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>> No.31659739
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First for ball-joint gang

>> No.31659759
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>> No.31659788

The milky Manticore and her teutonic tits.

>> No.31659792
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Why are monstergirls so perfect and why aren't they real.

Why must life be suffering.

>> No.31659804

>>31659278
I'm interested in a milfy Living Ragdoll.

>> No.31659877
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Do you think there are Sandworms that adapted to live in the ocean?

>> No.31659925

>>31659804
instructions unclear, large milfy ragdoll cheshire cat has been sent.

>> No.31659931

Somebody help. Recommend me a monster girl, for I am lonely. Anyone know a good one? One who would like even me?

>> No.31660027
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>>31659931
I can't really recommend you any if I don't know what you like, but Bogeys are into sad fucks.

>> No.31660091

>>31659931
Devil bugs

>> No.31660165

>>31659931
Manticore
Yeti
Weresheep
Lamia

>> No.31660173

>>31659931
Lamias are the only species to have the disposition “varies wildly”. They’re the perfect mix of vanilla and exotic, and they can show their love in one of the most physical ways possible. Height is variable, as is body type. Just make sure you can give her warmth in the winter and you’ll be off to a great start.

>> No.31660220

>>31659925
I will accept this big, soft cat.

>> No.31660283

I want to make my flat Kikimora maid wear cow print dresses and subject her to hours a day in an industrial milking machine until she not only lactates indefinitely, but derives sexual pleasure from said lactation.

>> No.31660383

>>31659712
New year, new monster girl thread!

>> No.31660472

>>31659788
Whenever I read "Teutonic" I can't help but think of this character type: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrawnHilda

>> No.31660614

>>31659931
Get a human girl instead

>> No.31660710

>>31659931
Autism bug(Mantis)

>> No.31660768

>>31660614
She wouldn't like him.

>> No.31661028

>>31659877
Do not sexualise bobbit worms

>> No.31661166
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>>31660614
So, Dark Mage?

>> No.31661216

>>31659792
I'm still pretty convinced that this whole idea was inspired by Iron Beast. Shit played out almost exactly like his Roulette series.

>> No.31661241
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I want to take a snuggle nap with a sheep. Under a tree onto a hill with the wide open sky surrounding us.

>> No.31661265

>>31660768
Human women are better at understanding men, since they're their natural counterpart.

>>31661166
No, they've been corrupted by monsters and ruined by them. I heard they cheat on their husbands constantly.

>> No.31661285

>>31660383
Yay

>> No.31661341

>>31661265
I am a natural counterpart of human women and I don't understand them.

>> No.31661515

>>31661265
>I heard they cheat on their husbands constantly.
You are hearing slanderous lies. Monsters are deeply loyal to their husbands.

>> No.31661581

>>31661515
The dude was baiting.

>> No.31661633
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>>31660710

>> No.31661700
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Make wives out of demons

>> No.31662200

>>31660283
Maid Milk is very good for master even if the Kiki can't produce much.

>> No.31662394

>>31659931
I would recommend a zombie, that eventually becomes a wight.
I also fell in love with wights around this time last year so cheers anon.

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>> No.31662984

>>31659351
Them liver eaters yeah?
I wonder if Inari, youko and kumiho would be offended by being confused for any of the other 2.

>> No.31663025
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>>31662960
Nice ass

>> No.31663095
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>>31663025
which type of monstergirl has the nicest ass

>> No.31663110

>>31663025
So this is what an evil, greedy, ruthless monster pouncing on a man looks like

>> No.31663137
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>>31663095
Troll does

>> No.31663166
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>>31663110
Truly the face of evil

>> No.31663206
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You actually think you can escape a kunoichi hopped up on mamono mana
You do realize it's like coke for them?
Cute, real cute. Great way to get your pelvis shattered.

>> No.31663238

>>31663206
>escape
>not slamming it until you bruise her vulva

>> No.31663321
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>>31663095

>> No.31663373

>>31663166
I'd like to watch and discuss porn with a manticore or hellhound

>> No.31663431
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>>31663095
>>31663137
>>31663321
Best ass around coming through.

>> No.31663595

>>31663321
Those pigtails are practically made to be used as handles for doggy style

>> No.31663636
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I wanted to serve in the demon queen’s court but I got stuck with hellhound breeding duty. I know my contract states that if they don’t have room in the court I get place here but I still wanna contact the demon who I made the contract with to work something out

>> No.31663640

>>31616834
I fucking wonder who you are

>> No.31663658
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>>31663431
Uh huh.
Keep it moving, anubutt.
New cold hotness coming through.

>> No.31663686

>>31663431
>>31663658
I do love how anubis and wight have waifufags who appreciate the importance of a nice ass.

>> No.31663742

>>31663640
whats mean

>> No.31663908

>>31663658
How smug would she get if you asked to hotdog that booty?

>> No.31663930
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>>31663908
Very.

>> No.31664344
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>So Anon has finally confessed to me?
>How cute.

>> No.31664420
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>>31664344
Wrong

>> No.31664570

>>31664512
Sandworm, she even gets more than one.

>> No.31664581
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>>31664512
You fucked up

But all of them

>> No.31664590

>>31664570
thanks but still reposting because i fucked up the formating

which monstergirl has the biggest heart?

>> No.31664764

>>31664323
I want to do incredibly lewd things to gazer's ass.

>> No.31664782

>>31663238
This, also be sure to get an evil magistrate costume

>> No.31664817

>>31664420
>hug with wings
That's nice.

>> No.31664941
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Is this game any good? I'm new to the monster girl thing.

>> No.31664949

>>31664570
It'd be kinda neat to say something nice to your sandworm and hear her hearts beat faster.

