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31765049 No.31765049 [Reply] [Original]

God I want to fuck this clown and have enough children to fill a clown car

>> No.31765171
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>>31765049
self bump

>> No.31765570
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Polka is LOVE

>> No.31765730
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>> No.31767528

>>31765049
3D debut soon

>> No.31767587

Why do we need 2 pitfag threads up? You clowns need to restrain yourselves

>> No.31767708
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>>31767587
Cant stop clussy

>> No.31767717

How the hell is Polka going to be up on stage in 3rd fes. without collapsing 10 seconds in? Are they gonna make her dance with an oxygen tank?

>> No.31767760

>>31767717
Same as Luna, body double with polka doing the voice over.

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>>31765049
Based
Dope
Superlit!

>> No.31768663

>>31768511
I hope all the overseas fans worshiping her meaty thighs is giving her some confidence about herself.

>> No.31768704

>>31768511
>Liked her own comment
Truly, the best clown.

>> No.31768707
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>> No.31768996

What's the deal with her and janitors? I heard she made a lot of janitor antis from some video where she made fun of them.

>> No.31769048

>>31768996
they do it for free

>> No.31769104

>>31768996
>Made fun of jannies
Holy based

>> No.31769355

her voice is so fucking hot, i wonder how her moans looks like

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I am deeply in love with this clown and I don't care who knows

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>>31769355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTdtXnlVJmI

>> No.31770497
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>>31770088
I need a cold shower

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>> No.31770837

>>31770497
Don't forget the time she rode that wooden gymnastics thing to orgasm while the theme from Gundam Unicorn played in the background.

>> No.31770879

>>31770837
You can't just say that without proof to back it up

>> No.31772233
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>> No.31772593

>>31770837
I don't believe you, prove it

>> No.31774894

Please tell me the porka rumors aren't true

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>>31774894
Sadly it is true, i've been fucking her everynight and you faggots aren't even aware

>> No.31777956

>>31768663
Hope it gives her all the selfsteem she seems to lack and that she keeps teasing us with more of her thighs.

>> No.31778017

This fatass clown is so hot. I want to grab her back fat and impregnate her from behind.

>> No.31778174

>>31774894
If you're talking about her roommate being quite big, yeah they're true. It shouldn't be an issue because it's not like you're going to ever meet her in person.

>> No.31779824

>>31767717
Cover should force them all to exercise to at least handle some movement for a song or two since everyone joining holo is expected to do 3d streams.

Even Luna did some rfa streams preparing for live so fatties could use some workout too.

>> No.31782172

I can't get this out of my head!
https://youtu.be/QsujJU1SIJA

>> No.31790901 [DELETED] 

>>31770879
>>31772593

It's remarkable how helpless you fucks are. You litterally have a link to the channel right there.

>> No.31791619

>>31765049
I just can’t stand her design. I know she is a clown but it is just so over designed that it is difficult to look at it and the new one is even worse in that way.
Trying to watch her streams, I don’t know whether to throw up or have a seizure.

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>>31765049
Everyone wants Polka to be Yandere, but she needs to become Joker!

>> No.31792226

>>31792124
It is a sad thing that no one will literally murder kiara.

>> No.31792294
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>>31765049
Polka is very cute and sex with her would feel very, very good!

>> No.31792570

>>31765049
Is there any clip proving that Polka is gay/bi? I watched some of her streams, she seems not into girls.

>> No.31792742

>>31792570
i mean, there are her interactions with ina and her adoration for calli. she doesn't seem to feed into that much overall though.

>> No.31792831

>>31765570

Based forehead

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>>31774894
She's as big as the average middle aged american woman, which in japan is HUGE. I wonder how she'll perform at bloom because I expect her stamina to be almost as bad as luna's.

>> No.31795851

>>31767587
maybe a polka/mega general thread?

>> No.31795924

>>31791619
Her eyes mess me up. Too much crap going on.

>> No.31799051

>>31770837
you know what you need to do now fag

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does anyone have this archived

>> No.31799449

>>31799345
Nobuhime is my favorite vtuber. What did Marine said about her?

>> No.31799673

>>31767760
Bu anon, Luna was dying and you could hear her heavy breathing, she wasn't using a double...

>> No.31799709

I refuse to believe Polka is fat

>> No.31800018

is there any picture of polka? how do you know she's fat? I'm pretty sure I'd still let her sit on my face and suffocate me to death

>> No.31800105

>>31800018
Browse hlg and someone will eventually post it. Polka discussions in that thread are just calling her fat over and over again.

>> No.31800342

>>31800018
There is a picture of her in the gen5 thread (she’s the fatty)
It might cause an issue when she goes 3D since she is so out of shape.

>> No.31801918

>>31799345
I only saw some clips not sure if it's from that specific stream tho
https://youtu.be/ob0eDPsEoOo
https://youtu.be/aGNPFSYmsAU

>> No.31802119

When I say POLKA, you say... ???

