/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in a strange mansion in a daze, the last thing you remember was the smell of chloroform.

You leave your room to explore the mansion. The place seems to be deserted, the only people you found was nine other individuals similarly kidnapped. These nine are:
Arcueid Brunestud
Anonymous Jones
!Nipaa0mi0
ZUN!bar
White Ren
Pygmalion
Remilia Scarlet
Hong meiling
Investment Banker

The only other object of interest you find was an enormous painting of an elegantly dressed meido-san in the main hall.

The ten of you split up to explore the surrounding, by dusk everyone came back with the same conclusion – the mansion is on an island and there’s no way off.

Your group discover a full meal for ten set out in the dining room, at least you won’t go hungry for now.

After dinner, being all social outcasts, the ten of you all decide to retire to your individual rooms. To your surprise there’s a laptop there connected to an unknown wireless connection. From the tripfag posts on /jp/, you figured that everyone else also managed to find a laptop.

You wake up the afternoon the next day, after spending all day on /jp/ only to hear a scream – Nipaa have found Investment Banker dead in his room with a knife to his back. He’s still holding his penis in his cold dead hands with CP on his screen.

Arcueid immediately points to you as the murderer, she points out that everyone’s trip was still available in the achieve, so only you could have done it.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Nipaa killed Investment Banker so he could steal his CP collection

[Anonymous No.]

I'm anonymous. It's impossible to isolate me from the collective.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill everyone else then myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148817
I go look up the archieve and find this exact thread. I point out the time of the post and how it was right before when Investment Banker died, judging by the state of his /jp/ tab.

Then I told them Meido-san did it

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I never leave my house. No magic can change that.

[Anonymous No.]

I am actually Arcueid without a tripcode.

[Anonymous No.]

FAGGOTS!!!!. persuade the mother fuckers with cp, then proceed to lure one at a time to an isolated locale to kill them starting with Arcueid. The psychological bullshit they go through will be lulz worthy.
Also, make sure you get friendly with the "weaker" tripfags ensuring their loyalties to you when the smarter ones suspect you again.

[Anonymous No.]

Confess that I'm the killer.

THE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148851
Funny, that's exactly what Jones would say to cover for Arcueid.

You two are together aren't you!

[None !Fa/g/mUz1. No.]

[✔] Begin strangling each of them

[Anonymous No.]

Arc = Jones = White Ren = Sion

[Anonymous No.]

Judge Wargrave did it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think it's Arcueid, she hates anonymous (made obvious here) and always want to change them somehow, probably into tripfag.

I don't think it's Nipaa either, he likes loli so would probably be on good terms with Investment Banker.

If i were to guess I say it's Pygmalion

[Anonymous No.]

Proclaim in gold that I am not the killer.

[Anonymous No.]

It was me, so what?
*cackle*

[Lyin !v7YNS/isK2 No.]

>Nipaa have found Investment Banker dead in his room with a knife to his back. He’s still holding his penis in his cold dead hands with CP on his screen.

Why did I laugh at this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148817
Who the fuck would pay any attention to Arcueid?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to imagine the kind of witch summoned by the sacrifice of this sorry bunch.

She'd probably be the ultimate NEET and be really pissed because her peace is disturbed. Within months the mansion would flood with shit because she can't be bothered with going to toilet or even cleaning it with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking tripfags.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3148825
No! I don't fap to CP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148958
Sure bro, I believe you.

[Alicia Melchiott !ALICia.JPo No.]

>>3148958
>nipaa
>not a pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148958
>!Nipaa0mi0.
>I don't fap to CP

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3148979
I only fap to cartoon children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148958
LIAR!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148996
Would you accept that from a fag? "I'm not gay, I only fap to cartoon guys". It's obviously rooted from your pedophilic desires. You might as well just admit it and go out and rape some children.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148958

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3149014
Whatever happened to the "3D pig disgusting" mentality Anonymous once had?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149014
you fap to porn, you must be a rapist hurr

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149027
It's just a meme. No one really believes that.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3149034
I do. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149027
Originally I figured it wasn't you Nipaa, but your over reaction to accusation of CP makes me think you have something to hide

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149027
2D IS LEGION XD

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3149044
Maybe I just panic easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149027

>Whatever happened to the "3D pig disgusting" demeanor Anonymous once had?

fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149032
What does fapping to porn have to do with rape? The best you can connect it to is voyeurism.

[Regev !!wm7G+7LJNDB No.]

[x]I blame Burzum, the 11th person on the Island

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149054
why are you asking me? ask the guy i replied to

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3149056
Good idea. I bet none of us know how to handle knives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149051
OR MAYBE YOU'RE GUILTY!!!
Come on say it I AM GilLLL-TEEE...

[Anonymous No.]

What a big surprise! I am surrounded by tripfags. I guess there's only one thing left to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Which episode are you guys talking about in this thread? Maybe I should just avoid all Umineko threads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149083
Beato dies.

[Anonymous No.]

Having proved your innocence (although without a very solid evidence, since you know, anonymous is legions and all), the group decided to stop pointing fingers at each other and try to escape.

Investment Banker’s body have been moved to the mansions freezer, in case the magical food that appears every meal time stopped appearing. The rest of the day is spent trying to construct a raft. Unfortunately since the tripfags are all lazy fucks, it’s up to you to do all the hard work. By the end of the day you managed to cut down just one useable log.
Everyone seems pretty quite tonight on /jp/, or maybe they’re all posting without trip. Jones started a thread about umineko pointing out all the evidences that point to witches existing, maybe he’s trying to say something.

