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I am twelve years old, what is this?

私は、これは12歳ですか?

I'm 12 or so years?

私は12歳くらいですか?

What about my 12 year old?

何についての私の12歳?

What about my 12 year old?

>> No.3087811

>I am twelve years old, what is this?

>私は、これは12歳ですか?

Is that supposed to be a translation? Oh wow.

>> No.3087822

"Cool story bro", infinite loop.

>> No.3087893
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3087893

What are you going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?

何を、すべてがゴミは、すべてがゴミの中には、トランクとはするつもりで
すか?

What, all the garbage, all in the garbage, and the trunk is going to be?

何を、すべてのごみは、ごみのすべてと、トランクになるんだろうな?

What, all garbage, trash and all, going to be in a trunk?

何を、すべてのごみは、ごみを、すべてのトランクになるだろうか?

What, all garbage, trash, or all will be in the trunk?

は、すべてのごみ、ゴミ箱、またはすべてのトランクには何になりますか?


Is all garbage, trash, all in the trunk or will I be?
back into Japanese
すべてのごみは、ごみは、すべてのトランクに、私になりますか?

All garbage, trash, all in the trunk, or will I?

すべてのごみは、ごみは、すべてのトランクに、またはだろうか?

All garbage, trash, all in the trunk, or what?

すべてのごみは、ごみは、すべてのトランク、または何か?

All garbage, trash, all the trunk, or something?

すべてのごみは、ごみは、すべてのトランク、または何か?

All garbage, trash, all the trunk, or something?

>> No.3087917

cool story, bro
into Japanese
クールな話を、仲間
back into English
Cool story, friends
back into Japanese
物語は、お友達とクール
back into English
Story, and cool friends
back into Japanese
ストーリーは、クールな友達
back into English
She has a cool friend
back into Japanese
彼女はクールな友人にしている
back into English
She has a cool friend

>> No.3087951

If you can't kill something with fire, you're not using enough.

火災の場合で何かを殺すことはできませんが、あなただけではないようです


Something to kill the fire if you can not, it seems your not alone.

できない場合は、あなただけではないのだ何かを殺すために火を。

If not, you are just on fire to kill what's not.

、あなたは火災だけで何が悪いのかを殺すためにそうでない場合。

, If you are not to kill what the problem is only fire.

、殺害をされていない場合はどのような問題は火災です。

If you do not have any problems killing the fire.

もし何か問題が火を殺害していない。

Not to kill the fire if something goes wrong.

もし何かがうまくいかないのは火を殺すために。

If something does not work for the fire to kill.

火災の場合、何かを殺すためには動作しません。

If the fire, to kill something does not work.

火災の場合は、何かを殺すためには動作しません。

If the fire is to kill something does not work.

火災の場合は動作しないものを殺すことです。

If the fire is to kill what does not work.

火災の場合は動作しないものを殺すことです。

If the fire is to kill what does not work.

>> No.3087955

Soldier boy up in this ho, watch me crank it watch me roll.
To japanese
このhoの兵士の男の子は、不安定な私がそれ私が転がるのを見るのを見る。

To Engrish

The boy of the soldier of this ho unstable me observes at that you observe at that I roll.

To Japanese
不安定なあなたが私が転がすそれで観察するそれでこのhoの兵士の男の子は
私観察する。
Engrish

Unstable you the boy of the soldier of this ho me observes with that you observe with that I roll.

To japanese


不安定私があなたが私が転がすそれと観察するそれと観察するこのhoの兵士
の男の子。

To english

Unstable me you that I roll and that you observe the boy of the soldier of this ho which is observed.

Okay my head hurts now

>> No.3087984

私12歳だけどこれは何ですか

>> No.3088009

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

黒ずくめの男は砂漠を横断し、殺し屋に逃避している。

Man dressed in black across the desert to escape the killers.

男は黒で、砂漠の両端の殺し屋から逃れるために服を着せた。

The man in black, I dressed the killers to escape across the desert.

男は黒で、私は服を着て砂漠を脱出する殺し屋。

The man in black, I hit man out of the desert in a dress.

男は黒で、私は砂漠のドレスを着た男を出す。

The man in black, I get a man in a dress of the desert.

男は黒で、私は砂漠のドレスを着た男を得る。

(Equilibrium found!)

>> No.3088021

>>3088009
I, too, love Stephen King.

>> No.3088026

i am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and im all out of gum

私はここが、風船ガムをかむとガツンと来るし、歯肉のすべてのうちイム

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum

ここに来たんだお尻をけるとバブルガムをかむと歯茎からのすべてのイム

Im all the gum and chew bubble gum and kick his ass I'm here

私はここでガムをかむイムすべてバブルガムやキック彼のお尻だ

I kick his butt bubble gum and chew gum at all im here

私は彼の尻バブルガムイムキック、すべてここでガムをかむ

I BABURUGAMUIMUKIKKU his ass, and chew gum at all here

私は彼のお尻BABURUGAMUIMUKIKKU 、すべてここでガムをかむ

I'm his butt BABURUGAMUIMUKIKKU, where all chew gum

wtf is going o-BABURUGAMUIMUKIKKUBABURUGAMUIMUKIKKUBABURUGAMUIMUKIKKUBABURUGAMUIMUKIKKU

>> No.3088031

nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
into Japanese
軌道から電子レンジで調理する、それが唯一の方法だと確信して
back into English
Nuke from orbit, I'm sure it's the only way that
back into Japanese
電子レンジで調理する軌道から、私はそれが唯一の方法だと確信しているこ

back into English
Nuke from orbit, I'm sure that's the only way that
back into Japanese
電子レンジで調理する軌道から、私は唯一の方法だと確信していること
back into English
Nuke from orbit, I am convinced that the only way to
back into Japanese
電子レンジで調理する軌道から、私は確信しておりますが唯一の方法に
back into English
Nuke from orbit, I was the only way we
back into Japanese
電子レンジで調理する軌道から、私の唯一の方法だと私たち
back into English
Nuke from orbit, we and the only way I
back into Japanese
電子レンジで調理する軌道から、私たちと私の唯一の方法
back into English
Nuke from orbit, I think the only way we
back into Japanese
電子レンジで調理する軌道から、私は唯一の方法は考えて
back into English
Nuke from orbit, I think the only way
back into Japanese
電子レンジで調理する軌道から、私の唯一の方法と思う
back into English
Nuke from orbit, I think the only way

>> No.3088033

I saw a thread in order to violate the rules of the forum for me.

>> No.3088036

I TOLD YOU TO STOP SAYING UUUUUU!
into Japanese
私のSTOPと言っUUUUUUをしなさいと言った!
back into English
I say STOP UUUUUU told me!
back into Japanese
私は私だと言うUUUUUUのSTOP !
back into English
I say I UUUUUU the STOP!
back into Japanese
私は言う私UUUUUUはSTOP !
back into English
UUUUUU I say I will STOP!
back into Japanese
UUUUUU私は言う私はやめてよ!
back into English
UUUUUU I say I'm in!
back into Japanese
私UUUUUUているんだと言う!
back into English
UUUUUU I say I'm in!

>> No.3088045

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
into Japanese
諸君、ここで戦うことができない!これは、戦争ルームです!
back into English
Sisters, do not fight in here! This is the War Room!
back into Japanese
姉妹は、ここで戦うんだ!これは、戦争ルームです!
back into English
A sister and fight in here! This is the War Room!
back into Japanese
の妹とここで戦う!これは、戦争ルームです!
back into English
My sister and fight in here! This is the War Room!
back into Japanese
私の妹は、ここで戦う!これは、戦争ルームです!
back into English
My sister and fight in here! This is the War Room!

How did gentlemen turn into sisters?

>> No.3088054

That never happened
into Japanese
それが起きることはなかった
back into English
That it did not happen
back into Japanese
それが実現しなかった
back into English
Did not realize it
back into Japanese
それを実現しませんでした
back into English
I did not realize it
back into Japanese
私はそれを実現しませんでした
back into English
I did not realize it

>> No.3088055

Battler is cute
into Japanese
悪戦苦闘かわいいです
back into English
This is a pretty hard fight
back into Japanese
これはかなり厳しい戦いです
back into English
This is pretty tough
back into Japanese
これがとても大変だ
back into English
This is very difficult
back into Japanese
これは非常に困難である
back into English
This is very difficult

>> No.3088061

why why why don't I miss you a lot forever

なぜなぜどうして私は永遠に多くのミスを行う

Why Why Why did I make many mistakes forever

なぜなぜなぜ私は永遠に多くの誤りを犯して

Why Why Why did I have made many mistakes forever

なぜなぜなぜ私は永遠に多くのミスを犯したがいた

Why was the reason why I made the mistake of forever

理由はなぜ私は永遠のミスを犯していた

The reason why I had made a mistake in the eternal

その理由は、なぜ私は永遠ではミスを犯していた

Why, Why was I had made a mistake forever

なぜ、なぜ私は永遠には、ミスを犯していた

Why, why I will always, he made a mistake

なぜ、なぜ私はいつも、彼はミスをする

Why, why I always, he made a mistake

なぜ、なぜ私はいつも、彼はミスを犯し

>> No.3088069

I am the bone of my sword
into Japanese
私は自分の刀の骨です
back into English
I am the bone of my sword
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3088146

The nigger what who went to contemplate what return would this is what
into Japanese
戻って、この人は、黒人が何であるかを考えるに行ったもの
back into English
Back, this man is made to consider what the black
back into Japanese
先頭は、この男は、黒を検討している
back into English
Also, he is considering a black
back into Japanese
また、彼は黒を検討している
back into English
He is considering a black
back into Japanese
彼は黒を検討している
back into English
He is considered a black
back into Japanese
彼は黒と考えている
back into English
He is black and
back into Japanese
彼は、黒です
back into English
He is black
back into Japanese
彼は黒だ
back into English
He is a black
back into Japanese
彼は黒だ
back into English
He is a black
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3088167

>>3087801
niggers
ニガー

>> No.3088189

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, my blood is fire. In my case, I held the blade 1000. Unaware of the loss. Get certified. Withstood pain to create many weapons. Pending arrival. I have no regrets, this is the only way. My whole life, "ANRIMITEDDOBUREDOWAKUSU did."

