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Yukari is the youkai of fertility

>> No.31305877

Show feets

>> No.31308519
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Do the happy with gappy

>> No.31315193
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Gappy would like to have a happy

>> No.31320307

a happy?
a happy what?

>> No.31327873


>> No.31332758
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Yukari and Yuuka go well together

>> No.31345387
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I agree

>> No.31350900
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So inviting

>> No.31350964

Isn't this terribly risky?

>> No.31351079
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I love yukari and all but the fertility goddess of touhou will forever be yuuka

>> No.31351173

Can confirm, I've already made over 500,000 children together with Yukari and Yuuka

>> No.31354599

The numbers do not add up.

>> No.31354756
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What makes you say that?

>> No.31360235

Take a look at that picture you just posted

>> No.31360375
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I still don't get it.

>> No.31363676

What's she imagining in this picture?

>> No.31364092

>being flirty like this will definitely get me a husband

>> No.31365856
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>> No.31372837

So soft
So cute
So deadly

>> No.31382122

Yukari is the gap
The girl is an illusion

>> No.31391215

Every red blooded man should feel inclined to stick his penis in a gap

>> No.31397914

Mating with Yukari carries a much higher price than with a mortal

>> No.31403506

But it feels way better

>> No.31405923
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Well remember to wear a condom, otherwise she might decide to keep you

>> No.31405977

How many fucking bastard kids dose she have.

>> No.31409640

Her powers make birth control pretty simple

>> No.31413709
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As if she'd allow a condom
You're rolling the dice whether you like it or not
Don't be shocked if she leglocks too, just to make you squirm in panic

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>Don't be shocked if she leglocks too, just to make you squirm in panic
would cum instantly and worry about regretting my decision later

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If she leglocks me, I'll make love to her for eternity, no boundary between us ever again.

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Squish the gap girl

>> No.31446296
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Your kids will look cute with purple eyes

>> No.31451409
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>purple eyes

>> No.31451448

Gold eye gappy is always second rate
Purple a best

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>> No.31462903

Yukari looks very healthy

>> No.31478933
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Yukari is always healthy

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Yukari "Breeds with Humans" Yakumo

>> No.31490709

That sounds dangerous on many levels.

>> No.31497512

I want to rub her belly as she rests on our bed

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>> No.31513198

Coming across Yukarin on a spring morning!

>> No.31513400

Yukari's going to have a human in her tummy one way or the other

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Does she still have her egg carton full?
If so, it means she can get horny and sad when she's on her period, haha.
Wouldn't it be funny if I gave her chocolate and ice cream when she is at that time of the month, haha.

>> No.31516359

Being a creature of magic, she probably constantly makes new eggs to maintain her reproductive youth, just as she maintains her physical youth

>> No.31516613
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>she probably constantly makes new eggs to maintain her reproductive youth, just as she maintains her physical youth
That's pretty hot, she basically can have an infinite amount of children if so!

>> No.31516969

The next stage of human evolution begins inside a youkai's belly

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Look what you've done now, Anon!!
Looks like you got some 'splainin to do

>> No.31517917

They would never share

>> No.31518073

I'm pretty sure that's why they are both angry

>> No.31523839

wearing a condom won't save you.

>> No.31523867 [DELETED] 

And love

>> No.31534988

Not really.
Just don't bed dangerous youkai.

>> No.31545286

the danger is half the pleasure though

>> No.31545305

I don't understand your question.

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>don't bed dangerous youkai

>> No.31552059

Not if she invites you
She may be a great youkai, but she is still female

>> No.31555088

fear makes the dick harder.

>> No.31559517

terror also makes her horny, given that she is youkai
also hungry, so watch out for that

>> No.31559554

How does that even work?

>> No.31560710

youkai are supernatural monsters that feed off fear towards them
stands to reason that they enjoy the feeling of terror directed towards them, and lust would just amplify that enjoyment

>> No.31567001

Yukari Naizuri

>> No.31573707

I still don't get it.
Would feeling lust toward a youkai put them in heat?