>> No.31802856
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>>31802119
ORCA

>> No.31804971
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>>31801918
thanks anon

>> No.31805244

>>31802119
PORKA ORCA

>> No.31806210

>>31768511
When I saw that I wasn't sure whether it was cringy or funny.

>> No.31808404

>>31794456
All those dance classes gonna slim her down like they did to Matsuri.

>> No.31808436

>>31799709
NO ONE come out of Hololive FAT

>> No.31809322

>>31808404
Matsuri lost weight years before she joined hololive, she was an idol and gravure model for years. She's still chubby for jap standars though.

>> No.31809463

>>31795851
>mega general thread
Please, I'd love it

>> No.31809512

>>31800018
>I'd still let her sit on my face and suffocate me to death
I have seen her pics, and I know I would.

>> No.31817579

>>31806210
Cringe comedy.

>> No.31817786
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haha

>> No.31817954

>>31817786
Holy shit those feet are amazing, her big toe must be as thick as Lamys entire leg. I would sacrifice my left nut to suck on those monsters

>> No.31819535

>>31800105
Shit taste from them... imagine not loving bbw japanese women.

>> No.31820186

>>31817786
Nene must be thrilled.

>> No.31820585

>>31765049
How does Polka sound like she's fat and smelly?

>> No.31820903

>>31820585
By being fat.

>> No.31821085

If we keep bullying the ugly holo’s it will force cover to only hire hot ones so keep at it

>> No.31821417

>>31819535
This so fucking much.
I honestly wish Polka became more confident and started posting more roomate pics,because I think she's totally beautiful

>> No.31821583

>>31819535
>>31821417
She's big and a woman, but beautiful? She is not.

>> No.31821732

>>31821583
Different strokes for different folks. I personally find her beautiful, but I can understand why some people wouldn't. I'm not a big fan of her hairstyle or they way she dresses, though.

>> No.31821740

>>31821583
In my eyes she is.

>> No.31825291

>>31767717
They should at most have the managers make sure the girls are keeping to a health enough lifestyle where they don't die of exhaustion from a couple of minutes of physical exertion.

>> No.31831607

>>31821732
>>31821740
But would you still feel that way if she wasn't Polka? Or does your appreciation for her as a Vtuber color your view of her hamform?

>> No.31831643

>>31767717
>How the hell is Polka going to be up on stage in 3rd fes. without collapsing 10 seconds in?
Anon that's dumb, that won't happen. She's fat but not fat enough to collapse a stage in just 10 seconds.

>> No.31831782

>>31831643
nah she will fall on stage and cause mini earthquake felt all across greater tokyo area

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>>31800018

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>>31821583

>> No.31831895

>>31831827
I don't get it, is polka behind that shaved gorilla?

>> No.31831964

>>31831895
anonchama...

>> No.31832079

>>31831827
God, I can only imagine how fucking shit trying to get decent looking clothing for larger sized women must be in Japan. They're working with fucking overalls that makes them look like children.

>> No.31832449

>>31832079
probably just visits sumo wrester clothing shops lmao

>> No.31832698

>>31832449
That must be fucking awful. Makes you wonder if a plus sized women's clothing store could make some pretty good money opening a Japanese branch just because I'm almost dead sure they don't really have much options at all as far as that sort of clothing goes. Poor girls. Might as well be ordering clothes from international outlets outside of Japan at that point.

>> No.31833442

>>31831827
With that body you could understand why she doesn't like sleepovers, she probably even snores

>> No.31835151
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>polka thread
>just a bunch of roommate posting
Anons... she just announced her 3d announcement. Where's that discussion?

>> No.31836613

>>31831827
imagine nutting inside that whale!

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>>31835151
it can't be legal to show that much 肉

>> No.31837657

>>31832698
>That must be fucking awful. Makes you wonder if a plus sized women's clothing store could make some pretty good money opening a Japanese branch
It wouldn't because of economies of scale and there not being enough morbidity obese women in japan.

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>>31831827
Imagine the sound of your balls slapping against that absolute unit of an ass after you talked her into anal and she accepted due to her low self esteem.

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>>31835151
i was worried hololive was gonna suppress polkas lewdness, hope she gets away with it

>> No.31840418

>>31765049
https://discord.gg/PdpDc6mB

>> No.31840918
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She isn't even THAT fat. You fags should get your eyes checked.
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1gqxvVQaXakxB?t=15m57s

>> No.31840988

>>31840918
You're acutally right. But those fucking overalls aren't doing her any favors.

>> No.31841125

>>31840918
>>31840988
t. americans

>> No.31841188

>>31840918
She's got some broad shoulders my guy..

>> No.31841251
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>>31840918
Are we watching the same video, twapper?

>> No.31841277

split threads are a fucking mistake. every discussion devolves into roommate and tourist shit posting

>> No.31841313

>>31840918
Those are some fat arms, my dude.

>> No.31841413

>>31841251
She's just big boned!

>> No.31841916

I thought this was supposed to he a Polka appreciation thread, not a roast her roommate thread. She probably has health issues of some sort which caused her to gain weight. She clearly wasn't this big back in like 2017, and I know in 2019 she had throat surgery of some sort.

