/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

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As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

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COMBO BREAKER!

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One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

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>>313995
HA HA HA, wait... what?

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Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.
Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

This isn't a story of a special oni...everyone has their own story....a story that concluded in light. And my story has just begun.

[Anonymous No.]

manly tears ;_;

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>>313995

Anon of Mongrels, are you man enough to PUNCH THE SUN?

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>>314036
yes..anon..yes I am because I AM THE SECOND FUCKING STRONGEST ONI, I CAN DESTROY YOUKAI MOUNTAIN IN 2 PUNCHES

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>One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright.

ξ・∀・）

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>>314056
I'M BLIND

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And here I am thinking it would end up in a Suika rape.

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>>314100
Mongols raped China.

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>>314100
It is not possible to rape Suika

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Suika is never sober

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>>314103

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>>314100
not rape but
>and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.),

[Anonymous No.]

go back to bed, raiyt

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>>314109

Because it's not rape if the victim is drunk.

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>>313995
Why the hell did you add that faggoty last line?

>This isn't a story of a special oni...everyone has their own story....a story that concluded in light. And my story has just begun.
THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE THIS LINE

You ruined a perfectly AWESOME story.

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>>314128
no one uses futaba except newfags that go to /b/

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>>314172
Lol, didn't notice that line at first. Now that you mention it, the writing style (MOTHERFUCKING PERSPECTIVE CHANGE AND FUCKING ...S) is pretty much completely different. And annoying.

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>>314172
Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

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and then the world died
END

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>>314191
better

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MANLY END

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Word is that this pasta is becoming doujin. Last time I checked it wasn't done yet.

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>>314275
anything to prove it's being made?

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>>314275
any samples?

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Don't get your hopes up. Its by an american artist.

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>>314321
ANYONE BUT MAULLERMAULLER

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>>314321

So? It looks decent enough so far.

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>>314275
>>314333

oh hey I remember that picture, it looked alright. a pity I didn't save that.

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>>314375

http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/145577.html

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>>314321
Not American. Is that any comfort to you?

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>>315270
This looks gay. End this faggotry now.

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>>315277

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>>315295
This looks awesome. Make more.