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Christmas soon, have you been good?

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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>> No.30921246
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>>30921133
I hope I'll get loads of books personally

>> No.30921393
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Just wholesome Christmasy things

>> No.30921491
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Even Whitehorn-Kira is getting into the mood of the season.

>> No.30922270
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Jabberwocks seem like the girls that'll give you a blowjob under the table while you're eating dinner together at a restaurant

>> No.30922385

>>30922270
>wock tentacles are for blowjobs
>they don't have lips

>> No.30922578

>>30922385
No, no, no. The tentacles aren't giving you a blowjob. She's giving you the blowjob from her main mouth. The tentacles are sitting in the chair across from you, eating dinner and chatting with you

Her tentacles could give you a blowie though. Mamano mana makes it possible.

>> No.30922672

>>30922578
This is just crazy enough to work

>> No.30922690
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All I want for Christmas is a lilim gf

>> No.30923063
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>>30922690
I'd rather Mari instead

>> No.30923547

What would happen if you gave a wine goat everclear?

>> No.30923589

>>30923547
She'd chug the bottle like it was nothing and says it tastes like shit.

>> No.30923655

>>30922690
Why go for a Lilim when you could go for Lilith herself?

>> No.30923693

>>30923589
Is it weird that I know a person who actually does that IRL

>> No.30923698
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>>30912169
>Domesticated slime

>> No.30923716

>>30923655
Cause she's married, I'm may be a pervert but I'm certainly not a homewrecker

>> No.30923745

>>30923698
>Run as administrator

>> No.30923775
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I need a bunyip to keep me warm

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>>30923775
Autism snake is made for hugging.

>> No.30923945
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Would you drink a bottle of the Demon Lord's own milk?

>> No.30923969
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>>30923945

>> No.30924168

>>30923945
Milk drinking should only be done when eye contact can be maintained between the milker and the milkee.
Betsy told me so.

>> No.30924345

>>30923945
I don't know, it might be a little corrupted.

>> No.30924638
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So I've been watching Mandalorian. What species would Gina Carano be?

>> No.30924784
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>"so anon, what are you gonna do with your Christmas bonus?"

>> No.30924893

>>30924784
Buying Aquaman comics

>> No.30925050

>>30924638
Some kind of Ogre.

>> No.30925460
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With all the vtubers with monster girl avatars that are around right now I was wondering. What would actual monster girl youtubers/streamers be like?
Would they try to keep it kid friendly or would we have a succubus doing softcore porn while playing games without the softcore part?

>> No.30925518

>>30924784
I still haven't gotten the raise I was meant to get 2 months ago. Pretty sure the bonus is getting delayed as well.
But other than that it would be videogames and 40k miniatures.

>> No.30925598

>>30924784
I don't have one

>> No.30925748

>>30924784
We don't get bonuses. And if we did, they would be taxed to hell and back.

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>>30925460
It would probably run the gamut depending on who was doing the streaming. Not all that different from what we have now, really.

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>>30925460
Alright boys and girls it's ya girl Winry69 and today we're building a functional airplane out of Lego and paper mache

>> No.30926025

>>30925842
Didn't she get banned after making a bomb from tinfoil, vinegar and a bomb?

>> No.30926473

>>30926025
Kek

>> No.30926486
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>>30924784
"Gonna go hire that black harpy working the back alley between 4th and 5th street for a blowjob and overnighter."

>> No.30926656

>>30924784
I'm gonna buy a family size container of Demon Lord's Best™ 'Mayonnaise' and apply a healthy serving to all the office inboxes. Report me to HR if you must, I don't wanna wageslave here anymore.
Merry Christmas.

>> No.30926760

>>30926486
My cousin hired a black harpy for a night and she's been with him for two years now.

>> No.30926823

>>30926760
That's his own damn fault for accidentally saying "I love you" after he blew his load in her

>> No.30926846

>>30924784
>tfw your “Christmas Bonus” is just a two hour long video of your Monoeye HR head masturbating in your bedroom
>you decide to go to the Dragon company director and she tells you there was a mistake
>”You were supposed to be given this instead Anon.”
>it’s just a three hour tape of her masturbating and going into detail of why she’s the best candidate for you to marry in the company
Never work with monsters.

>> No.30926923

Be careful if you have to do any last minute shopping! Single monsters are getting desperate from the holiday stress. Next time you hear “All I Want for Christmas Is You” it may be coming from a monster pinning you down physically or from one that just finished the charm spell of a lifetime.
I don’t care how overplayed it is, I love how heartfelt the message is.

>> No.30926928

You know all those times you saw your prostitute, monster wife fucking other men before she met you? All those times she bragged about them being better at sex than you to make you jealous?

Turns out she those other guys were actually you from the future. With a bit of time travel and disguise magic, with a side of 'flayer mind-wiping, she fooled your younger self into thinking you were marrying a street whore, just to fulfill your fantasy of picking up a dirty girl from the streets, taking her in, and turning her into a loving housewife and mother. And of course she said "they" were better because your future self is much better at sex than your younger self.

>> No.30927030

>>30922578
It makes no sense, but I imagine the Wock’s tentacles as having a deep “cool guy” tone, but it’s still like the girl is doing it, she’s just impersonating it.

>> No.30927062

>>30923775
Bunyips are basically living Ugg boots. Australian, dark skinned, yet white and fluffy.

>> No.30927166

>>30927030
>Left tentacle sounds and speaks like a big black guy from the hood with a deep voice
>Right tentacle sounds like a high pitched, nasally, girly girl from the Midwest
>Jabberwock herself has a regular tone of voice for a girl
I imagine it'd be quite unsettling getting sucked on by the left tentacle

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You wouldn't a prostitute.

>> No.30927394

>>30926760
Woah dude, that must be like hella expensive.

>> No.30927468

>>30927311
I would. I'm eyeing up the blonde snake in the middle

>> No.30927518

>>30927311
I'd the harpy and the dragon.

>> No.30927777

>>30927311
But I would, I want to adopt/rescue a prostitute/sex slave mamono and help her forget about the past except it was all set up and she was just looking for someone with this kind of fetish

>> No.30927910
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>Be a gardener
>Have numerous grapevines because you fucking love grapes, grape jams and jellies, and raisins
>Wine goat moves in next door one day
>Gets excited when she sees your grape vines
>In her alcoholic mind, the only purpose of grapes are wine, only wine
>Immediately thinks you must be a wine connoisseur or at least produce your own wine
>She introduces herself to you
>She brings up the topic
>Tell her you don't like wine
>Tell her you don't drink alcohol at all
>Her dreams of fucking a fellow wine connoisseur are crushed instantly
>Despair befalls her
>Her excited tone turns to that of flat disappointment
>She still fucks you anyways though

>> No.30927949

>>30927910
Ask her to share some of that Bacchus magic so you can both have bountiful harvests of grapes

>> No.30928118

>>30927949
Think that's guaranteed after the fucking

>> No.30928618

>>30924784
Get a one year subscription to the Jelly of the Month club since our boss is a fucking stickler and I can't afford a pool this year, Helen.

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>>30921133

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>> No.30928919

>>30928905
What's her cunny smell like?

>> No.30928949

>>30928905
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS
Itty-bitty titty

>> No.30929049

>>30924784
Probably buy some rope.
Just in case.

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>> No.30929120

>>30924784
Two chicks at the same time!
And by that I mean I’m buying a doppelgänger potion for my Harpy waifu to use for our anniversary.

>> No.30929167

>>30929091
>Wight waifu hates the old photo albums when she was a zombie
>especially the Christmas pictures with her usually dressed as Mrs. Claus
>she burnt the photo album with her dressed as a reindeer

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>> No.30929367

>>30929167
>Wight
Isn't that a lich?

>> No.30929406
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https://www.xvideos.com/video59949745/hdoom_linear_doom

>> No.30929408

>>30926928
>subverting the miracle of NTR like that
Cringe & shit taste pilled

>> No.30929459

>>30929408
Fuck off back to /trash/

>> No.30929520
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>>30929049
same

>> No.30929580

>>30926846
>Two hours
>Three hours
A smart girl would trim that down to 15 minutes, concentrate all of your fetishes into it and use clever cuts so you couldn't look away. Then she'd deliver the file on a thumb drive attached to a bag of.cookies.made with a little aphrodisiac and a whole lot of love. This is why you choose a woman from PR or one of the stammering autists from Accounting that wouldn't even think of a promotional video.

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>>30929520
>no tails
Why do artists do this?

>> No.30929961

>>30926486
Might do the same, I need some way to let go all the stress. Maybe hire two prostitute kejorous while i'm at it. I love the back alleys at night.

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>> No.30930035

>>30929961
>kejorous
Those are for a nice hotel room or calling over to your home. Hair whores aren't meant to be treated like your common corner girls.

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>>30924784
Depending on how much I get, since I did have to work though the Mist Continent Virus, I'll probably pick up a 10mm 1911 if I can find one.

>> No.30930086
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https://exhentai.org/g/1803318/e66e7597ff/
Loli oni, I guess

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>> No.30930211

>>30930086
Cute.

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>> No.30930464

>>30924784
>bonus
More interesting seeds plus equipment to keep them from getting out and propogating. Don't wanna have any stupid accidents.

>> No.30930490

>>30930086
Cute. Still waiting on the new gazer doujin.

>> No.30930593

>>30930035
can it be both? I want to fuck street whore kejorous and sophisticated hired ones that you go somewhere decent with to fuck

>> No.30930869

>>30928905
Qt gote

>> No.30930919

>>30930593
Kej lend themselves much more to the former but there's no reason you couldn't find some doing the former in a situation where MG prostitutes were actually a thing. It'd more likely end up just being you and the wife RPing, which they'd also be good at, though.

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>>30929850
Because they have a complete lack of taste.

>> No.30931029
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>>30930920
Kikijourou

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>> No.30931582
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cow

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The sheep have won again, I don't want to get out of bed.

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>>30931582
>Pathetic

>> No.30931925

>>30931582
Ah, so this is how it feels to be a flatfag. Enlightening.

