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Dear /jp/,

I have a problem, I'm so pissed off at myself. It all started 3 hours ago while my girlfriend was taking a shower. She watches alot of anime/hentai and well.. loves it.

What I usually end up doing while she takes a shower is looking at her collection, and masturbating a bit, cause she loves it when she walks back to her room and sees my dick hard.

So I find a picture of some hot girls dressed in a gothic lolita dress and start jacking off. Unfortunately her 40 minutes shower turned to a 10 minute one and she opens the door to find me looking at this.

Now the problem isn't that she saw me masturbating, but the fact that she screamed at me and said "What the fuck are you doing looking at yaoi for?"

Incase you don't know.. yaoi is girl porn. I then told her "What?! I'm not gay" And she says "Those are guys dressed in girl's clothes with make up on!"

She then told me to get dressed and get out of her place. She later texted me telling me "Don't come back here until your a man"

God /jp/. why the hell do they make this type of stuff...

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>> No.3089280

>>3089269
Cool fake story. A girl like that would have found it hot as hell to find her boyfriend masturbating to yaoi.

>> No.3089283

>I have a problem, I'm so pissed off at myself. It all started 3 hours ago while my girlfriend
Stopped read there.
Reported

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>girlfriend
>posting on /jp/

>> No.3089293

>She later texted me telling me "Don't come back here until your a man"

Come back in naught but a loincloth with a rose clenched in your teeth.

... Carry a condom in the loincloth.

>> No.3089298

go away already.
Leave use alone.

>> No.3089308

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.

>> No.3089309

>>3089293
A thorny rose, and spit blood into her vagina.

I know it's a troll but it's a fantasy of mine.

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