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31077021 No.31077021 [Reply] [Original]

Alice is a wonderful person.

>> No.31084322
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>>31077021
She's too nice. Imagine letting someone stay over at your house because they got lost in a forest.

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This is still my favorite Alice

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>>31077021
I love alice she is so beautiful

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Yeah, I love Alice.

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>>31088459
That's not Alice, that's what would happen if Marisa and Alice had a child

>> No.31091683

>>31090027
>that's what would happen if Marisa and Alice had a child
Hello Alice.

>> No.31091784

>>31091683
hello ame

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Alice is my wife!

>> No.31095925

>>31095799
I wish Alice was my wife...

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Shhh... Alice is sleeping.

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>>31095925
Im forry for you, because she is MINE!

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>>31095958
this is my chance

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Arisu arisu!

>> No.31099899

This thread is a fucking lie i can smell it anyone named alice is a nutjob.

>> No.31100045

I want to nap with Alice on her couch

>> No.31100420

I had a dream about Alice last night.
Inexplicably, we were in a hotel, she was naked and atop me. For some reason, my penis kept slipping off of her. She was berating me loudly, telling me I was retarded and that a Down's Syndrome baby must have taught me to have sex.
Then I accidentally inserted my penis in her ass. She yelled out, slapped me, then jumped off my body, and screamed that I was the worst at having sex.
I jolted awake at that point.

>> No.31101515

Lolice > Alice

>> No.31101785
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>>31101515
Every alice is perfect

>> No.31101890

>>31101785
No.

Lolice > Alice

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>>31101785
I like dork Alice, Kind Alice, and Serious Alice

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>>31101979
>dork
>kind
>serious
You just described alice in three lines

>> No.31102840

>>31101785
Which alice to choose ummm mother alice? No! daughter alice n-no sister alice- NO ILL TAKE ALL OF THEM!

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>>31102391
I guess I like Alice then

>> No.31103370

>Alice uses Butterfly Dream Pills
Man she really is pathetic isn't she

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Why does she come to parties if she just sits by herself?

>> No.31109163

>>31105240
So she can say she attended them! Don't judge her!

>> No.31109191

I FUCKING LOVE ALICE

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Alice has a new friend!

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Serious Alice is so cool!

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>>31112694
I love alice's pantyhose

>> No.31114228

>>31114110
I bet they smell great. I bet all of Alice shells great

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>>31114110
I love Alice's gloves

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>>31115962
White gloves are better!

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>>31116196
I wish the gloves and skirt were longer

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>Because Shanghai exists~
>I'm not lonely~
>I'm not lonely at all~

>> No.31122033

>>31119040
If she remembered Hourai exists, then she could say she has more than one friend.

>> No.31125887

Alice!

>> No.31129387

>>31125887
Shanghai!

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>>31125887
>>31129387
Alice Shanghai Hourai!

>> No.31137296

>>31119040
Fun fact: because she uses the word for existence いる, she’s implying that her dolls are actually alive. Normally dolls would be referred to with the word of existence ある, which is for nonliving things.

Alice has lost it!

>> No.31137983

>>31137296
>Alice has lost it!
She knows she can kill!?

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>>31137983
Look out, she has a gun!

>> No.31144892

>>31119040
If Alice likes her dolls so much, why does she turns them into improvised explosives?

>> No.31148194

>>31137983
Wait, Alice can kill?

>> No.31151814

>>31148194
No, she cant even kill herself

>> No.31152096

I want to nap with Alice

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>>31101979
Imagine being stuck inside with Alice for a prolonged period of time whilst she rattles on about her hobbies and interests in way too much detail, throwing out terms and jargon without stopping for breath or to give explanation.

>> No.31153132

>>31100045
I want to nap on Alice's cooch

>> No.31153440
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Alice uses dolls because she's WEAK

>> No.31156279

>>31153089
Can I brush her hair while she does it?

