/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So hypothetically, what's the best way to become a youkai? Preferably some sort of cute girl youkai?

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Maybe you should try some shady drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Commit suicide.

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Killing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being an atheist

[Anonymous No.]

>>3129837
>become a youkai
First, do something really well, and then don't die. The more important stuff comes later.

>Preferably some sort of cute girl youkai?
Get a sex change and plastic surgery, then do the apply the steps to becoming youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill 1,000 youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

Eat the brains of another youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourself. Love/hate something really really intense.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU PICK THEME
THEN YOU DO SOMETHING MONSTROUS WITH THEME
THEN YOU A YOUKAI
WHERE THE TOUHOUS AT

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

turn into an ugly umbrella
reincarnate as a cute girl

[Anonymous No.]

Get 0 Alerts, 0 Kills, 0 Deaths, and don't use the Stealth Camouflage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130048

Shit, there's no way. I hate that sneaking around shit, so my MGS runs involved running up to all the guards and punching them unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

sage this thread because you humans have no idea how HARD it is to REALLY be a youkai. My spirit-self is a REAL youkai, I had to meditate for DAYS to even be able to approach one. You think it's so cool 'lol i am a loli and a lesbian'. I have actually had to live with a true spirit link to my self youkai, I was bullied at school, parents sent me to therapy, everything.

It has all been worth it though, the power I know I could inflict on the bullies keeps me together. I am a pacifist through so I would never assume youkai-form for ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130147

I want to punch you so hard in the face because there are people who actually have this mentality and think they're vampires/wolves/intelligent.

[Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>3130147
This sounds like something I read in /x/ once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130147
HARDCORE.
LEND ME YOUR POWER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130147
Can you shoot bullets?

[Anonymous No.]

Stay a virgin until 30 then you will get magic powers.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3130147
wwwwwww
thanks for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130318
Too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130318
If only this were true. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130291

This is more /x/ stuff but as a kid I had the ability to turn rain on and off like a shower, just by asking it.
I can't seem to be able to do it anymore.

This is unrelated but I was also kind of insane back then, believed that germs from bad people would pollute me if I didn't wash them off.

[Alice Margatroid !DoLLFaGERs No.]

Gensokyo isn't real, youkai don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130344

Schizophrenia is a bitch, ain't it?

[Anonymous No.]

you can't reveal your youkai self to anyone. you must keep your powers secret, otherwise this will happen to you and your family.

http://www.wntube.net/play.php?vid=2785

[Anonymous No.]

>>3129837
who was phone lulz
--
http://www.ApeTalk.com/, Ape = Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130362

You're responsible for Graze Dat. You don't get to vote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3130318
Only two more years! Yes!


>>3130362
I was this close to replying with yellowtext, and an "implying" message. I won't though because I would like to believe I am above that faggotry. I just wanted to say that ZUN did not invent youkai. Gensokyou not being real does not mean that youkai don't exist.