>> No.31841998

>>31841916
If you want to make "can we appreciate X" threads go, go back to lereddit. This is 4chan, the internet hate machine. If it exists, we'll find some way to hate it.

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>>31841998
Very, very good bait. Triggered a momentary flash of anger, personally.

>> No.31842252

>>31835151
Official Polka Ass. Today is a wonderful day.

>> No.31842996

>>31841916
I think her health problems are likely caused by her weight, not the other way around.

>> No.31843246
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>>31840918
damn bros she cute, her chubbiness suits her in a way

>> No.31843583

>>31842996
She didn't have that weight back in 2017. So something happened between then and 2019.

>> No.31843966

>>31767717
To be fair, if you have seen her performing on stage before you'd know she's has a pretty good stamina, so everything will be ok.

>> No.31844823

>>31843583
Some anons say she has depression so there might be a correlation

>> No.31847478

>>31840918
hot

>> No.31847526

>>31840918
Is that a fucking wedding ring

>> No.31848477

>>31847526
Made me double check, but is not on her left hand, and looks too fancy to be one too.
I wish it was mine, though

>> No.31848545

>>31791619
the amount of detail is what's so cool about her design though

>> No.31850601

>>31848477
I was literally hyperventilating anon how could she do that to us

>> No.31851092

>>31768996
wasn't that Lamy?

>> No.31851739

>>31851092
Newfagchama...

>> No.31851967

She kinda big but the clothing choices don't help either.
People were always claiming her as a land whale which really isn't the case.

>> No.31852095

>>31851092
Polka is the one who made the joke and Lamy received full shitstorm
This is why Polka has depresion arc...

>> No.31853763

>>31851967
Still biggest in hololive, far bigger than Okayu for example

>> No.31856692
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OHAPOL :3
I love clussy!

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>> No.31861605

>>31851967
For Japanese standards she and Okayu are basically bigger than pregnant whales.

>> No.31861715

>>31851967
>but the clothing choices don't help either.
Yeah, she is always wearing baggy clothes that don't make her any favors. A change of clothes would probably make her a lot of justice.

>> No.31863562

>>31851967
Baggy clothes don't give you fat arms, thick shoulders and stomach.

>> No.31864210

Fat insecure girls with an exuberant online personality is a niche interest in JP is it not?

>> No.31864311 [DELETED] 

>>31765049
MATANENEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.31865840

>>31840918
She's seems to be the same size as fatto catto Okayu but her face is much more cute compared to her.

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I want to grab Polka by her squishy cheeks and tell her she's got a beautiful plump body made for loving mfw thinking about you hurting baby girl you're perfect just the way you are

>> No.31867644

>>31841916
did she surgically widen her throat to fit more food or something?

>> No.31868355

I wanna make babies with Polka even more now. Only recommendation is for her to grow her hair out a bit more. That style is not really suiting her.

>> No.31868465

>>31868355
You realize she has short hair because she's a dyke right?

>> No.31868496

required viewing
polka is an entertainer who is actually good at putting on a show

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPUVCFNWRAo

>> No.31868879

>>31868465
Fine by me, I like girls as well. We have something in common beyond an army of babies

>> No.31870839

>>31831827
she looks like a hoglin

>> No.31872559

>>31868355
>That style is not really suiting her.
I totally agree but it seems like she has commited to that hairstyle for quite a while.

>> No.31873044

I think Polka being chubby makes me like her even more. So the more you push the Porka meme the more I love this stupid clown.

>> No.31873127

>>31873044
Same. I thought it was going to be a turn off to me, but I like her so much that I honestly don't care at all, I think things like that make her more unique and precious.

>> No.31874404
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Individual threads were a mistake. Fuck roommate posters. Please take your meds or kill yourselves or both. I love Polka.

>> No.31874517

>>31831863
Looks like a crossdressing tranny.
>>31840918
Looks really cute here.
How????

>> No.31877143

Really hope Hosimati will keep her promise and do a sing collab with Polka. Wonder what song they will sing together.

>> No.31877950

>>31831827
Look at the size of those thighs JESAS! I still love you poruka

>> No.31878486

>>31768996
Haven't seen it. Any clips of it or link to the original stream?

>> No.31878587
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>>31831827
>>31831863
>>31840918
>Makes fun of herself with polka orca jokes
Truly the best clown.

>> No.31878714

>>31878486
There is a re-up from Botan's POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XzXarAh9JY

>> No.31880415

>>31878587
Did she actually? I thought people were just making fun of her because she is a slampig

>> No.31881089

>>31861605
is there any pic of okayu?

>> No.31881734

>>31881089
yeah, and she's smaller than polka
she's pretty cute and i like her silly hairstyle

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>>31881734
>tfw two favorite holos just so happened to be the two chubbiest

>> No.31882204

>>31881089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=974zCEE9nKQ&t=359s&ab_channel=%E6%82%AA%E9%AD%94%E3%82%92%E7%A7%B0%E3%81%88%E3%82%88

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>> No.31883301
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I am hopelessly in love with Polka and I don’t care who knows. I think about her day and night and would do anything for her.

