WOKE UP QUICK AT ABOUT NOON JUST THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO BE ON JAYPEE SOON

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Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:24:46 2020 No.31457025 [Reply] [Original]

WOKE UP QUICK AT ABOUT NOON
JUST THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO BE ON JAYPEE SOON

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:28:17 2020 No.31457138 File: 137 KB, 400x400, get in jp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's nothing like taking that first massive pungent morning piss all across my floor as I stagger to the computer to check in to my beloved /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:35:21 2020 No.31457378 I gotta do my reps before the day begins Before the Meido starts bitching about my posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:00:47 2020 No.31458257 I fucking love this thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:11:24 2020 No.31466939 File: 563 KB, 640x480, 1230024718253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YEAH I POST ON NEO /JP/ YEAH YOU KNOW ME

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:56:36 2020 No.31468312 Did I just get laid?

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 01:09:00 2020 No.31468715
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SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN SKILLED
I COULD PAINT THE MANSION WITH THE BLOOD I'VE SPILLED
I DECORATE MY SHRINE WITH THE YOUKAI I'VE KILLED
I'D POKE YOU WITH A NEEDLE BUT I'M TRYING TO CHILL

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 01:43:26 2020 No.31469864
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>>31468715
RELAX
FACE THE FACTS
PRAYING AT YOUR SHRINE WOULD BE AN ANTICLIMAX
WHEN YOU GO TO WORK YOU DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR SLACKS

LOOK AT ME, I'M PLUMP
I BLESS WITH MY RUMP
IF YOU WOULD EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF TO GET HUMPED

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 03:35:04 2020 No.31473499 >>31469864 classic sanny

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 06:48:29 2020 No.31477978

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Anonymous Wed Dec 30 06:53:32 2020 No.31478096
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>>31457138
Has anyone else noticed that even if they start just pissing in a dedicated corner of their room, they eventually get lazy and just let it out everywhere? I only kept to the corner myself for a few weeks before I gave up trying to contain it. I don't even notice the smell anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 12:40:21 2020 No.31490581 >>31457138 >>31478096 NEETs.

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:26:10 2020 No.31491960
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I miss the old /jp/, the always bold /jp/
I'd browse the whole /jp/, the posts were gold /jp/

I hate the new /jp/, the full of pseuds /jp/
The always crude /jp/, post 3D lewds /jp/

I miss the sweet /jp/, the Touhou feet /jp/
I gotta say, at that time it was a treat /jp/

See, we invented /jp/, there wasn't any /jp/s
And now I look and look around and there's so many /jp/s

I used to love /jp/, I used to love /jp/
I even had the Flan fumo, I thought I was /jp/

What if /jp/ made a song about /jp/
Called "I miss the old /jp/"? Man, that'd be so /jp/

That's all it was /jp/, we still love /jp/
And I love you like /jp/ loves /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:37:20 2020 No.31499037 >>31491960 I vaguely remember a song like that. I can't remember the name of it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 18:31:17 2020 No.31501296 File: 138 KB, 894x1024, Megurine_Luka-93.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZsdvoxFox4

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:20:52 2020 No.31509599 >>31457025 Good morning

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:22:55 2020 No.31509694 >>31509599 Ohayou

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:32:46 2020 No.31510166 >>31501296 I think I saw this one before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 01:37:07 2020 No.31518666 >>31457138 Where did the floor pissing meme come from? I've seen this a couple of times in the last few days but never before

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 01:37:08 2020 No.31518667 >>31509599 Good morning

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 01:41:51 2020 No.31518813 >>31518666 you can find all the hottest memes back in reddit, you fucking outsider

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 01:44:12 2020 No.31518916 >>31518813 Do I really need to browse reddit to understand the new /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 01:49:13 2020 No.31519096 File: 78 KB, 1000x750, 1325822937840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31518666 >>31518916 going on the floor is protected /jp/ culture

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 02:07:11 2020 No.31519681 no /jp/ its YOUR TURN to contain yourselves in one thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 04:25:11 2020 No.31524431 fACK