>> No.31665001
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>>31664344
No

>> No.31665179
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>>31663095
>which type of monstergirl has the nicest ass
Little girls

>> No.31665181

>>31664941
Heard it's fairly decent but never played it.

>> No.31665206
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>>31664817
Wing hugs are the most superior form of hugs.

>> No.31665259
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>>31665179
I have a feeling this is incorrect.

>> No.31665327
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>>31665179
This anon gets it

>> No.31665632
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>>31665206
Truth

>> No.31665810

If I see one more smug monster mocking my inability to resist their charms I'm gonna do bad things to them

>> No.31665817
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>>31665206
I want wing hugs from these two.

>> No.31666051

>>31665810
Such as?

>> No.31666356

>>31666051
spank their ass and slap their vulva

>> No.31666435

i love fat tails

>> No.31666498
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The sabbath used to be my least favorite thing about the MGE universe but every day I feel their charm growing on me. What tf do I do, bros?

>> No.31666510
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>>31666051
take their sister on a nice date

>> No.31666593
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>>31666498
Give in to the cunny side.

>> No.31666604

>>31666356
But you said bad things

>> No.31666938

>>31666498
>>31666593
>not getting the best of both worlds with a waifu who can swap forms

>> No.31666962
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>tfw constantly have to hunt down the new thread because they die too damn quick now

Gentlemen, how do we bring back the good ole days of 9/11?

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>anon getting married to a lilim!

>> No.31667097
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>>31666962
Yeah until jannies figure out how to stop or at least contain the vtuber invasion this is the new normal.

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>>31665259
No, it's quite correct. Plump loli ass is the best.

>> No.31667447
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The dragon zombie profile talks about the dragon's firm body loosening up as if it's a good thing. Give me firm, toned dragon belly any day.

>> No.31667569

>>31667049
A demon lord wouldn't marry lil ol me be realistic

>> No.31667713

>>31667049
What would happen if I told a Lilim that her race is even less appealing to me than normal succubi?

>> No.31667717

>>31667569
Hey now, most lilim aren't even in positions of power (beyond whatever prestige their "princess" title grants them), let alone set to be Lilith's heir, since most succubi don't care about such things.

>> No.31667722

>>31667569
Of course she wouldn't, she's already married. We're talking about her daughter.

>> No.31667747

>>31667049
I am not against it.

>> No.31667800
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It's considered bad manners to not look your rapist in the eyes while she's raping you, anon.

>> No.31667862

>>31666604
I feel like they'd think of the spanking as sexy foreplay, but the stinging slap to the pussy would snap them right out of it in the moment.

>> No.31667955

>>31667800
PINCH HER CLIT AND TWIST IT

>> No.31667975

>>31666938
>bapho wife is an even bigger haremfag than I am and doesn't get pushy about trying to get the other wives to join the Sababth
Life is good. Even if her waifu habit is getting a bit out of hand.

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>tfw you have a folder titled "Imaani Centorea Game" in your MG folder

One day it will be translated, mark my words, and it shall be immaculate!

Then it will just be some more waiting on the Liru game's DLC + translation.

>> No.31668364

>>31664764
Evidently the ass was too lewd for the mods. Even though I've posted that image several times before without any issues.

>> No.31668396
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Your new pharaoh!

>> No.31668458
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>>31668007
Palette swap twins.

>> No.31668466

>>31668396
Not MY pharaoh, I’d never live in a shitty ass desert

>> No.31668508
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>>31667800
How am I supposed to maintain eye-contact when she's giving me this look?

>> No.31668517

>>31668396
Can I sit on her lap?

>> No.31668581 [SPOILER] 
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>>31668396
>>31668466

>> No.31668705
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The protagonist and his quirky friends have arrived to town

>> No.31668707

>>31668396
But I'm over in Poland!
How the shit did she get rulership there?

>> No.31668729

>>31668581
What a cute monster girl

>> No.31668800

>>31668707
>poland
>taken over by another country

it's a day that ends in 'y'

>> No.31668840

>>31668707
Załatwiła sobie pałac na Pustyni Błędowskiej, proste.

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>>31668707
All the Pharaohs throughout history have arisen again at the same time, instead of fighting each other, they divided up the world and agreed to rule parts of it each.

So now we get desert dog fitness trainers.

>> No.31668992

>>31668915
I got a feeling these dog fitness trainers are not an optional thing.

>> No.31669045

>>31668800
Shush you, its a slav run!

>>31668840
I'm making a CK3 joke, the only polish I know is how to pronounce my grandmother's lastname.

>>31668915
Uh huh.
And how'd she get a claim on the Slavic region?

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>>31668508
Practice makes perfect. They're just girls, Anon. They won't bite much.

>> No.31669066

>>31668915
Why she talking like that

>> No.31669463

>>31669066
Its to lower your guard for the oncoming "stamina training"

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>>31668396
>>31668581
What part of
>Settra!
Do you people not understand?

>> No.31669687
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>>31668992
The region's new Pharaoh demands fitness and health in all her subjects.

>> No.31669905

>>31668915
If that stupid sweaty dog speaks in UwU one more fucking time I'm gonna have to discipline her

>> No.31670610

>>31667717
They could just take one at any time, its not hard for them.

>> No.31670824
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>>31668396
My pharaoh looks off...

>> No.31671116
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Love your cows

>> No.31671134
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>>31670824
My zombie also looks off too.

>> No.31671226
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>>31671134
Hmm.
Maybe they're not what they seem to be...

>> No.31671424
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She is not a shoggoth, why am I taking frenzy damage?

>> No.31671542

>>31671226
I need a mantis wearing that hat.