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>>31153440
Alice is STRONG and ATHLETIC

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I want Alice to see that I am hurt and want to help care for me

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I want Alice to hurt me

>> No.31158539

I want Alice to pat my head

>> No.31159455

>>31151814
>she cant even kill herself
And yet, she loves to tell everyone that she will do it.

>> No.31159941

I want Alice to teach me how to bake

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>>31159455
She just wants human connection

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>>31161167
She could have it, but instead she chooses to believe that people who are nice to her either have ulterior motives, or are making fun of her.
If she learned to trust people, she wouldn't be so lonely.

>> No.31162072
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>>31161909
But growing up people that were nice to her were making fun of her or had ulterior motives. How could she possibly have trust in anyone if just about everyone significant in her life was tricking her?

>> No.31162888

>>31162072
Okay, you have a point, but if she keeps distrusting and pushing people away, she'll spend the rest of her life alone.

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>>31162888
But that's already happening anon. Although she has a few surface level friends and acquaintances, Alice spends almost all of her time alone inside of her house not talking to anybody. The idea that she would go out and meet someone to have a deeper connection with is almost unthinkable, how would she even do it?

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>> No.31166381

>>31161167
>She just wants human connection
That shouldn't be too hard. She already does plays in the village.

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>>31153440
>>31157059
Alice is the strong

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>> No.31176389

Alice wears such cute clothes

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>>31176389
Cute clothes for a cute girl!

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Alice's Christmas Eve (everyone is invited)

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Please do your best Alice-chan!

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>>31181432
I want to show up to Alice's party, even if no one else does!
In fact, having Alice-chan all to myself sounds like heaven!

>> No.31187202

she is okay

>> No.31191887
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>>31187202
That's right!

>> No.31192860

>>31182972
You're too late, anon. Marisa showed up before you, drank all the tea and ate all the cookies.


...and maybe fucked Alice.

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>>31192860
I'm scared for Marisa

>> No.31196055

>>31077021
Reminder that Alice doesn't want, need or ask for superchats because she's not a corporate whore.

>> No.31197146

>>31181432
I would come, am I supposed to bring anything besides a gift for Alice?

>> No.31198258

>>31197146
A wedding ring would be appreciated.

>> No.31198296

>>31198258
But i've barely even gotten to know her personally!

>> No.31200365

>>31198296
Plenty of couples get married after the first week. Don't be ashamed to seal the deal with Alice only after the first 3!

>> No.31202121

>>31200365
That's not true at all! I need to get to know Alice before I marry her, we're not even in a relationship yet!

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>> No.31205076
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Your children belong in Alice's belly

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>>31205076
How many times do I have to say "I don't want kids" before Alice gets the message, I wonder?

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>>31205169
>I don't want kids
you don't need to worrying about having kids with her, because she is going to have my kids

>> No.31205759
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Imagine this girl coming up to you, asking to hang out with her.

>> No.31205895
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Alice is going on a adventure

>> No.31206029

>>31205169
Such a cute Alice, I want to bully her until her apron is soaked in tears!

>> No.31206056

>>31205759
She seems like a nice and interesting person, so I'd be happy to.

>> No.31206935

>>31205169
>"I don't want kids"
Hold on a minute. Are you gay or something? Alice is an absolute beauty and you don't want children with her? Have you spent too much time around Clappy and her torch? You sound insane dude!
If you're serious, you better have a condom on your condom and pull out every time, even if she leglocks you.

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>>31205538
Yeah, sure, whatever.

>>31206029
Alice is not for bully, anon. Please keep this in mind if you intend to try.

>>31206935
>Are you gay or something?
No. Not wanting to have kids with her != not wanting to have sex with her.

>Alice is an absolute beauty and you don't want children with her?
Yes, but it's not specific to Alice.

>Have you spent too much time around Clappy and her torch? You sound insane dude!
Children are an abomination on this world and I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy.