>> No.31884400
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Just had a dream I had sweaty clown sex with polka right before her 3D debut and she had to preform live with a her pantsu full of jizz

Gonna be a good day bros

>> No.31884866

>>31831827
I hope she never goes swimming in the sea lest a japanese whaling ship might harpoon her by mistake.

>> No.31886905

>>31882204
God I love the kokeshi doll hairstyle

>> No.31887766

>>31770088
So this is what a Poruka membership will get you?

>> No.31888629

>>31840918
I'd say she's pushing 90Kg(200lbs). She's obese, fren but I still like Poruka.

>> No.31888682

>>31768511
She gonna get all the architects

>> No.31888766

>>31868496
She can't stand the quiet cuz that's when the bad thoughts creep in.

>> No.31891855

>>31840918
She really needs to order some half decent closing from Torrid or something.

>> No.31891927

>>31888629
That's not too bad but I'm American so I might be biased.

>> No.31893518

>>31891927
I'm American too and she's a fatty even by our standards. To Japs, she's huge. The men there are smaller than her.

>> No.31894937

>>31893518
Can confirm, Asian American here and she's like twice my width.

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>>31831827
>>31831863

>> No.31895276

>>31895150
I love architect posting, they day you guys found out that Moona wasn't actually fat made me laugh like I haven´t in years.

>> No.31895325

>>31895276
It was a great disappointment, I would rather forget about

>> No.31895680

her being depressed and fat, is for me very endearing and I want to support her even more now

>> No.31895847

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Vx50vPGb8

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>>31895276
I would lovingly feed her mcdonalds and wendys until she is plump enough for my tastes.

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Here's a good song for you guys
https://youtu.be/Ez_hQdWN4Rg

>> No.31901919

>>31768996
it was a bad joke. polka is not a clown, she's an utaite. you don't make fun of someone else's job. every job must be respected.

>> No.31903523

>>31831827
>>31831863
I would absolutely demolish her anus if you know what I mean.

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So, Polchama is doing a DDLC playthrough, how do y'all reckon she'll handle THAT scene? Or THAT OTHER scene? Or THE SCENE that is DIFFERENT from THAT SCENE and THAT OTHER SCENE? Good God, I hope we get translated clips.

>> No.31904314

do jps roast her for being a fat 30 yr old lesbian
she seems pretty entertaining otherwise

>> No.31904742
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>>31904314
I want that fat 30 yr old lesbian to sit on my face, and I want her to enjoy it.

>> No.31905109

>>31903979
As long as I get to comfort her afterwards.

>> No.31905225

>>31904314
The nips roast her for being loud and making fun if janitors.

>> No.31905839
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NIGHT LOVELY SWEATY SEX WITH POLKA
>cuddling in the spoon position
>(you) grab her belly rolls
>she starts getting concious of her fatness and starts pouting
>(you) start whispering in her ear and licking it
>at the same time (you) use (you)r other hand to play with her nipple
>(you) hear her breathing become agitated and she start making cute sexy sounds
>she looks back to (you) and gives you puppy eyes
>(you)r dick is pressing against her back like the arm of a builder
>(you) can't contain yourself anymore and tell her (you) want sex
>she getis above (you) and starts jumping on (you)r dick
>she uses her tail to massage (you)r balls while she mounts (you)
>(you) can hear the clamping of her ass with (you)
>(you) look down and see her vagina going suddenly down and consuming your entire cock up to the base, to the poing your balls can touch her ass
>it feels really hot inside
>she inclines and starts passionately kissing (you), whispering moans, licking and biting (you)r ear
>(you) grab and massage her tits in exchange
>(you) cum the largest load you have ever let out in (you)r entire life and can see it dripping from Polka's vagina

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>>31905109
It's fun to see cute things break, anonchama. If only for a little bit.

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>>31905961
but if she breaks we might not be able to fix her.

>> No.31906002

>>31831827
Maybe it's because I'm an American, but she isn't THAT fat.

>> No.31906147

>>31905839
rumao
https://files.catbox.moe/353s2b.mp4

>> No.31906152

>>31906002
The clothes really do her no good. Seriously. She looks like Wreck-it-Ralph.

>> No.31906328

>>31906152
I'd wreck her Ralph, if you know what I'm saying

>> No.31906357

>>31868465
How do you know shes a dyke?? thats the only thing bothering me about her

>> No.31906586

Why do people always assume she's just a lesbian and not bisexual?

>> No.31907289

>>31906586
>says she's only dated girls
>litterally married her another girl in FF14
>has a roommate avatar that's a short haired dyke
>is pretty much that same avatar irl
Gee I wonder why

>> No.31909498

>>31907289
I'm guessing Polka is the tachi in the relationship.

>> No.31910378

>>31903979
I dont know how to feel about her playing this game. It feels like she is baiting the sad clown meme at this point.