>> No.31672011
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>You'll never be a high-ranking paladin forced to live in a cabin for a whole year with a demon general as part of an armistice agreement to see if your peoples can really get along
>You'll never unwittingly drug her with the aphrodesiac wine her sister snuck into a care package

>> No.31672180

>>31666962
Lack of good sex education leads to horrifying adulthood experiences:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0UNQdiL5p0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQOxsQvOU9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD8sf5RSJpc

>> No.31672274

>>31668396
>>31668581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7C0arR310g

>> No.31672337
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>>31672180
>reddit
>youtube thread simulators

>> No.31672550

>>31672337
Can you think of a better way to show off disasters?

>> No.31672875
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>>31672550
Yeah. By posting your selfie

>> No.31672929

>>31672875
Manticore-chan! You don't need to be that mean!

>> No.31672996

>>31672011
I just want to be a big, famous adventurer that strikes it rich and then just retire to sell potions and magic items in a monster city or something.

Take it easy

>> No.31673093

>>31672875
>>31672929
Isn't that more of a Gazer comment?

>> No.31673243

>>31673093
I like to imagine (You)r manticore wife butting into your conversations to playfully make fun of you

>> No.31673359

>>31673243
Isn't that the main personality of one of the girls? A spider like monster girl? Name isn't coming to me.

>> No.31673556

>>31673359
Closest thing I can think of would be Nacha, but in her case it wouldn’t be “playful”

>> No.31673588

>>31673556
Thank you. Yes, that is who I was thinking of.

>> No.31673876 [SPOILER] 
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31673876

Marry the damn dorf anon.

>> No.31674032

>>31673876
>Loli
I rather marry an elf.

>> No.31674224

What is the most "ultra fem" looking monster girl? The fairy? I'm not looking for sexy, just feminine.

>> No.31674241

>>31673876
Sorry but I’ve taken the fairypill

>> No.31674275

>>31674224
Probably Titania.

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>>31673876
Are draphs close enough?

>> No.31674496

>>31673876
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

>> No.31674544

>>31674032
shorties are not lolis

>> No.31674547
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31674547

>>31674032
>>31674241
>>31674449
>>31674496
Marry
The
Damn
Dorf

>> No.31674610

>>31674547
I will when they're stack but right now I staying with a yandere elf.

>> No.31674620
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>>31674547
No

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>>31673093
I dunno. Is it?

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>>31674610
>>31674620
Dorf can be any MGs you want.

Succubus, Kejourou, Mermaids, Holstaurs.

>> No.31674906

>>31674620
>>31674620
I now have to wonder if Sturm's chest will get larger if she gets pregnant.

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>>31674906
Who knows

>> No.31675059

>>31674960
Those shortstack cows are for breeding and extra big pregnancies.

>> No.31675266 [SPOILER] 
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Butt, bust or lap? Which makes the best pillow?

>> No.31675336

>>31675266
Lap.
Chest is too awkward a location to be comfy.
Ass is weird.

Lap is the optimal place for bonding.

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>>31675266
All of the above

>> No.31675405

>>31673876
I don't want to marry ganondorf, anon

>> No.31675522

>>31675390
BEEG girls are for maximizing comfy.

>> No.31675597

>>31675266
Lap or bust.

>> No.31675708

>>31675522
I have enough trouble getting out of bed as it is, do you think I want to start each day pinned under a massive minotaur woman?
_______yeah, I do______________________

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>>31675266
Butt, hands down.

>> No.31675760

>>31675708
I'd love to start my day out like that .
Be she minotaur or something else.
Hell, I'd love to sleep and hug something.

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>>31675405
What?

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>> No.31676649

>>31675857
>hero of time, face me!

>> No.31676689
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>mfw a kumiho will never find you trying to neck yourself
>mfw she will never rescue you and bridal carry you to safety
>mfw she will never have an existential crisis while she makes sure you're still alive
>mfw it took me two hours to only shit out 400 words

https://pastebin.com/2SBUYHTK

(Outline for the whole story: https://pastebin.com/SE7T36K8))

>>31570563, I'm sorry if you're still around.

>>31675266
Soles

>> No.31676698

The second day of 2021
And these threads still have their sense of fun
For this year, have you planned anything new?
Exercise, travel, find a new hobby to do?
From this minor poetry I found a new lease,
But maybe you would like a more personal piece?
Something about your monster girl of choice?
Or a confession you can’t convey with your voice?
Whatever it is, it will still be
We are bound here forever, you and me

That is all. Thank you.

>> No.31676779

>>31676698
Ok now can you write a poem about my p’orc wife’s smelly farts?

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>>31676649
What?

>> No.31676978

>>31676848
has this been translated yet?

>> No.31677264

>Go into dungeon
>Lots of monsters
>Beat up a lots of monster
>There's a milf snek at the bottom
>Married to the milf snek now
>Monster from before were her sisters and now very salty with me

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Would you take her up on her offer?

>> No.31677513

>>31677375
I don't think I can resist it.

>> No.31677520

>>31677264
Tell them to git gud while you fondle your new wife

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>>31677375
Would licking her navel count as petting her belly with my tongue?

>> No.31677617

is there a bimbofication potion in the setting?
could it turn elves into dark elves?

>> No.31677715

>>31677617
Yes to the top(probably) and no to the bottom.

>> No.31677805

>>31676978
What?

>> No.31678370

>A lizardman will force herself on a Man that best her in combat but keeps refusing to wed her.
But if they beat you, then they're stronger than you.
How's that supposed to work?

>> No.31678390

>>31676779
And this is one of the many fears
To fulfill a request like that will take a handful of beers
But like many here who have sinned,
I’ll need some time to write out about a p’orc waif who broke wind

That is all. Thank you.

>> No.31678481

>>31678370
>What no dick does to a mother fucker.