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 04:55:52 2020 No.31525443 who am i quoting? boy i ain't said shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 08:19:49 2020 No.31534135 >>31519096 jaypee creativity

Anonymous Thu Dec 31 10:49:35 2020 No.31541076
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EYO!! WEEB MUTHAFUCKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1

FUCK Y'ALL JERKING OFF TO DRAWINGS N SHIET!1

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO HIRO

AND WE GON PULL A 187 ON YA'LL SKINNY WHITE ASSES THE FLOOR'S GON BE HOT MOLASSES FOR YA'LL WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTING THIS LOSER SHIET WHILE THEY ANON!!!111

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!

THIS IS WAR11!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 14:45:18 2020 No.31549884 >>31525443 Knowing nothing in life, but to be a NEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 16:53:41 2020 No.31554102 >>31468312 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 18:53:10 2020 No.31558882 This is a true /jp/ thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 22:32:07 2020 No.31567483 Weapon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 00:37:48 2021 No.31576823 >>31518666 >meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 02:38:39 2021 No.31586289 2008 never left

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 02:40:39 2021 No.31586450 File: 1014 KB, 1240x1748, reimu and big smoke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 02:43:48 2021 No.31586661 File: 715 KB, 1280x1579, chen theft auto.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31586450

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 03:28:39 2021 No.31589347 FUCK DA JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 11:18:04 2021 No.31601893 COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 11:26:43 2021 No.31602202 Just squeezed out a particularly smelly pile onto my floor today lads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 15:52:59 2021 No.31609344 Dude, don't tell me that kind of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 18:59:33 2021 No.31616120 I'm seeing a lot of GTA Cookie lately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 1 21:36:55 2021 No.31621852 >>31518916 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:11:02 2021 No.31628973 >>31457025 >WOKE UP QUICK AT ABOUT NOON >JUST THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO BE ON JAYPEE SOON sad reality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 00:33:22 2021 No.31629652 File: 269 KB, 800x800, 41180845_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31628973 I woke up close to midnight today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 02:41:53 2021 No.31633566 >>31629652 At least your schedule is semi fine. Assuming you don't go to sleep at 2pm or something crazy like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 07:36:27 2021 No.31641955 >>31457025 I have a few, but did anyone save the thread from months ago?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 13:12:45 2021 No.31652167 File: 59 KB, 480x360, bah.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31641955 look up >>26279875

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 15:06:31 2021 No.31655297 >>31652167 Thanks, but I meant the other one. The first Eazy thread. I have one of the lyrics but I'll see if I can find it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 19:41:50 2021 No.31663165 I'm having writers block right now. fukc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 2 22:17:22 2021 No.31670014 That's why she brings her own Parasol And get more old than Kanako, Miko or Junko Gap like Lafcadion Your first and last step to playing yourself like Joon and Shion

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 02:06:21 2021 No.31681139 The boys on /jp/ are always hard

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Anonymous Sun Jan 3 10:06:28 2021 No.31699846

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 12:41:58 2021 No.31704561 >>31699846 Woah, woah, hold on!

Anonymous Sun Jan 3 13:03:39 2021 No.31705247

What you doing on /jp/ on a Thesday?
He say he only here for the mod's birthday
They ordered dick but still look thirsty
Rock parent basement but just turned thirty
I know I got a shitpost reputation
Walking 'round, always shitpost reputation
Leave a fat janny mad reputation
Post a shitpost, bad reputation
I turnt the janny out of the basement
You turn the shite down, your ass keep complaining
How you gon' be mad on vacation?