>> No.3088259

Where can I find an awesome television that is a billion miles in area?
ここで私は、地域で10億マイルは、素晴らしいテレビを見つけることができ
ますか?
I am here, in areas 10 billion miles, or you can find a great video?
私がここには、地域で午前10000000000マイルか、素晴らしいビデオを見つける
ことができますか?
Here I am at number miles or 10000000000, or you can find a great video?
ここで私は数マイルまたは10000000000午前、素晴らしいビデオを見つけること
ができますか?
Here I am 10000000000 or miles, or you can find a great video?
ここに私は10000000000またはマイル、素晴らしいビデオを見つけることができ
ますか?
Here are my miles or 10000000000, or you can find a great video?
ここに私のマイルや10000000000か、素晴らしいビデオを見つけることができま
すか?
Miles and me here or 10000000000, or you can find a great video?
マイルと私はここまたは10000000000 、素晴らしいビデオを見つけることができますか?
Miles and I are here or 10000000000, or you can find a great video?
マイルと私はここまたは10000000000は、素晴らしいビデオを見つけることがで
きますか?
Miles and I are here or 10000000000, or you can find a great video?

>> No.3088277

the pleasure of being cummed inside
into Japanese
喜びの中のcummedされて
back into English
The joy of being cummed
back into Japanese
cummed中の喜び
back into English
cummed in joy
back into Japanese
喜びのcummed
back into English
The joy cummed
back into Japanese
喜びをcummed
back into English
Joy cummed
back into Japanese
喜びcummed
back into English
Joy cummed

>> No.3088297

NOW I'VE LOST IT
into Japanese
今すぐ消えてしまったのIT
back into English
Now disappear IT
back into Japanese
今は姿を消す
back into English
Now disappear
back into Japanese
今すぐ消える
back into English
Now go
back into Japanese
今すぐ行く
back into English
Now go

>> No.3088298

this sex is on fire
into Japanese
このセックスをしている火災
back into English
This fire has sex
back into Japanese
この火災セックスしている
back into English
This fire has sex
Equilibrium found!
But would it kill you to capitalize properly?

>> No.3088300

this chair
into Japanese
この椅子
back into English
This chair
back into Japanese
この椅子
back into English
This chair
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3088306

immaterial and missing power
into Japanese
軽微と電力不足
back into English
Minor energy
back into Japanese
マイナーなエネルギー
back into English
Energy Minor
back into Japanese
エネルギー小
back into English
Small energy
back into Japanese
小さなエネルギー
back into English
Small energy

>> No.3088308

I'd like for you to come home and fuck my sister.
私はあなたのために帰ってこないと、私の妹ファックしたいのですが。
I have to come back for you, I want to fuck my sister.
私は、あなたが来るのを、私は自分の妹をファックしている。
I'm coming to you, I'm fucked his sister.
私はあなたに、私は彼の妹めちゃくちゃだそうだ。
I'm with you, is that I screwed up his sister.
私はあなたと、私は彼の姉に失敗したんだがされています。
I'm with you, I have been the sister I have failed him.
back into Japanese
私はあなたと、私は失敗しましたが、私は彼の妹されているんだ。
I'm with you, but I failed, I've been his sister.
私はあなたといるんですが、失敗したが、私は彼の妹している。
I'm with you, but that failed, I'm his sister.
back into Japanese
私はあなたとは、失敗したんだが、私は彼の妹だ。
I'm with you, I failed, I'm his sister.
私はあなたと、私は、私は彼の妹がいるんだ。
You and I, I, I'm his sister.
あなたと私、私は、私は彼の妹だ。
You and I, I, I'm his sister.

>> No.3088310

I want to try that has anyone ever been so far.. but I can't remember it.

>> No.3088319

>>3088308

>I'd like for you to come home and fuck my sister.
>You and I, I, I'm his sister.

Exellent

>> No.3088322

Have you read your SICP today?
into Japanese
あなたの今日のSICPを読むことがありますか?
back into English
Today you have you read SICP?
back into Japanese
今日あなたがSICPを読んだことがあるか?
back into English
Today what you have read SICP?
back into Japanese
今日はSICP読むものがありますか?
back into English
Today I may read SICP?
back into Japanese
今日はSICPを読むことがありますか?
back into English
Today Have you read SICP?
back into Japanese
今日はSICPを読むことがありますか?
back into English
Today Have you read SICP?

The power of SICP is amazing.

>> No.3088323

Why is / jp / so shitty?
into Japanese
なぜ/日/ので、くだらないとは?
back into English
Why / / it, and stupid?
back into Japanese
なぜ/ /は、ばかなの?
back into English
Why / / is an idiot?
back into Japanese
なぜ/ /ばかですか?
back into English
Why / / Are you stupid?
back into Japanese
なぜ/ /あなたばかですか?
back into English
Why / / Are you stupid?

>> No.3088333

Why can't we be friends
into Japanese
なぜ我々はお友達とすることはできません
back into English
Why are our friends and can not be
back into Japanese
なぜ我々の友人としていることはできません
back into English
Why we are going with friends is not
back into Japanese
なぜ私たちは友達と行くのではない
back into English
Why are we not going with friends
back into Japanese
なぜ私たちは友達と予定されていません
back into English
Why are not we be friends
back into Japanese
なぜ友達がされていません
back into English
Why is not the friend
back into Japanese
なぜいけないのは、友達です
back into English
Why not, my friend
back into Japanese
なぜ、私の友人
back into English
Why, my friend
back into Japanese
なぜ、私の友人
back into English
Why, my friend

>> No.3088344

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
into Japanese
誰も行くまでも使用することを決定されている以上のように実際にやってみ
たいですか?
back into English
Do you really want to do more than to have decided to get everyone to use?
back into Japanese
あなたが本当に使用するように誰もが取得することを決定した以上のことを
しますか?
back into English
Do you want more than that decided to get everyone to use you really?
back into Japanese
あなたは誰よりも実際に使用して取得することによりご希望ですか?
back into English
Do you want us to get by actually using more than anyone else?
back into Japanese
私たちが実際に誰以上を使用して取得しますか?
back into English
Do you want to get anyone to actually use more than we?
back into Japanese
を実際に使用するほかの誰よりも私たちを取得しますか?
back into English
How to get us than anyone else of use?
back into Japanese
誰よりも私たちにどのように使うのか?
back into English
I use it all to us than anyone else?
back into Japanese
私は誰よりも私たちにそれを使うか?
back into English
I can use it to us than anyone else?
back into Japanese
私たちは誰よりもそれを使用することができますか?
back into English
How can we use it more than anyone else?
back into Japanese
どうすれば、誰もそれを使うことができますか?
back into English
How can anyone use it?
back into Japanese
どのように誰でも使用することができますか?
back into English
How can anyone use it?

>> No.3088346

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.
into Japanese
日本の鳥料理スパゲティ。
back into English
Bird spaghetti dish in Japan.
back into Japanese
日本での鳥料理スパゲティ。
back into English
Bird spaghetti dish in Japan.

>> No.3088361

>>3088323
Does this mean that anyboy who whines that /jp/ is shitty is stupid for saying it? If so: Awesome.

>>3088346
I lol'd

>> No.3088376 [DELETED] 

Ah! Stapler-san you goddamn asshole! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
cont--

>> No.3088386

Ah! Stapler-san you goddamn asshole! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
into Japanese
ああ!ステープラー、嫌いな人を田舎者の白人野郎サン!ファック!ファッ
ク!ファック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Stapler, San asshole white people who hate country! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
back into Japanese
オー!ステープラーは、白人の国が嫌いサン野郎!ファック!ファック!フ
ァック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Stapler, San asshole white hate country! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
back into Japanese
オー!ステープラー、サン嫌な奴に白い国が嫌い!ファック!ファック!フ
ァック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Stapler, hate unpleasant Sun Country white guy! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
back into Japanese
オー!ステープラー、嫌日の国を白いやつ嫌い!ファック!ファック!ファ
ック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Stapler, and hate the white man's country, no! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
back into Japanese
オー!ステープラーと、白人の国が嫌い、いやだ!ファック!ファック!フ
ァック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Stapler and do not like the country is white, no! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
cont--

>> No.3088391

continued--
back into Japanese
オー!ステープラーとする国はないのように、白いです!ファック!ファッ
ク!ファック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Country and is like a stapler, it is white! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
back into Japanese
オー!国とは、ホチキスのようなもの、それは白です!ファック!ファック
!ファック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Country and, like a stapler, it is white! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
back into Japanese
オー!国とは、ホチキスのように、それは白です!ファック!ファック!フ
ァック!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Countries, such as stapler, it is white! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
back into Japanese
オー!国、ホチキスのような、それは白です!ファック!ファック!ファッ
ク!ファック!ファック!ファック!
back into English
Oh! Countries, such as stapler, it is white! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

>> No.3088395

I eat babies
into Japanese
私の赤ちゃんを食べる
back into English
I eat babies
Equilibrium found!
Come on, you can do better than that.

