Monster Girl Thread

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Dragonia is a great place for holiday!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
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Reminder to have lots of babbus with monster waifu

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I don't want to have to go to /monster/

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Man, some merchants have gotten crazy with their bargaining.

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>>31711029
You don't gave to, the thread's not dying you dumb dumb. They lived comfortably on /a/ at this speed if you overlooked the /a/ mod at the time hating generals.

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Watch out, the cows have discovered the mana is stored in the breasts

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>>31710980
Demon-san has put a clause in her contract requiring Anon give her a minimum of 20 children

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Is it autism?
Also do they have human hands under those cloths or weird crab pincers?

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>>31711237
nefarious bovine magic

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>>31710980
Is that number how many children each goat girl wants at minimum?

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>>31711418
Those are actually the children you had with goat mom.

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>>31711418
>>31711652
You both decided you'd keep going until you have a son, so they don't stop there.

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>>31711652
Why is the first one marked 0? Only machines count from 0 and I don't think the goat mom is an Automaton.

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>>31711237
Good news!
They've found a way to increase the mana capacity of the land and the people living in it.

Bad news, they've limited spellcasting per person to thrice per day.

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What if every monster girl was really small?

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>>31711867
I think I'd genuinely die of the cute that is a tiny wight

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>>31711867
Do fairies, imps, etc get smaller too?

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*blocks your path*

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>>31711324
read the profile

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>>31712071
Nice, I found my destination.

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>>31710980
If you are a man the only proper answer to the "how many kids do you want" question is as many as possible

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Please remember that while Black harpies might not be the strongest monster girl, but they are one of the most cunning.
As such, single men are advised to stay very close to them so they can use their wits and tits to help protect you from other monster girls.
https://imgbox.com/g/LpGlQsjQwd
The fact the artist did this for $9 is still kind of beyond me.
Link to artist: https://twitter.com/sachiko2s

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>>31710938
Wurm.. Bartenders...?

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>>31710938
In what scenario would this:

https://youtu.be/YOjvJrSsAWs

Happen between monstergirls?

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>>31712229
that's not something worth clicking.

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>>31712149
good stuff Anon

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>>31712149
That's awesome.

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>>31712229
Sabbath Witch arguing with a Dark Mage

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>>31712149
>for $9
damn, guess they just had the Christmas spirit

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Inb4 reee!!! That boy poster!!!

But what monstergirls would the Genshin Impact girls monsterize into?

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Would you?
I would

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>>31711693
It's extremely cute to think about how various monsters would behave upon having their first male child. Imagine the day finally comes and after your wife gives birth to your first son she looks at you with heartpupils in her eyes and says I want more

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>>31712696
Make it the cat and we are good.

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>>31712696
hug the good girl? sure.

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>>31712149
Damn, those are some big tits for a harpy.
On second thought, I'm starting to think that's not a harpy but an imposter!

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>>31712696
I would, but she's practically last resort material.

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>>31713529
Have you even looked at a bird? They all have a huge breast area

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>"Anon, you have been bestowed upon a great, honorable trask..."
>"...Being my throne!"

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>>31712696
WOULD I?

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>>31712670
Dark mages.

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>>31713700
No, no, no. That's not aerodynamic at all. She's an imposter

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>>31713700
I remember when I was in school handling chickens and being told to put my hand over their breast to calm them down.
which is weird because I have a memory of this happening but I have no idea what the context was that we were handling chickens in school.

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>>31714026
I would except but for some reason its super cold in the throne room and she wants me naked all the time.

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>>31714107
mamono mana is a pathway to aerodynamics some consider to be... unnatural

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>>31712229
>>31712412
Feel like it’s better if she were talking to a Holstaur instead
>”Next time join the Sabbath”
>
>”YOU BIG BOOBED BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF TALL CURVY TRASH! 2,000 YEARS OF CONSTANT MAMONO EVOLUTION TO CREATE A GIANT UGLY-”

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>>31711165
First stage:denial

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>>31714286
Second stage: the Nile

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>>31714107
>>31713700 is right, I remember reading somewhere that pigeons have a massive breast for their size.

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>>31714467
Birds don't lactate so all that meat must be to help with flight somehow

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Men masturbate to massive mamamo mammaries.

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>>31714857
Birds don't have huge milkers either. That's all pectoral muscle

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>>31714857
I guess bigger chest = more muscle for adducting the wings or something

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>>31714026
The greatest task in the whole kingdom.

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>>31714922
It's a difficult task, especially when she rides you hard to show her dominance and the wonders of her kingdom to visiting dignitaries

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Reminder to not trust Succubi, thank you.

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>>31712670
For me, it's lolibaba goat

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>>31714026
Could I be her footstool instead?
>No Pharaoh to take out her frustrations on you with her feet while court is in session.

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>Lilim that likes to torment her male captives by granting their sexual fantasies with roles reversed when possible
>so many tough guys utterly dominated by pretty petite girls
>on rare occasion she captures one that's secretly extremely submissive
>she finds it particularly interesting to watch a man who's uncomfortable being forced to dominate a large, musclebound monster that's not allowed to resist

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>>31711029
That place is still alive? On 8kun? Or did they move?

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>>31716274
They're on smuglo.li

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>>31715471
No prob
Fox ladies have all my trust anyways

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>>31716235
Need bigger horns on my cows, a monster girl's most important feature is how big their horns are.

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>>31716554
Big muscle on cows is what I need.

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do the vamps have the typical weaknesses like crosses, garlic and moving water?

