Hololive Global

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I LOVE AME!

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I love Ina!

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RATE THE STREAM

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>>30844043
Blessed image.

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Very good Gura... HOWEVER

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Gura is our lovable slut.

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>>30843991
Mori really fucked up on her song release schedule, no surprise her momentum is dying down

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Mori is the only EN with integrity.

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I love Amelia Watson!

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Chickin?

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>>30844053
one more god to be rejected

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>>30843850
Gura singing nothing but Sesame Street songs along with MR Rogers Neighborhood, and Reading Rainbow theme would be interesting

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>>30844006
She quite literally lucked out with youtube fucking her over otherwise she would've still been 20k behind. She'll pass Ina EVENTUALLY but at the rate it's going she needs something big again. And who knows, Ina's little Karaoke stint tomorrow might give her a boost.

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Feast your eyes anons

(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

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Gura is a good Christian girls and may even be a virgin

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KFP employees!!!! State your KFP job.
You better not be KFP's cum container.

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>>30843421
>I'll read, like, storybooks. But them I'm like, maybe I can't archive—I dunno.
>Snooty princess, where I tell you to, I dunno, carry me around and, and... kiss my, kiss my—I don't wanna say that. I was gonna say—I was gonna say, "oh, kiss the ground I walk upon, peasant" ₕᵤhaʰᵃ. Hoo, that was close.

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So, you would watch any Holo playing Civilization V + Brave New World?

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>>30844011
I don't want to watch indies though except for very few
I just want holos but with comfier chats.

Even Gura member streams are infinitely more comfy than her public ones. She talks a LOT more to the chat and enjoys it a lot more too.
Same goes for Amelia to be honest.

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>Ame and Gura haven't liked GuraAme art in awhile
GuraAme bros I haven't felt so good ever since detective diaries...

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>>30844071
CURSED

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>>30844058
Integrity is not a synonym for autism.

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>>30843510
Take this from a foot connoisseur. It does not matter if a woman likes or dislikes the notion of someone liking her feet specifically - it's the praise. Women who know their beauty and self-worth can recognize whether or not they have good or bad looking feet, even if they might be tricking themselves. A woman who doesn't take care of her feet will pretend not to care, but as soon as a man or another woman praises her or the potential for her feet, she will start looking at them more whenever she bathes, showers, or takes her footwear and/or socks off. What she previously ignored or only maintained, she will start looking at it more often from that point on. She will consider how nice a manicure would be, how nice it would be to get them painted just the right color or polish. But then she might lament how no one would see them, therefore, she resolves herself to maybe treating herself once a week by wearing sandals and seeing if anyone notices. She will continue seeking it, maybe even point it out to someone she likes - but once she gets a nibble, she becomes addicted to that praise. She starts experimenting, alternating polishes, manicure styles, even doing footbaths and special pedicure treatments. She will find excuses to mention her feet, because it's fundamentally HER, but at the same time, so distant from her standard appearance. She doesn't have to get bad judgments or reviews about her normal looks when she seeks attention with her feet. People usually don't shame others about bad feet unless it's really heinous, and if she's taking good care of them, it doesn't matter if her toes are small, long, or somewhere in-between. She has that modicum of self-worth that's inherently sexual, provocative, and shows her true colors without having to strut (proverbially speaking) her personality or the rest of her out. It's why Gura takes immense pleasure in rubbing her feet on the glass of her computer tower and mentioning it. It's why she started happily grinning and laughing when she went through with the foot ASMR because she herself, liked that power, that attraction, that appeal. "How could someone like this?" Gura might have asked in her head. But then the attention starts pouring in - a part she likely valued very little before has suddenly become a commodity, something that distinguishes the good people from the bad without being too overt. Foot people are by and large, good people, they scout what true beauty looks like when it's covered up, layered, or worn and beaten and then fixed into something anew. Think of feet as an excellent engine inside of a car chassis; it keeps everything running perfectly, no matter how the rest of the outside looks, fresh or not. Breasts sag, asses wrinkle, but feet can just get a new layer of polish, lotion, and it's as if they were 20 years younger again. Why do you think older ladies love to wear toe rings and wear nail polish on their toes so often, along with uncovered footwear like sandals? That is the reason why, it's the part of them that they can still fondly pretend to be younger with and they love when men worship that youthfulness. Feet are the universality that connects all of a woman's attractiveness into one distilled, tucked away compartment, and it is up to us to unlock that potential, either expressed or lost. That, my friend, is how feet is true culture.

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>>30844071
delete this

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>>30844053
God, I wish.
>>30844057
>Mori really fucked up on her song release
How?

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>>30844074
That's Kiara, anon.

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I love Ina and all of her friends in Hololive!

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RISU YOU FUCKING HARLOT COLLAB WITH HOLOEN ALREADY I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU BITCH RODENT

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Takamori love!

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>>30844064
Schoolhouse Rock too

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>>30844071
inaa......

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>>30844080
Gura also confirmed she likes the D

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>>30844057
I wrote declining there but i meant that they are losing a little bit of momentum, as expected due to the holydays i imagine. Still impressive growth tough

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>>30844006
Kiara will only pass Ina if something huge happens again. Ina's natural growth is bigger despite doing exponentially less work whereas Kiara gets small boosts for every collab she does. Even if she does pass Ina, it probably wouldn't be for long either unless she maintains regular collabs.

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>>30844096
>How?

By literally not doing what she promised? Cover song was supposed to happen and it hasn't and we're almost 3 weeks into December.

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>>30844043
Good OP
https://files.catbox.moe/7gdbrz.mp3

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>>30844047
Indeed

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>>30844105
Fuck off tribalist, this is a UNITY thread.

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I LOVE POLKA!

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>>30844043
FAT ASS SQUIRREL

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Alright rrats, time to post you wildest narratives
https://app.inferkit.com/demo

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>>30844079
Go watch Ame's sister, just dont name drop Ame

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>>30843996
You gotta be at least a little bit slutty to be into a dude with a 4000 mile dick.

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>>30844078
Yes, but I don't think anyone but Ame or Kiara can fill the dead air. Ina will be abysmal for that.

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>>30843879
"Based", pic fucking related. Wish I could be like this instead of being anxious over everyday nothingburgers despite having it fairly good.

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>>30844076
She wouldn't be able to get through a convincing princess Dom ASMR, she cringes at herself too hard unfortunately.

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>>30844071
Art.

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>>30844074
KFP therapist for all the schizos who need their meds

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>>30844071
Go post this on twitter and use the fanart tags.

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>>30844132
haachama is too retarded to have sex

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>>30844142
that's true, but it would still be cute. and funny.

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I get home from work and it's seriously dead hours for another 8 fucking hours? Someone free me from this hell timezone

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>>30844057
She’ll make up for it into this month and early 2021 with all the releases that should be popping out, the collabs will get her name even more out there. I’ve also no doubt that with her finally leaving her job she’s going to become a content powerhouse. Or she’s going to funnel all that new free time into her other career, which would fucking suck.

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Glad you takos are finally getting BTFO. It's been long overdue. The only reason Ina was ever ahead of Kiara was she lucked out with a better design. Kiara put the work in with amazing collabs, a hit single, and amazing solo streams this past month and even her channel being deleted only made her stronger. Meanwhile the "trinity" just phone it in with low effort minecraft, drawing streams, and clickbait RFA. Hopefully this is a wake up call to Ina.

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>>30844074
I am Kiara's chair.

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>>30844043
I want to nut into tree rrat

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Ame's been reading my posts about her new sleep schedule filtering me so now she's going to change it, just for me! Thanks, Ame! JWU

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Hololive is dead...

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>>30844122
Some anon posted that Kiara used to get a few hundred more than Ina before the youtube deletion, now i dont know how are the stats anymore. Thats on their normal solo days, btw

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>>30844088
Thanks for the explanation, Gura.

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>>30844058
Thats a weird way of spelling Ollie

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>>30844076
What are the chances she was going to say "kiss my ass"? she does prefer ass after all

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>>30844096
November song nowhere to be seen
December song right now is the Bread Wrap, which outside of the meme factor won't turn many heads
Kiara duet, which would be considered the 'actual' December song will be on Kiara's channel because everything Mori does together with her gotta be about her

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>>30844168
>Glad you takos are finally getting BTFO
Rejecting reality again huh?

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>>30844168
Man I know this is a copypasta already but
>low effort minecraft
Like how is this even on the list when Kiara does this almost weekly?

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>>30844017
Based. Godspeed, mate.

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>>30844168
Obvious falseflagger is obvious

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>>30844071
glad Ina was forgotten for once

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>>30844168
all me

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>>30844053
Ai-chan got fucked over by management, she deserves it.

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>>30844074
I process the human carcasses into KFP meat.

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>>30844088
nice blogpost Gura

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>>30844173
I think Ame is just trying to fix her own sleep schedule.

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>>30844168
Kiara had to go through a struggle to get on the same level as Ina who barely even tries, in the end Ina is more soulful than Kiara will ever be

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>>30844088
I'm not reading this shit. AWAY!

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>>30844048
Ina not streaming today?

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>>30844043
Redpill me on the Risu Witch narrative. The more I think about it, the more convinced I am Risu is part pinoy. Why the fuck is she catholic again? Indonesians aren't usually catholic.

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>>30844107
That would be amazing.

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>>30844184
Ollie isn't an EN. She has a big flapping brapper though, I'll give you that.

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>>30843902
>chinks killed Coco's momentum
You serious? More like it boosted her momentum.
Now that drama is over everyone forgot about her.

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>>30844058
shouldn't good bait at least pretend to have a point

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>>30844076
>>30844188
She was going to say feet

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>>30844184
Not EN

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>>30844017
>constant lack of energy and loss of appetite
Sounds familiar hmm...

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>>30844188
i agree 100% with the theory that she was going to say feet or toes. she did say "kiss my" twice, and what she ended up with was the ground under them instead.

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>>30844132
>Kiren comes in
haha c-cute AI...

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>>30844217
Cancelled rice stream to prepare something special for the karaoke stream tomorrow.

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So when all the girls have 1M, will numberfags stop? Or does the .XX matter to them more than the 1M?

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>>30844217
She cancelled it to prepare more for tomorrow's Karaoke.

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>>30844088
Impossibly based.

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>>30844047
me too! I love Amelia!

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>>30843991
growth being a logarithmic function is entirely natural.
And I'll say it, I highly doubt that Gura would still grow ~10k a day if she wasn't gaming the algorithm by avoiding swears.
Zombie isn't too weird, she debuted like 2 weeks ago, in fact her 2nd week growth is smaller than Kiara's 4th week growth going by socialblade(25k vs 28k). Though to be fair she had a far higher 1st week than literally anyone else.

Apologies for the numberfagging but i love statistics

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>>30844062
Chickin!

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>>30844214
Why are takos like this?

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>>30844134
I've watched her for a bit, I really like her design. She seems like she has potential too.
Does she hate people mentioning Ame or was that just general advice?

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>>30844242
>>30844238
Ah that sad. I already miss her.

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>>30844088
This is the most based post I've seen all year.

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>>30844071
Should've used that cursed Gura pic with the burger instead.

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>>30844236
K*ren bros...

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>>30844053
This is actually depressing

>>30844088
>foot connoisseur
>manicure
FAKER

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Allow me to introduce you to my religion.

https://streamable.com/g1u6xp

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>>30844217
>>30844238
Ina cancelled her stream to spend more time with Two.

The cuckening continues.

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>>30844071
do takodachi really?

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>>30844058
you mean her, anon.

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>>30844246
>but i love statistics
i do aswell, worked with it all my life. Numberfagging is suffering

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>>30844241
You need to add Ollie, Reine and Moona to the list.

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>>30844269
Good taste Gura.

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>>30844074
I prepare hu..-chicken by skinning them!

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>>30844269
You little mesugaki

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>>30844270
>Cancelled so we could go on a date
Later losers

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Does anyone have that calendar schedule of that Hololive DDD fanfiction that someone is making?

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>>30844132
T-teamates??

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>>30844074
We all remember the 35 employees and Kiara that held the line on yesterday stream.

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>>30844285
You need to stop pretending you're relevant to anything, SEAnigger.

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>>30844132
>Gura has developed actual feelings for Amelia. Despite being a shark,

Gura is shown to be the friendliest and most sympathetic member of the (first) season. Gura has killed all the other members of the FOC as well as many crocodiles and penguins, presumably to win Amelia’s heart.

All of this ends up making less sense than Gura’s creepy dance moves (which you can check out below). Gura does come up with a good rationale for her rampage, “Marine conservation”, but it feels like she just invented that line to cover up her moral lapse.

Interesting.

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>>30844088
Hi gura

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>>30844088
i-is this not a copypasta?

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>>30844078
Yes. Hopefully one I can understand, but I'd take a JP rampaging around with Samurai.

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>>30844269
G-Gura... sugoi

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>>30844269
>was expecting a Touhou
>wasn't a Touhou
Why isn't it a Touhou?

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>>30844118
It's been over three months. They're just settling into a realistic growth period now. People seem to forget that they're spearheading a new market and working to grow it. Despite all the numbers and success, it's not nearly as big as it could be if they take off globally the way it has in Japan.

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>>30844074
Wrong hours friend.
Since boss is in JST, only late shift kfps around
cant clean while she's fired up
t. kfp chimney cleaner

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>>30844253
General advice, don't drop other vtubers' name in a vtuber's chat unless they're mentionned or related to what's happening in the stream.

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>>30844071
This is what architectfags actually jerk off to.

Subhuman.

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>>30844254
I'm going through a relapse, yeah. Sometimes wish I don't always catch her live so I can have a backlog to watch in case of emergencies like this but if I don't catch her live I also feel like trash.

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>>30844269
this is great

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>>30844088
Nice

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>>30844269
Everytime I see a clip of Ollie I get really nervous that she's gonna fart at any second.

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>>30844300
AHHHHHHHH THEY'RE LITERALLY HAVING SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>took today off to watch Ina's stream cause it's my birthday
Guess I'm rewatching Edith Finch

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>>30844301
Based, i am the one on the second row on the right

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>>30844212
Yeah, she said that at the end of the minecraft stream last night, I'm just ironically schizo posting

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>>30844257
heh, forgot about that one
Might swap it out if the guy who did the bodies ever does an Ina and I update it

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>>30844241
I feel like this just assumes there's a infinite pool of potential fans, rather than the reality that many of the people who would potentially be interested in vtubers have already been exposed to them.

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Are we actually expecting ame to be competent at portal? I know she's said she's finished the game and is very familiar with it but I find it hard to believe she's not mediocre at it and I'm sure she will still get stuck on some puzzles.

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>>30844319
Of course. I thought she had gotten upset with people mentioning her or something by the way you said it.

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>>30844132
The pepeloni

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>>30844315
Needs a dumb hat first (no, the ribbon doesn't count)

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>>30844218
There are 25 million catholics in indonesia. It's not that unusual.

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>>30844122
>Ina's natural growth is bigger
Provably wrong
Kiara outside of bigger events like the deletion gets like 1-2k more per week, averaging of course.

