/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, the odd time when you do have to interact with normal human beings, how do you do it (given that you are all asocial shut-ins)?

I personally have a difficult time conversing with others (genuinely anyway) unless it is on a topic of interest to me (not necessarily anything /jp/ related).

What are some good ways to keep a conversation going?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't try to converse, generally, unless they talk to me and I just answer normally. I'm not socially awkward or anything, just usually disinterested.

[Anonymous No.]

I usually try to wrap up the conversation as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Just keep asking them stuff, and let them do all the talking, then nod your head and say "yeah" periodically

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even talk properly with my parents. Feels bad, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147771
OP here

Believe it or not, many people don't enjoy this. Although I guess people with ASSBURGERS don't realise that they are annoying the person they are questioning.

>>3147746
>I'm not socially awkward or anything, just usually disinterested.

Hmm...this is me pretty much. I'm not sure if the lack of interest is a cause of depression or just that most people really are boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147753
Yeah this. I've had people tell me that I say weird things when I think it's perfectly normal so I try not to say much.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

I try to find a common interest, or barring that, talking about mundane topics like the news and weather.

[Anonymous No.]

I put my normalfag mask on.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really mind conversation if I'm approached, but I rarely try and seek it. I hate when there's an awkward pause when they want me to carry the conversation and I don't want to say anything further. Although I'm really polite to the point where I get weird looks sometimes so sometimes I have to act rude because it's easier than being asked "why do you say thanks all the time?" Sometimes I feel like the only person in the room with any manners.

[Anonymous No.]

Bitch about your lack of relationships, it's surprisingly normalfag thing to do.
except you know, they complain about being lonely between relationships, you complain because you've never experienced a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

Porn, Talk about porn, everyone's interested in porn. If the conversation gets awkward talk about hentai, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147822
Heeeey bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147795
Do non-annoying questions.

"So, then what happened?"
"Really?"
"I wonder why."
"Is that so?"
Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell the person you like them and then invite them to sleep with your sister. It's what all normal people do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147874
Third normalfag mask suggestion
Once at uni I was chatting with this guy, then his girlfriend comes in. He turn to her, point at her and goes "tits or GTFO".

I then offered him the secret 4chan handshake, which he took up.

Spies like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147822
So talk about football and screwing nubile women?

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever someone says anything related to 4chan I just ignore it or feign ignorance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147879
This does work well, but then a problem arises when that topic is finished.

Eventually he/she will run out of topics quickly (given that you aren't adding a lot) and with you being unable to start a topic just gives the whole time an awkward feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

I have huge problems with this, because I'm still in high school (yeah, I'm underage, so what?). Fucking teachers with their damn orientations and icebreakers and shit like that. Anyways, thanks to that, I've found that the best way to carry a conversation is to just fake interest and knowledge using what little you might know. Like if the topic is about music, you could say you're a fan of Hannah Montana. That'll get the conversation going, though maybe not in a favorable direction. But you get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147958
But if you are talking to an elementary student, that might be a positive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147958

Wait until you get to college orientation, one week of pure hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147958
>I'm underage

Post reported. Your kind isn't welcome around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147911
You can't do that, that will make things worse. Especially if they're the meme spouting type. It's better to just ask them about it, and then when they try to explain, say you don't understand what the fuck they're trying to talk about then change the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147973
I will be in that situation in just a few weeks.

Any tips, bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147973
I don't think that's actually mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147993

It was for me, but only because I lived in the dorms. ┐('～`；)┌

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3147973
My college orientation was rather pleasant, since they focused more on making sure you know the school so well that you can identify where all of the water fountains are, plus stuffing you full of free food and free performances (comedy, music, etc) that are actually good.

[Anonymous No.]