I know you're tired of banning, of banning
With no hotpockets to love, no hotpockets, no hotpockets
So just ban somebody, no leaving this /jp/
With no hotpockets to love, hot pockets, no pockets (Uh-huh, janny)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 15:37:27 2021 No.31710186 File: 87 KB, 696x1044, mzz20293_black_xl_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 19:14:35 2021 No.31717425 >>31705247 >They ordered dick but still look thirsty sounds gay dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 21:17:39 2021 No.31721908 >>31718674 Eazy thread up

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 22:06:34 2021 No.31723717 >>31705247 /jp/ szn approachin

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 3 23:53:01 2021 No.31728205 File: 68 KB, 561x378, 1469730464564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31457025 >>31468715 >>31469864 Keeping it cool on the /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 01:03:38 2021 No.31731154 Meido killed Eazy...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 03:33:16 2021 No.31736745 >>31731154 No worries. Just remember to take it Eazy /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 10:33:07 2021 No.31748382 >>31457025 Touhou with glasses.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 20:28:51 2021 No.31765760 I just got an idea. I'm not sure how to substitute it for /jp/ though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 20:36:01 2021 No.31765995 >>31499037 it’s a song by a man from the west

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 21:54:16 2021 No.31768363 >>21529785 found it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 4 23:40:50 2021 No.31773222 >>31765995 I know it's a song, I mean I can't remember which one. I don't think I knew the artist by name either.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 02:36:25 2021 No.31777719 >>31773409 oh thanks for the laugh dude. I'm an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 09:09:32 2021 No.31787854 I miss /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 13:39:42 2021 No.31796809 >>31787854 like you wouldn't believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 5 18:57:54 2021 No.31806458 >>31787854 Sometimes I wake up and forget what happened to /jp/. Feeling that moment of excitement about going to check it before remembering what the reality is truly tests one's will to live.

Anonymous Tue Jan 5 22:10:12 2021 No.31814538

>>31806458
>Feeling that moment of excitement about going to check it before remembering what the reality is truly tests one's will to live.
I didn't realize it until now that's how I felt about the board back in 2019. I began to drift away before 2020 went to shit, but I wonder what brought me back. I don't necessarily regret it either.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 02:33:52 2021 No.31822362 >>31816157 Notorious Y.K.R

Anonymous Wed Jan 6 04:22:38 2021 No.31825045

[Verse 3: Failed Normal]
I was happy havin' a game at first
Thought friends would make me happy
But it only made my pain worse
It hurts when you see your friends turn their back on you, dawg
And you ain't got nothin' left but your word and your balls
And you're stressed from the posts of your new friends
Beggin' with their hands out
Checkin' for your shit when it's postin'
When it ain't there, that's the end: no laughs, no friends
No girls, just the gin you drink 'til you fall down
You think, "Damn!" when you slam into the wall and you fall
Out the room and try to crawl with one arm
I'm 'bout to end it all in a pool of alcohol
If my funeral's tomorrow, wonder would they even come?
When the music stops

I won't do the full song. Some of the others require a bit of rewriting, and the rest doesn't fall into /jp/ at all.

There were also a few others I thought of, but I have to remember the others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 04:44:40 2021 No.31825464 File: 465 KB, 616x606, 86470391_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>31825045 That verse go hard man.

Anonymous Wed Jan 6 07:03:29 2021 No.31828982
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the devil is awake she's tryna stole yo soul
slithering like a snake, control yo breathe hole
white wing like a shake, flying emu
staying in yo dream, cant escape, who knew
'cause Gengetsu for sure gon' gets u
wily really that's what she do

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 13:20:26 2021 No.31840891 >>31825464 I agree. I thought this posted but apparently not. It's a good song, Fight Song is another one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 16:01:15 2021 No.31845061 .

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 20:21:52 2021 No.31852680 Anyone else have a pair of shades like Marisa

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 6 23:00:32 2021 No.31862205 To think all of the groups in the past 30 years were right. They called it all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 02:17:54 2021 No.31869468 >>31862205 Like what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 03:42:19 2021 No.31871295 >>31869468 you saw it happen anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 11:30:08 2021 No.31883845 [Verse 2: JayP] Ain't no gettin' rid of /jp/, if so, you would've tried The only way I'm leavin' this bitch is suicide I have died clinically Arrived back at my enemy's crib with Hennessy Got drunk then I finished him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 15:31:02 2021 No.31891433 >>31757458 post the "Marisa" one

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 21:26:35 2021 No.31901131 You can't kill the jay it was born dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 7 21:27:40 2021 No.31901165 >>31825045 Song?

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