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>>30844315
sir-no

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>>30844335
Tanjoubi omedatou, anon

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>>30844331
this, but make a pedo incest rape joke

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>>30844317
Agreed

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>>30844230
>>30844233
you sure? because "kiss my feet" doesnt sound like something she would have to censor herself over, especially since she has said "suck my toes" before. She would probably censor herself if she said "kiss my ass" tho, and it makes a bit on sense since she would be roleplaying as a bratty princess

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>>30844331
>nervous
you mean horny

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>>30844353
She has apparently done some basic speedruns of it, so I doubt she'll have trouble figuring out the puzzles.

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>>30844331
I understand you anon, it'd be troublesome to pop a random boner at work

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>>30844072
There is like a 50% chance she's a virgin.

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>>30844071
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>30844353
She'll probably be good at the game. If there are problems, it'll be technical issues.

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>>30844132
>kit.
The problem with the last Kiara offcollab was that I didn’t really know her that well, and that kinda made it difficult to try and make it special. It didn’t really feel right without any vocals, so I was keen to get back on it when I heard about a competition that Bristol-based DJ, producer, writer, and copywriter Alex Jones was doing for a ‘Blur you about bass & vocals’ sort of competition. The winner was to produce a track and give it to her label’s resident, Mahogany, to mix and produce, with Kiara featured as a featured vocalist.

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>>30844132
Here is your glimpse of the future. What do you think?

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Are there any Teamates here, or is it too early?

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>>30844074
VP of Transportation. Currently sitting in a loading dock picking up bottled water to take to Kansas.

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>>30844132
T-tom, please stay away from my oshi..

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>>30844359
>Provably wrong

They were fucking literally neck and neck and Ina now has a 2k lead

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>>30844071
The Gura needs disgusting gills

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>>30844385
I'm excited for Bilal Al-Amin

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>>30844269
>https://streamable.com/g1u6xp
Zombie RFA when?
WHEN?
WHEEEEEN?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN?

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>>30844370
you can't reach her ass with your lips if you have her in a princess carry, but you can reach her feet.

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>>30844122
>Ina's natural growth is bigger despite doing exponentially less work
Nope. Kiara was getting better monthly growths before the deletion happened. It's also not true that Ina puts in less hours, since she tends to do long streams. You also have to factor their game choices as Kiara tends to play big debuff games, while Ina has better selections for the audience (aside from Sakuna).

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I seriously can't stop thinking of Gura's tummy. I can't go 20 seconds without picturing it in my head. I don't even care about any other body part of Gura aside from her tummy. I would do unspeakable things to Gura's tummy. Firstly, I would make sure to caress every inch. Every nook and cranny of Gura's cute little tummy would be massaged and molested. I would run my finger along her defined hipbones. I would gently tickle her waist and leave kisses leading to her belly button. Then, I would blow raspberry's so hard into her belly button that saliva would be coming out of her ass. Her tummy wouldn't even need oil, because i'll have licked it so much that it'd be covered in enough of my saliva I could see my own reflection. If Gura was my girlfriend I would never let her wear anything that concealed her tummy. I would need at least 10 hours a day dedicated to worshipping her tummy. I wouldn't even have sex with Gura, because I already know that penetration would never feel even remotely as good as rubbing my dick on her tummy and using her belly button as a bucket for my cum.

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>>30844385
8, 9, and 12 actually sound like cool ideas, though the first and last overlap too heavily to be considered.

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>>30844425
Very cool, Matsuri!

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>>30844385
>finally get my magician chuuba
NICE

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>>30844056
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>>30844378
Gura is either a super slut or an innocent virgin. There is no inbetween for her.

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>>30844320
No. The Architect desires perfection of the female form, not simply size for it's own sake. That disgrace is merely an abomination of false proportion and degeneracy. Architecture is more about the process of lovingly sculpting perfection, rather than the destination at which one arrives.

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>>30844385
>a magician who can become invisible
>just livestreams without an avatar

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>>30844071
for once, I'm glad that Ina has a low profile

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>>30844088
Yep, this goes into my "based" compilation.
Now where's that picture of Mori in a bathtub with her feet out? It'd go well with this post

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>>30844385
LA Noire Naoto x Ame collab in which Naoto doesn't notice ANYTHING wrong with the cops.

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>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1339613807488847873
So Kiara randomly replied to a german vocaloid music producer. The rrats in my head tell me that she is obviously going to make her next song with him.

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>>30844444
fuck off Mori, tophat is not becoming a Holostar

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>>30844385
Lyra CUNNY!

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>>30844354
>a single pepi

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>>30844385
>still no rrat chuuba
ogey

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>>30844425
t.

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>>30844320
That is not our goal anon and we will work to eliminate it

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>>30844132
I-Ina? You okay?
Is that why you cancelled the stream?

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>>30844107
and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh6D4vGc8KQ

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>>30843421
>>30844076
Timestamp?
>inb4 archive reps
Please I'm a wageslave peasant right now, I don't have time for anything.

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>>30844088
https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4

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>>30844359
That's just the boost from holotalk. If she was naturally growing faster it'd have carried over post-deletion.

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>>30844446
She didn't know what bimbo or harem meant so I'm going with virgin

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>>30844482
Today is Thursday not Wednesday.

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>>30844367
Same, I got worried about that when she said she fancies herself a comedian instead of a singer today.

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i love Polka and i'm gonna make her pregnant

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>>30844493
You mean Friday

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>>30844503
Not if I beat you to it!

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>>30844132
Gurame discord sex

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AHEM
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori is a cute dork and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!
Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!
Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!
Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!
Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!
All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!
K**pa is fun to watch, even if she's off-topic!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

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>>30844425
t. me

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>>30844385
kek, easily the best one so far

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>>30844463
>Pop song
>Put some Carly Rae Jepsen things on it
Ok, hype is back

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>>30844400
Ina collabed with Gura

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I'm honestly suffering from Mori release withdrawal
I want to hear her in studio version again
I want to know what song she chose
I want to compare the original and her take down to tiny details

I need it, I need it, I need it, I need it....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844507
Fuck off Seanig/jap/australian

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844359
Why hasn't Kiara overtaken Ina? Not trying to stir shit but I'm legitimately curious if something else was at play if Kiara's growth was actually faster this entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844492
How do you explain all the foot teasing then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844236
Why are doxxbots like this?

[Anonymous No.]

it's dead hours
post music to do reps to

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844425
A single entity, made to be cute, evokes all form of fetishes in people

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844530
Virgins are horny as hell senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844078
I'd prefer endless legend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844486
it starts at about 1:59:50 in the VOD but here's a clip.
https://files.catbox.moe/y81q1o.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844400
The last 8 completed weeks for Ina are a subscriber growth of
33k
28k
25k
21k
22k
21k
21k
19k
And for Kiara
38k
25k
22k
24k
23k
27k
24k
40k
Obviously last week is outlier data for Kiara but the trend is pretty clear.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think that if Amelia got a massive training, she could sing well or decent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844053
Collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844489
holotalk funnily enough boost the Jap girls more than her, people even mocked Kiara because of it so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Did any of you clip this? I missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844385
I like how 11 is literally Amelia

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844074
KFP monk. What should my prayer and day look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844549
The boost from her first kareoke to her second was already pretty massive

[Anonymous No.]

Did that Zombie girl sing CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUTIE CUTIE SO CUNNY LOVE earlier or am I hearing things? Also she sucks at singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844527
But I'm in vladivostok

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844549
I like her singing the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844512
Based unitychad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844539
we already know you like small, Mori, don't be blatant about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Sixth member confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844520
This excuse is more sad when you realize it implies that Kiara's collabs with everyone, including Gura, amounted to nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
>Moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844554
we don't consider indogs "people" around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844415
What if she has a really long prolapsed anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
I can hear them
the UOHs
The earth will shake with their power
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844110
Ninomae feet and pantsu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844581
>she has a gun
R-RRATS!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844385
>>30844444
>>30844462
>Kei Kurono
>Protagonist of Gantz
>OP of Gantz is by Rip Slyme
>44444
G-guys??
https://youtu.be/JJYLBzBh4ZI

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844565
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/8gpwt7.m4a

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is NOT a whore. Making sexual jokes and innuendos doesn't make you a slut. Stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844168
I don't think Kiara would appreciate you bashing her fellow member like this. Why are there so many fake KFPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844609
AAAAAAHA STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844503
Scientist Holo to clone all the holos when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Ina....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844529
Because her first 2 weeks particularly were comparatively bad in terms of growth, and since those are the ones with the highest total subscription it manifested as a ~50k(?), I don't remember the exact number, lead for Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>feeling like if I could actually manage to get Gura to be my friend that I could form a connection with her and someday even marry her
How foolish am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844492
Do you really believe that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844581
>she has a gun
sounds familiar
>and other guns
IT'S KIARA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844582
? she got the same boost that Ina had, the difference is only timing so,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
OHNONONONOMONONONONONONONOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844554
only idiots make fun of her for that when that was explicitly the point, its her normal collabs that boost her with JOPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844529
>Debuff games
>Worst timeslots ever
>People now are giving her a chance

The fact she went into Edelgard route, even if the worst, we might see the end of FE3H things and get into another game or get a space for new things. She will suprass her and she's close it thank to Re:Debut buff. As a KFP, would like more to get Ina and Kiara get always neck to neck like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844423
>It's also not true that Ina puts in less hours, since she tends to do long streams.
That is just straight up not true and I say that as someone that loves both of them.
Kiara stomps everyone in her gen in terms of stream length

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844625
Funfact: Cloning and genetic editing is relatively easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844385
>Kei Kurono
Really, did they run out of ideas?
At least Al-Amin sounds like a bro.
Mariko may be cool too.
>half-soldier, half-demon
A military oni chuuba? I'm sold. Especially if there are hints of a Doom guy connection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844370
She's becoming self conscious of how frequently she mentions feet and how her audience is picking up on it.
It's also possible she was doing it subconsciously before and Ame started to point it out to her and she's wary of it now.
I don't have the clips on hand but:
Ame slyly saying 'I'm sure a lot of people will like that' when Gura mentions putting her foot in her mouth. in apex collab
Ame asking Gura if she has flat feet, Gura responding with nice arched feet and Ame saying 'New info!!'. in diehard watchalong.
So now she's trying to avoid toe/feet comments (like in the princess ASMR question) but sometimes she lets it slip like during yesterday's stream.
That's my narrative.

[Anonymous No.]

YouTube keeps recommending me videos of my boss’s roommate and it’s hard to resist watching...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844644
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844218
>>30844043

Would like to know too

What is the witch thing, heard it in passing during her asscreed stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
HOW DOES IT KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844646
OH NONONO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844646
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844652
Mariko is basically the chuuba equivalent of Ken-sama

[Anonymous No.]

What's Watson's period timer again? She was very Gura-centric during last nights Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
WOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844549
She has the voice to do twee pop, if she does more practice with her soft tone with singing I think she will improve a lot, that last cover of Kiss Me was an example of how much she could improve

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844631
Not gonna happen. Don't torment yourself by deluding yourself into believing that you ever had a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
blacklist her channel and report to cover if it is on a doxx channel, i dont get them anymore after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844300
gaben-sama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
I guess the RFA yab was even the talk of the town among neural networks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844269
>>30844331
>>30844414

https://streamable.com/cgumwz

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844043
Assasin Creed might be the first non vn game she actually enjoy streaming.
Minecraft doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844650
I only meant that comparatively, Anon. I didn't mean to say they're equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844549
Does she use her normal voice for singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844697
I know but it's all I have...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going to do my anki reps boys... time to learn some more of this useless language!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
She was about to say feet wasnt she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844617
>"Gura is shy"
>"Gura is depressed"
>now it's "Gura is a slut"
Don't narrativefags ever get tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844618
Same reason they falseflag as Takos, they're running out of material

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844492
She also said she doesn't know what simp means.
She's acting anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844726
yes, i think she was about to say feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844631
>Not doing your entertainer reps to apply and succeed into becoming an EN Holostar and eventually doing a collab with the EN girls
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844617
Aloe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844698
I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I strength to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
>Gawr Gura refuses to collab with ID and JP because of time constraints

now shut the fuck up about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Ame is cuter than usual today, so here's her naked cuteness.
I think she still looks like a pixie.
We went to a pumpkin patch yesterday.
That was fun.
Oh yeah, you saw the pictures on FB already, but here are a few more.
We have to get a new, real camera so I can take all the pictures I want of our silly little girl, because that one is kind of crap.
This one is 8. 2 megapixels, for instance.
But anyway, here are a couple more cute pics of Ame.
I made Ame a Halloween t - shirt, from this fabric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
Wtf this is literally the doom posting /I/schizo narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844682
Why, that sounds just fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844646
To exhentai I go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844713
Asscreed games can be a lot of fun if you just muck about in them casually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844742

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
>Gawr Gura is tending to her avocado plants
and basil plants as it slowly drizzles outside her apartment. She has plans to sell her vegetables this summer at farmers markets and sells the odd avocado here and there at the Ocean Park farmers market.

The closest grocery stores are at most a ten-minute walk away and there is nothing like fresh, local, organic produce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
Rrrats stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
There's nothing wrong with watching roommate content, anon, people just don't like it being shared here since it's not exactly on-topic
Enjoy as much roommate content you want, whether it be Kiara's idoling, Gura's old videos, Watson's non-deleted clips, Ina's art, Mori's music, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844742
do it. it helps teach the algorithm not to show it to other people too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
this is the greatest rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844710
>https://streamable.com/cgumwz
ever thought it was so loud since it wasn't a fart
but a queef

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844613
>>30844581
Kooper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844646
This site has a weird obsession with incest

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844728
narratives are just a pasttime for dead hours, don't take it so seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844728
>>"Gura is depressed"
This is a narrative I buy.

[Anonymous No.]

Nabi-mama. Release date onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844742
Do it, don't be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
Her sadism fetish was coming out again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844738
This is why I don't want holostars EN
Because I just KNOW half of them will only be there with the goal to make one of the EN girls their gf

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, what was the thread's general response to Ame's poll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844624
>>30844611
and if she ends up not being able to archive it then everyone here will be able to experience the UUUOOOOOOOHHHHHs for themselves

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura do a special gender reveal stream for the baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
Why resist it? 'Fraid to get your immersion ruined?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844792
The other half will be shameless money pigs.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about the Ina and Kiara gap of subs. Kiara will take a week off with Mori, unless Takamori have a huge event for their return or stream consistently during their homiemoon Ina will widen the gap significantly. Not that it matters anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844156
It's probable it would be even cuter and funnier than the original plan

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is 44 years old and also dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844799
A bunch of retarded takodachis thinking 3 PM PST is somehow still Ina's designated hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844723
I dunno what to tell ya, I guess I don't exactly take my own advice seeing as how I still post here every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844811
that is much much better. NO drama in being a greedy fuck, in fact it would motivate them to put a better show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664

Youtube is the greatest doxposter of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844792
It would be smarter to to become a Holostar to get a Niji harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844732
You're dumb, by this logic any time she doesn't understand any word she's now pretending because of that one instance of clearly pretending for the sake of not encouraging people to use 'simp'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844800
I need Gura to break out of her shyness shackles and fully embrace the lewd, at least for ASMR streams and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844617
Whores and sluts are not the same thing. Nobody ever called Gura a whore. Whores are the women you pay to have sex with.

