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Sup guys. I was thinking making something for 9/9/09 day, but I don't know what. Any ideas?

>> No.3178493

Look at that baka.

>> No.3178499

You should make Cirno Racing.

>> No.3178500

>cirno
>thinking

oh u

>> No.3178504

make a machine to kill everyone that likes cirno

>> No.3178505

We should all collaborate and make a bunch of short Cirno animations.

>> No.3178506

>>3178490
Don't know. I was wondering what /jp/ would do for 9-9-09, but never thought to ask.

>> No.3178515

>>3178506

/jp/ isn't planning on doing anything other than spamming Cirno anywhere, because /jp/ is lazy.

>> No.3178518 [DELETED] 

A giant ice sculpture, with Gensokyo being destroyed by 9-ball comets.

>> No.3178525

We should ask moot to change the board's name to Cirno/General

>> No.3178525,1 [INTERNAL] 

What a baka

>> No.3178525,2 [INTERNAL] 

The amount of deleted posted on /jp/ right now makes me lol.

>> No.3178537

I know what will happen on /jp/ on September 9th, 2009:

- KoG will release a new Cirno game, everybody will sage, nobody will care
- /jp/ will be completely fine, because janitors will delete everything Cirno related on-sight
- Nobody will remember the day for anything
- Nothing of value will be produced

>> No.3178542

>>3178537

This.

>> No.3178545

I'll probably be making something for it. I think it would be fun if /jp/ got together (at least the interested parties) and made a bunch of stuff. Art, minigames, etc etc.

Any idiot with a free copy of game maker and a couple of hours of spare time could make something fun. So why the hell not? Really, I'm surprised /jp/ doesn't do more "lets fuck around and make shit just for fun". Then again, we're all lazy bastards, so yeah.

>> No.3178550

>>3178537

Pretty much. I don't understand why fags are overhyping this when nobody cares. Hell, I'm more interesting that in that new 9 movie coming out directed by Shane Acker.

>> No.3178557

i'm going to fap 9 times in one day

>> No.3178562

>>3178545

Because /jp/ hates anything not made by ZUN. KoG's games aren't even that bad, tbqh, it's just that they're made in Flash. Flash begets Newgrounds, and Newgrounds begets guns, tanks, and mindless violence, which does not equal lolis in frilly dresses.

>> No.3178573

>>3178562

Who is this KoG I keep hearing about? I've kinda been away from /jp/ for a while.

>> No.3178574

>>3178562
>Because /jp/ hates anything not made by ZUN.
Wut.
Did you miss all the threads about the other fan-games? There's even Mystical Chain and Cirno Racing threads on the front page right now.

Honestly I don't even care how good KoG's games are. He's a nuisance and a troublemaker and I don't want to try anything he's even remotely associated with.

>> No.3178575

>>3178562

>KoG's games aren't even that bad

Except for the part that he can't program. Or draw (even ZUN looks good in this reguard). Or think up creative bullet patterns.

>> No.3178577

Write an erotic story about Cirno.

>> No.3178579
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>>3178575

>implying you actually played KoG's games

>> No.3178582

>>3178545
I'm half decent at action script and creating art. I just have no motivation to create anything when I work alone. Would possibly be interested in joining a group of folk to make something, even if it would make me hated in /jp/.

>> No.3178583

>Honestly I don't even care how good KoG's games are. He's a nuisance and a troublemaker and I don't want to try anything he's even remotely associated with.

And that's why nobody here ever does anything.

>> No.3178585
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>>3178575

>creative bullet patterns
>flash

I don't think so Tim

>> No.3178596

Protip: Flash sucks for games.

It's slow at doing the most simple things, it actually somehow manages to get SLOWER when full screening (where as most games get a nice boost in framerate when in fullscreen mode), and its just ass in general. The only thing flash has going for it is vector graphics, and even that isn't really much of an advantage.

>> No.3178593

>>3178583
What? I'm perfectly willing to play/read/listen to stuff made by random /jp/ Anons.
Most of us do nothing because we're lazy, not because we're afraid we'd be laughed at (although I suppose that plays a part too).