>> No.30931972

Anyone else find the idea of beastmen making animal sounds really cute?
>Holstaurs mooing when they're being milked
>Weresheep, Baphos, and Satyros letting out little bleats during sex
>Anubis doing a surprised yip when you hug them from behind, only to get cursed for making them let out such an embarrassing sound

>> No.30931975

>>30931675
I love big boobs!

>> No.30932011
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>What do you want for Christmas, brat? Come on make it quick, we have all of Winterstown waiting

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>>30931972
I assume that growls, howls, and woofs would all be a part of the package and would be SORELY disappointed otherwise.

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>> No.30932135

>>30924784
>"Liquor and games probably, what are you doing for the holidays boss?"

>> No.30932156

>>30932011
Anything?

>> No.30932165
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>>30924784
Gonna go treat that wight punk under the overpass to a nice dinner date.

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>> No.30932268

>>30931972
Not only is it cute, I expect it.

>> No.30932286
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>>30925460
There would be three types, the ones that are already married and do cute and/or lewd stuff with their husbands, thirsty singles who use it to jill off, and normal unmarried girls who just play games

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>>30932156
The last person that said "I want you" to Santa Ice Queen was "dealt with" by the gangs of Frostbite

>> No.30932322

>>30931972
Chuff

>> No.30932345

>>30932202
The little bug legs are for tickling you when you're cuddling her.

>> No.30932348

>>30927166
>Not making the left a hoodrat girl
You could have all of the humour without simulating having your cock sucked in prison

>> No.30932387

>>30932289
You have to distract her with the question and then steal a kiss from her.

>> No.30932401

>>30925460
>An entire site dedicated to noble, dignified monstergirls cutting loose on camera and raping the fuck out of their husbands
https://files.catbox.moe/0pzyxt.png

>> No.30932449

>>30932387
The wise man asks her for a reindeer instead.

>> No.30932467

>>30932011
Where can I find Krampus? I want to spend my Christmas cuddling with her.

>> No.30932474

Which monsters enjoy being bit

>> No.30932621

>>30932474
All the canine ones.

>> No.30932656

>>30932621
All of the felines, too. Nothing gets 'em going like a good neck bite, especially during doggy.

>> No.30932671

>>30932474
Easily zombies, and wights too. Wights won't admit it, and neither will vamps.

>> No.30932677

>>30932656
Some of the larger ones are likely to return the favor though.
And that is fine with me.

>> No.30932710

>>30932474
Hard candy golems want to, but nobody has the jaw strength to do it.

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>>30932387

>> No.30932891

>>30932677
>Have jinko wife
>Body covered in bite and scratch scars
>You're not some legendary hunter, that's just what a long life of good lays looks like when your wife has knives for fingernails and gets chompy when she's into it

>> No.30933024

>>30932883
No escape!

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>>30931029

>> No.30933124

>>30933024
That's the plan.

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>> No.30933268

>>30924784
>"Buy a wedding ring"

>> No.30933282

>>30933124
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught! What's the next step of your master plan?

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>> No.30933307

>>30933282
To keep kissing.

>> No.30933309

>>30921133
May wanna update the writers list sometime soon, as Pastebin just nuked all the pastes marked as mature via privating them, effectively flushing years of writing history down the drain. Accessing the link to the list now leads to a 404. If your favorite monster girl fic was also on pastebin, chances are that it's gone now too.

>> No.30933336

>>30933124
Kissing an ice girl and getting frozen lip locked is the same as a marriage proposal! If Ice Queen mom finds out there's no escape from her luxurious palace, she'll make sure you treat her daughter right and make lots of granddaughters. On the plus side, just think of the beautiful wedding the Ice Queen can arrange for you

>> No.30933427

>>30932474
Demons/Succubi, they love it when boys nibble on their tail.

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>> No.30933466

>>30933427
It's a great method for marriage proposal too

>> No.30933537

>>30933336
That sounds like great motivation to do it.

>> No.30933736

>>30933282
Tahih ouh mah wih... Wih lah uh ubble!

>> No.30934005

does anyone have a copy of monstermike's pastebin or his stories? he did monster world or something

can't find him in the mega backup, his pastebin account has been wiped, and no archives exist

pastebin fuckers won't even let us see what we've lost

>> No.30934048

>>30934005
the hell is with this sudden surge or puritanical clampdowns?

>> No.30934061
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I just had a weird dream where I was a in a small office room. It had two doors the one leading to the right had a glass window, and one on the left which didn't. which lead to an even smaller room, but it wasn't fully clear so everything was distorted. It had a figure in it with a black aura, sitting in front of an old pc, looking at the screen then at me, but it was impossible to tell who or what what it was, but it had humanoid features. I asked it where I'm, then when I tried to open the door it disappeared. Then a phone in my original room lit up with a number on its screen as if it was indirectly saying to call it, but I choose the door to the left. When I opened it there was this darkish figure in front of me, but now it was more clear it had female features. It had that typical secret detective jacket and a trilby. She also had a mask. I hesitated to attack her and she also pulled out a knife, but I choose not to and she put the knife away. Then I asked her will I be happy, she closed her eyes, and I could see she was smiling under the mask, but not this predatory one but a warm one. Then I woke up and I nearly burst into tears. This is pretty /x/ tier shit but I had a feeling it was a succ.

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Going straight for Druella's tail!.

>> No.30934164

>>30934048
They're worried about their bottom line after Pornhub was targeted by credit card companies.

>> No.30934234

>>30933309
I'm less worried about losing what I wrote since I know it's garbage and more about losing some of the stuff /tg/ wrote like For The Weak, etc.

>> No.30934306

>>30934148
Of course! Everyone knows the secret technique to defeating Lilims is to grab their tail! I also heard that they really don’t like it when you nibble and playfully bite on their tails too!

>> No.30934341

>>30934005
I'm sorry that I can't help you, but can you please post the link to that backup? This is the first time I've heard of it.

>> No.30934439

>>30934341
>Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

it's posted in every OP.

>> No.30934503

>>30934306
Place her tail on a flat hard surface and knead it with your knuckles

>> No.30934504

>>30934005
thats why you have to
save
absolutely
everything

>> No.30934543

>>30933309
Also I just realized that this means that all the anonymous pastes aren't even privated, just indefinitely lost to time. Fuck man.

>> No.30934561

>>30934048
Pornhub was finally called out to do something about the illegal porn on their site and they decided to remove their unverified videos. Other companies did the same thing so credit cards didn't pull out on them.

>> No.30934616

>>30934439
Oh I've seen that, but I didn't know it backed up Pastebin fics as well. Thank you very much for this.

>> No.30934625 [SPOILER] 
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Fireblu-colored demon.

>> No.30934875
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>> No.30935140

Another casualty from my bookmarks list: https://pastebin.com/u/Gethsemane

Posted entertaining collections of conversations from this thread. I'm surprised he wasn't included in the mega.

Archiving what's left, but there's quite a few you can only see on google cache that never got archived. https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:NUkeLFsOTWIJ:https://pastebin.com/u/Gethsemane/1+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca

They're not entirely lost, but to rebuild the inaccessible stuff I'd have to scour 4chan archives for vaguely-related keywords, since I don't have access to the actual text inside. Fuck me.

>> No.30935185

>>30935140
Pain.

>> No.30935487
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>>30935140
Fuck.

>> No.30935711
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>> No.30935742

>>30924784
I am gonna buy a lot of tendies

>> No.30935753

whats the one thing you say that puts your waifu in the mood?

>> No.30935816
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>> No.30935826

>>30935753
>"I don't like the grape snek"
or
>"I don't like the pharaoh"

>> No.30935887

>>30935753
>It's nap time.

>> No.30935994

>>30935753
https://youtu.be/FNUeuMvkOFs

>> No.30936041

>>30935753
All her titles.

>> No.30936048
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Be honest, would you let a monster girl eat you if it was good end?

>> No.30936061
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>>30935711
Paw foxes > the rest

>> No.30936174

>>30935753
Help sis, I'm stuck!

>> No.30936197

>>30936048
No.

>> No.30936412

>>30934005
Monstermike's pastebin was deleted before the purge, since I remember getting a 404 when I tried to access it a few months ago.
>>30935140
This one wasn't in the archive because I started archiving pastes after his last post. I probably would've grabbed his stuff if I went through all the previous /jp/ threads for pastes.
Added him now.
If it helps, I'll probably just start archiving all the previous /jp/ threads this christmas season.

>> No.30936477
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>>30936048
Depends what you mean by eat.

>> No.30936490

>>30935140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRA7d8KtA_E

>> No.30936494

>>30935140
>Somebody from here found my account
Holy shit bros, I stopped after I got frustrated from losing a ton of threads I had saved when my computer crashed. I've been thinking of starting again since I have some free time. Not sure why I never shared it here, maybe I was self conscious for some reason. Thanks for archiving what's survived anon

>> No.30936545

>>30936494
Wait, since you're here, do you mind grabbing a zip of your pastebin files? They're still there, just privated.

>> No.30936555

>>30936477
In a literal sense. Exploring her mouth and then belly.

>> No.30936582
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>> No.30936663

>>30936048
>>30936555
Fuck off back to /trash/

>> No.30936664

>>30936545

>> No.30936882
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>> No.30936971

>>30936882
Is that Champy?

>> No.30937446

>>30936971
Who?

>> No.30937488
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>> No.30937523

>>30937446
The Champlain lake monster, only US lake monster I can think of

>> No.30937719

>>30936494
It's the least I can do for all the hours of entertainment you've given us. If you can upload a backup of the privated stories on your account, that'd be golden.

Starting again is a great idea, just don't do it on pastebin, or any pastebin alternatives for that matter. That entire sector is a poisoned well, and we should never go back if we want to survive.

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>> No.30938268

>>30924784
new laptop
this POS apparently can't even run 4chanX userscript without chugging
8gb RAM and an SSD doesn't do much when the core2 duo 1.85ghz be bottlenecking everything
can't even watch some 720p shit without audio desync dammit

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>> No.30938459

>>30934005
It's possible they just switched anything that could be pornographic to private pastes. I had one public story that I don’t remember ever making private, now suddenly private.

>> No.30938637

>>30938268
Sounds like a job for Gremlin-san.

