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Hey /jp/. I don't mean to sound like a racist,

But what the hell is up with American youth? I ask this because of a few events that happened today. I was sitting in my literature class this afternoon when a knock sounded at the door. Mind you, this took place about a half hour AFTER class started. Lo and Behold the person knocking was the only American student in my class. This is the first time this week that he actually showed up for class, and he sauntered in like he was early for class. He took a seat rather noisily and basically caused the class to pause until he settled down and finished saluting his homies.

Class continued as normal until assignments were handed out. That is when he started to speak. My god, /jp/, I have never heard a more blabbering, mumbling person speak in my life. I couldn't understand a damn thing coming out of his mouth. The only thing I DID understand was his apparent hatred for homonyms. After the misunderstanding was cleared he then went on about how 'hot' his shoes were until the class ended. During the class he also claimed that the name '50 Cent' is a metaphor.

So I ask this of you /jp/, why can't American people learn to speak and/or pay attention? Why do they care more about their 90$ piece of shit 'hot' batman shoes than learning? I live in a town where there are at most 20 American people, and 90% of the ones I've been in the same room with could fit right in with the racial stereotype.

>> No.308294

huh?

>> No.308308

Some people are dicks.
I've taught you a life lesson.

>> No.308316

/jp/ - American/General

>> No.308324

>>308279
blame society, also, where the hell are you from?

>> No.308328

tl;dr america is shit

>> No.308318

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

>> No.308340

>>308324
Mexico

>> No.308341

Most people are retards and failures uguu~
Welcome to life uguu...

>> No.308336

>>308279
that guy looks wierd

>> No.308350

>>308340
now i understand, I somehow feel your pain

>> No.308352

>>308341
Why can't I be a font of wisdom like Uguu~..?

>> No.308354

>>308340
hey essay

>> No.308359

We had an amerikan in our class a while back. Long story short, he was the loudest, fattest waste of cells ive met. And ive met many, many chavs in my days. Problem was, because he was foreign and had a really irritating (read: foreign) accent, the girls were all over him.
But he did say that where he came from, the opposite was true and if I wanted some free action I should go back to his town. But getting some because youre a britfag in amerika is like shooting fish in a can. And by fish I mean whale due to the size of them.

tl;dr; Im a britfag and I hate amerikans too.

>> No.308367

>>308359
Everyone hates amerikans, piece of shit humans

>> No.308373

UK here.

I have lots of Americans and Europeans in my classes at University. Can't say they're any different than anyone else.

Except for the Eastern European and Spanish girls, they really really try super hard (Doing essays weeks in advance, staying after class to discuss journals they found etc.)

In before race war

>> No.308376

COPY/PASTE
REPLACE ALL "BLACK" BY "AMERICAN"
POST ON /jp/
ENJOY THE SHITSTORM

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308383

>>308359
Noooo. Don't hate me! We're not all bad!

>> No.308387

You guys are all fucking newfags. This is a copypasta.

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