUT KORONE

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S GOING TO REGRET STARTING THIS AYA SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804809
She hasn't streamed yet, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

/ameg/ time

[Anonymous No.]

you ever read the old threads and want to reply to a post but realize it being 5 hours old would make it weird?
>>31804844
How can something start if it already is

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804842
set ytcfilter to max height

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804802
>Cloudy Sheep
Tell me what it means first

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I might as well suspect that Ame is self-defeating and literally wants to ruin her recently decent chat by introducing AYA Twitch-faggot spam to it just to be a little contrarian bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804803
Based witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804875
>Falseflagging
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
>has great start of the year
>ruins her chat with :gurastare: tier shit
why is she so dumb but cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804854
Now you've got me interested, I'll give it a watch soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
Not an investigator here, whats the whole AYA thing going on? is like the gurahmm thing?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/qt1i5y.mp4

>ywn touch these legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804317
She learned from the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>already cuter than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804875
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804868
Ace Detective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31802994
I will love her until the end...

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl + f gura
>163 results

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804783
No she wasn't. Enma is one person and likely the only dedicated EN manager. Everyone else in that discord is tech support/translation or a JP manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804809
>Kiara's views last day
Now that's actually suprising

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
wtf I love Ame again

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804873
She just needs to bring back the owo squad.

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed that Amelia frequently separates her viewers.

She always says hi to Teamates and Investigators as though they are separate. I'm a Investigator so I don't care but I've noticed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
I've done it a few times and I do feel guilty about it. I've since switched to Okayu instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804838
I mean does she mean no ANTI AYA SQUAD after this or if she's part of anti aya squad

[Anonymous No.]

oh~ sorry about that, babe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804340
Aloefags still exists even when she streamed 1 time
I still miss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804889
>Replying to it

[Anonymous No.]

I’m serious, where the fuck is Gura, she hasn’t even liked a single thing o Twitter and it’s already 6pm EST

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804809
At this rate, in 3 months ame is gonna surpass calli. Well deserved especially after that disastrous asmr stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804875
Oh are we just posting things that didnt happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804875
Kill yourself, Artiafag

[Anonymous No.]

Deep dish pizza is just pizza cake. It's good but it's not proper pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go again, Ame talking about illegally obtaining yellowcake uranium

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE CHEF AME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804803
>Wow, what is going to be your next trick? Do you need a deck of cards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804886
What's there to get?

[Anonymous No.]

I’m serious, where the fuck is Gura, she hasn’t even liked a single thing o Twitter and it’s already 6pm EST

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804907
>CTRL+F "a"
>7585 results
It's over, Gura won...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804755
Suisei made her Project Winter massacre look like a joke

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804847
I mean, we all know it, but they still try to bait newfags sometimes instead of antiposting 100% of the time. I'll take the honeypots over the old SEAnig posting any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804783
Wasn't it revealed in a Kiara stream a while back that Enma doesn't manage all the girls? (Or at least not Kiara?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804928
Magic is REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803885
I haven't masturbated to her today

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804926
How else is she gonna arm and fuel Gura's submarine?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame doesn't like red velvet
That's it, I'm done. I've tried sticking through her shit but this is the last fuck up I'm willing to take

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804916
this pic demands a poop shoop

[Anonymous No.]

If my fellow teamates like aya now then I don't like it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804904
i want Ina to sing more songs in english

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804947
There are multiple managers, that was always clear but Kiara confirmed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804755
Suisei is the PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE. Also unironically. One of the best singers in Hololive. She is the only one who was an indie before joining Hololive. She's a decent artist (pic related), she designed and made her first model by herself. She is a tryhard and very competitive at games, she will practice games before she plays them on stream in order to get an edge. She's particularly renowned for her ability in imposter type games such as Project Winter and Among Us. She can also be very goofy and not afraid to be a dork which is great. She lives in the Holohouse with Anemachi. Possibly speaks English and just is pretending not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>entire gen graduates and makes their own indie branch to much success
Would Cover sue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804876
I have never once called Ame Aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804907
Meanwhile, Reine only yields 3...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804889
>>31804900
>>31804923
>>31804924
Stop replying to bait you fucing mouthbreathing retards, stream time right here right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804742
>>31804757
>>31804765
>>31804770
You don't have to be THAT proud of containment breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804783
EnMa is Ame, Gura and Ina's general manager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804921
Sorry anon I wanted extra sex today

[Anonymous No.]