>> No.31920022
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Guys I am moving to Japan. Those who know the importance of this will know why I am doing this.
I have nothing left to do with life, this is it anons. I am finally moving my ass to get closer to the one I love. I will find her and do what I please.

This is not a threat, this is not a warning. This is just a description of what will happen in the future.

When she goes dead silent for a while.. you will know why. And no, I am not Klaius. I am someone even more dedicated then that.

Seeing her membership ASMR depressing streams shook me to my core, and now it is time I act on my desires. It is only natural to find the one you love right? This is why I am moving. I have no family, no friends and no gf. Sayonara.

>> No.31920062

>>31920022
Nothing left to do but go Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill on Porka, anon.

>> No.31921315

She is doing good in Marika. I hope she wins the tournament.

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>>31881896
>tfw my holo ranking list is perfectly ordered greatest to least by weight

>> No.31922376

>>31881734
Thank you anon, I'm sick of her being called ugly. She is chubby but it just adds to the appeal of being a fat lazy girl you come home to play games with

>> No.31922591

>>31778174
>>31794456
Jokes on low test fags, I can into whale.

>> No.31922764

>>31920062
he's gonna do a reverse misery, detain her and make her happy and healthy

>> No.31922801

>>31874404
Why can't people roommate and love Polka?

>> No.31922895

>>31922801
Because thats not what he wants, most roommate shitposters just wanted the negative attention. Its why girls with attractive and well-known roommates don't get posted.

>> No.31923104

>>31907289
>she plays 14
Based. What's her character look like?

>> No.31923222

>>31921611
Drop that ranking brother.

>> No.31924072

>>31923104
Her roommate avatar essentially. She really identifies as a short haired blonde with red glasses

>> No.31924911

>>31924072
Hm. What race though?

>> No.31925632

>>31910378
I'll buy that only if she plays Omori. But she really is depressed from what I've heard of her. She went with the sad clown character herself. Cover or her designer probably did the fennec fox

>> No.31926018

>>31924911
Looks like her last character was a miqo'te dragoon. But she made a human and w/e that midget race is. Idk how serious she played but her character is level 57 and was on the ps4.

>> No.31926917

>>31926018
Based Dragoon Polka.
But I had a feeling she would’ve played around as a Lalafell (midget race)
Most likely paid for race changers like the majority of japs do in the game.

>> No.31927363

>>31872559
>>31831827
>>31906152
It just fucking occurred to me, but what are the chances that Polka actually is/was a part time clown?
Like a straight up, white makeup on face+red nose kids-party-entertaining clown.
Does Japan “do” clowns? Heck it’s already been falling out of style in the west for some time now.
But if I cut out the imagery and memes of the vtuber we know as “Polka” (despite it clearly being designed based on her input, as majority of models are) and focus on the idea of a women who is a genuine side-show-trained entertainer, it would explain a lot.
Her hair, the clothes, the ownership of multiple whacky type of instruments.
Could it be that the “circus fennec entertainer” wasn’t just some exaggerated concept/theme for her character, but rather an echo of her previous occupation?

>> No.31927544

>>31927363
0% please try again

>> No.31927980

>>31927363
>echo of her previous occupation
lmao

>> No.31928082

>>31927363
Most japanese female stand up comedians are fat so there's definitely a correlation.The japanese love using fatties as entertainment.

>> No.31928228

>>31928082
>The japanese love using fatties as entertainment.
that's all they're good for

>> No.31928339

>>31928228
Cubby Asians make fantastic slampigs.

>> No.31928372

>>31927363
Would explain her “build” and hairstyle. I can honestly picture her being a wholesome kids entertainer rather than some weird middle age dyke or whatever people were hypothesizing earlier. Could’ve kept up the hairstyle just so it’s easier to “get into costume” assuming she’s a clown or something of the sort.
>>31928082
Fat people generally are “funny” in all parts of the world. It’s why people who go through big “weight loss” come off as huge douchebags.

>> No.31928467

>>31927980
I don’t know how old the pictures that were posted were, but she’s probably still a “clown” or a “clown enthusiast” for whatever she does or did.

>> No.31928586

Holy shit you EOPs are cringe. Do you guys not know anything about her two roommates at all?

>> No.31928672

I had a dream about Polka last night. She was a transfer student from Japan at my high school. She was learning English, and I was learning Japanese so I could understand her. I won't go into all the details of the dream because some of them are pretty stupid. My family and one of my friends are in the dream, and a certain cartoon character. Also Korone was there. Over time, Polka and I become good friends. By the end of the dream, years have passed and we are still hanging out. Nothing sexual happens in the dream, but it's pretty obvious we're in a relationship at this point, after some awkwardness early on. Also, she was wearing this all-black dress shirt and either black slacks or a black skirt (only after the time skip, otherwise in her original outfit, although maybe at the party she was in New Year's).

>In my dreams
Yes.

I'm not bothered by Polka actually being chubby/fat/whatever. In fact, I prefer it that way. She seems pretty cute, anyway.

