/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So who here has a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>demotivator
>who here has a girlfriend?
Reported for trolling out of /b/

[Anonymous No.]

We don't have them; we ARE them.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

every single one of us has one

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

all of us have

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124271
Okay, fine. Who here has a girl for a friend?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>3124280
irl or in the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

I have 4 girlfriends at the same time.

I'm such a stud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124286
in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124280
I'll have to work on getting a male friend first.

[Anonymous No.]

Let me introduce you to my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124280
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124295
Why? Are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124317
I thought that was just the natural progression of things.

[Anonymous No.]

I had, till a year ago.
In during ronery.

[Anonymous No.]

I have 13GBs of girlfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124323
no.
normal > learn to love loli > learn to love rape > learn to hate other people > learn to shut yourself into your basement > learn to shit and piss on the floor > you are qualified to be on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

If I bother to say I have a girlfriend in this thread, or anywhere else on /jp/, I'll automatically be considered a troll, so there's no point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124348
Normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

I gave up on women after my last girl-'friend'. Fucking whores. True love can only exist between two of the same gender.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a girlfriend, I have some girl friends, and a lot of waifus

[Anonymous No.]

Used to have. Had only 3 though and I'm 23.
Troll, normalfag, etc here is my advice to /jp/ (Advice they should already know very well.)
Girlfriends are too much of a hassle, a bother and a headache to consider having.
You leave your cellphone lying about? She will go through your entire contacts list, delete any female contacts (had one delete my own mother and sister), go through your text messages looking texts from other girls, if she does not approve of your guy friends she will demand you stop hanging out with them, the mind games...THE FUCKING MIND GAMES and the list goes on and on. Basically you'll end up sacrificing your own happiness to keep her happy.

Having one is akin to repeatedly beating yourself in the dick with a hammer until you both break up with one another.

Now, I'm not shallow minded as to think ALL of them are this way, there are a few, FEW, whom are decent and not batshit insane but..........they are few and far between.

Stay ronery /jp/, in the long run it's actually healthier for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124493
I think you've just had bad luck, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124505
Maybe...........and I'm not your bro.

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
I'll be reporting this soon.

[The /jp/ Police !3GqYIJ3Obs No.]

>>3124569
You're not the /jp/ police
Reported

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

Everyone knows I'm the only one on /jp/ this thread applies to.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I rent the basement in a house, and a couple of girls my age rent the upstairs. About 20 minutes ago, I was bored of playing through a VN, so I went into my bedroom and was laying on my bed. Anyway, the two girls were outside my bedroom window sitting on the porch (I had the blinds up obviously, so they can't see me) and I was listening in on their conversation.

"So, you ever see the guy downstairs?" "Yeah, I saw him walk down the alleyway at midnight last night, pretty weird" "Don't you think?" "Yeah, and he never has friends over, I don't think he has any, sometimes I think he's out of town but then I hear him moving around downstairs." "He creeps me out."

I'm still hurting inside, my left-shoulder is all tense from the anxiety of hearing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124267
Have a friend who has a girlfriend, if that counts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124643
You're on your way to becoming a neighborhood legend, anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124643
Do creepy shit like carry a shovel around in the middle of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124643
:(

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[Anonymous No.]

>>3124643
start to really creep them out. Think what would Freddy Krueger do.

[Anonymous No.]

I have one, she just blew me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124658
I lol'd hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124661
>>3124675
That might be fun at first thought, but I don't want a bad reputation with the land lord, because if I ever have to rent somewhere else my land lord is my only reference, because I really don't have any friends or family anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124643
;_; Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

A relationship with another person that isn't in your family is always one that will take something away from you. You will not have as much time for yourself, very little privacy, you have to cater to their preferences and emotions and you will always have to deal with the other persons attitude. I could go on but I believe i have made my point clear, if you want free time to yourself and true happiness you will stay away from relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124643
You should have started knocking the blinds to make them freak out.

[Anonymous No.]

Girlfriend? No, thanks!
Girlfriend is 3D pig disgusting.
I am not bad-looking and a lot girls want me as boyfriend.
But, I want to be alone! Go away damn 3D girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124736
It always is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124700
So incest is awwright?

[Anonymous No.]

I had one for about 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124728
>I am not bad-looking and a lot girls want me as boyfriend.
This is what some of you actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124736
Of course. Everything stays in the Family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3124747
What happened then?