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[Anonymous No.]

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Alice⟶Dere" bullshit that's going on in the Touhou Project right now. Grimsokyo Alice deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself tortured a genuine black white in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with her for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid flesh off my black white.

Mima spends years working on a single black white and break her up to a million times to produce the finest victims known to rainbow puppeteers.

Black whites are thrice as rapeable as Shrine Maidens and thrice as innocent for that matter too. Anything a miku can get donations from, a black white can steal from better. I'm pretty sure a black white could easily humiliate a miku wearing traditional costume with a simple armpit grope.

Ever wonder why miku never bothered fighting black whites? That's right, PC98 games suck and zombies are lazy. Even in the mist incident, maido targeted the black whites first because their ability to be cut all day long without fainting was respected.

So what am I saying? Witches are simply the best submissive that the world has ever seen, and thus, require more porn in Grimsokyo.

tl;dr = Alice needs to violently rape Marisa more.

[Anonymous No.]

This copypasta smells stale.

[Anonymous No.]

The fact that *I* recognize this copypasta makes it overused.

I don't object with your last line, though.