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>>31716800
If only there was some convenient resource to find that out. Oh well.

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Go ahead, anon. Touch a dragon's reverse scale. What's the worst that could happen?

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>>31716792
Farmers fear the Minotaur.

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>>31717049
Nonsense. Just another cow to be milked.

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>>31717147
Mino milk does fetch a high price.

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I want to see the exhausted but serene smile on a loli dark mage after a long fuck session and making her cum multiple times.

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>>31716968
I'm not entirely convinced the reverse scale isn't simply a myth they use when they want to rape somebody

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>>31717161
It's well worth the price.

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would ppl be interested if I started mtl translating (fixing common errors etc) some of the stories from kc's website? I tried to test run post one but it tripped the filter or something and won't let me upload.

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>>31717475
>but it tripped the filter
Uh oh

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How I yearn for life on a monster farm.
>holsts and minos taking care of the cattle, and asking for a little milking themselves
>satyros helping out the alraune in the fields while the dryads are in the orchard
>p'orcs have made their own mud wrestling pit for some reason, but hey I'm not complaining
>large breed kobold making sure the weresheep don't wander off and get harassed by those delinquent wolf girls that hang around sometimes

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>>31717234
Would they mind if I simply asked them to milk by mouth? Asking for a friend, I don't want to alert the minotaur union

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Necroromancy
The magical art of raising dead wives.

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>>31714026
Fine by me, but my beard will prolly tickle her butt.

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>>31717597
Me too, but I gotta train first, working on a farm owned by a Holst. Learn the ropes on how to take care of various Monsters.

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>>31716968
what is a reverse scale

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What would be a good waifu for someone who enjoys the smell of a girls armpits/butt/feet?

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>>31717711
A scale that is reversed. I assume it would be literally a scale that the inner part is what is exposed, so it would be more sensetive. Enough to spur any dragon that has it touched into a rape frenzy. Though to my understanding, only Ryu have them, but feel free to incorporate it into your headcanon.

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>>31717678
Even you don't intend to you will raise you own wife or wives.

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>>31717678
Do you think undead monsters love to brag about how they were created by their husbands? I bet patchwork undead do.
>"My husband made me from only the finest parts, tailored to his tastes."

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>>31717754
Trolls are fragrant

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>>31717049
Why does she have a hollow knight mask on her shoulder?

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>>31717846
what if you securely tie them down THEN touch it

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>>31717754
Just read their profile, yeah they seem like they'd be right up my ally. The large hands are kinda odd, but kinda cute. If the feet are large as well, yeah, that would definitly do it. Thanks, anon!

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>>31714857
>>31714898
>>31714910
Fine, you autists, I was trying to peddle the narrative that pigeon girls would have massive boobs, but pigeon girls being extra ripped is pretty hot too.

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>>31717934
They would effortlessly break the bonding (which I would assume they could do just as easily before) before ravaging you. Violently.

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>>31717886
Just read their profile, yeah they seem like they'd be right up my ally. The large hands are kinda odd, but kinda cute. If the feet are large as well, yeah, that would definitely do it. Thanks, anon!

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>>31717678
Deja vu the sensation that you are doing something you have done before.

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>>31718085
If I were I troll I'd break your fingers

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>>31718050
not if I violate them first

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>>31718085
>The large hands are kinda odd, but kinda cute.
They're a moe factor! I'm too aroused by that doodle Axem made where a Troll holds her man's dick in her hand and says she still loves him even if his cock is small.

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>>31718001
Her shoes being too small is a really nice touch,

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Uhhhhh bros...
That’s not a pentagram...

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>>31718189
I'm enough of a masochist to enjoy it. Their profile doesn't sound like a domme, more like they sound like they would be extremely sub, but hey I like your idea.

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What’s the difference of power between mge mg like between a slime or a Minotaur to a dragon/ice queen etc

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>>31718599
If they're married it's just the amount of fucking.

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>>31718599
A basic bitch monster girl, if given enough mana, can rival the strength of a god. Better get to work, anon!

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>>31718510
What if she's not a young succubus wearing adult clothes, but she is an adult, and the contract is that she'd turn into your loli girlfriend?

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>"Anon, I told you I'm a mino, not a holst."
>"Coulda fooled me with these things."
Bullying minos is fun.

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>>31718655
>>31718665
I meant more at base level I know that any girl can get strong

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>>31718587
A Dark Elf would have a lot of fun with you.

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>>31718879
False. Mamonobama and the lore of the setting, by word of god, dictates that this setting is completely unaccommodating for an actual, real-deal, pain-loving masochist. Prove me wrong- pro-tip: you can't.

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>>31718817
>Anon, you gotta stop playing with them so much, its making them bigger.

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>>31718817
Cover your hands in red paint and grab her tits!

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>>31718846
Oh, then it's the difference between a flintlock and an ak-47.

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>>31710938

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>>31718987
Just for that, she's getting a MINIMUM of three massages a day. See how she likes it when real holsts are jealous of her.

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>>31719164
>Oh WOW, how did you get milkers like that?
>They're not even full or anything! I thought you girls usually didn't get that large?
>And you get to have muscles with them too? Lucky
>All while Mino-san pouts cause her belt-bras don't fit anymore.

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>>31718533
Hexagram, and it has existed long before the tribe of thieves were even a thought.