>> No.3088404

herp derp merp
into Japanese
herp derp merp
Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.

>> No.3088415

three cool cats
into Japanese
3つのクールな猫
back into English
3 one cool cat
back into Japanese
3 1つのクールな猫
back into English
1 of 3 Cool Cats
back into Japanese
3月1日の猫クール
back into English
Cat on a cool March day
back into Japanese
猫はクールに2007年3月1日
back into English
Cool Cats in 2007 March 1
back into Japanese
2007年3月1日に猫クール
back into English
March 1, 2007 to cool cats
back into Japanese
2007年3月1日猫を冷却する
back into English
March 1, 2007, cool cat
back into Japanese
2007年3月1日、クールな猫
back into English
2007 March 1, cool cat
back into Japanese
2007年3月1日、クールな猫
back into English
2007 March 1, cool cat

what

>> No.3088426

It was small bombs all along.
into Japanese
それに沿って小型爆弾をすべてだった。
back into English
All the bombs were small, according to it.
back into Japanese
すべての爆弾を小さくされ、それに応じています。
back into English
All bombs are small, and accordingly.
back into Japanese
すべての爆弾を、小規模に応じている。
back into English
All bombs are based on a small scale.
back into Japanese
すべての爆弾を、小さな規模に基づいています。
back into English
All bombs are based on a small scale.


HOLY FUCK

>>>/rs/All_bombs_are_based_on_a_small_scale.

Therefore, any bombs can be used, they will be considered as small.

>> No.3088436

mio is a slut
into Japanese
ミオは、ふしだらな女です
back into English
Mio is a hussy
back into Japanese
ミオは、ふしだらな女です
back into English
Mio is a hussy
Equilibrium found!
That's deep, man.

>> No.3088463

It feels so good that I want to vomit. A woman's back is before my very eyes. Her big butt is squashed in front of me.
into Japanese

It feels good I want to vomit. Came back to my woman's eyes. Has been squashed in front of me in her big butt.
back into Japanese

It feels good that I want to vomit. Now I'm back in the eyes of women. Has squashed the beam in front of her and me.

It feels good I want to vomit. Now I'm back in the eyes of women. I squashed her in front of the beam.

It feels good that I want to vomit. Now I'm back in the eyes of women. I was crushed in front of her beam.

It feels good I want to vomit. Now I'm back in the eyes of women. I was grinding the beam in front of her.

It feels good that I want to vomit. Now I'm back in the eyes of women. I was grinding the beam in front of her.

It feels good I want to vomit. Now I'm back in the eyes of women. I was grinding the beam in front of her.

It feels good that I want to vomit. Now I'm back in the eyes of women. I was grinding the beam in front of her.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

>> No.3088504

>>3088463
feels good man
into Japanese
善良な男だ
back into English
A good man
back into Japanese
いい男
back into English
Man
back into Japanese

back into English
Man

>> No.3088508

japanese bird cannot cook spaghetti
into Japanese
日本語鳥のスパゲティ調理することはできません
back into English
Japanese bird that can not be cooked spaghetti
back into Japanese
日本の鳥は、スパゲティ調理することはできません
back into English
Birds of Japan, not to cook spaghetti
back into Japanese
鳥の日本のスパゲッティ料理をするしない
back into English
Japan not to cook spaghetti in a bird
back into Japanese
日本は、鳥のスパゲッティ料理をするしない
back into English
Japan is not the bird to cook spaghetti
back into Japanese
スパゲッティ日本料理への鳥ではない
back into English
The bird is not to cook spaghetti Japan
back into Japanese
スパゲティ鳥日本料理ではない
back into English
Japan bird food is not spaghetti
back into Japanese
日本の鳥ではない食品スパゲティ
back into English
Bird food in Japan is not spaghetti
back into Japanese
日本の鳥ではない食品スパゲティ
back into English
Bird food in Japan is not spaghetti

>> No.3088517

Katawa Shoujo is a huge pile of shit.
into Japanese
くそKatawa少女の巨大な山です。
back into English
Katawa crap is a huge mountain of a girl.
back into Japanese
クラップKatawa女の子の巨大な山である。
back into English
Clapp Katawa a huge mountain of girls.
back into Japanese
クラップKatawa女の子の巨大な山。
back into English
Clapp Katawa huge mountain of girls.
back into Japanese
クラップKatawa少女たちの巨大な山。
back into English
Clapp Katawa huge mountain girls.
back into Japanese
クラップKatawa巨大な山の女の子。
back into English
Clapp Katawa huge mountain girl.
back into Japanese
クラップKatawa巨大な山の娘がいる。
back into English
Clapp Katawa daughter is a huge mountain.
back into Japanese
クラップKatawa娘が巨大な山である。
back into English
Clapp Katawa daughter is a huge mountain.
Equilibrium found!
The first translation started well, but it didn't turn out as good as I wanted to.

>> No.3088518

Alice leaks poo.
into Japanese
うんち漏れアリス。
back into English
Alice leak poo.
back into Japanese
アリスはうんちを漏らす。
back into English
She let out a grunt.
back into Japanese
彼女はうんちを漏らす。
back into English
She let out a grunt.

>> No.3088528

>>3088508
>Bird food in Japan is not spaghetti

Holy fuck.

>> No.3088545

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

To my mind, or frost cakes in the bottom right?

I think the bottom right of the cake or frost?

Bottom right and I think the cake and frost?

Do you think the cake and frost the bottom right?

If the lower right, the cake, do you think the frost?

If the lower right is a cake if you do, do you think the frost?

For if the right is the cake, frost and think?

If the right cake, and frost Why do you think?

If, on the right cake, frost or you believe that?

If the frost cake on the right, believes that?

If the frost cake right, believes that?

If the right side, frost the cake, believe?

If the right side, frost cakes or believe?

If the right side, you are likely to frost the cake?

Cases, if the right is likely to freeze the cake?

If, when you freeze the cake, you may be right?

If you freeze a cake that may be right?

If you are right, you can freeze the cake?

If you are right, or you can freeze the cake?

Or if you are right, or you can freeze the cake?

Or if you are right, or you can freeze the cake?

Equilibrium found!

>> No.3088553

grabs dick
into Japanese
混戦ディック
back into English
Dick melee
back into Japanese
ディック乱闘
back into English
Dick brawl
back into Japanese
ディック乱闘
back into English
Dick brawl

>> No.3088558

That's enough, stop talking you furniture, furniture furniture furniture

into Japanese
それで十分ではない場合は、話をやめるの家具家具家具家具

back into English
So if you do not have enough furniture furniture furniture furniture stop talking

back into Japanese
それで十分な家具家具家具家具の場合は話を中断していない

back into English
Furniture furniture furniture furniture if it is not enough to stop talking

back into Japanese
家具家具家具家具の場合は話を中断するのに十分なされていません

back into English
If furniture furniture furniture furniture is not enough to stop talking

back into Japanese
家具家具家具家具の場合は話を中断するのに十分なされていません

back into English
If furniture furniture furniture furniture is not enough to stop talking

>> No.3088559

My wapanese brings all the wee / a / boos to the puuru. They're like, you wanna trade w / a / ifus?

into Japanese
私の日本かぶれのすべてのおしっこをもたらす/ puuruに/ブーイング。彼らのように、貿易ワット/をしている/ ifus ?

back into English
Bring all the pee in my rash Japan / puuru / boo. As their trade watts / have / ifus?

back into Japanese
私の発疹で日本のすべてのおしっこを持参/ puuru /ブー。としての貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Bring all of Japan in wet my rash / puuru / Boo. Watts as trade / / ifus?

back into Japanese
私の軽率なウェットのすべての日本の持参/ puuru /ブー。ワット貿易/ / ifus ?

back into English
Bring in all of Japan's rash my wet / puuru / Boo. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /ブーにお持ちください。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / Please have your booth. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /ご出展している。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors are. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展している。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / the exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

>> No.3088566

>>3088559

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

>> No.3088571

>>3088566

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、日本のすべての私のウェット/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, all of my wet Japan / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

back into Japanese
発疹、すべて私のウェット日本/ puuru /出展。貿易ワット/ / ifus ?

back into English
Rash, and Japan all my wet / puuru / exhibitors. Trade Watts / / ifus?

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

>> No.3088587
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3088587

>> No.3088589
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3088589

Beatrice is not really a witch.

ビアトリス本当に魔女ではない。

The Beatrice is not really a witch.
back into Japanese
魔女のビアトリス本当にされていません。

Beatrice is not a true Witch.

ビアトリスは真の魔女ではない。

Beatrice is a true witch.

ビアトリスは真の魔女です。

Beatrice is a true witch.

>> No.3088609
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3088609

>>3088589
Ahahaha

>> No.3089369

whatever
into Japanese
〜するものは何でも
back into English
What you may do
back into Japanese
あなたはどうすることがあります
back into English
You may not
back into Japanese
することができない。
back into English
Can not.
back into Japanese
ことはできません。
back into English
It is not possible.
back into Japanese
このことはできません。
back into English
This is not possible.
back into Japanese
このことはできません。
back into English
This is not possible.

