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3109121 No.3109121 [Reply] [Original]

Do not allow Dr. Mario to touch your genitals. He is not actually a doctor.

>> No.3109128

full pic plz

>> No.3109126

Looks like you missed /v/, bro.

>> No.3109135

Why haven't any interest groups sued Nintendo for having such a pedophilic mascot?

>> No.3109136
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3109136

Do not allow Dr. Eirin to touch your genitals. She is not actually a doctor.

>> No.3109143

>>3109136

I don't care.

>> No.3109144

Plumber/Doctor is pretty much the most awesome dual classing there is. He'd take patients dying from blood loss after a traffic accident and turn them into cyborgs with pipes coming out all over them as a life support system.

Aviator/Attorney would be pretty awesome too. Like Phoenix Wright, except you make your entrance by crashing a plane into the court.

>> No.3109152

>>3109144
You wouldn't be much of an aviator if you kept crashing into buildings Anonymous.

>> No.3109168

>>3109152
he would just argue that the courthouse was built too close to the airport

>> No.3109182

>Aviator/Attorney
Still not as stupid as Prosecutor/Rock star.

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>>3109144

>> No.3109230

>>3109196

Fuck yes, Katherine Bell. I used to fap to her so much.

>> No.3109244
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>>3109196

Problem, petty officer?

>> No.3109265

>>3109196
JAG? fucking good old times... Mac was love

>> No.3109273

>>3109244
Gibbs? On MY /jp/? It's more fuck-awesome than you think.

>> No.3109297

>>3109273

Who?

>> No.3109298
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>>3109244
Those are some sexy boots.

>> No.3109317

>>3109298

Bitches don't know shit about Jethro's sexy boots.

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>>3109297

>> No.3109377

>>3109121
Why is Mario molesting Cloud?

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>>3109366

Yet another reason no one likes the Italians.

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