Sluts are just promiscuous. Gura is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844616
https://files.catbox.moe/ou8xtr.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
You can click "dont recommend channel" and it wont appear again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844713
I like the thumbnail for the first one. That flying squirrel is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tl:Dr the thread

Guess i'll wait for the next one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844819
Kek
>Like a boss,
Find a shark
Fuck its brains out

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Hololive English as drawn by Sakimichan

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get a Polka girlfriend? Is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844556
>Calliefags will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844650
That's a debuff for new people, i call this the "Gacha" experience and not any gacha, but Girls Frontline one. To get up to date with Kiara you have to make an INSANE amount of work to get into her. That's why KFP is full of oldfags 4chan users because we're jaded enough to support it. The more Kiara stream the more complicated the effort is to get into her since there's a lot of lore to get into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844074
cup holder

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844811
By all means.
Just stay the fuck away from Ame and Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Holy shit, my sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
>The last time Amelia showered
, she was washing the dust of the road off her face, and perhaps she realized then that as much as she was trying to keep up a surface of normality, she was lost deep inside, and her heart was screaming for love.

As she scrubbed her body, she turned her face and let the tears of exhaustion wash over her face.

She hugged her thighs, and pulled them up around her head, and finally turned around to face the cold dark bathroom mirror.

Amelia reached for the towel hanging over the shower curtain

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
I didn't realize this thing was a doxxposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844770
Hoocha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844728
I prefer this slut narrative over the depressed one at least. I didn't like reading about her being sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844792

Joke's on you, if I ever become a homoEN I'm gonna pull a reverse idolfag and refuse to collab with any female or males, except my genmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844849
It would be the first time she unambiguously tried to be overtly sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844750
RIP in peace Light Rail Avenger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844819
>The world, it's starting to collapse. I think discors sex is the answer
made me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844799
Ame fucking up timezones and a bunch of people thinking it'll overlap with Ina. It probably will, but not to any significant extent

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Is this from Ina's point of view?
Truly a cursed existence...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844792
>he chooses to seethe impotently instead of working to become one of those people
What is your major malfunction, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844906
eh, being shy and embarrassed about it is better anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
The Chinese antis are actually Chinese nijis or other groups opposed to hololive specifically as opposed to genuine Chinese nationalists. This can be seen in how they ignored ASUS listing itself as a Taiwanese company instead of a Chinese company.

[Anonymous No.]

Hell I'd probably have a better chance saving up money to go to Japan and find a girl there then ever getting with Gura, but her cute autism is just too powerful and prior to her I had already given up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844354
>a single pepi
My sides are AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
She wants all the jannies at kfp to sub to the cake anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844863
Smart. Dead hours until Ame means nothing of value will appear until then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844903
Sad people can get better. Sluts don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844317
Yeah, I wouldn't even call it a recline at this point their growth is just plateauing finally after having had a huge incline since the debut. And it's frankly absurd that Gura's plateau is with ten thousand new subscribers a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844088
This is VERY based

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a new license plate, what is the best hololive theme'd thing I can fit in 7 characters. Too bad hololive itself is 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844917
I would rather Ame overlap a bit more with Ina than with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844894
>She hugged her thighs, and pulled them up around her head, and finally turned around to face the cold dark bathroom mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Gura actually go about borrowing Ame's floaties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844924
it's how asians see white people in general
you really don't wanna see how they see blacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844370
Difference is she said 'suck my toes' as a joke directed at an NPC in a game, whereas in this instance she would be directing it at her audience and thus she would be overtly sexualizing herself. I think Gura, more than any other girl, is extremely wary of what could happen if she went too far and twitter normalfags started dogpiling on her for being a sexualized loli.

[Anonymous No.]

How many non-member Gura fans are hoping she won't be able to archive the ASMR so that it'll be posted here and they can view it for free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844971
they're detachable

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844971
Cute drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
peploni

[Anonymous No.]

JWU and I missed all the ASUS drama. Fuck....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
AMESAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844385
>Another Demon
>Another Witch
>Another Detective
>another Blonde
>Kenyan
That would be the biggest step down from EN1 concepts

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
same, and now it's starting to show lots of Ame's doxx

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844917
I wonder what site she uses for timezone conversions that she consistently messes them up. But thank you, I hope she'll wait for people from all timezones to get a chance to see the poll before weighing the responses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844980
I'd member Gura if she does ASMR. Her voice is angelic.
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
Gurame or Amesame

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844746
never mind i like this rrat more

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844938
>Tfw she replies to them when they comment on her roommate
Chickin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Is this right?

>Gura is cute and funny

Great sense of humor

Creative mind

Amazing to talk to

Great motivator

Accepts criticism very well

Outgoing

Pays attention to detail

Aptitude for public speaking

Active on social media

Generous

Talented artist

RISKS:

Has had his tonsils removed

Can be sensitive

Taking risks without a good backup plan

Organizational skills can be an issue

We don't promote competition

Income is not guaranteed

Plans can change, such as job or school

We will handle anything that may come up

Plans

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844933
Anon I hate to tell you this but Gura isn't anything special. She's your standard quiet, nerdy midwestern girl. They make 'em so small there some of them look like they came out of the womb early. It's tricky to meet shutins, especially when they don't turn into MMO addicts like Ina, but they exist and there's absolutely no shortage of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844922
>Isaiah
Mori is a jew confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
UOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
uhhh, rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
>In their first collaboration stream, Ina and Mori drew
characters from My Hero Academia, Masamune Kusano, and Kiyoaki Koyama, respectively.
In March, after the first two months of the live show, "Art Stage Singapore 2017: The Show" began broadcasting on YouTube.
In May, at "Comic Con Asia Singapore 2017", in which Ina and Mori debuted some of the character designs for the second season, Ina explained the process of creating the characters and environments for the anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844993
Fuck Asus

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite picture of your Oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845011
And yet I have never found one despite being 35 and going on dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845011
but she's special to me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
Why resist, it's not like she abandoned her previous persona. Just learn to enjoy things separately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845011
>>30844933
unironically themed Discords are full of them
but you let them get groomed by pedos rather than snatching them since Discord bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844993
any nerds can give me the recap on this? to lazy to do archive reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845008
Birb brain please andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844079
I miss when Gura did 3 member streams that one week. Too bad poorfags in these threads whined and complained.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Later losers, I had sex with Gawr Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844959
It'd probably end up with lowering Ame's viewership which may actually be a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025
okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
I found Gawr Gura passed out on the side of the road, she was a bit dehydrated but mostly just tired, so I helped her drink a bit of water and then helped her clean her face.

I didn't get a chance to ask her what happened, but I'm guessing a car swerved and hit her.

We were told she was heading to Blaenau Ffestiniog, but it is still a mystery as to where she is heading to next.

I sure wish I knew her story, maybe she can use my name to get on a list or something to make sure she gets back home safe and sound.

It's 11: 50pm now and I've done 50km

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844168
As a person whose oshi is neither Kiara or Ina these posts make me chuckle a bit instead of getting triggered. Now I kind of understand why people laugh at us whenever someone try to talk shit about my oshi or whatever and I get mad replying to them. In the end, it's just shitpost galore huh, no need to be serious about anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>I could drive much better if I wanted to.......... flex on you guys.
Is this Ame's most blatant lie so far?

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if a holo broke a speedrun record? Just imagine the amount of autist rage it would spark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Uhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Ame.. is Dying guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845042
>>30839018 is a good recap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845063
deadbeat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844903
>I didn't like reading about her being sad.

Oh, then you're not going to like this.

Gura's sluttiness is just a coping mechanism she uses to deal with her loneliness. She craves intimacy and affection and she feels like she can only get that from sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
Matsuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
Doesn't even need to break record. Just be top 10 will spark autism rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
No thanks, would rather take my meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not at all surprised but I'm still disgusted at the number of SEAniggers commenting on Ame's member poll. Hopefully the new time is worse for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845087
I am actually shocked this one is legit available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
I'm no master speedrunner but I like to imagine if I made it in as a holostar people would at least be somewhat impressed by my Dark Souls SL1 runs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845040
>unironically themed Discords are full of them
I don't really believe you, sorry. If it were true I would've already found because I certainly tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
cocks eternally cumming on mori's hands.

All the while i sucked my cock - another unusual act in a boarding school, and one she delighted in doing.

Now, however, the time had come for me to have my turn.

i was on the run again, a couple of miles down the road in the direction of the boys' dorms, doing what I always did when it came time to try the girls.

i tried the girl dorms.

i tried the girls dorms.

sometimes the girls dorms, sometimes the boys.

only that, in either case, was not the point.

the point was the forest
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[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
it's beautiful. you're beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
FBK has done this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
Did she schedule whatever sponsored stream she mentioned? Or did it really turn out to be Asus related after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Gura is Amelia's husband confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
Didn't FBK broke MC iron man record already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
Is this specific to the Portal speedrun community? I imagine that a lot other communities would just be happy with the exposure they are giving to speedrunning

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845105
sharing BOOKY with ame-chan....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844325
I know how you feel takodachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30843961
Anon, I understand that others such as yourself had been doing translations of these people from time to time, but I have to admit, I love machine translation.
I can't perfectly explain it, but there is something great about reading nearly broken translations of a foreign language into English. It can create the most entertaining fuckups and portmanteaus of the original language and English. There's something magical about machine translation that can't be done with an accurate one.
An accurate translation would never give me gems like this. An accurate translation would take the word "schizospok" and turn it into a comparable slang term here. Instead, I get the equivalent to Japenglish, but for a whole new language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
Holomyth

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845108
You know what to do. Do it for God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845128
Not yet, we'll know later if it was or not

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god I'm gonna CHUUUUUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
Menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845132
Are the roles reversed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844855
Anon, just because someone masturbates a lot doesn't make them a slut. You need to actually sleep around to be a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844047
Oh I wish Amelia could stream, everyday~
and then she starts singing and the goslings come out to play
Oh I wish Amelia could stream, everyday~
and she gets, cuter, every stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845147
anon,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>

[Anonymous No.]

If girls like Gura were common there wouldn't be so many people gosling over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845085
Nah, Im a FBK fan. Rarely is she spoken badly so whenever there is a post I tend to get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
I can't believe Polka got graduated due to her racism against Native Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845159
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845086
I'll buy this.
She loves the idea of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844385
better

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

the AI knows about both Koopa and watson concoction

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844732
Gura replacing simp with shrimp right off the bat was a masterstroke. Knows she can't stop the dumbasses, only redirect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844076
favorite part is that chat called her out and knew she was going to say feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845063
Should have been here when Watame and Kanata were neck and neck for subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845038
So does Haachama herself count as a pig? Because I certainly want to pork her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845167
I misread. I admit my mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845139
You would be wrong. Speedrunning as a community is basically a handful of autist ecelebs and a bunch of autist cult of personality worshippers that crowd those ecelebs. There are few to no serious speedrunners in the community anymore that aren't using speedrunning purely as the content of their twitter/twitch/youtube presence to monetize, and while they kind of tolerate one another it's a catty, competitive and drama-laden environment with bitchy fans that worship the ground their runner of choice walks on and bicker endlessly with other fandoms. It's basically the worst of minecraft autists, but for basically every game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845173
Friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845163
i think the word he's looking for may be "coomer".

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
Chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845188
I'm just embarrassed by my fellow KFP employees acting like that. Please understand that not all of us are like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845063
The worst part is it's not even the fanbases doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025
>>30845064
Beat me to it so I'll post my second favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845156
https://streamable.com/8tmjld

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844938
I have a feeling she'll regret that when she has more of a public presence at cons but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844855
Yes she is frequently horny and probably has a great sexual drive, but slut has negative implications like she would fuck anyone. I can't accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845086
oh man she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845153
Why did they have to make them so big. She's realistically an A-cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845197
All good

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845184
>emitting a sort of sultry, obscene grunting noise
I can't believe neural networks watch koopa's streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844855
Ironically enough Gura is actually more like a whore in her current job. It's funny in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845171
She is kind of special huh, I am the kind of person who get star-struck by someone's voice more often than their face or personality. If they are pretty or wholesome it would be even better. Funny how a voice can evoke that sort of feeling in a person.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/OutofVTubers/status/1339637586243960832?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845187
H-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845213
she will have to use masks and go incognito or management will forbid it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845216
Yes, Gura would only fuck me, no one else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845216
>I can't accept that.

Well, you'd better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845181
I like this cast, it expands the lore of the first gen if Amelia failed to contain everyone else or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845086
Gura all you have to do is add me on discord and I'll make all the loneliness go away....

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine the warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845222
Bigger boobs are more Aero/Hydro dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025
I don’t have it on my phone but I really like the full version of this pic. I think it captures her energy really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Wtf

[Anonymous No.]

ever since my toenail broke off yesterday i have been self-conscious and embarrassed that gura would think my foot is gross and ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845199
I greatly appreciate channels that do the dirty work of compiling the stories of speedrun games, while filtering out the autistic spergouts. There's some good stuff there, but it is rarely worth trolling through and finding it yourself.
There are some nice speedrunners still, but you really can't deny the fact that the community is infested with people who make our pitybaiting superchatters look like maggots in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845211
What was the context of this again? I don't remember them saying faggot in the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845139
>Is this specific to the Portal speedrun community?
The speedrunning in general is full of autists. We're talking frame-by-frame autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844855
>>30845216
Gura is not a slut, she's a pervert. There's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

The HoloEN girls should really play a 4 player game so that they can all play together. Maybe a 4-man Smash session? Or Magicka? I think the last one would be really fun to watch with Gura, Ame, Mori and Kiara fucking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845237
She is very special. I would marry her even if she was ugly and fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845222
Small, but not flat is the sweet spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

Which holo is the most likely to secretly masturbate on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845288
Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844074
KFP Customer Service Manager at the KFP Call Centre
It's nothing but people calling in support for their Oshi that I have to then post in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845139
The speedrunning community is filled with attention whores. Someone doing it casually not in the community would have them fucking exploding. They're either completely autistic or a tranny, or both. It's absolutely ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845288
https://files.catbox.moe/3pfii2.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845201
FBK is so loveable isnt she, willing to stand by her friends and do the right thing even if it means harming herself. I cant understand JP so I only watch translated clip. The many things she is willing to do to be kind and welcoming of the other holo just warm my heart. Her voice is really nice as well. Something about her is just so gallantry/ chivalrous ? that make me love her so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845288
Gura already did it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845277
Yes, tha's the word I'd use to describe her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845288
Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845288
Gura, Roboco

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845256
This but with pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845278
Worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845288
Considering we literally have proof of Gura doing just that... her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845288
Gura followed by Ame cause discord sex live

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
>>30844385
>>30844581
>>30844643
>>30844646
>AI-generated narratives and shitposts
I love living in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
The mere fact that she really has those thoughts is enough to make me dizzy with DESIRE.
I can't even imagine what the actual stream would do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845301
I still unironically think she was flicking the bean here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845301
Why is this so hot god fucking damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845205
Of course, only stupid will try to lump all together for the action of the few. I rather people be considerate than trying to instill hostility but what can I say, it's a shitpost website

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844385
BILAL LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845326
https://streamable.com/ytdmx5

[Anonymous No.]