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I like to think that as a vampire's husband, you don't permanently remain her thrall. That is, once incubization has fully set it, you become semi-vampiric. You've got that same powers she does, but at a lesser level. And her weaknesses, sunlight and garlic, don't cripple you like they do her, rather they just make you a tad uncomfortable. You've still got blood for her to leech on, and her hypnotic spells still affect you, but to a lesser degree. and your blood doesn't sustain her entirely like it did before. That is to say, she'll of course have to compensate with your cum. You yourself don't feed on blood, but if the need were ever to arise, you could

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>>31719148
>ice heart
>that look
What is she trying to say?

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>>31718879
>Dreaded day I have to take my mistress-wife to meet my parents.
>Thankfully they don't know much about monsters.
>She tells them I was brave, unlike the other captives who begged and pleaded to be let go.
>I never asked her to stop, no matter what she did to me. Bondage, demonic silver tools, mana-batteries, took them all like a champ.
>Truth be told, I was just freeze up when I'm scared and I was the biggest coward in the prison.

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>>31718001
why not both?

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Do not be fooled, elves are complete sluts for their adopted sons. Why else would they take in human boys, out of the kindness of their hearts?

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>>31719485
Being a thrall is fine I don't want to be a semimonsterboy

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>>31719976
um fruits

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>>31719976
Oh come on, there's no ulterior motive here

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>>31720035
Oh yeah? Then how come they insist on sleeping with their sons in the same bed, either half or completely naked?

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>>31720136
It's perfectly innocent

Until they start covering themselves in oil

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>>31719976
The thing is you were not never her son. You were always her husband.

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>>31720295
You think a long-lived species would do that? Raise their own husband?

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I want to get a Kikimora addicted to Apophis venom and then keep her locked in a chastity belt all day every day, only unlocking it for an hour a day before bed.

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>>31720387
Sometimes architected centuries in advance.

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>>31720395
based

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>>31719872
YES
Ever seen how protective pigeons are with their eggs? They will attack even crows, without flinching. I kind of want to see my pigeon harpy wife go on a rampage...

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I don't want Shoggy to call me "Mastah". I'm her husband, not her employer. She should call me "Honey", "Darling", or just use my name.

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>>31720387
>long-lived species
That isn't even necessary, a human man can raise his own monstergirl wife too.

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>>31720387
No they'd never do that

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>>31720775
Never?

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>>31720797
Ever

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>>31720860
Never ever?

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>>31712696
Japanese art style is good enough for me, I want to dick it.

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>>31720890
Indeed

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I wanna marry the runt of the local oni clan so I don’t have to crank my neck to look at her face all the time and just make her older sisters jealous

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>>31720986
I don't know. Something about them leaves me unconvinced...

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>>31720860
>ywn have two elven mommies whos breast milk will keep you as a little boy forever

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>>31721087
My word should be enough, anon.

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>>31721103
I'm completely fine with having two momsters. I welcome it, even.

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>>31720989
I want to be part of the left overs of an amazon raid and given to weakest amazon in the tribe.

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>>31721353
Hmm, that sounds a lot like something a monster would say to make me drop my guard.

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We all know of the horrible things that happen when elves enslave men, but what happens when men enslave elves?

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>Shirokuto prefers loli body because it is more convenient for casting magic
>Dark Mages prefer shotas because they make for optimal mana battery
>They are just two sides of the same coin

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>>31721826
Babies happen.

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>>31721921
>Dark Mages prefer shotas
>shotas make for optimal mana battery
Neither of those things is canon

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>>31721826
They force them into Victorian maid outfits, make them learn how to keep a house clean and warm, and train them to be polite to people regardless of their species, human or otherwise.

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>>31719148
Ice Queen sure is lewd!
https://imgbox.com/m2ShplaV

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>>31722223
I think they'd rather die

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>>31722449
Well that comes with having a dress made of magical ice that she can dissolve any part of with a thought.

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>>31722210
Yes, I know
But it seems to be a popular idea around here that Dark Mages are shotacons so the idea seemed amusing.

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>take automaton companion to a Gremlin’s store to get some upgrades
>Gremlin at the counter practically rapes you with her eyes as you explain what you need
>return a few hours later after everything’s been installed and head back to the road, once again being stared down by the Gremlin
>upgrades to her weapons all work fine, but as you continue on your journey you begin to notice strange changes to your automaton friend
>”these minotaurs are rather ferocious, aren’t they? I’m sure you would prefer someone much smaller and less intimidating to be your spouse”
>”this forest is rather beautiful, the color green is so lovely, don’t you agree?”
>”perhaps we should find another traveling companion, one who is skilled with technology. Then we wouldn’t have to worry about my repairs”
>”you seem so sad sleeping alone in your bed. Rather than having me join you, I believe you should find a small, warm, fleshy lover to comfort you”
>”I know you dislike monsters that have a child-like appearance, but if you ask me, you could really make an exception with Gremlins. They’re probably much smarter than you, after all”
>”If you would like for me to service you, I should mention that I am capable of tightening my semen-milking mechanism to realistically simulate the tight grip of a Gremlin’s vagina. I just thought you would like to know”
Gremlins...

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>>31717570
pastebin* filter. I guess wordpress is the only alternative

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>>31723124
I would demand my money back. Messing with my girlfriend's mind is a low blow.

>Then it turns out she wasn't reprogrammed, she was just legitimately that convinced by the gremlin's arguments and decided to start hyping her up.

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>>31723201
>wordpress
There's alternatives to pastebin.
https://rentry.co/
https://hastebin.com/about.md
https://0bin.net/

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If you marry a dragon, do you automatically qualify for the title of "Dragon Rider"?