Red Velvet, a cake that's literally "style over substance"

[Anonymous No.]

>that excitement over deep fried birthday cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804698
I want to breed Moririn, what more is there to say?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck, we're gonna fill the cake with a creamy load

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804959
yeah she got bullied into disliking it now, it's already dead right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804698
Mamaloni is trying to figure out exactly what she can get away with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804943
anon...it gets so much worse than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804912
Ame likes to filter her fans, just like how goslings are not true teamates:
>"are Goslings a subsect of teamate?"
She knows what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804969
>stream time right here right now
Ame stream, that's the problem. Every single anti is alive now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804970
>still trying to fit in
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804809
The recline IS REAL
1,800,000 DEAD SUBS
>b-but my VOD views
she's been getting less too

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804698
Ah the Mamaloni

[Anonymous No.]

What if every holo says why they're gone like kiara does? Wouldn't that be just great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804943
Why doesn't Aya stream more? Why hasn't she tweeted yet? It's been 48 hours now since I've last heard about Aya. Aya lives rent free in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
>Ame I love you please marry gura
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804943
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804983
Creaming Ame's cake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804809
You know that this is because she did not stream for the past 2 days? The very reason the threads are in meltdown-mode? Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
Well the second one is a cute reference at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804966
Under what grounds? Cover just owns the rights to their models, not the talents themselves. I doubt they would have ever agreed to a non-compete agreement as part of their contract.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Ina's drawing streams god for a complete beginner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804980
she is american plz andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804989
First of all the word is subset. Second, you don't seem to know what it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
its kinda shocking how braindead the average person is

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
Kinda based

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804989
Do you not know what subsect means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804954
>wanting some lame ass no-flavor
German Chocolate is the best cake, but pie > cake any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
I like the 2nd one, I need fanart of that now

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804970
>do I fit in yet guise?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
Nobody better post the findings from a couple hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804904
Ina...
I have a heart boner for sad girls

[Anonymous No.]

>aya mostly gone on chat
how does she fucking do it

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE THIS FUCKING THING

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804924
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=kill+yourself+artiafag
you first, schizo
be sure to report back on whatever discord ops are going on, like a true 4reddit tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805009
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I unironically think Ame is cuter again, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803864
Well the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804909
the frog meme worked exactly as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805012
No, not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Reasons why Gura is trash that should graduate
She really isn't trash,
shouldn't graduate
and
won't. Don't be
a fucking dumbass
and be
patient!
Gura will be.....
Right On Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804968
Reine love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804970
Someone marshmallowed it to her and she picked it and read it. She also reads it out of chat all the time. Blame Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804994
Oh look its that obsessed numberfag again

[Anonymous No.]

Forget Aya
Embrace Anya

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
but that's a cute ratatouille reference

[Anonymous No.]

Lorewise, I wonder if Gurame is just Gura being fascinated with humanity because of her previous isolation and Ame entertaining her so she doesn't remember how high she is in the food chain compared to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

should I watch this or GDQ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804988
>>31805009
Agree. That second one is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

When is the Ame Rratatouille watchalong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804964
>Possibly speaks English and just is pretending not to.
I still can't believe that worked

[Anonymous No.]

>pass part out

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804996
ahh the mamaloni, mamaloni. you know the mamaloni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805035

Me too. It makes me unreasonably violent.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Ame have any moments like this? https://streamable.com/yd9oh4

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804894
Open wife
https://youtu.be/TbO0rwkv5hk

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804940
>7585 results
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804660
You just made those up lol

[Anonymous No.]

Ames song is named Papaya, never knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my first time not hiding chat and last time

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno why you guys post screenshots of completely random chat messages that Ame never even acknowledges.
>>31805033
By just ignoring it for now I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn feels like it's been ages since Ame last used her classic BGM

[Anonymous No.]

>papAYA
It was meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805070
French is a disgusting language

[Anonymous No.]

I love this bgm

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803358
He's right though

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805033
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805030
>I have a heart boner for sad girls
hey, me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805078
thanks, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805050
dafuq are you onto? I literally jwu

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame starts streaming
>Gura antis all disappear
So it was just bored teamates? Figured.

[Anonymous No.]

>roboco voicepack
>abuse_ASMR.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804921
ssshhhh, gura is sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805062
>watching trannies
its barely even about speedrunning anymore, gdq is dead

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I'm not too into Ame streams but I hope the Teamates have a fun time today! Your oshi is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hope this stream is as kino as Polka's was

[Anonymous No.]