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>>31928586
I honestly don't even understand most the lingo used in these threads
>oshi
>roommate
>janitor
I just come for the cute holo girl pictures

>> No.31929013

>>31928724

I think "janitor" is literal, in this case.

>> No.31929131

>>31929013
so Polka made fun of some literal janitors and /hlg/ and the japs are up in arms about it? I feel like I'm missing something

>> No.31929369

>>31929131
Yeah, I guess she made a joke involving janitors. I didn't even know it was Polka that said it. But some people took it seriously and got upset about it. I feel it may be a bit overblown.

>> No.31929477

>>31920022
Japan fucking sucks. It's cool to visit. But living there? Fuuuuck no. Stupid laws and tradition/customs that the people themselves don't even like but do it anyway.

>> No.31929683

>>31922764
>Not starving, killing and skinning Porka so you can become the Porka

>> No.31929782

>>31928586
That’s what happens when people use “roommate” as the “real life version of the vtuber” and actual fucking roommates.

>> No.31929973

>>31928586
Feel free to spoon feed or anything to further knock down these gatekeeping assholes.
>>31929131
>>31929369
What even did she fucking say? Someone posted Boton’s pov earlier but it wasn’t even translated.
Even janitors know it’s a “shit job”, it comes with the work.

>> No.31929988

>>31920022
You gonna do Sumo with her?

>> No.31930140
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>>31929988

sounds like fun

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>watching Pol practice for MK tourney
she's not very good at vidya bros

>> No.31932126

>>31929477
its to filter weebs and normies

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>>31931926
No one is perfect anon
Being bad at vidya isn't too bad when she's already perfect in every other way

>> No.31935465

>>31922895
>most roommate shitposters just wanted the negative attention.
You're implying it like that works on everyone. I like Okayu more because of seeing her roommate. She's a super cutey, even if she's basically a plus in clothing size far as Japanese women go.

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>>31934140
she's certainly a much better entertainer than she is a gamer
just another reason to love her

>> No.31935940

>>31928724
Secretly based

>> No.31943764

You make fun of Polka you make fun of me.

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>>31943764
faggot

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>>31943764
I love and appreciate you greatly. Never stop being who you are. You're perfect.

>> No.31945601

>>31943889
>>31945110
Design is way too cluttered.

>> No.31945651

>>31888629
1 Porka is a unit of measurement that is at least 2 Aquas.

>> No.31945794

>>31945601
That's what I like about it. Also, bare forehead was an incredible choice.

>> No.31945961

>>31945601
perfect for a clown then

>> No.31947083

>>31945794
It actually works well to give a resting place for the eyes and break up all of the aggressive color use in the rest of the design.

>> No.31949100

>>31947083
huh, you know what thats a great point. exposed forehead polka would be great anyways, but the extra contrast with the rest of the outfit makes it even better.

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>>31945961
I know that's the point but it still hurts the eyes to look at since there is too much going on.
>>31947083
That is a fantastic observation. The forehead is nice anyway but the lightness of it and emptiness draws the eye there automatically. A calm in the storm.

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>polka has a handle of what you assume to be anal beads in her ass
>she asks you to pull
>you pull out a bead,you hear a honking noise as it plopped out of her sphincter
>it's bright red, like a clown's nose, and it's almost 2 inches in circumference
>she tells you to keep going
>you pull another one out
>and again
>and again
>and again
>at this point your hands are shivering in fear as you are now four feet away from polka, yet there are still beads being pulled out
>"The DOOT Revenant will never be the same..." you think
>she's now face down on the floor ass up just twitching and shivering while she says "keep pulling them out!" occasionally in a slurred voice
>you decide to end this
>you grab the handle with both hands
>you summon forth the power of every third grader in the early 2000s
>"LET IT RIP!!"
>you pull out the beads with the enthusiasm of an angry lumberjack trying to start an old chainsaw
>polka screams in euphoria
>the sound of the beads as it exits her colon sounds like a mob of angry toddlers in squeaky shoes marching towards you
>you keep pulling and pulling, not knowing how much time has passed
>eventually it all ran out
>you are at awe at the red, sloppy pile of beads you've amassed next to you, almost as tall as you
>you go to check on polka
>she's breathing, albeit passed out with a stupid look on her face
>her ass is gaping wide open, you wonder if it will ever close back to normal
>you wipe her off, clean her as best you can and lay her in bed
>you just contemplate your life and what you have done until she wakes up

>> No.31957012

>>31954949
mmm clown poop

>> No.31957095

>>31767717
Couldn't you argue this about Okayu as well and no one makes fun of her for being out of breath or lacking stamina

>> No.31959169

>>31928339
This guy fucks

>> No.31969046

>>31954949
based

>> No.31969259

>>31840918
How's this problematic? Pikamee is fatter.

>> No.31969334

>>31969259
Proof?

>> No.31969702

That tent is genuinely great.

>> No.31974547

>>31841998
you might be retarded enough to post this shit unironically, fuck off back to tiktok

>> No.31974737

>>31769355
She has voiced a few hentais.