>> No.3089407

3d is pig disgusting
into Japanese
3Dのブタ嫌だ
back into English
I hate 3D pig
back into Japanese
私は3Dの豚が嫌い
back into English
I hate the pigs in 3D
back into Japanese
私は3Dでは豚が嫌い
back into English
I hate the pigs in 3D

>> No.3089469
File: 45 KB, 314x315, Harbfeadtuegwtdlml_bird.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
3089469

http://translationparty.com/tp/#766630

>> No.3089481

Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products Products mate is a cool story

>> No.3089502

it is not by my hand that i am once again given flesh

It is in my hands, I am a meat again is not in

It is in my hands, I am again in the flesh is not

It is in my hands, I am not in the flesh again

It is in my hands, I'm not back on the meat

It's in my hand, I have meat again

I can handle it, I have meat again

I can handle it, there are also meat

I can handle it, and the meat also

I can handle the meat

I can handle the meat

>> No.3089505
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3089505

>xbox

http://www.redheadedleague.com/tp/#767371

>> No.3089598
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3089598

So, have you found a reason to fight yet, buddy?
into Japanese
そのためには、まだ、仲間と戦うための理由がありますか?
back into English
To do so, yet, there are reasons to fight in?
back into Japanese
そのためには、まだ実行するには、そこに戦うことの理由は何ですか?
back into English
To do so, to run yet, there is reason to fight?
back into Japanese
そのためには、まだ実行するようにするには、戦う理由は何ですか?
back into English
To do this, make sure to run yet, why fight?
back into Japanese
、まだ、なぜ戦いを実行してくださいこれを行うには?
back into English
Yet, to do this, please run the war Why?
back into Japanese
しかし、これを行うには、戦争を実行してください、どうしてですか?
back into English
However, to do this, please run the war, why?
back into Japanese
しかし、これを行うには、戦争を実行して、なぜか?
back into English
However, to do this, run the war, why?
back into Japanese
しかし、これを行うには、戦争を実行なぜですか?
back into English
However, to do this, run the war??
back into Japanese
しかし、これを行うには、戦争を実行しますか?
back into English
However, to do this, run the war?
back into Japanese
しかし、これを行うには、戦争を実行しますか?
back into English
However, to do this, run the war?

>> No.3089611

best thread on /jp/ since /jp/ was even created.

>> No.3089627
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3089627

Sanae is a good girl.
into Japanese
早苗はいい子です。
back into English
Sanae is a good boy.
back into Japanese
早苗いい子です。
back into English
Sanae is a good boy.

>> No.3089630

>>3089627
Fucking Sanae.

>> No.3089638

Gore kills people
ゴア氏は人を殺す

Mr. Gore is killing people
ゴア氏は人々を殺している

Mr. Gore wants people to kill
ゴア氏は人を殺すことを望んで

Gore would want to kill people
ゴアの人々を殺すために必要と

Gore and who are required to kill
ゴアと人を殺す必要があります

You must kill the people and Gore
あなたは人を殺さなければならないとゴア

You have to kill a person and Gore
あなたは人を殺すために、ゴア前副大統領が

You have to kill people, while Vice President Al Gore
あなたが人を殺すために、あるが副大統領アルゴア

You have to kill people, but Vice President Al Gore
あなたは人を殺すこともある副大統領アルゴア

Vice President Al Gore you can kill people
アルゴア副大統領には人を殺すことができます

Vice President Al Gore, you can kill people
back into Japanese
アルゴア副大統領は、人を殺すことができます

>> No.3089650

Useless little bunny, only good for her sex appeal.
無駄な小さなウサギ、彼女のセックスアピールがあるだけに良い。
Wasted little rabbit, just good to have her sex appeal.
は、彼女のセックスアピール良い小さなウサギを浪費している。
Has wasted a good little rabbit in her sex appeal.
彼女のセックスアピールで良い小さなウサギを無駄にしている。
Have wasted a good little rabbit in her sex appeal.
彼女のセックスアピールで良い小さなウサギを無駄にしたことがあります。

Have you wasted a good little rabbit in her sex appeal.

>> No.3089661
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3089661

>>3089627

>> No.3089668

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

誰も行くまでも使用することを決定されている以上のように実際にやってみ
たいですか?

Do you really want to do more than to have decided to get everyone to use?

あなたが本当に使用するように誰もが取得することを決定した以上のことを
しますか?

Do you want more than that decided to get everyone to use you really?

あなたは誰よりも実際に使用して取得することによりご希望ですか?

Do you want us to get by actually using more
私たちが実際に誰以上を使用して取得しますか?

Do you want to get anyone to actually use more than we?

を実際に使用するほかの誰よりも私たちを取得しますか?

How to get us than anyone else of use?

誰よりも私たちにどのように使うのか?

I use it all to us than anyone else?

>> No.3089671

>>3089668
私は誰よりも私たちにそれを使うか?

I can use it to us than anyone else?

私たちは誰よりもそれを使用することができますか?

How can we use it more than anyone else?

どうすれば、誰もそれを使うことができますか?

How can anyone use it?

どのように誰でも使用することができますか?

How can anyone use it?

>> No.3089677

I wish to be the little girl.
into Japanese
私は小さな女の子がすることを望みます。
back into English
I want to have a little girl.
back into Japanese
私は小さな女の子が欲しい。
back into English
I want the little girl.
back into Japanese
私は小さな女の子だ。
back into English
I am a little girl.
back into Japanese
私は小さな女の子です。
back into English
I am a little girl.

>> No.3089687

>>3089661
What BN is what? 1 or 2?

>> No.3089690

>>3089677
holy shit, so that's how it's done.

become japanese, then go back to your nationality and repeat it a few times. eventually you too will become the little girl.

>> No.3089693
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3089693

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

日本の鳥料理のスパゲティ

Japan bird cooking spaghetti

日本の鳥料理のスパゲティ

Japan bird cooking spaghetti

>> No.3089696

>>3089677
congrats

>> No.3089697

>>3089687
It's actually 4

>> No.3089698

4chan is a cesspool of little kids who recently discovered another use for their penis besides pissing.
4chan放尿したばかりの陰茎の別の用途以外にも小さな子供たちの巣が発見さ
れています。
4chan has found a nest of young children in addition to another use of the penis just urinate.
4chan陰茎排尿の別の使用に加えて、小さなお子様だけの巣を発見した。
4chan in addition to the use of the micturition by penis, and found a nest of young children.
陰茎での使用に加えて排尿4chan 、幼い子供の巣を発見した。
In addition to the use of the micturition penis 4chan, and found a nest of young children.
排尿4chan 、陰茎の使用に加えて、若者や子供たちの巣を発見した。
Urination 4chan, in addition to the use of the penis, and found a nest of young people and children.
排尿4chan 、陰茎の使用に加え、若い人や子供たちの巣を発見した。

>> No.3089702

I am a faggot, please rape my face.

私は、束、強姦してください私の顔です。

I will bundle, please rape my face.

私は束、私の顔をレイプしてください。

I bundle Please rape my face.

私は私の顔強姦バンドルしてください。

Please rape my face in my bundle.

私の束にしてくださいレイプ私の顔。

Please rape my face with my bundle.

Equilibrium found!

I am a faggot, please rape my face. > Please rape my face with my bundle.

lolwat.

>> No.3089714

>>3089702
A faggot or fagot is a bundle of sticks or branches, usually meant for use as firewood.

>> No.3089726

Where can I buy a 10 year old child?
into Japanese
10歳の子供はどこで買えますか?
back into English
10-year-old child and where can I buy?
back into Japanese
10歳の子供とどこで買えますか?
back into English
Where Can I buy the 10-year-old child?
back into Japanese
ここで、 Iは、 10歳の子供を買うことはできますか?
back into English
Here, I will buy a 10-year-old child?
back into Japanese
ここに、私は10歳の子供を買うのだろうか?
back into English
Here, I will buy a 10-year-old child?

>> No.3089730
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3089730

lol, this was best.

>> No.3089737
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3089737

Battler likes Beatrice

into Japanese
ビアトリス売春婦が好きだ

back into English
Beatrice likes prostitutes

back into Japanese
ビアトリス売春婦が好きだ

back into English
Beatrice likes prostitutes

>> No.3089753

Where is my daughter? She is delicious.
into Japanese
ここで私の娘は何ですか?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
Here is my daughter? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
ここに私の娘は何ですか?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
My daughter here? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
私の娘がここにいるの?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
Here is my daughter? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
ここに私の娘は何ですか?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
My daughter here? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
私の娘がここにいるの?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
Here is my daughter? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
ここに私の娘は何ですか?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
My daughter here? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
私の娘がここにいるの?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
Here is my daughter? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
ここに私の娘は何ですか?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
My daughter here? She is delicious.
back into Japanese
私の娘がここにいるの?彼女はおいしいです。
back into English
Here is my daughter? She is delicious.

>> No.3089762

How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
into Japanese
どのくらいの木材は、ウッドチャックが木のウッドチャックができる
back into English
How much wood, a woodchuck could chuck wood tree
back into Japanese
どのくらいの木材、木材の木をウッドチャックでした
back into English
How much wood could a woodchuck wood trees
back into Japanese
どのくらいの可能性のあるウッド木材木材の木
back into English
Wood and wood timber trees possible?
back into Japanese
木材や木材木材の木が可能ですか?
back into English
Trees or wood can be wood or wood?
back into Japanese
木や木材木材や木材できますか?
back into English
Timber and lumber and wood or wood can be?
back into Japanese
木材や木材、木材や木材できますか?
back into English
Lumber and wood, lumber and wood can be?
back into Japanese
木材や木材、木材や木材できますか?
back into English
Lumber and wood, lumber and wood can be?