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>>31722577
The way that started was kind of dumb. When her untranslated profile was originally released, someone noticed that sabbath was mentioned in the japanese text and some people assumed she was going to be an anti-sabbath mg or something.

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>>31723428
Ghost too.

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>>31723439
Depends on context. You may "ride" her sexually, but the wyvern profile implies that a lot of married dragons are hard to convince to let themselves be literally ridden.

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>>31717475
I'd be all for it anon, use ghostbin or something or any host that suits you. I've always wanted to read something from there.

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>>31718817
They're so heavy!

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>>31723624
We really need to comfort ourselves with the fact that despite how much the Sabbath gets talked about, they're still ultimately just a loli cult and mature monster girls are still the overall norm/preference/default. Hence one reason why KC says there is no need for a monster cult that opposes the Sabbath.

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>>31720395
Someone is getting his pelvis bruised.

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>>31723439
No, because she will the one doing the riding. You do qualify for the title of "Dragon's Layer" though.

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>>31723774
What's to comfort? Is the sabbath existing truly such an affront?

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>>31724046
>Is the sabbath existing truly such an affront?
The Sabbath's power is derived from loli exactly because it is taboo, so I guess so.

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>>31723774
I have no shame in being a fan of a magical loli cult. Even if they are a bit big (they are more like a military branch) to be just a cult.

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>>31716800
>crosses
https://youtu.be/pVYd52ZU_ww

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>>31724195
Cults are stupid and I will tell that their faces

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>>31722580
cute

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>>31724277
Snake cult seems pretty cool though.

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>be anon
>doing a historical reenactment of when monsters first came to the earth
>almost like those civil war reenactments, but with a lot more rape
>you drew the short end of the stick this year
>you're gonna be a rebel leader that surrendered in the end
>you're probably thinking, how is that the short end?
>sounds pretty important
>well it is
>and as a /his/ fag, its a great honor to play the part
>but the problem comes from the monsters' leader
>every year they are usually able to get the original couples out for the reenactment, or some new couples and it becomes one big orgy
>you are no exception
>since they try to get singles to be either leader, its basically a really glorified dating service
>you've been meaning to get into the dating scene for a while so it doesn't bother you that much, but the problem is they like to bend history with the monster leader
>historically speaking, it was originally a lilim
>but because they got more important shit to do, they change it up with a random single monster
>one year it was a tritonia
>another it was a manticore
>either way you wind up married, but you hope for someone like the former whose a bit more gentle
>fast forward to the surrender bit
>waiting for my fate when I see pic related walk up
>ohgodohfuckohgodohfuck.jpg
>turns out she wanted some historically accuracy this year, and the next, and maybe the one after that
>rape included

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Speaking of pastebin
How much was lost in the purge?
As in how much was lost and there were no backups or saves?

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>>31724569
>>almost like those civil war
Stopped reading there

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When your wife is a devout worshipper of Eros and the Fallen God, is there really much of a difference between hieromancy and eromancy?

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>>31724569
The rebel leader should be surrounded by his hellhound slaves.

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>>31724944
>is there really much of a difference between hieromancy and eromancy?
Yes there is

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>>31724195
I want to walk up to a Witch and her Familiar friend, clear my throat, bend over, look them right in the eyes, and say “I prefer tall women, with HUGE breasts”

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>>31725314
Better be married first or you will be by the time they are done with you.

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>>31725314
I don't know how much worse it is to proclaim my love for tall women with massive muscles.

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>>31725463
It'd be a gamble on which happens first: anon's lust for tall women with huge breasts causing their mana to make them megamorphize, or them breaking him and making him a slut for loli monsters.

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>>31725588
I hope a familiar breaks me someday. They have such surgical precision.

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>>31725588
>The ultimate breast and MILF enthusiast is smuggled into a Sabbath cell
>His overpowering love of motherly bodies completely annihilates their resistance and destroys their conclave overnight

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>>31725648
What do you think a Sabbath mindbreak session is like?

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>>31725657
They'd be horrified by what they had become, if anon would stop fucking their brains out long enough for them to be lucid.

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>>31725737
Cunny rubbing all over you

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>>31724730
Majority was archived by wikifag

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>>31725848
How much was lost permanently

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>>31724944
It is noted quite a few spells are mixes of multiple schools of magic.

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>>31725737
I don't think there's any one fits all approach. If you're asking what I had in mind it's a little masseuse familiar that worms certain ideas into my head over several weeks while she does her massage.

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>"Alright, Ms. Treeborn, your adoption of Anon is just about finalized."
>"Oh my, I'm so excited to finally have a child of my own."
>"Yes, this is always such a happy occasion. Now if you could sign this form here...And this form...And here are the marriage forms-"
>"What? Marriage forms?"
>"Oh, I apologize, ma'am. Most monsters that adopt human boys do so in order to secure a husband. If you aren't interested, I'll just dispose of-"
>"Wait!...M-might I hold on to those?"

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>>31726271
I like stories about normal human women reacting to weird shit monsters do
Imagine seeing them react to the Sabbath

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>>31722580
is that a hashbrown?

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https://exhentai.org/s/e49cbde9a4/1816919-1

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>>31726432
>momster trying to fit in with the neighborhood human moms
>they're talking about how hard it is to get there sons out of bed in the morning
>momster casually says that she gives her son a vigorous wake-up blowjob that not only gets him up, but takes care of his morning wood too
>other moms are in stunned silence
>momster doesn't understand how what she said was weird

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't a qt harpy who's into super sentai cosplay exist bros it's not fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>31726650
I'd offer myself as tribute to a big oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31726762
I like that one a lot more than this one >>31726650

Kousuke's is still my favorite, though

[Anonymous No.]