>> No.31678500

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that floof can come when you least expect it.
From extra fluffy weresheep to arachnes with softer 'fluff' than you'd think.
Beware it.

>> No.31678512

>>31678370
Duels have to be on a level playing field but all's fair in love and ambushing people when their back is turned

>> No.31678603

>>31678370
They slip a cupid a twenty.

>> No.31678625

>>31678500
I got molested by arachne covered in weresheep wool.

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>>31678500
Wonder how many Anons are still ignorant of Gazer mofu

>> No.31678809

>>31678625
Dastardly.

>>31678656
They probably don't notice the tail.
The gazers must fix this.

>> No.31678810

What’s the punishment for stealing a Cupid’s bow and doing Valentines shenanigans like pairing a highborn and affluent son of a vampire with a lowly zombie, or pairing an evil necromancer with a valkyrie hero

>> No.31678897

>>31678810
Employment

>> No.31678960

>>31678897
frig

>> No.31679081

>>31678960
>he doesn't want to go on wacky missions with a cupid

>> No.31679140

>>31676689
That's 400 more words than you would have typed just moping around. Writing is about inertia. When you really enjoy writing something, it gets easier and easier. Starting is the hardest part.

Speaking of writing, why the hell do I have to wait three days to get an Ao3 account? That's some high-class vetting they have on their smut publishing site.

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>>31679140
Advice for writers everywhere: "Words in your head don't count for jack shit and nobody ever got good at writing without developing the ability to revise their work later after they get the words out."

>> No.31679236

>>31679217
What's in the book, shog chan?

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Guys, what about a vampire pharaoh?
>"Bare thy neck, servant~"
>"I don't think now is a good time, m'la-"
>"[BARE. THY. NECK]"

>> No.31679253

>>31679236
Funny cat names

Like Enward

>> No.31679313

>>31679247
You won't get me this time Neferata

>> No.31679373

>>31679247
Vampire Egyptians? What is this, Warhammer?

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>>31679247
Vampire anything has my eternal devotion.

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Remember to show proper deference to your queen

>> No.31679506

>>31679453
Is "helping to continue the royal bloodline" considered showing deference?

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Biters only get one thing.

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>>31679522
You'll have to get it on her first

>> No.31679616

>>31679506
Don't say that

She raised you as her future husband but realized how selfish that was and abandoned her plans. That offer is just going to reopen old lusts

>> No.31679626

>>31678897
>>31679081
>Pair up exact opposites with a stolen Cupid’s
>Taken to Eros herself for judgment
>Get offered a job because my supposed pranks turned out to be great relationships
>The nobleson is happy to have someone that he doesn’t have to worry about acting all prim and proper with and can let his hair down
>Necromancer and valkyrie still “fight” each other promising to either extinguish the light of heaven or bring light to the dark
>Who knew they both had a thing for roleplay
>Partner will be the Cupid I stole arrows from, who’ll also be my subordinate since she’s been underperforming for awhile now
>Cupid unhappy about this puts together plans to humiliate me and make the worst matches ever
>Each one is a five star tier relationship with perfect synergy
>Makes me look better and only enforces my current position and even future promotions
Come back next week for when her plans backfire doubly and she ends up with an arrow in her butt

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>>31679522
>no bratty vampire gf to tie up for hours on end until you finally let her cum and cuddle under the blankets as you let her have a drink
Life is gay

>> No.31679713

>>31679522
>thought your mistress would like it as a present
>well, she didn't say she hated it, but she hasn't said anything since you put it on her

>> No.31679751

>>31679713
based

>> No.31680112

>>31659792
The bat really gets me

>> No.31680188

>>31680112
But the bat is smelly

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>>31680112
That's because she has the most patrician feature of all.

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Spess goat at the beach

>> No.31681026
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I demand more /fit/ monsters!

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>>31681026

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>>31681026

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>>31681086
>>31681165
YES!

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>>31681026
You'd never lose to a bunny, right Anon?

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>>31681447
Yeah?

>> No.31681798

>>31681487
Holy shit look at those hueg fluffy ears

>> No.31681916

>>31681487
i want those thighs around my neck

>> No.31682712

I'd like a frostwolf

>> No.31682735

>>31681798
hmmmmm........Earjob...

>> No.31682942

>>31679140
I know. Before I started writing I opened the outline, and was terrified, because it felt like it was a lost cause. Eventually I figured that I couldn't scrap it without giving the story a chance, so I started writing, just to see if anything decent would come out. I'm not sure if it did, but it's been probably years since I last wrote any actual prose.

I've just been wasting my time by writing notes and outlines for stories that are yet to materialize. It's scary how easy it is to get lost in the big picture. It's good to know where you're going, but you shouldn't use planning as an excuse for procrastinating.

I would've probably written more today too if it wasn't for my horrible habit of breaking the flow of writing instead of skipping ahead if I can't find the right phrasing. I agree with the sentiment in >>31679217 completely, I should learn to separate drafting and editing.

>> No.31683182

>>31659931
Learn to live with yourself dude. Or enter a codependent relationship with a wererabbit.

>> No.31683186

>>31681487
I really would lose to bunny pussy

>> No.31683340

>>31683186
Many men have been lured in with the promise of an easy win only to wind up being ridden for hours on end!

>> No.31684448

>>31659931

Just explore the encyclopedia and find one that speaks to you. Don't feel bad if you pick popular ones like Kikimoras, Hellhounds, Lamias, etc, they're popular for a reason.

>> No.31684508

>>31683340
I need a brown bunny to milk her children out of me while heart pupiling

>> No.31685056
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31685056

I’m going to walk up to the cutest oni in the bar, down her sake in a single take, then princess carry her up to the room I rented. This will for sure earn her respect and respect of all her friends and family so I don’t have to do any stupid challenges like steal the seal of the ushi-oni clan leader

>> No.31685188

>>31685056
Let's be real anon you'll spill your spaghetti, trip, hit your head in a table and knock yourself out

>> No.31685244

>>31685188
Well at least he'll wake up in her bed either way, right?