>> No.30938748

>>30938454
Pharaoh-chan has set you up.

>> No.30938796

>>30935140
>>30936545
>>30937719
I've downloaded them all. I have work tonight so I'll figure out where to put them sometime tomorrow or in the next few days

>> No.30938936

>>30938454
I think this is the first time I’ve seen this without her skin being recolored

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>> No.30939150

>>30938454
why are apophis like this?

>> No.30939248
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>>30935140
So after testing some things out on Pastebin, it turns out that the content ( At least for the time being ) is stuff that explicitly features underage characters. Only reason why I'm saying this here is because nearly all of my shit save for the loli Manticore twins has been re-organized as being accessible, whereas that story has been singled out as potentially offensive and forced into "Private". I would encourage any and all Anons who are still skeptical about whether or not Pastebin is going to fuck this shit up to either download what they can now while the opportunity is available, or download the mega because there's no telling what those dumb fucks are going to do next.

Cheers.

>> No.30939383

>>30939150
They hunger

>> No.30939443
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Ready or not, here comes an oni

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>>30939443

>> No.30939728

>>30934164
master card are also the reason why patreon has been a cunt for a long time now

>> No.30939732

>>30939248
pastebin has ALREADY fucked our shit up with zero warning, we really can't afford to be using them in any capacity moving forward

if you have any shit you like and want to read in the future, archive and/or download it asap and make sure it's submitted to the mega folder

>> No.30939745
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https://pastebin.com/yCT9u8uN
So apparently my pastesbin stuff is active agian which means I can post this short

Might still start posting on AO3

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>>30939443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJh0nVhB5sY

>> No.30939897

>>30939728
The world is just fubar at this point, global megacorporations allying with mentally ill social media identity politicians was the final nail in the coffin.

>> No.30939928

>>30935140
https://web.archive.org/web/20201219180029/https://pastebin.com/u/Gethsemane

>> No.30940060

>>30939897
In master card's case it's nothing to do with that, they've been anti porn for a long time and way before the political situation in the world got so polarized.
It's partly because porn has a much higher refund/charge back rate than anything else on the internet to the point they want nothing to do with it. Another reason is because republicans and democrats alike want card companies to "nudge" people into "good behavior" and clamp down on undesirable stuff

>> No.30940149
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Sleeping with ghouls:
>One ghoul face-to-face cuddling you kissing you and licking your face
>One ghoul down below sucking your dick and balls
>One ghoul down below tonguing your anus
>One ghoul cuddling you from behind giving you hickeys on your neck and nibbling at your ears
>One ghoul above your head assisting in face licking and giving you a nice view of some massive mammaries
You're gonna stink of ghoul spit everyday

>> No.30940210
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>> No.30940440

>>30940210
XL stuffing

>> No.30940518

>>30940440
The best kind

>> No.30940520

>>30939745
I like it beast.

>> No.30940573

>>30940440
>>30940210
next level pillow humping

>> No.30940791

>>30939732
That's kind of why I said for people to download the shit now while the opportunity is available. Like fuck's sake I know I have a well earned ill reputation around here but I'm not fucking around with this because this affects even the /tg/ smut repository.

>> No.30940813
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How would a genie react if I wished for her to have very bushy pubes?

>> No.30940894

>>30938454
You have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.30940938
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>> No.30941050

>scam magic lessons for anti-lolicons that end up with the victim being turned into a shota for the dark mage master to diddle

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>> No.30941309

>>30940149
I'd rather warm up a single zombie in her mausoleum

>> No.30941350
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>>30941050
She'll be at a loss from her spell's ineffectiveness.

>> No.30941413

>>30939045
Imagine walking around with your genitals exposed. Must be like being Donald Duck, but with more legs.

>> No.30941424

>>30941050
That doesn't sound bad though.

>> No.30941539

>>30941350
Of course, you cant turn manlets into shotas, they're already there.

>> No.30941542
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>> No.30941568

>>30941050
>Read story about anti-lolicons being scammed and turned into shotas
>Can only laugh at such displays of stupidly
>Get dressed and cleaned up for tonight because I'm going to meeting to discuss a solution to the growing undead problem
>The meeting is in a bad part of town and in a abandoned building
>Nothing could go wrong here
>Walk and wait for awhile
>A lich appears
>"Didn't think anyone that stupid would come here but come and get him girls"
>Get attack by a horde of zombies

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>>30941568
Good thing I brought my solution to the growing undead problem.

>> No.30941736

>>30940813
Define very bushy.

>> No.30941752
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>> No.30942010

anyone know how to archive fiction.live stories? archive.org doesn't seem to work on them

>> No.30942014

I am going to call my daughterus teutonic terrors and nobody is going to stop me

>> No.30942017

>>30941752
uncanny

>> No.30942323

>>30941752
>succubi hanging out at arcades training to get better at MGE: the Fighting Game for clout and getting the attention of shotas who are into cool bat-winged chicks

>> No.30942360

Remember:
Weresheep may look gentle but many can have deceptively rough dispositions, and can easily down a man with a vicious headbutt. Always remember to use the horn rule of thumb when dealing with the cloven race. Beware big horned girls, those handlebars aren't for show!

>> No.30942512

>>30924784
The same thing I do with all excess money: buy more miniatures.

>> No.30942516

>>30942360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUvcjk8J5c
Just confuse them with your thick irish accent

>> No.30942610

>>30942516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8RO_f92Sd4

>> No.30943505

if you can't handle 8 hellhounds can you really call yourself a man?

>> No.30943603
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How would a mamono react if you told her that she must a terrible taste if she is flirting with you?

>> No.30943612

>>30943505
If you're going to try make sure you know a good cobbler and remove the word "walk" from your lexicon.

>> No.30943618
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>> No.30943664
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>> No.30943720

>>30943505
my wife is an ushi-hellcorephomet.
i'm an absolute giga-chad

>> No.30943805

>>30943612
She excuses herself and consults her "Seducing Men with Low Self Esteem" Book.

>> No.30943993

>>30943603
That's a cuddlin'.

>> No.30944116
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>smug

>> No.30944321
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>>30944116

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>> No.30944408

>>30944321
Remember, its not cheating if its your wife from multiple points of time that make up your harem.

>> No.30944501

>>30944387
Christmas Kot detected.

>> No.30944537

>>30944501
Too bad you can't open her yet.

>> No.30944554
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Noble milk

>> No.30944585
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I love my wife!

>> No.30944631

>>30944554
None may drink it till they prove themselves worthy.
*Note this leaves her very engorged and tender in the chest.

>>30944537
Sounds like a fun gimmick for her till she realizes she also isn't getting any till christmas.

>> No.30944687

>>30943603
How about if you tell her to fuck off because you don't believe she's serious.

>> No.30944704

>>30944585
Well if you didn't love her, she would "proactively love" you until you loved her back.
I love the hairstyle. Fits hellhounds too damn well.

>> No.30944814

>>30944631
>they prove themselves worthy.
I bet the test is just having the balls to push her down and drink.

>she also isn't getting any till christmas.
This began the Great Lewd off of '20,in which rwo degenerates teased each other, both trying to get the other to snap and rape them. Both wanted to nut, but neither wanted to surrender before Christmas.

>> No.30944883

>>30944814
Exactly, a battle of wills.

And as for that vampire, yes you'd certainly prove yourself worthy, although she'd be quite irritated afterwards considering you let most of the court see her lewd face and hear her less than dignified moans.

>> No.30944908

>>30943603
I don't react well to positive reinforcement.

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>> No.30945066
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Pharaoh's needs huge tracks of land!

>> No.30945093

>>30945066
tract

>> No.30945120

>>30945066
I am willing to donate my bed.

>> No.30945123

>>30945066
I would love nothing more than to be the target of affection between a hugely busty pharaoh and her equally chesty apophis rival.
Bonus points if her anubis childhood friend/assistant in bigger still in the bust.

>> No.30945144

>>30945066
Also, a fertile delta.

>>30944883
>she'd be quite irritated afterwards considering you let most of the court see her lewd face
Her fault for not accepting the challenge in private. The conclusion was forgone anyway; she hasn't been as agile since she developed her leak.

>> No.30945185

>>30945144
Well, at least they're down to a slightly less large size.
They're still quite big due to, well, it seems storying it over capacity has had some side effects but thats not the point.

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>>30945123
Apophis and her non-graped pharaoh friend is a perfect combination.

>> No.30945244

>>30945123
The childhood friend Anubis tries to hide her gigantic chest with shirts, bindings etc. etc. But it never works

>> No.30945262

I want a buttslut Cheshire who wears white thigh high high heeled boots.

>> No.30945305

>>30945262
Short skirt too.

>> No.30945312

>>30945200
They're always in a never ending completion with each other too.

>> No.30945331

>>30945200
That's what I'm thinking.
A friendly rivalry that is now over me.

>>30945244
Exactly.
She looks only slightly less busty than the pharaoh till her bindings snap and their her skimpy top now has a massive amount of underboob showing or till some water splashes said fabric when she's just wearing a small shirt and everyone can see her breasts crammed into the pale fabric.

>> No.30945333

>>30945244
>it never works
I'll accept magical anime bindings for this one until her character arc during which it breaks and she's brought to accept her ridiculously bodacious self. She'd still wears loose shirts afterward, but the tents would be large enough to go camping in.

>> No.30945433

>>30945331
>>30945333
>Anubutt about to address the nation
>She's managed to bind them down enough with magic items that she looks positively flat
>In the middle of her speech it seems most Holy Hathor blesses the crowd by having the bindings fail and her breasts to pop out and be displayed in all their beauty before the crowd

>> No.30945508

>>30945433
Praise the sun.

>> No.30945542

>>30945305
No, a black leotard.

>> No.30945544

Which monster will ask you politely if they can rape you but will do it anyway?

>> No.30945582

>>30945508
Mighty and Most Holy Hathor's breasts are like the warmth of the sun.