I could really use a Hakutaku right about now. Some sweet milk as she nurses me on infinite knowledge. I get to audition to be on Jeopardy soon. I’m so psyched

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727238
>"The Sumerian word for scorpion"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727238
but no more alex trebek

[Anonymous No.]

How to get sneaky grizzlies from getting my pik-a-nik basket?

[Anonymous No.]

Post monster girl rape faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722
The rapiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722
Pro tip: don’t waste energy trying to run

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727883
If I was confident I could beat her, I wouldn't run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727977
Escape is such a bother when they're stronger than you, faster than you and in all likelihood smarter than you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722
Don't be fooled, this is the face of someone dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728326
This is what happens when a member of a harem sees her shot to take Anon's 'first'

[Anonymous No.]

>>31711867
Accidentally inhale a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728156
The only thing left if the drive to survive. Such a powerful warrior wouldn't see a shitty male like me as a valuable target worth the effort, so she might let her guard down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31723644
>>31723706
If you post non-pastebin links, anubis.moe won't add it:
>To avoid spam, only pastes created by pastebin.com users will be featured.
However, it seems like they don't archive the paste, but only its URL (which doesn't make much sense: if they're worried about copyright just add a DMCA takedown link, and if they're worried about storage/transfer fees, they'll probably pay more in domain registration fees each month), so it's not like you will get an extra backup copy if you restrict yourself to pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>wandering through swamp
>hear water splashing near you
>reptile girl appears and stares at you blankly

Whats your next move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728156
I always imagine Amazon being dumber than most humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31724569
Do you think it hurts to have their horns/antlers/whatever broken like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728745
Well naturally I crack open one of the beers I brought along as a weekly offering to the nice lizardgirls near my house and give it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728785
That's fair

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, send help, I require a small sheep as my sleep schedule is out of wack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31726678

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722
The "he actually thinks he can run from me" face

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728745
But I already have a snek girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722
One easy trick to destroy the rape face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728264
Dominate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31728745
No way that tail is real, it's massive. It's gotta be fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31729964
Fat is stored in the tail in lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>31729196
I shall send you a buff sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>31730057
Anon no, beeg buff sheep will be too much.
That's advanced snugglin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>31730089
his sleep schedule is out of whack, he needs a big buff sheep to muscle him into a proper one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31730057
The Wooly Bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31729977
Lizard girls resting their fat tails on you would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31726271
It’s really weird that they try to adopts anons over 25

[Anonymous No.]

>>31730685
Not in Japan

They have a history of adopting grownass adults because to them it was more important that the name survived than the bloodline. Shit they still do it to this day for certain old families

[Anonymous No.]

>>31730145
With a tail that fat, clothes shopping must be hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31730145
Fat and meaty tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31731093
>that quake when the tail drops
yes
yes
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>31731093
I want to massage my wife's thick tail until she has a light orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31731308
That, but several heavy ones.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a man to do when he lives alone yet keeps waking up in the morning with kiss marks and lipstick smudges all over his junk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

What rights do the living have in undead realms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31731461
Zombies are abundant, so all living residents get one free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31731093
Why are thick, long, meaty dragon tails so arousing? Why do I want to touch them and suck on them? What would Freud say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31731633
Freud is a jew, he was full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31731461
The right to be warmth pilows for the undead

[Anonymous No.]

I like my mamono like crown vics
Power in the front, torque in the back, and thick as a brick in between

[Anonymous No.]

>>31732097
Eeh, I'm more a Jeep Wrangler kind of guy. Muscles that can eat bullets and shit lead.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls who play rough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31732385
>>31727854
Doesn't look gentle to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>31732097
I like my mamono like I like my soda.
8 yeas old and completely flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31729108
pray mantises have been lying this whole time??

[Anonymous No.]

Well, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31733151
No but I got organs that make it

[Anonymous No.]

Always turn female adventurers into cow girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31734443
rather turn them into goblins

[Anonymous No.]

>>31723660
When they talk about a dragon mount they mean the dragon/wyvern transform into their dragon forms right? I can’t imagine a knight trying to ride a wyvern girl going well

[Anonymous No.]

Hey sister could you please respect my personal space a little bit? And stop touching yourself all creepy like that. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31711029
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31735757
>posting porn on a blue board
Classy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna turn a big buff monster into a broodmother housewife, and nothing is going to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31732385
There's rough and there's mutilation and disfiguring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31736541
Girls scratching your back isn't so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>31732385

[Anonymous No.]

>>31736623
I imagine carving your back up with knives is though.

[Anonymous No.]

https://app.inferkit.com/demo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31732385
Vampires "play" biting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31737384
What exactly is that "Reports" tab?

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea that monster girls and multidimensional beings who feed off of certain emotions humans have and take on forms that make humans want them.Kinda like asari in mass effect. There is only one monster girl species they just look different because the form reflects your desires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4aKJuKP0Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>31737686
Would a vampire be ok with getting bagged blood for a doctor? Or would it have to come from a person when they drink it?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I learn the secret art of royal guarding? I just want to drag out the boss fights with my demon sister so I can taunt her about how mom and dad liked me better

[Anonymous No.]

Lava dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/Fkz89mg.jpg
why are foxes like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31736180
Atta boy. Godspeed, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31736180
Big onis are in fact for impregnating many, many times. Small onis, too, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31738154
More like lava whale...