>> No.31974876

>>31954949
based
>>31974737
proof or it didn't happen

>> No.31975118

>>31932126
It also filter intelligent and free-minded people

>> No.31975504

>>31929973
the issue was very overblown, don't underestimate Japanese autism. The joke was very very tame itself, but she got shat on by some JOPs for awhile

>> No.31975626

>>31974737
eh?

>> No.31976326

>>31974876
>>31975626
https://files.catbox.moe/ooelki.webm

>> No.31976429

>>31866583
fucking hell she's so adorable in this art

>> No.31976458

>>31976326
I thought you meant literal anime or visual novels. Already seen this on her NND.

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>>31976326
polka what the absolute fuck

>> No.31976851

>>31929683
I can't enjoy her love that way

>> No.31976967

>>31976851
But you'll inside her. Be her. That is the closest love.

>> No.31977056

>>31976967
If I want to be inside her I can just have sex. Killing her would deprive me of her energetic voice, warm hugs, jumpy happiness, etc

>> No.31977089

>>31976967
unbirth is a thing. You don't need to kill polka

>> No.31978419

>>31977089
But if you don't kill your oshi, how will she know you care?

>> No.31980094

>>31840918
Naw, I'm American and she's pretty fuckin fat, specially for an Asian chick.

>> No.31982596

I saw a knockout. I don't care what anybody else saw.

>> No.31982749

>>31794456
just got the hugest boner

>> No.31982893

>>31980094
It’s that “football and goblin body build” thing. She’s football. Not much gut fat, which is generally what people associate “fat” with first.
Like even if she “loses the weight” she has, she’s not gonna look particularly “skinny” like what people are likely picturing.
>>31927363
I’m actually sold on her having been a legit bonafide clown now. I can absolutely picture her with clown makeup and the works.

>> No.31982945

>>31831827
>hiding your face with food
hmm.

>> No.31983304

>>31841916
>>31842996
Off topic I guess, but I’ve actually been really curious about Noel’s roommate’s Twitter huge gains I’ve seen based on some oldish and then recent pics of her “do not redistribute” videos.
The thought of a vtuber just almost instantly blowing up along with their fame is hot.

>> No.31984186

We all need to fuck this clown so she can get more confidence

>> No.31984751

>>31841251
Her body is at an angle in that picture while the box you put her in isn't. That makes it wider than her body really is.

>> No.31984862

>>31969259
>How's this problematic?
It isn't. It's just entertainment, no one should really care about how they look like in real life, they ain't gonna fuck you anyways. I can understand curiosity, but if it actually bothers if she's fat, you've gone too simp.

>> No.31984908

>>31841998
Are you a 16 or smth? Grow up.

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>>31982893
Stop trying to justify obesity. She's fat, if she tried to lose it she could. Who knows, she could have already lost it in the time this image was taken back in 2019.

>> No.31989364

>>31988846
>justify
Oh piss off, I’m calling it like it is.
If she is trying to lose weight that’s perfectly fine. But that current weight is in no shape or form hazardous to her health.
If she got fatter, then sure, but any other kind of observations are strictly based on looks, which isn’t remotely relevant to us considering she’s a 3D cartoon playing games.
Speaking of 3D however, 10 hours until her 3D model reveal.

>> No.31989389

>>31969046
Based on what?

>> No.31989531

>>31989364
>3D reveal
The talk of her roommate being fat completely aside, whoever the modeler is better have made them thighs THICC.

>> No.31990115

>>31969259
I'm going to need proof

>> No.31990240

Can the 3d model really motion capture the entirety of Polka?

>> No.31990404

>>31990240
It all went to her thighs and shoes

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>>31831827
We're gonna make it bros.....

>> No.31992091

>>31989364
except that it is a hazard to her health.

>> No.31994473

>>31927363
Most of the time I'd think this is a stupid idea, but considering a lot of points made there it makes some degree of sense to me, specially considering that video of her with alpaca costume and the excersize ball on her twitter.

>> No.31995053

>>31954949
I'm not sure if I should fap or if I should laugh, but I think that's the entire point of sexying Polka, so I'll try to do both.

>> No.32000169

>>31990240
It does it for Okayu, unless 2021 Okayu has lost weight like Korone did.

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IS IT LIKE AN IDOL THING I DON'T KNOW

>> No.32014026

>>31831827
this is not that bad. I hope she can find a healthy lifestyle and improve her self esteem on this journey of life

>> No.32014076

is she having sex while singing
like those ntr jav?

>> No.32014158

>>31831827
That's Okayu right?

>> No.32014267

>>31767717
well it wasn't ten seconds
she made it a solid minute before dying

>> No.32014392

>>32014267
Genuinely felt sad watching that hologram circus performance.

>> No.32014488

>>32014392
She got potential, she should attend singing lessons. And maybe exercise more, like jogging.

>> No.32014749

>>32014488
She sings just fine, just not out of breathe.