>> No.31209234

>>31208462
Her biological imperative will always be to have children.
If they're not yours, they'll be someone else's.

You need to consider that.

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>>31209234
>Youkai
>Biological imperative
Yeah, sure, whatever

>> No.31209845

>>31209554
Former human, anon. She may not get hungry, but that doesn't mean old habits don't die hard.
Folks like Kourin had to come from somewhere.

>> No.31210113

>>31205076
Will she give me my BOY without any trouble?

>> No.31210394
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Alice may few friends but all of them give her enough love to go for a lifetime.

>> No.31210576

>>31209554
She became a magician anon. She still has human qualities.

>> No.31211258

>>31210113
Surely yes
Just keep knocking her up and she'll birth a boy eventually

>> No.31213670

If I raped and impregnated Alice, would she still love the baby and raise it properly?

>> No.31214912

Would Alice hate me?

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>> No.31215950

>>31214912
It's possible. I wouldn't recommend trying to get her to hate you though.

>> No.31216343

>>31215950
I don’t want her to hate me, i want to be friends with her. I want to learn how to bake from her. I want to learn magic from her. I want to learn about Gensokyo from her. I want to learn how to make tea from her. I want to spend time with her.

>> No.31218097

>>31216343
It's possible considering she's nice enough to let you stay over if you get lost in the Forest of Magic. You just have to get through to her. She's still of human origin, even if she eventually became a Magician. You could learn from her and spend time with her, but a good starting point would be to meet her first. Make your commitment clear to her, and maybe you'll have a chance. It's Alice after all so there aren't any guarantees.

>> No.31220019

>>31218097
I always wondered, it's said that alot of people leave asap when staying over with Alice, but what about the people who don't? What does Alice do with them? Take them to the human village and dump them there?

>> No.31220349

>>31220019
They leave. If you're creeped out, then yeah, you'd be smart to high tail it out of there as soon as possible.

>> No.31221875

>>31218097
>Make your commitment clear to her, and maybe you'll have a chance.
But wouldn't suddenly saying that you want to become her student after just receiving her hospitality be asking too much?

>> No.31222036

>>31221875
I'm not saying just go out looking for Alice out of the blue, try to make it seem as natural as possible. Even if you have to somehow convince someone to teach you the basics of magic first. If you show promise, then I'm sure she'd consider it if you plan accordingly.

>> No.31224363

>>31222036
How many people do you think have asked her in the past?

>> No.31227979

>>31222036
I wonder how someone even begins learning magic in gensokyo

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>> No.31240847

>>31233553
I'd rather marry Alice instead of a stupid doll.

>> No.31240945

>>31240847
Shanghai is cute and hardworking. Alice just complains.

>> No.31241084

>>31240945
But Shanghai is controlled by Alice. That means Alice is the cutest and most hardworking!

>> No.31241507

>>31241084
>Shanghai is controlled by Alice
But her dolls have some level of autonomy/sentience, since she talks to them.

>> No.31241748

>>31241507
Oh, that's just Alice being a creepy witch who lives in the forest as usual. Don't mind it.

>> No.31250539

>>31241507
Are there any doujins of Alice finishing her autonomous doll?

>> No.31256440
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It may be Christmas Alice, but don't die!

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>>31250539
There is.

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>> No.31265723

>>31264998
i think shes trying to tell me something.

>> No.31269000

>>31264998
I can't believe Alice is this flexible

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>>31265723
Alice can be very inviting when she wants to be

>> No.31275412

>>31270816
God imagine living with Alice

>> No.31280520

Considering Alice is European, odds are good she's taller than the average person in Gensokyo, as japs were very small compared to euros way back when
That
That might explain the discomfort they feel towards her
Hard to feel tough around the immensely powerful enigmatic woman that stands a head or more taller than you

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>>31280520
That and her tendency to nail straw dolls to trees. And take drugs. And live alone in the woods.

>> No.31288496

>>31270816
Outdoors sex with Alice-chan!
Going back to the village with my semen still inside her!