>Classic BGM
ah yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804994
What is your point? Even if she is reclining she is still doing better than every single other holo besides Pekora

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805037
It's a reference to ratatouille the rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805043
Heil Hololive, heil Cover, heil HoloEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805062
GDQ hoarding gamer headsets like they're GPUs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805052
>posting OC Donut Steel
off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805095
I miss when she would hum along to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805009
>>31805053
Oh, shit, my mind is fucking broken. I immediately interpreted it in a weird sexual way. God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805086
It's not the real name, she sang "papaya" to the tune a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805110
Step on me, Reine.

[Anonymous No.]

how long until Ame complains the game doesnt explain stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805037
Ratatouille

[Anonymous No.]

I'm horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805097
did I fucking stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805105
bored gosling incels*

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805092
She used it a couple days ago

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS A NIGGERBALL FAN
>Gura cancelled stream on lakers pre season debut
>Gura missed Sunday which was lakers game day and tweeted right after all the nba games for that day concluded
>What day is today? It’s a lakers game day, that’s why she’s radio silent
>reminder j*y was massive NBAfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805107
>It's real

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805069
https://youtu.be/37IOYCj60Eg?t=7569
I still can't believe no clippers got this gem at the end. It's the perfect cap to any clip of this stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805105
shut the fuck up it was (You)

[Anonymous No.]

I tried being an Ame anti but it's impossible she's really likeable and cheerful. I kneel Teachads

[Anonymous No.]

>Chat interaction causes stream to be thrown into Youtubes algorithm
>Amelia realized when she hic'd, it caused a mass influx in chat messages
>Amelia realized this and wanted to test the chat's interaction with the Youtube algorithm
>Now she currently AYA and HIC at her disposal to cause insane chat interaction
Ame is playing 4D chess right now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You have to eat all the eggs

[Anonymous No.]

do people actually like to watch ame. she sounds fake as shit. she sounds like the cashier at a really high scoring mcdonalds. she sounds like she is going 200% on the sell, on doing a performance. shes like a really bad heroine in the community theater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
Is she sick of it already or is she telling the anti-aya squad to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

AME MILK?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803421
>abandoned
He was murdered though. It's the whole reason why the board is in the middle of a civil war and why the meidos are also having a civil war

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805140
Oh baby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805014 >>31805017
>subsect
>noun
>1 : a sect directly derived from another
>2 : a minor sect
An offshoot cult is accurate enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805062
I would really prefer if (you)'d be quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805135
This
I literally cannot associate Goslings with nothing good anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Use Ame milk???

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805062
once in a lifetime first cooking sim stream with ame, or 20 year old games you have seen 50 times....

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803931
Are you reading what you're replying to? The person that anon is replying to suggested that Gura would end up quitting a salaried part time job with a top income earner pay rate. No one in their right mind would do so (...SEX...), especially in this kind of job market with high unemployment. A breach of contract would fuck up your future prospects in entertainment too depending on why you breached contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
go back

[Anonymous No.]

Ame milk
Ame milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803036
How she's going to tie you to a chair and edge you until you literally start crying begging to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805107
magnet now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805094
Is that why you borrowed all those words from it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
what?

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT AME MILK SO BAD BROS

[Anonymous No.]

I don't enjoy hololive streams anymore but I can't stop browsing and enjoying these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805150
I genuinely don't think chat matters to the youtube algorithm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805107
>>31805140
Well, she's a high-spec rob, of course she had that spec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805094
tu farme tu ta yeule colice

[Anonymous No.]

I said...

I'M HORNY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805030
>I have a heart boner for sad girls
same here, they make me want to take care of them until they are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805105
Pretty obvious to me at least. They think all girls are supposed to be as married to their job as Ame is. So when one girl hardly tweets and only streams four times a week, it's outrageous to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame..easy on the butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805014
Subsect is a word, next time trying looking it up before you spout off like you know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

AME MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
Aya

[Anonymous No.]

So we've got what, 20, 30 more minutes until the kitchen is on fire, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805105
Why would teamates shit on Gura? If anything they have the highest crossover of fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805177
nyaa in the earlier thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805105
>ame streams every day and interacts daily
>Gura ghosts and treats her fans like trash
I wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
んなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

[Anonymous No.]

that giggle was pretty interesting

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna be filtered so hard by this game mechanics. Even Ina and Reine had a lot of trouble with how unforgiving it is.