>> No.30945637

>>30945433
>She's in front of the kingdom's nobility, major and minor.
>She's in her element, giving updates to the taxes that are being changed, new foreign relation updates, and any new hirings of noble scions.
>But then she feels it, that familiar, almost tearing feeling as the bindings and spells start failing.
>She's trying to keep her voice even as she picks up the pace, a few sharp eyes noticing how her chest is....almost starting to swell.
>One of the bindings snaps and her breasts seem to jump up a few cupsizes but she keeps going, her voice wavering as she talks about the incoming trade from the cyclopian blacksmiths they're partnering with.
>Everyone is staring not at her but her chest as she goes, her voice shakey and tears starting to form in the corners of her eyes.
>"A-and they're b-bring u-us some t-true silver k-kopeshes tha-"
>The bindings all give at once and her heavy, chocolate colored breasts break free, now resting on the podium she's speaking at, free for all to see and covering her notes.
>A few gasps come from the crowd, and a couple snickers from those that know her true bust size, and she's just repeating the last sentence over again as she tries to struggle through the shame.

>> No.30945713

>>30945637
>The high Priestess of Hathor praises the Anubis' name
>The Pharaoh is looking highly amused at this whole thing
>Poor Anubutt's little spells and bindings caused her breasts to become extra sensitive, and she's trying not to cum from a slight breeze

I like to think the Pharaoh is the taller of the two. Possibly with a bigger butt.

>> No.30945794

>>30945713
Yes, she'd be taller and have a larger set of hips and bigger rear.
She'd definitely be trying to hide her amusement at the sight of the anubis stammering through the rest of her speech as her breasts, exposed to the elements, are teased by a new breeze

>> No.30946014

>>30945713
>apophis
>womanlet pharaoh
>pharaoh's tall anubis assistant

>> No.30946077

>>30945794
The Pharaoh also loves "accidentally" pushing their husband's face into the Anubis' chest.

>> No.30946217

>>30946077
Or Apophis-san trips their husband into Aubis-chan's chest

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>> No.30946450

>>30946077
>Oh my husband! Are you helping my dear assistant with finding something?
>Whatever could she be hiding in her bust that you're so interested in finding?

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>> No.30946843

What's your favorite harem theme? I personal like a undead or desert theme.

>> No.30946856

>Lilim sends femme fatale monsters to seduce the hero
>he manages to resist all of them
>change of plans, just send some thug to beat the shit out of him
>scarred Minotaur built like a brickhouse and as subtle as an ox
>he barely succeeds in defeating her
>however he genuinely falls in love with her
>Lilim is fine that the mission is technically accomplished, even if not the way she planned
>Mino has really mixed feelings about this

>> No.30946863

>>30946450
>As she says this she presses Anon's head further into the Anubis' cleevage so there's no escape.

Dom monsters teasing both their husband and fellow wives is very nice.

>> No.30946868

>>30946843
Draconic

>> No.30946904

>>30946863
That it is, especially if the know how to work it.

>> No.30946997

>>30939745
AO3?

>> No.30947068

>>30946904
>Dom Smole hobo slapping a prospective harem member's ass and pressing her husband against her

>> No.30947085

>>30946997
Archive of our own.

>> No.30947114

>>30947068
*Smoke

>> No.30947136

>>30947068
And that's why I love Nuras.

>> No.30947271

Reminder that some monsters are so ancient you look like an adorable little boy to them.

>> No.30947331

>>30946843
Loli adventuring party

>> No.30947393

>>30947068
>>30947114
I misread it as swole, which makes it hotter

>> No.30947653

>>30947393
I though he meant a short smoke hobo

>> No.30947683

>>30946843
>started with a bapho, her witch and devil sisters, their shared familiar, and their non-loli bicorn friend
>things just spiraled out of control as new additions to the harem started to make their own sub-harems

>> No.30947969
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30947969

>>30947271

>> No.30948011

>>30947969
What a hag

>> No.30948025

>>30947271
>her perception of you is so warped, it causes her mana to revert you to a shota
I wonder what an ancient ara ara sounds like?

>> No.30948131

>"is there someone that you need killed master?"

>> No.30948309 [DELETED] 

>>30947969
I wanna sniff holes, all of them

>> No.30948413

>>30948131
No, you better get used to giving birth now, HK-chan.

>> No.30948531
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30948531

>>30948131
>Work as a mercenary.
>Elf Hires me to weed her garden
>weird but whatever, down for some R&R and she's paying the standard fee.
>Pic related
>should have charged more for this shit.

>> No.30948543
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30948543

Would you rather take a sadistic lilim or a yandere lilim?

>> No.30948697

>>30948543
Yandere lim.

>> No.30948819

>>30948543
why not b o t h

>> No.30949072

>>30948819
A yandere lim that's also a sadist. Sounds very hot and also fear inducing.

>> No.30949087

>>30948543
>>30948819
A lim that takes out her jealousy on me. Torturing me so that I'll stay loyal to her. She knows it hurts, and it's never anything I can't handle, but it's my fault that I looked at that girl. She doesn't like doing this, but there's no other way I'll learn.

>> No.30949152
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30949152

HEY! WRITEFAGS HURTING FROM THE PASTEBIN PURGE

Try putting "cache:[url]" in chrome to see if Google cache still has the pastebin. I was able to recover text for a /vg/ general this way.

THIS WILL NOT LAST FOREVER.

>> No.30949237

How do monster girls see furries? Are they people who want to be converted or do they think they are icky?

>> No.30949264

>>30948543
Extra sadistic

>> No.30949322
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30949322

>>30948543
JC Lilim

>> No.30949385

>>30949322
Why's she looking at me like that

>> No.30949388

>>30948543
Both please.

>> No.30949621

>>30949152
Would this only work if its your pastebin, or for any pastebin?

>> No.30949753

>>30949152
archive.org works too and will likely be a permanent fix.

>> No.30950047
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30950047

Is it true that monster maids will follow any order?

>> No.30950062

>>30949237
>How do monster girls see furries?
Caith and Cu Sith bait

>> No.30950203

>>30948543
"Hora Hora" Lilim.

>> No.30950506

>>30950047
>"eat this pine cone"

>> No.30950610
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>>30950047
I sure hope so. It's gonna be pretty awkward telling my maid to bear my children only for her to look at me like I'm some sort of weirdo.

>> No.30950815

>>30950506
Being part bird, kikis probably love pine cones

>> No.30950866

>>30950610
Who else could bear your children besides your trusted maid?

>> No.30951297

>>30946843
A Noble lady, her personal attendant/maid(s), and me in the middle
otherwise;
Cooperative-competitive Yandere Harem

>> No.30951345

>>30950866
I gave her other suggestions, but she corrected me by saying those women are "WHORES unworthy of such an honor."

>> No.30951542
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30951542

>>30946843
Nun/church Themed

>> No.30951598

>>30951345
You should ask her who is worthy.

>> No.30951800
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30951800

>>30950506

>> No.30951819

>>30950815
>See kiki but she doesn't see you
>She pulls out a pine cone
>Starts eating it
>Notices you watching
>Stops chewing
>Stares backs for a awhile
>Continues chewing while maintaining eye contact

>> No.30951925

>>30951598
The answer is clearly her and her alone.

>> No.30952224
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>> No.30952305

>>30925817
C'mon kid!
Pet the Squid!

>> No.30952368

>>30952224
is it?

>> No.30952479

>>30952224
am I really her little pog champ

>> No.30952741
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30952741

>> No.30952890

>>30950610
So much better with the perky ears.

>> No.30952983

>>30949753
Not all pastebins are on archive sites.

>>30949621
If it was public at some point, it MIGHT be still in the google cache. Maybe. No promises. Check now and start saving, so they can be rehosted elsewhere. Archiving the cache results in the cache being archived, not a link to the pastebin itself.

>> No.30953462
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>> No.30953801

You live in MGC and need a job and home so you find work at MGC Butler Agency and you get to pick your contract too. Who's your mistress, what's she like, what are your duties, does she have other servants, and what the house like?

>> No.30954131

>>30953462
>On our way to mindbreak you

>> No.30954399
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30954399

>>30954131
Those dastardly foxes will never get me as long as I have Poseidon's blessing.

>> No.30954549

>>30953801
She's an old ass elf, like a couple centuries old. She has me tag along with her and act as a front line fighter while she supports me with her magic.
It's good work.
Her House is the massive estate, somehow older than she is, various parts of it are in disrepair, It's so bad that sometimes monsters move in make their dens in it. It's fun to explore, fight in it, and restore it when we're not out on sorties.

>> No.30954697
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>>30950047
Of course.

Also I want a kiki like this.

>> No.30954857
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30954857

>>30954697
>flat but also has a hank hill ass
Worthless

>> No.30955550

>>30926486
Whats the last one obscured by her wing?

>> No.30955654

>>30955550
adjudication

>> No.30955720

>>30955550
Adios

>> No.30955883

>>30931274
>tfw due to a lack of husbands the majority of beelzebubs are inbred.

>> No.30956357

>>30954399
How do I convince a Sea Bishop to protect me from the scary monsters who want to rape me?

>> No.30956553

>>30946450
>her face when there legitimately was a paperclip stuck in there

>> No.30957112

>>30956553
None expected the Pharaoh to have such an adorable pout.

>> No.30957934
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30957934

>Invisible lilim strikes again

>> No.30958156
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30958156

How are you handling the cold?

>> No.30958179

>>30946843
Gacha daughter oyakodon.

>> No.30958361

>>30958156
Stix fuego

>> No.30958380
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30958380

>>30958156
Best not to use the C-word unless you want to alert a Yeti

>> No.30958498

>>30958156
I have Raynaud's so my feet are basically perpetually freezing.
Other than that, not bad.

>> No.30958592

>>30958156
>they said it'll be cooler soon in my city
>still 30c at noon
wow it's fucking nothing

>> No.30958689
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30958689

>>30954857
i began to understand why dogs sniff butts

>> No.30958788

>>30958380
Im already having to cuddle a yukionna though

>> No.30958876
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30958876

I'm gonna bully that nerdy ryu who thinks she a goddess she always blushes and moans?

>> No.30959196

>>30942610
W-what's a Tier 15?

>> No.30959281

>>30949237
>>30949237

I imagined a person trying to sneak into monster controlled territory while wearing a fur suit or maybe monster girl cosplay and it made me laugh.

