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3125964 No.3125964 [Reply] [Original]

You can only choose one.

>> No.3125966

yukari's, because it's made by ran.

>> No.3125967
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3125967

Kaguya because she's my favorite.

>> No.3125970

Holy shit! is that ice cream!? Ice cream is like my favorite thing ever, I'm sold.

>> No.3125972

Bottom right.

>> No.3125973

I'm gonna go with Mokou's pancakes on this one.

>> No.3125974

Marisa's, because I know that she served it with extra love.

>> No.3125975

Bottom Middle.

>> No.3125976

I FUCKING LOVE PANCAKES AND I FUCKING LOVE MOKOU'S HUGE COCK. FUCK I'M SOLD.

>> No.3125981

SDM has the best stuff.

>> No.3125985

Reisen. Mmm, ghost cake.

>>3125974
No guarantee of what psychoactive or potentially negative magic effects you might encounter.

>> No.3125998

Yuyuko. That's a two-for-one deal there.

>> No.3126000

Flandre's.
The death caused by the others wouldn't be nearly as quick.

>> No.3126002
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3126002

WAIT, the girl on the top right corner has NO HAT or DECORATION in her HEAD!!!

>> No.3126003

Reisen's illusory cakes will probably taste the best. It's an illusion, after all, so it can overcome the flaws of reality.
Of course, you'd be driven mad by that point, but whatever.

>> No.3126004

I fucking love pancakes.

>> No.3126005

Hate normal sweet faggot cakes, love pancakes, and Mokou is my Touhou.

It's perfect.

>> No.3126007

Gonna have to go with the pancakes in this case.

Mokou knew that her baking skills aren't really up to snuff to make a pretty cake like the other girls, so she put her heart into something that she had complete confidence in: those pancakes. While they may not taste as sugary sweet as the cakes, the flavor of love is far more prevalent.

>> No.3126008

Tewi

I'm not big into sweets, and I can give to someone else for a cheap laugh.

>> No.3126012

Mokou's pancakes

>> No.3126016

Flandre's.

>> No.3126018

pancakes holy fuck!!
Mokou1!!

>> No.3126028

>>3125985
Thanks for ruining for me, jerk.

._.

>> No.3126029

>>3126007
Oh, shut up. The other girls put just as much love into their cakes. Don't make up such crappy excuses for why your waifu can't cook.

>> No.3126033

Wow, we got like 7 going on Mokou here. I think we know who's the best chief for sweets out of all these

>> No.3126037

>>3126029
Let him try to rationalize his decision all he wants.
Just because he chose by girl instead of by food, you don't have to mock him.

>> No.3126038

Remilia's, it's made by the perfect maid so it must be delicious.

>> No.3126039

>>3126033
Not Mokou.

>> No.3126041

>>3126037
Hey, I chose by girl too. My girl's cake doesn't look as tasty as some of the others, but she made it and that's all that matters!

>> No.3126042
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>>3126029
She can too cook! Just, not very many dishes...

But she tries her hardest every time! Why do you have to call us out like this? ;_;

>> No.3126049

>>3126042
Because you said mai waifu didn't put love into her cake. ;_;

>> No.3126052

Remi. Always, Remi.

>> No.3126060

>>3126039

count them

1: >>3125973
2: >>3125976
3: >>3126004
4: >>3126005
5: >>3126007
6: >>3126012
7: >>3126018

>> No.3126063

Mokou's probably more skilled at bbq, but I still choose her.

Mostly because I have a strong distaste for most fruit flavors and I also dislike very sweet foods. Everyone else disqualified themselves.

>> No.3126064

What's the trick in Yukari's cake, surely it must be made of something lethal.

>> No.3126068

>>3126060
I can count, silly anonymous. But what about those posts says that Mokou is the superior cook?

>> No.3126069

>>3126042

That's okay Mokou. I don't eat faggy sweets. Cook me up some yakitori, some barbecue, and some steak. I eat like a man.

>> No.3126075

I bought a small slice of cake when I was out once, and I thought I was going to vomit because I wasn't used to how sweet it was.