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>>31281232
And make sex dolls of a certain girl, hump said dolls, wear the same clothes for months... the list goes on

>> No.31294806

>>31288496
If you do that, don't be shocked if she winds up pregnant

>> No.31297798

>>31294806
Shocked? I'll be overwhelmed with happiness!

>> No.31301023

Alice please save me

>> No.31305144

>>31270816
I think she's just scratching an itch dude.

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Oh no...

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>>31305144
Yeah... an itch...

>> No.31315978

Alice isn't a pushover, remember that.

>> No.31317059

>>31270816
>>31315976
Why is Alice so lewd? Does she want a boyfriend or something?

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31317425

>>31315978
Of course, that's why I want to be her student

>> No.31324606

>>31317425
I wish you luck in your quest anon

>> No.31328868

>>31309336
What happened?

>> No.31329879

Is ejaculating inside of Alice a bad idea?

>> No.31330105
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Alice, just go out and make some friends lol!

>> No.31330584
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>>31328868
Playgirl Marisa used Alice for a favour for Patchouli while making Alice think she was there for her

>> No.31330747

>>31301023
If you yell out in the magic forest for Alice to come and save you will she come?

>> No.31334115

>>31324606
I wonder how I could apply it to real life

>> No.31343260
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>> No.31345396

>>31309336
>>31330584
Alice-chan doesn't deserve that. I want to console her.

>> No.31346477

>>31343260
Why can't she stay as Lolice?

>> No.31347362
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>>31330747
She'll think it's some sort of prank meant to lure her out of her home and embarrass her. So no, she wouldn't.

>> No.31350479

>>31343260
Shovel opens way too the other options surprisingly enough.

>> No.31350627

>>31347362
So if Alice hears someone dying and screaming in the woods, she'll just ignore it?
What a terrible person.

>> No.31350706

>>31350627
Nonsense. She'll go out later, retrieve what's left of the body, and use it for parts.

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>>31350627
Yes. It's not her problem. And even then, could just be another prank. Like that last time Alice tried to help someone, only to get a snowball shoved down her collar

>> No.31351262

Fuck you guys i have 6 alices and i am not here to share any.

>> No.31351351

>>31347362
Oh. I was having fun fantasizing about Alice flying in to save me from some scary youkai like a cool hero. But I guess I was wrong

>> No.31351740

>>31350706
I like to believe not even Alice would do something as grotesque as that.

>>31350888
That's complete paranoia. It's scary that Alice's mental healthy has deteriorated to the point she'd let a person die just so she doesn't run the risk of being bullied.
I believe Alice is a good person, she just needs help.

>> No.31351965

>>31351740
She is going to make male dolls and she needs assets to make them work.

>> No.31352070

>>31350627
She has probably done it hundreds of times already.
Her rushing out there would only bring her face to face with a youkai who already killed them. It would be pointless.
At best, her efforts in getting the residents of the Forest of Magic to scare people off would save more lives overall.

>> No.31353471

No way, Alice is nice and a good person and wouldn’t stand idly by while someone crys out her name when calling for help!

>> No.31353672

>>31353471
>someone cries out her name when calling for help!
how will she recognize a voice she hasn't heard before?

>> No.31353959

>>31353672
That's why you should befriend her when she visits the village.

>> No.31358518

God I want to wake up on Alice’s lap. I want to feel her calming touch as she pets my head. I want to hear her soothing voice as she whispers nice things to me. I want to smell her relaxing and sweet scent.

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>> No.31365986

>>31365840
I was going to say that I want to steal Marisa from Alice in the most cruel way I can think of, but those green eyes turn me off.

>> No.31371374

>>31365986
That's her trick

>> No.31378703

>>31365986
Why is that?

>> No.31382076

Alice, please beat me for my worthlessness

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>> No.31391451

>>31382076
Alice is a masochist, she wants you to beat her instead.