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ I want to drink ames milk so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805195
Fuck you, you're getting more and you're gonna like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805188
I'm sorry to hear, Anon. I hope you get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never eat a cake made with ame milk
why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805144
It was the funniest shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805062
GDQ has been shit for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805195
Fat american, please andastandt

[Anonymous No.]

Ame milk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805200

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805144
She's been playing with us this whole time?
She's a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805183
Try watching some of Sora's karaoke streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>made new account to ask Ame about my shadowban
>still shadowbanned
Damn I guess she does hate me...

[Anonymous No.]

>Breast milk tastes like milk, but probably a different kind than the store-bought one you're used to. The most popular description is “heavily sweetened almond milk.”

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically, how long do you think your oshi will keep streaming? How long will Hololive itself exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805050
This guy used to count the number of posts made about Nijisanji and Hololive when everything was in one thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805163
subset
noun
A part of a larger group of related things.

[Anonymous No.]

>the ame merch is ame milk, 1oz per order
The things she does for us bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805151
>when she sees your ochinchinchamachamaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

What if Gura is just so excited to watch GDQ that she forgot to stream or make a schedule?

[Anonymous No.]

>giggles at Ame Milk
This bottom left detective

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805176
Korone's a S?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805182
I had an ex that unexpectedly lactated. If you're not into it, it's super gross.
I wasn't into it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why's her video quality pure shit?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Ame eyeballs the measurements when she makes batches of Watson's Concoction?

[Anonymous No.]

Ame....

[Anonymous No.]

>500g flour
>350g biscuit crumble
>4 eggs
>a whole block of butter

>only 200mls of milk

gonna a greasy ass dry ass fucking cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805210
based baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805204
You are overestimating her

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if I'd eat Ame's cake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805210
i love nnnaaa posting because it always makes my rikaikun freak the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805147
just start posting roomate shit and months old narrative, fellow ame anti CHAD

[Anonymous No.]

Ame wtf

[Anonymous No.]

Amechama...

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat Ame's floor cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805229
>How long will Hololive itself exist?
My last digit in years

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803565
4chan = reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>5 minute rule

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's baking "skill"

Holy shit. I hope she does not do these habits in real life

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/0kqv6d

Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

off to a great start

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805207
godbless you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805209
You're so blinded by hate that your responses are starting to make no sense, schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805253
Coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine choosing Hoshikawa over this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805258
y-yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
I only watch Ame when no other English speakers are streaming, which seems to happen a lot. Don't especially like her honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805247
every Watson concoction is personalized

[Anonymous No.]

People that eyeball recipes make me go nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805250
Exactly like Ame then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805210
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
I'll be honest and say I feel the same way as you, even if you are a shitposting anti, but ame's my oshi's friend so she can't be all that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS IT SO THICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805243
like... out of nowhere without any stimulation? sounds like free food to me

[Anonymous No.]

I think we both know, you and me, anon, that Gura is almost done with being Gura. She's barely even able to fake enjoyment of her chat on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805258
Does it give more health than floor ice cream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803882
Hopefully some Gen 5s

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804966
This is just a re-imagining of that "Coco should start her own Hololive!" spam that used to plague this board before she showed how retarded she was with the Taiwan incident.

[Anonymous No.]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804778
I remember someone came and did that "pretending to be Ame" thing about posting her schedule soon, and I told them Aya was going to be 2020's Ground Pound and they just responded "Oh fuck I didn't think of that" and didn't respond after. Funnily enough, the schedule came out soon after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>does it tell you how much stuff is in it
HOW THE FUCK CAN'T YOU SEE THE GIANT YELLOW POPUP WITH ALL THE NUMBERS
IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE PERIPHERAL
YOU JUST IGNORE POPUPS AND UI COMPLETELY DON'T YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804994
nothing last forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
Damn, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
Eh, I absolutely hate every single game she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805222
>>31805222
Her mother is fluent in English, I refuse to believe that Suisei's English is as bad as she claims. Just listen to how naturally she says "Fuck".

https://files.catbox.moe/svvsdq.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805300
This. Gura is done pretending for you faggots, she’s going to unleash her full ironic cringe weeb self soon and it will have to happen for her to grow

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805269
Did the success of holoEN broke most of the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
If you're a gosling, I'm sure it seems real. But to anyone looking in from the outside who isn't charmed by her, it's obvious that she's the fakest girl who will say whatever her fans want to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

Which would you prefer?