>> No.3126076
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>>3126049
But I didn't. I mentioned that the taste of love is far more prevalent. Since taste is a subjective quality, I happened to taste the most love from my waifu's cooking.

I didn't mean to make any sort of negative implication concerning your waifu at all!

>> No.3126077

>>3126068

>>3126063 this

>>3126069 and this

>> No.3126082

>>3126064
Yukari's cake is made from the bodies of thousands of children

>> No.3126083

>>3126076
Well, that's fine then.

>> No.3126085

>>3126082
Fun-sized!

>> No.3126087

Unyielding sage for no 10s or 11s

>> No.3126091

>>3126085
>Kid-sized

>> No.3126093

my god i'll do anything for those pancakes they look so tastey

>> No.3126094

>>3126077
Those are just opinions, my dear anon.

>> No.3126096

Alice's. N-not because I particularly like her or anything, but I like my cake with fruits...

>> No.3126104

>>3125964

Alice's. Tsundere cake is the best cake.

>> No.3126106

Hmm, nobody wanted Alice's, not even Alice Margatroid.

Usually I'd be glad with this but this is pretty sad, even for Alice.

>> No.3126110

>>3126106
Nevermind, lol timing

>> No.3126112

Mokou's pancakes were made from pure love.
Alice's cake will have strings attached.
Yukari's will certainly explore the gap between delicious and dogshit.
Flandre...well...she'd probably kill you if you didn't eat it.
Kaguya's cake has pills. Don't even want to know.
Remi's certainly has human blood in it.
Reisen's doesn't exist, and will make you mad.
Marisa's was probably made from some horrible stuff she stole from Kourin, with a recipe from one of Patche's esoteric books. Scary.
Tewi...well...it's Tewi.

The choice is obvious, unless, of course, Yuyu is offering Youmu as the cake that you must eat.

>> No.3126115

>>3126096
Don't get me wrong, I don't particularly like Alice, but her cake does look quite amazing.

Though, admittedly, on first inspection I thought it was some sort of scone (for some reason I saw it as a triangle instead of a square, which made it seem more like a scone).

Anyways, don't get the wrong impression. I'm just saying that what she prepared looks delicious. That's all.

>> No.3126117

>>3126106

The same thing happened the first dozen times we've had this thread.

>> No.3126120

I love waffles, I love pancakes. mokou's my pick

>> No.3126123

>>3126068

Well, the NEET and Tewi do steal her food, after all.

>> No.3126124
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>>3126106
You don't want to know what that cake is made of.

>> No.3126128

Stop being pussies, tewi's pancakes look legitOH GOD IS THAT A FETUS

>> No.3126129

>>3126112
All of the cakes are made with pure love, you bastard.

>> No.3126135

>>3125974
Love-Colored Master Cake.

>> No.3126137

are those some fucking pancakes!?!?!
HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT DO WANT!!

>> No.3126142

>>3125964
Reisen's cake any day. It's like your eating but your not eating because it never existed so it can't make you fat but you can't get fat because you never existed. Mind fuck.

>> No.3126145

I'm not sure what the context is. Really, if I was over at their house or whatever doing a delivery quest for another person, I wouldn't really want to trouble them by suggesting that I'd want cake or anything. Especially since I'm not a cake person.

I mean, doesn't Mokou live out in the bamboo forest or something? She probably has to borrow a bunch of stuff from Keine, or head over to the village to buy stuff to make pancakes. I'm just a guest, she can have them.

Alice obviously doesn't seem like a person that welcomes people asking for cake. Maybe she's uncomfortable with the idea that her dolls are being used to aid another person besides herself? If that's what she's thinking, that's very selfish. I didn't even ask for cake!

Yukari is probably tired. She should just get some rest instead of serving me food.

I don't know why I'm in the basement of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. I am not much of a chef myself, so I am not the type of person to help Flandre bake cakes. She's quite messy with frosting.

Pills are surrounding the cake? That's somewhat unnerving. Probably just candy or something though. However, I'm not much for sweets, so I would decline.

Remilia's food seems far too rich for someone like me! I'd hate to think poorly of every meal I eat afterward!