I try not to socialize much, I can't talk to new people at all, I also get really dense around people, which means I can't really talk well, since my brain kind of goes haywire around others.
It's impossible for me to keep a conversation going unless we speak about something that interests both of us.
If I'm forced to speak to someone, then I can easily handle it, I'm not scared of people, I just don't know how to act around them.
I'm so thankful that I have a few friends around me so that I can quench my socializing thirst whenever I want.
Thanks to them I can make new friends sometimes, I made one yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147973
>>3148035
>>3148034

Go back to /b/, ignorant normalfaggots. This board is NEET only; your relationship faggotry, baseless claims of superiority or boasting about clubbing, drinking or sluts isn't welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

Finding a mutual topic seems to be the hardest part.

The weather is easy (if you ever go outside), but won't fill that much dead space.

Talking about sports seems to work for a lot of people, but unless you genuinely find them interesting, you'd have to study up and fake it.

You could also try reading the news and talking about current events.

I guess it boils down to this: study up on the things normalfags are interested in, and you can pretend to be one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Do people really talk about the weather? Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148074
Why not? It's a non offensive topic and it's something both people are currently experiencing.

[Anonymous No.]

I just let them do the talking unless we're talking about something that really interests me.
With relatives etc. I can get on easily since everynody knows that I have been shy and quiet my whole life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147992

Find some faggot that looks even more unwilling to be there and hang out with him.

>>3148071
エェェ(´д｀)ェェエ

[Anonymous No.]

Wow man it's windy right now.
Yeah you said it.
Hope it's not like this tomorrow. Hey we might even have a hurricane lol!

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148072
That's really fucking pointless, why bother having friends if you need to pretend around them, people like that can't even be called friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148098
tell him hurricane only develop over warm open waters near the equator over the Atlantic or eastern Pacific oceans

Western pacific cyclones are called typhoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148128
Well, no, we're actually talking about situations where we're forced to be around people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148128
You don't have friends to enjoy spending time with them, you get friends to get jobs and advance your career and whatnot. No friends, no job. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148074
Of course not, it doesn't even work in manga.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148074
Yeah. It goes something like this: (translated to English for your convenience)
"Oh, it's raining."
"Yeah, I got a bit wet."
"It also rained a bit last night."
"Maybe there's a typhoon again?"
"Didn't hear anything about it. I hope it's sunny later."
"Yeah. Makes it easier to dry clothes."

[Anonymous No.]

I just let them do the talking unless we're talking about something that really interests me.
With relatives etc. I can get on easily since everybody knows that I have been shy and quiet my whole life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148146
But some people like rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148128
It's more a way to deal with strangers and minor aquantences.

Usually you'll have some shared interests to talk about with actual friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148150
If someone started to talk to me about something like that, I don't think I could last very long before punching them in the face or just walking away mid-sentence

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148159
That's a conversation I had a few days ago. Weather is so easy to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148150
That doesn't work over here in California...
"Wow, it's really sunny today."
"Yeah, it sure is."
"It was sunny yesterday, too."
"Yeah."
"Why is it so hot?!?"
"Dunno."
"..."
"..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148137
You can just ignore people, it's really easy, I don't want to be around people I don't know.
>>3148140
The people you don't enjoy being around can not be called friends, acquaintances at best.
I know what friends are from experience, I do have some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148171
No, acquaintances are people you just know. Friends are people you manipulated into furthering your goals.

[Anonymous No.]

Small talk is best answered by unrelated excerpts from Wikipedia.

"...Nice weather, huh? "
"Colony collapse disorder (or CCD) is a phenomenon in which worker bees from a beehive or European honey bee colony abruptly disappear. While such disappearances have occurred throughout the history of apiculture, the term colony collapse disorder was first applied to a drastic rise in the number of disappearances of Western honey bee colonies in North America in late 2006"

Memorize a few articles and you'll be good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148071
Good god. You people whine about being losers and when someone tells you how to stop being one, you bitch at them. No wonder nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wear headphones all the time, cuts down on most extraneous conversation. Plus even if you hear the person you can pretend that your music was too loud and ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148192
I thought we brag about being losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148180
I guess you have no friends, since you obviously have no idea what you're talking about, or other than that, just have different values than me.
My friends are my friends, nothing more, nothing less, I enjoy being around them, I have good times with them, I don't use them, no one should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148197
I guess. I avoid being people's friends because I'm worried about being used or betrayed.