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iAS5LDik2s

What accent is this and what kind of monster girl would have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31737842
A married one would never take those blood bags since they’re vastly inferior to biting her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>31738351
I want to fuck the sabbath fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31739875
I have no idea but she sounds like my wife of seven years whose name escapes me for the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>31740332
Not husky enough for smoke hobo

[Anonymous No.]

>>31740895
I would need to hear more to make further deductions

[Anonymous No.]

Ambush predators

[Anonymous No.]

You ever do something that makes an undead sigh and say "You're lucky you're warm."

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743261
Eat garlic bread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31742176
They only jump on you if you're carrying stretchy meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743423
I've got meat that stretches...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743261
Fertile vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743452
>"Excuse me, milady. Might you be interested in making some dhampir bab-?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743261
Drawing a mustache on a still sleeping pharaoh's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743606
Everyone had a smile in the court that morning until a mirror betrayed the deed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743606
The delinquent Apophis must be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>31723624
>>31723774
Didn't KC get asked if there was a sabbath of cakes and oneesan and answered positively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743597
Gosh, I love baby crazy MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743673
I'm pretty sure that's not the case, that he said that there was no need for such a sabbath since mature monsters are the norm. Can't find the quote at the moment though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743597
All mgs should be brood mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls know that you've been stalking them for days because you couldn't bring yourself to talk to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31744125
I couldn't agree more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31744389
Nice tail, can I touch it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31744389
Don't bully me just because I'm really socially awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

1000 chapters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31744531
Once

[Anonymous No.]

>>31744644

[Anonymous No.]

>>31744647
I'm going to fondle this tail to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743944
>since mature monsters are the norm
All the more exciting to do it with young versions of all the shapely hourglasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>31744125
Kikimora broodmother who wants plenty of children and her master at his best (of his virility)
Mindflayer broodmother that uses you to produce her swarmand messes with your mind to make you very happy with it.
Tanuki broodmother who is old and rich but wants a family, so she gives you a life of luxury for you so you can give her kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31710938

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745313
What about different types of harpies?
Or wolf girls?

[Anonymous No.]

You know, we don't really get any teen-monster girl art.
What girl would be good for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745543
Tomboy Salamander and her friend the Goth Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745631
>Tomboy Salamander
>Goth Troll
An unlikely pair, but I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745631
>goth Troll that has Grey Lamentation Mushrooms growing on her
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745503
Wolf girl are built for being brood mothers. Wolf-san will make sure Anon gives her plenty of litters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745503
>wolf girls?
That’s how wolf packs are made

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745631
>Goth Troll
Goddamn barbarians

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745503
A hellhound that loves to ride you into the ground until you cum inside, but loves the family she has with you even more.
An Anubis that studies and performs fertility rites, and you're the one she performs them with.
A werewolf driven by the animal-like desire to have many healthy offspring.

A JubJub that gets worried when hubby hasn't made her belly big.
A Gandharva that follows Eros by givinf her many little followers.
A Crow Tengu that sees having a family as a way to improve her sociability, and loves to add another child to the family tree.
A Black Harpy that wants to start an entire nest with just the two of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745543
Big monsters dressed like 1950s greasers

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745832
They're coming to get you Barbara

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745832
>tfw no barbarian waifu to sack Rome with

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745845
>Though gal finger snapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745916
I assume the student is being too studious and frustrating the hakutaku trying to seduce him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745916
Unfortunately of Haku-sensei, my ability to pick up on someone trying to hit on me is as bad as my grade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745916
I just want to learn how to write well and draw well so I can make my own porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>31746123
if the exposed shoulders don't do it, I don't know what will

[Anonymous No.]

>>31746385
I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.

[mtlfag No.]

>>31717475
Here is the first story that I'm working MTL and fixing up so it's readable.
How readable is this guys?

All of You (MGE, Vampire, Harem):
https://0bin.net/paste/jfFm+Wlp#dktx+BLdOEH2jJiU4cpFi81NY8SGz3HAF5XKNsfxqos

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745839
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31746123
>>31746463
What’s it like being a stereotypical harem protagonist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31746851
>Succ reading a harem manga from our world
>"JUST RAPE HIM ALREADY"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31746810
It's readable but it has some veri gud english occasionally "All the Lord is bad"

[Anonymous No.]

>>31746851
Ignorance is bliss my friend.
I bet I would either get a very frustrated succubus or cupid on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31746851
Feels like as usual. I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Jubjub that is actually a fearsome "evil" overlord.

[mtlfag No.]

>>31747023
As long as its readable, I'll finish fleshing out the story, and make it more readable. It may not come out 100% since I've only had a couple of years of japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747123
>”I hereby decree that, once inserted, the removal of a penis from a loving monster’s pussy is a heinous crime punishable by an overdose of manticore venom”

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747198
The end is almost unreadable though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31739875
Isn't just ya olde accent? Tamamo from fate also speaks like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>31725895
Around 100 or so pastes.
But that was before the purge, nothing was lost in the purge, to my knowledge, since I was up to date when it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747279
Marry a kraken and this won't be a problem.

[mtlfag No.]

>>31747327
yeah, the issue lies with the source not being that well written it's supposed to change from each girl's perspective and response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31727722

[Anonymous No.]