>> No.30959577

When a redcap asks that she wants to "bum a fag", she means she wants a cigarette.

>> No.30959613
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>> No.30959684

>>30959613
>kiss a Flayer so she can easily slip her tentacles into your ears

>> No.30959777

I asked for my umi-osho wife if she can dom, beat, and rape me for Christmas.
Can she pull it off?

>> No.30959799

>>30959196
Shog style fusion where you two become one bound entity, reverberating throughout this dimension of space time.

>> No.30959904

>>30959281
>Lilim sees all sorts of colorful, curvy and blatantly sexual costumes attending a convention
>She decides to spirit bomb the event and turn all of those women into matching monsters
She’s surprised just how many turned out as Alp monsters

>> No.30960236

>>30959684
She didn't make the rules for the holiday, she just enforces them.

>> No.30960517

>>30956553
Well, at least enough lube made it slide out eventually.

>> No.30960562

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that that winter won't stop martial girls from training.
They'll just be doing it in scarves and puffy coats.

>> No.30960617
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>> No.30960734

>>30960562
Fire mouse said she doesn't need a coat to kick your butt Anon.

P.S. She got a cold and she's holding you responsible so be prepare to take care of her now.

>> No.30960735

>>30951819
Why does the Kiki act like your going to steal her snack?

>> No.30960765

I've being made into this hellhound's bitch and there's nothing I can do about!

>> No.30960783

>>30960734
Sounds like she is in need of a blanket and hot cocoa

>> No.30960795

>>30960735
Dog instincts magnified by bird panic.

>> No.30960837

>>30960783
And hugs.

>> No.30960865

>>30960837
Well yeah, those are implied.

>> No.30960941

Is there a revenge sex monster? like a monster that rapes her victim for doing a crime or injustice against her?

>> No.30960942

>>30960865
And underneath the blankets.

>> No.30960945

>>30958156
Normally around this time the snowbanks would be head high, but the grass here is still green.

>> No.30961003

>>30960941
griffons sorta do

>> No.30961072

Did Pastebin just un-nuke themselves, or is it just me?

>> No.30961122

>>30961072
I think they did Anon. All of Magus's stuff is back up.

>> No.30961123
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>> No.30961206

>>30961122
But other stuff is still giving 403 error.

>> No.30961253
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30961253

>>30960941

>> No.30961300

>>30961253
Her makeup is cute
Not sure I wanna get married to a bird tho

>> No.30961305

>>30960795
>bird panic.
Does that mean she freezes up like a bird if you grab her?

>> No.30961402

>>30961253
>>30961300
This man is innocent, twas I who pissed in your cheerios. I accept my punishment fully and without contest.

>> No.30961419
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>> No.30961435

>>30961206
I think it can be set back to public now but has to be done manually by the owner.

>> No.30961472
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30961472

This image is quite chaotic. Just what is going on in here, especially in the background???

>> No.30961484

>>30961435
I don't know because I check some stories from people who haven't post in a while and their stuff was up again.

>> No.30961487
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30961487

>>30961472
Husband acquisition.

>> No.30961524

Can I go on an adventure without succumbing to the lewdness of my wife and end up preventing me from adventuring? I find regular house life boring.

>> No.30961581

>>30961524
Find a lizard, beat lizard a fight, and keep telling her no her like the mere lizard she is.

>> No.30961650
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30961650

what you guys think about bug girls ?

>> No.30961702

>>30961650
I don't like them.

Except for spiders. Spiders are great and cute.

>> No.30961902

>>30961581
But I already have a wife. She's like a chimera but cranked to 11

>> No.30961925

>>30961702
>Except for spiders. Spiders are great and cute.
that's because spiders are not insects

>> No.30961929

>>30961650
Khepri have the right idea

>> No.30962054

what's it's like getting bapped by mofu

>> No.30962217

Would you bet this is what Gremlins dance and rave to?

https://youtu.be/2HjLN1TA3bc

>> No.30962369
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30962369

I wanna breed this big tits bapho

>> No.30962711
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30962711

>> No.30963118
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30963118

Astronomers have detected radio signals from the star Tau Boötis b.
Alien cat girls confirmed!

>> No.30963138

>>30963118
>Tau Bootie
It's a zign :DDDD

>> No.30963227

>>30962711
>Smells of husband's sweat, grease, spit, and cum like old bedsheets that haven't been washed in months

>> No.30963272

>>30963227
Such a sweet smell

>> No.30963289

>>30962369
Built for motherhood.

>> No.30963373

>>30963227
You gotta wash your bedding anon.

>> No.30963408

>>30963373
Ittan-Momen inna washing-machine!

>> No.30963490

>>30963408
>>30963373
Now I can't help but think of this but with an Ittan-Momen
https://youtu.be/NulzATd1xYQ
https://youtu.be/NulzATd1xYQ

>> No.30964333

>>30963490
Except the roles are reversed.

>> No.30964356

Lizardwomen only marry a man who bests them in combat?
But what if the man only marrys girls who best him in combat?

>> No.30964387

>>30964356
Then they will fight over who gets to marry and who gets married!

>> No.30964416

>>30960941
Ya Da Da Da La!
It is good day to be not raped!

>> No.30964528

>>30964356
>Lizardwomen only marry strong fighters to beat them
So you just have to take a dive and job every time one challenges you?
Didn't realize it was that easy.

>> No.30966059

>>30964528
I don't know if being a designated training dummy is any better. Plus they'd keep looting your boxers.

>> No.30966130
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30966130

>>30964416
You do know saying that makes them even more horny right

>> No.30966244

>>30961487
A deadly nocturnal predator!

>> No.30966286

>>30962369
>When the leader of your Satanic cult is a CC Baphomet who bakes cookies for you each meeting.

>> No.30966462

>>30966286
Is she completely infertile but living vicariously through the many familiars she has created?

>> No.30966720

What monster is best if I want to be mind broken?

>> No.30966790

>>30966720
Lilith, before being carted off to one of her daughters.

>> No.30966804

>>30966720
Monsters can't be mindbroken.
But they'll probably play along letting you think they've mindbroken them if that's your fetish.

>> No.30966953

>>30966720
Shoggoth, manticore, ushi-oni, sandworm, tentacle, and all the alraune species. They're at the top of the list without a doubt. Mindbreak tactics just come naturally to them because of their sexual aggressiveness and biology

>> No.30966968

>>30966804
I want them to mindbreak me Anon.

>> No.30967005

>>30966968
I misread.
In that case Mindflayer is literally specialized in that. She can mindbreak and reverse the mindbreak so you can enjoy endless mindbreaking.

>> No.30967224
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30967224

Temple of Doom is the best Indiana Jones! Give me your heart!

>> No.30967260

>>30967224
KALIMAAAAAAA,KALIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30967306

>>30967260
Hey Beast, what's going to happen to you now that pastebin is going nuclear?

>> No.30967451

>>30967306
People can accesss it agian, but I will be post most of the roulette (with a few tweeks here and there for soem and a rewite for others) along the others on AO3
my most recent short is up on that already

>> No.30967732

Manticore milkies

>> No.30967991

>>30967732
It's venomous though

>> No.30968121

>>30967991
No it's not retard. The venom is in the spikes. The breasts are not venom sacks.

>> No.30968330

>>30967991
>>30968121
drinking venom doesn't do anything anyway

>> No.30968447
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>>30968330
That's why you snort it, duh.

>> No.30968946

>>30967991
Nah it's just milk.

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>> No.30969340

>>30959777
Just get a raging mushroom.

>> No.30969372

>>30968447
>Pic
Looks like the face a manticore would give to low level prey that skipped the through the tutorial and ran straight into the high level zone. Guy's gonna quickly become familiar to the smell and taste of manticore tail and ass. I hope that guy is me

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30971005

>>30924784
IM GONNA B UY MORE OGRES BABY I NEED MORE

>> No.30971040

>>30971005
Based and ogrepilled

Although I play DoK

>> No.30971263

>>30971040
Based Coomer

>> No.30971402

>>30971040
DoK?

>> No.30971642

So Pastebin's ded. I hope, if I can stop procrastinating, to have something out on the 25th, where would be the preferred place to post it?

>> No.30971713

>>30971402
I assume he's referring to daughters of khaine

>> No.30971717

>>30971642
Ao3 is giga gay so ff.net i guess is prefered.

>> No.30971796

>>30971717
Yeah, I think I'd have issues with Ao3 anyway, because my stuff is more original than straight MGE fan fiction.

>> No.30971861

>>30971642
https://www.textdrop.link/
Is this shit a workable alternative to pastebin?

>> No.30972254

>>30971861
Looks serviceable for posting something once, but I don't know how people would find other stories if not given a direct link, if you know what I mean.

>> No.30973082
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30973082

Kunoichi's were made for ___

>> No.30973420
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30973420

Surrender to slimes

>> No.30973948

>>30973420
N-no that's okay

>> No.30973980
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30973980

>>30973082
Capturing and mating press

>> No.30974739

>>30973082
Kunoichis are easily the best Succubus subspecies and nothing can change that

>> No.30974891

>>30973082
Kissing and anal

>> No.30975000

>>30969372
Or one that intentionally goes to newbie areas to milk new adventurers

>> No.30975119

>>30975000
>starting a new adventure at Maus Hills
>take a wrong turn toward New Vegas and suddenly Manticores
T-thanks Josh Sawyer...

>> No.30975544

>>30973420
You'll never make me heart you! Never! NEVER!

>> No.30975685

>>30974739
hate em

>> No.30975777
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30975777

>>30973082
Kuoichi harems

>> No.30975918

>>30973082
Clumsy kunoichi childhood friend who pretends to be a regular succubus in everyday life with a terrible disguise, but keeps trying to make you into her lord at night.

>> No.30976000
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>>30975119
>Makings it past the delinquent twin cazadors
Better hope you leveled sneak

>> No.30976103

>>30976000
I wouldny mind being bait for those cazadores if an anon needs me to.

>> No.30976252
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>>30975777
>fucks you 5 times in a row not even letting you gain any exp
>already has 4 levels on you
>you run in to burst her ass and she just fucking disappears in a cloud of smoke
>run back to get away
>flies at you at the speed of sound her unwieldy ass landing directly on your face
>"any last words before I suck you dry again, honey?"
>look her dead in the eye and mutter-
>"balanced."