>> No.31585655


>> No.31600715

Things that describe Yukari:

>> No.31600777


>> No.31602329
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>> No.31609532

Yukari, what are you doing

>> No.31610063

Dominant youkai genetics I suppose.

>> No.31616221

blonde is recessive, so purple might be a recessive gene as well, even moreso than blue since I don't know the allele.

>> No.31616412

They might be recessive in humans, but youkai are not human
their genes are guaranteed to be heavily magical in nature

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>> No.31624094

Expired goods
Never used
Past their prime

>> No.31629678

>Never used
That just makes her a creep then

>> No.31631514

>magical genes
Yeah I'm going to have to revoke your creative license sir

>> No.31631749
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magical genes as in magic infused and augmented genetics
youkai are supernatural creatures born of fear and terror, the idea that they'd be purely biological in nature, when they do not require a biological origin, is silly
while Yukari may have once been human, she has not been so for well over a millennium, so any scrap of humanity has long since died and become Youkai
The actual pure blooded youkai and gods are likely even more extreme in this regard

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Think of Greek myth, a god beds a mortal, baby is a demigod - said demi-god has some extreme quality like Hercules's strength. He has that because a part of him is a god, not necessarily a 'genetic half', assume that a god can sire both morals and demi-gods, each gamete/egg/sperm/whatever contains two sets of information god and non-god - at conception it divides between the two choices for each connection/amino acid/gene. Now just replace Greek deities with youkai, or Gensokyoan(?) deities.

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>> No.31654010
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>> No.31663918

In that case, it's not really a matter of dominant genes than it is just inheritance of features. Whether those be strength, abilities or just little attributes that come along with whatever combination is at hand.

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>> No.31676265

What did she do to deserve that?!

>> No.31683614
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>> No.31684349

Attempted to make Reimu a real woman

>> No.31685836

Modern girls don't wear silly hats, Yukari. Try again.

>> No.31695440

No feels

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>> No.31702950

Rude of her to steal and distribute Yuka’s delicious milk

>> No.31704785

Yukari is the youkai of lewd
Ran is the youkai of fertility

>> No.31711757

I think you're confusing girls with zero class with girls that actually do have class.

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She's chosen (You)

>> No.31714005

Yukarin is a trendy and hip lady, she always dresses in style

>> No.31714703

>I think you're confusing girls with zero class with girls that actually do have class.
*tips silly hat*

>> No.31714784

Why does she wear doorknob cover on her head?

>> No.31716591

She wears a mob cap for her protection.

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great, now I can't fucking find it.

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Find what?

>> No.31742160
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>> No.31753001

Oh, it's the landing area for my face.

>> No.31754349

Yukari's rock hard abs!

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My fertile hagwife.

>> No.31765073

Yukari banzai!!!! BANZAI!!!!!

>> No.31771176


>> No.31774511

Once you're hers, you're hers forever

>> No.31779849

It's propaganda Anon! Don't fall for it!

>> No.31780088

This image gives me weird feelings.
On one hand, she is clearly nearly nude, and has bountiful secondary sexual characteristics. On the other hand, her muscle mass and demeanor make give her a more patriarchal nature than a maternal one, and her innate abilities only complement that.

I dunno man, I want to fuck bitches, and this Yukari is clearly not a bitch in any sense of the word. How would she even raise the kid? I bet she would leave that up to me while she attends to things of grander scale and importance.

I think the only proper solution is for me and Chen to tag-team fuck Ran cosplaying as Yukari. And then we high-five at the end or something and go out for drinks.

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Queen of high gap

>> No.31785441
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Oh she's not going to make you take care of the kid by yourself; you have the other Yakumos there to help you. You won't be a complete househusband unless you asked for it.

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How would Yukari react if you hugged her?

>> No.31796752

That's a weird hug.

>> No.31797246

too old for my taste, an age cap in four digits is kinda extreme dont you think?