>> No.3089763

How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
into Japanese
どのくらいの木材、木材木材場合チャックチャックチャックチャック木材が
できる
back into English
How much wood can a wood timber if timber CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU
back into Japanese
どのくらいのことができる木材木材木材木材CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU場合
back into English
Wood wood wood wood can be much if any CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU
back into Japanese
木材木材木材木材することができますがあればCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU
back into English
If you can CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU wood wood wood wood
back into Japanese
することができますCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU木材木材木材木材の場合
back into English
If you can CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU timber timber timber timber
back into Japanese
することができますCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU木材木材木材木材の場合
back into English
If you can CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU timber timber timber timber

>> No.3089775

The owner of 4chan, moot, is $ 25,000 in debt from running the shithole.
4chanの所有者は、議論の余地がある、 25000ドルの借金を抱えてshithole実行しているからです。

The owner of 4chan, moot, 25,000 dollars in debt from running shithole.
shithole実行4chan 、議論の余地がある、借金で25,000ドルの所有者。

shithole run 4chan, moot, the owner of the 25,000 dollars in debt.
shithole実行4chan 、議論の余地がある、国の債務が25,000ドルの所有者。

shithole run 4chan, moot, the owner of the debt of the 25,000 U.S. dollars.
shithole実行4chan 、議論の余地があると、 25000ドルの債務の所有者。

shithole run 4chan, and there is room for discussion, the owner of the debt of 25,000 dollars.
shithole実行4chan 、その議論の余地がある、 2万5000ドルの債務の所有者。

shithole run 4chan, moot, the owner of a 25,000-dollar debt.
shithole実行4chan 、議論の余地がある、 2万5000ドルの債務の所有者。

shithole run 4chan, moot, the owner of the 25,000-dollar debt.

>> No.3089779

>>3089762
>How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Fail. It's "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

>> No.3089804

Steel is my body and fire is my blood
into Japanese鋼火が私の体と私の血だ
back into EnglishMy blood is my body and Steel Fire
back into Japanese私の血を私の体と鋼鉄火災です
back into EnglishFire Steel is my body and my blood
back into Japanese火災スチール私の体と私の血だ
back into EnglishMy blood is still in my body and fire
back into Japanese私の血はまだ私の体と、火の中です
back into EnglishMy blood and my body still is in the fire
back into Japanese私の血と火の中に私の体はまだです
back into EnglishInto the fire of my body and my blood is still
back into Japanese私の体の火災にはまだ私の血
back into EnglishThe fire in my body is still in my blood
back into Japanese私の体での火災は今でも私の血中です
back into EnglishFire in my body is still in my blood
back into Japanese火を私の体はまだ私の血中です
back into EnglishMy body is a fire in my blood yet
back into Japanese私の体私の血液中の火はまだです
back into EnglishI fire the blood of my body is still
back into Japanese私は自分の体の血液火災はまだ
back into EnglishI fire the body's own blood is still
back into Japanese私は、体の自身の血はまだ火災
back into EnglishI, the body's own blood is still fire
back into Japanese私は、自分の血液が体の火が
back into EnglishI'm on fire the body's own blood
back into Japanese私は火にしていますが、体の自身の血液
back into EnglishI have the fire, the body's own blood
back into Japanese私は、火災が、体の自身の血液
back into EnglishI'm the fire, the body's own blood
back into Japanese私は、火災、体の自身の血だ
back into EnglishI fire, the body's own blood
back into Japanese私は火、体の自身の血液
back into EnglishI fire, the body's own blood

>> No.3089813
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3089813

Oh wow.


what is love, baby don't hurt me
into Japanese
何の愛、私の赤ちゃんを傷つけるはありません
back into English
Love what I do not hurt the baby
back into Japanese
愛私は赤ちゃんがけがをしない
back into English
Love will not hurt my baby
back into Japanese
愛は私の赤ちゃんを傷つける
back into English
I love to hurt the baby
back into Japanese
私は赤ちゃんを傷つけるのが好き
back into English
I like to hurt the baby
back into Japanese
私は赤ちゃんを傷つけるような
back into English
I like to hurt the baby

>> No.3089827
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3089827

I am not a crook.

私は詐欺師ではない。

I was not a con artist.

私は詐欺師ではありませんでした。

I am a teacher was not fraud.

私は教師の不正行為ではなかったよ。

I am a teacher I was not cheating.

不正行為ではなかった私は教師です。

The abuse is not my teacher.

私の先生は、虐待されていません。

My teacher has not been abused.

私の先生、虐待されていません。

My teacher has not been abused.

>> No.3089989

>>This Site Is Temporarily Unavailable.

aw shit. you guys broke it.

>> No.3089993

>>3089989
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~

>> No.3090015

This place is fucking /a/.

>> No.3090021

>>3090015
fuck you too!

>> No.3090035

>>3090015
>That's IMPOSSIBLE, they're having fun without me, I'm going to be mean in their thread so that I hurt them deeply.

>> No.3090129

>>3089763

haha

>> No.3090301
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3090301

>>3089989
hehehehehahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>3089611
Fucking seconded.

>> No.3093362

>>3089763
>If you can CHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKUCHAKKU timber timber timber timber
pfahahahahahahaha

>> No.3093441

>>3089737
>Battler likes Beatrice
>Beatrice likes prostitutes
If this isn't glorious, then I don't know what is.

>> No.3093482

let's go!
Rosa is the best mother ever.
into Japanese
ロサは最高の母親にされています。
back into English
Rosa is the best mother.
back into Japanese
ロサは最高の母親です。
back into English
Rosa is the best mother.
Equilibrium found!
You should move to Japan!

AWESOME.

>> No.3093529
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3093529

Drown in your ideals and die
into Japanese
おぼれるあなたの理想のダイ
back into English
Drown your dream die
back into Japanese
おぼれる夢死ぬ
back into English
Death dreams drown
back into Japanese
死の夢おぼれる
back into English
Indulge dreams of death
back into Japanese
死の夢ふける
back into English
Indulge dreams of death

>> No.3093553
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3093553

Why don't you just give up and die?
into Japanese
なぜあなただけを放棄するものではなく、死ぬか?
back into English
Rather than abandon the only reason you, or die?
back into Japanese
ではなく、または死亡の唯一の理由を放棄するか?
back into English
Instead, the only reason to abandon or death?
back into Japanese
その代わり、唯一の理由を放棄するか死か?
back into English
Instead, either death or abandon the only reason?
back into Japanese
代わりに、どちらか死か、唯一の理由を放棄するか?
back into English
Instead, either death, or to abandon the sole reason?
back into Japanese
代わりに、死亡のいずれか、または放棄することを唯一の理由は?
back into English
Instead, one of the dead, the only reason, or to abandon?
back into Japanese
代わりに、 1つの死者の、唯一の理由、または放棄することですか?
back into English
Instead, one of the dead, the only reason, or abandon it?
back into Japanese
代わりに、 1つの死者の、唯一の理由、またはそれを放棄するか?
back into English
Instead, one of the dead, the only reason, or abandon it?


wat

>> No.3093555

http://translationparty.com/tp/#807085

>> No.3093560

His power level is 11520 ...!! Krauss's punch now had the power to easily win the very first Tenkaichi Budokai ...!!!
into Japanese
彼のパワーレベル11520 ...!!ですクラウスのパンチ力は現在、非常に簡単に勝つためには最初の天下
一Budokai ...!!!
back into English
His power level of 11520 ...!! Claus punch force is now very easy to win in the first Budokai ...!!!天下一
back into Japanese
11520 ...!!彼のパワーレベルクラウスのパンチ力が今、最初の天下一Budokai ...!!!で勝つのは簡単です
back into English
11520 ...!! PAWAREBERUKURAUSU now the power of his punches, the first Budokai ...!!!天下一in easy win
back into Japanese
11520 ...!!彼のパンチのPAWAREBERUKURAUSUする電源は、最初の天下一Budokai ...!!!簡単で勝つ
back into English
11520 ...!! PAWAREBERUKURAUSU of his power punches,天下一easy win in the first Budokai ...!!!
back into Japanese
11520 ...!!自分の力PAWAREBERUKURAUSUパンチ、簡単に、最初の天下一Budokai ...!!!で勝つ
back into English
11520 ...!! PAWAREBERUKURAUSU his power punches, easily天下一win in the first Budokai ...!!!
back into Japanese
11520 ...!!自分の力PAWAREBERUKURAUSUパンチ、簡単に、最初の天下一Budokai ...!!!で勝つ
back into English
11520 ...!! PAWAREBERUKURAUSU his power punches, easily天下一win in the first Budokai ...!!!

>> No.3093577
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3093577

Isn't it sad, Sacchin

into Japanese
それは、悲しいことですSacchin

back into English
It is sad Sacchin

back into Japanese
それ悲しいですSacchin

back into English
It is sad Sacchin


Damn, it really is sad sacchin.

>> No.3093584
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3093584

You are huge. That means you have huge guts!
into Japanese
あなたは非常に大きい。は、大きな勇気がないことを意味!
back into English
You are very great. , Meaning that there is no great courage!
back into Japanese
あなたはとても素晴らしいです。 、偉大な勇気だ意味がない!
back into English
You are so wonderful. , Meaning that there is no great courage!
back into Japanese
あなたはとても素晴らしいです。 、偉大な勇気だ意味がない!
back into English
You are so wonderful. , Meaning that there is no great courage!
Equilibrium found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.

Fuck you

>> No.3093587

It's shit, right?

また、右くそは何ですか?