>> No.30976346

>>30976252
Unironically hoping the mmo has customizable ionian kunoichi girls

>> No.30976419

>>30976103
Profligate

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>> No.30976712

>>30976346
Seeing as they are going hard for the asian market, a shadow or kinkou faction with ninja girls is a given. Same with vastayans/animal girls.

>> No.30976726
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Remember that holsts are very productive, and pregnant ones even more so.

>> No.30977030

I know such a question might get some pushback but I feel its not a good idea to keep your eggs in one basket
what are sites are there to discuss mg stuff, I know about /monster/ but surely that can't be the only other thing right?

>> No.30977238
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Knights should always have monster squires.

>> No.30977329
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>>30977238
Why do Dark Elves dress like this?

>> No.30977386
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>Greetings, fair sire.

>> No.30977426

>>30976252
Sauce for full pic?

>> No.30977482

>>30977238
Which is why I need a cute alp squire to help sheathe my sword.

>> No.30977509
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>> No.30977710

>>30977238
Monster knights should always have human squires

>> No.30977912

>>30977030
There's the /tg/ thread along with this one, the wiki, there's a discord on TFT, monster girl redux.

>> No.30978060
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>>30973082
Specializing in certain body types and behaviors.

>> No.30978187

>>30977030
>monstergirlsredux
Only active when there's new material, otherwise fairly slow
>TFT
If you enjoy commenting on stories but otherwise nothing else to it. Avoid the cancerous discord at all costs, it's dire even by discord standards.
>/r/monstergirl
Avoid at all costs. Being reddit should be all you need to know.
>/d/ monster girl threads
Surprisingly no futa but 90% of the thread is a tripfag no one likes

>> No.30978298

AHEM
Gushing Grannycore

>> No.30978357
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>> No.30978404

>>30977426
torahime, found it on r34 xxx

>> No.30978506

>>30977329
Religious reasons.

>> No.30978528

>>30978357
Oh no, a jaguar warrior!

>> No.30978744
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>> No.30978827

>>30976726
Peak cow

>> No.30978869

>>30978404
oh the same guy who did the hellhound tentacle set

>> No.30978956
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Sweater season

>> No.30978964

>falling in love with your rapist
Your not this pathetic right?

>> No.30979119

>>30978744
No one listens when told not to pet the mersharks but this happens every time a mershark comes to the surface of the water and asks for head pats.

>> No.30979149

>>30978357
Gushing Grannyomeh

>> No.30979313

>>30978964
Of course not, I only married my rapist as per MGC laws

>> No.30979333
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>>30978964

>> No.30979360

>>30978744
Damn, the new Subnautica looks like THAT?

>> No.30979409
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>> No.30979654

>>30977386
Did you need something? I’m kind of busy reading Lord of The Rings.

>> No.30979683
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>>30979654
Snape kills Dumbledore

>> No.30979886
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>> No.30979983
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Dragon ass.

>> No.30980070

>>30979983
Yes but also can I have some?

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>> No.30980340
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Tomorrow is the first day of winter

>> No.30980372

>>30980282
Colorful tropical fish!

>> No.30980406

>>30980340
Why tomorrow specifically?

>> No.30980486
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>>30980070
You get dragon boobs instead.

>> No.30980541
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>>30980486
I see, I see.

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>> No.30980721
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Cute ancient evils are great, but have you tried being in love with an irredeemable evil that still adores you?

>> No.30980763

>mg that is too religious

>> No.30980828

i don't mind since i'm into the game, but why are half the posts here from azur lane

>> No.30980851
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>>30980763
>Sea Bishop

>> No.30980865

>>30980763
I think my polytheistic dragon wife would disagree with that.

>> No.30980961

>>30980646
What's the tablet say? Science demands an answer

>> No.30981084
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>>30980763

>> No.30981267
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>> No.30981647 [DELETED] 
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>>30980721
only love she gettin from me is a kiss from my steel

>> No.30981680

>>30981647
>off-topic image
Fuck off retard.

>> No.30982022
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>> No.30982032

>>30981680
>Bitching about "off-topic" again
You first janny jr.

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>> No.30982906

>>30982644
Yes that is, in fact, your tail.

>> No.30983054

>>30982644
>>30982022
I refuse the mofu
You filthy fluffy succubi can not tempt me

>> No.30983166

>>30982580
Office doragon

>> No.30983587
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Winter mofu

>> No.30983629

>>30980406
It's winter solstice

>> No.30983653
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>>30983054
>He thinks he has a choice

>> No.30983737
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>>30982906
Friend?

>> No.30983813
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Why are dogs like this?

>> No.30983829

>>30940210
Artist?

>> No.30983871
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>>30983054
That's what they all say.

>> No.30983896

>>30983653
>>30983871
>the most powerful of Inari possess the ability to inflict FotNS-style delayed effect fluffings
>a subtle brush of a tail against a man that goes unnoticed, until the full impact of the mofu hits him shortly thereafter
>leaving him helpless to any nearby monsters in public, of course, if not an immediate mofu addict

>> No.30983917

>>30980828
There's a guy with a broken brain. It happens.

>> No.30983931

>>30983829
>Being a fat fag
come on son.

>> No.30983935

>>30980828
One (1) legitimate autist.

>> No.30983969

>>30983935
He's dedicated to having his wallet siphoned over pngs

>> No.30984007

>>30983896
Apparently the most powerful inari are on the level of minor deities. Hopefully they get expanded on when KC covers the Mist Continent

>> No.30984033

>Be DL
>I have my hundred children coming home for Christmas
>Every year has been the same thing for almost every year
>It's basically a gathering of single CCs trying not to have a mental breakdown
>Almost all of them have some excuse for not being married.
>Some say they're a warrior looking for a strong husband, or they're a artist who doesn't want to be tied down, or they're a monarch and don't have time to find love
>Some of them can't even speak to a man without running away form being nervous
>It also doesn't help that the wandering scholar made up a bunch of lies about them being top tiers succubi that can mind break a man just by looking at them
>But I have a plan to fix this
>I've kidnapped a bunch of men and plan to drop them on my daughters bed while they're sleeping
>When the deal is done, I will be a grandmother

>> No.30984123

>>30984033
That is going to end badly.

>> No.30984129

>>30980828
Mofu is mofu, regardless of where it comes from.

>> No.30984228

>>30984033
>ywn be one of those guys
>she will never stay asleep and just cuddle with you like you were a daki

>> No.30984241

>>30984129
Okay, but don't regurgitate it 20+ times with no context.

>> No.30984244

>>30983587
Silly anon
Those are kots

>> No.30984253
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>> No.30984287

>>30984244
And kots don't have mofu too?

>> No.30984301

>>30984228
Those guys are going to be more than a daki when the lims wake up and see a naked man pushed up against them.

>> No.30984321
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>>30984287
Of course they don't.

>> No.30984331

tail-lock is the best.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86414677

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>>30984287
Kits do not have monopoly on the mofu

>> No.30984343
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>>30984244
Mofu comes in many forms.

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Remember to keep a handheld videogame system nearby to repel demonic invasions.

>> No.30984387

>>30984301
I'm pretty sure that's what the DL had in mind

>> No.30984555

>>30984338
If kots don't then gazers have even less

>> No.30984573

>>30984367
But I only game with the PC and the PS3

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>>30983054
>>30983653
I'll take the mofu, for I'm the mofu miser.

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>> No.30984836

>>30984811
Option b

>> No.30984839

>>30984811
Second one

>> No.30984848

>>30984811
This really depends on where the pussy is.

A if the pussy is in front, B if the pussy is in the back

>> No.30984868

>>30984811
Get her pregnant twice over for both!

>> No.30984878

>>30984811
B

>>30984848
Front entrance, rear exit

>> No.30984989
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>> No.30984989,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>30984367
Ah shit yeah, perfect IVs? That's one lucky bastard alright!

>> No.30985077

>>30984811
B, there's no way a human frame could support a centaur fetus.

>> No.30985135

>>30984123
Imagine the shear amount of spaghetti

>> No.30985174
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>>30985077
And there's no way a fairy could take a cock twice the size of her torso, but that's MAMONO MANA for you.

>> No.30985205

>>30984989
>Be in neighborhood full of old demon army veterans
>Be a good neighbor and help them out whenever they ask, and they secretly place a mana marker you while you're working
>You always end up getting the job done and go home before they can make a move on you
>Still wondering why the monsters at work won't flirt with you, as you're unaware of the powerful marks left by your neighbors

>> No.30985328

>>30985077
Echidnas can give birth to literally any type of monster though.
It's magic I don't have to explain shit.

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>>30985135
>shear amount

>> No.30985400

>>30985343
Gonna shear that tail of hers if she keeps being a grammar nazi

>> No.30985456

>>30985328
don't echidnas lay eggs?

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Why are Oni's so perfect?

>> No.30985473

>>30985077
But what if it was a human fetus?

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>>30985463
Away with you!

>> No.30985912
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>>30985463
They're always horny.

>> No.30985944

>>30985874
Gonna snug that oni

>> No.30985972

>>30985944
you're suppose to hit her

>> No.30985990

>>30985972
Then I'll hit her with a hug

>> No.30986012
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>> No.30986133

>>30986012
>Monster girls literally want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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>>30986133

>> No.30986401

>>30986362
High quality mofu

>> No.30986468
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30986468

Smile! (pic was too big to post here)

https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1340588744890433536

>> No.30986525

>>30986468
>>30977509

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>> No.30986644

>>30986525
Darn, I did look to see if it had been posted, just didn't look hard enough.

>> No.30986725

>>30961925

That explains quite a bit

>> No.30986825
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>>30961925
>>30986725
Rude.

>> No.30986873
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It's time for Oni power hour

>> No.30986936

>>30961650
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1608492190098.webm

>> No.30987007
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>>30986873

>> No.30987203

>>30986873
big onis are the cutest onis

>> No.30987208
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Dark Mages love "eating" boys

>> No.30987232

>>30985174
With fairies its not just mamono mana bending physics, but the fact that a good portion of a fairy's body inherently is actually made out of mana rather than being regular organic flesh.