>gura comes to the thread to post cunny
>sees her being called a slut and whore
Forgive them Gura, for they know not what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845301
What do our Russian and Japanese friends think is happening here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
New Gura lore!

[Anonymous No.]

The UUOOOOH is gonna be strong in January.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845338
Kek. What question was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845216
>I can't accept that.
Unicornchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845262
Does someone have the full image? i cant find it on my pc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845315
Don't call the HoloEN girls worms, that's rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845326
I think she was riding a dildo, it's the up and down movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845144
There's always something novel and entertaining about how a non-native speaker (or machine translator in this case) constructs English phrases. An example of this would be some of the Englis names that ZUN came up with for his Touhou tracks (e.g. Corpse Voyage ~ Be of good cheer!, Let’s Live in a Lovely Cemetery, etc).

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I'm gonna last until Ame's next stream, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845352
The SC where the guy burned his microwavable macaroni

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
I fucking hate every single one of you posting this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845116
it worked for me
sadly I'm incapable of forming a long lasting relationship anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844549
Almost certainly she'd be at least decent. To sing well, though -- I keep worrying that she might have permanently ruined her voice but I think she's still young enough enough if she takes care of herself she can bounce back from any damage she may or may not have done. Her voice has sounded better in the past few streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845185
Gura makes really smart moves from time to time despite being so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

I have to go hang out with friends tonight but I'll miss a stream. Give me an excuse not to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
My sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
You will catch the coof and die

[Anonymous No.]

i had a dream that gura privated the first RFA VOD again. all of my gura-related dreams are extremely boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Go and see your friends, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Say you have the coof

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845350
Would that be a good motivation for her fans if she does RFA every week? Or is it going to be lewd baiting

[Anonymous No.]

It's embarrassing to me that the fact rrats moved on from Ame to Gura calling her a slut and a whore when unlike Ame she didn't even have any irl experience "b-but the prom limo story" yeah yeah go fuck yourself, at most Gura is a coomer, dudes can be as or even more coomers than her and not be mansluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Watch the stream with your friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845379
she's not actually that dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845367
face it narrative-seller, the masses have no need for your hand-spun narratives anymore. you're outmoded and have been replaced with machine fabricated narratives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Enjoy your super deadly virus anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845301
For real, what happened here? Period cramps? Was that the motion sickness? Thinking too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Don't neglect your real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845367
Dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845350
I feel after holidays hololive will do amazing again. People are too busy this month and viewees too.
Without holofest inexpect all thebgirls to pull new and fresh content every week.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I tought Tenchou was gonna stream Fe for 9 hours... She quit at 6, did something happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Nigger you have friends, why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844088
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845383
Wholesome rrat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845403
I don't think Gura is a slut in the sense that she has slept around a lot.
But I think she's way more perverted than people think and properly masturbates a lot to her fantasies of guys doing this or that to her, especially her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
>socializing during a global pandemic
Bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845415
A combination of motion sickness and trying to understand what she needed to do to solve the puzzle Ina was explaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844792
>Not doing your power level hiding reps to be able to play, tease, and have fun with your oshi without making it weird and sperging out like Kiara did to Pekora
Pathetic. I’m gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Just ignore the fags and disable your phone, werks for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30843922
I wonder if manager-cliques are involved that slowly spread through the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844246
I'm actually surprised that Gura has managed to expand Hololive's potential market as much as she has and even more surprised that she at all managed to maintain +10,000 subs daily for as long as she has.

Assuming that her pace doesn't tumble to a screeching hatl, I still pin her 2m subs for next month and 3m subs to some time in the summer. This was one of my original predictions and I took growth decay into account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845415
i am actually in the middle of that VOD right now because i fell asleep after about 40 minutes when it was live, and she'd been mentioning that she was going to barf during a couple of puzzles not much earlier. i think it might just have been a combination of some motion sickness and mental fatigue. but the masturbation narrative is much more fun so let's go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845387
I had a dream that a game Gura was playing had the name J*y in it and chat went crazy and it became a huge yab

[Anonymous No.]

/hlgg/, now outsourcing schizo narratives to AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845355
hopped on my computer just for you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845248
Management can't do shit to her roommate activities as long they don't merge with kiara.
Coco streamed almost daily during her "break"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845434
Anon, we all do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845455
At least it'll be new shit instead of the same boring crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845243
>trannies whining in the comments about japan being 'transphobic'
Every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Normally I'd just call you a fag but there's a China virus outside so do whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845440
No you won't. I will trace your roots back to 4chan and end you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845455
Get with the times old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
Kiss my CUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845418

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845455
We're the most advanced cesspool on the web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845455
And they will be better than anything any schizo here can think of

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>Ame is red and not yellow or brown
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Hang out with your friends and be a normal person. Dont stay here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Dont lose friends over a fucking stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845353
Cuckchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845450
The dreams that I can't give in for Ame's assignment mostly has to deal with her roommate yabs and s real Amegeddon happening, I didn't have any other dream to write down to filter the ones from today sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845249
You're a lost cause, Festival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845484
your wish is my command, your highness

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
>>30844611

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845466
And we're all sluts, so what's your problem here?

[Anonymous No.]

>https://msearch.51job.com/jobs/shanghai-bsq/125282247.html
草

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845398
Depends how much she lewds herself. To be honest the thread and her were too funny to masterbate too during the RFA. For me at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845353
Mostly joking and exaggerating but I meant "I can't accept people calling her that"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845457
Thaks anon, heres another one of my favorites

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845455
Organic rrats have all been slaughtered. Machine rrats will rule

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845508
I'm not a slut
I'm mormon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845517
I want to fuck this dumb bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
I'm not clicking that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845464
didnt they eecommend Marine avoid cons due to her voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
Translate it weebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845531
It's just a job offer for ASUS China

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845405
>merely pretending
but yeah I didn't mean dumb, just a scatterbrain

[Anonymous No.]

Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845516
Gura's sluttiness is something to admire about her, not something to despise her for.

If you can't see that then quite frankly, you've never loved her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Amelia Watson's sweaty armpits and bunged - up ballet flats.

That gurning, bitchy voice of hers.

The fact that everyone in that fucking law firm probably thinks she's a whore.

That she's at that stupid school for useless, ugly people.

That she's thirteen.

A child.

Her mind worked furiously, desperately.

How was it that here she was, dancing in front of an audience, fighting for her life …

A few minutes before, her entire life had been turned upside down.

But now she'd find out if that was just a bad dream.

It's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845517
Funny you say that, that’s my second favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
fuck with the friends and your career meets it end

[Anonymous No.]

I want to heat up a vat of my cum on a stove and soak Gura's feet in it

[Anonymous No.]

What's this ASUS shit about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845520
You on a mission right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
Oopsie

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845518
Robot rrats? RRRats

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845543
"grass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845525
Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
go with your friends, have fun with different things, it'll refresh your enjoyment of the streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
It's still up for a reason, she doesn't care at all. Some of her vlogs are actually kinda interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845559

missionary

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845559
No, I never went on one because of my mental issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844526
I'm suffering from Mori withdrawal in general. Time to do some fit reps to get the mind distracted I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Was Pekora's mom a paid actor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844546
>the way her voice breaks down as she gets close to saying 'kiss my feet' because she's obviously thought about saying it so much that it flusters her
This little footfag shark is HORNY.
I'm not even into feet goddamn but when a girl is this into it I'll be damned if I don't oblige

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844664
Just give in fellow KFP, it's what she would want

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
cool strange symbols

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is not a slut, she's just horny. Like Marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845405
No, she really is dumb when it comes to most forms of intelligence. She has good social/emotional intelligence, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845543
ASUS is looking for a new community manager for their china branch, posted today, after the stream was cancelled.
Tl;dr : Mr Chang got fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845555
I'm sure she would enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845575
i prefer doggy but you do you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844105
"Based"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845553
I love this one too

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845344
Nothing, they have more material for Gura lewd compilation, they are on youtube if you wanna check out. The only "master bait" only exist in, fuck idk, shitposter' heads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845575
What 3rd world shithole?
>>30845576
Damn. I was expecting some cute Mormon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844848
She knows what it is, she was fishing for a funny/unexpected reaction from chat and when she didn't immediately get it she professed ignorance to try to tease it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845588
But Marine craves for my overseas sexy boy cock

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845543
Chink Asus hiring new Weibo PR slave, placed today, loocking for one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845579
i'm not into feet either. but i am into gura's feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845580

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845580
Yes
t. /hlg/ schizotard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
Play with fire, get fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845358
I think she had her head and arm on the table and was she breathing heavily just before orgasming.
I've never drawn in my life before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845605
>Damn. I was expecting some cute Mormon girl.
Go hang out around BYU.BYUI

[Anonymous No.]

/u/ fags just don't realize they are not welcome anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845588
Nope, Gura's a slut. She's always riding dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845588
Yes but Gura being a horny perv is more interesting because she's an actual loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845590
>>30845611
How is this not off-topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Thanks, I hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845577
this is why we look like fucking skeletons, our oshi starves us of her presence regularly
t. deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Something came up and you have to help your other friend with something important. It's a personal problem so you can't really get into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
The stream was cancelled by Cover and not ASUS then.
And ASUS HQ got pissed as fuck of course after finding out the reason lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844955
Haaton

[Anonymous No.]

Gura isn't a slut it a pervert you're just projecting your own bullshit onto her. "Chumbuds" are no different from HERfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845622
thank you for including her dorsal fin

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845551
Nobody has an issue with her being perverted, but 'slut' isn't the correct term for that. Calling her that is like the people that insist that all the girls have bfs and insist they get fucked before, during, and after every stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Goddamnit chicken. This monstrosity wouldn't have been made if you didn't like that fucking "realistic" fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845633
By lurking more

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845537
She more or less uses her natural voice. Pekora can't even laugh in public anymore due to know unique it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl + f slut
>24 results
sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
>exposing your friends to the coof
You're not a real bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845637
hearty kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
Mr chang tried to get his SCP but failed. Kusa moment.

[Anonymous No.]

gura's zoomer goo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845627
This. Gura is literally a mesugaki

[Anonymous No.]

How many of them fake the voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845633
why do think the chang got fired retard chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845633
Because its related to hololive retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845643
Anon, everyone here is just a retard that doesn't understand the English Language.
They think slut = pervert = horny

[Anonymous No.]

just woke up
do >we still hate kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845525
>>30845570
Agreed x2

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with this tako.

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, WASSUPBROMIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
Say you've got some cold symptoms and you don't wanna take the chance and get anyone else sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
I can see this rrat happening irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845668
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845551
The word slut seems way too offensive to me. I'm an ESL so maybe it's that . Don't get me wrong, I love her pervy attitude and how she's blatant about it sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845455
Schizoposting. Schizoposting has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845643
Anon, even the most religious people are perverts deep down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845683

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845649
Jesas I skipped archive reps for like a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845668
Many or all

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
Wah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
I can't believe the AI is so willing to divulge its secrets like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845668
>>30845580
Too obvious, shitstirrerchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845700
Wah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845683
shut up fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845686
can't believe pekora ate all the crunchies that bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845607
Are you talking about 'himbo'? Because I had never heard that either. Harem might have been a misunderstanding of whether that term actually implies sex as opposed to just being a grouping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845643

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Wait, I don't recognize that Amelia face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845652
not like Pekora goes out in public anyway kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845700
Wah!

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl f
>ame 109 results
>gura 103 results
>ina 69 results
>kiara 46 results
>mori 20 results
>towa 0 results

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845643
>slut or a pervert*

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
We're all fucking cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845380
I'm heading to a party tomorrow night during gura's member karaoke, and i'm honestly sad I'm going to miss it live. I haven't seen my friends in over 6 months though so I kind of miss them tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845668
What do you consider fake? Using some sort of microphone settings to change it? Very few. If you mean they talk in a higher pitch, then virtually every JP girl does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845676
I don't, but I still hate (You) faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845690
same here, slut would be close to Puta which is a offensive slur

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845696
Such is following Holos, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845677
>>30845570
>>30845525
Get in line bozos know your place in the ticket

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
trainspotting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
>ctrl f
>who 24 results

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
Tortillas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845643
>>30845730
Wait, you don't think Gura is a pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844053
>a whole month to gain 10k subs
>Gura gets 10k daily
Yeah, nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
Pruise understando, small indie thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845740
keep in mind that people in this thread unironically believe that speaking in a deliberate tone to express a certain mood is "fake" as opposed to the way that every human speaks in every conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845054
I'd let her crush me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
>Those AmeSame numbers
Why do Amelia and Gura appeal to children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845751
As an English speaker, we were always taught that puta was equivalent to the word bitch in English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845597
Can’t beat the classics

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845791
Shit you are right, my bad slut is closer to Vadia, which is also pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845715
no, bimbo. She absolutely knows what a bimbo is but pretended not to. She likely knows what a himbo is too, but that's besides the point.

also I am a virgin and I know what those things are so doubly stupid argument by original anon, however unserious it might have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845772
I don't know why it matters in the first place. Only time it bothered me was with Towa, because I like her normal voice more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
>>30845760
>ctrl f
>ctrl f
>2 results
>ctrl f
>5 results
ctrl f.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845772
Everyone here has autism monotone voice, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

I went out to get some groceries and came back to people calling Gura a slut.
Did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
twapi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845788
Gura is the gateway from Jewtube's algorithm, and Ame is the one she's closest too so they naturally gravitate

[Anonymous No.]

I love Iofi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845805
Gura is a bimbo.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice viewbot fix yutub

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845577
Soon anon, soon. we're getting 4 streams within 24 hours starting from her next one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845812
Automated rrats.
https://app.inferkit.com/demo
Join in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845756
I want to have boss all to myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845715
Dude she knew what bimbo meant. I have to give it to Gura, she's a pretty good actor because people can't even tell when she's doing a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845788
This is an underage board old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845641
I wonder whose side of the contract it violates, then. Because Asus CN was 100% the one that kicked everything off

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844949
But for real, not trying to 3 arrows shit, but where are those subs during her usual streams. It is as if people sub to her only to watch VOD and dont care about live reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845788
They look like children

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ladies, Gentlemen.
We at Global have been fucked yet again.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1339458038747447296

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845668
I think only Kiara and Ame do

[Anonymous No.]

thicc

[Anonymous No.]

The result of my latest number autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845818
How can Hololive even compete? Its over. Also who the fuck is this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845812
It's just funposting time, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845812
Gura is a slut.