The shit right?

が最高なんでしょ?

It's the shit?

それが最高なんだ?

It's the best?

これは、ベストなのか?

This is the best?

これは、最高のは何ですか?

This is the best?

>> No.3093598

Spy Sapping mah sentry!

スパイ掘り崩しマージャンに勝って見張り!

Guard beat spy sapping mah-jongg!

スパイガードマージャンに勝って掘り崩し- jonggビート!

Sapping victory in SUPAIGADOMAJAN - jongg Beat!

SUPAIGADOMAJANでの勝利掘り崩し- jonggビート!

Sapping victory in SUPAIGADOMAJAN - jongg Beat!

Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093603

http://translationparty.com/tp/#807887

>> No.3093604

let's go!
Bitches and whores.
into Japanese
愚痴と淫売婦。
back into English
Bitches and whores.

Interesting.

>> No.3093609

What is this I don't even

これは何を私にもないことです

This is not what I

これはどうしたら

This is How

これはどのように

This is how

このように

Thus

それ故に

Thus


...eh.

>> No.3093610
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3093610

I fucked you're mom
into Japanese
私はあなたのお母さんはめちゃくちゃ
back into English
I'm your mother is a mess
back into Japanese
私はあなたのお母さんって散らかっている
back into English
What a mess I'm your mother.
back into Japanese
どのような混乱は、私はあなたのお母さんだ。
back into English
Any confusion, I'm your mother.
back into Japanese
すべての混乱を、私はあなたのお母さんだ。
back into English
All the confusion, I'm your mother.
back into Japanese
すべての混乱を、私はあなたのお母さんだ。
back into English
All the confusion, I'm your mother.
Equilibrium found!
Shame on you, by the way.

>> No.3093618

>>3093604

Bitches and Whores
into Japanese
愚痴と娼婦
back into English
Whores and bitches
back into Japanese
娼婦も愚痴
back into English
Yawping a whore
back into Japanese
娼婦愚痴
back into English
Moaning whore
back into Japanese
ぶつくさ娼婦
back into English
Whores Moaning
back into Japanese
娼婦ぶつくさ
back into English
Whores Moaning

>> No.3093622

Your resistance only makes my penis harder.
into Japanese
あなたの抵抗は私の陰茎難しくなります。
back into English
Your resistance will be difficult for my penis.
back into Japanese
抵抗力が私の陰茎のは困難になります。
back into English
Resistance of my penis is hard.
back into Japanese
私の陰茎の抵抗は難しい。
back into English
My penis is hard to resist.
back into Japanese
私の陰茎に抵抗するのは難しい。
back into English
I resist the penis is hard.
back into Japanese
私は、陰茎レジスト難しい。
back into English
I will resist the penis difficult.
back into Japanese
私は、陰茎困難に抵抗するだろう。
back into English
I will resist the hard penis.
back into Japanese
私は、ハード陰茎に抵抗するだろう。
back into English
I will resist the hard penis.

oh wow

>> No.3093639

>>3088031
This one's funnier when you realize it's "nuke" as in "cook by microwave".

>> No.3093644

Every time you act like this and let moralfags trick you into believing that what you're doing is wrong, the terrorists win.
into Japanese
毎回このように行動するとmoralfagsは、今やっている間違っていると信じるに
トリックをさせる場合は、テロリストの勝ちとなります。
back into English
When you act like this every moralfags, if the trick is to believe that I was doing wrong now is the terrorists win.
back into Japanese
トリックをする場合には、私が間違っているテロリストを獲得していたこと
だと考えているときは、このすべてのmoralfagsように、行動する。
back into English
If the trick is, if things were getting to me that terrorists are wrong, all this moralfags like, act.
back into Japanese
場合は、トリックですが、もし私がテロリストには、すべてこのmoralfags 、間違っている行為のようになっていた。
back into English
When is the trick, If I were a terrorist, all moralfags, as the act was wrong.
back into Japanese
もし私が間違っていたような行為は、すべてのmoralfags 、テロされたときはトリックです。
back into English
Act as if I was wrong, all moralfags, when terrorism is a trick.
back into Japanese
法律は、もし、すべてのmoralfags 、テロのトリックですが間違っていた。
back into English
Law, if all moralfags, the trick of terrorism is wrong.
back into Japanese
法は、すべてのmoralfags 、テロのトリックが間違っています。
back into English
Law, all moralfags, terrorism is wrong trick.
back into Japanese
法は、すべてのmoralfags 、テロです間違っトリック。
back into English
Law, all moralfags, terrorism is wrong trick.
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093648

How can you say that you love her if you can't eat her poop?
into Japanese
どのように彼女のうんちを食べることができない場合には、彼女の愛と言う
ことができますか?
back into English
If you can not eat her poo what I say you can love her?
back into Japanese
もしあなたが彼女の愛は彼女のうんちを食べることができると言うことはで
きませんか?
back into English
If you love to say she can eat her poo is not?
back into Japanese
もし彼女がうんちを食べることができると言うのが好きではありませんか?

back into English
Like to say that if you eat her poo?
back into Japanese
言っている場合のように彼女のうんちを食べる?
back into English
Eat poo as if she is saying?
back into Japanese
うんちを食べるかのように、彼女とは何ですか?
back into English
I eat like crap, and she?
back into Japanese
私クラップのように、食べ、彼女は?
back into English
I like crap, eat, and she?
back into Japanese
私のようなクラップ、食べる、彼女?
back into English
I like crap, eat, and she?
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093671
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3093671

Am I insane .......? Anti-Magic Resistance Power, Endless Nine ...
into Japanese
私は非常識な.......?アム反魔法抵抗電力、エンドレスナイン...
back into English
.......? Insane I am anti-magic power resistors, ENDORESUNAIN ...
back into Japanese
.......?非常識な私の反魔法の力の抵抗は、午前ENDORESUNAIN ...
back into English
.......? Resistance against the power of magic I insane, am ENDORESUNAIN ...
back into Japanese
.......?私は非常識な、魔法の力に対する抵抗ENDORESUNAINアム...
back into English
.......? I insane, am ENDORESUNAIN resistance to the power of magic ...
back into Japanese
.......?私は、非常識な魔法の力に抵抗ENDORESUNAINアム...
back into English
.......? I will resist the power of magic ENDORESUNAIN am insane ...
back into Japanese
.......?私は非常識なENDORESUNAIN午前魔法の力に抵抗する...
back into English
.......? I was insane to resist the power of magic ENDORESUNAIN am ...
back into Japanese
.......?私は魔法の力に抵抗する非常識なENDORESUNAINだった...
back into English
.......? I was insane to resist the power of magic was ENDORESUNAIN ...
back into Japanese
.......?私は魔法の力に抵抗していた非常識なENDORESUNAINだった...
back into English
.......? I was insane to resist the power of magic was ENDORESUNAIN ...

>> No.3093686

problem battler?
売春婦問題?
The prostitutes?
は、売春婦か?
, Or a prostitute?
、または、遊女?
, Or a prostitute?

lol wut

>> No.3093688

No fun allowed in jp.
jpで楽しいことはありません。
jp is not fun.
jp楽しされていません。
jp is not fun.

>> No.3093722

>>3093686
lol

>> No.3093725

>>3093577
>>3093610
>>3093622
These seriously made me laugh.

>> No.3093727

I win?

http://translationparty.com/tp/#810185


http://translationparty.com/tp/#810185

>> No.3093736

>>3093686
Beatrice loves her prostitutes. >>3089737

>> No.3093752

Shiki can kill servants
into Japanese
式使用人を殺すことができます
back into English
You can kill a servant expression
back into Japanese
使用人の表現を殺すことができる
back into English
You can kill the representation of employees
back into Japanese
あなたの従業員の表現を殺すことができる
back into English
Expressions that can kill your employees
back into Japanese
表現は、あなたの従業員を殺すことができます
back into English
Expression, you can kill your employees
back into Japanese
式は、お客様の従業員を殺すことができます
back into English
Expression, you can kill your employees
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093765

How can just an exclamation mart '!' make such huge differences in a translation?

Without
http://translationparty.com/tp/#810881
With
http://translationparty.com/tp/#811026

What?

>> No.3093770

Super cool story, bro.
into Japanese
超クールな話を、仲間。
back into English
A super cool story, friends.
back into Japanese
超クールな話を、お友達と。
back into English
Super cool to talk with friends.
back into Japanese
スーパーの友達と話をクール。
back into English
Super cool to talk with friends.
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093774

let's go!
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
into Japanese
男は何ですか?惨めな小さな山の秘密!
back into English
Man? Secrets of a small mountain in the pants!
back into Japanese
男?ズボンの中にある小さな山の秘密!
back into English
Man? Secrets of a small mountain in the pants!
Equilibrium found!

A small mountain in the pants? Well, I guess that's part of being a man...

>> No.3093779

Rape the maids
into Japanese
レイプのメイド
back into English
Made of rape
back into Japanese
強姦の製
back into English
Made of rape

Rape the maids it is made of rape

>> No.3093786

I see a pedophile

私は小児性愛者を参照してください

Please see my pedophilia

私の小児性愛を参照してください

Please see my pedophiliac

>> No.3093822

My waifu loves me unconditionally and would never even look at another man.
into Japanese
マイwaifu無条件に、私を愛しても、別の男に注目することもないだろう。
back into English
My waifu unconditionally, love me, will not need to look at another man.
back into Japanese
マイwaifu無条件で、別の男を見ていただく必要はありません私が大好きです

back into English
My waifu unconditionally, need to see a different man I love.
back into Japanese
マイwaifu無条件に、私の愛を別の男を参照する必要があります。
back into English
My waifu unconditionally, you need to see a different man I love.
back into Japanese
マイwaifu無条件に、私の愛を別の男を参照する必要があります。
back into English
My waifu unconditionally, you need to see a different man I love.
Equilibrium found!