Ame's driving

OR

Ame's baking

Either way, you'd die

[Anonymous No.]

>200g sprinkles

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
Thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/7kp4i9.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805105
Teamates and Chumbuds have the highest crossover, do people really believe this narrative? Most schizo posting stops once dead hours stops, its always been the case since schizos don't get as much (you)'s or am I taking bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805241
Fuck around and find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
IT'S ALL OVER

[Anonymous No.]

It actually is Watchama cooking. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
Can't believe they're shutting it down in June...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
Should've put HololiveEN to make it more realistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805336
Ame sex

[Anonymous No.]

>I’ll just put water in it, it’s the same
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

Finally an Ame stream I can watch. She should play less longass story-based games and play more shorter or one-off games.

[Anonymous No.]

Ames homeless water cake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805344
>spoiler
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805105
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805336
Driving is better because at least I get to hear her sing before my demise

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
THIS IS THE END. THIS YEAR IS THE FINAL YEAR. TELL YOUR OSHI HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARS FROM YOUR LIFE FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
Chris... please don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
im not at all a big fan of her, but she isn't painful to listen to so why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shows up drunk on stream
>calls her chumbuds dweebs and stinky
>HER friends parrot the "Hololive bad, no relationships", probably Gura's complaints.
>Rumors of Gura wanting to leave Hololive
>Runs off for 3 days and ghosts her fanbase so she could get pounded by her local drugdealer

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>pretend you are a lunaito

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805241
https://youtu.be/o5JIEVmK01I?t=77

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805269
>...maybe
twap...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805362
Good news is that she's planning to do exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
This is the last stretch boys, o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805301
T.pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805333
60% of kenzoku are EOPs, it's more a ncesity really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805280
Never doubt Matsuri's way of thinking and how she tried (and failed) with Nene

[Anonymous No.]

Ame...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand about cooking but I don't think you add this much water on it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805337
>150g sugar
This woman has an intense sweet tooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805269

Alright, somebody needs to call this bullshit once and for all: none of the HoloJP girls studies english. There, I said it. They all have English Studying Streams, but nothing further than that. Remember Korone said she had a teacher of english? That she surrounded by english studying books and studying hard? Complete nonsense. Her english has not developed at all since, and it has been several months now. They only say that shit to easily farm on kaigai nikis. The japanese do not study english, and have no intention of ever doing so, and we have only ourselves to blame because they know they'll continue to be popular regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805288
Eyeballing a stir fry or casserole is one thing. Eyeballing when you're baking is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805362
literal pleb tier taste

[Anonymous No.]

>5L of batter
That's a big cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
あや？
あや。

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805341
so walfie would win against klaius?

[Anonymous No.]

a fucking water cake

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER PRIESTESS WITH GIANT ASS

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ev-IJE67U
CLANG

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805376
Gura
んなあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I love Gura anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>Ninomae Ina'nis Ch. hololive-EN 4.9L of CAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805341
klaius vs carson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
IYAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Even the most ardent chumbuds can't defend gura's behavior any longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805375
Chumbuds are ona state of life support after this rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805376
Ina
Ina
Inaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805375
Have HER friends actually been talking about hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804968
I seriously hope nobody from these threads (except for those whose oshi is reine) ever ends up in a reine stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805396
I literally could not care less, they're cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805069
I mean Susys mom is literally a certified english translator, pretty sure her dauighter must know at least enough to defend herself.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Ame's cake will fucking SUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805362
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803148
>Express a different opinion
>People now call you a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805080
>>31804740
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1344017177272348672
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1341491761751986178
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1338910884727492610
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1336143551617523719
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1333856629297700873

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina has now poster more in Ame's chat than Gura
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805413
Of course she would know about large amounts of cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805308
>He doesn't know about Ame's god awful tunnel vision

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805419
Watch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805341
Is this Klaius v. Cuckson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
>Mori isn't going to kill Hololive they said

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805399
for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804994
Why is Marine suddenly there? She still gets less VOD views than Gura despite streaming more often than her. You seem to have missed that on the 26th and 27th she got 13 million views extra due to restored old VODs

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805408
don´t do this to me

[Anonymous No.]

isn't 4 min at 140c way too fucking little for a cake?
especially one that big

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805424
Yes but they sound jelly more than anything
She probably left them behind and they feel betrayed or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805396
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805362
Gura is perfect for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805399
>>31805399
>>31805399
>>31805399

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804740
>>31805080
btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805376
Gura
>some baby noise

[Anonymous No.]

