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What kind of onee-samas does /jp/ like? The strict onee-sama that will punish her ward? Or the knightly onee-sama upholding justice? Or some other sort?

>> No.3094046

>>3094043
I like both.

>> No.3094047

The one that likes me.

>> No.3094048

>>3094047
Aww, Anonymous is a romantic.

>> No.3094073

>>3094043
What makes them mutually exclusive? The onee-sama that upholds justice will also punish her ward for failing to heed justice.

I receive the perfect onee-sama.

>> No.3094078

>>3094048
No, just desperate.

>> No.3094082

The one that gets frustrated at me for being so hopeless, but then goes all dere and cooks me dinner.

>> No.3094088
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3094088

>>3094043

>> No.3094099

I hate onee-samas.

>> No.3094123

The one that ties me up, puts my face between her legs, and makes me eat her out until one of us falls asleep every night.

>> No.3094191

The kind oneesama that cooks breakfast for me every morning and has a warm smile.

>> No.3094209

I don't really care for oneesamas, but it would be interesting to not be the oldest anymore. Also if I had to choose, I'd want Agrias to be my oneesama.

>> No.3094251
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3094251

>the knightly onee-sama

Signum is the only Oneesama for me.

>> No.3094274
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3094274

knightly onee-sama

>> No.3094293

>>3094274
She's not an onee-sama. She's far too moe and clumsy. Karura fits the onee-sama role better, even if she's not knightly.

>> No.3094330

>>3094251
I think she's too jumpy.

>> No.3094344
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3094344

Indifferent onee-sama.

>> No.3094367

I like the idea of an onee-sama sort who's a ruler and some kind of mix of strict and just and then you go root out conspirators and rebels plotting against her and you secretly love her but you'll never have a hope with her because you're not of noble blood. Kind of specific, but there you go.

>> No.3094368
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3094368

Alphard-sama would make a rotten onee-sama though, she'd probably keep you tied up in a safehouse somewhere and periodically rape you for her amusement.

>> No.3094403

>>3094367
FUND IT, whatever that is.

>> No.3094408

the stupid Yandere type. but gets serious in serious situations.

>> No.3094427

>>3094367
>>3094403
Isn't that the "ideal" (as in, romanticized) relationship between a Medieval knight and his lady?

In that case, Dulcinea is my onee-sama.

>> No.3094433
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3094433

How about... the type who worries when something big is happening but dotes from time to time as well.

I'm thinking bout my irresponsible irl sister here.
Bit of an airhead but can be rather harsh when she wants to.

A mixture of tsundere and yandere with no real trigger for each except her mood at the moment.

Scatterbrained but on point when needs to be.
Easy to please with just chocolate and a chick flick.

(No flack but... shizune reminds me of my sister heavily)

>> No.3094452

>>3094344
What anime is this?

>> No.3094498
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3094498

You have the rest of this?

>> No.3094513

>>3094433
Be honest; do you think your sister would go out with me?

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3094531

>>3094452

Canaan

>> No.3094537

>>3094452
boku no pico

>> No.3094553
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3094553

If by Justice, I'd take Sakamoto as my sister. Sisters of Battle.

>> No.3094561

>>3094452
Sugoi: the animu.

>> No.3094584
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3094584

An onee-chan is fine too

>> No.3094604

A Tama-nee is fine too.

>> No.3094607
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3094607

I want an onee-sama that's kind and loving, and will always protect me. She'll always push me to do my best, and she'll always be there to offer me guidance or to pick me up when I fall. I want the Major.

>> No.3094614
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3094614

An onee-sama that fusses over my appearance.

>> No.3094639

>>3094584
Sauce for this?

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3094645

>>3094639
Oniuta

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3094705

>>3094498

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3094711

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>> No.3094723
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3094723

Last one.

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>>3094711
critical hit

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3094737

>>3094705

>> No.3095780

>>3094513
A couple hours later


Sorry, she is married.

>> No.3095793
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3095793

The senpai onee-sama that likes to tease you a lot, but when you tease her back, she blushes. And then hot sex and love.

>> No.3095823

>>3095793
The sempai onee-sama that doesn't exist

>> No.3095855

>>3095823
Such... cruelty. ;_;

>> No.3095872

It feels weird trying to choose an onee-sama when I'm already older than most of these characters.

>> No.3095879

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-HUe2SNWjM&feature=related

>> No.3095901

The onee-sama that quits school to find a job so that she can pay for my education because our parents died in a car crash. She'll have no time for guys and will care only for me.

>> No.3095924

>>3095872
I noes rite?

>> No.3095954

>>3094043
I prefer an "Onee-sama" who wants to be called Milady.

>> No.3096020

Rapist onee-sama.

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