Our lovable slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845788
Children? On my 18+ website? Impossible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845818
No anon you don't understand that's an example of the bug. That guy actually has 500k viewers right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845812
Gura has a body count of 20 already so everyone should stop liking her and move on to someone more pure. So I have a better chance with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845557
Follow the breadcrumbs... >>30845083

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
Wait... I don't understand... But here's a (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845842
Even then they just mostly raise their pitch. Kiara's voice is pretty much just an excited version of herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845469
>"Even though having a dick doesn't mean you're a man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
No Sora...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845788
They have the most normalfag sense of humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
THE CHAMPIONS OF THE HOLOLIVE GLOBAL NETWORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

Tree Rrat thread! Does that mean her AssCreed stream went well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845222
She's bigger than Ina and hydrodynamic. That's all we know for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845838
This looks like a child to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>getting up at 6am only to find the stream has been cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845263
Kek, nice sci-fi rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
>towa baby

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone make a coupon of Ina's stream yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845886
All of her streams go well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845641
I don't understand. What reason would Cover have for canceling it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845865
this >>30844385

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844105
Aneco is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845872
I'm glad we're fucking rescuing Sora from being alone at the top position, even if it is the ID side of global that's pulling it more than the EN side. Iofi and Sora seem to have lots of fun together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845846
Ina...the Kiara collabs...onegai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845455
Electronic old rrats, running the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845857
What is YouTube's problem with having accurate Viewer-Numbers?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ina...
It's great she's really taking the Karaoke seriously but not having her sucks. I know we've basically spoiled this week and her taking a break is normal anyway but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845812
People trying to spin her footfag and lewd ways into a bad thing, you can ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845847
It just goes to show that even when a Holo is popular, they're still a literal who in the grand scheme of things. That guy has 2x the views of Gura's highest stream ever and I have no idea who he is. I'm sure there are even more popular streamers than him. Numberfagging is pathetic because there's always someone bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845846
It's numbers on collabs, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take away from it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845892
That's how my 11-year-old niece looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844385
>>30845839
>the AI is giving us a Punished chuuba
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
How I wish for a soldier Holo so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845871
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845487
Fucking based AI lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845905
>takos
>making oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845915
I love how walfie's Ame just randomly shows up in artworks now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845894
Do some early morning fitness reps, it will vastly improve your day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845936
y-yabai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845906
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
https://files.catbox.moe/amo1r6.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845845
And getting thiccer

[Anonymous No.]

Okay guys I have a question for you chumbuds. Is Gura flat or is there budding breast emerging? I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
>No ENs
>No IDs
But wait
>No Sora (doing her EN reps)
>No Koro (doing her EN reps)
>No Flare (has a decent grasp of EN)

Holocup global coming soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
Why the fuck isn't Coco participating?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845947
They're everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
Why is Flare always missing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845927
Nobody said Gura being a slut was a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845959

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845859
Gura has killed twenty people?

[Anonymous No.]

Is tomorrow's members karaoke the Jazz themed one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845580
Yes. Pekomom's job is an actor, that's why her daughter is also in entertainment. Since she's a very busy woman, Pekora actually had to pay her won mom to appear in her stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't showered in 3 days and my sleeping schedule is all fucked because Ame keeps streaming Minecraft until like 5am and I've got two letter "As" written in permanent marker on the back of my hands so I can lucid dream (about hololive).

I used to laugh about the people Ame attracted after he debut but she's actively fucking creating them and I'm becoming one of them.

also I just realized that the A could also stand for Amelia so now the time traveling streamer witch has literally marked me with her sign and has tricked me into doing it myself, WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
AA cup

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845933
This is true!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845979
Yeah, mostly children

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any streams in the next 4 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845932
>literal who in the grand scheme of things.
I mean they aren't t he top of the top of streamers but they are like the top 1 percent of streamers? I wouldn't call them literal whos in terms of streaming. Also they get are the top superchatted of all streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845946
Tako hands made these

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
Ame said she doesn't know cause she hasn't seen under the hood but chances are is that she has a little meat there and isn't completely flat like Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845972

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845981
all of the available evidence suggests that it is, but it is not conclusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845967
Also forgot EN Gen 0 is missing as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845946
Hey/ They make OC. Probably been busy lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
Based on the history of artwork she has liked on Twitter I believe her headcanon is that she has small buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845907
They probably want to avoid any further negative CN publicity, so anything that has a hint of a shitshow brewing is axed immediately. Sucks for Asus cuz this would have driven sales, people into Vtubers would consider buying their shit. Fewer people who cross over in the reverse, I imagine.

>>30845977
It carries a negative connotation. Pervert is unironically a less bad term as well as being more accurate, so use that instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
Probably flat based on her mama's other drawings.
It would be fun when a new costume comes out she ends up having a decent A/B size that was just hidden by the hoodie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845998
I have one of the Ina Patches, where did you get the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845918
I hope Sora collabs with the rest of ID more, they seem way less scared of her daisenpai status

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
the fucking invisible one my fucking sides, here's to (you) motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
She has small budding breasts that are bigger than Ina's.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you guys doing for Tako Tuersday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
Mariko-chan is my oshi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845967
The same JPs have also missed from the sports day. Rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845967
Also Gen 1 lacks Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
Kinda sad that they aren't able to participate on these types of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
Unknown. Consensus seem to be that she's flat, but who knows. Maybe alt outfits revel more info on that front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845816
69 viewers
Hip-hop...
>>30845728
Twinkies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845728
Koopa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845991
If Holos are the Top 1% of streamers, those Minecraft people are the Top 0.01%. If a sea of tens of thousands of streamers, there were maybe two hundred successful ones for any significant period of time. Hololive is a very new side of the industry, and one of the first to make a sustainable business out of the streaming market without needing that top 0.01% numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845991
They're just one of those weird anomaly channels that gets insane views because of Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845817
If we're being serious here I think she's still a wannabe bimbo. She'll get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845918
I hope Sora does more English-study streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
How ling will EN be treated as second class citizens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845816
>Canadians

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should be bottom heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845991
They're popular streamers, don't get me wrong, but odds are higher that people will have no idea who the hell they are outside of certain bubbles. The internet is so massive that people with hundreds of thousands of unique viewers can still be widely unknown. You don't breakthrough into becoming a household name until you're like PewDiePie or Ninja tier.

Ultimately what I'm saying is that be happy for the Holos, they're doing well. Don't worry about their numbers just stick around and enjoy what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845907
>Cover catch wind an ASUS community manager is organizing a raid to harass their girls during an ASUS sponsored stream
>Report it to ASUS and then cancel it because the girls safety isn't guaranteed
>ASUS came out super pissed to their china department and clean the house
It's far from being unrealistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845967
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1339485091530035202

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845983
Anon, please do your sleeping and shower reps, Ame wouldn't like this. You can always catch up to her streams with the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
I think you underestimate the logistics of collabing with a large group, much less a group with participants in various time zones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846039
They can, especially the ones that speak nip. Cover just doesn't capitalize on it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846068
this is true

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome. Welcome to Hololive general. You have chosen, or been chosen, to post in one of vtubers finest generals. I thought so much of hololive general as to elect to post my OC here.

So whether you are here to stay or moving on to shitpost in threads unknown:
Welcome to /hlgg/. It's stupid here.

[Anonymous No.]

When’s the next stream I’m BORED

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845981
very likely, with the public one being the christmas one

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846018
the ambiguity in her current costume is better than a definitive answer anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846079
Why do you need to shower anyway? It's not like we can go out of our houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
We will only know if we get a more revealing costume. I hope it's a B cup at max.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys want rrats? Here's some rrats for you
>Polka is suffering from depression
>Gura's entire family abandoned her at some point in her life
>Artia being a Judas was just an Chinese anti narrative running rampant
>Amelia only does the GFE thing because her fanbase essentially steered her into that type of content
>Aqua is actually one of the smartest Hololive members. She exaggerates her stupidity and awkwardness because she knows clippers will eat that shit up and, in the end, make her more popular.
>Haato is still in Australia. Haachama buried the body around the outskirts of Sydney.
>There is no Hololive ID gen 2. That project was abandoned and the ID gen 2 perceived by you all is actually a group tulpa
>Miko never sang that catch ark tune. It was AI generated and propagated by shitposters across the Hololive fandom.
>Moona isn't fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845991
>lifetime superchats are less than Aqua made last month
Honestly Hololive is insane for the amount of money they get out viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845852
5ch is going to find it and take it seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846067
I mean that guy with 200k view minecraft is a literal who as well than. He just has a lot of views but I doubt most people know who he is except for minecraft autists? Though I agree with you in terms of pewdiepie or critikal and other huge youtubers they are small fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846091
In 5 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846050
Maybe I'm misunderstanding your post but there's a shit ton of "successful" streamers. It just depends on what your metric of success is. It actually doesn't take that many average viewers to make a living off of Twitch or YouTube, maybe about 1000? It's quite surprising how profitable it is.

[Anonymous No.]

TAKAMORI BROS winning in the house tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846097
Agreed. Do holo jp girls even have official bust sizes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
MY SIX GLADIATORS TO RIVAL THE IDOL INDUSTRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846059
>How ling will EN be treated as second class citizens?
Until they create their own events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846068
Correct

[Anonymous No.]

>losing your job, a good one too in china, because you are a schizo to an orange woman
Mr Changchaama.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846113
NO

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys know that Mizuryu Kei is actually doing a Marine doujin?
https://twitter.com/melon_tsuhanbu/status/1339510749136207873

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846019
Check Woodpatch for all 5 ENs or Ahoworks.
If either of them are sold out on the ones you want, send them an email. Best case, they might have a few unlisted ones left, worst case, it'll show there's interest to do another run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846099
It helps fight your depression!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846097
Will you be upset when she gets the "more form fitting" costume that she hopes for?

[Anonymous No.]

smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846117
based takimoriarty

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846134
Fucking perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846140
no, i will always love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
VShojo-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846108
They can't be that retarded. Unless somebody will misdirect them on purpose, for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

Does Ina always play with the same Tako or is the Tako always a different one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846127
What kind of event can you make with 5 people? or can the ID's join too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846134
She's gonna fap so hard to this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846109
Yeah that's my whole point. I literally have never even heard of that guy before but he has almost 250k viewers right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
>they got these fuckers
>but still no Koopa
YOU WILL REGRET THIS YAGOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846108
Don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

Since I'm a Nolan fag

I casted the fitting roles to mostly HoloEN members

Ame = Cooper
Kiara = Brand
Gura = Murph
Ina = TARS
Mori = Tom
Enma = Prof. Brand
Haachama = Mann

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
I think you're confusing how these things are set up (hint: has nothing to do with cover)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846116
Maybe I was off on the numbers exactly, but I don't believe I'm off on scale. For every successful streamer, I'm decently sure there are 1000 people streaming to nobody at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846117
>Mori arty
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846106
>Miko never sang that catch ark tune
No.. It can't be...
>https://files.catbox.moe/xburri.mp4
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo HELP ME INAaaaaaa̶̧͖̱̯̞̪̪̻̬͍͓͂̈̔͑͐͘͝ă̶̺̆a̶̧̛̼̓̎͐̐͂͂̒͑͆̀͜͝a̵̮̝̮̻͙͈̜̻̯̻͍̓͜ā̴̡̮̤̺̗̩̪̫̰̦͆̽̊̐̀̔͑̎̈́͐͌a̶̧͖̱̯̞̪̪̻̬͍͓͂̈̔͑͐͘͝ă̶̺̆a̶̧̛̼̓̎͐̐͂͂̒͑͆̀͜͝a̵̮̝̮̻͙͈̜̻̯̻͍̓͜ā̴̡̮̤̺̗̩̪̫̰̦͆̽̊̐̀̔͑̎̈́͐͌

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846106
>Gura's entire family abandoned her at some point in her life

That's not a fresh rrat. People have been saying this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
SLIGHTLY bigger than Ina, with puffy nipples, 774-style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
I have witnessed terror

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846106
>no shit
>this is true
>nah
>this is true
>nah
>ogey
>ogey
>this is true
>this is the truest of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846153
all takos are the same, they are a hivemind

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846136
Yeah I got Ahowork's Ina and Ame patches but I didn't see the others in your picture there, thanks for the source of the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

Takodachis...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845839
Holy fuck kek.
This is why I keep coming back here everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846134
I'm horny now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846132
Bugs can't help but out themselves. In hlgg, hlg, fucking everywhere.They get laughed out of fucking reddit. Would be the same if they found kf too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>this is what the world looks like when you stop taking the meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845981
Either that or practice for the public Christmas one. We can see from the campfire kareoke that she likes to rehearse in front of a smaller audience before doing the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

teamup schedule says ina should be streami nright now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846017
>pervert
fuck off she is a tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846108
It's not our job to be their tard wranglers.

Let us have some fun, for god's sake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
Is this the new Her/notHer? Schrodingers Bust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Can someone post this on their hashtags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846132
Any new statements on ASUS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846209
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1339594573891301376

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846132
You'd think someone working for a Taiwanese company would be more careful about that sort of thing, but chang's gonna chang

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846168
Oh for sure. there's tons of people talking to themselves streaming to 0 viewers every day for years. It's kind of sad but then sometimes the algorithm randomly saves one of them out of thousands and they gain an audience. Weird how this stuff works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845990
Africat is streaming right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846209
cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846212
The portal 2 "Oh god..." would suggest otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

Pekomami...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846209
the teamup schedule anon has not updated it to reflect stream changes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846209
She canceled it like five hours ago to prepare something for karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846209
And Ina said she had to cancel for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion on mesugaki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846106
You forgot the part where Aloe never actually retired and is just taking a break until her doxxing dies down

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
EN and ID still, to this very day, are plagued with technical difficulties. They shouldn't get invited to anything until they fix their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846156
These are talent created events. It's a niche Towa has been making for herself. It's much easier for her to ask other JP holos than reaching across to ID or EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846241
moririn so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846236
I'm going to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
slut

[Anonymous No.]

OLLIE LOVE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't open this, you've been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846156
I dunno ask Amelia she's smart at that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845886
>>30845906
Technically the game was still running like shit but Risu is cute so it's all forgiven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845946
Based stray bizarro /hlgg/ poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846222
They are hiring new people for ASUS CN offices, including a new community manager.
ASUS rolled some heads

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
collab for the porn

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should test the waters with collabing with JP girls by inviting Shion in her last match in DBD tonight, and just see how it goes. It'll only be ten minutes, and not a full hour, and allows to test how well it goes in terms of communicating one on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
Think of the doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846212
I swear, people take the faintest innuendo she says and make it out to be a completely degenerate fetish. It's funny, but i sincerely hope people are not actually thinking that way seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
Spankings

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845989Oh, right! The pepeloni! The pepeloni for Haachama. The poison chosen specially to kill Haachama. Haachama's pepeloni. That pepeloni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
I think it fits Gura perfectly and we need to do everything we can to incorporate it into her character lore.

It's also just fun to say Gura is a slut. Try it out sometime, I think you'll be surprised by how much you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846265
don't tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846263
Is Ollie the ID with the most art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845972
Private Cooper, your numerals...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846222
>Apperently the guy behind china ASUS account went very emotional, he said "he is going to grab a knife and rush into the meeting room" "to stop the collab stream"
Jesas

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846287
i really want to believe that shion was playing DBD the other day hoping to collab with gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845962
https://files.catbox.moe/3wdmsv.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846286
Me too tako

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846302
She's the most popular one, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846244
I really wish I could believe this rrat. Sex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846286
remember, she loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845983
>I've got two letter "As" written in permanent marker on the back of my hands so I can lucid dream (about hololive).
How does that help again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846265

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846305
Nice rrat

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS NOT A SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>>30844132

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sort of a newbie with this, is there a schedule for botan (the lion with adidas clothes) and noel? Or should I just look on their twitter.