Reisen's cake is not even real. It's pretty cool though.

Marisa's cake looks nice, but the clutter in her house... I have to wonder what sort of magical particles were accidentally infused into it. Or if she used mushrooms.

I wouldn't let Tewi trick me!

Yuyuko isn't even offering me food, but that's okay.

>> No.3126146

>>3125964
Flandre's shit cakes.

>> No.3126148

>>3126129

You must've eaten those pills.

And the maple syrup on the pancakes is likely the real deal that she made from a maple tree that she planted hundreds of years ago and nourished just so that she could give real syrup to the one she loves.

If you think that any other touhou is capable of that deep a love, you've been staring into Reisen's eyes for too long, you nutter.

>> No.3126152

I'd fucking Yuyuko's cake.

>> No.3126157

>>3126145
what are you talking about? yukari ate her cake. it's a joke, get it?

>> No.3126158

>>3126148
You're the delusional one here.

>> No.3126159

>>3126142
It's like that scene in The Matrix where that guy turns traitor. Fucking deep, man.

>> No.3126161

>>3126157


I swear I typed "yuyuko" its wordfiltered i tell ya

>> No.3126167

>>3126145
You put too much thought into this just eat the damn cake and be happy your oral functions have the honor of savoring food from your goddesses.

>> No.3126170

>>3125964
What? Well, none of them have any good taste in pastr- HOLY FUCK, ARE THOSE PANCAKES?

>> No.3126172

>>3126148

amen bro

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>>3126007
Also, I bet Mokou could make a mean cup of hot cocoa to go with those pancakes.

>> No.3126185

just imagine cutting a slice at those pancakes.

No reallly, imagine it. The dish is in front of you. You put the fork on the sliced pancakes, then put the tender pancake into your mouth. The taste is amazing. the maple syrup... oh my god.

Don't tell me you're not drooling for it right now. look at it and tell me you don't want those pancakes.

>> No.3126190

>>3126185
I don't want those pancakes. ;)

>> No.3126193

>>3126190
AKDJFA;KJKL;DJAL;DKFJA;J;

>> No.3126198

PAAANNNCCAAAKKKEESSS!!!!!

>> No.3126199

>>3126148
You forget, poor anon, that to someone like Mokou, growing a maple tree for hundreds of years means nothing, it's even less than microwaving popcorn. While you are give your life to her, she is just lend you some of her years. That slut.

>> No.3126201

>>3126185
I'd rather eat cake. Nothing personal, just a matter of taste.

>> No.3126205

>>3126199
that's okay. the hourai elixir is in those pancakes. tell me you don't want those pancakes now?

>> No.3126211

Marisa's or pancakes.

>> No.3126212
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3126212

Back up and allow a REAL chef to come through.

>> No.3126215

>>3126205
So mokou chopped up her own liver and put it in the pancakes? No, I definitely do not want them now. And the only girl I'd become immortal for is Kaguya.

>> No.3126219
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>>3126185
>>3126182
>>3126170
>>3126148
>>3126137
>>3126120
>>3126112
>>3126069
>>3126018
>>3126012
>>3126007
>>3126005
>>3126004
>>3125976
>>3125973
You know, typically, if offered such a choice, one would spring for the expensive, tasty-looking cakes. But not you, /jp/.

Nine roads diverged in a kitchen, and I--
I took the one less traveled by.
And that has made all the difference.

>> No.3126232

>>3126212

I am kinda hankering for some yakitori or maybe some oyakodon, now that you mention it.

>> No.3126234

Mokou's pancakes is now a meme.

>> No.3126236

Kaguya's shady cake.

>> No.3126237
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>>3126215
you son of a bitch

>> No.3126238

>>3126234
Mokou's pancakes are now fucking ruined, you bastard.

>> No.3126239
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>>3126199
While such postulation is certainly permissible in this context, I would appreciate it if you would refrain from using ad hominem arguments against my waifu.

Also, who's to say that raising that tree for the express purpose of bringing you joy meant nothing to her? I'm pretty sure my short life span hurts her far more than the fact that she's merely lending me some of her years hurts me. ;_;

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>>3126212
Even Youki eats Mystia's food, because it is food for men.

