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[SPOILER] No.3174018[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

I am a powerful magician.

Your clothes are black.

>> No.3174022

>>3174018
>Your clothes are black.
Is this a joke I missed?

>> No.3174036

I'm not wearing any clothes

>> No.3174050

>>3174022
Kung Pow

>> No.3174058

i have black clothes
but i'm wearing gray and blue

>> No.3174064

But my clothes are red..

>> No.3174162

>>3174064
Lu-Lucifer!?!?!

>> No.3174747
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3174747

Birdy Birdy Birdy Birdy

>> No.3174773 [DELETED] 

There are those who say I am a bad man. I do not believe in such talk as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings, ALL OF THE TIME!

First, a joke: what do you get, when you cross an owl...with a bungee cord?

My ass

>> No.3174770

my clothes are always black ;_;

>> No.3174789

I have been called bad before. Many have said that I do things...that are not correct to do. I don't believe in such talk as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time!

First, a joke: What do you get, when you cross an owl...with a bungee cord?

My ass.

>> No.3174821
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3174821

"I call him... 'tounge-y'."

"AY-IA-YA-YA-YA"

>> No.3174844

>>3174018
What Clothes?

>> No.3174888
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3174888

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

>> No.3174891

My clothes are green and tan.

>> No.3174895
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3174895

STOP

Hammertime

>> No.3174896
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3174896

>>3174888
Face to foot style, how'd you like it? Now try my nuts to your fist style!

>> No.3174911

beware the song, about big butts.... he beats you up WHILE HE PLAYS IT IAGIAAJGIACOUGH

>> No.3174926

We are both ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists.

we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day.

he carries a basket

he carries a paper scroll

and we dont have lisps.

>> No.3174934
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3174934

wee oooh wee ooh wee ooh wee!

>> No.3174948
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3174948

Battler, there is one more thing, that you must know

I really... really... liked the band N-Sync

>> No.3174949

I could always pretend that I was a bird. But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed.

>> No.3174956

>>3174948
my favorite member is harpo.... if there is not a harpo, there should be one.

i will write their next great hit maybe. It will go. boom boom chicky chicky boom boom. uh chicky, uh chicky chick bee boo.

>> No.3174985

>>3174948
NSYNC DOESNT EXIST YET IN 1998, ...do they??

>> No.3174989

>>3174891
He didn't say it in red.

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