Whats beyondthestage? is it like a fan meeting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
Double blowjob from these mesugakis

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846287
Thats too smart for Gura to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846328
Forced recognition. It's unusual enough to snap into realizing they're dreaming without making them wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846335
You don't know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845124
>>30845137
fake meme jp record

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
Their little toned tummies deserve a punch.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame driving in GTA4 would be a sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura is here, she's going to be very seiso on her upcoming stream because of all the 'Gura is a slut!' comments.
Or she's going to double down because she secretly loves being called a little whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846335
This, at most she shlicks to doujins alone in her room from the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best thread we've had in while. My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243

Interlaced toes double footjob from these dumb brats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846344

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846278
>>30846292
>>30846295
>>30846348
sameket better deliver...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846017
Word policing? On MY 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846342

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
wholesome cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846366
You're gonna need to post some supporting evidence!

[Anonymous No.]

Ireland for Irish!

England get out, hic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846365
Gura is definitely an extreme M roleplaying as an innocent little S.

You would man up if she told you to carry her around and lick her feet, right? You'd plow her little body into oblivion and leave her with bruises, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846365
All girls love being called sluts and whores. By the right person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845071
first of all, she wont
second, if she did, it would be deemed as fake by the autistic faggots in the speedrun community

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
I want to bash my head against the wall after seeing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846106
I really like how almost half of these are true. Good work, have a (You) on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846348
Gura: Blowjob
Shion: Rimjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
should have been banned.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if people legitimately believe Gura was masturbating in Portal 2 or not anymore. At first it was obvious that people just wanted her to be, but now they're acting like it's a fact and it's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846286
Me too anon...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071

Ya know, I don't like this at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
TAGS: Lolicon, Netorare, feet, impregnation, bloated belly, anal, cute, funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846344
You seem sincere. The proper advice is to lurk and to watch the threads until you understand how to properly post/interact.
Don't ask questions like these so blatantly, they only attract distain. You're smart; figure it out by watching and learning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846326
DYRB

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846406
IMAGINE
VISUALIZE
CONCEPTUALIZE
UUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
It's as real as Mori farting on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844132
>Ina Flatley
>Butt of a Fish
the AI is HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846387
She said herself she almost never leaves her house, and when she does it's just for a walk. Her life revolves around internet, like with most of holos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846362

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846302
At least on pixiv, yes
>Ollie: 216
>Anya: 95
>Reine: 55

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845934
AmeSame reigns supreme
That's about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
knowing how many people here haven't felt the touch of a women in decades, there's probably a good handful who believe it, as well as a few who say they believe it to rile the others up

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846344
Hey kid think you got the wrong board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846406
YES YES YES, OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.]

smol gula

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846406
Oh god YES
MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846286
we all do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846156
>an the ID's join too?
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846441
No the difference is mori actually took a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Oshi?
>What are the chances for kwapi to actually get in to HoloEN2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846342
>I'm a german and a jew
rur

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Ina canceled her stream to spend time with her boyfriend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
this place is filled with schizos so guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
I think you're overlooking that whether you believe she was masturbating or not is irrelevant.

It's way more hot to think that she was masturbating even if you know better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
It's good enough to believe it's real, but I'd never defend it as real.
It doesn't need to be anyways. It just needs to sound close enough for it to be turned into a soundpost, ala the yams.

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845469
>
>
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Mori
1%, but that's like 100% if she tries 100 times.

I am not good at probability, let me tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846469
We made it, takodachis

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
It's as real as Kiara owning a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846156
EN + ID can probably provide 8 people at all time, 11 people max. You throw the singer in there and you can do a tetris tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Ina
50% she either does or she doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846390
Gura really is going to masturbate again on stream while doing her princess ASMR isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
When you're in on a joke, you can run with it without feeling like you need to stop and explain that you're just joking to everyone around you constantly.
You would feel included in the joke if you stopped to fucking lurk before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845025
There are a lot more pics I love a lot, mori gets the best fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846493
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, I also think Gura SUX! She is not my queen and deserves to eat FARTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
Who does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846460
This is awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844530
either she's intentionally being a tease or she's so autistic that she genuinely doesn't understand why it gets a big reaction out of chat, but does it anyways because she gets positive feedback from it. I've yet to be fully convinced of either of these but I want to believe the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846406
Anya:kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846452
If you consider 90% of posters to be literal retards, you can never be riled up by retarded posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
>Mori
>Zero but she'll still have a good time as an indie until she declines and quits, which may or may not happen sooner than we expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846483
Be carefull lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
>Gura
> 6%

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845243
>It's real

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846141
Cute santa

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING LOVE MORI

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846469
Two is a lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846517
> which may or may not happen sooner than we expect
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Ina
I feel like she has a good chance she just needs to keep it up but regardless I'll support her anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846485
It's 63%

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846483
Every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846141
Santa Klaius

[Anonymous No.]

I´ve been missing the Blasphemous Mori streams
Are they KINO?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori what the fuck
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1339330402528407553

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846277
https://msearch.51job.com/jobs/shanghai-bsq/125282247.html
>posted 12-17
>social media manager position
I thought you guys were just shitposting. This is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Ina
It's all about not giving up, if not for HoloEN2 maybe 3, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
can't believe she said this, what a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
Deadbeats will defend this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845817
She's too much of an introspective sweetheart to be a bimbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846141
Merry Fucking Clitoris

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER:
It's not HER
She didn't pee
She didn't say fuck
She didn't fart
J*y isn't her boyfriend
She wasn't masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846533
No particular reason, maybe she'll just find something better to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
I wanted towa baby

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846531
https://files.catbox.moe/0mff7k.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845817
No, Mori and Kiara are bimbos. Ame is a gremlin, Gura is a bratty lolibaba, and Ina is there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Ina
For someone that just started streaming very recently, she's doing incredibly well at entertaining her audience, interacting with her chat, etc.
So if she keep that up, I truly believe she can eventually make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Haachama
0% because she's disqualified for being too HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846567
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846498
Or a Mario Kart Tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846533
Why be an unsuccessful indie vtuber when you can get married and stay home taking care of the kids/housework

just kidding, I have no idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
Can people even make LARPing accounts like this and not expect Cover to psy a visit?

[Anonymous No.]

ame portal soon I cant wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846572
Requesting Ina telling people she's not your fucking therapist

Wah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Mori
15%

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
>Collab with Sylvanas
It's over. This is even worse than VSh*jo. Mori officially ruined HoloEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846460
Amelia is 9cm taller than Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846569
I dunno, probably not many options for a shut in type.

>>30846580
>0% because she's disqualified for being too HERE
You guys keep saying shit like this but it didn't disqualify Mori "Nigga nigga nigga" Calliope or Amelia "Gamer Word" Watson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846567
Sure thing, Gooruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846572
Haha very cool

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oshi
>Rei or Asuka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846576
I don't think this is even allowed in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845510
kek, got what he deserved

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846411
Which post started this narrative

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1338935213896810496
>Ame's roommate liked this on Twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846567
Ok, but she is HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845700
Praise the priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
>not Towa Baby

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Polka
100%
I believe in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846614
Ina
Asuka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846572
These types of SCs always rubbed me the wrong way, not because of the "lel dying in five minutes luv u" messages, but the ones which request them to do something. It's like they're treating the vtubers like dancing monkeys who are obligated to listen to them due to donating chump change

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846548
The world of Online RP accounts is a strange place. I especially don't know why they use real life people for DRP accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846571
Not gonna lie, I miss this Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844142
>Gura tries to do bratty princess dom ASMR
>it turns into cute pure princess trying and failing to be bratty ASMR
oh God, I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846591
Why be an unsuccessful indie vtuber when you can be a married and stay home wife who's also an unsuccessful vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846618
owo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Mori
It's literally impossible to tell, because we have no idea what Cover looks for exactly and we have no idea if she will get big or not. I don't know how big Ame was before Holo, but I would imagine she would need Ame's numbers. Also, she would need to be entertaining and interesting, which I think she is and will only improve. As of now I see her as a Kiara-lite. She doesn't have dead air very frequently and can talk about almost anything for a long time and has unique interests. If I had to give a % at this point, 40%, if she stands out amongst other applicants then 60%.
>"She's from 4chan"
So is Mori and and probably Kiara and Mori has said "nig" multiple times and she's still in

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845700
Wah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846567
But she is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846563
>gura
>sweetheart
People like her are usually the biggest dumb assholes. She probably rolls her eyes and lets out a sigh after every stream, mumbling to herself about how retarded her chat is while she checks her bank account and laughs at all the money she's making. it's pretty hot when you think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846567
But she did at least one of those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7O_XONlyLQ&ab_channel=HoloCut

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Ame
HoloEN2 auditions won't happening soon so I think she has more time to flesh out and gain experience. If ever she gets into tight competition, she shouldn't give up though and send applications nonstop till they finally give in like what Nene did

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846572
And save the animals, orb and honk to you too, superchatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846572
WOOOOOOW that´s COOOOL unbelievable

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
>Your Oshi?
chicken
>What are the chances for kwapi to actually get in to HoloEN2?
she has better chance of getting into NijiEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846243
I don't know what mesugaki means. No I'm not new, it just popped up one day in /hlgg/ and I'm too afraid to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846618
What else has she liked

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846572
Im still pissed off

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846618
what was the new tweet she posted recently. was it a yab or some random thing>

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Polka

She's practically guaranteed.
>self-made indie that didn't rely on a clique of established channels or friends in high places to get established
>made all her assets herself instead of using daddy's trust fund to commission people with talent to do everything for her
>Doesn't rely on "ooooh sex lololol dicks xD" wannabe vshojo humour of softcore camgirl antics like 90% of western indies
>unique and attractive voice, eloquent with strong speaking skills
>fantastic at zatsudan, entertains without dipping into yab topics
>already great at chat interactions and streamer multitasking after only 2 weeks at it and manages to tard-wrangle a chat full of anons
>solid amateur singing with lots of potential
>A-tier channel growth for an indie without the nepotism boost, already catching on outside of 4chan circles. Literally almost caught up to Ame's pre-holo viewer numbers after only 2 weeks of cultivating her audience
She has literally everything that could make someone an exceptional candidate. All she's missing is some niche supertalent like Mori's rap or Ina's art, but Ame got in without that kind of talent and we know all the Gura-tier singers are going to be filtered by Vsingers so that probably won't be a priority for gen 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846653
>713k views
sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846631
I've moved on to her sister, the literal angel. She's so precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846642
Moro doesn’t look the type, she seems way too oblivious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846634
I mean I guess if you enjoy it that much. Are you getting married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846546
She's out of breath, shouting, "AARGGH", minor lore
It's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846618
How do you even know that? It's locked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846666
kusogaki = shitty brat
erogaki = slutty brat
mesugaki = smug brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
>She's practically guaranteed.
Kwappi....
Nah, she's slowly hitting her stride, give her a good live2D and some better art assets+OBS skills and she'll be an excellent streamer soon, great tastes and actually decent at games too

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844124
>Cover song
Didn't that her delayed cuz they were having issues with the producer taking longer than expected with the instrumental?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845989
I could actually hear Haachama's voice in my head while reading that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846483
>16
>Bisexual Homoromantic
>Athiest (kek didn't even spell it right)

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Oshi
>What you're looking forward to the most from them
>What you dislike the most about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846652
I can almost see it, and would probably agree. But then I saw her pre-HER stuff and I just can't see it being possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
Her voice Is trash and that’s a pass in itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846652
I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

Will there even ber a Gen2 of EN? Cover alreaady has way too many talents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846107
This is why people that pretend the idol aspect of Hololive doesn't matter are blatantly ignorant. The ratio of support (money) per viewer that Holos get is absolutely insane compared to regular streamers, and it's thanks to the idol culture of wanting to support your favorite and see them succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846666
Google it, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846705
maybe if you're a SEAnig who only watches anime all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846707
It's guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844820
>>30846632
Wasn't here for her first game stream, anyone know the thread's reaction to her failing super hard in maneater? It endeared her to me, personally. Her failures are just as good as her successes, which is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c3jYHccTCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845415

Thinking + anticipating the motion sickness that would follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
>(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846705
I mean Cover hired Towa, why not kwpp then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846707
En made cover more money in a month than China did in months.
So yes, there will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846721
So 80% of the hololive audience yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846696
Thanks. I tried googling it and it just told me it's female animals, so I thought it's something related to sharks or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846710
It's not the "idol aspect" it's the "being a woman" aspect

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845841
They just want to have fun and go all out wehithout having to tiptoe arround EN that are
>the new guys
>barelly understand japanese
>JP holos cant banter with them since they don't really know them and there is the risk of a missunderstanding causing drama
Let them have their fun, you wont see them in this kinds of competetive eventes until all of EN has collabed with al other participating JP at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>last thread, didn't hit image limit
>this thread, image limit 400 posts early

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846707
>Will there even ber a Gen2 of EN?
Yes, it's untapped market.
>Cover alreaady has way too many talents.
Different branch. JP side has TOO many talents. EN and ID is only picking up now. We'll get ID3, ENSingers and EN2 before JP6 for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
>and manages to tard-wrangle a chat full of anons
This one is pretty big

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846642
This is all off the top of my head and what I picked up from what other anons said, but Ame averaged like 100-200 viewers most of the time. One major thing that Ame had going for her was her streaming consistency and output. She streamed almost daily over the course of a couple of years

I think that Cover hires very heavily on personality and their gut feeling for it, but they won't just hire some rando with no previous internet presence, they need to be backed up by some solid proof of content creation that proves that they can actively put stuff out

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
you're post is turning me into a believer

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846707

>Japanese company
>"Too many" of something that proves profitable

Nah bud, it's happening. Overlap galore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846703
>Mori
>That constant Cringe KINO with a hidden girly side.
>Holy shit Mori shut the fuck up about youtubers and stop appealing to ironic weebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846670
From Dec 12? She just retweeted some Christmas anime style artwork.