AMR GAMER BOTTLE CAKE

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat Ame's gamer bottle special cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
>high scoring mcdonalds
>on doing a performance
>shes like a really bad heroine in the community theater

[Anonymous No.]

Ame piss cake is on the menu lads

[Anonymous No.]

ames piss bowl...

[Anonymous No.]

Did Ame just imply that she poured her own piss into the cake

[Anonymous No.]

the entire bowl...

[Anonymous No.]

ame id only drink from your organic gamer bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805437
Feel free and go ahead and manually count.
See you in a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>gamer bottle cake
ame the fuc

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805399
>>31805399
>>31805399

[Anonymous No.]

>Gamer body special cake
I hate you ame, I actually imagined it for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805396
>Her english has not developed at all since

Should have watched the A Way Out stream then you'll realize how fucking stupid you sound.

[Anonymous No.]

HAND OVER THE GAMER BOTTLE CAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805376
kiara
bukcawcbiwulabhkjsa

[Anonymous No.]

GAMER BOTTLE CAKE

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ I wish I could eat a cake made with ame's milk and piss so fucking bad bros why is life so unfair

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's gamer bottle special cake
Ame please...

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's gamer bottle cake
would you eat it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame's gamer bottle special cake
Would you eat it? It may be a little salty

[Anonymous No.]

Eating Ame's piss cupcakes!

[Anonymous No.]

AME'S PISS CAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>another 325g of sparkles
This reminds me of that /ck/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>just a big ball of sprinkles
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805376
Ina
んなああああああああああああああああああ

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn eat Ame's piss cake

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw watching Ame just to pass the time
should i just go fap instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805419
We have been discussing this for the past 2 days. Come back to whatever the fuck you came from tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805476
yes, bozo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805396
You missed the A Way Out stream, I take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805429
He's talking about the Among Us stream and how Suisei said that she couldn't understand English to get out of a tight situation and it actually worked

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805396
TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS ! !

Any of the girls that say they are, are. It is that simple, just because it doesn't fit your narrative of going to fucking Todai with a decked out professor of English doesn't mean they aren't learning. Korone's English IS good she engages her EN chat a lot and translated most of "A way out" dialogue for Miko.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame dropping all her hard work on the floor keeps making me laugh like a dumbass, I love watching Holos play this stupid game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805497
Making /ck/ recipes cooking sim stream would be godly, someone tell kwappi

[Anonymous No.]

>leaves the cap in the bowl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS HORRIBLE, SHE CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805506
You should go and achieve your goals! You are the only one in control of your potential!

[Anonymous No.]

No true chumbud would defend gura. A true chumbud would be honest and tell gura when she's made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oshi
>Will she be a good senpai when HoloEN Gen 2 arrives?

[Anonymous No.]

STOP ADDING WATER

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805376
Ame
I CAN'T WAIT FOR AME'S TEAMATE FASHION STREAM SO YOU CAN FEEL MY PAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805506
fap to the thought of eating a cake made with ame's body fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805459
yes, but I doubt the game wants to make you wait 25 mins for your cake to come out.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd still eat that cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ina
yes

[Anonymous No.]

No true chumbud would defend gura. A true chumbud would be honest and tell gura when she's made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
>Mori
lmao no

[Anonymous No.]

Why do ingredients keep ending up on the floor? Is the game shit or is Ame shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>60ml of vanilla extract

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
>Ina
>Yes

[Anonymous No.]

yeah thats what a cake should look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ame
I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>denies blue
HAHAH GURAAME FAGS ARE DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

Ame we're gonna be pissing pink for a week now.

[Anonymous No.]

>60ml of vanilla extract

[Anonymous No.]

>they dont give you that much food coloring

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803509
Did Youtube or someone else ever give them shit for random pantyshots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ina
Look how she's reacted to ID2, of course she would.

[Anonymous No.]

>why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER INA

[Anonymous No.]

I forgive you

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805459
Might be 1/10th time for game purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805534
i don't want that though

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Mori
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Gura
Probably won't even be treated as a senpai... Can't wait for some HoloEN2 to bully her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ina
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
>Kiara
>she's made for that jap sempai autism shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805542
It actually pisses me off when retards defend the ghosting

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ina
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805334

[Anonymous No.]