>> No.31391704

It's dumb how fanon makes Alice come off as lonely, yandere, or a pushover. It's pretty obvious that she enjoys being alone, is unsociable, but is still nice enough to help random humans that get lost in the forest, probably because she was human once.

>> No.31395455

>>31205895
Very nice pic

>> No.31400953

Alice seems like she's more trouble than she is worth.

>> No.31401331

>>31400953
One night stands is all she's good for.

>> No.31401385

>>31391451
I'll go get the shovel

>> No.31401467

>>31205169
>>31205759
Alice looks legitimately pretty here.
Is it the hair?

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>>31400953
Oh yeah? Well... Alice thinks you're so fucking shallow that the Yama wouldn't even know what to judge you on!

>> No.31404491

I want to eat lunch with Alice

>> No.31404941

>>31401467
Alice is exceedingly beautiful. She's among the best looking girls in Gensokyo.
She just has a few issues with her personality, hobbies, behaviour and social skills. But it's nothing big.

>> No.31404987

>>31404941
still would not fuck.

>> No.31405804

Alice's hairband is called an Alice band:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_band

>> No.31406411

>>31405804
What a fucking narcissist! I bet she brings it up in conversations all the time!

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>>31404491
Your lunch will be vomit

>> No.31410506

>>31410434
Sometimes I tell anons that they're wrong about Alice, and that she's a great person.
Maybe I'm the one who was wrong all along.

>> No.31410776

>>31410434
You’re wrong, it will be Alice’s wonderful sandwiches and such
>>31410506
You’re not the one who’s wrong, it’s them. I tell you it’s them

>> No.31413483

>>31410776
Sandwiches full of vomit and piss!

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>>31413483
That's just not true

>> No.31418244

>>31404197
coming from a witch who can't stop thinking of a girl half her size...

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>>31413577
Alice's cooking...

>> No.31424614

>>31410434
Alice... please act natural...

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>>31424614
That IS Alice in her natural state!

>> No.31437210

Do not approach a horny alice it will not end well for you.

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>>31424614
You got it!!!!!

>> No.31444659

>>31437210
I did just that.
Upon observation, I can conclude that you will never know if Alice is horny or not. Your best option is to keep your distance from her.

>> No.31449019

You’re going to kiss Alice

>> No.31449476

>>31449019
Can I kiss her everyday?

>> No.31453817

>>31449476
No, only every hour

>> No.31454069

>>31453817
Alice-chan is a very clingy girl.

>> No.31454843

>>31454069
Just turn her into a baby factory
She can direct her attention to all your children

>> No.31459386

>>31454069
If she had an apprentice, would she be super protective of them or dangerously negligent via overdone praise and refusing to acknowledge their failures?

>> No.31459842

>>31459386
She'd be very afraid of losing her one and only apprentice, so probably both. She wouldn't teach the them any spells that have risk of injury, no matter how small it is, so she'd spend the day teaching them how to cook and sew. And she'd still be a terrible teacher at that, since she'd say the food is delicious regardless of how awful it is.

>> No.31460050

>>31459842
What about when her apprentice returns home after some errands barely alive after being attacked by some youkai and being unable to defend themselves due to not knowing any decent magic?

>> No.31460677

>>31460050
The scene will be a bit traumatic and fill her with guilt, but at least she'll learn that she has been committing a grave mistake this whole time.
The mistake, whoever, is not neglecting to teach magic, but letting her apprentice walk alone on the forest. From now on, she'll be in shouting distance, if not in the same room, as her apprentice 24/7. The only "errand" they'll be running is setting the forks and plates on the table when it's time for dinner (but not the knives, since Alice would deem that to be way too dangerous).

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Oh that Alice, she's always... "stringing" people along.

>> No.31460946

>>31460677
Alice really became just like her mother in the end

>> No.31460975

>>31460677
What about when she finds out her apprentice has been secretly learning magic and danmaku behind her back?