Next morning, you woke up and wondered off to the dining room for breakfast, as you open the door to the main hall you see the body of Hong meiling nailed to the wall under the painting of the Meido-san with countless knives. Next to her body, written on the wall in her blood are the words:
“The maid did it!”

What do you do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149108
rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

Go in the woods alone
Find the secret house
Become the next meido
Save /jp/ from the shitposting and the tripfags

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Oh crap. We are defenseless when time is stopped. We are all going to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149054
>>3149060
But you can connect yaoi to faggotry, and lolicon to pedophilia. You can't connect porn to rape at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149108
Get the body down ---> is it female? --> Yes? ----> Proceed with necrophilia love makin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149108
How can we be sure it's her blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149120
but you like women so
>You might as well just admit it and go out and rape some women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149129
The last part was a joke, faggot. I'm very aware pedophilia =/= child molestation. It's still pedophilia, though.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Guys remember Umineko. All we need to do is stay as a group and we'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149119
Get A Hold Of Yourself Man!!!
We'll pull through..it'll be alright...just..just think POSITIVE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Hong meiling
>countless knives
>“The maid did it!”

>a thread about umineko pointing out all the evidences that point to witches existing

FUCK YOU JONES, FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happens, I believe !Nipaa0mi0. is innocent.

Arcueid is the culprit, as anybody could post with the trip assuming they knew it. That's not an alibi at all.

ZUN!bar will die next because he does not like Umineko shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149108
Alert everyone of the crisis and spend the rest of the day with everyone inside the magical food room.

[Anonymous No.]

>ZUN!bar will die next because he does not like Umineko shenanigans.

What does ZUN!bar think of Hong meiling i wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148817
I'm the murderer.

I do it with small bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149150
Arc is innocent that bitch is just paranoid, that trip will die in 3 more round

BELIEVE IT!!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather not doubt my /jp/ bros

Witches did it

[Anonymous No.]

The group spends the next day hiding in the dining room for safety. The food that kept appearing appeared again, you saw it exactly as it happened – in one instant the table is full of dirty dishes and leftovers, the next a fully laid out meal was there. You were somewhat disappointed by the lack of golden butterflies.

Next morning, you stir from your sleep by the sound of footsteps, you saw from your sleepy eyes Remilia Scarlet running off to the toilet, well at least she’s not a bed wetter. You go back to sleep where you had a vivid dream of steamy hatesex between Kaguya and Mokou.

It was much later when the group discovered that she never returned. After searching the mansion, White Ren managed to find a pile of ash on a toilet seat. A ray of sunlight beams into the room. On the walls written in the black ash are the words:

“Death to the Dead Apostles!”

What do you do now?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARC/TlcVLo No.]

Reducing troll posters is always awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Accuse Remilia Scarlet of being to true culprit. She didn't disappear! She''s actually just hiding from the shadows and waiting until another person strays of from the group. As long as her corpse is not found, the possibility of my theory being right still exists.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Remilia wasn't a Dead Apostle so this is obviously a trick. Let's find a hat-stand ant turn it into an improvised spear in case she attacks us.

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta admit that OP has bad writing skills.
Suddenly there is an objective that we are given from somewhere unknown makes no sense.
If you split up, how do you all find a dining room?
How can there be a knife in his back if he has a hand on his penis. I mean he should be on his back.
(The only post I've read so far is the OP)

[Anonymous No.]

Arcueid killed Remilia with small bombs
The bomb was incendiary

[Anonymous No.]

I cook some fucking spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>How can there be a knife in his back if he has a hand on his penis

I say Jones killed Investment Banker, then placed his corpse in that pose, ditto Hong meiling.

Remilla i'm not sure, but all if my theory is true, all other evidence (such as what's on Investment Banker's laptop screen at the time of death) could be planted and are thus unreliable

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149423
So your theory is that there is a 11th person(2ch) and his motive is hate?
Also, when did they exactly find the painting.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck did you put hong meiling among those retards ? He is a good guy

[Anonymous No.]

I wait until the small bombs I fed them in the food they found explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149448
Let me correct my post.
You may be right that one of them is the killer.

The fact that the food appeard can be simply explained by drugging them.
Since it was a close room they probably dozed of from some gas and then were given "delayed adrenalin shots" which would awaken them all together at the same time.
Or a theory from some Lupin the 1st books, there is a mechanism that puts the food on the table from below it. It is not as if they were looking at it always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149290
Examine picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149488
You examine the picture, it seems to be the same as when you first found it. But you get this creepy feeling there's some small differences you've missed.

You look very close and seem to notice that the courner of Meido-san's mouth are curled up slightly. You are fairly certain that this wasn't there when you first arrived.

No one else seems to notice this difference. Arcueid is eyeing you strangely now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149538
The picture was switched.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

Tripfags don't exist

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

I extract mitochondrial DNA from the pile of ash and hair from the bed Remilia slept on, sequence them and compare the sequences. Do they match?

[Anonymous No.]

I make an alliance with !Nipaa0mi0, under the Banner of Rika.

Best to have people you trust.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>3149567
Good idea.A fellow lover of Rika could never commit a crime such as murder. (Statutory rape is another matter of course.)