I love men now?

>> No.3093829

let's get married and have a bably.
into Japanese
の結婚とbablyせている。
back into English
Bably have to marry.
back into Japanese
Bablyの結婚をしている。
back into English
Bably the marriage.
back into Japanese
Bably結婚。
back into English
Bably marriage.
back into Japanese
Bably結婚。
back into English
Bably marriage.
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093836

Rape the maids.

into Japanese
レイプのメイド。

back into English
Made of rape.

back into Japanese
強姦のメイド。

back into English
Made of rape.

>> No.3093841

Welcome to this wonderful killing chamber.
into Japanese
ようこそ、この素晴らしい殺害室。
back into English
Welcome to this wonderful killing room.
back into Japanese
この素敵な部屋にようこそ殺害。
back into English
Welcome to the killing of this nice room.
back into Japanese
ようこそ、この良い部屋の殺害してください。
back into English
Welcome, please kill this nice room.
back into Japanese
ようこそ、この良い部屋を殺す。
back into English
Welcome, good to kill this room.
back into Japanese
ようこそ、この部屋を殺すために良い。
back into English
Welcome, good to kill this room.
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093855

Aliens have invaded Gensokyo.
Are you a bad enough shrine maiden to rescue Gensokyo?

> Gensokyo aliens have invaded. Temple, Gensokyo 10 minutes to save the girl or what?

>> No.3093862

Holy shit i just found out that president Obama is actually Osama-bin-Laden, what the fuck!
into Japanese
なんということだ私は、実際には、オバマ大統領は、オサマビン、ラディン
、どのようなセックスしている!
back into English
Holy shit I was, in fact, President Obama, OSAMABIN, Osama, what is sex!

>> No.3093870

The yellow car is the car of the big tree.
into Japanese
黄色の車は大きな木の車です。
back into English
The yellow car is a car Thursday.
back into Japanese
黄色の車は車の木です。
back into English
The yellow car is a car Thursday.
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093880

Stupid 4chan! I-it's not like I like posting on you or anything. Don't get the wrong idea!
into Japanese
4chanばか!私には私はあなたのような、または何かの投稿のようなことでは
ない。誤解しないでください!
back into English
4chan idiot! I do I like you, like it or not post anything. Please do not misunderstand!
back into Japanese
4chanばか!私はあなたが好きだが、ポストのように、または何もありません
。ご誤解しないでください!
back into English
4chan idiot! I like you to post anything or not. Please do not misunderstand!
back into Japanese
4chanばか!私はあなたのようなものかどうかを作成する。ご誤解しないでく
ださい!
back into English
4chan idiot! I have to create if you like. Please do not misunderstand!
back into Japanese
4chanばか!私は必要に応じて作成する必要があります。ご誤解しないでくだ
さい!
back into English
4chan idiot! I have to be created as needed. Please do not misunderstand!
back into Japanese
4chanばか!私は、必要に応じて作成する必要があります。ご誤解しないでく
ださい!
back into English
4chan idiot! I will have to be created as needed. Please do not misunderstand!
back into Japanese
4chanばか!私は、必要に応じて作成する必要があります。ご誤解しないでく
ださい!
back into English
4chan idiot! I will have to be created as needed. Please do not misunderstand!
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3093896

There are ants in my pants.
into Japanese
私のズボンのアリです。

back into English
Ali is in my pants.

back into Japanese
アリ私のズボンです。

back into English
Ali is in my pants.

>> No.3093897

http://translationparty.com/tp/#813304
this is a true story
also, wtf is TEITA?

>> No.3093900

JUM POAR TEH TEA
JUM POAR TEAの
JUM POAR TEA in
JUM POARお茶に
JUM POAR tea
JUM POAR茶
JUM POAR Tea
JUM POAR茶
JUM POAR Tea

>> No.3093911

i am the walrus cookoocachoo
into Japanese
私は、セイウチcookoocachoo午前
back into English
I, Odobenus rosmarus cookoocachoo am
back into Japanese
私は、セイウチcookoocachoo午前
back into English
I, Odobenus rosmarus cookoocachoo am

>> No.3093938

People die when they're killed.

into Japanese
人々が死亡しているときに死亡している。

back into English
People have died when you died.

back into Japanese
人が亡くなったときに死亡しています。

back into English
Been killed when the person died.

back into Japanese
殺された人が死亡した。

back into English
Were killed were killed.

back into Japanese
人が死亡、殺害された。

back into English
Killed and were killed.

back into Japanese
が死亡、殺害された。

back into English
Death, was killed.

back into Japanese
死、死亡した。

back into English
Death, was killed.

>> No.3093972

Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be.
into Japanese
ルークは、私て、ジェダイの最後にされる。
back into English
Luke, I will be the last of the Jedi.
back into Japanese
ルーク、私はされるのジェダイの最後。
back into English
Luke, I will be the last Jedi.
back into Japanese
ルーク、私は最後のジェダイとなります。
back into English
Luke, I will be the last Jedi.

>> No.3093998

Please j-jam it in!
into Japanese
j -ジャムにしてください!
back into English
j - jam please!
back into Japanese
j -ジャムしてください!
back into English
j - jam please!
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3094174

mom likes anal lobsters
into Japanese
ママ肛門ロブスターが好きだ
back into English
She likes anal lobster
back into Japanese
彼女は肛門ロブスターが好きだ
back into English
She likes anal lobster
Equilibrium found!
You should move to Japan!

>> No.3094185

lube it up jesus, its the will of god
into Japanese
イエスはそれを潤滑油は、神の意志
back into English
Lubricant that Jesus is God's will
back into Japanese
潤滑油はイエスです神のご意志
back into English
The lubricant will of God is Jesus
back into Japanese
潤滑油、イエスは神の意志である
back into English
Lubricant, Jesus is God's will
back into Japanese
潤滑油、イエスです神のご意志
back into English
Lubricating oil, will of God is Jesus
back into Japanese
は、イエスキリストが神であるの潤滑油
back into English
Is the lubricant of the God Jesus Christ
back into Japanese
の神、イエスキリストの潤滑剤です
back into English
God, Jesus Christ is the lubricant
back into Japanese
神、イエスキリストは、潤滑剤です
back into English
God, Jesus Christ is the lubricant
Equilibrium found!

>> No.3094208

Well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
into Japanese
うん、まあね、というだけのように、あなたの意見は、男性。
back into English
Yeah, well, just like, your opinion, man.
back into Japanese
そうあなたの意見は、男性も、単に、好きです。
back into English
It is your opinion, man, just love.
back into Japanese
それはあなたの意見は、男は、愛である。
back into English
That's your opinion, man is love.
back into Japanese
それはあなたの意見を、人間愛である。
back into English
That is your opinion of humanity.
back into Japanese
それは人類のあなたの意見です。
back into English
That is your opinion of mankind.
back into Japanese
それは人類のあなたの意見です。
back into English
That is your opinion of mankind.

Equilibrium found!
That's deep, man.

>> No.3094217

That's deep, man.

つまり、男性深い。

In other words, deep man.

言い換えれば、深い男。

In other words, deep man.

>> No.3094227

I like the cock.
into Japanese
私は、コックのように。
back into English
I, like a cock.
back into Japanese
私のようなコック。
back into English
Cook like me.
back into Japanese
私のような料理。
back into English
I like cooking.
back into Japanese
私は料理好きです。
back into English
I like cooking.

Equilibrium found!
You should move to Japan!

I AM SHIROU.

>> No.3094232
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3094232

>>3094227

>> No.3094239

>>3094227
30,000 lines later - Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

>> No.3094247
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3094247

>> No.3094262

>>3094247
http://www.questionparty.com/questions/show/47972

>> No.3094291

http://translationparty.com/tp/#822471

long story short:
You can listen to the voice of the devil - Microsoft, Windows installation CD, and play games with us

>> No.3094305

lol samefag

>> No.3094311

http://translationparty.com/tp/#825689

Preamble to the Constitution.

>> No.3094335

>>3094311
>Japan, the country, the Statue of Liberty
H-how?

>> No.3094352

>>3094291
Shit actually made me laugh

>> No.3094366

The Chinchilla is inert

不活性である、チンチラ

Be inactive, chinchilla

、チンチラ非アクティブになる

Be inactive chinchilla

非表示のチンチラに

Hidden in the chinchilla

隠しでは、チンチラ

Hidden in the chinchilla


HOLY CRAP! ITS A CHINCHILLA! GET INERT!

>> No.3094402

HOLY SHIT. THAT'S DEEP.