[NewFriend !zkraGArAss No.]

"awkward silence" doesn't really phase me. If you look comfortable and relaxed not talking then usually the other party will try to strike up a conversation. If I must absolutely talk, then I'll most likely discuss some hot topic issues that is currently on the news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148203
If someone betrays you, or uses you, you can just tell them to go fuck themselves, or knock their teeth out, whatever suits your fancy.
You should never fear the pain of life, it's something you have to embrace, otherwise you can get nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148209
>look comfortable and relaxed

Nevermind, then.

[Anonymous No.]

I usually start arguing about random subjects. Its really entertaining and normalfags are easy to win with simple techniques..

[NewFriend !zkraGArAss No.]

>>3148188
IRL Wikispam, almost on par with trolling republifags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148213
>You should never fear the pain of life, it's something you have to embrace, otherwise you can get nowhere.

If that wasn't so long, I'd say it needed one of those wolf sign thingies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3147993

They usually are.

We couldn't get our IDs unless we attended both days.

Luckily, ours was pretty short (despite all the long speeches).

[Anonymous No.]

I like to talk about soft,non-polarizing subjects, like that black professor that got arrested for breaking into his own home by a white cop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148192
>You people whine about being losers

Losers? Do you seriously think that spending your youth doing things you don't like, surrounded by people you don't like and being forced to obey hollow, worthless social conventions in a bid for acceptance by others makes you "successful?" Lol. In any case, bravo to you, for having spoken like a true, pseudo-intellectual normalfag.

Also see
>baseless claims of superiority

>No wonder nobody likes you.
No one likes you either; they simply reciprocate the same level of superficial amity you show to them in case they ever need your help, as doing that costs them nothing. Enjoy your self deception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148188
I lol'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148237
That's fine, but toilets are useful. Use them. It won't try to talk to you or anything. At least I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148231
Mine wasn't mandatory at all.

All you did was engage in stupid ice breaker activities in between campus touring and information presentations. You got to register for classes, but it's possible to do it online later. The ID you could pick up any time after school starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148237
Wow, you're a huge fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148237
Your butthurt is amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148237
I wish I could hug you, Anonymous. You always say it better than I ever could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148291
When it happens in real life, it's called bitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148158
>Usually you'll have some shared interests to talk about with actual friends.

Do you need shared interests to have a friend?

There is one person I hang out with quite a bit, but often there are long periods of silence. I am not sure if the periods of silence are awkward or not, but we continue to be in each others company.

Is this considered a friend?

Fuck, I doubt/question too many simple things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148254
... I'll post this again for your convenience.

If we assume that you use the toilet at least twice a day and that you spend ~3 minutes per trip, you're wasting 36 hours a year sitting on the can.

In that amount of time, you could clear 1-2 short VNs, practice a Touhou game to mastery, masturbate at least 20 times and/or finish 3-6 anime series.

There's absolutely no reason to use the toilet unless you're a normalfaggot who cares about the approbation of his peers or a feebleminded milquetoast brainwashed into believing in the importance of following the valueless dictates of the ignorant. In any case, neither of the aforementioned groups have a place in /jp/, they need to get out unless they learn to defecate in their pants and piss on the floor like a true NEET or to shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148279
I am a huge faggot, but at least I'm not a huge normalfaggot like you.

>>3148291
U mad?

[Anonymous No.]

You people need fucking psychiatric help. seriously. Believe it or not, there are a lot of legitimately nice, friendly people out there. And I am incredibly, incredibly sorry none of you will ever know the joy of loving and being loved in return.

And I don't even mean in a romantic sense. I love my regular friends, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148317
You have all the time in the world, why are you pacing yourself? That's what normalfags do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148330
The majority of people here are asocial, not anti-social you retarded faggot.