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>>3178550

I've seen no advertising for his movie at all. It's a shame.

>> No.3178600

>>3178582

>I just have no motivation to create anything when I work alone.

Now that I think about it, what motivation does KoG have to create the games he made? Hell, he probably has negative motivation.

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3178603

9/9

>> No.3178604

>>3178585

Play Raiden X. It can be done.

>> No.3178606

>>3178596

Flash is only slow when it's made by a bad programmer. Get some skills.

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3178610

9/19

>> No.3178611

>>3178596
Yeah, I prefer to work with OpenGL/Visual C++
Seems like forever since I've actually made any games though.

>> No.3178612

>>3178604

Raiden X doesn't have "creative bullet patterns". Sure, they may move differently, but they all original from the same place and do the same thing. Hardly original when compared to ZUN's work.

>> No.3178617

>>3178600

Motivation is what keeps most people from doing creative things. Even if someone is terrible at something, you have to respect having the gall to actually do the work in the first place.

That said, its usually best to work in groups to get stuff done. For myself, though, that doesn't really work because I'm so controlling of my ideas.

>> No.3178618

>>3178600

>what motivation does KoG have

kog has stated before that he only makes them for his own enjoyment, so he doesn't need motivation

>> No.3178638

>>3178606

Really now? Because, last time I checked, a game running on directX will beat out the same exact game in flash for framerate every single fucking time, and usually by quite a bit. It has nothing to do with bad programming, since running code accounts for such a small portion of CPU time. Its displaying the graphics and playing sounds that accounts for the most CPU time and ram. And guess wut. Flash is terribly, horribly, inefficient for both.

>> No.3178640

>>3178638

Most advanced Flash games draw all graphics purely with actionscript, so that's no excuse. The sound is only a problem if you don't compress it properly beforehand.

>> No.3178642

I will hang up a poster with a ⑨

>> No.3178645
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3178645

KoG's games are TOO HARD. Explain to me how I'm supposed to beat this.

GRID IS MADE OF GRID AND DEATH

>> No.3178650

>>3178645

what are those s things? i feel like i've seen them somewhere before...

>> No.3178655

>>3178650
Ask /x/. They will love you for it.

>> No.3178655,1 [INTERNAL] 

Who the hell is KoG?

>> No.3178655,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>3178655,1
Some faggot from /a/ that was responsible for all the "5" posts. Otherwise known as "King of Faggots".

I lovingly remember bumping his failure threads before he had the chance to delete them, in order to point out how everyone involved with all of that was a waste of a human life.

>> No.3178684

>>3178645

no idea

>> No.3178695

I'd draw something if I knew how to draw.

>> No.3178700

>>3178557

I'm with you!

>> No.3178700,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>3178655,2
>/a/
Oh, that explains it. Never been an /a/ regular. I still don't get the whole 5 thing though, other than it has something to do with Yami Yugi spam.

>> No.3178761

>>3178650
Let me sum up that /x/ thread for you, as they are all probably grifterolling you by this point.

That s thing is something that has been drawn by elementary school children the world over. No one really knows where it started, but a couple theories that get tossed around a lot is that it was a clothing company's logo in austrailia (Stussy, I think the name was) or that it was some gang's logo in the '80s in america. No proof exists for either of these ideas.

>> No.3178765

>>3178640

Heres a fun test. Take the Samus sprite from Super Metroid. Now tell flash to create 1000 of them. Make them all scale, rotate, move, and recolor at the same time. If you have a good rig, do 2000 - 5000 instead of a thousand.

It might interest you to know that making a game from scratch, such as using directX or openGL, you would easily be able to do this with 60fps. While playing music and sound effects.

You might have a point if you were trying to make a game that used only primitives...

But no wait, you still don't, since directX and openGL still do primitives many times faster. How the fuck do you think 3d games work? Its just a bunch of primitives with textures plastered to them.

tl;dr : there is a reason why no self respecting game developer uses flash, and why nearly all flash games are complete shit.

>> No.3178765,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>3178700,1
He uses a Yugioh avatar while doing it and people in /a/ treat it like the second coming of Jesus or something

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