>> No.30987253
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>Just a second of your time...

>> No.30987305

>>30986133
Do human women really?

>> No.30987321

>>30986012
huh, what's the source on that?

>> No.30987365

>>30984331
It's certainly underappreciated. I love how in that pic it looks like she's literally squeezing orgasms out of him.

>> No.30987381

>>30987321
I know the pic on the bottom comes from Interspecies Reviewers.

>> No.30987482
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>>30987203
I like Oni's of all sizes and clothing!

>> No.30987539
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>> No.30987560

I want an overly doting oni who can't help but be rough due to her strength, and then gets concerned over the smallest scrapes on me.

>> No.30987696
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>> No.30987727

If demon possession is a thing, can monsters "hide" in your body and show up in your reflections on things like mirrors, shaming you and calling you a slut for accepting sexual advances from monster strangers and how you would give yourself so easily to monsters that can rape you?

>> No.30987738

>>30978060
Where’s the genki Yellow one?

>> No.30988132

>>30987560
I hear you.
Especially if they're extra buff/strongfat.

>> No.30988176

>>30987696
Fun fact
Cows really like getting brushed

>> No.30988507
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>>30987727
I doubt they would shame you, but ghosts and kitzune-bi can certainly hide in people's bodies.

>> No.30988538
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>> No.30988625

>>30988538
Business wock!
What does her company sell?

>> No.30988653

>>30988579
wait, they're not centaurs...

>> No.30988739
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>> No.30988742

>>30988625
Wonderland-themed aphrodisiacs!

Oh, and snacks.

>> No.30988970

>>30988742
if she mass-distributes raging mushrooms to demon army stations, fairy kingdoms, and more monster-run places, it will spell the end of the consensual man.

>> No.30989104

>>30971040
>>30971005
excellent tastes
for me it's beastmen

>> No.30989178

>>30975777
I miss old akali.

>> No.30989236

>>30978187
Is it miia cuck?

>> No.30989311

>>30983653
I wanna fuck a granny fox.

>> No.30989576

>>30986825

Aight I concede, butterflies are okay

BUT THAT'S IT

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>> No.30989999

I bet the inside of the demon lord's castle smells like dried up cum mixed with woman-musk and every room is filled with orgies and degenerate types of hellhound-level rape sex.

>> No.30990014

>>30988739
lol this looks like a coloring book

>> No.30990036

>>30989966
Curry dragon

>> No.30990063

>>30986873
>small oni
wack.
>>30989999
I'll leave it smelling of blood and iron.

>> No.30990358

>>30980340
Tomorrow is my birthday. I’m gonna be 30. I still live with my mother and I feel the crushing loneliness growing inside. Why can’t monstergirls be real? When will I get my happy ending? When lord, when?

>> No.30990424

>>30990358
want to do something for your birthday tomorrow?

>> No.30990464

>>30989311
I wanna take a lot of stamina potions and make some old hag tanuki or fox feel like a young woman again for the holiday weekend!

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>>30989999
based quads

>> No.30990532

>>30989999
Quads means it’s true. Someone contact KC immediately!

>> No.30990640

>>30989576
>tfw no Onee-san Papilion who secretly loves to mommy dom you when no ones looking

>> No.30990685

>>30990470
Cunny!

>> No.30990764

>>30989999
This is now cannon.

>> No.30990792

>>30990466
I want me some blueberry.

>> No.30990894

>>30990640
The only thing that would make that better is if it was in mid-air.

>> No.30991322

>>30989966
veils are nice

>> No.30991421
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>>30990685
Yes, and?

>> No.30991452
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>> No.30991457

Long, thick ghost tails

>> No.30991575

>>30990532
>>30990764
your house will smell like cum if you keeping showering your wife(s) in cum instead of water and soap

>> No.30991601

>>30990358
are you me? ...except 7 years older?

>> No.30991851

>>30991575
But she asked me really nicely!
And how else is a Kejourou gonna condition her hair?

>> No.30992477
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>>30991457

>> No.30992517

has anyone here tried to make an ai dungeon worldsettings file that includes the mge girls in it? feels like it could be the next best thing since it doesnt look like we are getting a nukige

>> No.30992637

>>30992517
Tried? Yes.
Failed miserably to the point where I gave up? Also yes.

>> No.30992814

>>30989236
mentos. miia guy is fine apart from his fetish.

>> No.30992895

>>30992517
>ai dungeon
Whst is that?

>> No.30992968

>>30992895
AI generated text quest

>> No.30992996
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In monstergirl lands it would be unsurprising if there were matching incest wedding bands

>> No.30993022

>>30977238
>Dark Elf Squire
>Pirotess
Nice try Baal I'm not falling for that ploy.

>> No.30993077

The best thing about monster civilization is that gender roles are reversed and monsters will ask you out and take care of you after marriage.

>> No.30993103

>>30992895
An AI generates responses to your inputs to create a story. It's possible to have some fun with it, but it goes off the rails too much. Basically you can expect something like:
>say hello to my lamia wife
>You say hello to your lamia wife. Her goat horns fall off. The robber enters the room and shoots her in the chest. You eat dinner and go to bed.

>> No.30993115

>>30993077
my fish brings me fish

>> No.30993323

What’s your favorite mge mg family

>> No.30993364

>>30993323
can't go wrong with a lamia

>> No.30993406

>>30991851
Well I guess you don't mind being completely enchanted by her hair all the time if you let her use you to condition her hair.

>> No.30993410
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>>30993323
Wolf.

>> No.30993457
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>>30993323
Tiger

>> No.30993554

>>30993323
Apeman has my favorite mg(kakuen) but I would say dragon has the most species I like

>> No.30993725
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Tomorrow's the first day of winter. Are you ready?

>> No.30993738

>>30993077
I just want to be a cute househusband with a strong breadwinner wife.

>> No.30993789

>>30993725
Always.
Be it for soft winter wives to show up at my house or to ambush me out while I'm running.

>> No.30993863

>>30990358
I remember when I became a wizard, bscially just bought a pint of ice cream and watch jumanji

>> No.30993892

>>30993725
It's also the day of the Happening, for the /x/ inclined among us
past experience tells me that such 'apocalypses' are usually more internal than external, but I'm still hoping for portals and an invasion of benevolent OverWaifus

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>>30993323
Ded

>> No.30993918

I NEED PICTURES OF ELVES
ELVES 'WRAPPED UP' UNDER CHRISTMAS TREES
other mamano also cool

>> No.30994019
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>> No.30994200

>>30994019
I want to see a high class species being taught by an eager kiki on how to maid.

>> No.30994409

>>30971796
one of ao3s largest genres is original fiction they dont give a shit what you post, they also have a tag system that's actually useful.

>> No.30994636

>>30994200
>"Watch powerful mgs become maids with the hope of finding a husband on the kiki channel"

>> No.30994689

What do you think a wonderland lich would be like?

>> No.30994714

>>30994636
>Channel is dedicated to maiding techniques, new technologies to maid with or around, debates on the proper maiding techniques, and late night, lewd shows on how maids can better please mastah in bed.

>> No.30994819

>>30994409
i hate dislike their tag system, it's okay for knowing what's in a story but narrowing down stories by tags is a nightmare

you give complete freedom in tags to the average internet writer and they just spew retarded shit in the margins

>> No.30994878

>>30994689
Idk but in wonderland YOU kidnap the dullahan

>> No.30994989
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>>30993789
>Tsundere Tsurara who likes to make your winter jogs more interesting with icicle rain

>> No.30995278

>>30994989
Gonna get good at dodging them while I run to her increasing frustration and arousal.

>> No.30995704
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>>30993323
In terms of proportional number of races I like, I guess lamia family wins out.

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>> No.30995912

>>30994819
So, just like TFT.

>> No.30996530

>>30995726
Is this how KDF was created?

>> No.30997002

I want a queenly monster to dom me.

>> No.30997119

werewolves motivated through cumlust

>> No.30997606
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>>30997119
Werewolves motivated by love.

>> No.30997708

>>30990358
Move out the house you lazy bum

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>> No.30998612

>>30990358
>when will my happy ending come
When you decide to pursue happiness. You can't expect it to just come to you and bonk you on the head. Wallowing in despair and anger is a cyclical endeavor. The more you feed it the bigger it gets. You must starve it if you wish to put an end to its reign. It doesn't matter how mundane or humiliating your job is, you must learn to embrace it and the strain it puts on you. Pride in your work is a good first step as I've found. The more you polish away the rust the less it will all begin to hurt and the brighter you will shine. I have faith in you anon.

T. Someone in the same boat.

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>> No.30998670

>>30992996
>wedding bands ad
>siblings
Yoooooo

>> No.30998818

>>30988579
More Goldshi is good.

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>> No.30998909

>>30993323
The ones with the tightest buttholes.
>>30996530
Nah it went a little something like this.
https://youtu.be/vMsSdumGZCk

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>> No.31000019

>>30999951
What's deal with the tail chains anyway?

>> No.31000250
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>>30995704
Can never go wrong with lamias. There's not a bad one in the bunch!

>> No.31000486

>>31000250
But why would the Shirohebi be so yandere if she just met the guy?

>> No.31000609
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Managed to squeeze in one last commission for the year.
https://twitter.com/wakaba_888/status/1340823252998914049

>> No.31000624

>>31000486
Isolation

>> No.31000683
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>>31000486
>Shirohebi sees a single guy at a grocery store
>Thinks to herself "ohh he looks so lonely..."
>Proceeds to fantasize about screwing him while she's waiting in line to be checked out
>Can't stop thinking about him all the way to her car
>Has to have him, has to taste him
>Waits for him to leave the store
>Ambushes him when he gets to his car
>Drags him off into the trees
>Lewd stuff
>More lewd stuff
>Drags his limp body to her car
>Throws his groceries inside
>Takes him home forever
You joke, but it can happen within minutes. Love your sneks!

>> No.31000701

>>31000609
>hair pull
mein neger

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31000745

>>30993918

>> No.31000760

>>31000609
Nice.