Learn the difference between the two.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, you've got to stop this obsession with virginity.

I speak as a female anon first and foremost. You'll never find a female virgin above the age of 18, it's unreasonable to expect a girl to wait that long, it's unreasonable to expect ANYONE to wait that long. But I think any girl who waited until prom night deserves at least some respect, there are more opportunities to have sex as a girl so you're turning down guys literally all the time. On top of that, sex is more of a temptation to us because it feels better for a girl than it does for a guy, especially if the guy you're having sex with is experienced. So in many ways it's not just unreasonable socially, it's biologically unreasonable too and it's being unreasonable to any future partner who has had sex because you're not going to be able to pleasure her that effectively because you've been hung up on outdated ideas of purity. There are still good girls out there who have had sex, there are good girlfriend material girls out there who have even had a few flings (everyone makes mistakes, don't be so harsh and hold people to insane standards), so go out there and look, work on yourself and maybe you can get one! I'm just trying to help you guys you know. Because I too know what it's like to be ronery (I only had my first boyfriend when I was 18 and was single all before that).

Oh well, maybe you'll ignore and flame me, but femanon here, signing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148330
I'm not sure who this is aimed at, most people here aren't claiming they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148317
This thread is going to turn ugly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148341
/jp/edos should convert to Islam and then the virginity/purity of your future waifu is almost (but not always) guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148337
Asociality is a negative symptom frequently observed in schizophrenia patients. It is characterised by an inability to feel intimacy with, or to form close relationships with others.


[edit] See also

* Delusion

>see also: delusion

>see also: delusion

>see also: delusion
>see also: delusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148341
What's so unreasonable about it?

Oh. Now that I've read the rest of the post, hurrrr durrrr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148341
Sugoi nee-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148332
Purging the normalfaggotry from your schedule =/= pacing yourself.

I merely listed those examples as a reference for how much time vain normalfaggots and their ilk waste each year solely for the sake of appearances.

As a true NEET, I can happily say that I live each day in a carefree, unfettered manner according to my own foppery and whim. Schedules don't exist in my reckoning.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah man, social norms are for butthurt normal fags. I just raped and killed a 12 year old and I am eating her intestines. They taste fucking delicious. Only butthurt normal fags brainwashed into conforming to social norms don't rape and kill at least one pre-teen a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148362
I need you to tell me in explicit detail. How do you deal with your bodily wastes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148197
>My friends are my friends
>I don't use them, no one should.
>I enjoy being around them
You do use them, for entertainment/amusement. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148341

Why are femanons so different from us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148351
Because you are unable to read other people's thoughts, claiming you know people are just trying to manipulate you would be a delusion. There's nothing wrong with be cautious, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148369
My wife ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148379
Too much caution just leads to a life of "I would ofs" and "I could ofs."

I know it sounds cliche, but there's a life beyond touhou and animus, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148371
I have left behind such worldly concerns upon reaching NEET nirvana.

[Anonymous No.]

>(everyone makes mistakes, don't be so harsh and hold people to insane standards)

That's fucking retarded, if you had even a little bit of self-control, these "mistakes" wouldn't happen.
It's like you people are slaves to your lust, it disgusts me to no end.
No excuses are valid here, there is only one reason in the world why I would ever have sex, it's up to you to guess what the reason is.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not normally converse with humans as I am not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell are people replying to stale copypasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148392
Do you talk to your dolls/figures instead, pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148377
When you say using someone then it's usually meant in a negative light, but I guess you're right in a way, it's fun to be around them, and I feel rather good around them, so I'm pretty much using them for my own comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148384
You stupid fucking vain normalfag. Do you know how many intestines you waste a year by not eating them?

Let's assume you pass one 12 year old a day. With each twelve year old having about two courses worth of intestines, plus the rape, that's three per 12 year old.

At 7 days in a week, that's 21 very enjoyable things you've wasted a week. At 56 weeks in a year, that's 1092 very enjoyable things wasted a year.