>> No.31797510

Yukari only wants yuri, hence why she filled her personal paradise with cute girls.

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>an age cap in four digits is kinda extreme dont you think?

>> No.31798685

Either with a sweet loving embrace
Or by obliterating your spine

>> No.31805849
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>> No.31807618

deja vu

>> No.31817496
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>> No.31822375

"Yukari-sama, Chen clearly does not want to have sex with this man, so why did you command it?" Ran said, prostrating herself in front of Yukari in full regalia.
"Yukari-sama, Chen clearly does not want to have sex with me, so why did you command it?" said Yukari's ikemen, prostrating himself in front of Yukari bum-naked.
Chen said not a word, her mouth currently preoccupied with biting the man's arm, her hands giving him a dangerously legitimate stranglehold.

Yukari, sitting in a normal chair in one of the social rooms, looked upon the scene and sighed.

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Love at first sight.

>> No.31840951

I think she would do both. She'd slowly increase the strength of the hug, continuing long after it is deemed comfortable.

>> No.31849938

That's what happens when you have zero relationship points and try to skip to the fun stuff.

>> No.31857818
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Yukarin is a bully

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>> No.31860525

hips made for childbearing

>> No.31861805 [SPOILER] 
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What's she looking at, /jp/?
My bet is on this

>> No.31869746

She could be. I wonder what's taking her so long in Lotus Eaters. I want to see Yukari hallucinate like Marisa and the others.

>> No.31872552
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If she's the youkai of fertility, why is she forcing me into anal everytime?

>> No.31872672

that doesn't sound like Yukari
must be an imposter

>> No.31873457
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Yukari about to do a time paradox!

>> No.31873891

She's gonna poop out a lovely daughter anon

>> No.31886191

Step away from Sumi!

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>> No.31896313

Sumi's gonna make Renko with Yukari and Renk's going to make Yukari with Maribel.

The serpent bites its own tail.

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I still think about this panel in particular.

>> No.31905876
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...but where did all you zombies come from?

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>> No.31923499

Bumping the hag thread!

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all of you

>> No.31947353

Ever wanted to be sandwiched between Yukari and Yuyuko?

>> No.31950207

You could get a similar experience from sleeping inside the carcass of a freshly slain cattle. Just throw in some moth balls for smellfeel.

>> No.31960295

Yukari's daughter is as cute as she is

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Yes. Bring on them old maids.

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>> No.32019818

the quality of the toho is also determined by the quantity of the toho

>> No.32040176

Hard question.
Yes, but no mainly because those are two you don't want to know on a personal level.

>> No.32040276
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Yukari pasokon

>> No.32055695

Wht the hell?

>> No.32060060
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Please help Yukari-sama Ran-sama, the Outside shikigami is doing the thing again

>> No.32080321

I know she wants to come off as creepy, and it's working.
You now realize she's eating her own hair.

>> No.32082037

What's Chen gonna do with that syringe?

>> No.32082090
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Inject pure mountain dew.

>> No.32088091

Mountain Dew isn't that good taste wise. I don't know why it got hyped. I don't want to be injected with it either.

>> No.32096584

Yukari and Yukari 2

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>> No.32097608

I want to be the one to create Yukari 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and onward with Yukari

>> No.32098229
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Yukari-sama is our president!

>> No.32098296

I remember that thread. I wanna hug Yukari now.
Forgive me for being an idiot /jp/.

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It's okay, anon-kun. Just reject your false hololive gods and embrace your true Goddess.

>> No.32099036

/jp/ was always shitty.

>> No.32099690 [DELETED] 

I don't worship them, I just want /jp/ back.
I'll be damned if I let this board die any further and let the remnants slip into oblivion.

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That's a pretty useful ability.

>> No.32118722

A higher class of shit

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>> No.32132980

First she says she can't wait
Then you realize you spent the entire day with her.