>> No.31686536

>>31681487
Six humps per second, beware the bunny

>> No.31686746

>>31678370
what if you lose on purpose?
do they not pursue you afterwards?

>> No.31687011

Last thing you watched, improve the plot with monster girls
go

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Sea serpents, mate

>> No.31687057
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>>31681026
Your wish has been granted

>> No.31687093

>>31687011
>Game of thrones
Queen bitch no longer a bitch, and given the way monsters work would actually fuck her husband faithully instead of her brother/cousin/whoever she needed favors from
and the Ice zombies would be sexier and no one would really fear them

>> No.31687192

>>31687011
>Spirited Away
Switch Chihiro and Haku's genders and then they fugg

>> No.31687208
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>>31687011
>peter grill
how do you improve with monstergirls what already has a monster girl harem?

>> No.31687352

>>31687208
Simple
add a mindflayer to stop peter from being a guilt ridden pussy about smashing his girls/gunning after the dry brick of a human girl
Seriously, how does this man manage to have sex and STILL fuck it up?

>> No.31687499

>>31687208
Reminder that the orc is holding in some evil thoughts

>> No.31687929

>>31687499
What kind of evil thoughts?

>> No.31688075

>>31687929
IIRC she wants to breed children with peter so she can go back to her homland and invade it as payback for all the male orcs that scorned her

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We're having sex with squid. Now.

>> No.31692409

>>31690905
Who is this purple girl and why is she claiming she's my childhood friend

>> No.31693566

so without sounding like more of a retard than I already am: how do you post stories on TFT?
I got 2-3 old things to backup from my pastebin that got privated

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I'll cure what ails ya!

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>> No.31694786

>>31693566
You go onto their discord server and talk with the owner.

>> No.31694874

>>31693909
having seen that series, no. if anything she'll accidently make it worse

>> No.31694917

>>31694874
She's a good girl and only wants to help. She just has a questionable view on what's helpful.

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>>31694874
I just want a date with Adorea

>> No.31694956

>>31694917
gotta be fair, several of them were not her falut, like the diet pills and the old people feeding of misery

>> No.31695340

Will KC ever show the god(desses)? Are they married? How would it be to be married to the fallen god?

>> No.31695542

>>31694763
I'd let her eat me. Literally and figuratively speaking

>> No.31695586

>>31695340
>Will KC ever show the god(desses)?
I hope so, I have a huge godess fetish and I don't know why.
>Are they married?
Unconfirmed. Though chances are they are either unmarried or married to [You].
>How would it be to be married to the fallen god?
Would you like to have a brain-shattering orgasm that lasted millennia but also but a single moment so she can do it all over again? To make you have several, simultaneous decade spanning, mind shattering orgasm at ones?
Would you like to feel her love so thick and so oppressive it threatened to suffocate you? even though all she did was hug you?
Could you imagine cumming endlessly all while her womb is taking it all, always filled but never overflowing?

Something like that.

>> No.31696593

Friends.
Chaos Manticore.

>> No.31696744

>>31695340
Speaking of goddesses, how would you feel if you found out if your wife was secretly an avatar being controlled by a goddess.
>ask your wife what she wants for dinner
>seems like she didn't hear you, so you walk up to her
>she looks completely catatonic
>momentarily panic before she snaps back to reality, assuring you that nothing is wrong and that she'd love to have you for dinner~
>unbeknownst to you, she was briefly distracted by goddess business

>> No.31696971

>>31677617
What would happen to a man who drank it?

>> No.31697002

>>31696593
I don't know Davy...

>> No.31697058

>>31687208
Make the fiancé into a unicorn that turns into a bicorn in the first few episodes

>> No.31697093

>>31687499
That’s because she’s as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside

>> No.31697177
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>>31695340
I hope so. I have a fetish for godesses since I saw Eris on Sinbad's movie.

>> No.31697268
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there’s a good female right in front of me. I want to impregnate her and make her have my children

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>>31697177
You're alright, anon.

>> No.31697306

>>31697002
Think about it, anon.
An eldritch abomination paired with nature's perfect rapist. Imagine what that tail could do as you watch it ooze black slime onto your dick.

>> No.31697390

>>31697268
Moth pussy.

>> No.31697417

>>31696744
Slightly concerned, as I can’t even begin to imagine what she’d be a goddess of.

>> No.31697719

>>31697177
>>31697296
With that hair of hers she almost looks like a chaos kejourou

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>>31681487
I probably would

>> No.31697953

>>31697892
Wait a minute.
This bunny has four ears!

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>>31697268
remember to impregnate your children and then their children too

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Year of the cow!

>> No.31698983

>>31698309
That Cow-lim is a good start.

>> No.31699099

>>31697972
>My babies will have plenty of your babies
That's where I draw the line

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>>31698983
Cow-lims come in small sizes too.

>> No.31699301

>>31699229
Only so long as their chest isn't small.
If anything a short cow-lim with a bigger bust would be quite the thing to see.

>> No.31699309

>>31699099
Why? It's hot.

>> No.31699376

>>31698309
>Marune Sabbath suddenly gains lots of new members

>> No.31699380
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Anon who loves Baphomet hypnosis here. If you could choose between Runya, Shiro, or Greilia being corrupted into a a shameless and sexy slut which would you choose?

>> No.31699478

>>31699380
Those three are the best ones so you can't really go wrong.
Grelia would be the hottest in this scenario though.

>> No.31699543

>>31699380
There's loads of shameless sluts in real life, I don't need MGs to do that too.