All because you've been brainwashed into social norms. Rape and kill a twelve year old right now, and I gurantee you won't go back to your boring, normalfag life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148387
It's "would have" and "could have".

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148400
Yes, along with my pets and myself.

My fantasies are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148369
You're retarded, while we don't behave like society wants us to, we do have common sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148408
I could of punched you in the throat for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148406
I can't tell if he is trolling or not.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148341
I speak as a femtripfag, and I think that striving for an ideal is better than giving in to pressure. Yeah, there are good girls out there that aren't virgins anymore. But it's not unreasonable to wait. Don't be so impatient throwing away your virginity, you only have one and it's not coming back (most of the time).

[Anonymous No.]

Am I a normalfag if I have friends on MMOs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148406
Hey, retard, when somebody calls a 12yo their wife, he ain't a normalfag. He's a bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148411
What common sense? Common sense is just for weaklings too vain not to seize life to it's fullest. Tell me, have you ever, once in your life, bit into an intestine? No? Then stop being such a butthurt normal fag. I am the only true neet around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148388
I think you're just making stuff up, human waste collects bacteria, which leads to health problems. Sure, it starts off as sterile, but if you leave it there for a week it isn't going to be. You're likely one of those "NEETs" who talk the talk, but don't walk the walk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148330
>psychiatry

Enjoy your enforced conformity to social mores masquerading as medicine.

It's obvious that giving insecure or morally deficient people Valium because they claim depression can't cause any problems at all, right?

...Right?

>Major Depressive Disorder is the leading cause of disability in the U.S. for ages 15-44.3
>Major depressive disorder affects approximately 14.8 million American adults, or about 6.7 percent of the U.S. population age 18 and older in a given year.

>http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/the-numbers-count-mental-disorders-in-america/index..
shtml#MajorDepressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148420
A normal fag is anyone too stupid and self-absorbed not to enjoy a good intestine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148415
Stop replying to obvious, old copypasta. Jesus.

If you're not sure in future, check the archive or Google.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you all for posting in this shitty thread.

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148412
I bet you could have but you will not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148415
Are you a lesbian Arisa?

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148429
Sorry, I've been away for a few months.

Also, alt-tabbing, no google for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148433

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148415
>good girls
Then let's just play with Sanae, but in what game? UFO or Soku?? FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148426
Exactly. Psychiatrists label me a psychopath. There's a warrent for my arrest in every state in the union and mexico.

And yet I live on. Just more butthurt normal fags trying to stop me from enjoying my rape and cannibalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148426
But without psychology, how would I get money from ADA?

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148439
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148460
Lesbians don't count as real girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148424
The person to whom you responded isn't me, though his answer is a good indication of my sentiments. Nevertheless, I'll humor you.

You've obviously never pursued the NEET path, otherwise you would know that piss is quite sterile. Pissing on the floor won't negatively impact your health in any way assuming that you don't also defecate on the floor. Considering that its more convenient to defecate in your underwear or chair anyway, there's no reason to use the floor.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148468
But, but...I like skirts and frilly things ;_;

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

I just got my first girlfriend. I feel a mixture of useful and pathetic right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148460
Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148473
What about the smell, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148428
What's there to say he isn't enjoying them? As far as i can tell, warm bodies are better for fucking than cold bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148473
But I don't like diapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148406
>>3148448
True NEETs don't go leave their rooms. Nice try though, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148487
You just cut the loli into six parts, and bury them all under seperate floor panels. Then cover them in. shit. whatever they cover kid's parks in.

Speaking of kid's parks. Well. You know where's I'm going with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148474
So do most men around here, we're still men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148474
But you don't like cock. So you're not a real girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148492
You fucking faggot. You're just as bad as a normalfag. A true neet knows when to leave his room so they can get a decent 12 year old. No fat chicks, their intestines are too greasy.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148498
Touche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148504
Everything you say invalid, since you leave your room at all, you're a fucking normalfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Well then, I'll answer the OP and try to steer back from the derail.