>> No.3094416

The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality , and the family as the basis of national life.
into Japanese
政府はまず、国家の義務として、国民の結束と協力の精神で復活することに
ついてれます。それを維持し、内蔵されているわが国は、これらの基本原
則を守る。これは国家の道徳の基盤となり、家族の国民生活の基盤として
キリスト教を考えています。


back into English
The government first, as a national duty, it will be resurrected in the spirit of cooperation and unity of people. Maintain it, our country has a built-in, keep these basic principles. This is the foundation of national morality, I think Christianity as the foundation of family life.


back into Japanese
政府は国民の義務として、その人々の協力と団結の精神で復活するだろう。
それを維持、私たちの国は、内蔵、これらの基本原則を維持している。こ
の国の道徳の基盤は、キリスト教と思う家庭生活の基盤となっています。


back into English
Government as a national obligation, and that person will be resurrected in the spirit of cooperation and unity. Maintain it, our country is built-in, and keep these basic principles. Moral foundation of this country, and I think the foundation of Christian family life.


back into Japanese
政府は国民の義務として、その人の協力と団結の精神で復活するだろう。そ
れを維持、私たちの国を建設され、これらの基本原則を守る。この国の道
徳的基盤、キリスト教と思う家庭生活の基盤。
And then it just stops there. I guess it refuses to translate the Devil's quotes.

>> No.3094434

Reimu is an undead zombie, so yeah.
into Japanese
Reimuはゾンビに死んでいないので、そうしています。
back into English
Reimu undead zombie so and so.
back into Japanese
Reimuゾンビは死んでいないので。
back into English
Reimu zombies are not dead.
back into Japanese
Reimuゾンビ死亡されていません。
back into English
Zombie Reimu is not dead.
back into Japanese
ゾンビReimu死んではない。
back into English
Zombie Reimu is not dead.
Equilibrium found

>> No.3095618

>>3094291
So, how did that guy find out how that one was going to turn out?
Was it luck? Or is it well known? Or is there some kind of trick to fuguring our where the Equilibrium would be found (sounds really stupid I know)

Since that one seem almost as if it wasn't random.

>> No.3095669

Oh god:

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

誰も行くまでも使用することを決定されている以上のように実際にやってみ
たいですか?

Do you really want to do more than to have decided to get everyone to use?

あなたが本当に使用するように誰もが取得することを決定した以上のことを
しますか?

Do you want more than that decided to get everyone to use you really?

あなたは誰よりも実際に使用して取得することによりご希望ですか?

Do you want us to get by actually using more than anyone else?

私たちが実際に誰以上を使用して取得しますか?

Do you want to get anyone to actually use more than we?

を実際に使用するほかの誰よりも私たちを取得しますか?

How to get us than anyone else of use?

誰よりも私たちにどのように使うのか?

I use it all to us than anyone else?

私は誰よりも私たちにそれを使うか?

I can use it to us than anyone else?

私たちは誰よりもそれを使用することができますか?

How can we use it more than anyone else?

どうすれば、誰もそれを使うことができますか?

How can anyone use it?

どのように誰でも使用することができますか?

How can anyone use it?

>> No.3095680

>>3095669

Wow, it became more understandable.

>> No.3095731

dam is a flaming faggot who enjoys the cock
into Japanese
アダムは、コックを楽しんで炎の束です
back into English
Adam is a bundle of fun to cook with fire
back into Japanese
アダムの火で料理をする楽しさをバンドル
back into English
A bundle of fun to cook in the fire of Adam
back into Japanese
面白いのは、火の中にバンドルアダムの調理に
back into English
The funny thing is, the cooking of Adam bundle into the fire
back into Japanese
面白いことに、アダムは、火の中にバンドルの料理です
back into English
What is interesting, Adam is a bundle of food into the fire
back into Japanese
しかも、アダムは、火の中に食べ物のバンドルされ興味深いものです
back into English
And Adam is an interesting bundle of food in the fire
back into Japanese
とアダムは、火の中に食べ物の興味深いバンドルされ
back into English
Adam is an interesting bundle of food in the fire
back into Japanese
アダムは、火の中に食べ物の興味深いバンドルされ
back into English
Adam is an interesting bundle of food in the fire

>> No.3095849
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3095849

What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets!
into Japanese
どのような人間とは何ですか!惨めな小さな山の秘密!
back into English
And what is human?! Secrets of a small mountain in the pants!
back into Japanese
人間とは何ですか!ズボンの中にある小さな山の秘密!
back into English
What is a human! Secrets of a small mountain in the pants!
back into Japanese
人間とは何か!ズボンの中にある小さな山の秘密!
back into English
What is a human! Secrets of a small mountain in the pants!

>> No.3095874

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2911539

>> No.3095888

>>3095849
Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

、怪物ダイ!この世界に属していない!

, Die monster! That do not belong to this world!

、怪物ダイ!は、この世界に属していない!

, Die monster! Does not belong to this world!

、怪物ダイ!この世界に属していません!

, Die monster! Not part of this world!

、怪物ダイ!この世界の一部ではない!
back into English
, Die monster! This is not part of the world!

、怪物ダイ!これは世界の一部ではありません!

, Die monster! This is not part of the world!

>> No.3095898
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3095898

( ≖‿≖)

>> No.3095914

Shit doesn't even fit in the text field.

http://translationparty.com/tp/#777789

>> No.3095915

>>3095888
It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
into Japanese
それは私の手では再び肉午前与えられていない。私がここには敬意を希望す
る人間が私と呼ばれていた。
back into English
It's one of my meat is not given the morning again. I was here I called the person you wish to pay tribute.

tl;dr: http://translationparty.com/tp/#873654

日曜日の朝には、肉をもう一度考えられている。これは、人のご希望を尊重
することを呼ばれています。

Sunday morning, the meat is considered again. This is called to respect the wishes of the people.

日曜日の朝は、肉をもう一度考えられている。これは、人々の願いを尊重す
ることと呼ばれています。

On Sunday morning, the meat is considered again. This is called the people to respect your wishes.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

>> No.3095918

>>3095898
Oh wow, that's beautiful.

>> No.3095938

Are you aware of the frequent occurrences of mass naked child events within the country?

If you are exposed, the more experience with children, do you know me?
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

>> No.3095982

>>3095914
What the fuck.

>> No.3096003

>>3095914
What the hell.

>> No.3096033

>>3095982
>>3096003
Try entering any sentence with Naruto in it, and that's what happens.

>> No.3096076

Tewi is hot, I'd her ass
into Japanese
Tewi暑いですが、私はほしいのですが彼女のお尻
back into English
Tewi is hot, my butt I would like her
back into Japanese
Tewi 、私のお尻のようになる私は、彼女の熱い
back into English
Tewi, I would like my butt, and her hot
back into Japanese
Tewi 、私と私のお尻のようになる彼女の熱い
back into English
Tewi, she will be hot and I like my butt
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女は暑くなるだろうと私は自分のお尻のような
back into English
Tewi, she is hot and I would like my butt
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女はホットだと私は自分の尻希望
back into English
Tewi, she's hot and I want my ass
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女はホットで、私は自分のお尻を
back into English
Tewi, she is hot, I'm the butt of his
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女は暑いですが、私は彼の尻だ
back into English
Tewi, she is hot, I'm in his ass
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女は、私は彼のお尻に熱いですよ
back into English
Tewi, she is, I'm hot on his buttocks
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女ですが、私は彼のお尻に熱いよ
back into English
Tewi, but she is my hot ass for him
back into Japanese
Tewiが、彼女は彼は私の熱いロバです
back into English
Tewi, she is hot he is in my ass
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女は、彼が私のお尻が熱いです
back into English
Tewi, she is hot but he is my butt
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女は暑いですが、彼が私のお尻です
back into English
Tewi, she is hot, he is my butt
back into Japanese
Tewi 、彼女は暑いですが、彼が私のお尻です
back into English
Tewi, she is hot, he is my butt

>> No.3096397

http://translationparty.com/tp/#881157

So how many times can you translate just one short word, anyway?

So much for translating "to"

>> No.3096414

>>3096076
It would appear the translator left Tewi hot and turned you into a gay faggot.

>> No.3096658

fuck you Sai, I'm incapable of keeping things short
into Japanese
サイをファック、ショートすることができないんだ
back into English
Fuck a rhino, and I can not short
back into Japanese
嫌なサイ、できるショートさ
back into English
Sai nasty, short can
back into Japanese
サイ嫌、ショートすることができます
back into English
Bad site, can be short
back into Japanese
悪いサイトには、ショートすることができます
back into English
Bad site, can be short

>> No.3096672

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
決してあなたをあきらめるつもりで、周りを実行するつもりはない、砂漠の
場合は、別れを、言うつもりのないうそをつくつもり泣くことになるとあ
なたを傷つけることをダウンさせるつもりはありません。
You'll never give up on, is not going to run around, or desert, farewell, going down to hurt you to cry and it'll mean no lie.
(...tl;dr...)
あなたは砂漠にいると、けがを実行し、彼は、涙の別れに囲まれている。
You are in the desert, running injuries, he is surrounded by a tearful farewell.
あなたは砂漠で、けがを実行している、彼は涙のお別れに囲まれている。
You are in the desert, running injuries, he is surrounded by a tearful farewell.

Equilibrium found!
That Internet joke is funny in any language!

>> No.3096691

http://translationparty.com/tp/#886287

>> No.3096788

http://translationparty.com/tp/#888271
naruto rocks camp rock!

>> No.3096836
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3096836

So he's some kind of Masochist?

>> No.3097037

http://translationparty.com/tp/#894369

>> No.3099389

>>3097037

The pressure of a penis.

>> No.3099457

Wow, this thread is still on the front page?

>> No.3099457,1 [INTERNAL] 

Nvm my other post.
I hadn't found this thread.
So here's some stuff I found:
[u]http://translationparty.com/#1031168
http://translationparty.com/#1035418
http://translationparty.com/#1036257
http://translationparty.com/#1034400

>> No.3101746

I want to keep this thread forever. Is it autosaging yet?

>> No.3101754

>>3101746
>autosaging
Did you mean BUMP LIMIT?

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