>> No.31699603

>>31699478
Yeah I have another artist up who does a lot of corruption art with lolis. And all of those three would be hot with corruption.

>> No.31699626

>>31699543
Exactly, (You) should be the one that's corrupted into a shameless slut for MGs.

>> No.31699899

>>31696971
you'd become a chad that gets chased after by lolis

>> No.31700216

>>31699626
Especially if they're on of the weaker\ races or awkward virgins.

>> No.31700271

Wonder how monsters would handle the "for poorer" part of a standard marriage vow, i.e. how they deal with years of blunt poverty. I know as far as MGE goes it's practically impossible for human-monster couples to fall in true need. But maybe in a more realistic setting? MGs are still supernaturally loyal, but all of them need normal food and a roof and there is no magical field that supercharges everything around them.
I imagine despite all the hardships that poverty entails, it would somehow be an odd kind of comfy. Like the motto "a mud hut is paradise with a loved one" come true. Then many years later, with finally acquired wealth the two could recall those days with uncharacteristic nostalgia, like the time when oppressive reality made them lean on each the most and a testament to their bond.
This notion totaaally isn't grounded in reality like, say, a significant chance of me becoming impoverished in the near future. Pff.

>> No.31700435

>>31699380
Shiro, I want to wipe the smug off her face

>> No.31700574

Where can I find the scariest monstergirls and how do I make them fall for me?

>> No.31700622

>>31700574
Undead lands are spooky I guess? The Underdark and the deep sea and the chaos realm too.

>> No.31700749

Give me the Manticore heart pupiling already damnit

>> No.31701002

>>31699626
>a shameless slut for MGs.
Isn’t that most anons in this thread?

>> No.31701051

Gonna go to an MG 'slave market' and buy some chubby ones to make into maids and gaming buddies.

>> No.31701259

>>31699380
>. If you could choose between Runya, Shiro, or Greilia being corrupted into a a shameless and sexy slut which would you choose?
Definitely Runya. She's built for lewd

>> No.31701410

>>31700271
Aside from the fact that the only luxury MGs want is hubby's love, many species could probably sell their own produce for easy income. Spiders and their silk are an obvious example of this and depending on how you define your realistic setting, if MGs were a rarity then even ordinary things like their hair would sell for a lot of money to collectors/researchers.

>> No.31701453

>>31701002
It's more about the demeanor. And I don't know what percentage of this thread is shameful sluts.

>> No.31701540

>>31701453
Define “shameful slut” also did you mean “shameless?”

>> No.31701757

>>31701540
>Define “shameful slut”
What it says, wants to lose to pussy but still pretends he has some dignity when he resists.

>> No.31701774
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Anon can you show me how to operate the VCR so I can watch Bob Ross?

>> No.31701829
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>>31700271
Don't need money when your sandworm waifu is your house. No rent/mortgage, no utilities. Hell, she doesn't even know what money is. She hunts for food. So from her perspective, it's a literal non-issue. But in a non-"mamono mana fixes everything" setting," the burden would be more on you, the husband, particularly when it comes to food. Sure, she can hunt for you too, but that's not gonna be too appetizing. If you want better food, you'd need at least a part-time, minimum wage job. Or maybe your sandworm waifu works as a prospector. She just tunnels around for minerals in the desert, and whatever she digs up, you sell on the market. One cluster of gems would set you up for a long time. There's nothing else you need to worry about really with sandworms. One of the many reasons why they're so perfect!

>> No.31701853

>>31701829
Dude forget prospecting, your wife poops melange

>> No.31701946

>>31700574
Simple.
Find a zombie and tell her stories of terrifying undead monstrosities every night.
Then she'll become one.

>> No.31701951

>>31679626
The couples include but not limited to:
>Vampire + potato farmer
>Holstuar + man with lactose intolerance
>Lizard + coward
>Echidna + man who doesn't like children

>> No.31701953

>>31701853
Not really canon to the MGE universe, but yeah, if that were a thing, then you'd really be setup for the NEET life

>> No.31702016

Humans are made to serve _______

>> No.31702038

>>31701259
Yeah I’m leaning towards Runya or Greilia, both of them are definitely more innocent than Shiro. And seeing Runya as an open slut is hot, same for Greilia.

>> No.31702052

>>31701774
>VCR
>Bob Ross
just how old are people in these threads?

>> No.31702103

>>31702052
Well I'm 28

>> No.31702113

>>31702052
I'm 19 and used a VCR for the longest time.

>> No.31702166
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>>31702038
Nothing better than taking an innocent, shy, conservatively-dressing, little girl with self-esteem issues and turning her into total slut

>> No.31702186

>>31702052
27

Goddamn zoomers

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>>31702016
The undead.

>> No.31702271

>>31702166
I mean her witches want her to be happy. They never said anything about what you do to make her happy.

>> No.31702358

>>31702271
Like turning her mouth into your cock sock?

>> No.31702366

>>31702052
27.

>> No.31702371

>>31702052
Old enough to be one of those balding, fat slobs from those hentai doujins. The kind that should be nowhere near the cute and desirable waifus.

>> No.31702412

>>31702358
Runya and Greilia are far to innocent to be monsters, they need a few mental pushes in the right direction. If they so happen to be sex addicted sluts who hate thinking it doesn’t matter if they’re happy.

>> No.31702416

>>31702371
Hey I may be fat and balding, but...

>> No.31702532

>>31702371
That's the type of people that would be assigned mandatory sabbath kindergarten caretaker duty in MGC

>> No.31702548

>>31702052
Bob Ross was gaining popularity in the 2020s though.

>> No.31702576

>>31702548
what? why?

