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3085700 No.3085700 [Reply] [Original]

Sometimes I wonder what sex is like. Even though I don't really know what it's like sometimes I want it so badly I can hardly stand it. Sometimes I think I should just go out and pick up a whore.

Then I think of Iori and know that she wouldn't approve of me not waiting for her and I feel I can go on for a little longer.

>> No.3085713

Whores don't make for good sex.

>> No.3085719

she`s not waiting
she doesn`t care
she isn`t real

>> No.3085732
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>>3085719
I understand the words but the logic makes no sense.

>> No.3085731
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3085731

I used to be like that back in high school.

Now I don't really have an interest in it and my hand works fine.

I hardly even fap anymore.

>> No.3085733
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3085733

get an OTP to worship, then you can divert your frustrations into fantasies of Shirou jackhammering Saber

>> No.3085736

>>3085732
I didn't know Sarge from Red vs. Blue was into moe shit.

>> No.3085759

>>3085731
Same here, kinda. I just don't even wanna have sex unless I love the person now. Porn disgusts me nowadays, I don't fap much.

>> No.3085768
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3085768

I think sex looks kind of gross.

>> No.3085770

I guess it helps that I've already had sex (in highschool... ~8-9 years ago), but I couldn't care less. I value my free time much more than I'd value sex and the bullshit that comes with it.

>> No.3085772

>>3085768

Finally someone who agrees with me.

>> No.3085794

I stopped fapping 3 years ago when I hit 21. I've seen it all and my mom's divorce gave me a bitter contempt for real women since I was 6.

It's amazing how a person with so much free time doesn't fap, I don't know how I do it.

>> No.3085812

I pour all my energy into saving up money and hoarding possessions... the rest of it goes to self-loathing and dumpster diving...

>> No.3085820

>>3085794

Pff small time. I've only fap'd once in my life and that was when i was 16. I'm now 24. But I don't do it because I'm bitter, I'm indifferent towards most things.

>> No.3085834

>>3085733
I'd insert my Excalibur in her Avalon.

>> No.3085864

>>3085768
>>3085759
Porn sex is terrible because it's wholly unnatural. The girl is NEVER really into it, at best she's high and just doesn't really care.

Real sex with someone you give half a shit about is not gross. It feels amazing, and you also get gratification out of getting your partner off as well.

Of course, real sex can also be terrible, or depressing, or even soul-crushing, and it can raise a shitstorm of problems. But when it goes right, it's worth it.

I'm in a relationship right now. We haven't had GOOD sex in like... MONTHS. At least 3. Probably more than that. My girlfriend gained weight and suddenly has body image problems. Whenever she wants sex she doesn't want me looking at her, so we have sex in a pitch black room, and she's asking me "Am I fat?" the whole fucking time. I feel so depressed.

>> No.3085879

>>3085864
Dump the whale, that'll help her with her self-esteem issues.

>> No.3085891
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3085891

>I'm in a relationship right now

>> No.3085894

>>3085864

Put the bitch on a treadmill

>> No.3085902

>>3085820
I find that hard to believe unless you have some sort of disorder.

>> No.3085907

>>3085864
>Of course, real sex can also be terrible, or depressing, or even soul-crushing, and it can raise a shitstorm of problems.
Happens 99.9% of the time.
>But when it goes right, it's worth it.
Happens 1% of the time.

I'm kinda like the OP but I know the problems that come with having sex. And I want to love the person with whom I have my first time with. Until then my hand will suffice. Don't really fap to porn as I generate my own fantasies. I have been made fun of for my virginity at 24 but I always reply with, "At least I can safely say I have no STD's nor do I have some crazy woman out for my blood who I got pregnant and dumped"

Also, one night stands show low respect for one's self.

>> No.3085911

>>3085879
Thing is, she's not a whale. She's obsessive about her overall fucking weight though, and can't wrap around her head around the idea that she all her best friends will always weigh less than her because they are almost a foot fucking shorter than her (She's about 5'10", ~155lbs, carries her excess weight on the hips / ass)

I love having a girl with a real ass to grab for once, but now it sucks because there's never any passion in it

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>>3085864
Honestly I'd much rather be the one getting sexed, not the one doing it.

>> No.3085918

>>3085907
But that makes 100.9% anon.

>> No.3085925

>>3085907

Those aren't very convincing comebacks just so you know

>> No.3085932

Are we seriously giving relationshit advice on /jp/?

Jesus Christ...

>> No.3085934

>>3085902

Disorder with my penis? Maybe, it's not as active as it should be but it doesn't matter since i just dislike faping.

I dislike it because it just does nothing for me.

>> No.3085947

I'd like to have sex but I know my fantasies on how it would go GREATLY differ from the reality of what sex is nowadays.

Sex is no longer considered the ultimate form of love and bonding of two souls but is now seen as a casual past time, something that isn't very important and can be tossed away and forgotten easily. Sex is now just a bargaining chip, an Ace of Spades.

>> No.3085953

>>3085925
Convincing in what form? What am I trying to convince others of with these comebacks? They're not comebacks, they're facts.

>> No.3085969

>>3085918
>>But that makes 100.9% anon.
HOLY SHIT GUYS WE HAVE A GEOMETRY MAJOR IN THE THREAD

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>>3085907
>I'm a virgin but I'm still entitled to give advice about sex

Wait, what?

>> No.3085971

>>3085969
u mad?

>> No.3085985
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>>3085970
I really do hate the human race.

>> No.3085989

I always feel kinda depressed after fapping. It's a mix a of guilt with self-loath, but it lasts 5 minutes at most.