>>30846692
Because I was already following her before all that happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
Better start on those singing-reps now.
Getting a good audio-setup or optimizing it (and the room) might be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846685
Oblivious how? Mori's dogwhistling /jp/ every other stream and d6 straight up talked about 4chan openly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Ina
0%, because of low amount of stream time. But she'll have a good shot at Gen 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846753
That's the power of calling Gura a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846761
So no koopa

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846770
Me too. She must have manually blocked me to force an unfollow for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
>Kiara
>minimal if managers are actually here
It's one thing to have general channers and a completely separate one to have someone that literally started streaming based on this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846705
filtered

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Ina
I'll give it a 20% if she starts streaming more often and does more karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845842
Ame? No, its pretty much the same voice, just a higher pitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846614
Ina
Rei

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
I BELEB

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846697
Just wait for HoloEN gamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846792
I fucking love that little slut. I bet she's craving someone to mating press her cunny RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846801
You probably made your power level too obvious from your handle/profile picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846770
I find it funny that she locked her account yet Mori and Kiara didnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846774
She's on a solid "better than Amelia, possibly better than Knoll" tier. If that's not enough to get a pass just for her being well rounded in games/tech and chatting, I dunno what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846806
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846770
I mean her tweet count stopped at 140 for a very long time and it's now 141. So the retweeting count as a new post?
be careful anon, she blocks her follower 1 by 1 now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846149
anon, they believed the j is a black trans basedboi with a 3000 miles cock and put it on their news site minus the cock of course

[Anonymous No.]

I was watching the Gura yoga RFA stream and the amber alert noise came up. the first thing I thought of when I heard it was how easy it would be to doxx her using that.
so i checked the archives and of course someone figured it all out.
pretty yab stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Mori
Decent, she fulfills a niche not fulfilled yet in the western market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846753
its the fucking fanfic generator post

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846705
depends if she can 'disguise' under a good persona like a mummy, robot, deity or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846699
It was literally her fault because she didn't respond to him
But even with that issue it's been too long it doesn't make sense that it hasn't gotten released yet unless they scrapped it and started it from the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846819
Probably just because I was a more recent follow. My handle is nothing weird and my profile picture/header is just isabelle from animal crossing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846828
seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>not paying attention
>put five spice into my oatmeal
Feels like something Ame would do. It's actually alright though. Shame I won't see Portal live.

[Anonymous No.]

Even for dead hours this is pretty bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846802
if she has good opsec it doesn't matter how "here" she is.

>>30846836
True, aside from Turkey EN has no good mommy archetype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846753
The power of Cyberrat 2077

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846821
It's not that unusual. S**** is dead and there's no signs of them coming back, Mori and Kiara are still putting things out on their old accounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845195
>So does Haachama herself count as a pig?
Iirc she's gone on record and said that her haatons are pigs but she would love to roll around in the mud with them, so take that what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
She literally has to start taking Jap lessons RIGHT NOW to give herself a more slight edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846828
Anon, do you even understand what cope means? What exactly is he meant to be coping with? You're the one raising an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got that calendar schedule of that Hololive DDD fanfiction that's being made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846770
that header lmfao, i love ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
Ame had her 6-year no-lifing streaming cred, out-of-the-box ideas, and extreme charisma going into the interviews
EN2 is going to be even harder than that so being realistic, she simply won't make it at her current state.

I'm not going to rose-tint my glasses just because she caters directly to the tastes of the finite audience here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846872
Everyone should just go and play Marathon. It's literally (and legally) free: https://alephone.lhowon.org/

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846872
What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846872
We burned out by replacing our rrats with algorithmic narratives, please andastand as we suffer through 300 cunnyless posts

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>what do you want kwap's avatar/new persona to be like if she makes it to gen2 or 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846885
This, if anything it just shows that Ame has gone all in on hololive. Luckily for us

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is just getting close to Amelia so she isn't seen as a suspect in the investigation but Amelia is getting close to Gura just to find evidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846156
>Mario Kart
>Smash
>Among US
>board games on the switch we dont have permissions for
>Minecraft but it's to late to get it working
I would think the IDs would be able to join too, they are getting the restriction lifted around the same time and rememeber the first EN-JP collab was with the 5th gen

[Anonymous No.]

this song was dedicated to amelia. one of the more underrated gura karaoke songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjhfGrS2MqE

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846916
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846916
Towa
Love her but let's stay on-topic, if only because others will take it as a pass to go all out nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846833
It was rather unfortunate, but the amber alert was state wide. Whatever address is posted on the archives is actually a fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846761
Also, this implies kopper wants to do it. I know it's different for Japs, but I know these girls are in their 20s and future ENs will be too (and IDs). Unlike Japs, these girls want to have sex and have partners. Cover will be in a very difficult situation on whether they should stay an idol company and prevent these girls from having partners (meaning there will be inevitable massive sex scandles and shit and it'd deter girls from wanting to join holo) OR they can allow them to (which ruins the idol culture and uniqueness of Hololive, and would make most fans turn away from Holo and it'd grant all Holo antis ammunition to just call any fan a cuck, whether they'd be right or wrong

I say all that to say, Kowabunga seems like a Trad girl unironically, and I'd imagine she wouldn't want to spend her early life bound to a contract that says "No sex until you quit", and who knows how long that'd last. I worry about this for the current ENs and future ones too. It seems like the path Cover will most likely take will be "Sex but no one can know". Hell they might already be doing it now

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>>30846821
she probably didn't plan on it if 4chan didn't try to ruin her life
>>30846918
it really wouldn't make sense for her to continue the last account, she was doing the exact same thing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846928
Calm down, schizoposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846082
>for some reason.
They've been friends for years, making them collab with EN just for numbers is like having your mom tellig you to take your younger brother to play with your friends, shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846908
You Marathon shillers are as predictable as FFXIV shills talking about their free trial.
Doesn't make it any less correct, but still, every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846926
Cool. Next time post the one that isn't bass boosted to hell by a retarded screen recorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeU

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846928
We hit the image limit schizo, kill the fucking thread already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846944
>let's stay on-topic, if only because others will take it as a pass to go all out nuts
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846918
There's no doubt at this point with consecutive 8-10 hours streaming a day this week. She spends 25% of her time as Ame now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846244
Or until her paypigs stop pandering so much, rn she earns as much as the whole 5th gen, if she's interested in popularity for the long run and build a career out of this she needs so go back imagine the kino at the comeback

[Anonymous No.]

i don't post here nor have i watched hololive in over a year, just wanted to share this nice fanart. have a good one.

https://twitter.com/PoNya_0/status/1339617449541394432

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else feel an impending sense of dread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846761

Seems to be the case, yeah, but would they hire someone without THAT much experience but proven ability to stream consistently? Or if someone is a natural at it yet has minimum experience?

I'm seriously wondering if they have ever made exceptions to the "experience" requirement. Plenty of talent online from people that don't really put themselves out there, yet they are naturals at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
What are you on about? Are the Holo's under such restrictive contracts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846821
it's most likely because of the retards who caused the amepocalypse

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlds2KZAVf8

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844929
>why_not_both.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846959
>>30846975
At least survey post about something on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
I've been feeling like that for the last week due to not studying for a grade determining final I have tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846141
снегурочка

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
>It seems like the path Cover will most likely take will be "Sex but no one can know". Hell they might already be doing it now
I wouldn't be surprised - all girls need to do is have some fucking Opsec about it. Don't share your switch or PC with a boyfriend, you're making 10k a month just buy another one.
Don't keep your personal friends on your consoles, make a new account and ask to business expense game purchases.
Don't post on your public twitter how much sex you want to have, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
I have an anxiety disorder, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846986
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846986
Tits too big but i like the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
>contract that says "No sex until you quit"
Is this a thing or a rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846952
>she probably didn't plan on it if 4chan didn't try to ruin her life
It was literally one person and a few samefags who did that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846825
Just stacking the chances further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846993
>Are the Holo's under such restrictive contracts?
Yes. It's a Japanese idol company. Idols can't have boyfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
We doing this timeloop again? Dump whatever you're gunna do and go back to your discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846156
There's the tabletop rpg they were looking to play, Mori mentioned it again like last week so it's not dead, and that should be fun as long as they all get invested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846918
Ame deserves nothing but the best, the amount of hard work she puts in for the others and holopro generally says it all. Cover is lucky to have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847005
>your oshi
>how small your penis is
granulated gargoyle.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
All the time, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846986
>not cunny
already shit taste anon, go back and neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846974
thanks sounds better

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
Why? You think there is going to be a big happening or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846986
Too big, but that's why I actually like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846918
Amegeddon had a role to play in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846968
You mean more than me brings it up now and then? Never noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
It's always about sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>your dream stream for any Holo
Ame
I want to see Kiara play an Idol management game. I feel like her autism would be fucking unleashed in an amazing way trying to steer a girl to stardom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846993
Speculation from the Twap incident and what we know of idol culture.

>>30846984
Anon she has 5k usd monthly from her fanbox only account, doesn't Gen5 make way more than that in superchats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847025
rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846986
Tits are too big but I like this fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
No, Mikochi is back and I havent felt worried since her return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847001
why does this sound good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847040
1freedickmeasuringcoupon.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846213
Last time /jp/ had fun, Aloe happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846920
You’re getting too close, Seamus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847015
>Women
>Opsec
My man Yagoo has a lot of faith.
>>30847025
See >>30847029 and see Aloe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
As far as I know Cover doesn't have the "no sex" rule
>>30846948
>Kowabunga seems like a Trad girl unironically
Please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847016
Unironically meds helped me get out of that hole, I'd recommend them of you're not already on then (that and meditation)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
I'm too busy staving off being the impending dread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846703
Ina
More kino gameplay
She should stop being so try hard, lack of sleep, poor diet and stress will make her sick sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847061
Ina
remote control vibrator stream where each donation increases the intensity

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time we had dead hours this long?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847078
Was /hlg/ directly responsive for Aloe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847015
Confirmed, I have anal sex with Ame every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847104
No it was nijiniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847069
I don't know but it really makes me love Ame's singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846671
I believe she has decent chances.
Reminder that people like THIS applied for EN gen 1:
https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846703
Mori
Upcoming increase in streams
Holy shit at least make an attempt to wrangle chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847105
Do you at least pee in her butt when you're done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847057
Not here, but I've met Marathon fans in my time, and every time I do I get a link to the trilogy with "it's free! legally!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847062
During the towa incident, cover explicitly specified that having a boyfriend was NOT against their company policies. She got in trouble for lying about it, poorly, and getting caught in her lies.

Its in a talent's best interest to not reveal their relationship status since paypigs are usually desperate guys paying for the GFE, but it's by no means mandatory. It's not, strictly speaking, legal to forbid someone from having a relationship while under employment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846832
>believe
Anon, they're the ones who came up with that rrat in the first place. It's all part of the shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Right now is a great time to catch up on VODs you might have missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
>>30847025
From what I've heard, Cover doesn't forbid their talent from dating and such I've heard some holos are married, though those may be rrats, they're just not supposed to talk about it is all

>>30846990
I don't know about the JPs, but Ollie only debuted as a v-tuber like 5 months ago
All in all, standing out is most important, I know Nene did some idol stuff prior to hololive, but she probably ended up standing out to Cover from her determination by sending in applications 4 times

Cover is a talent agency, what their after is talent, which when it comes to streamer comes almost primarily down to personality. They just want to be sure that there's reliability in the people they hire through previous experiences

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847118
>Reminder that people like THIS applied for EN gen 1:
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Guys does streaming everyday as holoLive lead them to have an identity crisis and being unable to separate themselves from their vTuber self? Any noticeable incidents of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
Bad OPSEC would just crater that Holo's earning potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847118
Well, she does IRL livestreaming with a fat felon and a pedophile now so

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847099
hot
sybian would be a nice ride

[Anonymous No.]

Keyara...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847152
Pekora has almost outed herself because she unconsciously says peko irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
What did the AI mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846952
The guy and his discord-friends doing some outrage-posts to make it bigger than it seemed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847147
Crazy to think that a lot of people here haven't seen it.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I just an old man, or is it normal to feel uncomfortable about treating chuubas as "content producers"? I just want to hang out with cute girls. I don't care what they do. I don't even watch VODs that often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847143
Rembere the more broken the better. The broken girl cabaret needs more members

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847131
I see. Didn't it massively debuff her growth and put her behind her genmates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847182
Newfags cycle in and our every day man

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
>Does anyone else feel an impending sense of dread?
You might be having a heart attack. That's a symptom in some cases. "impending sense of doom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844811
This will be me. I don’t want to fuck your oshi I want money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847189
kwap legit takes her meds and has a tissue disorder, she's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

WATSON'S THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847187
Burger mentality. Corporations have poisoned their minds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847171
Outed to who? She barely leaves her room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847182
It's been a solid 2 months since it was last posted, I'm surprised it took this long desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847202
>tfw the threads are so fast I can't even keep up with the archives anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844071
Is boganoff Ina the final piece to this dreadful puzzle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846149
>They can't be that retarded.
Don't underestimate Nip retardation

[Anonymous No.]

Social media destroyed any idea of what OPSEC is

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844643
Fucking A.I Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847118
WHO is this person

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845507
This is my favorite Chumchad

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847152
It's a known thing among long-term streamers in general. It isn't even exclusive to streamers either, but actors overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846948
It's not about their partner or relationship, it's about the keyfabe. As long as they can hold it, they can fuck whoever they want. But good luck doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847118
A tranny made it past the first round of EN auditions so anything is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847233
I don't have it
dump eet

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846872
This thread was good tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846703
Kiara
More streams where she hits her stride and stops allowing herself to be railroaded by her chat
The fact that she values the opinions of some of the retards in chat over her own instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847266
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844617
The word you’re all looking for is pervert. Gura is a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847152
>>30847257
Ame and Kiara will gradually took over, judging from how much they stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847039
I'm just happy most of the girls seemed to have achieved their dreams/comfortable living compared to pre-hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846703
>Mori
>Increase in streams (30847121 like this guys said). And help me god if "increase in streams" will be just another occasional shitty 1h stream at some other point during the day
>Chat interaction. Stop paying attention to it dummy. Attentionfags will fuck off eventually and you can actually concentrate on the game and learn how to play it. fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847061
Kiara
Full on mythic WoW progress raid with just Holos. If we go full dream than it's world first race and they win.
Just thinking of this concept amuses me
>>30847099
>not a full gen off collab
You were so close

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847266
Anon, they just claimed that they did. Given that their opsec was poor enough to cause them to post the refutation letter they received, there is no way in hell they got as far as they said they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847287
Gura is a slut in addition to being a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847032
>>30847050
I couldn't really put my finger on it before, but I think I've finally been able to make sense of it. For the past week or so, it feels like there's been a significant drop-off across the board for EN. It kind of has me worried that the western market isn't as big as we originally assumed, and the eventual introduction of future gens will only saturate it further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847279
Anon who posted in this thread about it.
I do think that might have been for singersEN tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847202
hey, I havent seen the video but thats because my cringe tolerance is so low. In fact, instead of watching the debuts, I was reading the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>30844445
>a half teaspoon of cum
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847287
Possibly the most perverted of the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846986
It's only fair after Gura kept sticking huge tits on all her gen mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846390
You're making me sad, anon. I wouldn't be able to hurt her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847056
Amegeddon happening so early was a good thing even if it made Watson destroy her previous life. It effectively removed unicorns from her fanbase and made teamates stronger, now they're probably the biggest fanbase here in /hlgg/, even bigger than Gura's. Outside of /hlgg/, it was a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847251
some attention-seeking jew who has a thirst for drama. She just broke up with notorious dramacow and tranny Digibrony who himself picked up fights with /a/ at one point. She now dates a fat trailer trash pedophile and felon and does IRL streaming with his gaggle of retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847298
Ame's personality isn't different, so she wouldn't be affected by this anyways. Kiara maybe moreso

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847321
>kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847329
Gura wants to be hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

Your oshi
One think you like about her design

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847197
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846567
this is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847124
I see. Someone recommended that to me during dead hours so I pass it around now and then. Was a nice history lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
kiara
nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846751
Astel's superchats would deny that

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ina
Her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847329
>>30847347
Not only hurt, but she'll enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>/jp/thread/S29548204#p29550137
was this his debut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ina
Canonically, the inside rim of her suckers on the tentacles are considered sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847329
That's fine, I'll do it for you.