I ask them something general about anything, music, TV's, movies etc. I then disagree with the first thing they say, and debate that point with them, giving ground on occasion to keep the debate a debate, and not an argument.
If they simply agree with my disagreement then they're someone I'd like to be friends with, and I'll say that the thing I disagreed with did have some good points.

My normalfag mask has a polite half-smile thing constantly, so it usually works out. Have only met one person I'd like to be friends with, and they were a guy so I didn't actively keep up our friendship and we grew apart. Last I heard he'd just done a computer science course and was making 60K a year, but was still girlfriendless.

Come to think of it. he may go on /jp/. 'sup Adrian if you're here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148487
Right, I'm a NEET, not a concentration camp inmate. I don't want to deal with the smell of my own shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148511
How do you eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148511
you're just as bad as the normalfags. you're trying to brainwash me into the standards of living for a NEET, just like normal fags try to brainwash people into following social standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148504
You're the normalfaggot. True NEETs don't leave their rooms and furthermore, true NEETs instinctually understand that all 3d is inferior and PIG DISGUSTING.

That you don't understand something so simple is proof that you're unworthy to post here. Get out, normalfag.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>3148492

>True NEETs don't leave their room.

Um, I think you're mistaken, hikkikomori do that. NEETs can do whatever the fuck they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148492
NEET = NEET. There is no ''true NEET'', there is just NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148521
The "True NEET" guy is a normalfag. He has friends and doesn't actually do anything he says.

He also owns a Guy Fawkes mask.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148500
But I like it. Well, as long as it's being handled by someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148516
You order take outs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148487
It becomes undetectable quite quickly. To use an example that you might understand, it's similar to how most people have difficulty sensing their own body odors (unless they have particularly active glands) once you're used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148544
have you ever slept with a guy just to see what it feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is the worst thread.

[Anonymous No.]

NEET: Not in Employment Education or Training.
You can be a NEET and still leave your room. You can be a NEET and not even have a room. You can be a NEET and even be a normalfag if you felt like it.
/thread
or rather,
/the part of the thread that has nothing to do with op

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148545
1) NEETs can't afford take-out every day.
2) You need to leave your room to get to the front door.
3) If you hate people, you would hate having to greet the deliveryman every time he visits you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148554
Spoken like a true normalfag

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148549
Fuck no. The thought makes me retch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148496
You've obviously never disposed of a corpse before. Use lye to dissolve the flesh and CLR to get rid of the bones. Dispose of the liquid as you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148549
Ask yourself that same question.
You like girls, would you ever sleep with a man just to find out what it feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

You know who came up with the word "normalfag"?

Athens.

That's right, you're perpetuating athensfaggotry on /jp/, he's not even interested in the NEET lifestyle because he's a normalfag who wants to become a lawyer himself. So stop using that stupid word.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>3148564

Depends on how out of it you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148564
Is this a shota trap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148562
Mugejohncel though, you both live in the same country. He has a big house...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148533
>>3148526

By definition, being a hikkikomori means being a Jap, which I am not. Hence the use of the term "true NEET" to distinguish from false NEETs. And before you make another objection, consider that the recent worldwide depression has indeed created many false (ie, not otaku) NEETs.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>3148579

If we're being incredibly specific, most of the terms used on /jp/ don't apply outside of Japan either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148579
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148571
Yeah, depends on your orientation, curiosity, open-mindedness and how drunk off your ass you are, or whether you're on drugs or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148559
But of course, I've got no claim to the NEET title, as I am one of the people earlier in the thread who spoke about school. You know, college and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Evasive Space is an action game with 3D graphics procedurally generated by High Voltage Software's Quantum3 game engine. Often erroneously labeled as a classic-style shooter,[2] players guide their ship by using the Wii Remote's infrared pointer to avoid obstacles and enemies and collect items and power-ups. The controls are simple: the player points the cursor in the direction they wish to travel and depress the throttle (B button) to move. The further the cursor is from the ship, the faster it travels. When the ship hits a wall or obstacle, it becomes stunned momentarily. Obstacles include enemy turrets, black holes, asteroids, and narrow environments which restrict the player's movement. Items include Energy Cells responsible for powering the ship, Chronospheres that rewind back 5 seconds to the mission timer, and Diodes that can unlock up to six ship upgrades, the first of which being an energy shield that protects the ship from damage.[3] Some levels are completed by collecting a set number of items, and other require the player to guide their ship to the end of the level before a time limit expires.[4]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148574
Haha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Mitsuishi (三石郡, -gun?) was a district located in Hidaka Subprefecture, Hokkaidō, Japan.