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>>3085907
>>I'm a virgin but I'm still entitled to give advice about sex

>> No.3085997

>>3085907

I have no self esteem already, so I should do lots of one night stands now?

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>>3085947
you think you know enough about that to tell us? Maybe its not like that.

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>>3085970
>>3085995
>I'm going to use reaction images on one post because hey, it's lulzy! LOL OMG SO FUNNAI :D

>> No.3086007

>>3085989
why, man?
Masturbate where you want, when you want.

>> No.3086015
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3086015

>>3085999
Of course I do! Here's the lowdown.
All women are whores of Babylon
All women are in league with Satan
All women have diseases in which they control the male mind with.
These diseases fester in what they call a "VAGINA"

The more you know Anonymous! You can thank me later.

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>>3086005
>>lulzy! LOL OMG SO FUNNAI :D

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3086025

>>3086005

>> No.3086029
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3086029

>>3086017
>>3086025

>> No.3086036

>>3085995
I haven't killed myself but I'm still entitled to give advice about suicide.

>> No.3086031
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3086031

women suck

>> No.3086035

>>3085731
I don't really care anymore either. It could be that I only fap to 2d, I guess. When I was still into 3d porn, I was fantasizing about it and trying to imagine myself experiencing it. I'd guess since 2d is by default unacheivable, I no longer try to project myself into the act. Or maye I'm just not a horny teneager anymore, is all. Whatever.

>> No.3086054

>>3085911

>5'10", ~155lbs

Huh? That's not even remotely fat, that's right smack dab in the middle of normal. If a BMI chart can't convince her she's not fat, you folks need to find a shrink. Srsly.

>> No.3086067

/jp/ - /r9k/

>> No.3086074
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3086074

TO HELL WITH WOMEN

PRACTICE SAIKYO!!!!

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>>3085907
So you're waiting to have sex with some1 u love, well do ya think she's gonna come falling out of the sky and into your hands? You have to be proactive and go out on dates with AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE because you'll have a higher chance of meeting her. And even if you magically get your dream girl one day, if you haven't gone on many dates then you won't know how to hang onto her and she'll dump you because you're an anti-social fuck.

tldr; you're a butthurt virgin who berates sex for no reason other than jealousy

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>>3086100
Is there a problem here?

>> No.3086163

>>3086138

No but I'd be happy to give ya one.

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>>3086100
>So you're waiting to have sex with some1 u love, well do ya think she's gonna come falling out of the sky and into your hands? You have to be proactive and go out on dates with AS MANY GIRLS AS POSSIBLE because you'll have a higher chance of meeting her. And even if you magically get your dream girl one day, if you haven't gone on many dates then you won't know how to hang onto her and she'll dump you because you're an anti-social fuck.
blah blah blah
>tldr; you're a butthurt virgin who berates sex for no reason other than jealousy

Oh noes! Really!? omigosh! So you must be an expert on this topic then. Please share with us lowly virgins the pearls of your wisdom O non virgin ancient one!

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3086171

>>3086168
>>3086163
Aw hell naw

>> No.3086181
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3086181

This thread wouldn't be half as shitty as it is if it weren't for all the horrible posts full of normalfaggotry.

>>3086170
>Oh noes! Really!? omigosh!
Where the hell are you people coming from?

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3086183

>>3086171
aw hell yes

>> No.3086187

I know it's summer weekend /jp/ but please try to keep the normalfaggotry to a minimum. Thanks.

>> No.3086192

>>3086181

I'm sure you're from /a/ with that avatar.

>> No.3086190
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3086190

>>3086170
Normally I appreciate sarcasm but you're not really makin a statement of any kind other than disagreement. Lrn2toArgue there bub.

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>>3086181
Outer fucking space

>> No.3086189

>>3086181
>Where the hell are you people coming from?
Summer's almost over with, thank god.

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>>3086190
Here is my argument. I'll implant it in your head myself.

>> No.3086205

>>3086189
I'm pretty sure that there are still weekends after summer ends.

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3086214

This thread is now about Clint Eastwood vs. Yukari.

>> No.3086218

>>3086183
>>3086171
you gentlemen just say the word... animu blood'll be floodin the sewers..

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>> No.3086224
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>>3086192
I only go to /a/ once a season and even then I'm only there long enough to get my hands on one of those pictures that lists all of the shows and maybe I'll check out a thread discussing said picture.

I'm a true /jp/edo, bro.

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>>3086204

You won't survive the attempt, bub. Now go back to watching fruits basket.

>> No.3086259

>>3086224
why do you post with shitty anime pictures then?

>> No.3086269

>>3086205
Yeah, but having about 4-5 fewer days of newfag bullshit per week would be nice, right?

I'd like to be able to go one full day without seeing a fucking Dawson picture, at least.

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>>3086259

>> No.3086274
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>>3086238
Lead off then.....if you've got the cods that is...

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>>3086274
BANG

The national IQ level just rose five points.

>> No.3086393

The way I see it, there are two types of virgins. Those who want to lose their virginity but just can't ever get a girl, and those who simply don't care.

>> No.3088032
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3088032

If you really think about a vagina, its kinda gross :S

>> No.3088049

>>3085932
Weekend.

>> No.3088053

To be honest I don't care anymore, though there was I time when I really want to pick up a whore to see what it feels like.

VNs made me change my outlook, now I only want to have sex with someone I love.

>> No.3088060

I'd only have sex if the girl was innocent and under 15. I have a fetish for innocent girls laying on their back exposed and blushing as they're about to be taken in the missionary position.

>> No.3088078

I stopped caring about having sex quite a while ago. My hand does the deed for me when I get the urge.

>> No.3088321

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

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