INA'S GAMER BOTTLE CAKE IS IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805566
Slowpokechama...

[Anonymous No.]

My little defective can't cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Kiara
Probably, already seems to be doing a bit of it with Reine despite her being ID

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805336
>Ame driving us home from Haachamas
>Snacking on Haachamas cooking on the way back

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Gura
Nope, she's eternal kouhai material

[Anonymous No.]

ame is just throwing random amounts of ingredients together because she hasn't figured out how to change it to the imperial system

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
ame
she's a great genmate, of course she'll be a good paisen

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Kiara
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805523
No, this is Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>would you eat ame's breast milk piss cake?

[Anonymous No.]

HOW MAKE DONUT

[Anonymous No.]

Finally an Ame stream where I dont need to watch part 1, 2, 3 ,4 and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805144
I can't believe there were people that hated this collab. Staying up until 9AM watching the ultimate sufferkino from Gura's perspective was one of the biggest highlights of the past few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>game tells her it needs 4 minutes and 30 seconds
>puts it in without preheating, for 4 minutes only
fucking ADHD brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805543
I think Mori would love to be a senpai, and help others... in her head. In reality, yeah, not the most helpful.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is only cute if you love her. She has the whiniest voice of all of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805596
What CAN Ame do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ina
no

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1346526160084226049

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ame
Great genmate, will make a great senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Yes, as long as she pats my head and tells me I'm a good little teamate while I eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ame
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805542
>>31805575
But she's cute!
Jo-JAAAAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Amelia and Ina would make great senpai. They already are for ID2 apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
>Gura
>Probably no

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Abso-fucking-lutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Mikochi
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
>Ame
>Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803602
Can confirm.
t. nutsacki and KFP

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ina
Only if the priestess told me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
does it includes a glass of Ame milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805619
It was some really good shit. Gura is always so passionate in her streams, and this moment was the pinnacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Kiara
Abso fucking lutely but then she'll ghost them after they pass her in subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Yes, I'd ask for seconds too

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Gura
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805631
Goddamn, Gura looks like THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805596
>>31805625
She can't fill your belly but can fill your heart

[Anonymous No.]

>someone is posting English translations in Ame's chat
But...why?

[Anonymous No.]

I’m concerned for Gura, can anyone track her down?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you truly say you love your oshi if you wouldn't eat her period blood cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805636
https://files.catbox.moe/j05mi6.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>31803647
>Imploding Haachama collab gonna be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically think Ame would rather die than read a recipe or use the game-recommended cooking time

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Yes but she has to giggle and call me a disgusting little piggy while doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Id eat it all of it and lick the plate till it was spotless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Gura
huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805684
Based...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805631
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805669
>He thinks Ame speaks English

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805672
No. Nobody will be able to track her down anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Mori
Yes in the sense of wanting to be friendly, no in the sense they will most likely be far more capable streamers, yet their reactions to her scuffs will be great comedy material.

[Anonymous No.]

using blender as a rolling pin with ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805683
Stubbornness is definitley one of Ame's fatal flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805679
>imploding
Just like your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805672
I'm on my way.

[Anonymous No.]

Has Ame baked anything in her life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805669
The same reason some retard keeps putting english hardsubs on english movies which always happen to be the ones I download for no explicable reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805672
Don't worry anon, I've already triangulated her approximate location.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805624
>he doesn't love Ame

[Anonymous No.]

THAT'S LEMON JUICE NOT OIL

[Anonymous No.]

Mmm, lemon bacon, my favorite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Kiara
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Ame has started four different recipes and finished none of them. This is a metaphor for her brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
>sensei tier
Ina
>actual sempai material
Kiara and ame
>Don't need to call me smepai my guy
Mori
>Wait, there is a gen 2!?
Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805706
meth

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking one (1) strip of bacon win Ame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805684
Haaton...

[Anonymous No.]

>Let's make a little snacky snack
>Boils bacon in lemon juice and maple syrup
Ame what

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
>KIara
I think she will. But would like to see how she reacts if someone surpasses her quickly like a 2nd Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Would you eat Ame's lemon bacon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805706
she's gotten baked before

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
HELL YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805683
The game has to punish BRUTE FORCE watson or she'll never learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805333
Not just that, it was also the collapse of HoloCN. Botan had previously mentioned wanting to do her chinese reps when HoloCN was still a thing and several Holos had significant prescences on Bilibili that I'd imagine others would want to emulate

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805619
Watching Gura's perspective, you wonder if there's lag or if Suisei is actually taking one step at a time to draw out the tension before she kills her.