This dumbpire keeps breaking the expensive drinks,how do i fix her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747856
Apply dick rigorously

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747856
Make her watch twilight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747737
What is it about this doggo that inspires such violent sexual acts in my mind?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best childhood friend monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

New KC art for comic cover.
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/237974/gairaku_sample05.jpg

Why haven't you fucks warned me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747279
But what if you want to insert it into her mouth or ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747983
I said fix,not traumatize for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>31748737

[Anonymous No.]

>>31748754
anon i think her puss puss is visible

[Anonymous No.]

>>31748754
>new
Shits been linked multiple times sinc2 it first came out in like november.

[Anonymous No.]

How is that family expansion coming along anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749046
I have a deep fear of becoming a father.
So not good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749046
Once she found out she was pregnant she started to get really protective and uh, twitchy. Trying to go anywhere with her is a bit of a nightmare ‘cause she keeps stabbing anyone who gets within 12 feet of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749046
Gotta get the portals to open first. I'm doing my part by spilling mana for DL every night, it should go faster once I acquire my wizard powers in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31747856
ball gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>31748896
She won't spill anything afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749213
Gunna be weird playing with your daughter knowing she could at any time sprout her sword and stab you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749702
I, for one, welcome the idea of being penetrated by my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743673
I think he was refering to Marune's sabbath of oppai lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31748927
Fuck. Shh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749702
Its just a paper cut stop being a wimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749046
Cheshire is flitting between excited and nervous.
Jinko is surprisingly calm but I also found some 'ultra fertility booster' potion empty in the kitchen trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750092
Cheshire won't be able to climb trees once she's heavy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750119
t. has never seen a fat cat skedaddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750119
I'll need to start lifting more.
She's going to be more irritated about having to walk.
Luckily for the jinko she's still quite buff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750119
Cheshire can appear in a tree if she wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

Next person to wish for more wishes will get turned into her personal punching bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31738466
Oga didn't start my oni fetish but she sure solidified it

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750373
Can I wish for my previous wishes to not have been spent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750376
how is it possible that such a semen demon has not yet been impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750373
I wish for said genie to turn soft instead of being SWOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750373
I wish for this genie to remain SWOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750441
Truly it is a crime. Oga is a really good example of drawing a big buff woman without making her look too masculine

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750376
Made for birthing dozens of babies.

[Anonymous No.]

cuddlepires

[Anonymous No.]

>>31745313
Would a mindflayer father be immune to daughter mindrape, or would they just be decent enough not to use their powers on their father? Lets assume it's a normal parent-child relationship. Same question goes for Pharaohs with their voice or any monster with unique powers really

[Anonymous No.]

>>31736180
I want to turn a big buff monster into a broodmother, but with me as a househusband that's going to raise all the children I pump into her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a rape slave for an ogre, amazoness, ocelomeh, dark elf, high orc, and hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31749046
Waifu is still trying to convince me we're ready. Our efforts are continuing, but she feels the chance of conception would be higher if I wasn't so nervous about kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750373
Gonna wish for her to get thicc and pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750752
>sees the absolute drooling retards that have 4+ kids

i think most of the thread is alright, even if the kids are as autistic as the parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750712
All at the same time?
Anon, death by snu-snu is no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31743640
>Apophis hires guy to subvert and dethrone the Pharaoh
>He's so incompetent that all his efforts amount to harmless pranks
>It would be a lot more infuriating for the Apophis if she weren't utterly lazy and only putting the bare minimum effort into "overthrowing" the Pharaoh out of obligation
Must be a pretty laid back kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750883
Sure, top it off with a bicorn wife that massages all your sore spots, gives you gentle blowjobs, and calls you a good boy, and you’d have the perfect household

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750983
The reign of Nefer the Ambivalent

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750589
He's probably immune but it would be funny seeing a mindflayer punish her daughters for brainwashing their father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750983
Cobra command, MG variation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31748877
She’s anti ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751240
Ghouls are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751266
I think ghouls SUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751303
They suck a lot and all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750860
>even if the kids are as autistic as the parents
It feels weird when a proud and mighty monster's daughter turns out to be as much of a sperg as the father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31750983
>>31751230
Saturday Morning Cartoon villain monsters are the best evil monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751240
Mind break ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie monster girls up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751515
Ghouls mindbreak you with their mouths

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751677
Not unless I get into their pants first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751653
Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751703
Wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751779
Is cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751703
What did she do to get herself like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751139
The way I see it you're never going to get a truly evil monster anyways but it would be better for mothers to teach their daughters discipline so they don't abuse the advantages they have over others until they get a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751881
No I mean her torso is like stick with tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751701
They attack in groups. You won't be getting to their pants until you've been dragged off to the crypt and repeated raped by all their mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751991
That old art makes me laugh. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31712716
I agree that it does sound fun to see how they react to finally having their son that they had a 1/200 or so chance of having, especially if their husband had died before the birth. The newborn boy is the new man of the house and he has a mother and numerous older sisters to support him. Being so spoiled from birth by so many monster girl family members would have quite an effect on him though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751991
I have enough tape to shut them all up! Bring it on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751991
You forget he has the evil overlord Jubjub on his side

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751991
I'll summon the powers of Rich Piana and roids to over come them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751493
>Pharaoh and Apophis\\ keep each other on their toes but also go easy because they're aware of how stressful each others jobs are
>Also they adore how the children of the kingdom love seeing their duels
Just because their confrontations are basically a formality at this point doesn't mean it's pointless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752034
>especially if their husband had died before the birth
That doesn’t sound fun at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752034
>especially if their husband had died before the birth
That doesn't really happen in mge. He would either not die or be brought back if he did

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751703
>cyclops tries to convince you to have sex with her by offering a powerful weapon
>say that you’ll have sex with her for free, but you have to be in complete control
>fast forward, you have her tied down and mouth gagged
>tease her by groping her body and smushing your cock and against her face
>end it by cumming on her face and leaving her with blue ovaries
>”like I’d ever risk having kids with some mono-eyed freak”

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752281
>She easily breaks the bindings
>Grabs anon
>Tries him to the bed
>Destroys him pelvis
Did you really think some mere rope or chain would hold down a cyclops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751881
I'm going to step on her and spit in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31751881
I'm going to carry her to the couch and kiss her on the lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752281
Based
>>31752384
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie my daughteru up and put things of steadily increasing size in her butt!