In 2004, the district had an estimated population of 4,950 and a density of 14.30 persons per km². The total area was 346.23 km².

On March 31, 2006, Mitsuishi District merged with Shizunai District to form the new district of Hidaka District. Mitsuishi District and Shizunai District were both dissolved with this merger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148579
Next, you'll say that there are upper and lower NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148567
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/129574#p129602

This is the first instance of the usage of the term normalfag on /jp/. As you can see, Athens isn't its originator. Not by a long shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148597
Do you prefer the idea of a younger or older sister?

[Anonymous No.]

Sybertooth is a Canadian book publishing company based in Sackville, New Brunswick. They publish fiction, non-fiction, stage plays, and poetry.

nvm, not as fun as i thought it would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148573
Traps don't count, they are more feminine than most women, I'm talking about appearances, would you fuck a manly man just to know what it feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148607
That's because the term didn't originate on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148612
So lesbians are fine with sleeping with traps?

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

>>3148619

Well, my best friend is, so I guess that counts for something

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148610
Well, I already have a younger sister, so I like younger sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148625
Are you close? Do you ever cuddle and hug each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148625
Do you fantasize about her when you shlick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148605
Nay. The brotherhood of true NEETs is egalitarian in the most amiable sense of the word.

>>3148614
... how would you know?

>>3148612
>>3148619
Take your reproachable and disgusting obsession with 3d sex back to /b/ or /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148619
Depends on the person I guess, sexual organs don't matter to me at all, they're both quite appealing.
I think you're not attracted to the sexual organ of the person you like, if you like girls then you're attracted to the femininity instead.
Then again, sexual organs do gross some people out, so it really depends on the person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148644
I don't lurk /r9k/, but people who do said it originated there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148644
You could almost say it's a legion. Back to /b/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>normalfag
I DEMAND SAUCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148651

Random strangers in porn does nothing for me, it has to be a person or character I know for it to be appealing at all. Is this common, or am I a horrendous freak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148668
It's the same for me, so I don't think you're weird.
I pretty much only get off on feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148663
... because the sorts of people who visit /r9k/ are honest, credible sources for information and not lying, attention whoring aspies who think 4chan is their hugbox, right?

>>3148665
Your ignorance is showing. Legions have Centurions, Aquilifers and Generals. They're so rigidly hierarchical that they're the very antithesis of egalitarian coexistance.

If I had really meant the word Legion, I would have used it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148625
Do you have an accurate gaydar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148579
Those bums in the streets are ''true'' NEETs, aniki. We are just otaku/weeaboo NEETs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148679
But what about the demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148679
I said lurk, not post in. Some people look at all the boards, even the ones they don't participate in.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148632
Yes, yes.

>>3148633
No. I love her too much to even consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148696
Was actually reasonable and behaved like a coherent individual, except for that part where it drowned itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148693
And most bums use public toilets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148714
Yeah, I have seen many who even sleep in those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148713
This should be a lesson to the true NEET guy. Drowning in a sea of his own shit and piss because he can't be bothered to use the toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148696
>>3148713
Not to mention, it was obviously based on its Roman homophone in the same way that the antichrist's title of "the Beast" was intended to be a thinly veiled attack on Domitian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148712
>No. I love her too much to even consider it.

If some guy hurt her, what would you do?