And then you watch Suisei's side and realize that's exactly what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>where did i put the dough

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805696
But she does...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805669
she's speaking been japanese the whole time man did you hit your head or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>tutorial prompt on the screen
>How do I use this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
yes yes yes yes yes

[Anonymous No.]

Hurry up and kill the thread

[Anonymous No.]

ame eggs, ame milk, now gamer bottle extract
What part of her body is gonna end up an ingredient next?

[Anonymous No.]

press T to learn how to use the donut dispenser
HOW DO I USE THIS
HOW DOES THIS WORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805706
She claims to bake cookies regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805506
Yes but fap to Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805260
>holoJP hug yabs, mass prostituion of the talents, mafia and tax evasion
>mori collabs with critikal
>Ame off-collabs with vshojo makes debut on pornhub
>Ina makes doujins of genmates
>kiara cosplays her avatar and confirmed killed many of her friends
>Gura's still inactive.

[Anonymous No.]

WORST ENEMIES OF EACH FANBASE:
>KFP: SEAniggers
>Deadbeats: t. Deadbeats
>Tentacult: Abrahamic religion
>Teamates: Anti-UNITY retards
>Chumbuds: Twitter ecelebs
Is this accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805542
I'm going to shitpost here but I'm not going to tell gura, lol. Plus I'm disappointed, not mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
kiara
definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lemon maple bacon
My entire being has reacted negatively to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805703
I like that about her. Watching her is a lesson in not stressing about things that don't really matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805748
I bet Gura lost more voice during that collab than in one of her karaokes
She was screaming no stop

[Anonymous No.]

>Game: HEY WANNA KNOW HOW TO USE THIS?
>Ame: "How do I use this"

[Anonymous No.]

She really does have tunnel vision. There are fucking giant prompts on whatever new toy she wants to use and she literally doesn't acknowledge them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805154
I know you're just shitposting but I'm not really charmed by her and I understand what you mean by her being fake.
Although I do find her entertaining and I still watch her to fill the void when Gura or Ina aren't on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805636
This but unironically. Nah seriously thought, are teamates actual tourists? We have been over this already.

[Anonymous No.]

Boil the bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805766
I wish it wasn't but it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805760
First time in an Ame stream?
Wait until she yells at chat for backseating

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805750
Fuck wish all I had to do is hit my head to understand Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>bacon boiled in syrup

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805724
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805672
I sent doog to find her don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805760
the true gfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
You guys don't actually thing they'll treat as smepai-kouhai, right? With the JP sure, but among westerns that's cringe as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805210
Where have you been? Haven't seen you in a while, LuKnnaaaaaaaito.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

All you fags whining about Gura ghosting must not have read her misspelled description last stream. Hint: It's not supposed to be "walk"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805710
Please be mindful of ESLchamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805766
t. Deadbeat is the Deadbeat's greatest ally since it angers antis like nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805760
Ame has tunnel vision. This has been known

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Mori
She'll make an animated intro for one of her new kouhai.

[Anonymous No.]

THAT COLOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805766
>I'm my own worst enemy
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805610
Ame
Yes if she would have sex with me in return
If you remove the piss I'll gladly eat it though, ame milk is hot

[Anonymous No.]

I

[Anonymous No.]

>>31804098
Based fatcat poster. You and lunaposter are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU KIARA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805753
>anon I can't work
>why?
>an error appears
>what does the errors says?
>I dunno, I just close it

[Anonymous No.]

NIGGERMAN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Just pour that cake out

[Anonymous No.]

Gura can do no wrong. Even when she's doing nothing she's incredibly successful. This makes the antis seethe. Let them seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU GURA

[Anonymous No.]

Ina... it's time to come out....

[Anonymous No.]

I love my dorky Priestess!!

[Anonymous No.]

THE COLOR TASUKETE GSPOT MAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

i love you, gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya~

[Anonymous No.]

So is this one of those games like Goat Simulator where they left a bunch of bugs in because it was better that way?

[Anonymous No.]

SUBARU LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31805530
Ame
Absolutely. She's a unitychad and has literally helped all her genmates with their audio, bgm, and production.