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Reimu was born in 1994. She turned 26 years old last saturday.

>> No.30790919
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Reimu is a hag!

>> No.30793865

>>30790848
time flows so slowly in gensokyou that not even a single year has passed yet

>> No.30793973

>>30790848
Reimu stopped aging when she smoked part of Remilia's body in EoSD.

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>>30790848
Huh? Wasn't she created in 1996, when Highly Responsive to Prayers came out, making her 24? By the OP's TL she would be a toddler when HRTP takes place.

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Highly_Responsive_to_Prayers

>> No.30796125
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Why does my pp become hard when the girl is my age or just slightly older?
Now I gotta fuck Raymoo, be right back.

>> No.30797439

>>30790848
REIMU IS AN EXPIRED CAKE AHAHAHA

>> No.30798396

>>30795577
Wasn't she like 10 in the first game? That would mean she's around 34.

>> No.30798522

>>30790848
Cake.

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>> No.30824349

I want Reimu to take advantage of me.

>> No.30824490

>>30800853
Why is Alice rubbing her face into Reimu's armpit here?

>> No.30825215

>>30824490
Who knows. Alice is probably a light weight.
Also, why question it? Wouldn't you want to be close to Reimu as well? Imagine the softness against the side of your face. It's not every day you get to be comfy with the crimson slasher!

>> No.30825447

>>30825215
I was hoping I'd get a reply talking about Reimu's 26 year old armpit scent or something, I suppose.

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>>30825447
Why would you want to know what a 26 year old woman smells like? She probably takes extra care of her self at that age to remain visually appealing to the younger residents of Gensokyo, meaning her armpits lost their appeal with older audiences.

>> No.30825905

>>30790919
Hag prostitute!
Hagstitute!

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>>30825720
Is she a woman or is she still a maiden at that age?

>> No.30830801

>>30790919
>Reimu is wife material
I agree!

>> No.30831030

>>30830493
She's a woman the moment she turns 18.
... 14 if you're a lolikon. (because she's a hag at that point according to them.)

>> No.30831070 [DELETED] 

>>30824490
you wouldn't do the same, given the chance?

>> No.30832269

>>30831030
That's not what I'm asking.
>lolikon
Educate yourself and lurk for 30 years before responding to me ever again.

>> No.30832537

>>30832269
Yes, she is still a virgin.
>lurk
>k
c

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>>30830801
Imagine marrying this fatty. She's bound to put on even more weight in the future, especially after you put a few babies in her.

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>>30790848
94 is the best year to be born because it was also mine

>> No.30848666

>>30848222
Even in 2024, you'll still be an underage b& and cancer of the internet.

>> No.30865101

>>30796125
Being attracted to people your own or comparable age is normal, anon. It's the alternative that's weird.

>> No.30884163

>>30831070
I wouldn't be able to stop myself, in fact.

>> No.30913387

This thread: Reimu's Oppai featuring her iconic armpits.

>> No.30913465 [DELETED] 

>>30865101
Posts 2000s garbage thinking.

>> No.30913496

>>30865101
Post-2000 garbage thinking.

>> No.30913546

>>30790848
zoomer scum

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>>30790848
reimu is very experienced and knows how to handle a male

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Touhou works on Simpsons timeline logic, where nobody ages and everything takes place in the "current year". Like how Bart has been 10 years old for 30 years.

>> No.30937419

>>30921896
She's a real professional

>> No.30938140

>>30921896
that's not reimu

>> No.30938806

>>30938140
what's wrong, anon-kun?
why are you trying to disown poor reimu?

>> No.30943212

>>30798396
MEGAHAG

>> No.30992346

>>30938806
That's just not Reimu dude.
Even the tits are too big.

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