>> No.31000785
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31000785

>>30993918
Here's a non-elf.

>> No.31000813

>>31000701
Always figured the races into fighting would love that stuff, that and being spanked

>> No.31000915
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>>30993918
I did my part. Now help me out.

>> No.31000998

>>31000785
haven't seen that one, nice
>>31000915
unfortunately all I've got are not bluboard friendly

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>> No.31001106
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>>31000998
You can censor them and put the source or artist in the filename. I assume it's pretty easy given how tame ribbon bondage is.

>> No.31001343
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Slow romantic kissing with sexy lolis

>> No.31001388

>>31000019
You know how onaholes have different textures to increase stimulation?
Same principle.

>> No.31001458

>>31001343
I wanna make her sit in my lap so I can nibble her neck.

>> No.31001549
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>> No.31001811

>>31001106
made me realize I haven't actually tagged any of these in my Hydrus yet
I'll be back after sorting through ~5k for monstergirl AND ribbon-bondage pics, hopefully I have more than a few

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>> No.31001931

>>31001901
Dragon or gator?
so hard to tell.

>> No.31002020

>>31001931
dumb lizard either way

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>> No.31002336
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Monster snuggles, so good you won't even struggle.

>> No.31002403

>>30993892
I thought that was May 2021

>> No.31002461

>Stick fingers in lamia's mouth
>Playing around with her long tongue
>She's licking and slurping up your flavor
>Get the urge to shove your hand down her throat
>Do just that
>Keep pushing deeper
>Your entire arm is inside her, your hand in her stomach
>She's completely unfazed because snek biology
>Has a wtf look on her face though
If she ever tries to nab that last slice of pizza, you know what to do

>> No.31002692
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31002692

>>31002020
Crocogators may be dumb lizards, but beware when they cooperate with others to enhance their power.

>> No.31002879

>>30984811
y not both?

>> No.31002895

>>31001458
>nibbling neck and ears
>kissing shoulders and collarbones
>leaning close to eachother while she makes a tender face and slowly closes her eyes
I want all of it

>> No.31003037
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>>31002336
Cuddly girls hugging themselves is dangerous

>> No.31003045

>>31002692
jesus christ, RUN

>> No.31003098
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>>31003037
Why?

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>>31003098
It has the White Horn effect on them, the warmer their bodies become the more aroused they get

>> No.31003410

>>31000609
holy shit that's nice

>> No.31003924

>>31000683
>Throws his groceries inside
How considerate

>> No.31004009

I want to get seduced and/or raped by a Inari even though we don't even speak the same language and can't understand one another.

>> No.31004029

A little loli alice trying to impress you with her huge tits that make loud sloshing noises from being loaded with breast milk!

>> No.31004085
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31004085

Right then. Turns out I had 7 total ribbon-bondage pics, and only 4 of them are really /mgt/ relevant

>> No.31004127
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>> No.31004187

>>30993323
>Alraune - 2/3
>Angel - 2/6
>Ant - 0/1
>Apeman - 1/2
>Arachne - 1/6
>Armor - 1/1
>Baphomet - 0/1
>Bat - 0/1
>Bear - 1/2
>Bee - 0/2
>Beetle - 1/2
>Cancer - 0/1
>Cat - 4/6
>Centaur - 2/5
>Centipede - 0/1
>Chimaera - 1/3
>Devil Bug - 0/1
>Doll - 0/1
>Dragon - 6/7
>Dryad - 0/1
>Dullahan - 0/1
>Ex-Giant - 0/1
>Fly - 0/2
>Fox - 1/2
>Gazer - 0/1
>Ghost - 2/4
>Goblin - 0/3
>Golem - 3/5
>Griffon - 1/1
>Harpy - 6/9
>Imp - 1/5
>Ittan-Momen - 1/5
>Lamia - 7/7
>Lizard - 0/2
>Majin - 3/5
>Mandragora - 1/3
>Mantis - 0/1
>Matango - 1/3
>Mermaid - 4/6
>Mimic - 1/4
>Minotaur - 3/3
>Mouse - 1/3
>Ogre - 1/4
>Orc - 0/2
>Papillon - 0/2
>Rabbit - 0/2
>Roper - 0/1
>Sahuagin - 0/2
>Satyros - 0/1
>Scylla - 2/3
>Sheep - 0/1
>Shell - 1/2
>Slime - 4/10
>Spirit - 5/13
>Squirrel - 0/1
>Succubus - 7/21
>Sword-Devil - 0/1
>Tanuki - 1/1
>Temptress - 1/2
>Tentacle - 0/1
>Tiger - 1/1
>Toad - 0/1
>Troll - 0/1
>Tsukomogami - 1/2
>Turtle - 0/1
>Weasel - 0/2
>Wendigo - 1/1
>Wolf - 3/6
>Worm - 1/3
>Zombie - 4/8

>> No.31004234
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I guess that Mari one is more Valentines' day, whoops

>> No.31004271
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eh it's not really christmas themed I guess
but it's a foxgirl in ribbon so good enough

>> No.31004415

Imagine having a lilim harem of 6

>> No.31004545

>>31004271
Cute aircraft carrier.

>> No.31004859
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>>31004545
Did you know that the Japanese word for "aircraft carrier" translates to "mothership?" Think on that for a moment.

>> No.31004919

>>31004415
I'd like to, but I struggle to imagine just one women loving me as is.

>> No.31004932

>>31004009
Language barrier is top tier

>> No.31004985

>>31004932
>only way to communicate is through the language of love
>which you also aren't fluent in due to your lack of romantic experience

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>>31004859

>> No.31005103

>>31004187
In terms of percentage the top tier are:
>Armor
>Griffon
>Tanuki
>Tiger
>Wendigo
>Minotaur
>Lamia

In terms of numbers, the top 5 most liked are:
>Spirit
>Harpy
>Dragon
>Succubus
>Lamia

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>>30986362
The red around the eyes basically means "watch the fuck out this one's dangerous"

>> No.31005514

>>31004919
lilims can probably help expand your character, and there would be ever expanding list of reasons for lilims to love you no matter what the hierarchy says

>> No.31005565

>>31005333
Are foxes very excellent rapists?

>> No.31005795

>>31005565
Some of them charm you into walking straight into her chest then asking you to accept responsibility

>> No.31005827

>>31005795
Can I start a quest that way?

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monsters for this feel?

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>>31005971

>> No.31006208
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>>31005565
They're known as cunning and charming creatures who toy with their prey in all cultures of the world. Sexually manipulating the man they want to mate with is a given.

>> No.31006533

>>31006208
why do they mark themselves with the red eye makeup?

>> No.31006654

>>31005565
>Seductive
>Intelligent
>magically inclined
>able to get fit if the need demands it.
>mofu
Dangerous creatures
One would probably overprepare for me then just take a whiff and realize that she could just ask me out on a date and get me.

>> No.31006781

I need a big Dragon butt on my face.

>> No.31006797
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>>31006533
So men who are sluts for mofu-doms know where to look.

>> No.31006803

>>31000785
She's lovely, but what exactly is she?

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>> No.31006875

>>31003405
One day someone will leak the exposed pussy version of that pic...some day

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>>31006781
The hardest part of a Dragon Cult, is finding the best Dragon to worship.

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>> No.31007343

G'night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that hiring cow construction will get you a comfy house....that just happens to have the exterior appearance of a barn.
Its more stylistic than anything but can still look odd.

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>>31007343
I hear Holstaur farmers can build a barn in less than a day.

>> No.31007582

>>31007452
That's the power of cow for you right there.

>> No.31007607

Who would make a good porno cameraman? I'd like to be filmed fingering a gazer until she squirts black goo cutely all over my fingers and hands.

>> No.31007747

>>31007607
I would. But when I offer you the donut, you have to take a bite, sensually

>> No.31007750

>>31006654
>Spoiler
Best end.

>> No.31007766

>>31007343
If you hire minotaurs do you get a giant maze instead?

>> No.31007805

>>31007766
Nah, you just get lots of hallways, although they do normal construction work anyways.

>> No.31007883

>>31007607
Get her younger, angrier sister to do it.

>> No.31007977

>>31007747
based. Not him and it would be different scenario, but i would hire you.

>> No.31008078
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What is it about stretchy anime meat that Monsters can't get enough of it?

>> No.31008321

>>31007181
God I wish that were me.

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>> No.31009878
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>>31008078
It's so juicy

>> No.31010482
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>>31005333
too young

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31010494

>>31004085
>>31004127
>>31004234
>>31004271
Any occasion is a good excuse to tie up monster girls.

>> No.31010578

>>31010494
>tail is not secured
DANGER

>> No.31010746

>>31010578
It's a rookie move to neglect wings and/or tail

>> No.31010750

>>31010578
what, do you not trust that face?

>> No.31010753
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>>30921133
There's a memorable sex scene in Violated Hero 2 where a harpy rapes the main protagonist. While fucking him, she threatens to punish him if he cums inside her but he's unable to resist the urge to give her a creampie. The punishment is to milk the rest of his semen out of his cock and balls. Do you think monstergirls would do make that sort of threat and punishment?

>> No.31010815
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>>31010578
Just one scratch of those barbs and you're done for!

>> No.31010837

>>31010753
Isn't that what all women be like?

>> No.31010923

>>31010815
It's just injectible Viagra. It's not girtablilu venom.

>> No.31011390

>>31010578
There's a reason she still looks smug. Imagine how much trouble you're going to have attempting to fuck a bound manticore once you've been SPINED.

>> No.31011469

>>31011390
That is when you further assert your dominance over her and dominate her in-spite of, or maybe because of, her venom.

>> No.31012161

Don’t get all caught up in your Kobolds, Anubises and Hellhounds. The traditional werewolf still has plenty to offer.
Anyone else see that WolfWalker movie? Surprisingly good, but it feels rough like the studio was constrained by their budget/time/etc.

>> No.31012209

>>31012161
I don't see any movies, it's lockdown babeh

>> No.31012288

>>31012209
This one was only available through private screening or AppleTV+, if you’re a goodboy. There’s a mega somewhere

>> No.31012487

>>31011469
"You have miscalculated, Manticore; I am immune to your spines!"

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