>> No.32014828

>>32014749
That's why I said she got potential, just need more lung capacity and that's what they train you in singing school.

>> No.32014845

>>32014488
Her singing was fine, I think she's ok on that front. Her movement on the otherhand was like you said. Lasted a whole minute before she visibly started to break.

She should just do intermitent fasting and some light cardio. Weight loss is judged 90% by what you eat anyways.

I hope she improves her irl situation, only wish the best for her.

>> No.32014906

I hope she improves her fitness because watching this it feels like her spirit is outpacing her body. She's wonderful though, she's underselling herself hard.

>> No.32015005

>>32014906
aye, her motivation, spirit and energy definitely outclasses her physical stamina. I'm surprised okayu has a fucktonne of stamina for a big girl unless she lost a tonne of weight like korone

>> No.32017578

>>32014828
She just needs some exercise.

>> No.32017711

>>31770837
post or gtfo

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Polka oruka?

>> No.32018601

>>32017711
Just sort by popularity on that channel. Its only 30s long

>> No.32018765

>>32018564
Whoever modelled her character has good tastes in panties, to be honest.

>> No.32020370

>>32015005
Okayu moves like she's thin.

Polka... I couldn't tell. Very obviously, she's practiced. Maybe she's slimmed. She could bring her arms to her body, but most of the time they were noticeably spread.
I genuinely don't care whether she's currently fat or not, just wonder about her stamina/live capabilities.

>> No.32021787

>>32014906
This so fucking much.
3D was as good as I expected it to be but I can see how working on her fitness could give her a big improvement on this kind of performances too.
Also, whoever made the 3D model deserves a raise. It's fucking beautiful.

>> No.32022939

>>31768996
What even was that joke? I really want to know what she said that made so many people seethe.

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It's a fact that during intercourse, fennecs get locked together in what we call the "copulation tie". The male penis gets locked inside the female fennec's vagina to secure a safe cum transfer. However, unlike most canids who only get locked in for a minute; fennecs can be locked for up to 2h45.
Just imagine getting to finally sheath your engorged penis inside Poluka's tight pussy, only for her to suddenly clamp it down like a lobster holding a knife. Some would try to pull out and wrongly so, as their poor penis won't budge from the sheer strength of Poalca's vaginal muscles.

Some other people would be turned on by that.Turns out that while it may seem like an enjoyable moment for the first 20 minutes, they would quickly realize that the sexual drive of a horny Porca is a force to be reckoned with.

You'd try to pound her, play around with her large, perky breasts; but soon enough you'll feel your strength getting sucked away by the cum inquisition that is her vagina. You'll begin by trying to pull out, telling her "that's enough", but she won't have it; she'll keep going. She'll use the strength of her gigantic thighs to flip you on the ground; pulling extremely hard on your manhood and causing tremendous pain. She'll get in a cowgirl position and keep on ruthlessly draining your seeds while laughing maniacally.

Then when you think she's getting tired of you, she'll flip your legs and reverse piledriver you while shoving one of her free hands inside your hairy butthole. She'll fist you and torture your prostate, all while ignoring your pained pleas. After you've lost consciousness for the first time, she'll tell you that it's only been 30 minutes since you've just started. She'll bend you over and get you in doggy style position, almost ripping your dick off with how hard she'd be pulling on it. Then she'll use one of her trumpets to peg your loose chocolate starfish while slapping your butt; turning it beet-red and bloody.

Then, as you cry out in despair as your last bits of virility get stolen from your bloody butthole; she pickup jingly bells and clamp them on your erect nipples. The unfamiliar sensation will send your mind into havoc. She'll start squeezing your throat, cutting off any air from reaching your brain. You'll begin spasming as you barely hold onto life, while she enjoys your twitching cock pouring yet another serving of baby batter inside her womb.

But she'll keep on pounding, she'll bring up her fat ass and smash it down on your crotch relentlessly, and your ribs will start to break. All of that, non-stop, for 2 hours and 45 minutes.

>> No.32023477

>>31976326
What game?

>> No.32024680

>>32023229
Take your meds, anon.

>> No.32024828

>>32023229
God that's so fun imagine getting fucked by the clown until your mind can't think straight

>> No.32024849

>>32023229
oomer hands wrote this

>> No.32024971

>>32023229
Just because they can be locked that long doesn't mean that the Polka will be horny for 165 minutes anon. It wouldn't be that bad

>> No.32027345

How many concurrent viewers did Poruka have today?

>> No.32027362

>>32027345
Highest I saw when I was looking at numbers was just over 90k

>> No.32029504

>>31976326
Good song, reminds me of NIna Hagen

>> No.32032493

So, does anyone know if she looks at the SCs off stream? Or do they just sort of disappear into the void?

>>32023229

Fennecs are also really fucking loud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg

>> No.32043855

bump

>> No.32043933

>>32043855
bump limit reached
thread oruka

>> No.32050713

>>32043933
An entire thread about people calling polka porka.

>> No.32051157

>>31863562
Yes anon, but baggy clothes mask how fuckable those body parts can be

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