/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So, now that we know what happened to Beato, anyone really going to commission an oil painting of her so she can live on?

[Anonymous No.]

No, unless she gives me a mountain of gold.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, my mom is a retired portrait artist. I could, nah, I'm too lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145362
Can I commission your mom to paint one for me?

[Anonymous No.]

How much was it for a painting again?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3145377

In before Anon's mom gets gangraped somehow.

Or TRUMPETS GET PLAYED VERY LOUDLY IN HER GENERAL DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145362
Can I commission your mom for sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145388
It was like $200USD for 36x48 inch custom painting with one subject

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145403
>$200USD
>36x48

dude.. they gotta have other sizes I don't think that will fit in my room

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145426
Well of course there are smaller ones, that one was the largest standard size i think

The portrait in the VN/animu was pretty huge though, probably bigger than that

[Anonymous No.]

The portrait in the anime looked to be about 10 feet tall.

Nobody'd pay for a portrait of her that big. Besides, who'd be able to find a place to put it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145460
I've yet to see a high res scan of it though. I'd assume the higher res the better for the artists working on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145504
If i buy a mansion and a full sized portrait of Beatrice, witches will exist right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145533
You'll never be able to afford her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3145533
I'm now imagining a bunch of neckbeard anons who look somewhat like Kinzo pooling money together to purchase a mansion and make it look like the one from Umineko

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm, maybe I should strike a deal with those chinese painting wholesalers, get a whole stash of Beatrice portraits made and sell them to anonymous at exorbitant prices