>> No.31702588

>>31702576
>people are stuck indoors and the world is filled with negativity
I wonder

>> No.31702594

>>31702576
Because even in death, he still paints.

>> No.31702629

>>31702016
straight from the tap

>> No.31703085

>>31702166
As much as I don't dig lolis, somehow they are the one group I can't imagine cheating quite realistically. Not sure if that's due to the extra level of purity and sincerity childhood packs, or they just aren't that represented in NTR doujinshis.

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>> No.31703326

>>31675857
>>31676848
Can't seem to find the source for these.

>> No.31703419

>>31703085
>due to the extra level of purity and sincerity childhood packs
It's this. That's why before the Era of Whores that began a 100 years ago and the age of consent got bumped up to 16-18, men used to marry girls as young as 8. It allowed for an unbreakable bond to form between the girl and her husband, as by all rights, the husband would finish in the raising of girl to womanhood. Loli just harkens back to a time of purity and true relationships that we as a species have enjoyed for nearly our entire existence.

Embrace the cute and funny!
Join your local Sabbath chapter today!

>> No.31703450

>>31703326
its from the reviewers fan volume

>> No.31703505

>>31703450
>it's not on panda

Well that made this easier to find.

What happened to Panda, they were always the best choice for basically everything.

>> No.31703598

Would it help if you told your jealous monster girlfriend/wife that all other women think you're disgusting anyway?

>> No.31703680

>>31703311
Even Chimera are getting in on the action!
The year of the cow truly is a blessing.

>> No.31703717

>>31703598
Telling your wife that she has shit taste is rude

>> No.31703803

>>31702576
This year has been stressful and Bob Ross is very relaxing

>> No.31703864

>>31703803
Don't we have a Bob Ross Yeti?

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>>31703864

>> No.31703973

>>31703959
Excellent, if lacking in pants

>> No.31704042

>>31703959
We need more monster friendly Paladins

>> No.31704102

>>31704042
We need more punaldin paladins, can you imagine the amount of monstergirls into being 'slayed all night long'

>> No.31704128

Some artists idea of "a long queue time" is really weird.
When I hear that, I'm thinking like a week+, or even over a month.
Not two days.
God damn some artists are really quick.

>> No.31704209

>>31704128
They tell you long queue time so you're not shocked when it actually takes a while.
Sometimes they surprise themselves.

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>>31703419
You know what's even better than marrying a loli? A Tongyangxi marriage with a monster girl. It's a Chinese tradition where families would adopt a girl and arrange her for marriage with their son, while they were both prepubescent. You'd grow up together as siblings, and then marry your sister. There's nothing more pure and intimate than the bond between a brother and a sister!

>> No.31704853

>>31703311
I want the one on the left to give me a titjob

>> No.31704931

>>31704539
t. only child

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>> No.31705058

>>31702052
33 in three months.

>> No.31705096

>>31705058
Oh ancient magus, what wisdom can we gleam from you this day?

>> No.31705124

>>31705096
Journey not to seek death, but to live your life to the fullest.

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>>31705124
No die, life bar full!

>> No.31705206

>>31704539
t. only child

>> No.31705243

>>31705046
Lady you're not wearing any pants!

>> No.31705249

>>31704209
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Still feels pretty wired, but a good kind of wired.

>> No.31705313

>>31705243
Those won't be necessary

>> No.31705326

>>31705203
Also, be kind, rewind. 2-For-1 specials on Tuesdays. Large adult entertainment special in the back.

>> No.31705360

>>31705326
This is a Men in Black 2 reference, isn't it?

>> No.31705370

>>31704539
t. only child

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>>31705360

>> No.31705463
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31705463

Do any of you like the idea of monsterizing human female captives?

>> No.31705651

>>31705463
Of course.
Its something I'd do 100%

>> No.31705695

>>31705463
Yeah but I like to pretend it's consensual

>> No.31705717

>>31702052
Over 30, bellow 35 and want to fuck a familiar.

>> No.31705752

>>31705326
Blockbuster Video offers a great selection of restricted movies, inappropriate for viewers under 17, and provides computerized enforcement.You decide what kind of videos you want to watch, and Blockbuster Video enforces your wishes.

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>>31687929

>> No.31705823

The ideal age gap between manamo and man is in the triple digits

>> No.31705994

>>31705823
I think I'd rather die than live to be 108 non.

>> No.31706003

>>31705823
And the ideal height gap is two feet.

>> No.31706013

>>31704539
>There's nothing more pure and intimate than the bond between a brother and a sister!
As a brother to a sister, I can confirm that this is absolutely false.

Now growing up with and marrying a childhood best friend, that's pure kino.
I almost had this IRL. I was so close to a girl that lived across the street from me as a kid. We did everything together. Went to school together. Everything. From toddler to middle school. We kissed. Then I moved away, and her and her parents left the state. Never saw her again. Can't find her on social media. I always think what if.

>> No.31706129 [SPOILER] 
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>The portals open
>Get an email offering 20,000 for a free first-class flight to not!Egypt
Would you accept?

>> No.31706134

>>31705463
Yes.

>> No.31706180

>>31706129
20,000 what?
Also no because it’s clearly a scam

>> No.31706215

>>31706180
Dolars

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>>31705463
What else is my wife meant to do with the adventurers she keeps locked in the dungeon?
Checkers?

>> No.31706231

>>31706129
I want to live norf of the tropics, so no.

>> No.31706248
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Snakes, repulsive creatures...

>> No.31706324

>>31706129
I'd do a mail order husband thing to hook myself up with an anubis

>> No.31706341

>>31706129
>Would you accept?
Yep, and I'm gonna run naked out into the dunes the first chance I get, only wearing shoes to not burn my feet, to get devoured by a sandworm. Gonna use the money to buy a pair of Tanukisoft Sandworm-proof gaming laptops, and set the rest back to pay for MT&T internet monthly.