>> No.31465138

>>31460975
Lots of butt spanking and never being allowed to leave Alice's sight.
There's also a chance that the fear of her apprentice getting hurt will make her lose her sanity, and cause her to turn her apprentice into a living doll

>> No.31466427

>>31465138
How could Alice's apprentice fix all of this?

>> No.31474123

>>31460677
>>31459842
>>31465138
I wonder how other people in gensokyo would react to finding out about this

>> No.31483262

>>31474123
Who says they'd ever find out?

>> No.31483729

>>31466427
Can't. Alice is beyond repair.

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This thread planted a fear of Alice in me.

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>>31486783
Oh, so you think Alice is scary? Is it cause you think she's ugly? You wanna fight? You wanna fucking die you SCUM?

>> No.31487836

>>31486783
This thread has done nothing but make me love Alice even more. And make me want to apprentice myself to her.

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>>31487699
Aaaah, an angry Alice is so cute!

>> No.31488886
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Time to remind Alice-chan she's not welcome around here...

>> No.31490135

>>31486783
I was afraid of alice when she took me to her ‘’wonderland’’.

>> No.31497452

>>31483262
Well surely someone would have to visit her evebtually

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>>31497452
That's what the soundproof basement is for.

>> No.31497901

>>31497595
What if the apprentice begs on their hands and knees for Alice to just teach them magic while apologizing for the mistakes they’ve made so far

>> No.31500084

Studies find that males enjoy sex much more when it is done with mentally unstable girls. Like Alice.

>> No.31501507

>>31500084
Although that sounds plausible, does it take into consideration the effort of seducing one (specially hard for someone with trust issues like Alice) and the terrible things that can happen afterwards?

>> No.31501610

Alice's big tits.

>> No.31507002

>>31501610
Alice's hourglass figure!

>> No.31510917

>>31507002
Sneaking behind Alice on the street and sticking your hand in her panties!

>> No.31518527

>>31510917
Finding out Alice is actually wearing a chastity belt instead of panties!

>> No.31519307

>>31510917
Ways to get yourself killed in Gensokyo part 1

>> No.31521492

>>31518527
There's no way she would wear such a thing, the book she borrowed from patchouli told her to wear lace panties under her tights!
>>31519307
what's part 2?

>> No.31522360
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>>31510917
Finding out Alice leaks poop!

>> No.31523069

>>31518527
>>31521492
More like finding out Alice doesn't wear any panties.
By the way, that'll get her horny, so remember to take responsibility.

>> No.31525138
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Patting the dolls with Alice!

>> No.31533212
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Hypnotism isn't real, right?

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>>31533212
I want to undo the hypnosis in the middle of fucking Alice!

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Alice is going to celebrate the New Year alone... like last year...

>> No.31539815
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>>31539260
What is Alice's New Year's Resolution going to be?

>> No.31540939
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>>31539260
Alice is gonna celebrate it... with me

>> No.31540949

>>31539815
Getting a boyfriend.

>> No.31542348 [SPOILER] 
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>>31540949
>Getting a boyfriend
she already have one and is me

>> No.31549604

>>31382076
It's impossible to have less worth than Alice.

>> No.31552812
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>>31549604
22 people like Alice as can be seen here! >>31330105

>> No.31552955

>>31552812
I hope those 21 (it's obvious she liked her own post) people give her lots of support, because almost 40 thousand people saw how pathetic she is, and that is sure to mess with her head.

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>>31552955
Those 40,000 people are just jealous that Alice is so creative! The support of 20 people is worth the mockery of a million!!

>> No.31555833

>>31088008
Same

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Alice tries to count her friends...

>> No.31563878
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Alice is grateful for all of your support.

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>>31563878
You're welcome, Alice! You'll still be my favorite touhou in 2021 as well!

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Start the year right with a healthy dose of Alice!

>> No.31572603

>>31566349
Congratulations Anon.

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