Don't you want to be hermit like Youki?

>> No.3126251
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3126251

moko is winar

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>>3126250
Why can't we just get along?

>> No.3126260

>>3126239
You're the one calling everyone else's waifu inferior, don't give me this "ad hominem" bullshit.

>> No.3126264

>>3126260
Quit responding to him, he's a troll or an idiot.

>> No.3126272

>>3126260

I'm not judging any of the other girls. Except for Kaguya, the bitch.

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3126277

mokou is my preferred choice.
Pancakes are delicious, and she's my favorite Touhou. Besides, she needs some gratitude. The poor girl probably grew the maple tree just to make us those pancakes with real maple sauce. Show mokou some love

>> No.3126289

>>3126260
>>3126239 here

You seem to be under the impression that I'm saying something that I'm not. Perhaps you have me confused with a different poster. There are, after all, a surprising number of Mokou fans on tonight.

>> No.3126293

>>3126250
>>3126257
The sanitary inspector will screw both of them.

>> No.3126294

Why does Mystia often get popped with Alice when cooking?

>> No.3126295

>>3126272
Oh, you're just angry because mai waifu > your waifu
>>3126264
Yeah, you're right.

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>>3126295
I have to agree that Kaguya is, in fact, a bitch.

>> No.3126309

Kaguya.

>> No.3126313

>>3126295

Why oh why would you make Kaguya your waifu? She'll just chew you up and spit you out like so much gum. Just ask Mokou's father's spirit, or even Reisen, the poor girl.

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3126314

Mystia is supposed to be rather malicious, but I honestly have a hard time seeing whatever she does as anything other than childish fun, even though making people blind and scamming them out of their money is rather harsh.

>> No.3126315

Kaguya's because she's offering me something. I don't think I need any other reason.

>> No.3126323

>>3126306
Go back to your hole, Mokou.

>> No.3126327

>>3126295

Mokou is extra stage boss, Kaguya is not.

Therefore, Mokou>Kaguya. I concur with >>3126306 here

>> No.3126330

>>3126313
Would you please stop your dirty lies?

>> No.3126333

>>3126315
It's a a lemon pie, I guess... my favorite! Just like Kaguya...

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3126338

>>3126313
Forgot your picture, bro.

>> No.3126339

>>3126327
>implying stage has anything to do with power levels
0/10

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>>3126323
you son of a bitch

>> No.3126341

Did yukari steal yuyuko's cake? It's the only reason I can think of why she's in the middle and those petals are there. The green and white could represent youmu too.

>> No.3126344

>>3126338
I guess not all Mokou fans are shitty avatarfags like you.
Quite a shock, huh?

>> No.3126347

>>3126327
And how many times does Kaguya resurrect?

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>>3126323
NO

>> No.3126359
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3126359

Fuck. I just came to the crushing realization that I'm 22, have no job, no friends, and am currently up in the early hours of the morning arguing with people I don't even know about whose waifu puts more love into their cakes.

And I wouldn't trade this for the world. <3

>> No.3126360

>>3126339
Generally, the first stage boss is the weakest, and the last stage boss is the strongest. It has been this way for many games.

No one would ever argue that rumia is stronger than flandre, and no one would ever argue that letty is stronger that yukari.

Following this pattern, it's goes from weakest boss --> strongest boss. Therefore, mokou's power level>Kaguya's

owned

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>>3126340
Hahaha, look at that stupid homeless touhou.

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3126367

I would eat Mokou's pancakes, and other parts of Mokou.

>> No.3126369

>>3126360
see
>>3126347

Cirno can beat Yuka in PoFV. Do you still think boss level means anything?
owned XD

>> No.3126370
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>>3126330

But I'm not lying! Just look at how Reisen is whipped and beaten whenever something bad happens, even though she's tried her hardest and done nothing wrong! Look at that expression on Kaguya's face, and the pills on the plate! She's hiding something. If you eat that custardy tart, you'll certainly die...or worse. No matter what, you'll just be one of Eirin's experiments. I'm just trying to help, damnit. Even Flandre's...creation would be better. Even the mushroom that's been disguised as a strawberry by Marisa carries no ill intent.