>> No.31706368

>>31706217
Ransom them?

>> No.31706396
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>>31706368
She doesn't lack for money, Anon. Or is there something else she'll get paid in?

>> No.31706500

>>31706396
How does she have money at all?
Camwhoring?
It’s not like they turn into a Wight and then a loaded castle poofs into existence behind them.

>> No.31706516

>>31706396
frenship and clay, something nobles always have to worry about.

>> No.31706548

>>31706516
That sounds pretty nice.

>> No.31706624

>>31706217
This doesn't have much to do with anything but I like to think undead nobility still use the makeup with arsenic, mercury and lead like the victorian era but since they're dead it works great.

>> No.31706626

>>31702052
29, Sabbathfag but only a dabbler in reality. Guess I have another year before proper wizardry.

>> No.31706776

>>31706624
This sounds like a recipe for disaster when her living monstergirl noble friends come over for a makeover

>> No.31706918

>>31705463
That's a big no-no for me, you'd be fueling anti-mg sentiments and in extreme cases it would be basically character murder. If they are some kind of horrible criminals, let them rot in jail until they decide to take the monsterpill themselves.

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>> No.31707190
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I love valks!

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>>31679247
Call her cousin to help me "purify" her

>> No.31707453

>>31707197
I'm sure some mammy bammy could fix her face.

>> No.31707501

>>31706626
Wizardry isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>> No.31707695

>>31705463
I prefer to give them the choice of eventually succumbing to ambient succubus mana or choosing to monsterize to a species of their choosing (within capability, you can't choose to be a Lilim and it is very unlikely you can become a Bapho or other powerful races).

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>>31706129
I would go tomb raiding without any financial incentives.

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>>31684508
You have good taste

>> No.31707848

>>31687011
>The Terror
Every single man gets ice elemental/bear spirit waifus and the married ones go home safe
Hickey gets thrown overboard early on

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>No gallery to view stuff

Good thing I saved a bunch of times I guess.

>> No.31708055

>>31707709
no bobtail tho

>> No.31708073

>>31705046
Always interesting to see the high-level versions of fairly mundane species

>> No.31708429

I just had a dream where I was Lilith shit was wild

>> No.31708463

>>31708429
Now it's time for /mgt/'s favorite game, find that comma!

>> No.31708897

>>31707954
You refer to this one >>31706248 ? Just how amateurish that game is, looks clunky even for something outta RPGMaker.

>> No.31708991

>>31708897
It's competent enough. It's not really about the RPG portion of the game though.

Does have sound and stuff though.

>> No.31709116

What would a radical faction Holst be like?

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>>31687011
>Matrix
Huh

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>>31705463
Nah, I prefer natural born monstergirls 100%.

>> No.31709310

>>31687011
>The death of superman

Would be interesting to have a lilim as super man. Lex Luthor can stay as is but just make him the grand master of the Order or something.
The rest of the justice league is different monster girls depending on who they are.
Good stuff all around.
>The last fight is basically a overly lewd catfight

>> No.31709322

Bratty lolis like nachos or young hellhounds are for full nelsoning in front of a mirror

>> No.31709332

>>31706129
There's a lot of men going to get disappeared by organ harvesters by shit like this.

>> No.31709371

>>31709116
She owns a bakery with pastries that eventually monsterize the women that eat them, or she runs a farm where women learn to be wonderful cows.

>> No.31709376

>>31709310
And I want batman to stay as a guy just so he's the only male league member but shows no interest in any of the girls.

>> No.31709399

>>31687011
>Jurassic Park
Dino girls.

>> No.31709556

>>31707707
Pretty smuh for basically looking like a midget

>> No.31709557

>>31709332
>Men die from organ harvesters
There's now plenty of men for the undead.

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>>31709399

>> No.31709587

>>31709557
Or they just rot in shallow graves, since there's no monstergirls around. Be wary of 'travel' scams, Anon.

>> No.31709677

>>31709587
Wisps travel far and wide.

>> No.31709734

>>31709558
>tail under skirt instead of through a hole or over the skirt
Do they do this on purpose?

>> No.31709740

>>31709556
She's not a midget, she's a short stack.

>> No.31709759

>>31709740
So a midget with big tits.

>> No.31709799

>>31709734
Custom clothes are expensive.

>> No.31709825

>>31709759
No, a midget with fat tits

>> No.31709867

>>31709799
So how do they hide their pantsu?

>> No.31709888

>>31709867
Just don't look.

>> No.31710083
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>>31709888
Why don't they just wear spats?

>> No.31710119

>>31710083
it only increases erotic potential

>> No.31710132

>>31709558
Where's the full uncropped picture?

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>>31710083
>>31710119
And that's a problem why?

>> No.31710153

>>31710083
Their sharp claws will rip them up.

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Could you handle an Echidna wife anon?

>> No.31710455

>>31710394
They have too many gimmicks I have no appreciation for. I'm better suited to another snake

>> No.31710511
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>>31710394
Ten is a good number.

>> No.31710524

>>31710394
Kek, what's this from?

>> No.31710583

>>31710394
My main fetish is monster girls and impregnation, so anything below current number of children+1 is not enough.

>> No.31710637

>>31709273
cute chicks

>> No.31710693

>>31710394
I could handle a milf snek if other things like money and housing are already covered.

>> No.31710705

>>31710511
I want 7 to step on me.

>> No.31710753

>>31710511
I want to step on 7

>> No.31710803

>>31710511
Would marry 4.

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>>31710693
Echidna are loaded anon.

>tricking heroes into invading her dungeons with promises of loot

>> No.31710875

>>31710511
I want number 9 to give me a thigh pillow

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