The little slut loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
ame
her boobas

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847314
You mean the Youtube bug? Its pretty obvious that live views are all kinds of fucked right now, especially when you check the View/Like ratio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846751
You haven't seen what fujos can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Kiara.
cute chicken tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30845086
Wow she’s just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Towa
The eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847237
The simple solution is to get rid of your social media

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ina
Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
gura
her spiky hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Gura
The blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
ame
her coat, coats are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Gura
Her blue nails

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ina
her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847329
You're not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847118
Anyone can apply, huh. Imagine being the guy to sift through all the cringe applications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847395
I have for al

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847368
>>30847374
>>30847382
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846987
I take meds for it. It helps somewhat. I know that I need to change my entire lifestyle. That constant feeling of helplessness sucks everything. It really sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846464
Mori
Now - 0%. For gen 3, if she keeps getting better at this and streaming consistently - not 0.

It's a conundrum. Hololive is looking for someone not only entertaining, but, more importantly, experienced with streaming. So she'll have more chances to get in after some time around the block, BUT, others aren't sitting on their ass either. Competition will be tougher and tougher with each subsequent gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ame
Her fat sweaty boings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Gura
Her eyes and blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ame
The way her hair looks when she takes off her coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847266
>trannies
>passing
They lied. Cover is a still a Japanese company. No fucking way will they pick a tranny even by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ame
The placement of her time travel watch on her waist

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Thing
I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Ollie appeared in one of Polka's stream chats recently right? I'm not going crazy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ocsaRq3ns

[Anonymous No.]

>>30846652
If she was actually cynical like that she would do a far better job of monetizing her streams. The fact that she hasn't done a single proper subscriber milestone celebration stream, despite those being guaranteed large SC draws, is proof enough that she isn't like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
>Ame
>eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30847345
Ame
Skirt and tucked in white shirt is erotic as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

When are we getting Homo EN?

[Anonymous No.]

I accidentally called my girlfriend's little sister Gura yesterday...I need help...

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>>30846987
All the time

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>>30845004
>Tiana
>Chiana
>China
>Coco meets with China to discuss their conversion to communism

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>30846987
Yes, it's horrible and i didn't develop any coping mechanisms because they started later in my life.
With a broken leg, you can cope by knowing it'll be over. Illnesses of the mind not so much.

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>>30847312
Better opsec than 90% of hololive though since he's been streaming for years.

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>>30847378
It was. That's how he got the Damascus name, preggoposting and everything after that cemented him in the thread.

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>>30847345
Ina
Her wiggly ears

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>>30847345
Gura
The hat

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>>30847368
What the fuck anon? Not even her eyes or hair?

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>>30847383
Is it really just a bug? I remember hearing that it was just Youtube's new algorithm removing bots.

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>>30847345
Mori
Hair

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>>30846652
She's always been a sweetheart

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>>30846567
no yes no yes yes yes

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>>30847123
Yes, she says it helps to get the cum out since it can end up quite deep in there

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How do we convert Ina to the dick?

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>>30847342
I think all of the girls are big pervs but each in their own way, some more vocal then the others, but if had to rank them
Gura > Kiara = Ina > Amelia = Mori

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Will Ina get her tabletop rpg stream someday? I suppose they are still subject to permissions like video games, are they?

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>>30846652
She'd easily triple her SC income if she holds <<afterparties>> after every karaoke like Mori
But she doesn't

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>>30847466
We didn't get a voice or anything to match, guarantee you if he actually landed the role he'd get doxxed before his debut stream was over.

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>>30847345
Ame
The design of her coat

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>>30847202
I've actually seen the video before I even started to frequent Hololive threads. She's well known in internet drama circles afterall

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>>30847237
imagine being retarded enough to use your real face and name on the internet with anything not related to work
There is zero reason to do this
Ive never posted my face on the internet and I dont plan to start

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>>30846642
Mori may be from here, but there's no direct evidence if it being recently and she was not directly tied to the part of the site that has some amount of posters constantly trying to start an Aloe 2.0 situation for fun. She should distance herself as much as she can if she wants a fair shot

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>>30847378
>was this his debut?
Definitely not. He was around before he revealed this.

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>>30847152
here's the real question, how much is a character and how much is their "character" just them with a very light level of kayfabe to explain stuff and try and stay in character. gura is basically just herself to the point where she just said "somebody google gura and tell me what my tail looks like"

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>>30847474
i dont like the colour orange, i've never noticed her eyes

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>>30846710
western Newfags

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>>30847490
>kiara lower than gura
Did you miss the Ryza stream

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>>30847202
I still haven't managed to get to the actual audition tape I always have to tap out before

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>>30847345
Kiara
Thigg thighs

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>>30847314
Early November was peak Hololive hype in the United States. It'll come and go in waves esp during the holiday season.

>>30847476
They haven't touched VOD views. There's recently been some tiny 200 viewer bumps every 5 minutes in the views chart that started when they said they added new bot measures.

https://holo.poi.cat/stream/xVLWLPWMvBs

/hlg/ is just shitposting

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>>30847525
Didn't know = meant lower

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>>30847525
Gura is a slut, Anon.

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>>30847502
By coincidence I came across all five of HoloEN before VTubers even existed.
I might have also encountered Reine and Ollie before.

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>>30847476
Anon do you remember how they crashed the entire site for a day just to make the like/dislike buttons a tiny bit bigger? Of course something like that would happen again.
I should, it was my birthday. Fucking pajeets stole bday karaoke from me.

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>>30847438
He admits to basically saying in the interview that he had no talents and didn't do anything, that seems like the only real reason they dropped him
>>30847496
I'm talking about an indie vtuber named Mocca

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>>30847490
you do not watch kiara very much

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>>30846671
I BELIEVE

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>>30847378
No, he was posting the gills pics far before that.

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>>30847558
Nevermind I am the retard

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>>30847558
anon your eye reps

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>>30847311
>full gen remote-control vibrator collab
>each of the girls has a remote but they're not told which vibrator it controls

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>>30847476
Not only its confirmed by Youtube, no bots I know of (I researched this) drop a like on videos, they're just there. The views dropoff from streams is ridiculous, theres clearly something fucked about Youtube's new "feature".

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>>30847567
>I'm talking about an indie vtuber named Mocca
You think they were the tranny that claimed they got rejected at phase 2? What?

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>>30847476
Youtube was just conflating the bug with the feature to sweep it under the rug. The bug incorrectly displays how many viewers are concurrently watching whereas the new feature they're touting removes "spam viewers" which directly affect how many people are viewing in general.
Essentially:
>With the bug: 10 people are watching the stream but only 6 people are recognized as viewers.
>With the feature: 10 people are watching but youtube recognized two of them as spam viewers, removing them entirely. This lowers the viewership to 8 people with all 8 viewers recognized.
tl;dr they're not the same thing but are close enough to have the "feature" sweep the bug under the rug

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>>30846751
There are female youtubers with way more viewers than holos, yet way less SC.

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can we kill this fucking thread already

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>>30847615
No

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>>30847602
because most of them were being open webcam prostitutes. Also, 2D > 3dpd

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>>30847615
Can't wait to see more AI generated spam

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>>30847311
But who would be raidlead?
Aqua or Ina?

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>>30847345
Mori
her outfit

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>>30847589
No, he supposedly said on stream that he got rejected after the interview stage after making it past the first stage. I'm not talking about a random larp from here

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>>30847314
does anyone actually care about viewer? what should matter is the income theyre making on sc, sponsirships, and memberships and they all have that in fucking droves. theyll be fine.

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>>30844071
Based meidos

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>your oshi
>last videogame you played

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>Your oshi
>Would she do anal

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>>30846751
No you fucking retard. Twitch whores are jealous of hololive because of how much more money people are willing to give to idol-like "pure" anime girls. The kayfabe / idol aspect of Hololive is what makes it a cashcow.

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>>30847121
You are free to do whatever in her chat as long as you don't break youtube TOS or spam roommate info. If you don't like something then be the change you want to see. Seething on /hlgg/ won't do much.

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>>30847654
Ina
UNICLR

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>>30846891
Ame and Gura have never even seen a single Japanese word and are in. Obviously exaggerating but they don't know Jap and Ina barely knows it.

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>>30847642
assuming they want to 'grow' and get more SC/members/sponsorships, i'm sure some of the girls do care about declining concurrent viewers.

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>>30847654
ame
cave story

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>>30847602
that's why pokiman was winning because she woulsnt tell anyone she had a boyfriend

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>>30847658
It was a survey post about something you don't like, no need to get defensive.

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>>30847654
>Mori
>Bloodstained
Fun game. Really should get around to playing SotN and other Igavanias someday.

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>>30847638
Ah, I see. I'm pretty sure the entire chain was talking about the larp tho, didn't remember anything about Mocca applying for VSingers going on in the thread.

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>>30847654
Amelia
Muv-Luv

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>>30847654
>Kiara
>Command and Conquered Remastered
I've been thinking of replaying Star Control II

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>>30847654
Ame
haven't touched a game for a while but I wanna play Ni no Cunny

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>>30847665
>Ina barely knows it
Anon.. your archive reps..

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>>30847654
Ina
I started I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

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>>30847638
>They had the gall to actually require some kind of skill set comparable to the other candidates.

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>>30847061
Ina
A stream where they disembowel coomers live on camera, then at the end say "the Aristocrats!"

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>>30847654
Ina
King Oddball

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>>30847656
I don't think it has much to do with them bring seiso, otherwise how do you explain Marine or Kiara

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>>30847654
Mori
Project wingman

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>>30847654
Ame
Cyberpunk. Its alright, I just wish they released it when it was actually ready.

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>>30847654
Ame
Xcom2

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>>30847654
gura
hades

>>30847655
yes but would be insecure about it at first

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>>30846671
>no nepotism
>chan spawn, constantly shilled
The horsefaced woman that gets brought up every so often isn't anywhere close to an average applicant, and believing that the hlgg pet is a shoo-in as a result, is painfully miscalculated. You need a niche or you won't get in. Africat being an endurance Minecraft streamer unironically has a better chance, and that's even with the inevitable land war.

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>>30847654
Ina
Does gachashit count? I just did my dailies on 7 gachage.

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>>30847654
Kiara
Melty Blood

Die thread!

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>>30846993
Its obviously a no-no, but might not necessarily be written in the contract, not that we would ever know for sure unless a big security breach happened.
Kiara's roommate once did an interview about her idol life where she said that the no-boyfriend thing was never outright stated to her by management, nor was it written anywhere in the deal, but just very heavily implicit as part of the culture.

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HAACHAMA CHAMA

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>>30847655
Ina
No

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>>30847061
>Kiara
>Grave of the Fireflies watcalong with either Kiara or Ina
Tell it to me straight fellows, is it possible?

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>>30847525
>>30847572
I didn’t miss the stream, she’s my oshi and while I totally think Kiara was giving it to herself and was as horny as me for the girls I still think Gura is a slightly bigger pervert but is just better at hiding it. Kiara is very open about how perverted she is, THE Mario stream where she talked briefly about the vibration of the control or the anal comments are good examples but I just strongly feel that Gura is the most perverted, even if it’s by a small margin

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>>30847687
based koops

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>>30847726
You can’t be your own oshi, Ina.

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>>30847654
Ame
Frostpunk

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>>30847654
>Marine
>osu

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>>30847630
I just wanna say that AI generated smut is the best shit ever and normal doujin/porn cannot compete with it.

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>>30847654
Kiara
Cyberpunk
Actually pretty great and I hope Mori gets to play it and shills it to Kiara

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>>30847520
Gay faggot get out of here
t, Chumbud

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>>30847557
faggot
>>30847594

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>>30847654
Gura
Cyberpunk. The game is alright but still buggy

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>>30847714
You bet your ass if Marine or Kiara announced on stream that they have a boyfriend, there would be a huge shitstorm and their SC income would heavily drop. Its all about the kayfabe.

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>>30847654
gura
taiko no tatsujin

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>>30847061
Ina
Korone playing all 3 Game Center CX games

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>>30847741
so you are basing it on a hunch and not on what actually happens during streams, got it

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>>30847655
Ame
Yes and it would stink really bad

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>>30847654
Ina
Bravely Default 2 demo

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>>30847654
Mori
I don't know it's been a while. Star sector?

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>>30847740
I'd watch the collab

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>>30847737
Chama?!?

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>>30847665
Ina knows Japanese though

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>>30847786
Intuition bitch

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>>30847757
sure
chickenshitter

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Anal with Kiara

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>>30847654
Korone.
DJ Max.

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>>30847654
Gura
DS2 back in October

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>>30847655
Kiara
100%

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>>30847654
Kiara
Animal Crossing

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>>30847761
I mean yes, that doesn't stop them from being very far from "pure".

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>>30847654
>Ame
>smash ultimate
i wish she opened up matches to members so i can ground pound her

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>>30847654
>Haachama
>Monster Hunter World

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>>30847654
Gura
Satisfactory

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>>30847654
Gura
Graviteam Tactics Mius Front

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>>30847654
>Luna
>Soul Calibur VI

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>>30847061
Ina
Any 4 holos beating RB2 endless setlist on expert

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AMESAME COMIKET DOUJIN LOVE!

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HAVING SEX ON AME'S POOL TABLE

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Some fag made an early thread again

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>>30847714
Idolfags who care about them having never fucked before don't care if they're lewd, only if they've actually done it before. Thinking and saying sexual things is different from doing them in their eyes.
But those unicorn style idolfags aren't the main demo, either. The main demo that pulls in money are the more laid back idolfags, the ones who are in it to see a girl grow. It's the reason why games like IDOLM@STER are so big; the concept of helping a girl make it in a hard to succeed in industry is a really big attraction.
But with that, not having an active relationship is still a factor, if a smaller one. That's why the concept of "I am everyone's idol" is so big, the kayfabe is that they work hard to bring you joy, and you support them to do their best. Having a relationship doesn't harm the idols because they're sexually active, it harms them because fans will see another person who can support them directly and think, "Well that's nice for them. But that also means they have the support they need, so I don't have to step in so much to help."

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>your oshi

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>>30847828
do you recommend it

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Gura is only a slut for me

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FUCK HOLOLIVE

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I love you Gura!

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>>30847849
good
more 2hus dead

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>>30847655
Mori
Probably with enough convincing. She'd probably shart during it though.

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I love you Gura!

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i love you, gura!

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I love you Gura!
I also love you Ina!
>>30847865
How autistic are you?
Yes

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I love Ame

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I love you Ame!

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Guh!