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148737
Ruin his shit, of course. I may be short and lightweight, but there are more ways to wreck someone's life other than a black eye. I've done it before. I can do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148737
Depends on the hurt, I guess, if it's mental pain then she has to cope with it herself, if it's physical then murder probably.
I know exactly how Arisa feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148757
>I've done it before.
You've got to elaborate on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148757
>>3148761
>>3148762
Take it somewhere else, attention whore and white knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148757
That's pretty admirable Arisa. It's siblings like you who are making sure that not all girls are sluts.

>I've done it before. I can do it again.

Tell us more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148761
>I know exactly how Arisa feels.

Why? Also why would you not help her out if she was in mental pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148767

Fuck off you abnormalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148782
Because of my own values, I believe that by coping with your own pain you will get stronger, and I want the person I love to become strong.
The answer to the question why, because I also have a certain person in my life that I love unconditionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148767
Why? Because you don't like the discussion? How about getting the fuck out yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148810
>I also have a certain person in my life that I love unconditionally.

A sibling or a lover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148823
Doesn't matter really, it's just a person I must help raise into a perfect person, while allowing complete individuality.

[Man-Pedo !r9.w91chTo No.]

>>3148574
>>3148597
Hurray.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148762
Well, long story short, I have a friend who's a genuinely nice girl. Boyfriend of a year dumps her and immediately hooks up with another woman (who hates my friend). Why? Because she couldn't be penetrated because of a medical condition. (Even trying is extremely painful, and he's been trying all the time.) I harassed him and discreetly broadcasted his sins and some other things I won't mention, enough to force him to move to another city and severe ties with his new slut.

You sure get motivated for revenge when you hear someone you love genuinely cry their heart out in sorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148848
That's brofist worthy. Why did she fall for the asshole in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148848
hi sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148805
>>3148818
Protip: I can see your samefagging thanks to firefox.

Get out of /jp/, normalfaggot. Your thinly veiled, puerile interest in a pig disgusting attention whore is a laughably reprehensible action that has no place on a board of true NEETs.

Go back to /b/ or /r9k/, with the rest of the slut loving douchebags.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148867
I think it was because he seemed like a really good, honest guy when they first met. So much for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148885
You have no idea what you're even talking about, how about doing everyone a favor and killing yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148885
>true NEETs.
Take it back to /b/, this board is for 18+ only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148885
>Protip: I can see your samefagging thanks to firefox.

Protip: You're full of bullshit. Enjoy pissing on the floor together with all your friends at the next "True NEET" meet-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148897
U mad?

>>3148923
Ironic coming from someone obsessed with a tripfagging attention whore like yourself. Take your Taiga worship back to /a/ and stay there, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148885
>Protip: I can see your samefagging thanks to firefox.

lawl

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148948
Seriously, stop talking, you're only making yourself look worse since you're just talking out your ass, you have nothing worthwhile to say so just get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148966
Are you frustrated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148889
So say some guy takes your sister's virginity on the understanding they're in a long term relationship and then bails out and posts pics of her all over the place and tells all his friends what a slut she is. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148975
We're on /jp/, we're frustrated by default.

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3148982
Unleash the fucking fury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148341
>You'll never find a female virgin above the age of 18
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3148999
What kinds of boys does she like?

[Arisa !tLnaMPPfC. No.]

>>3149013
She's rather tight-lipped about her preferences. I could swear she was coming onto me once though, but maybe that's just my overactive imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even talk to people on the internet. Even on /jp/ I never reply to people when they say something to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149040
Sounds pretty hot, given it's a lesbian relationship which doesn't have the risks of a hetero one I'd go for it if I was you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149057
Just pretend to be a woman, like the tripfag. You'll have desperate, lonely idiots eating out of your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149057
That's kind of sad, bro, there's nothing to lose if you just speak with people.
Try manning the fuck up or if that doesn't work, get drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3149040
I want to listen to your story more and kick your ass for being tripfag attention whore at the same time.