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/BiMUOuYUy1w
What is the best non-centaur monstergirl for a mounted cavalrymen

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752650
I wonder who could possibly be behind this post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752782
KDF or Wightfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752760
This is more of a /his/ question but I would say the stepe has the best cavalrymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31753067
Everybody knows mounted knights and Napoleonic lancers are cooler than steppe retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752942
Unusual we actually have a choice now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752384
>Did you really think some mere rope or chain would hold down a cyclops?
If the cyclops made then yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752200
I'm confused. I remember it being said that there are monster widows and they either never remarry because they are so devoted or they remarry under very special circumstances. I imagine for example that a widowed momster might marry her son and have his children if he wants to have some with her but that all sounds counterproductive to me because the appeal of a momster is having you as the center of her attention and having kids with her would ruin that and there is no point in marrying her because it wouldn't really change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Quickly, you must impregnate this Kitsune, they're an endangered species so do your duty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>31753603

[Anonymous No.]

>>31753412
It's a wish fulfillment setting. If a monster is married to a man she will not want him to die and fulfilling unrequited love (I, e. lovers being reunited in undeath) is a constant theme, Asura Mythra in WGIII specializes in doing this. On paper monster widows are possible but not in tune with the spirit of the setting. If you really want genuine mom-son stuff in mge than the only way I think of that happening is if the mom went forward in time to bone her future son and make him his own father. Then marry him in the future-present after her past self did the deed

[Anonymous No.]

>>31710938

[Anonymous No.]

>>31753837
Maybe she got widowed while human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>31753943
That doesn't change anything. I don't see why you are so obsessed with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>31753967
Because anon wants to marry his blood-related momster. I don't see why you're so opposed to it, you yourself said it's a wish fulfillment setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>31754014
>Father is an asshole who abandons family and is never seen nor heard from again
>Anon becomes man of the house and takes care of his vulnerable mother who is eventually monsterized
There. Everybody wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>31752034
Why do people want to fuck someone that fucked their dad?

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>>31710938

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>>31754091
>[motherfucker achievement unlocked]

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AK's reed and MG doctor dragon princess lady are my favorite dragons but there just isn't enough art of them

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>>31754201
Do you think Jabberwocks get pissed off at Sabbath monsters that claim they’re more sexually alluring than them?

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>>31753650
I don't get it, I posted a Kitsune and then you posted a Cyclops...?

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This week feels.... slow

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>>31755575
Agreed. Waiting on a big recent commission and my sport finally coming back are making that feeling even worse.

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>>31755575
Perk up, lich chan!

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>>31710938
How often do realizations like these occur?

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>>31753843
Based hacker not giving in to Sabbath AI

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>>31755675
>tfw no wight wife to end my life

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>>31756111
I feel you

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>>31710938
What if you pulled one of these out before fucking a monster and asked her to wait while you put it on?

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>>31756134
She's wait patiently.

And then tear it off with her teeth.

So maybe think twice.

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>>31755575
>>31755675
Yeah, liven up!

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>>31756134

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>>31756204
But that's what she says everyday.

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>>31756177

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>>31756177
Wights are very supportive!

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>>31756204
>Condoms? We don't need no stinking condoms!

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>>31756229
Good girl

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>>31756134
She was prepared for this, she knows you just need a slight nudge to accept being a father.

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>>31756346
How do you actually go about getting a Cupid gf? Does simply praying to Eros do the trick, or is there something more?

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>>31756566
Start stroking yourself over romance novels and leave the cum-drenched books outside your door

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>>31756665
That'll just attract succubus.

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>>31756566
Simply become as autistic as one.

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>>31756745
not if the books are flowery and mopey enough.
And make sure to bust over the especially vanilla prose.

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>>31710938

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>>31757029
Very nice ladies, they always shower me with compliments on my morning jog

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>>31754201
wonder if jabberfags going to commission cow dragon stuff.

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>>31756346
>>31756566
How to get a loli Cupid gf?

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>>31756506
>He doesn't keep the condoms under lock&key.
It's like he's asking for it.

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>>31757485
His wife is already a cow.

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I feel like I've lost my spark for writing monster erotica

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>>31758098
Just read it instead for a while.

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>>31758098
You will eventually get burned out at some point from doing anything and need to take a break or just stop all together. Could you tell us who you are?

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>>31756268
>tfw the last toy i had with multiple cervix ripped on the first use because dick too wide for japan masturbators

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>>31758098
Just remember what's important in life
comfort

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>>31756268
>>31758604
>multiple cervix
What’s the appeal?

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>>31758678
Multiple barriers to penetrate
More doors for your dick to kick down

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>>31758667
I-is that... a giant snowman? Having sex with... A LOLI?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAH I’M GOING INSAAAAAANE