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>> No.32143168

the Yukari in this story is so sweet and loving
a shame it was ruined by her being an irredeemable monster again

>> No.32147505

>a shame it was ruined by her being an irredeemable monster again

>> No.32150131

I wonder what Yukari smells like. Being the keeper of the boundaries gives her access to a varying range of abilities and whatnot. Not to mention being able to cross over at will to the outside world.

>> No.32150688
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Smells Like 1200-year-old Spirit

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The where she has the guy's parents' heads cut off?

>> No.32161514

Please, a name

>> No.32161540

Gensou Konintan - Kyou

>> No.32161596


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>Gensou Konintan - Kyou
I recognize the name of the artist.

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>> No.32183097

yukari boobs

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>> No.32189186
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Annoying gap hag

>> No.32194320

just one of the few possible reasons why she's avoided by most who know of her.

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>> No.32214652

Reminder that Yukari is a sociopathic YOUKAI who will never feel love toward a human, all you can be is a friendly tool to her

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I'm pretty badass, bro
I could melt her heart with my intelligence and wicked sense of humor

>> No.32214791

Try as you might, you will never make a youkai feel love

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do you have a single fact to back up that statement

>> No.32214919

she's not human so she won't have human instincts for love

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Yukari is the youkai of being my wife.

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1- Youkai have all sorts of human instincts, half youkai even exist
2- There are many ancient love stories involving youkai and youkai/human relationships/marriage
3- She might have even been human at one point

>> No.32215028

>will never feel love toward a human, all you can be is a friendly tool to her
Just like real women. The fun is in fantasizing, anon.

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>Just like real women

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Come with her if you wish to live.

>> No.32225063

That's a damn good offer given what is happening right now.

>> No.32232102

>2- There are many ancient love stories involving youkai and youkai/human relationships/marriage
Example? I knew that there had to be at least one out there since it's all a matter of possibility.

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>> No.32276948

Eager gap

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>> No.32307115

you know how many tales there are about kitsunes being in a loyal relationship with humans? ran is a kitsune, and that is just one example i could think of off the top of my head.

>> No.32311904

>you know how many tales there are about kitsunes being in a loyal relationship with humans?
no, i don't.

>> No.32322555

>never feel love towards a human
Everyone spreads this PROPAGANDA about youkai while denying that human-youkai hybrids are growing more and more common by the day! Yukari could love any of us, spread human x youkai love in Gensokyo!

>> No.32343472

>Yukari could love any of us

>> No.32343526

the heart wants what the heart wants, and her heart could want you

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>> No.32352932

Every day a new eye color for Yukari

>> No.32359395

I'm convinced she's wearing contact lenses at this point.

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>> No.32374543

How do I convince Yukari to shoot up a bunch of kindergarten kids?

>> No.32375007

"Predict" the future Lelouch style and convince her that the next generation of humans will irreversibly destroy her creation. Gensokyo is a youkai nature reserve.

>> No.32375206

I'll just lick her armpits instead.

>> No.32385630

That's suicide, no human mind can handle processing that.

>> No.32391317

abe-no-somthing his mom was a fox

>> No.32395383

You don't want to do that.

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>> No.32405579

I'll do what I want you can't stop me.

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>> No.32406300

Eirin likes to give free paizuri!

>> No.32407021

no one can resist her paizuri, because the moment she unbuttons her dress, they're incapacitated by the old person smell!

>> No.32407807

Don't forget how she always outsmarts Yukari! sasuga docotor sama

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>> No.32439069

Eirin is the creepy one...

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haha so this is why her hair is receding

>> No.32453813

It's her fault for having hair so long! Kaguya has long hair but she never goes anywhere!

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why go anywhere when the world is in the palm of your land?

>> No.32459898

Who knows.
NEET life is the only easy life now.

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>> No.32467801

calm down dude

>> No.32472373

I wish this guy had some variety.

>> No.32472417

why is her butt steaming?

>> No.32472909

Is she trying to install ubuntu?

>> No.32473565

Imagine how many children those things could feed!