>> No.3126372

>>3126344
Yes, quite. In the future, please warn me before you make such life-altering revelations. Who knows what will happen next time if I'm not prepared.

>> No.3126374

>>3126369
did you notice that even ZUN says cirno is a weak boss? owned

>> No.3126375

>>3126362
Least she doesn't have to include date-rape drugs in her cake in order to actually get any action.

>> No.3126377

>>3126370
Shut up, Mokou. Stop being so butthurt over someone wanting to eat someone else's cooking. Jealous much?

>> No.3126380

>>3126375
Those drugs are obviously candy, as that other poster as already pointed out. If she was trying to drug me, do you think she'd put the pills out in the open like that?
>>3126374
I'm not sure what you're getting at.

>> No.3126382

>>3126380
>has
Whoops.

>> No.3126385

Mokou's pancakes are truly enticing... But I gotta go with Yukarin's cake. Even if, no, especially if its made out of countless human children.

>> No.3126386

>>3126380
Actually, yes. She'd likely think little of anyone's intelligence, and suspect that you're not clever enough to pick up the fact that they are, in fact, drugs.

And through your convoluted logic, you just fell for her trap.

>> No.3126387

>>3126377
you're just jelous of those pancakes. you know you want them.

>>3126380
hahahahaha @ >obviously candy

Oh, and in PoFV, where she is everyone else's stage one boss. Even yuka's

>> No.3126390

>>3126380
I really hope those pills are some of my favorite drugs, dude...

>> No.3126392
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3126392

I'm... going to go with Flandre's.

Sure, it didn't come out at all, but I know she must've tried her hardest. It's not her fault that she tends to break the pan handles just by grabbing them too hard...

So I'd just force a smile and eat it the best I could and tell her she was a good girl, and that I'd help her next time, or maybe take her to a shrine festival.

Sooner or later, of course, she'd kill me by accident. But at least Flan-chan would be happy and not lonely, even if for a moment...

>> No.3126400

>>3126387
That doesn't stop her from being able to beat everyone in her own scenario.
>>3126386
Mai waifu would never do that to me. Just give up, Mokou. And I'd gladly eat any drug Kaguya gives me.

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>>3126400
enjoy your mental retardation

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>>3126377

I'm not Mokou...she's too busy cooking! She can't even keep up with the demand for her pancakes, and she wishes she'd planted more maple trees back then! And why would you want Eirin's cooking...what, you think that Kaguya herself made that? That damn princess would never lift one lazy finger to help herself or anyone else.

>> No.3126409

>>3126405
u mad?
>>3126406
Of course Kaguya would bake a cake for her loved one's birthday!

>> No.3126412

>>3126409
I didn't know that today is Kaguya's birthday.

>> No.3126418

>>3126387
I'm pretty sure that Mystia is the Stage 1 boss for some of the girls.

>> No.3126424

>>3126409

Your mistake is that Kaguya isn't capable of love.

>> No.3126440

>>3126424
Just where does it say that Kaguya is incapable of love?

>> No.3126442

Bring it on Yukari. I'm ready to taste the border of the best and worst flavor ever, have my stomach explode, and anything else that befalls me.

>> No.3126453

The sad thing is that Reimu is going to decide that there's a cake incident going on, and beat the shit out of everyone for their cakes.

>> No.3126466

>>3126453
It's okay. They'll all forgive each other and drink tea together in the ending.

>> No.3126473

>>3126466
And with tea comes more cake.

>> No.3126491

>>3126473

But Reimu's cakes are made from mud. Blech.

>> No.3126506

>>3126491
So Reimu wants a cake monopoly in Gensokyo, that bitch.

>> No.3126527

>>3126506
Sounds like that's going on the list of plots.

>> No.3126736

>>3126527

It'd be better than whatever the fuck SSiB was about.

>> No.3128276

sup

>> No.3128287

REISEN'S GHOST CAKES!
WOO WOO WOO

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>> No.3128438

I take the wabbit and Flan's plate

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